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The Four Horsemen of the Zenpocalypse

Dave as GM · Steve as Lashara · Chris as Jock Bjorn · Brin as Levitas · Jesse as Father ITYS · Hayley as Old Man Jenkins

The Four Horsemen of the Zenpocalypse

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Levitas], Chris [Jock Bjorn], Dave [GM], Hayley [Old Man Jenkins], Jesse [Father ITYS], Steve [Lashara] Utterances: 4791 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)


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00:00:00:0000:00:06:17Steve [Lashara]Jay Aloud. And Gray is apparently made by Zen?
00:00:00:0000:00:06:18Brin [Levitas]Yeah, he literally just pulled that out and I don’t know if it’s apparently made by them.
00:00:00:1600:00:11:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]He was over the day last week, so all that content is great. And I don’t think it’s apparently made by intention. What? Yes! That’s what I believe is. What with Morocco?
00:00:01:0900:00:03:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, he literally just looked at me.
00:00:01:1200:00:06:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, he literally just looked at me. I don’t think he did anything to me either.
00:00:06:1700:00:15:02Steve [Lashara]What?! And that’s where I left off. Oh, I imagine so…I
00:00:07:2300:00:11:24Dave [GM]Yes that’s not good but I have a story for them.
00:00:07:2700:00:08:04Brin [Levitas]Yeah.
00:00:10:1900:00:11:16Brin [Levitas]But look at the story.
00:00:11:1600:00:15:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Ooh! A story. Tops…
00:00:12:0700:00:13:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, I…
00:00:14:0100:00:24:22Dave [GM]So yeah nice no
00:00:14:1000:00:17:25Brin [Levitas]So uh…
00:00:14:1700:00:17:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]So uh…
00:00:15:0200:00:20:28Steve [Lashara]have a 6 inch cable and a 10 foot nothing.
00:00:20:2800:00:28:03Steve [Lashara]It’s really nice on my drum set to have slack but here I roll
00:00:24:2200:00:35:16Dave [GM]can
00:00:30:0200:00:30:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]hear that much?
00:00:33:0700:00:43:23Jesse [Father ITYS]I can hear it from here without the - Hold on. Ambiance, ambiance.
00:00:33:2100:00:45:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]me put both of my ears in. No I don’t…wait wait everyone quiet!
00:00:34:2800:00:35:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay
00:00:35:1000:00:35:25Brin [Levitas]Are you good?
00:00:35:1600:00:42:10Dave [GM]you guys hear the ambiance? No that’s just ambience that’s
00:00:44:1900:00:45:26Jesse [Father ITYS]I like listening to myself.
00:00:45:0800:00:49:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I do not hear the ambiance.
00:00:47:0200:00:59:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]You guys are much more
00:00:49:0200:00:51:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Wait, wait. No one else talk. Let me say something.
00:00:56:1100:00:58:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I don’t hear the ambient
00:00:56:2500:00:57:13Brin [Levitas]Yeah
00:00:59:0600:01:00:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]polite than the kids were.
00:01:00:2300:01:02:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Why? What were they doing?
00:01:01:1300:01:03:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Just everyone talking at the same time.
00:01:03:1900:01:04:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh.
00:01:04:1600:01:08:29Dave [GM]And then they would actually eat food in the microphone on purpose,
00:01:11:0200:01:13:04Dave [GM]just so they could hear themselves eat.
00:01:14:1000:01:15:15Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s the time of discovery.
00:01:15:2900:01:16:19Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:01:15:2900:01:16:29Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:01:15:2900:01:17:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:01:16:0700:01:17:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Too much power!
00:01:18:0400:01:20:25Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s a stage that they’re in. Don’t you know your Freud sound?
00:01:20:1500:01:23:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Speaking of which, I need to get files for me from last session.
00:01:23:1800:01:33:28Dave [GM]Yeah, yeah. I’ll download them and get them over to you. Before you leave, there is a couple of things that I found for Molio
00:01:30:2800:01:37:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Good thing I drove separate I said good thing I drove separated
00:01:33:2800:01:43:28Dave [GM]that I need to give to So, it’s just the one hard drive that I got from you The other day And then it’s some releases From Costa Vida
00:01:34:0700:01:34:18Jesse [Father ITYS]What?
00:01:36:0400:01:37:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]More hard drives?
00:01:38:1400:01:42:20Jesse [Father ITYS]What? Good thing I throw separate. Oh, he throws separate.
00:01:39:2200:01:40:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I drove Separate
00:01:43:2600:01:45:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, you’re going to see the rest of the game
00:01:46:0200:01:46:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No
00:01:48:2600:01:50:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I was speaking Dirkly
00:01:49:0100:01:49:16Dave [GM]Okay
00:01:51:1000:01:52:11Dave [GM]So today
00:01:51:1700:01:52:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Dirkley
00:01:54:1400:01:58:27Dave [GM]I’m just going to ask you to pay attention To nuance Yes
00:01:57:0300:01:58:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Did you hit record
00:02:00:2700:02:04:26Dave [GM]Nuance That is The word of the day Is nuance
00:02:04:2000:02:06:23Steve [Lashara]Jesse’s just like…
00:02:06:0100:02:11:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Will you please define the word nuance for Jesse?
00:02:09:2000:02:14:17Jesse [Father ITYS]he’s upped his ante since last time because we figured out how to destroy the bag of holding
00:02:12:2400:02:17:28Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:02:13:1700:02:25:17Dave [GM]that bag of holding thing pissed me off dude because like the thing is you were supposed to actually dismantle some of these guys and like do it that way but
00:02:14:2300:02:17:17Brin [Levitas]Thank you.
00:02:15:0100:02:17:18Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:02:15:1100:02:17:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:02:17:0200:02:20:08Jesse [Father ITYS]now he’s doubling down
00:02:19:0300:02:24:17Brin [Levitas]I’m going to actually dismantle some of these guys and, like…
00:02:26:0400:02:32:05Jesse [Father ITYS]you know, last time you asked me how did you know how to do that and my answer should have been revelation
00:02:32:0900:02:33:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:02:33:2500:02:34:03Brin [Levitas]god.
00:02:35:0700:02:36:26Steve [Lashara]guys i need your bags of holding
00:02:36:2400:02:38:12Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:02:38:2000:02:40:02Dave [GM]and thrown it on the ground and walked away
00:02:39:0100:02:40:09Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:02:41:0300:02:43:29Dave [GM]like it would have been over like I can’t compete with that
00:02:42:2000:02:46:26Jesse [Father ITYS]I think it’s bats
00:02:43:2700:02:53:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay i did hear a bird is the bird in the background that is from it’s
00:02:46:1200:02:52:16Steve [Lashara]it was a rat it’s big enough for me to ride
00:02:49:0700:02:49:19Brin [Levitas]now
00:02:53:0200:02:57:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]a rat but
00:02:54:0700:02:55:01Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s a rat
00:02:56:2100:03:00:27Steve [Lashara]rodent of the usual size I don’t believe this exists
00:03:01:1300:03:05:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it’s not from that movie, is it? It was a
00:03:02:1800:03:12:27Dave [GM]uh okay i’m gonna go get the ipad for bren so okay but one other thing i’m going to try today guys
00:03:04:1000:03:08:13Steve [Lashara]the sound no now. I don’t know what that’s about.
00:03:05:2300:03:29:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]rat. Oh
00:03:06:0700:03:08:11Brin [Levitas]get the iPad
00:03:10:0800:03:12:07Steve [Lashara]Okay, one other thing is
00:03:10:1000:03:15:26Brin [Levitas]Okay, one of the things I’m going to start here is who wants me to talk about it.
00:03:12:0400:03:33:21Jesse [Father ITYS]okay nuance is this
00:03:12:2700:03:24:27Dave [GM]is we’re going to be doing a group initiative pull so we’ll roll initiative we’ll add your initiative together and then we’ll ad the bad guy’s initiative together and whoever wins
00:03:14:0100:03:27:25Steve [Lashara]you guys
00:03:17:1400:03:24:20Brin [Levitas]So we’ll go over this and ask for Jennifer and her with
00:03:24:2000:03:31:25Brin [Levitas]you guys to act back at .
00:03:24:2700:03:29:04Dave [GM]will go first. So you guys will actually go as a group
00:03:29:1800:03:41:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m also remember I’m about to
00:03:33:1300:03:37:26Dave [GM]no, go ahead It seems like you had a question
00:03:33:2100:03:40:10Jesse [Father ITYS]i’m sorry go ahead it’s dumb that’s not
00:03:41:1300:03:52:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]die so someone should heal me I’m just saying you have me plan getting healed did Jzen do it because he thought I
00:03:43:0100:03:47:19Dave [GM]Yeah Well that’s I have that planned so
00:03:44:2400:03:57:27Jesse [Father ITYS]oh shoot yeah maybe nuance
00:03:49:2000:03:50:07Dave [GM]maybe
00:03:52:2700:04:01:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]is like a worthy opponent what’s that
00:03:54:0200:03:56:25Dave [GM]Maybe Just give me a second here
00:03:56:2200:03:59:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is this a Goku situation? Here, take a Senzu bean!
00:03:59:2200:04:01:04Steve [Lashara]I hate that
00:04:00:2900:04:02:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Gives it to Cell.
00:04:01:2200:04:08:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay it’s an anime
00:04:02:2000:04:05:07Dave [GM]Okay but with the group initiative
00:04:02:2300:04:04:20Steve [Lashara]okay but with uh
00:04:03:0500:04:04:18Brin [Levitas]Okay, but with the
00:04:03:0900:04:05:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, but with the…
00:04:05:1000:04:10:20Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t understand that reference I mean I know it’s from Dragon Ball Z but I don’T understand hello
00:04:09:0100:04:11:04Dave [GM]What I’d like you guys to do, if you guys can.
00:04:12:2900:04:13:11Dave [GM]Hey!
00:04:13:0100:04:13:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Heyyyy
00:04:15:2700:04:19:10Dave [GM]If you can when we’re rolling for initiative
00:04:16:2500:04:17:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]No worries.
00:04:21:0200:04:24:17Dave [GM]it gives you an opportunity for you guys actually work together as a group
00:04:24:2800:04:25:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]what if i don’t like
00:04:25:0100:04:26:28Brin [Levitas]Let’s say you’re going to do this
00:04:25:2300:04:29:06Dave [GM]you’re going to do this, you’re gonna do this and then you’ll do it in that order
00:04:31:1400:04:39:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]uh chill yeah well what if I don’t
00:04:31:2600:04:42:06Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah we’re a family that doesn’t change
00:04:33:1100:04:33:23Dave [GM]break, breaks
00:04:35:0800:04:35:20Dave [GM]what?
00:04:40:0200:04:42:12Steve [Lashara]you’re old man jenkins You don’t like anyone.
00:04:42:0600:04:50:15Jesse [Father ITYS]our biological connection which we all are siblings check you can test me on that
00:04:47:1300:04:49:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]here put one of these on
00:04:52:2400:04:53:23Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:04:52:2600:05:04:23Dave [GM]Oh okay well welcome Bryn Franklin we already started recording so we’re just you know.
00:04:53:0300:04:54:02Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:04:53:2500:05:03:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Ben Franklin
00:04:56:1500:05:02:08Brin [Levitas]Well welcome to Fury Church.
00:04:58:1000:05:02:06Steve [Lashara]Well, welcome to your church.
00:05:03:1200:05:03:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]brain
00:05:08:1300:05:17:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Seriously, did you like think really hard before you married Franklin about this like you had to have weighed this option
00:05:17:2800:05:19:16Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:05:18:1700:05:20:05Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:05:18:2200:05:20:15Dave [GM]Benjamin Franklin
00:05:20:2000:05:24:01Brin [Levitas]No joke all my friends are like
00:05:24:1300:05:26:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]is really doing this
00:05:25:0200:05:31:23Brin [Levitas]you’re really doing this stuff. My one friend was like, you have to break it. You cannot be Benjamin Franklin.
00:05:31:0200:05:32:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]don’t go hard don’t go too far down
00:05:35:0100:05:43:28Steve [Lashara]-worker found a guy, Doug Cannon, thought he was pretty great and told her parents Shannon. Are you sure you want to marry someone named Cannon?
00:05:44:2400:05:46:02Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:05:45:1700:05:49:13Steve [Lashara]Yes, I do and yeah, Shannon Cannon Yeah, true love
00:05:48:0600:05:56:19Brin [Levitas]love. And they live right there? They live right there don’t they? Yeah that’s their names.
00:05:52:2500:05:59:17Dave [GM]a Doug cannon that looks right there actually doug and shannon cannon are they really is he a really
00:05:56:1500:05:57:22Steve [Lashara]That’s my co-worker Yeah
00:05:59:1700:06:05:26Dave [GM]cool older dude that’s got like what yeah he lives right up there yeah 10 adopted kids and um i’m
00:06:00:2800:06:03:18Steve [Lashara]And they have like 10 kids
00:06:03:1000:06:03:25Brin [Levitas]yes
00:06:03:1300:06:04:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh
00:06:05:1500:06:06:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah wow
00:06:05:2600:06:13:00Dave [GM]actually gonna go watch the two towers with him on march 6th yeah oh he just is having a
00:06:06:0700:06:06:21Brin [Levitas]what
00:06:08:1100:06:09:13Steve [Lashara]Oh really?
00:06:09:2100:06:20:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]why march 6 what’s on march six i know but march six just sounded like it was something
00:06:13:2700:06:16:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]you have to plan things that far out when you’re an adult
00:06:17:0200:06:18:23Jesse [Father ITYS]we’re older
00:06:21:0200:06:21:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]right
00:06:21:0900:06:28:13Brin [Levitas]oh yeah y ‘all can buy one you know if you’re
00:06:22:0700:06:24:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah i’m just as old of all y’all okay
00:06:26:2600:06:27:15Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:06:27:1100:06:28:19Steve [Lashara]I saw the text.
00:06:28:1300:06:39:11Brin [Levitas]interested and he’s only 20k it’s a great deal so scary that’s scary
00:06:32:2900:06:35:19Dave [GM]definitely a section for a chance
00:06:33:0200:06:38:18Jesse [Father ITYS]20 karat you can sell them for more on the black market
00:06:34:0500:06:36:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]still cheaper than what I did
00:06:38:2900:06:45:16Dave [GM]so it’s probably right next to the hitman for hire and all the other things that are on there but
00:06:39:1100:06:50:29Brin [Levitas]yeah we’ll see
00:06:46:1300:06:53:11Dave [GM]yeah i mean just start taking offers uh i’m gonna recap real quick so what i was talking to them
00:06:53:1100:07:02:16Dave [GM]about just recently um we’re gonna retcon just a couple small things we’re going to start right when time was frozen and you guys were all pulled over i don’t think i’m going to take
00:07:02:1600:07:08:05Dave [GM]so much from you guys because when i redid the encounter you probably need a couple of these
00:07:08:0500:07:18:28Dave [GM]things um so i’m trying to keep that uh so we’ll just we’ll start there little thing that we’re going to do different and probably it’s not going to affect you too much, friend. But when we roll
00:07:10:0200:07:19:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]So I’m going to do that a little thing is there’s a couple of sections, but what we
00:07:18:2800:07:27:25Dave [GM]initiative, we’re going to group initiatives this time. So we’ll have all of you guys roll initiative, I’ll roll initiative whoever has the highest score will go first but you guys
00:07:19:0200:07:24:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]so have all the schools and also
00:07:27:2500:07:37:28Dave [GM]will go as a group so instead of it’s like you bad guy someone else bad guy it’s gonna be all of you going and trying to work together and then the bad guys will attack. It’s just something
00:07:30:0900:07:36:04Brin [Levitas]oh okay Okay.
00:07:30:2000:07:36:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]and then back.
00:07:36:1400:07:45:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]And working together.
00:07:37:1800:07:38:11Brin [Levitas]Okay.
00:07:37:2800:07:45:28Dave [GM]different. I saw a really cool video about it this week and I’m just wanting to try it out especially in bigger battles. It might help move things along a little bit more.
00:07:47:1500:07:58:26Dave [GM]Yeah, okay. And then Steve’s going to be on fire duty so the fire is going to be moving across the board as well.
00:07:49:1900:07:51:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]better chance of us not that
00:07:59:0500:08:08:14Dave [GM]Once we get finished with this part of the map I’d like for us to move that part of them up and remove this part of the maps and it will probably beat part of that for the rest of you.
00:08:09:1300:08:10:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Cool.
00:08:10:2800:08:14:05Dave [GM]And what’s the magic word of the night, everyone? Nuance.
00:08:11:2300:08:18:01Steve [Lashara]that was a Pee Wee Herman reference.
00:08:13:1700:08:15:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]nuance I was paying attention
00:08:14:2200:08:26:15Jesse [Father ITYS]no the magic you still have the force field over the city and I pledge allegiance
00:08:15:0800:08:16:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]But what do you mean by that?
00:08:17:2500:08:18:23Brin [Levitas]Okay.
00:08:18:1300:08:19:09Dave [GM]Yeah, just…
00:08:21:2300:08:22:19Brin [Levitas]Okay.
00:08:26:1500:08:28:08Jesse [Father ITYS]to the church of it
00:08:27:0600:08:27:08Brin [Levitas]Okay.
00:08:28:0500:08:36:04Dave [GM]Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean we’ll see what we do about your force field because I did actually take it into account and I thought really long and hard about what Zen would do about that
00:08:28:1600:08:30:07Brin [Levitas]Okay, okay. Okay.
00:08:30:0000:08:31:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I mean, we’ll see what we do about it.
00:08:32:1700:08:41:07Brin [Levitas]Yeah, but the people
00:08:36:2600:08:45:13Dave [GM]So yeah, but there are still opportunities to convert people Just saying so the people
00:08:37:0100:08:40:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, but there is a lot of
00:08:42:1800:08:43:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh.
00:08:43:0700:08:51:11Steve [Lashara]oh i didn’t realize anyone was alive enough to convert that makes
00:08:46:2500:08:48:06Brin [Levitas]in the city
00:08:46:2500:08:49:26Dave [GM]in the city didn’t see you kill the dog
00:08:46:2600:08:48:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]in this city
00:08:47:1600:08:55:15Jesse [Father ITYS]I voiced it pretty loud though he’s a dog killer
00:08:51:0600:08:54:11Dave [GM]So, you did
00:08:51:1100:09:00:08Steve [Lashara]sense yeah but you’re a religious guy so they have to take everything you say with a quick grain of salt he says
00:08:53:2100:08:54:10Brin [Levitas]You did!
00:08:58:0700:09:00:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:08:58:0700:09:00:00Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:08:58:0700:09:00:00Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:08:58:2500:08:59:11Dave [GM]true
00:09:00:0400:09:03:29Jesse [Father ITYS]it is written it is written written Steve
00:09:00:0800:09:33:00Steve [Lashara]he sees things all of the time treats are
00:09:01:1600:09:03:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]It was just a metaphor.
00:09:03:1800:09:06:08Brin [Levitas]See I had this for you and by the way
00:09:03:2500:09:05:04Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:09:04:0500:09:05:23Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:09:04:1900:09:06:27Dave [GM]pamphlet for you and by the way he killed a dog
00:09:08:2100:09:16:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait, wait. Still, what do you mean by nuanced? Like I looked up the definition and I know what it means but I don’t get what you’re trying to tell us
00:09:16:2600:09:17:16Dave [GM]Nuance
00:09:19:1100:09:29:25Dave [GM]um just uh yeah just pay attention to just maybe the conversations and the little details that that might might help and you might survive the night
00:09:20:1500:09:21:07Jesse [Father ITYS]details
00:09:30:0600:09:31:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m going to need a Vati Vidya
00:09:30:1700:09:33:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So if we beat this thing
00:09:32:2800:09:34:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]explanation of this when it’s over
00:09:37:1400:09:38:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]like
00:09:37:2700:09:38:17Dave [GM]i will
00:09:38:1800:09:38:28Jesse [Father ITYS]rest of
00:09:39:2900:09:40:11Jesse [Father ITYS]question
00:09:40:0600:09:43:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]well, what we did before this was pointless.
00:09:43:2600:09:47:13Steve [Lashara]do you mean
00:09:47:0800:09:51:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]You do remember that the entire city was completely destroyed
00:09:52:2000:09:54:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]like there was nothing left
00:09:53:1400:09:54:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh
00:09:55:0300:09:57:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the world has already been destroyed.
00:09:57:0100:09:58:19Dave [GM]Yeah. Remember?
00:10:01:1400:10:03:10Dave [GM]and Old Man Jenkins gets put in the stocks.
00:10:03:1000:10:05:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]This happens before all that.
00:10:04:0400:10:08:17Steve [Lashara]that hasn’t happened yet that’s why we have plot armor
00:10:04:2400:10:13:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, yeah, I know I understand now I was expecting all of us to die but we survived
00:10:09:0200:10:09:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:15:2500:10:21:03Dave [GM]in this swollen waste? I really hope you guys have looked at the map.
00:10:16:1000:10:17:18Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:10:17:1600:10:23:02Brin [Levitas]In the swollen weight, I truly hope you guys… The swollen weight! Okay.
00:10:18:1200:10:25:27Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t remember anything to happen oh shoot do we need to know the map for this tonight
00:10:18:2000:10:20:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]way what do you guys
00:10:20:2500:10:26:19Steve [Lashara]i looked at some of the map yep no
00:10:22:1700:10:23:03Dave [GM]Okay.
00:10:25:0500:10:27:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No, no Please just thank you
00:10:25:2300:10:31:23Dave [GM]No, no, no. know that’s for like when we actually start the other campaign but all i gotta say is there’s
00:10:26:0700:10:31:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s all I gotta say is
00:10:26:1900:10:33:06Brin [Levitas]That’s sort of like All i gotta say is It’s friggin awesome
00:10:26:1900:10:33:25Steve [Lashara]up on
00:10:31:2300:10:40:02Dave [GM]some friggin awesome names in there so just you know take a look when you can yeah uvown
00:10:33:2500:10:41:24Steve [Lashara]in the in in the swamp around next
00:10:41:2400:10:51:01Dave [GM]uh this the swollen waste is just right above who found yet right next to the gullet and
00:10:41:2400:10:52:26Steve [Lashara]to the gullet levatorium that was yeah levatorum
00:10:43:2900:10:48:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]get right
00:10:48:0100:10:48:27Brin [Levitas]Yes right
00:10:52:2200:10:57:29Dave [GM]yep i actually changed that last night i looked at it i actually made it hovering It’s now hovering.
00:10:52:2600:10:54:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]I actually
00:10:59:2000:11:07:10Steve [Lashara]that’s where i’m planning on putting my campaign yeah okay
00:11:01:2200:11:02:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, right? Cool.
00:11:02:1500:11:04:22Brin [Levitas]Well okay
00:11:05:0600:11:06:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]So how are we starting this?
00:11:06:2400:11:18:21Dave [GM]Okay, so I did a cut down on my prelude music but my preludes music is still up on that one year so we will skip the opening hymn today
00:11:07:0900:11:07:29Brin [Levitas]so
00:11:07:1000:11:25:26Steve [Lashara]when the
00:11:08:2600:11:09:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So…
00:11:20:0600:11:22:01Dave [GM]and we’ll jump…
00:11:21:1500:11:30:23Jesse [Father ITYS]to happen sometimes rarely don’t mock me don’t mark me
00:11:25:2600:11:26:27Steve [Lashara]spirit moves you
00:11:28:0700:11:52:17Steve [Lashara]so that’s how you’re supposed to run the meetings last
00:11:35:2000:11:47:14Dave [GM]let’s see if my okay good there we go all right so we’ll kick this off so if you remember last time
00:11:43:1600:11:44:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Sunday!
00:11:47:2500:11:50:14Dave [GM]wait i’m gonna get my announcer voice on guys
00:11:52:1700:11:53:26Steve [Lashara]sunday sunday Sunday.
00:11:53:1300:11:54:12Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:11:53:1300:11:54:12Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:11:53:1700:12:00:04Dave [GM]uh if you member last time you guys decided to invite every monster
00:11:54:0500:11:56:20Jesse [Father ITYS]kid’s tickets are still just five bucks
00:11:56:0700:11:59:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Last week, you guys said that every time
00:11:57:2000:12:04:22Brin [Levitas]every month to this and not really um
00:12:01:1800:12:10:19Dave [GM]to this fight and not really kill any of them just invite them all um so zen made a preliminary
00:12:02:1500:12:04:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and not so
00:12:07:1100:12:09:17Brin [Levitas]so then he
00:12:08:0300:12:16:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]we decided to put
00:12:10:1900:12:18:17Dave [GM]appearance and some of you met him uh he decided to use what’s known as a chronology spell
00:12:15:0400:12:16:07Brin [Levitas]decided
00:12:19:0400:12:20:06Brin [Levitas]for
00:12:19:1300:12:24:28Dave [GM]and he froze time which is a one-tenth time so for every hour that passes for you guys
00:12:22:1800:12:24:01Brin [Levitas]every hour that happened
00:12:26:1800:12:36:14Dave [GM]it’s all right for every hour that passes in the real world 10 hours passes um so if you’re
00:12:28:0800:12:31:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]every hour of tasks into your field
00:12:28:0800:12:36:16Brin [Levitas]every power that passes in the real world and so if you’re
00:12:34:2800:12:44:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So, if you’re looking through bubbles or everything, which I’ve got to say,
00:12:36:1400:12:48:06Dave [GM]looking through this bubble and this weird force field that you’re looking through everything is moving in super slow motion which I gotta say is a lot of fun when you have a bunch of like
00:12:36:1600:12:44:22Brin [Levitas]looking at bubbles everything i gotta say
00:12:45:0300:12:56:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]how do they have an area that needs
00:12:46:0200:12:55:16Brin [Levitas]the bubble
00:12:48:0600:12:52:00Dave [GM]flesh golems and people tearing people apart
00:12:52:2300:12:59:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]now is how big is the bubble oh crap
00:12:54:0900:13:01:02Steve [Lashara]The bubble is going to be talked about, but you don’t really know.
00:12:55:1500:13:07:13Dave [GM]is extending out about 30 to 40 feet You don’t really know I mean, if you look at it It’s like 5-25-30 So I mean it’s like You guys are definitely contained in it
00:12:55:1600:13:01:02Brin [Levitas]is sending out thousands don’t really know
00:13:01:1200:13:05:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I mean, it’s like…
00:13:07:0300:13:09:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]we are in the bubble everything else is not
00:13:09:0100:13:18:15Dave [GM]Everything else is not This piece of fire as it’s coming closer To the bubble is slowly licking And you can see as the flames Go into the bubble
00:13:10:0300:13:21:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Like this is fire at the future of the bubble that makes them go down. The fire is moving.
00:13:10:1500:13:20:11Steve [Lashara]fire has been closer to the bubble. He had a bubble that started to slow down.
00:13:18:1500:13:24:08Dave [GM]it starts to slow down and so the fire keeps moving and the piece of the fire that enters the bubble stays there
00:13:20:2400:13:22:29Steve [Lashara]Fire bubbles.
00:13:22:0600:13:23:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Fire is coming from the bubble today.
00:13:26:1400:13:27:22Dave [GM]It’s a fun effect
00:13:27:2000:13:28:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]that’s cool
00:13:28:2900:13:39:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So, but what’s happening is we’re
00:13:30:1100:13:31:29Dave [GM]But what’s happening
00:13:34:0200:13:36:13Dave [GM]We’ll get into it How about that? Should we start?
00:13:39:2000:13:45:16Steve [Lashara]all magically bound in our barber chairs of doom. Yes, so
00:13:44:0000:13:52:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes, so the cookie is spelled and now he gets a cookie spell.
00:13:44:1200:13:49:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yes, so the cookie spelled actually bound together,
00:13:44:1700:13:49:23Dave [GM]Yes So the Chronergy spell is actually bound you guys
00:13:48:1300:13:52:08Steve [Lashara]but also
00:13:50:1900:13:52:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but the corner spell also.
00:13:50:2900:14:02:29Brin [Levitas]But also, so
00:13:51:0100:13:57:23Dave [GM]but the Chronerty spell also is a concentracer spell. Just FYI. Nuance.
00:13:51:1900:14:00:05Jesse [Father ITYS]course it felt also a concentration spell.
00:14:01:2700:14:02:27Steve [Lashara]So
00:14:02:2000:14:11:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So Brian had a friend and he
00:14:02:2300:14:08:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]So, right? And then after his son died,
00:14:02:2400:14:13:09Dave [GM]So we’ll pick it up right as Zen has sucked you guys into the chronogy sphere and he has put you in front of him
00:14:03:1500:14:08:08Brin [Levitas]Wolfgang has been a sucker guy.
00:14:10:0800:14:13:16Brin [Levitas]And he had two in front of him
00:14:10:0900:14:15:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]and he has two of them from the startling bird.
00:14:14:0700:14:17:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]trying to work for him there
00:14:14:1900:14:18:15Dave [GM]sharpening it up for a nice shave in the barber’s chairs
00:14:14:1900:14:22:02Brin [Levitas]but what he does
00:14:19:0800:14:30:26Steve [Lashara]But what she does instead of taking on a shift, he decides to just
00:14:19:1000:14:28:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, so what he does is that he decides
00:14:19:2600:14:24:02Dave [GM]but what he does instead of taking all of your
00:14:20:1400:14:23:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]What he does instead of taking out
00:14:24:0500:14:31:28Dave [GM]shit uh is he decides to just start
00:14:26:2600:14:37:21Brin [Levitas]is he decides to just start, so as the time
00:14:28:2600:14:31:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]to start.
00:14:31:2800:14:38:29Dave [GM]taking pieces so as the time is progressing inside
00:14:34:0800:14:42:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So as time progresses, you guys make a broad approach
00:14:37:2100:14:47:14Brin [Levitas]of the pressure inside this area we have a front row and all of these constructions going only in class
00:14:38:2900:14:45:28Dave [GM]this sphere you guys basically have a front row seat to all of these monstrosities going
00:14:42:1600:14:51:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]to all the constructs fully and caring for but it’s been great
00:14:45:2800:14:55:24Dave [GM]in and pulling people out of their homes and tearing them apart but it’s in hyper hyper slow motion. Probably the one thing you wouldn’t want to have to see
00:14:48:1900:14:50:01Brin [Levitas]and carrying it apart
00:14:55:2000:15:00:20Jesse [Father ITYS]wait i thought we were in slow motion but they’re also
00:14:57:0200:14:59:01Dave [GM]You are in slow motion
00:14:59:1100:15:05:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes, so wouldn’t it be like super fast motion? It’s like for every hour
00:15:02:0800:15:03:29Jesse [Father ITYS]to 1 aren’t they like
00:15:05:2200:15:06:06Brin [Levitas]that happens
00:15:06:0700:15:08:02Dave [GM]outside, 10 hours passes inside
00:15:08:1400:15:20:05Steve [Lashara]So, we still perceive time in the bubble normally. But as we look out, We can see the golem slowly like unseeming someone from the knave to
00:15:20:0500:15:23:18Steve [Lashara]The chops Macbeth act one scene.
00:15:21:1700:15:22:22Dave [GM]or like you know
00:15:22:1300:15:32:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And then we have a quick answer to this
00:15:22:2600:15:27:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]which guy
00:15:24:0100:15:27:26Dave [GM]Is that the Twitch password?
00:15:26:2500:15:29:29Jesse [Father ITYS]get it
00:15:27:2000:15:29:28Brin [Levitas]Yeah, it’s going to be. We need a fresh code.
00:15:31:1000:15:32:17Steve [Lashara]I understood that reference
00:15:34:2800:15:37:22Steve [Lashara]actually it might be seen too I don’t teach Macbeth so
00:15:38:2600:15:41:02Steve [Lashara]can’t remember exactly great line though
00:15:42:0900:15:44:05Steve [Lashara]unseemed him from the knave to the chops
00:15:44:1900:15:47:23Jesse [Father ITYS]unseam or not that’s funny
00:15:47:2300:15:56:19Jesse [Father ITYS]i mean i feel
00:15:47:2600:15:49:08Steve [Lashara]that’s quite unseemly
00:15:48:2700:15:54:21Dave [GM]I mean That’s what happened in Romeo and Juliet right They unseamed each other
00:15:49:0700:15:52:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]that’s, I mean what happens to those people right
00:15:49:1100:15:52:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s, I mean… What happened in the movie? Yeah, right?
00:15:49:2500:15:50:08Brin [Levitas]That’s I mean.
00:15:57:1300:15:58:06Steve [Lashara]as it were
00:16:00:1900:16:02:20Steve [Lashara]there are a lot of ways I could go with that particular
00:16:03:2100:16:05:25Jesse [Father ITYS]multiple meanings to this phrase okay
00:16:04:1500:16:04:28Steve [Lashara]yeah
00:16:05:0500:16:14:00Dave [GM]okay so one four three two nine two nuance
00:16:05:2300:16:06:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, let’s go.
00:16:06:1400:16:07:22Steve [Lashara]this is what makes Shakespeare good
00:16:16:0300:16:19:09Steve [Lashara]for all the people at home write down this code
00:16:17:0900:16:18:01Jesse [Father ITYS]what was
00:16:17:2000:16:25:21Dave [GM]nuance though write down the one time two time verification code for twitch yeah no i I’m totally cool with that
00:16:18:1400:16:20:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]So, write down the one-time two times
00:16:21:1300:16:22:25Steve [Lashara]yeah go for it guys
00:16:23:0100:16:23:20Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:16:25:0600:16:26:25Steve [Lashara]to our massive audience
00:16:25:0800:16:26:25Jesse [Father ITYS]it’ll still be good
00:16:27:0600:16:27:25Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:16:27:0600:16:28:14Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:16:28:0000:16:40:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]wait what are we doing oh
00:16:30:2000:16:33:19Steve [Lashara]still waiting still getting stuff put together
00:16:34:1600:16:41:25Jesse [Father ITYS]all moving we’re moving like the same speed as zen like we’re talking with him and
00:16:34:1800:16:36:12Brin [Levitas]Okay, wait. Say it one more time.
00:16:38:1100:16:50:07Brin [Levitas]So we’re all in that space
00:16:39:0000:16:50:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]in that space
00:16:40:2900:16:54:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so
00:16:41:2500:16:59:08Jesse [Father ITYS]everything okay
00:16:43:0500:16:53:13Dave [GM]Um, like but what’s happened is it’s almost like your head Is in that space If you want to move your muscles they are running slow
00:16:44:2600:16:51:29Steve [Lashara]like but what happens in that space I want to move
00:16:50:0900:16:53:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]and want to move but
00:16:51:0600:16:52:17Brin [Levitas]you want to move on to say
00:16:53:1300:16:57:15Dave [GM]But everything outside is running way slower
00:16:53:1400:16:55:28Steve [Lashara]but everything so
00:16:53:1900:16:54:02Brin [Levitas]but
00:16:54:1600:17:06:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he
00:17:00:0700:17:08:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]nuance He decided to take
00:17:02:1700:17:10:10Dave [GM]Nuance Um So he decides to take about 10 hours
00:17:04:2300:17:13:01Steve [Lashara]So, we decided to take out and care
00:17:05:2400:17:14:02Brin [Levitas]so he decides to take Val’s head of the character.
00:17:06:0900:17:14:25Jesse [Father ITYS]a concentration what if we have to use the restroom
00:17:06:2100:17:09:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]decides to take that
00:17:08:2400:17:16:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]that, and what
00:17:12:1000:17:13:17Dave [GM]Maybe longer
00:17:14:2100:17:20:12Dave [GM]Uh, I don’t think he cares because what he’s doing to you is kind of peculiar. What he’s
00:17:16:2400:17:23:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]he’s going to do is find him a point of view to his neck.
00:17:17:1400:17:26:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And he is
00:17:20:1200:17:28:00Dave [GM]doing to us is taking his scissors that magically make things disappear and he is severing pieces
00:17:24:1400:17:35:22Brin [Levitas]And is severing his finger and legs,
00:17:26:1200:17:35:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]severing, so he starts with his fingers and his legs.
00:17:28:0000:17:34:29Dave [GM]of each one of you off so he starts with the fingers and moves to the hands up the arm
00:17:34:2900:17:43:00Dave [GM]legs swings but he does it really really slow um and as it gets a little bit closer just
00:17:37:0100:17:44:29Brin [Levitas]but he doesn’t do great as well. As it gets a little bit closer right towards the vital hulking
00:17:38:1600:17:44:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]As it gets a little bit closer right towards the final portion,
00:17:39:0700:17:46:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]It gets a little bit closer to the final version of each
00:17:43:0000:17:50:05Dave [GM]right towards the vital organs um he casts uh sorry it’s not
00:17:46:1900:17:56:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]tab, and I’m going to put a tab
00:17:50:0500:17:56:05Dave [GM]revivify yes he casts
00:17:50:1500:18:03:01Brin [Levitas]And we’re
00:17:51:1200:17:54:05Jesse [Father ITYS]he’s going to keep us alive for all of them
00:18:02:0700:18:14:03Dave [GM]power word heal and brings you all the way back to life and then greater restoration to bring everything back yeah so he’s actually collecting more pieces
00:18:03:0100:18:08:04Brin [Levitas]going to do all the way back to life, and then create a restoration.
00:18:04:2500:18:07:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]and bring you all the backlight features.
00:18:09:0900:18:10:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so he was just
00:18:10:2400:18:16:14Brin [Levitas]Yeah, so he’s actually left me in most of his stories as well.
00:18:10:2600:18:13:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, so actually…
00:18:14:0300:18:17:13Dave [GM]and the more he restores you, the more pieces he gets.
00:18:18:2200:18:25:27Brin [Levitas]During this whole time, he was having a great talk about it. Cool.
00:18:18:2500:18:23:13Dave [GM]During this whole time he’s having a continued conversation with Bray
00:18:18:2900:18:27:28Steve [Lashara]just with gray and relishing our screams
00:18:25:1400:18:31:03Dave [GM]well, with all of you yeah, really just I mean it depends on how much you want to talk through it
00:18:27:0900:18:33:03Brin [Levitas]Yeah, yeah, really. I mean, does anything
00:18:32:0900:18:35:02Dave [GM]do anything you guys have to say to Zen?
00:18:36:0100:18:40:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]so would you care to elaborate on why you’re doing all this stuff, Zed.
00:18:36:2000:18:37:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you’re a dick
00:18:37:1100:18:45:18Jesse [Father ITYS]That is actually one of the best questions you have ever asked, Chris.
00:18:44:2400:18:46:12Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:18:44:2700:18:45:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Thank you.
00:18:45:0300:18:50:07Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:18:45:1300:18:46:21Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:18:46:0200:18:47:20Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:18:46:2300:18:47:05Dave [GM]Well
00:18:47:1300:18:48:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait a minute.
00:18:48:0400:18:58:10Steve [Lashara]like 600 years or something right yeah
00:18:48:2900:18:49:27Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:18:50:0900:18:55:10Dave [GM]well Well, I mean in our first campaign how old was Zed?
00:18:56:2600:18:58:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]900 something right?
00:18:58:1800:18:59:23Dave [GM]742 years old.
00:18:59:0700:19:01:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay. Split the dance. So
00:19:00:2300:19:03:14Brin [Levitas]so that’s when you first start getting into
00:19:00:2600:19:05:23Dave [GM]Yeah yeah and so that’s when he first started getting into necromancy and he’s a full on lich now.
00:19:06:2500:19:09:10Dave [GM]So I’m just going to answer your question with
00:19:10:1500:19:11:26Dave [GM]I’m bored.
00:19:11:2300:19:14:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah you just want to watch the world burn don’t ya
00:19:15:2800:19:21:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]You’re just a big baby aren’t ya A little child in a toy store Can you decide what he wanted to do
00:19:21:2000:19:22:05Dave [GM]um
00:19:22:0100:19:23:04Jesse [Father ITYS]He has scissors.
00:19:24:0000:19:26:13Steve [Lashara]As little children are wont to do.
00:19:25:1600:19:27:23Brin [Levitas]And any other…
00:19:25:2500:19:27:16Dave [GM]And he cuts your tongue out
00:19:27:2700:19:28:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well Oh
00:19:31:2400:19:32:26Dave [GM]Does anyone else have anything to say?
00:19:32:2700:19:33:20Steve [Lashara]No, I’m good.
00:19:33:2500:19:44:21Jesse [Father ITYS]your hair may i say have you you obviously who have been around for a very long time because I don’t know of any other creature that could mask such
00:19:43:0100:19:44:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]The big sucker
00:19:45:2700:19:56:19Brin [Levitas]As you can’t set the next chair, it’s coming from different people’s topics.
00:19:48:0300:19:59:14Dave [GM]He bypasses you And steps to the next chair And continues the conversation As he’s trimming different pieces off of Where are you
00:19:53:0300:20:01:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Wait, wait. Oh, that is.
00:20:00:0600:20:05:17Dave [GM]Here Oh, Levitas He’s just going after your wings Um So
00:20:02:1100:20:14:03Brin [Levitas]Um, so this is going on here to get the gold down.
00:20:04:1100:20:06:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, so…
00:20:05:1300:20:06:25Steve [Lashara]he
00:20:05:1900:20:21:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]This guy
00:20:06:2000:20:18:05Dave [GM]He says Well, it took a long time A couple hundred years to really get the flow down. I mean, you’ve really got to work your hands on a daily basis
00:20:10:0800:20:11:01Steve [Lashara]did
00:20:14:1100:20:17:05Brin [Levitas]You’ve really got to work your hands.
00:20:18:0500:20:20:16Dave [GM]and make sure that you’re positioning each hair.
00:20:21:2900:20:23:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]is a soul of shit
00:20:23:2000:20:25:24Brin [Levitas]Uh, he took that one.
00:20:23:2100:20:25:08Dave [GM]He trims off your ears.
00:20:25:2800:20:30:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Don’t do it!
00:20:29:0200:20:37:29Jesse [Father ITYS]I just, from one deity
00:20:29:0900:20:38:12Brin [Levitas]But I don’t do it because this might be my beauty worth of people.
00:20:36:1400:20:39:00Dave [GM]One deity-worshipping person to another?
00:20:37:2900:20:47:29Jesse [Father ITYS]worshiping slash leader of many followers. I understand
00:20:43:0900:20:43:27Dave [GM]Yes.
00:20:43:1400:20:43:25Brin [Levitas]Yes?
00:20:43:2700:20:51:06Steve [Lashara]you only have a few it’s only a few followers i
00:20:50:1800:20:53:23Dave [GM]I cut your hands off and you magically see them appear
00:20:50:2300:20:53:24Brin [Levitas]I cut her hands off if you can see them here.
00:20:51:0600:21:00:17Steve [Lashara]was you I wasn’t talking to you by the way
00:20:52:0500:20:52:24Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:20:52:0500:20:53:03Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:20:54:2700:20:55:25Brin [Levitas]Out here.
00:20:55:0100:20:55:25Dave [GM]out here
00:21:04:0700:21:05:10Jesse [Father ITYS]showmanship is
00:21:06:1300:21:15:04Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s half the battle these people they don’t want to hear anything you have to say how true it is unless you’re attracted
00:21:07:1300:21:08:02Dave [GM]It is?
00:21:15:0500:21:18:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Some people just want to listen to themselves talk BS
00:21:17:2900:21:21:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You can’t hear anything.
00:21:17:2900:21:22:14Jesse [Father ITYS]even though you are torturing us I can’t help but be partially attracted to you myself
00:21:23:1200:21:28:19Dave [GM]You know what, I’d like to tell you that I wish there were two of me and I would be all over myself
00:21:28:2500:21:34:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Sometimes I wish I had a mirror on stage so I could get a good look at myself when I sing.
00:21:34:2600:21:36:14Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:21:34:2600:21:36:14Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:21:35:0600:21:36:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:21:35:1400:21:35:27Dave [GM]He
00:21:35:1500:21:36:14Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:21:37:1500:21:45:25Dave [GM]he’s trimmed off a couple pieces and he’s sharpening up his barber blade. And he goes over to Gray
00:21:43:1400:21:50:28Steve [Lashara]and he spoke to and you guys notice
00:21:45:2500:21:57:11Dave [GM]and he is slowly peeling back the robes and you guys have noticed kind of over the night as this has been happening for hours and hours in just kind of the agonizing pain
00:21:46:1200:22:01:16Brin [Levitas]He noticed that
00:21:57:1100:21:59:01Dave [GM]until you can get that power we’re healing,
00:21:58:0400:21:59:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m bad at doing that.
00:22:00:1900:22:08:26Dave [GM]you’ve noticed that as it goes past his wrists all of a sudden his color changes
00:22:01:1000:22:06:28Steve [Lashara]as the sun
00:22:01:1600:22:07:01Brin [Levitas]as it goes past him, all of a sudden
00:22:06:2300:22:13:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]This is Gray’s hand? Okay.
00:22:07:2200:22:15:01Brin [Levitas]it’s colored kind of gray and then this
00:22:09:0900:22:11:03Steve [Lashara]starts to spray
00:22:13:1800:22:25:01Dave [GM]And then a piece looks like it’s stitched in and it looks like maybe even a calico cat and then it moves up and there’s pieces that are Siamese as they’re conversing
00:22:15:0100:22:24:04Brin [Levitas]looks like as their
00:22:24:0400:22:28:20Brin [Levitas]version um but again
00:22:25:0100:22:33:23Dave [GM]and you kind of get this understanding that this was one of the very first creatures
00:22:29:2200:22:42:13Brin [Levitas]This was one of their first steps that four times,
00:22:33:2300:22:38:14Dave [GM]that Zen pieced together.
00:22:40:2000:22:51:26Dave [GM]He took more time more magic this was more Frankenstein’s monster. This is more sewing each piece together and then breathing life in each piece as he was…and they would fall
00:22:42:1300:22:52:08Brin [Levitas]a little more practice and then three things like it would fall apart.
00:22:51:2600:22:59:26Dave [GM]apart if we do redo it again, and this was a project that maybe lasted 80 years of sowing gray together but once he
00:22:53:2900:22:58:14Brin [Levitas]The project is going great.
00:22:59:0000:23:10:16Brin [Levitas]But once you finally get together, put on the fact that there is a cat that will wander
00:22:59:2600:23:04:12Dave [GM]was finally together he was able to bring him to live
00:23:05:2000:23:16:17Dave [GM]and kind of took on the tabaxi spirit of a cat that would wander around zen’s orchard at the time um but actually begin
00:23:10:1600:23:17:06Brin [Levitas]and pick up
00:23:16:1700:23:24:19Dave [GM]to pick up magic picked up magic from zen and they would go out on adventures together and he knew most of his
00:23:17:0600:23:25:04Brin [Levitas]the most particular
00:23:24:1900:23:35:08Dave [GM]close friends and uh had a particular dislike of his brother pimp gray and pimp just did not get
00:23:28:1400:23:37:21Brin [Levitas]dislike of his brother Tim is in
00:23:35:0800:23:43:11Dave [GM]along um but you know i mean zen created gray he didn’t create pimp until later when he started
00:23:36:0100:23:53:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]But he is
00:23:43:1100:23:51:15Dave [GM]losing arms legs everything and he had to sew things back up um but there is definitely a soft
00:23:49:0600:23:57:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]there is that too much to
00:23:49:2600:24:01:22Brin [Levitas]he is acting instead of cutting it, trimming it
00:23:51:1500:23:59:17Dave [GM]spot for gray for zen and that’s probably why gray is not dead um but he is actually instead of
00:23:59:2400:24:07:03Dave [GM]cutting and trimming him he’s actually looking at all of the sewn together pieces
00:24:01:0300:24:02:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]So
00:24:01:2200:24:07:08Brin [Levitas]actually looking at all of them so many idiots
00:24:06:0000:24:08:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]He is
00:24:06:2200:24:07:25Steve [Lashara]to respect
00:24:07:0300:24:17:12Dave [GM]and inspecting his handiwork um idios do you want to say anything about zen’s handi work on gray or anyone like i power power word
00:24:11:0800:24:18:10Brin [Levitas]Like, I - how would you feel
00:24:15:1700:24:19:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Power word Yeah
00:24:18:1000:24:30:01Brin [Levitas]all of this stuff as a
00:24:19:1600:24:20:05Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:24:21:0200:24:25:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]La la la la
00:24:22:0800:24:23:09Steve [Lashara]as
00:24:22:2500:24:28:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, I feel like some of you might have more reason maybe to say something than I do at this point, if you want your tongue back.
00:24:30:0100:24:30:19Brin [Levitas]compliment girl?
00:24:30:0900:24:41:13Dave [GM]are always nice as outside you see the fire licking up, and you see a giant demon pull two little girls up
00:24:33:1000:24:44:20Brin [Levitas]As outside the fire was turned out and giant demon pulled two little girls out and drove them about to take it in the air.
00:24:34:2700:24:43:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, my gosh.
00:24:37:1500:24:38:16Steve [Lashara]human
00:24:41:0600:24:43:10Steve [Lashara]throw them about
00:24:41:1300:24:51:12Dave [GM]out and throw them about 60 feet in the air. You see a dragon blowing fire down on a tree. It sets ablaze and
00:24:44:1400:24:53:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]You see a dragon blowing fire down on three, it’s set to play. It burns all of the…
00:24:44:2900:24:52:25Brin [Levitas]You see a dragon blowing fire down on three. It’s set to play. It burns all of that.
00:24:51:1200:24:53:17Dave [GM]burns all of the… Can you put the dead
00:24:54:0200:24:54:21Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:24:54:0400:24:54:19Jesse [Father ITYS]No!
00:24:55:0800:24:55:26Brin [Levitas]No!
00:24:56:0300:24:58:19Steve [Lashara]I’m just moving the flames at this point.
00:24:56:1000:24:56:25Jesse [Father ITYS]No!
00:24:58:1700:25:06:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Uh can I do well Do i need there? Do a perception check on the chair i’m in or anything is there any chance of escape here?
00:25:07:1100:25:09:07Dave [GM]I don’t know. Is there? If you want to make
00:25:10:0400:25:10:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]All right, I’m rolling.
00:25:10:1400:25:22:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]um i just have something to say while you’re cutting everyone’s hair will you just trim up my beard I’ve hurt
00:25:16:2600:25:20:23Dave [GM]and done. What type of… I cut hair. I cut here for
00:25:18:2800:25:19:13Jesse [Father ITYS]shape
00:25:19:0600:25:19:25Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:25:22:0200:25:29:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so I’d like a very tight tight but still keep
00:25:27:2300:25:37:07Dave [GM]tight okay i mean to real you want to still exude old man jenkins you don’t want to be
00:25:29:1500:25:42:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the leg put some layers
00:25:30:2700:25:39:16Brin [Levitas]You want to Just do it
00:25:39:0700:25:40:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Distinguished man Jenkins
00:25:42:2000:25:53:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]in there I want I would like shaped if i’m going down i’m going down class.
00:25:42:2900:25:47:02Brin [Levitas]If you wanted shape As
00:25:44:1500:25:45:19Dave [GM]shaped or do
00:25:54:2100:26:06:19Dave [GM]right um as these little side conversations are happening you do start to notice little disturbances in the chronogy field. And, you’ll see little areas that will pick up just for a split second
00:25:55:1000:26:06:18Brin [Levitas]Aside from the chart And we’ll see the very first question.
00:26:06:1900:26:09:21Dave [GM]and then drop it. New ones.
00:26:11:2400:26:12:12Dave [GM]So,
00:26:14:1900:26:19:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait, wait, wait. Back up. That was happening during the conversation?
00:26:19:1600:26:35:18Brin [Levitas]during conference .
00:26:21:0000:26:22:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay. With Jenkins.
00:26:23:2300:26:25:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Between Jenkins and Zan though.
00:26:26:0800:26:35:25Jesse [Father ITYS]i think there’s just moments in the bubble that we’re in and we could potentially i don’t know if that’s how i would describe
00:26:28:2000:26:31:17Dave [GM]You just noticed these little flickers
00:26:32:1400:26:33:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Kodak moments.
00:26:33:1000:26:36:28Steve [Lashara]Zen, I’ve heard…
00:26:36:0500:26:37:13Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:26:36:1400:26:37:13Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:26:36:1600:26:38:23Dave [GM]Oh! Oh, it’s the little one.
00:26:37:0600:26:37:16Brin [Levitas]Oh!
00:26:39:0800:26:50:08Steve [Lashara]Yeah, I’m not sure if they don’t know anything about it yet, but I understand envy. But look, the big idea is that any
00:26:49:1900:26:57:20Brin [Levitas]Because at 11, anyone
00:26:52:0400:26:55:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]I rolled an 11 but I don’t think it gave me very much.
00:26:53:0600:27:25:24Steve [Lashara]So, 11 is the
00:26:55:1600:27:00:15Dave [GM]As far as perception an 11 just lets you notice that there are those little field disturbances.
00:26:57:0300:27:07:16Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah um
00:26:57:2000:27:23:04Brin [Levitas]else can do
00:27:02:1300:27:06:19Dave [GM]Does anyone else want to roll perception that may have really good perception?
00:27:04:0800:27:10:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have good perception?
00:27:07:1600:27:17:28Jesse [Father ITYS]hold on wisdom
00:27:11:1900:27:15:13Dave [GM]It’s perceptions intelligence or wisdom?
00:27:17:0000:27:18:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have plus three.
00:27:18:2900:27:21:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]i had plus six even and i just did not roll well
00:27:24:0800:27:24:10Brin [Levitas]OK?
00:27:24:2300:27:26:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’ll just try and do it
00:27:25:2400:27:30:25Steve [Lashara]second tongue that I’ve lost. So, I’m a little distracted.
00:27:30:2500:27:31:29Dave [GM]Yeah, yeah. Power would heal.
00:27:30:2600:27:32:17Brin [Levitas]that’s how it is
00:27:33:0800:27:44:29Steve [Lashara]What I meant to
00:27:33:1100:27:38:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]now every time you’re doing that are we supposed to restore our hit points or just Oh, okay.
00:27:34:0800:27:41:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So we’re like Oh okay
00:27:38:0100:27:40:10Dave [GM]That’s just like taking a long rest.
00:27:41:1000:27:43:09Jesse [Father ITYS]no you got 10 hours in here
00:27:44:2900:27:53:23Steve [Lashara]say, Zen, is that as I understand it sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic so I was curious if you could
00:27:53:2300:28:00:02Steve [Lashara]If we could go into some theoretical conversations on how you preserve a tabaxi’s body.
00:27:54:0200:27:55:27Jesse [Father ITYS]that’s a bold statement
00:28:00:2500:28:08:05Steve [Lashara]I’m not smelling any formaldehyde or any other sort of preservatives, and I figure maybe there’s a reason for that.
00:28:08:2800:28:18:01Dave [GM]Gray that so many times. Once he decided to leave the orchard and I looked for him for 30 years
00:28:12:1200:28:12:17Brin [Levitas]in
00:28:19:2500:28:21:10Dave [GM]Gray. He was my
00:28:22:1400:28:23:27Dave [GM]He’s my second favorite pet.
00:28:23:0500:28:23:17Brin [Levitas]paper
00:28:28:0200:28:31:13Dave [GM]I figured he had died, I figured something had happened.
00:28:32:1600:28:42:15Dave [GM]Tabaxi don’t have particularly long lifespans but here it is 1,200 years later and It seems like he hasn’t aged a day
00:28:42:2600:28:46:22Dave [GM]And me interested in time
00:28:48:0200:28:55:29Dave [GM]I’m interested in figuring out what he has up his sleeve And Gray looks back over his shoulder and hisses at him
00:28:54:2200:29:05:17Steve [Lashara]He gets to keep his tongue for that? He is your favorite, I guess. I guess that makes sense.
00:29:02:2000:29:09:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]on gray you got something
00:29:05:0500:29:08:18Dave [GM]little flicker in the chronogy field
00:29:09:2600:29:21:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]you want to tell us gray wait that’s what dry gotta keep our
00:29:12:2100:29:15:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]why are you talking to him like then
00:29:16:0800:29:22:22Brin [Levitas]His tongue is still numb.
00:29:16:2900:29:18:07Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:29:16:2900:29:19:16Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:29:17:2200:29:18:15Jesse [Father ITYS]but
00:29:17:2800:29:19:06Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:29:21:1700:29:38:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]accents accurate yeah yeah a little dry mage
00:29:23:0100:29:24:19Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:29:23:0300:29:23:24Dave [GM]well
00:29:23:1100:29:24:00Steve [Lashara]Yeah.
00:29:24:1900:29:26:21Brin [Levitas]It’s not quite healed yet.
00:29:28:0900:29:33:18Jesse [Father ITYS]is there any way we can cast spells while we are in this state
00:29:34:0200:29:40:18Dave [GM]have war mage anything that allows to just like
00:29:36:1500:29:49:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that allows you, and
00:29:38:1500:29:54:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]hand does it
00:29:39:1300:29:40:19Brin [Levitas]just, like
00:29:42:1500:29:47:01Dave [GM]silent spells or spoken spells that you could mumble whatever
00:29:43:0700:29:43:26Steve [Lashara]Like…
00:29:49:1600:29:55:08Dave [GM]And as you’re thinking about that, can you make a perception check?
00:29:49:2100:29:50:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]how do you think about that?
00:29:49:2100:29:56:24Brin [Levitas]As you’re thinking about that, you are
00:29:51:0600:30:05:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]How are you feeling over
00:29:54:0200:30:04:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]tell you got speak with plants That could be useful. Hey, buddy.
00:29:56:2400:30:17:11Brin [Levitas]trying
00:30:00:2200:30:03:22Dave [GM]Yeah. That could… Yeah. Yeah. Especially with the tree that just died.
00:30:04:1100:30:10:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]How you feeling? Looking hot.
00:30:05:2300:30:15:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]there? I don’t
00:30:06:2500:30:09:24Dave [GM]How are YOU DOING? Dragon just burned you to the ground.
00:30:09:1800:30:16:19Steve [Lashara]Um, due to the fact that you
00:30:10:0100:30:35:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]So
00:30:12:1100:30:12:22Dave [GM]14.
00:30:14:0600:30:22:14Dave [GM]You do notice as you are trying to figure out a way to impercebably cast a spell,
00:30:15:0400:31:28:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]know.
00:30:17:1100:30:18:25Brin [Levitas]to struggle.
00:30:22:2400:30:31:29Dave [GM]you notice in between all the little small conversations that Zen is having that he is inaudibly mouthing words.
00:30:23:0100:30:30:10Brin [Levitas]You notice inaudible,
00:30:30:1000:30:44:17Brin [Levitas]but
00:30:33:2300:30:36:25Jesse [Father ITYS]so if we keep him talking
00:30:35:0500:30:40:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]that’s your job.
00:30:42:0200:30:51:28Dave [GM]You know, it would be great if you guys had a bard that had the gift for gab spell and that could really do some good here but anyway
00:30:44:1700:30:51:28Brin [Levitas]anyway,
00:30:51:2800:30:59:01Brin [Levitas]so a couple of things you’ve noticed, and Prey has been
00:30:51:2800:31:02:20Dave [GM]so couple things you’ve noticed and gray has been also chanting a spell
00:30:52:0600:30:53:26Steve [Lashara]Anyway, so…
00:30:59:0100:31:06:29Brin [Levitas]And also, he’s a fan of himself.
00:31:02:2000:31:13:25Dave [GM]underneath his breath this entire time he’s been chanting a spell for almost four hours and yes no no and
00:31:08:2800:31:19:14Jesse [Father ITYS]what i would no no no he’s telling us what gray is doing though
00:31:10:1800:31:17:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]I think we’re supposed to interrupt him. Hey, Zen.
00:31:13:2200:31:23:20Brin [Levitas]And as Ray has
00:31:13:2500:31:14:25Dave [GM]as
00:31:19:1300:31:20:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, okay.
00:31:22:1900:31:34:01Dave [GM]as he turns uh and hisses he mutters six words at the end of
00:31:23:2000:31:30:27Brin [Levitas]heard from his mother,
00:31:24:1900:31:25:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:31:24:1900:31:25:27Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:31:30:2700:31:48:02Brin [Levitas]and yeah, that’s
00:31:34:0100:31:41:18Dave [GM]the spell and you guys have message between
00:31:41:1800:31:48:16Dave [GM]the group uh so yeah yeah so you can slide in each
00:31:42:1000:31:42:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nice.
00:31:44:1800:31:46:29Steve [Lashara]Oh, let’s slide into each other’s DMs.
00:31:48:0200:31:58:09Brin [Levitas]why I didn’t show the camera. You can talk to me if you guys met him for Ray.
00:31:48:1600:31:55:01Dave [GM]other’s dms um you can talk to everyone it’s almost like a group chat that you guys can now
00:31:55:0100:32:04:03Dave [GM]speak to each other after a couple hours of gray conjuring this spell anything you guys want
00:31:58:1300:32:05:06Brin [Levitas]But anything you guys want to say about your mother?
00:32:07:0700:32:10:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hey, Gray, why don’t you give us a little insight here? What’s going on?
00:32:08:2000:32:16:13Brin [Levitas]come on arnold
00:32:11:0200:32:13:04Steve [Lashara]Why don’t you have an accent in your mind?
00:32:12:2800:32:13:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Dang it!
00:32:13:1300:32:15:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:32:13:1300:32:15:01Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:32:14:0200:32:14:22Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:32:15:2600:32:20:08Dave [GM]You fool! I’m trying to get, you fool! I’ve just got to get the Puss in Boots
00:32:15:2700:32:21:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m trying to get it, I’m going to do that.
00:32:16:2100:32:28:11Jesse [Father ITYS]great great it seems that uh zen
00:32:20:0300:32:20:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, right.
00:32:21:0300:32:21:23Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:32:21:1300:32:22:08Dave [GM]in my head somehow.
00:32:22:0900:32:23:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s milk.
00:32:23:1600:32:25:05Dave [GM]It’s all some leche
00:32:24:1900:32:25:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:32:28:1100:32:36:11Jesse [Father ITYS]is muttering spells that are keeping us trapped here my hunch tells me that we need to keep him
00:32:36:1100:32:42:03Jesse [Father ITYS]talking or distracted in order to escape from this uh trap that we’re in would you agree
00:32:44:1900:32:47:13Dave [GM]Um… I believe if we try to
00:32:48:1700:33:00:13Dave [GM]distract him he may notice but I honestly do not feel that the spell he is using is chanting the Cronergy Spell I feel like the spell he is chanting
00:33:00:1300:33:07:18Dave [GM]and good job for picking that up. It’s good that, you know, religious men still exist in these days
00:33:08:0100:33:11:12Jesse [Father ITYS]now is not the time
00:33:08:1700:33:25:26Steve [Lashara]is it really though yes
00:33:09:2800:33:12:00Dave [GM]Shh! You fool
00:33:12:2400:33:14:22Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:33:17:0500:33:19:04Jesse [Father ITYS]doubt your doubts before you don’t
00:33:18:2600:33:23:01Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:33:18:2600:33:24:09Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:33:19:0000:33:19:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Silencio!
00:33:19:1600:33:22:21Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:33:19:1600:33:23:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:33:21:1300:33:22:12Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:33:23:0900:33:25:20Dave [GM]Okay, yes Yes
00:33:23:2500:33:24:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes!
00:33:25:0600:33:25:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yes.
00:33:28:1100:33:28:29Dave [GM]So
00:33:31:0100:33:42:25Dave [GM]I feel like we need to be more observant We need to look and see what happens inside and out when he is saying these words But I do know that he is
00:33:39:1700:33:40:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Bye.
00:33:42:2500:33:48:03Dave [GM]concentrated on this bubble and we must figure out a way to get out
00:33:50:0000:33:55:06Dave [GM]have you guys noticed that anyone is good at flattering him
00:33:57:1100:33:58:11Steve [Lashara]could oh wait no
00:33:59:0500:34:02:27Brin [Levitas]i don’t know my hair’s kind of long I could ask him to breathe it
00:34:00:0000:34:06:20Steve [Lashara]i’ll let that could take a little while could you could be really particular
00:34:04:2600:34:14:20Jesse [Father ITYS]good but i feel i i would love to keep talking those take a lot of concentration
00:34:06:2300:34:08:08Brin [Levitas]yeah, I could like ask for
00:34:09:1700:34:09:29Brin [Levitas]cornrows
00:34:11:1200:34:12:29Dave [GM]um you know
00:34:12:2900:34:14:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Feathered cornrows.
00:34:14:1300:34:18:06Brin [Levitas]that I mean those take a long time right it’s like that’s like eight hours right
00:34:17:0100:34:26:20Steve [Lashara]well and and time he’s good at making stuff up he’s a man of religion after all so he could definitely just shoot the breeze
00:34:26:0400:34:27:05Dave [GM]maybe
00:34:26:1300:34:30:13Jesse [Father ITYS]this is just because i have more converts than you okay get over it all right are
00:34:29:1800:34:39:08Dave [GM]let’s think about this, so maybe If he was braiding cornrows and shaving someone and having a conversation, maybe he couldn’t concentrate on everything.
00:34:39:2400:34:43:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]still He still hasn’t given me my haircut
00:34:39:2500:34:41:28Jesse [Father ITYS]you raising your hand in the voice
00:34:39:2500:34:43:15Steve [Lashara]question for the dm question for that no this is not in the group chat
00:34:43:0700:34:45:00Dave [GM]Over the table, over the table.
00:34:44:2900:34:46:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Zen just sees this hand raise.
00:34:45:0300:34:48:09Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:34:48:0100:34:49:03Dave [GM]And he chops it off.
00:34:48:1900:34:51:06Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:34:49:0800:34:49:27Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:34:53:0500:35:02:27Steve [Lashara]In the area that we’re in, this is just the world. This is just the lawn that we were fighting on. It’s not like we’re a pocket dimension or anything like that.
00:35:02:0200:35:14:00Dave [GM]No, no, no. So the thing that you did notice, the first thing that he did as he pulled everyone in is he cast Dispel Magic and everything over the entire town was gone.
00:35:03:0900:35:07:21Brin [Levitas]so the thing that you did and everything
00:35:11:0900:35:11:17Steve [Lashara]Everything
00:35:11:1800:35:20:09Brin [Levitas]had nothing but
00:35:14:2200:35:21:15Dave [GM]And then this chronology spell was cast in bubble so that nothing from the outside could
00:35:18:1700:35:21:13Steve [Lashara]nothing inside Okay
00:35:23:0300:35:28:07Dave [GM]come from the inside in but Inside Out is probably a different story
00:35:23:2200:35:34:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, while
00:35:26:2100:35:35:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Are we tied down to these chairs?
00:35:28:2800:35:31:26Steve [Lashara]Alright That was my question
00:35:34:0100:35:45:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you talk to him, he’s
00:35:34:1100:35:37:23Jesse [Father ITYS]I think we’re stuck
00:35:36:1000:35:38:00Dave [GM]All you know is you can’t move
00:35:38:0400:35:39:04Brin [Levitas]basically
00:35:38:0700:35:38:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
00:35:38:1800:35:40:24Steve [Lashara]Like magically We can’t move magically
00:35:39:2900:35:50:05Dave [GM]magically you can’T move, it’s kind of from the neck down speaking, turning your head, reacting that way everything else like when he grabs your arm and puts it in place
00:35:41:1900:35:42:20Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m going to talk to him
00:35:43:1400:35:51:07Brin [Levitas]Like, speaking from your head, you know, everything else that we’ve grasped up puts in place and stays there.
00:35:44:1000:35:45:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]for your head
00:35:45:1500:35:47:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]going to concentrate on shaving me.
00:35:46:0500:35:47:06Steve [Lashara]Everything
00:35:48:1200:35:48:26Jesse [Father ITYS]shaving
00:35:50:0500:36:02:04Dave [GM]it stays there and he just is just you know and he peels back the bone and sinew and just kind of looks at things I mean, he’s very astute and very bored
00:35:50:1500:35:51:14Jesse [Father ITYS]braiding cornrows
00:35:51:0200:35:52:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Sure.
00:35:51:1800:36:00:22Brin [Levitas]And it’s just like, you can’t do exactly how many things are going to be very interesting.
00:36:02:2600:36:12:27Dave [GM]so I mean he probably has cut Levitas’ wings off 20 times because he really hasn’t had an opportunity to trim up an aracocra for a long time
00:36:05:2300:36:20:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]They always
00:36:15:1600:36:18:22Steve [Lashara]Yeah, it’s the little things that make a difference. It sure is nice of you to help out.
00:36:15:2800:36:19:11Brin [Levitas]That’s a…yeah. Some choice words.
00:36:16:2300:36:17:08Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s
00:36:20:0000:36:20:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]hang around.
00:36:20:0000:36:26:05Jesse [Father ITYS]is he just cutting off her wings now happening is he with her right now oh he’s cutting her beard
00:36:23:0100:36:27:08Dave [GM]no uh working on working on jenkins’s beard
00:36:25:1900:36:32:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]A little too close.
00:36:25:2800:36:29:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m currently getting a close shape
00:36:28:2900:36:36:05Dave [GM]yeah like a you know high and tight still astute and austere right um
00:36:32:1400:36:42:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m feeling relaxed it’s kind of grown up so I need it sharp
00:36:34:0500:36:35:12Brin [Levitas]here, right?
00:36:37:1900:36:39:22Brin [Levitas]Yeah, he does-
00:36:41:1000:36:43:02Brin [Levitas]Yeah you need to like take it down.
00:36:43:1200:36:45:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]like real fine
00:36:47:2100:36:58:02Brin [Levitas]even if you’re around even around the neck
00:36:49:1300:36:50:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]mmhmm
00:36:50:2000:36:59:03Dave [GM]it on all the pieces even like around we got tots in here um even right around the neck and around the ears
00:36:53:2500:36:55:05Steve [Lashara]Dodgson! We’ve got Dodgsen here!
00:36:56:0400:36:57:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is he not a cares?
00:36:59:0300:37:04:18Dave [GM]I mean he’s going all in he’s he’s putting wax and getting rid of hairs
00:37:00:1600:37:04:16Brin [Levitas]putting wax hair
00:37:05:1300:37:17:02Dave [GM]like I mean this is something that he practiced for seven decades and he takes it very seriously It doesn’t matter if he’s cutting him apart.
00:37:07:0500:37:15:27Brin [Levitas]this is something that practice it doesn’t matter Thank you.
00:37:18:0000:37:20:18Dave [GM]He needs to look good when he’s being cut apart.
00:37:21:1400:37:23:02Steve [Lashara]Well, that goes without saying.
00:37:23:1300:37:32:02Jesse [Father ITYS]that’s understandable while you’re trimming my friend’s hair and beard which i must say Again, you know what you’re doing.
00:37:24:0600:37:25:04Steve [Lashara]That’s nuance.
00:37:28:0600:37:28:20Dave [GM]Yes?
00:37:32:0100:37:41:25Dave [GM]And so he kind of cranes his neck a little bit as he’s trimming Jenkins’ beard up and is looking over at you to have a conversation. He’s so good at this that he doesn’t miss a beat.
00:37:42:1700:37:43:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and i’m like
00:37:43:1800:37:52:27Dave [GM]He knows what he’s cutting, and he kind of poses Jenkins in the exact position he wants to be in as he’s just gliding.
00:37:47:0600:37:48:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]looked at his
00:37:47:1900:37:48:14Steve [Lashara]uh
00:37:49:2300:37:50:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]back
00:37:49:2300:37:55:29Steve [Lashara]all the way down
00:37:53:0100:37:59:00Dave [GM]And that razor is just taking all the way down to the skin but not even remotely nicking it.
00:37:53:1200:37:56:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]all the way up.
00:37:59:1000:38:04:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]am like at that like comfort level where it’s almost awkward the person is like you’re making too many noises
00:38:04:0900:38:04:24Dave [GM]Yeah.
00:38:05:2300:38:07:20Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:38:06:0200:38:07:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:38:06:0200:38:07:11Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:38:06:2200:38:07:20Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:38:08:1000:38:09:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:38:10:0700:38:11:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:38:10:1700:38:12:05Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:38:11:2000:38:14:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]oddly specific um
00:38:12:1400:38:14:02Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:38:12:2500:38:13:28Dave [GM]Oddly specific.
00:38:13:0400:38:13:23Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:38:13:1400:38:17:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m just saying I’m that relaxed what’s happening around me doesn’t matter
00:38:17:2700:38:19:25Brin [Levitas]It’s been a while for old men.
00:38:19:0600:38:21:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:38:19:1600:38:21:13Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:38:22:1700:38:23:08Dave [GM]family old,
00:38:23:1000:38:24:11Steve [Lashara]Um
00:38:24:2800:38:29:07Dave [GM]he kicks your seat back so you can lean back.
00:38:26:1900:38:26:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]uh
00:38:28:0500:38:31:09Steve [Lashara]Then he
00:38:28:0900:38:29:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]move that
00:38:30:0900:38:37:29Dave [GM]And then while he’s working on your neckline, he reaches into a dimension pocket and pulls out a hot towel
00:38:30:1000:38:33:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]and then while he wrapped
00:38:38:0200:38:50:00Dave [GM]and wraps it around your face as he’s talking to Idios. So hands moving quite a bit, having conversation with idiots.
00:38:40:0800:38:41:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]thank you
00:38:46:1600:38:48:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]hands moving quite a bit
00:38:46:1700:38:48:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So, hands moving by this?
00:38:53:1400:39:00:01Dave [GM]Please I want to understand a little bit more about what your belief system is because
00:39:00:0100:39:10:21Dave [GM]I feel we may have a lot of common ground and maybe I should just talk to you and add to what you believe in.
00:39:00:0600:39:01:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]we didn’t have
00:39:13:0800:39:21:01Dave [GM]I had four friends in the past that felt the exact same way. They believed and I helped them believe.
00:39:13:0900:39:18:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I had 10 more friends to ask that question could be
00:39:22:1500:39:27:19Jesse [Father ITYS]That is exactly what I am attempting to do, but I obviously do not have as much experience
00:39:27:1900:39:35:26Jesse [Father ITYS]as you. And I feel I can only take this moment to learn from someone who is more
00:39:28:1700:39:29:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and
00:39:28:2000:39:29:27Dave [GM]There’s years there.
00:39:37:0800:39:39:27Dave [GM]Oh, I could… Shall I regale you?
00:39:38:1000:39:50:02Jesse [Father ITYS]experienced than I am… Here’s what I want to know. I want you to regale, but also my primary question is how do you have so many followers? So many believers? How have you converted so many?
00:39:51:0800:39:57:12Jesse [Father ITYS]I try. I quote, I’m sure you’re familiar with your religious texts and quote them.
00:39:58:1700:40:03:26Jesse [Father ITYS]I hand out snacks. There’s Kool-Aid sometimes. We won’t get into that but I want to know
00:40:03:2600:40:16:14Brin [Levitas]why he was
00:40:05:0400:40:06:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]gosh.
00:40:05:1300:40:07:01Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:40:05:2500:40:06:11Jesse [Father ITYS]exactly
00:40:07:2500:40:10:19Jesse [Father ITYS]how it is that you have such a following
00:40:10:1600:40:21:19Dave [GM]It’s interesting that you bring up the whole idea of Kool-Aid. You know, I went through a phase where it was just 10 years and all the whining and the complaining
00:40:16:1400:40:23:06Brin [Levitas]just, you know, 10 years and so, like, who made it?
00:40:21:1900:40:27:08Dave [GM]and it was like, okay, it’s Kool Aid time and you kind of bust through the wall and hand it out
00:40:24:0300:40:31:06Brin [Levitas]And then we
00:40:29:1000:40:41:02Dave [GM]And then you just kind of start over. See, this is the thing Is when you’re around as long As I’ve been You kind of try the same thing Over and over And it just seems that
00:40:30:0000:40:50:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]thank you
00:40:31:0600:40:49:28Brin [Levitas]just put a cup of tea, and
00:40:41:0200:40:45:22Dave [GM]Things want to fall apart in me So why not just make it Completely unravel?
00:40:45:2900:40:54:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Zen, will
00:40:48:1400:40:53:23Dave [GM]Oh He grabs his scissors As he’s talking to you And trimming you
00:40:49:2800:40:53:10Brin [Levitas]then he grabs the cup of coffee.
00:40:53:1000:40:54:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Be careful
00:40:54:0200:41:00:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]you just give me a wash and a trim, please?
00:41:01:1700:41:03:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m rolling my eyes as I say it. Please.
00:41:02:1400:41:03:25Dave [GM]Okay so
00:41:03:1400:41:10:04Steve [Lashara]I’m sending a roll eye emoji through the DMs by the way The group text lets me know that this whole religious talk is just like
00:41:04:2000:41:08:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, well obviously they see what you’re doing here with Jenkins.
00:41:09:1800:41:20:10Jesse [Father ITYS]I think I know your conversion secret. Look at what he has done. We couldn’t even… This man? He didn’t have a face before. He was covered in hair. There was nothing there.
00:41:18:2600:41:19:25Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:41:19:0600:41:20:14Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:41:20:1400:41:29:14Jesse [Father ITYS]There’s no features and now miracle worker may I say?
00:41:21:0800:41:23:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m glowing
00:41:22:1700:41:26:09Dave [GM]he just kind of polishing things up Like you know
00:41:22:1900:41:28:16Brin [Levitas]like so miracle
00:41:30:1700:41:31:09Steve [Lashara]up right here
00:41:30:2000:41:34:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Miracle worker look at this huh? Now you’re realizing it.
00:41:33:1500:41:39:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Idiots! Idios! Idios. Keep talking to him while he’s washing my hair.
00:41:33:1700:41:36:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No one No one ever Ever knew how handsome
00:41:36:2600:41:48:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh am I again
00:41:37:0100:41:37:05Jesse [Father ITYS]getting
00:41:39:2800:41:43:17Dave [GM]ever thought about becoming an arch
00:41:44:0500:41:45:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Have you washed my hair yet?
00:41:47:0000:41:48:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay. Just curious.
00:41:48:1700:41:59:08Dave [GM]reaches into a dimension door and pulls out some soap and some shampoo, and it’s the good stuff. It’s like the stuff that’s been… Well, no, I mean,
00:41:48:1900:41:49:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:41:49:1600:42:37:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I don’t
00:41:50:2900:41:57:19Jesse [Father ITYS]oh it’s from the hilton
00:41:54:1200:41:56:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh. Smells rather nice.
00:41:57:2500:41:58:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Zest.
00:41:59:1400:42:02:21Dave [GM]it was another side project
00:41:59:2300:42:01:18Steve [Lashara]it’s pantene pro v
00:42:02:0800:42:03:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]herbal essence
00:42:04:0500:42:04:13Jesse [Father ITYS]from
00:42:04:0700:42:05:17Steve [Lashara]herbal organic
00:42:05:2700:42:08:21Brin [Levitas]it’s like
00:42:06:1100:42:11:23Dave [GM]but it’s been one of those things where it’s aged for some time.
00:42:11:1400:42:26:25Steve [Lashara]aged shampoo along
00:42:12:1600:42:18:20Brin [Levitas]doterra infused it’s essential
00:42:15:0600:42:26:07Dave [GM]It’s essential, all the good smells and all those good smells are just kind of building inside this Corona Duperble and it just smells so damn delicious in here.
00:42:15:1100:42:16:10Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:42:26:2500:42:28:08Steve [Lashara]with all of the blood and
00:42:28:2800:42:30:20Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s probably overpowering
00:42:29:2500:42:32:28Dave [GM]when he cuts it just kind of
00:42:35:0400:42:41:23Dave [GM]cauterizes He doesn’t want people to bleed out and honestly he doesn’t like blood
00:42:35:2500:42:39:10Steve [Lashara]oh okay it’s the freedom
00:42:38:0700:42:46:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]with a strand of wet hair i cast freedom
00:42:43:1000:42:44:02Jesse [Father ITYS]hmm
00:42:45:2300:42:46:12Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:42:46:2200:42:56:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]of waves my wet hair you conjure a deluge of seawater in
00:42:49:0300:42:53:29Dave [GM]Is that for my hair or for yours? Okay
00:42:51:1800:42:51:27Steve [Lashara]hero
00:42:56:1900:43:06:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]15 foot radius 10 foot tall cylinder centered on a point within the range me. This water takes the form of a tidal wave, a whirlpool, a waterspout, etc.
00:43:01:1000:43:01:28Dave [GM]Yes
00:43:07:0500:43:14:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Each creature in the area must succeed on a strength saving throw against this or hopefully you might take some damage
00:43:09:2100:43:15:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What in the heck are you doing?
00:43:15:1800:43:19:27Brin [Levitas]so basically he’s drowning us
00:43:16:0300:43:18:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m trying to just wash this out of the bubble here
00:43:19:0800:43:26:26Dave [GM]no no okay so you do that a big gush of water comes in and just before
00:43:19:2400:43:19:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No, no.
00:43:19:2500:43:22:04Jesse [Father ITYS]that’s okay oh boy
00:43:20:0300:43:20:09Steve [Lashara]good
00:43:21:0500:43:35:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That big dust block and just before it falls
00:43:24:0300:43:28:29Steve [Lashara]and just before it to
00:43:27:2100:43:34:01Dave [GM]it starts to envelop the inside of the bubble zen goes ahead and cuts your tongue out for one last
00:43:36:0500:43:45:19Brin [Levitas]and so all the water starts to look up inside um then opens up at the convention door right through
00:43:36:1800:43:40:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And so all the water cuts to each side
00:43:36:2800:43:39:24Dave [GM]so all the water starts to build up inside
00:43:41:2200:43:49:06Dave [GM]Zen opens up a dimension door right underneath where Levitas is, and it almost is like
00:43:43:1000:43:51:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay now while it’s doing that
00:43:44:2500:43:46:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Right through that
00:43:49:0800:44:01:05Brin [Levitas]now he is still trimming up james talking to idiots well i was just gonna teach him a person
00:43:52:2500:44:02:20Dave [GM]While he is still trimming up Jenkins talking to Idios well I was just going to teach you how to become an arch lich that’s good information
00:43:52:2500:43:55:08Steve [Lashara]Wow, he’s still trimming up.
00:43:52:2900:44:04:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]This thing, I can
00:43:56:0300:44:05:10Jesse [Father ITYS]telling me your secrets? I want to know more about this
00:44:01:0500:44:06:05Brin [Levitas]that’s good information i want to know like important about i can vanish
00:44:04:1100:44:15:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]vanish into the deluge and teleport to an unoccupied space that you can see within the spells area. So the second he opens that up, I’m out!
00:44:13:0100:44:20:14Brin [Levitas]Okay, so when you’re inside the water, if I’m within
00:44:13:2600:44:17:14Dave [GM]So when you’re inside the water, you can get out.
00:44:16:1600:44:16:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]water
00:44:17:2500:44:29:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well it says I can VANISH if I am within the spell’s area as part of the action you use to cast a spell, you can vanish into the deluge and teleport to an unoccupied space that you can see within
00:44:25:2300:44:26:22Dave [GM]Into the water.
00:44:26:1500:44:27:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Why
00:44:29:0700:44:37:05Brin [Levitas]Okay, okay. So teleporting – I mean like where are you going to teleport from outside the bubble?
00:44:29:1000:44:31:23Dave [GM]Okay so teleporting,
00:44:29:1400:44:37:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]the spells area. Outside of the bubble.
00:44:30:0100:44:35:21Steve [Lashara]So, teleporting. I mean, like where are you going to go?
00:44:33:0600:44:35:29Dave [GM]I mean where are you going to teleport to?
00:44:35:0700:44:42:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Why do you want to go out there? We’re having fun in here with him
00:44:37:0400:44:41:08Dave [GM]Okay so just as that happens
00:44:41:2900:44:43:11Jesse [Father ITYS]no Jenkins
00:44:43:1400:44:46:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh wait, well, suck it up!
00:44:46:0200:44:47:01Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:44:46:1700:44:57:29Dave [GM]so as you do that yeah you can but now there is a huge time delay when youre outside of the bubble and youre trying to talk to them it’s like
00:44:48:0700:44:49:13Jesse [Father ITYS]talk to us in your way
00:44:48:2900:44:50:26Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:44:48:2900:44:49:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, that’s true.
00:44:48:2900:44:56:16Brin [Levitas]time delay when you’re outside of the bubble and
00:44:50:1900:44:51:07Jesse [Father ITYS]now
00:44:51:2500:44:52:29Steve [Lashara]Don’t suck off!
00:44:52:2100:45:01:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]You just find them when you’re outside of the bubbles. But only they are experiencing that.
00:44:56:1600:45:03:20Brin [Levitas]you try to talk to them like one kid’s fucking same thing with me.
00:44:57:2900:44:59:06Dave [GM]one tenth speed
00:45:01:2800:45:03:12Steve [Lashara]You would be experienced.
00:45:02:0400:45:06:17Dave [GM]you would be like when they talk they’d sound like the chipmunks or faster
00:45:02:1000:45:04:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]If they talk about it.
00:45:07:1800:45:13:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right, but that’s how I would perceive them in my version inside the bubble, it should be like normal
00:45:13:0800:45:18:11Dave [GM]are you teleporting to is it what unoccupied space are you teleporting to
00:45:13:1100:45:19:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]old time for me well hopefully some of that water is putting some of
00:45:13:2000:45:14:08Brin [Levitas]you teleporting?
00:45:13:2500:45:16:24Steve [Lashara]Oh, I’m gonna move the fire now that he’s jumping out.
00:45:16:1000:45:17:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:45:19:2300:45:29:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]fire out too it just came out spout whatever so the way i imagined
00:45:21:1300:45:28:06Dave [GM]well if it came out of your teleport bubble okay so
00:45:29:1300:45:40:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]it is that the water i travel with the water so wherever the water’s going the water is going and i go with the water. I don’t control
00:45:30:0800:45:32:25Jesse [Father ITYS]How do I become an arch-
00:45:34:0200:45:35:19Dave [GM]you’re taking the water with you
00:45:34:0500:45:35:16Jesse [Father ITYS]Leich? Leech?
00:45:36:2700:45:39:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Lich. Excuse me. I’m sorry.
00:45:38:1200:45:42:26Brin [Levitas]Okay, but did you… You have to use a mission step like a teleport?
00:45:38:1600:45:42:28Dave [GM]but then you have you’re using a misty step like a teleport
00:45:40:1500:45:50:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]the water, i don’t know it just says i go where the water is and i can appear wherever i want so so i just need to choose a place right?
00:45:40:2200:45:41:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Do you have misty’s death?
00:45:43:0800:45:44:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have mistysed it.
00:45:47:0200:45:58:05Jesse [Father ITYS]You should probably take that. I’ll keep talking to him. So water was called a great water but we have no…
00:45:50:0700:46:01:20Dave [GM]Okay. So the water was going out of a drain underneath Levitas, so if you’re going to where the water is going, Levitus is right here and he basically opened up a drain
00:45:50:1000:45:57:08Brin [Levitas]Okay, okay. So if you’re going where the water goes,
00:45:50:2600:45:54:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So the water was stolen. But what are we talking about now?
00:45:51:0400:45:56:19Steve [Lashara]the water was going out and spraying so if you’re going where
00:45:57:1200:46:00:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh where’s lit? oh wait oh crap
00:45:59:1700:46:07:22Jesse [Father ITYS]right here um it
00:46:00:2800:46:02:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What did we say to him out there?
00:46:01:2000:46:07:02Dave [GM]underneath. So I’m asking like if you want to do that, that’s great. You’ll just probably go
00:46:01:2400:46:02:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, okay, okay.
00:46:01:2800:46:06:08Brin [Levitas]So I’m just asking if you want to do that. Great.
00:46:04:2000:46:06:08Steve [Lashara]what do that great
00:46:07:0200:46:14:10Dave [GM]to an extra dimensional space. And so if have something like dimension door or something like
00:46:07:1500:46:08:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This is for Ted.
00:46:07:2200:46:14:21Jesse [Father ITYS]could it couldn’t break this but you’d have to that would be pretty uh
00:46:08:0500:46:11:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]I understand. Well then I guess it better not.
00:46:11:2900:46:13:26Brin [Levitas]And so did you ask me like a door?
00:46:14:0100:46:22:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]I don’t know. I’d get stuck there. We’ll just say I’m still restrained. If you’re restrained, water came out…
00:46:15:2800:46:24:07Brin [Levitas]Okay. So your train, the water came out and wanted to
00:46:20:1800:46:22:10Steve [Lashara]the water came out and
00:46:21:1300:46:30:11Dave [GM]out and do you want to were you just really excited to wash your hair do you need me to wash my hair yeah do you
00:46:24:0700:46:29:08Brin [Levitas]take care of your hair.
00:46:31:0700:46:32:17Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah that’s a good idea
00:46:33:0200:46:37:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]You can lick my cold hard…
00:46:40:0200:46:42:04Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m sorry my friends don’t understand
00:46:40:1500:46:48:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This is a question in general, not to Zen but to you. To you.
00:46:44:2000:46:50:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, but do insults cause the thing to weaken too? That’s what I’m trying to…
00:46:47:2100:46:49:17Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t think so
00:46:49:1600:46:55:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Misty Step and stuff like that? Like if I’m holding on to something does it bring it with me or is it just me
00:46:51:2500:46:53:10Brin [Levitas]pissing them off
00:46:52:0100:46:55:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]What? Yeah. I want to piss them off.
00:46:52:1400:46:55:01Jesse [Father ITYS]flattery the nuance was flattery
00:46:56:0300:46:56:22Brin [Levitas]yeah
00:46:57:0200:47:03:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, but I think pissing him off would do the same thing. That’d distract me more. I’m more distracted when I’m pissed off.
00:46:58:1700:47:00:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]like does that person come with me yeah
00:47:01:1000:47:02:18Dave [GM]you on Misty Step
00:47:03:0700:47:04:27Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s you but this is Zen
00:47:04:1300:47:15:15Dave [GM]like, you’d have to have something Dimension Door or more of a mass teleport but I mean if he’s distracted enough someone could get outside the bubble
00:47:15:1500:47:19:06Dave [GM]the only problem is outside the bubble you’re going a lot slower than you are inside
00:47:18:1600:47:20:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that’s why I’m like
00:47:20:1700:47:21:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]We need to end the spell.
00:47:21:2900:47:27:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]well like what if we pulled him out somehow with us he’s the one holding it
00:47:26:0100:47:28:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well, or just we need to get him to stop chanting
00:47:29:1900:47:30:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]the spell
00:47:30:1200:47:33:17Dave [GM]so does anyone want to roll an
00:47:30:2800:47:32:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]tell me when you want to
00:47:31:0000:47:32:05Jesse [Father ITYS]he’s telling me
00:47:34:0400:47:35:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i will
00:47:35:2500:47:40:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]So a bubble full of water didn’t stop him? I guess not
00:47:39:0100:47:41:02Dave [GM]Um no
00:47:39:2000:47:49:12Brin [Levitas]since I’m a tad new to this war party Can I ask Gray what he’s chanting?
00:47:41:2500:47:44:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i have plus eight inside i will is it a
00:47:46:2200:47:47:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]20
00:47:51:0200:47:58:05Brin [Levitas]Gray is what. Because Gray, what Gray has been chanting for the past you said four hours?
00:47:58:2100:48:00:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]chanting so we can talk to each other
00:47:59:0400:48:01:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah that was so we could speak together.
00:48:00:1400:48:01:08Brin [Levitas]Oh okay.
00:48:00:2500:48:07:09Dave [GM]he used those three hours to use to cast the mass message spell on everyone so that’s how
00:48:06:0200:48:06:17Brin [Levitas]Okay.
00:48:07:2600:48:11:12Steve [Lashara]It takes a while for the Wi-Fi to get fully booted up.
00:48:15:0100:48:15:23Brin [Levitas]So
00:48:16:1400:48:24:07Dave [GM]but what I would say is if someone can cast give me a good insight check you
00:48:18:1200:48:25:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I need to say is 18 plus 8.
00:48:25:1100:48:32:09Dave [GM]something okay yes that is an amazing insight check so what you’re noticing is it is rhythmic
00:48:26:1700:48:27:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yay!
00:48:29:2200:48:38:14Jesse [Father ITYS]when he’s
00:48:32:0900:48:43:20Dave [GM]and it is perfectly timed to one tenth increments so when he is talking he will literally just like stutter step and say something. Stutter step
00:48:37:0900:48:48:29Brin [Levitas]when he is talking to me and say something, our giant
00:48:43:2000:48:52:10Dave [GM]and say everything. And every time he says something, our giant devil guy yells something
00:48:48:2900:48:55:20Brin [Levitas]devil guy yells something, and everyone else doesn’t.
00:48:52:1200:48:56:01Steve [Lashara]things, and everyone else does it back to work.
00:48:53:1100:49:03:03Dave [GM]and everyone else does exactly what he tells them to do. So there might be connection. There might not be a connection
00:49:00:0100:49:06:13Brin [Levitas]So there might be a connection with that person in the site check I would say
00:49:03:0300:49:14:24Dave [GM]but with that sort of an insight check I would say there’s definitely a connection between Zen’s talking, what’s going on outside. So he is quite literally
00:49:04:2800:49:11:16Jesse [Father ITYS]their actions
00:49:05:1500:49:11:00Steve [Lashara]I would say if this is something that sends off
00:49:08:2200:49:10:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Between them, talking in.
00:49:10:0800:49:12:21Brin [Levitas]then talking about what’s going on outside
00:49:12:2100:49:22:25Brin [Levitas]so he is quite literally an haircut
00:49:16:1600:49:18:09Dave [GM]controlling everything right now.
00:49:19:1000:49:30:05Dave [GM]He’s controlling the chronology, he’s giving people haircuts, he’s thanking you for washing it. He does power word heal on you against your jaw and your tongue or back.
00:49:24:2800:49:26:14Brin [Levitas]thank you for watching it
00:49:30:1300:49:39:14Dave [GM]I would just try to time it right so that if you guys get out to not have your tongue gone…
00:49:30:2900:49:39:02Brin [Levitas]I will just try to time this right so if we can get out of the room
00:49:36:0100:49:37:13Jesse [Father ITYS]stop
00:49:38:2000:49:40:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right, yeah. I was thinking that.
00:49:39:2900:49:42:07Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:49:39:2900:49:42:07Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:49:41:1000:49:42:21Brin [Levitas]because it has been nice
00:49:41:2200:49:45:05Dave [GM]Because then that shit’s just lasting after that point.
00:49:45:2800:49:47:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]I might have gray if you don’t hear me.
00:49:50:0200:49:51:14Jesse [Father ITYS]well
00:49:53:0200:50:02:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Zan was telling me about the arch liching however I’m sorry don’t want to interrupt
00:49:56:0800:49:57:21Dave [GM]Yes, so arch-litching.
00:50:00:2200:50:05:28Brin [Levitas]you did that
00:50:01:1400:50:06:14Dave [GM]By all means. Clip, clip, clip. Wash, wash, wash. Mutter, mutter, muttering.
00:50:05:1000:50:10:15Jesse [Father ITYS]You did ask me about our common beliefs. I would love to tell you,
00:50:09:0500:50:09:14Dave [GM]Yes.
00:50:11:0300:50:12:09Dave [GM]Oh, by all means?
00:50:11:1700:50:14:29Jesse [Father ITYS]about my religion and our common ground.
00:50:14:0300:50:17:14Dave [GM]Do you feel like he will live forever?
00:50:14:2300:50:17:10Brin [Levitas]look like forever
00:50:18:2900:50:20:04Dave [GM]Because I do.
00:50:22:0500:50:23:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]You feel like he will live forever?
00:50:23:2100:50:34:02Dave [GM]Well, it’s just a belief system. Like, you know, will you like when you leave this mortal coil? Will you go to the celestial sphere or will you stay here and decide
00:50:23:2500:50:28:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Well, there is…
00:50:25:2800:50:37:22Steve [Lashara]best religions do.
00:50:32:0700:50:33:19Brin [Levitas]and
00:50:32:1200:50:33:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sounds like a pyramid scheme.
00:50:35:0100:50:35:29Brin [Levitas]directed
00:50:35:1100:50:41:28Dave [GM]to be resurrected or maybe restored or maybe something? I don’t know.
00:50:37:2300:50:38:22Brin [Levitas]or
00:50:42:1000:50:53:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Here’s what I think. I think all of us, to some extent will exist forever. Maybe not in the glorified state such as yourself but I think that we will all continue on
00:50:53:1900:50:55:08Jesse [Father ITYS]in one form or another.
00:50:56:1300:51:06:21Jesse [Father ITYS]That being said i know you and i have some differences at least initially between our belief systems you obviously care more for the dead
00:51:06:2900:51:18:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Should I get out of here?
00:51:08:2000:51:11:09Dave [GM]dead so that I can control them
00:51:12:2000:51:22:25Dave [GM]and I’m really bored, just so, so very bored. You know, the millions of times I’ve played cards, solitaire,
00:51:13:1900:51:22:29Brin [Levitas]I mean
00:51:20:0000:51:28:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]like should i go out of the bubble yeah misty step
00:51:22:0000:51:26:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]I mean, can you?
00:51:23:0800:51:33:18Dave [GM]just sitting, I mean decades, decades, you know? And then I had to just sharpen up my scissors and go cut some hair because in all honesty
00:51:25:0200:51:27:01Brin [Levitas]decades decades
00:51:31:2000:51:39:02Jesse [Father ITYS]can I can I
00:51:33:0600:51:35:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]like if i get out there how can i
00:51:39:0200:51:47:08Jesse [Father ITYS]persuade him to um to listen to me let me give like my pitch
00:51:47:0800:51:58:21Jesse [Father ITYS]for like five minutes or something right uh that’s an 11 plus
00:51:51:1000:51:55:18Dave [GM]and I will have Gray help you on that persuasion check.
00:52:00:2200:52:09:14Jesse [Father ITYS]nine mm -hmm plus gray so
00:52:01:0500:52:05:21Dave [GM]11 plus 9, so an unnatural 20, right?
00:52:02:2700:52:03:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wow.
00:52:04:2600:52:19:03Steve [Lashara]see that’s why he has so many converts it’s not
00:52:09:1400:52:19:12Jesse [Father ITYS]he’s gonna stop talking
00:52:10:1500:52:11:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]right yeah
00:52:14:0200:52:16:21Dave [GM]Gray rolled a nat 20 to help you.
00:52:18:0200:52:18:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]wow
00:52:21:2000:52:29:15Jesse [Father ITYS]that’s my goal i want him to listen i’m gonna say no it’s going to take some time for me to explain where i’m coming from
00:52:29:1500:52:34:23Jesse [Father ITYS]usually we get into this okay i have the floor
00:52:32:1800:52:34:14Dave [GM]Like, you have just…
00:52:34:2300:52:41:29Jesse [Father ITYS]okay great all right okay it’s a mithril tongue
00:52:37:1800:52:40:10Steve [Lashara]Which is harder to chop, just so you know.
00:52:37:2200:52:38:27Brin [Levitas]and then I had Don’t cut out.
00:52:39:1100:52:40:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:52:41:2700:52:44:05Steve [Lashara][laughter]
00:52:41:2700:52:44:14Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:52:41:2900:52:50:17Jesse [Father ITYS]actually chris pay attention
00:52:43:0600:52:44:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:52:43:0600:52:45:03Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:52:44:0100:52:48:26Dave [GM]does not get cut by the scissors of severing.
00:52:52:0700:53:05:09Jesse [Father ITYS]okay um so he’s silent he’s been okay um okay um i think
00:52:55:2800:53:03:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay so like while he’s silent, if I go out can we break it somehow?
00:53:00:1000:53:08:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]I think letting him do his thing he might do it
00:53:05:0900:53:11:25Jesse [Father ITYS]you should maybe just maybe maybe pay attention for a second while he’s silence see if anything happens outside or
00:53:11:2500:53:20:11Jesse [Father ITYS]or potentially to the public let me
00:53:13:0100:53:23:28Dave [GM]While you’re distracting or starting to distract him, I really do want to hear this speech, by the way. So I would think long and hard about what comes next
00:53:18:2600:53:19:25Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:53:18:2600:53:20:24Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:53:19:0600:53:20:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
00:53:20:1100:53:24:16Jesse [Father ITYS]start writing jeez oh my gosh
00:53:24:2900:53:25:27Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:53:25:0800:53:25:27Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:53:26:1000:53:34:16Dave [GM]because you’ve really got to keep my attention but what you are noticing is that gray
00:53:28:1100:53:35:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]but what you are to pray so
00:53:35:0300:53:40:04Dave [GM]has been able to move just a little bit faster.
00:53:42:0400:53:53:23Dave [GM]So if there is some sort of mass diversion that you want to like, so as your speech is going on, just, you know,
00:53:54:1800:53:58:17Dave [GM]it is, is there a what is it? A safe word or code word?
00:53:55:0100:54:04:25Jesse [Father ITYS]i pledge allegiance to the church of india nuance okay
00:54:00:1600:54:12:14Dave [GM]Well, that because I mean, you guys are all telepathically linked. so so just i mean i’ll let you guys have the discussion about what you want
00:54:01:1500:54:01:29Steve [Lashara]Nuance!
00:54:01:2800:54:03:06Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:54:08:0000:54:09:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’ll let
00:54:12:2400:54:15:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]if you need
00:54:14:0900:54:23:09Steve [Lashara]Hey, if you need an extra this is in the group chat. If you need a bit of extra distraction, I can certainly with only my voice.
00:54:23:1400:54:31:11Steve [Lashara]I’ll be able to summon a wall of swords to swing around me and just be like a little extra chaos.
00:54:31:2400:54:44:12Steve [Lashara]Just give me the word which will be nuanced so I know what to do in
00:54:33:0600:54:39:00Jesse [Father ITYS]um here’s what I’m thinking okay I’m speaking and speaking to all of you at the same time, by the way.
00:54:38:2100:54:39:20Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
00:54:39:0600:54:40:22Dave [GM]so you’re just getting like that
00:54:44:1200:54:47:28Steve [Lashara]your brain it’s all perfect but in reality you’re just like…
00:54:45:1000:54:54:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]hence why he’s so engaged where is this going?
00:54:45:2300:54:48:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:54:46:1200:54:49:08Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:54:48:1500:54:48:29Jesse [Father ITYS]So
00:54:50:1400:54:51:29Jesse [Father ITYS]well, I think guys
00:54:54:1800:55:06:00Jesse [Father ITYS]initially I thought we wanted him to talk and gloat right? But because it seems like the spells he’s using are this sort of chant if we can get him
00:54:58:1700:54:59:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right
00:55:05:1700:55:06:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]to stop talking
00:55:06:0000:55:17:24Jesse [Father ITYS]to stop talking for a long period of time i think we can help gray out so i’m gonna just talk for as long as i can that’s
00:55:09:2500:55:11:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right. Okay, I agree.
00:55:12:1700:55:14:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]What do you want us to do?
00:55:15:0200:55:18:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Because everything I say pisses them off and makes them talk.
00:55:17:2400:55:24:17Jesse [Father ITYS]for you guys to figure out i figured out how to stop you don’t stop talking okay yes yes that is the game plan
00:55:18:1600:55:23:04Steve [Lashara]So you’re going to filibuster a lich right? Okay, okay.
00:55:24:1700:55:32:02Jesse [Father ITYS]okay and i need you i need two guys to do something okay because i’m pretty concentrated
00:55:32:0200:55:40:28Jesse [Father ITYS]on this speech bro okay like
00:55:33:0500:55:37:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, all right, all RIGHT. I’m going to get some popcorn and just start chewing it.
00:55:36:0800:55:42:02Dave [GM]Please, please don’t start with like most people. Just as long as you don’t star… Yeah.
00:55:36:1300:55:38:10Brin [Levitas]Please don’t start with
00:55:40:2800:55:51:24Jesse [Father ITYS]most people well you’re not most people so why would i begin that way can i call you zen do you go by anything other than xan forgive
00:55:43:1100:55:43:18Dave [GM]No.
00:55:49:2700:55:58:08Dave [GM]Correus has been the last couple of decades. Well no, like centuries actually. I don’t understand where it moved from.
00:55:50:2200:55:57:19Brin [Levitas]And last time we were in the decade for ourselves like that and where is this?
00:55:51:2400:55:59:29Jesse [Father ITYS]me i’m sorry
00:55:53:1500:55:59:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]forgive me
00:55:59:2900:56:07:28Jesse [Father ITYS]i have so much to ask you but
00:56:01:0600:56:03:07Dave [GM]Oh, you almost got me monologuing.
00:56:03:0600:56:04:24Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:56:03:1600:56:05:04Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:56:06:1200:56:07:20Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
00:56:07:2800:56:17:21Jesse [Father ITYS]please let me voice what it is i have to say to share with you what it does i believe and then you can give me real feedback
00:56:17:2100:56:24:13Jesse [Father ITYS]that most of these other mortals and creatures can’t seem to offer or understand right so here’s
00:56:24:1300:56:36:05Jesse [Father ITYS]where i’ll touch here’s what i’ll start okay then in my opinion even though we have differences even though there are differences in our belief systems and our religions practices
00:56:36:2800:56:44:26Jesse [Father ITYS]I consider largely I consider death be a gift okay here here and I’ll tell you why
00:56:42:0400:56:43:07Dave [GM]So do I.
00:56:44:2600:56:56:01Jesse [Father ITYS]I’ll show you why hold on I know I know that you already know this I know you already but let me Let me keep going for a minute, okay? I’ll get to this. It will all make sense in a moment. Just let me keep talking.
00:56:45:1300:56:46:21Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:56:46:0100:56:47:20Brin [Levitas]I know that
00:56:54:2800:56:59:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]some of the
00:56:58:2800:57:10:11Jesse [Father ITYS]Some of the greatest writers have written about how death is actually a gift to the mortals because we can only progress so far
00:57:02:0700:57:02:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]no.
00:57:10:1100:57:21:05Jesse [Father ITYS]in this life and this time and there comes a time when we need to excel to another place, another realm. We need to continue on
00:57:21:2700:57:32:20Jesse [Father ITYS]and it is through death. Death is often seen as a bad… It gets a bad rap okay? It’s an inherently bad thing for some reason that people That’s the perception
00:57:32:2000:57:34:06Jesse [Father ITYS]but they’re falsely
00:57:34:0600:57:49:03Jesse [Father ITYS]I still
00:57:34:2200:57:38:16Brin [Levitas]She put that on, like, right outside.
00:57:36:0200:57:45:12Dave [GM]one of the like zombies right outside and and asks him, what do you think?
00:57:39:2500:57:41:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]This is going to be a while.
00:57:40:0100:57:47:11Brin [Levitas]And it was a hit, but then she said, what
00:57:46:2000:57:48:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]What do you think?
00:57:49:0300:58:10:05Jesse [Father ITYS]have
00:57:50:0700:57:54:02Dave [GM]a response, Kronergy stops.
00:57:55:0900:58:06:17Dave [GM]Boom! And Gray uses that opportunity to jump up and grab Zen and pulls him into a Kronersphere. You guys are out.
00:58:06:1200:58:09:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hey! Good job, good job, idiots.
00:58:08:2200:58:10:10Dave [GM]Gray and Zen
00:58:10:0500:58:10:25Jesse [Father ITYS]so many questions
00:58:11:1900:58:13:15Steve [Lashara]I’m not done yet! Hold on!
00:58:13:0600:58:16:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait, I was thoroughly enjoying that.
00:58:13:1300:58:14:28Jesse [Father ITYS]I was in there I was going
00:58:13:2800:58:16:14Brin [Levitas]Oh, no, he’s not going to be doing it.
00:58:17:0100:58:18:02Jesse [Father ITYS]we’ll get back to this
00:58:17:0600:58:29:07Brin [Levitas]You know, I am
00:58:17:1300:58:25:07Dave [GM]Yeah we’ll get back to this like i you know i honestly think it’s going to be more of a um aniga matoya conversation
00:58:25:0700:58:32:02Dave [GM]fight with me and you then it is going to Be An Actual Fight so I am I’m so excited about that
00:58:26:1700:58:27:06Brin [Levitas][laughter]
00:58:29:2000:58:37:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Saying that. So the braids in are now stuck
00:58:31:2200:58:32:13Jesse [Father ITYS]riveted
00:58:32:2200:58:43:20Dave [GM]gray and zen are now in a bubble uh they are stuck but uh zen obviously being the master of time that he is,
00:58:32:2500:58:34:19Brin [Levitas]Gray and Xan are now involved in Buffalo.
00:58:35:2900:58:44:05Brin [Levitas]They are… stuck then is you
00:58:37:1000:58:53:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]instead of being
00:58:44:0500:58:59:15Brin [Levitas]guys really have stronger
00:58:44:1200:58:55:21Dave [GM]you guys really don’t know how long you have. But the one thing you do know is that looking at the battlefield most of the
00:58:53:0100:59:02:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]out that’s too strong for bad guys to throw in.
00:58:58:2800:59:01:05Dave [GM]stronger bad guys are further up
00:58:59:1500:59:09:19Brin [Levitas]bad guy in two so and he
00:59:02:0700:59:07:22Dave [GM]into Old Town. So how do you guys want to handle this?
00:59:02:1300:59:14:07Steve [Lashara]Now, you said that stuff coming from outside of the time bubble
00:59:14:2600:59:20:22Steve [Lashara]doesn’t really seem to penetrate it so it’s not like we could shoot something in there and just
00:59:18:0800:59:19:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]shooting you with an arrow.
00:59:20:2200:59:32:06Steve [Lashara]hope that he’s standing in the wrong place 10 hours from now and gets hit gray will handle the bubble.
00:59:24:1400:59:35:28Dave [GM]No, no. I mean I think you guys are focused on what’s happening here because Grey will handle the bubble and also with what’s out
00:59:27:0400:59:28:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]you guys are great.
00:59:27:0400:59:29:26Brin [Levitas]you guys are focused here
00:59:32:0600:59:33:18Steve [Lashara]We’re able to hear the trouble
00:59:32:1500:59:44:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Great will have a bubble thin it out
00:59:33:0800:59:34:04Jesse [Father ITYS]you’re up
00:59:34:2000:59:36:22Steve [Lashara]if what’s out there right now
00:59:35:0500:59:36:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Why does he fight her for a character?
00:59:35:1900:59:44:12Jesse [Father ITYS]cast your freaking spells destroy all those stupid things target the devil dude Because he’s giving the commands to everybody else.
00:59:35:2800:59:41:28Dave [GM]there right now, you guys really don’t stand a chance so you may want to
00:59:43:1900:59:49:14Dave [GM]I’m going to let you guys, I don’t know like solid snake this maybe it’s really up to you
00:59:43:2200:59:47:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m a white guy who has a self-paste.
00:59:44:2700:59:46:19Steve [Lashara]I don’t know like
00:59:48:0100:59:56:14Jesse [Father ITYS]His Zen, his rhythmic spell was being sort of controlled through The Devil Guy.
00:59:49:2900:59:51:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sneaking mission.
00:59:55:1000:59:59:27Dave [GM]as you guys drop out you hear him yell a chant
00:59:56:1100:59:57:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]guy drop out.
00:59:56:1900:59:57:09Steve [Lashara]drop out
01:00:00:2301:00:01:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The devil guy?
01:00:03:1301:00:09:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s time to focus on Lawrence, it sounds like. Yes?
01:00:07:1301:00:08:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You mean this one?
01:00:07:2001:00:12:17Jesse [Father ITYS]That’s right. Time to bake that bread.
01:00:09:1401:00:13:29Brin [Levitas]which one this one or that one the voluptuous bastard of
01:00:14:0701:00:17:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]what would happen if someone else took control of him?
01:00:17:0101:00:19:22Jesse [Father ITYS]I am that bastard.
01:00:20:2201:00:26:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Like, would I have control of his and then he would essentially have control of everyone else.
01:00:21:2801:01:23:02Brin [Levitas]yeah I
01:00:26:0601:00:30:07Dave [GM]you could try but you’d have to get close enough to do it
01:00:29:2801:00:32:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, I have a thing called Mr. Steps
01:00:31:2901:00:33:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:00:31:2901:00:34:17Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:00:31:2901:00:37:23Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:00:32:1901:00:37:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:00:33:0801:00:37:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]I just happened to…
01:00:34:0701:00:35:15Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:00:35:1701:00:38:15Jesse [Father ITYS]start the music misty step
01:00:37:2301:00:48:16Steve [Lashara]because of
01:00:40:2501:00:51:18Dave [GM]is all i’m gonna say is if you don’t handle this delicately everything will be attacking so yeah so group initiative
01:00:48:1601:01:00:12Steve [Lashara]that group initiative and that’s five big bads and then two three four small bats
01:01:00:1201:01:04:06Steve [Lashara]and flames that keep like moving around looking
01:01:03:1201:01:03:28Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah
01:01:04:0601:01:13:11Steve [Lashara]around and
01:01:05:1101:01:10:08Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m confused if there’s a wall of fire between us and everything or if it’s just that region where
01:01:09:1901:01:19:12Dave [GM]anywhere the little pieces are that’s where the fire is so if you step through that you will either catch on fire or you’ll have to, like, do a saving throw.
01:01:13:1101:01:21:02Steve [Lashara]like the
01:01:16:2101:01:18:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]do a saving throw
01:01:21:0201:01:25:14Steve [Lashara]fire is like moving from wind or whatever it’s like so it’s
01:01:23:0201:01:34:11Brin [Levitas]have I have so I
01:01:24:2401:01:25:20Dave [GM]It’s moving.
01:01:25:1401:01:34:01Steve [Lashara]so it’S moving fire it’s not static assuming
01:01:27:1701:01:28:01Dave [GM]Yep.
01:01:29:2101:01:30:27Dave [GM]Does it…
01:01:30:2801:01:32:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]it’s a good thing you can fly
01:01:34:1101:01:44:18Brin [Levitas]like plus nine stuff is there anything I can like, I wonder if I can sneak behind some of these walls or something and get behind. You know what I mean?
01:01:42:2201:01:46:02Steve [Lashara]your wings oh yeah
01:01:42:2901:01:54:09Dave [GM]Yeah, I mean, as you guys were watching this, you guys know exactly how this is panning out. It is undead and flesh golems and flesh hands just going in
01:01:44:1901:01:47:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]as you guys have watched Zach has
01:01:45:0201:01:54:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you guys know exactly how this undead fleshed old fleshed hands just going in
01:01:49:1001:01:50:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]undead fleshed over
01:01:52:0101:01:54:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]fleshed and really
01:01:54:0901:02:04:17Dave [GM]and tearing people apart. So if you guys get a good sneak attack round on them, that would be good
01:01:55:2101:02:02:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So, if you guys get the movies…
01:01:56:1001:01:58:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]uh two guys
01:01:59:2201:02:00:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]get
01:02:02:0701:02:12:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So I’m like, never at all.
01:02:04:2201:02:12:14Dave [GM]so i’m like you know if you guys want to try to roll for stealth or whatever if you have armor
01:02:05:2001:02:06:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m like
01:02:12:1401:02:21:08Dave [GM]on maybe take it off um oh no like they they don’t know at all like uh yeah it’s been 10 hours
01:02:14:1701:02:17:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]all pretty distracted They don’t notice that we’ve come out of the bubble
01:02:15:1901:02:24:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh no! Like they don’t know everything is dimly lit
01:02:18:2001:02:29:14Steve [Lashara]nighttime oh and the poor people have just been like terrorized for
01:02:22:0601:02:24:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Everything We were in there for about an hour
01:02:29:0701:02:31:17Dave [GM]terrorized and ravaged for 10 hours and old
01:02:29:1401:02:36:14Steve [Lashara]the past that sucks so there’s much more destruction than what we see here
01:02:29:2001:02:30:17Brin [Levitas]and
01:02:37:0501:02:39:23Dave [GM]what you do feel now that you’re outside of the chronology shift
01:02:38:0101:02:41:26Brin [Levitas]now outside of the church is something
01:02:41:1301:02:48:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Every so often or just constantly.
01:02:55:1901:02:58:02Dave [GM]something is definitely getting closer
01:02:59:2001:03:03:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]just as
01:03:00:0501:03:07:23Brin [Levitas]just as you feel that sector you hear what
01:03:01:1201:03:11:10Dave [GM]um and just as you feel that second or third bump You hear what is considered to be a horned devil.
01:03:06:1401:03:07:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]what
01:03:10:1501:03:11:09Brin [Levitas]devil
01:03:12:2801:03:17:05Dave [GM]But since you guys know his name, his name is Lawrence. He used to bake.
01:03:14:1201:03:20:04Brin [Levitas]he loves it
01:03:17:0701:03:19:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Cheese, lots of cheese.
01:03:18:0801:03:21:28Steve [Lashara]he was a baker He baked a cake.
01:03:18:2401:03:20:07Dave [GM]He loved cheese.
01:03:20:2301:03:21:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Cheesemaker.
01:03:23:0201:03:25:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s like people are very careful.
01:03:23:0801:03:32:24Brin [Levitas]really I feel like these are very character um so he yelled out
01:03:23:2401:03:27:22Dave [GM]People like Idios are questioning how he became what he has.
01:03:28:0801:03:37:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so So I have this, which if
01:03:29:2101:03:34:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]So he yelled out it.
01:03:29:2301:03:35:23Dave [GM]So he yells out in Infernal. Does anyone speak Inferno?
01:03:32:2401:03:37:25Brin [Levitas]in front of the room. I don’t
01:03:35:2901:03:36:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I might.
01:03:39:0201:03:42:24Steve [Lashara]Yes, I do. I speak gnomish and infernal.
01:03:39:1901:03:40:13Dave [GM]Oh, Inferno.
01:03:39:2201:03:39:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh!
01:03:44:0101:03:47:13Steve [Lashara]I am a woman of science and apparently demons.
01:03:46:2701:03:49:02Brin [Levitas]It was T, it’s even crap enough.
01:03:47:1701:03:48:20Dave [GM]And Demoncraft?
01:03:47:2001:03:48:19Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:03:48:2001:03:50:20Steve [Lashara]Yeah, it’s the same thing, right?
01:03:51:0101:03:53:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And science.
01:03:51:1601:03:53:11Dave [GM]the Ouija board and science!
01:03:52:0701:03:53:10Brin [Levitas]And Simon!
01:03:52:1301:03:53:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]And science!
01:03:53:0301:03:57:08Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:03:53:0701:03:55:14Steve [Lashara]And quantum mechanics It’s the scene
01:03:54:2001:04:02:19Dave [GM]Do you know what? That really does go completely… Okay, Idios, did you hear that? He’s been using a Ouija keyboard so I’m just saying
01:03:54:2101:04:02:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]You know what that really does? Okay, idiots don’t do that. I’m just saying
01:03:54:2601:03:58:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Do know what that would be like. OK. Idiots can hear that.
01:03:54:2701:03:58:05Brin [Levitas]You know what that really does? Idiots can hear that.
01:03:57:1801:03:58:26Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:04:01:0001:04:04:02Brin [Levitas]So, for someone who gets old
01:04:02:0201:04:06:04Jesse [Father ITYS]some souls are beyond saving that’s all i have
01:04:04:2401:04:05:13Dave [GM]Yeah.
01:04:05:1101:04:06:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]um
01:04:05:2501:04:07:26Steve [Lashara]Some still don’t need to be saved
01:04:07:1101:04:08:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:04:08:1301:04:10:12Dave [GM]Some souls don’t believe in saving.
01:04:09:1801:04:11:06Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:04:09:2801:04:10:17Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:04:11:1601:04:13:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh, I speak draconic
01:04:13:0701:04:19:02Dave [GM]That’s fine. So he, well that’s great if Kava has something to say I mean you’ll know what she’s saying
01:04:14:1201:04:15:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]well that’s great
01:04:18:1601:04:24:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]there we go um Lauren shouts out our brother is
01:04:18:2801:04:21:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, Laura’s just shout out.
01:04:20:0401:04:31:12Brin [Levitas]Lawrence just shouts out Our brother is close Want to finish this or do you want him and then he’s like
01:04:20:0401:04:28:06Dave [GM]Lawrence shouts out Our brother is close Do you want to finish this or do you want him to?
01:04:25:0801:04:31:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Or I could do or I could use a cynically and catch a missile.
01:04:26:2901:04:37:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]or do you want him to and then he’s like can’t say no care listening height
01:04:27:1701:04:27:29Steve [Lashara]to have it
01:04:29:1201:04:41:04Dave [GM]And then continues to point and say You! There! And he’s listening for people as they’re huddling and hoveling and hiding underneath rocks
01:04:30:0801:04:31:11Steve [Lashara]like
01:04:31:1201:04:41:16Brin [Levitas]and say there they are
01:04:34:0401:04:37:15Steve [Lashara]there and they are
01:04:34:1401:04:34:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]There!
01:04:40:1601:04:44:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]rocks they are displaced
01:04:40:1701:04:43:08Jesse [Father ITYS]they are
01:04:41:0401:04:52:02Dave [GM]And, I mean, they are – this place is going to be completely devoid of life by the time. They’re not here just to destroy the city. They’re here to kill everyone.
01:04:43:0901:04:44:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]displaced.
01:04:43:0901:04:44:25Brin [Levitas]this place
01:04:44:2501:04:45:03Steve [Lashara]but
01:04:47:2601:04:48:18Steve [Lashara]they’re not
01:04:47:2901:04:49:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]They’re not here.
01:04:48:0101:04:49:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]they’re not here
01:04:48:0201:04:48:29Brin [Levitas]here
01:04:50:1801:05:00:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And um, here
01:04:54:1501:04:56:29Dave [GM]And again, you feel that rhythmic boom.
01:04:58:2201:05:10:09Jesse [Father ITYS]okay um here’s my thoughts okay everybody a couple things uh yeah we need to figure out via message
01:05:06:2601:05:16:17Dave [GM]Just when you do this, just say, This would be a message and talk in the microphone. And Gray can hear everything you guys are saying.
01:05:08:0201:05:10:20Brin [Levitas]say I
01:05:08:0501:05:09:18Steve [Lashara]this today be a message
01:05:10:2201:05:16:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]it’s great to do everything that I think
01:05:10:2501:05:15:12Steve [Lashara]I think the fear is
01:05:11:0801:05:22:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And I pray to hear everything you can say this morning, and
01:05:13:1801:05:16:19Brin [Levitas]pray to hear everything you guys were saying
01:05:16:2301:05:24:19Dave [GM]He’s just hearing it really, really slow or really, really fast sorry and when he talks to you it’s going to be real slow
01:05:20:0301:05:27:10Jesse [Father ITYS]choose your words okay um sneak
01:05:20:2401:05:28:08Brin [Levitas]really back And when he talks to you, can we take it back?
01:05:22:1701:05:27:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]that’s the opposite
01:05:23:0701:05:23:13Steve [Lashara]Jen
01:05:27:1001:05:32:26Jesse [Father ITYS]attack somebody maybe should do another insight check to figure
01:05:32:2601:05:42:20Jesse [Father ITYS]out what’s coming our way possibly and uh we might need some way to like hide as well or defend
01:05:42:2001:05:48:29Jesse [Father ITYS]ourselves after our sneak attack like if there’s a way that we can attack and then conceal hide
01:05:49:2001:05:57:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Well, I have a spell called Sunburst which blinds them and it’s a disadvantage to the undead.
01:05:57:2101:05:58:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]I like
01:05:58:0101:06:09:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So like we can all go last. Everyone take a turn. I cast a bigger spell that hurts them and then casts Sunburst as my second because I drink some really good whiskey.
01:06:11:1301:06:17:08Dave [GM]uh you have all of your equipment because he didn’t feel like he needed to remove it from you because you guys were
01:06:12:0401:06:14:16Brin [Levitas]You have all your questions if you feel like
01:06:14:2101:06:22:12Steve [Lashara]But my boot is still destroyed from the arrow.
01:06:23:1101:06:27:10Steve [Lashara]That feels frustratingly accurate!
01:06:23:2001:06:24:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:06:24:1801:06:26:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So they’re blind
01:06:28:2401:06:29:13Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:06:29:0801:06:33:03Steve [Lashara]Was it me or was it The Dice? I mean, really when you think about it…
01:06:30:1401:06:35:27Dave [GM]um well who rolled the dice this is this could turn into like a chicken and egg syndrome
01:06:30:1501:06:36:23Jesse [Father ITYS]have you tried praying for any sort of healing on that yet
01:06:34:0701:06:34:26Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:06:35:2501:06:36:14Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:06:36:2101:06:42:06Steve [Lashara]yes and that’s why i have no faith my prayers were never answered
01:06:40:1901:06:52:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]does anyone have a good history uh role that’s better than most So, pray it.
01:06:47:0201:06:48:14Steve [Lashara]not really plus three
01:06:47:1701:06:50:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]History?
01:06:48:1001:06:52:12Brin [Levitas]No. Plus zero. So, basically
01:06:50:1901:06:52:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Nope, nope, nope.
01:06:51:0601:06:55:21Dave [GM]gray as he’s listening to guys his conversation he starts to speak
01:06:55:1901:06:56:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
01:06:56:2701:07:00:07Dave [GM]very you fool
01:07:01:1801:07:02:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Truth of…
01:07:02:2801:07:12:11Dave [GM]I’m not gonna say it all in slow that we will never get out of here basically he communicates
01:07:05:2301:07:06:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Thank you.
01:07:06:0201:07:07:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:07:06:2701:07:08:00Steve [Lashara]that’s appreciated
01:07:10:2401:07:22:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Basically keep me in the zone of truth?
01:07:11:0901:07:24:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Shut him
01:07:11:1501:07:25:15Brin [Levitas]I want
01:07:12:1101:07:20:07Dave [GM]spells like silence or different zones
01:07:24:0801:07:24:15Jesse [Father ITYS]up.
01:07:24:1201:07:33:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Listen, I want to know why these guys are following Zen when we were— This is why I need a history check. I need someone to know the history of these people.
01:07:24:1301:07:26:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Zone of truth
01:07:33:2001:07:35:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And he’s controlling them
01:07:34:0901:07:35:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]And I don’t think they’re dead.
01:07:34:1401:07:41:10Steve [Lashara]a drow i would
01:07:34:2301:07:35:29Brin [Levitas]He’s the only one
01:07:37:2701:07:43:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, what I’m saying is They were all part of Zen’s campaign But
01:07:44:1901:07:48:07Jesse [Father ITYS]he’s just mutilated and
01:07:45:0401:07:46:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]literally dead
01:07:46:2201:07:47:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]they’re not dead
01:07:48:0401:07:55:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]they’re dead i have only plus three
01:07:48:2601:07:52:21Steve [Lashara]know that they are like i would not be Yerlin wouldn’t be dead.
01:07:50:2201:07:51:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]They’re just
01:07:52:0201:07:54:04Brin [Levitas]Does someone want to try a strict job?
01:07:52:2501:07:53:18Dave [GM]does someone want to try
01:07:55:0401:07:56:00Steve [Lashara]I’ll give it a go.
01:07:55:0501:08:03:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I don’t have a good history check but go for it Like, I want to know why they’re teamed up with Zen because we know from our came in before that it was
01:08:02:1901:08:03:08Jesse [Father ITYS]persuasive
01:08:02:2201:08:05:03Steve [Lashara]I can’t help you, I got an eight.
01:08:04:2201:08:07:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I can help you I got a 16 plus 3.
01:08:07:1201:08:08:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s great
01:08:08:2801:08:13:08Dave [GM]all right i’m i’m good gray is gonna roll too
01:08:13:0401:08:16:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m not convinced that they’re willfully helping him
01:08:17:2101:08:22:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I mean kava did always have a cautious unlike you lizards
01:08:19:2601:08:25:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]and Lawrence was kind of along for the ride but he didn’t like it when Zen was doing
01:08:25:1801:08:27:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]lizards is what I call them lizards
01:08:27:0601:08:29:12Steve [Lashara]And Yerlind was all about
01:08:30:1801:08:35:29Steve [Lashara]slaying beasts because it was a metaphor for him tackling his own inner angst
01:08:35:2601:08:38:10Dave [GM]was pretty emo uh
01:08:36:1401:08:38:02Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:08:36:2401:08:38:21Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:08:38:0801:08:40:22Steve [Lashara]cut himself to power up
01:08:42:1101:08:51:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]lucrezia there you go with her 19 and 18
01:08:43:1001:08:44:18Steve [Lashara]Dark dude
01:08:44:1601:08:49:05Dave [GM]um gray got a what was it unnatural 18.
01:08:49:1901:08:57:07Dave [GM]um yep yeah okay so with that um what
01:08:52:0701:09:05:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]mine was an unnatural 19 to me thank
01:08:55:1501:09:03:06Brin [Levitas]What you guys know is that, from the old man’s name, I
01:08:57:0701:09:01:29Dave [GM]you guys know is that from your history books old man
01:09:05:2201:09:08:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you I know a good barber, and I’ll give you his number.
01:09:09:0201:09:18:20Dave [GM]this thing is do guys really want this guy to die i mean look at that it’s beautiful uh would you just sit in the
01:09:09:2101:09:11:06Steve [Lashara]You mean you’ll give him his digits?
01:09:15:1301:09:23:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]yes he
01:09:15:2901:09:23:05Brin [Levitas]I just realized the focus
01:09:19:1601:09:22:02Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:09:19:2501:09:22:02Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:09:20:0501:09:21:23Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:09:23:1801:09:35:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]cut my tongue off three times in my jaw this is personal now right it doesn’t even hurt
01:09:25:0801:09:26:29Brin [Levitas]No, no. That was true.
01:09:28:2401:09:29:13Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:09:30:1301:09:42:08Dave [GM]for hours before that like at some point you just kind of like uh you know been there done right um so from your history books old man jenkins because you actually did have a really
01:09:31:1701:09:33:14Brin [Levitas]at some point .
01:09:35:0301:09:39:17Brin [Levitas]Then there doesn’t come from your history
01:09:35:0701:09:35:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]anymore
01:09:39:1401:09:48:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m smart. I’m small. I’m smar.
01:09:39:1701:09:47:21Brin [Levitas]and you were part of the family court
01:09:42:0801:09:52:23Dave [GM]good library in old town and you paid to pay attention the school you were part of family old um you know uh so you had to get a good upbringing uh what you did note is
01:09:49:1701:09:55:11Brin [Levitas]so you have to get that good on it. You did know that there were stories
01:09:52:2301:10:00:25Dave [GM]that there were um stories of an adventuring group uh back when pieces of the world were kind
01:09:56:2701:10:08:24Brin [Levitas]and there was you guys
01:10:00:2501:10:07:04Dave [GM]centered around a place called medina and there was an orchard and now that orchard actually is
01:10:02:1401:10:04:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Mm-hmm. And there were
01:10:07:0401:10:13:03Dave [GM]huge now like if you guys look in your actual overworld the orchard is like redwood trees
01:10:08:2401:10:12:19Brin [Levitas]so like
01:10:12:1301:10:14:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]it’s the giant tree area
01:10:14:0101:10:20:01Dave [GM]yeah so like um you did know that there was a person that owned that and the seven deadly sips
01:10:14:0701:10:17:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so like we did know that
01:10:15:1201:10:23:22Brin [Levitas]did know that at some point
01:10:15:2001:10:23:14Steve [Lashara]I didn’t know that there were seven digits at some
01:10:20:0101:10:27:04Dave [GM]has been derived from that um at some point the owner just got bored and and left it to
01:10:20:2901:10:23:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]at some
01:10:27:0401:10:34:01Dave [GM]a flesh golem that was actually running the place um he’s still there and is sitting in his giant
01:10:30:2001:10:37:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]still there and a hobbit I mean a halfling
01:10:33:0701:10:36:09Brin [Levitas]oh yeah
01:10:38:0501:10:38:26Brin [Levitas]well
01:10:38:1101:10:40:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]now that we’re recording this
01:10:39:2201:10:40:26Steve [Lashara]Here come the lawyers.
01:10:40:1901:10:41:27Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:10:40:2901:10:41:18Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:10:41:0501:10:43:23Dave [GM]oh oh halfling halfling
01:10:44:0801:10:45:10Steve [Lashara]Quick, do a deception roll!
01:10:45:0301:10:46:12Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:10:47:0701:10:57:16Dave [GM]but what you do know is that actually was happening at the time and strangely enough his companions in most of his adventures were a tiefling, a dragonborn
01:10:47:1401:10:49:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]what would you go to that back?
01:10:51:0501:11:05:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]and something
01:10:55:0401:10:56:16Brin [Levitas]dragon
01:10:57:0601:11:07:27Brin [Levitas]And when
01:10:57:1601:11:02:21Dave [GM]an orc and a blood hunter
01:11:00:1101:11:00:16Jesse [Father ITYS]one.
01:11:01:2501:11:03:16Steve [Lashara]A drow. That was a drow?
01:11:05:0501:11:07:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]happened when that orc died something
01:11:07:0901:11:08:03Dave [GM]when
01:11:07:1301:11:14:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And when something came up when they
01:11:07:2701:11:15:02Brin [Levitas]they lost one
01:11:09:0901:11:10:26Steve [Lashara]Something broken. inside them.
01:11:13:1801:11:24:07Dave [GM]they lost one of their companions uh he decided that he wasn’t going to let his
01:11:15:0201:11:27:08Brin [Levitas]of their family, so
01:11:24:0701:11:33:03Dave [GM]orc companion die um so there are stories about one of the first people that actually bridged across the void and went to
01:11:27:0801:11:30:28Brin [Levitas]their story was about the bridge.
01:11:33:0301:11:43:13Dave [GM]celestial sphere for demi plane and pulled him back. One of the very first times that a resurrection
01:11:40:0401:11:47:28Brin [Levitas]One of the very first times that resurrection happened, most of the time like that felt
01:11:43:1301:11:49:22Dave [GM]had happened that was years in the making most of the time like that spell can happen it has to be
01:11:46:1501:11:58:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]most of the time friends were
01:11:47:2801:11:59:04Brin [Levitas]happened his friends were along for a ride
01:11:49:2201:11:58:18Dave [GM]within you know seconds of the person dying um this was years later uh his friends were along
01:11:58:1301:12:00:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]along, but if something happened
01:11:58:1801:12:08:01Dave [GM]for a ride the whole time something happened when they came back from the demi plane and And when they came back from the demiplane, things had changed.
01:11:59:0401:12:11:26Brin [Levitas]something happened I don’t
01:11:59:1401:12:13:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Zen was
01:12:04:1101:12:07:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]make that think
01:12:09:0201:12:12:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I don’t know
01:12:11:2601:12:12:02Brin [Levitas]know
01:12:13:1701:12:14:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]in control.
01:12:16:0901:12:27:04Dave [GM]I don’ t know if It Was The Fact That Some of His Friends Didn’t Want To Come Back or If Some Of His Friends didn’t want to go or They Die.
01:12:30:1301:12:31:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it’s not the
01:12:32:2801:12:43:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]ethereal plane is it like they’re not hanging out there like their minds lost there are they
01:12:35:0801:12:38:06Dave [GM]plane. There’s A Lot Of Extra Dimensional Places
01:12:35:2301:12:37:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s different.
01:12:35:2301:12:38:06Brin [Levitas]there’s a lot of extra dimensional places
01:12:43:1801:12:48:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]go there and maybe convince them to come back
01:12:44:0101:12:45:21Steve [Lashara]No, I mean
01:12:44:0201:12:45:20Brin [Levitas]no, I mean
01:12:44:1401:12:46:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s a cool idea.
01:12:48:0701:12:50:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]It is a cool idea.
01:12:48:1401:12:59:22Dave [GM]definitely being controlled but what you are gathering is that one of them
01:12:51:1901:12:54:21Brin [Levitas]but what we’re gathering
01:12:54:0501:12:54:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Dispel
01:12:56:1001:12:59:21Steve [Lashara]one of them
01:12:59:0601:12:59:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m going to sit.
01:12:59:2201:13:02:20Dave [GM]there’s probably more on zen’s side than
01:13:04:2901:13:05:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah.
01:13:05:1701:13:07:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you seem a little demon like
01:13:09:2601:13:21:13Dave [GM]into an extramental plane hellish hellscape maybe your infernal blood boils a little bit more um and
01:13:16:0701:13:25:25Steve [Lashara]my darkness is inward focused
01:13:21:1301:13:22:20Dave [GM]you have a little
01:13:25:1801:13:26:17Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:13:27:2601:13:31:06Steve [Lashara]it’s no parents that’s where my darkness comes from
01:13:28:2401:13:29:13Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:13:29:0301:13:30:02Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:13:32:1101:13:44:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, so uh I have a feeling that well does anyone have any sort of spell that can release someone from a trance
01:13:44:0901:13:55:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]or a control thing? I don’t know what you call that Silence would be great on him yeah maybe that’s a good idea
01:13:47:1401:13:51:11Jesse [Father ITYS]well he said silence maybe one of us can cast silence and
01:13:58:1901:14:03:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]all I can do is just hurt people a lot that’s about all the spells I have.
01:14:02:1901:14:09:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]i don’t have anything like that either what’s it do
01:14:05:0801:14:16:23Brin [Levitas]Yeah, well this quarter staff of warning well i don’t know this it says yeah so so
01:14:09:2001:14:16:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh so maybe use
01:14:12:2801:14:15:25Steve [Lashara]It’s your spider sense. Uh-oh, the lawyers.
01:14:16:2301:14:22:21Brin [Levitas]basically within 30 feet we can’t be surprised
01:14:24:1001:14:35:20Brin [Levitas]except hmm yeah except when incapacitated by something other than non -magical sleep
01:14:35:2001:14:42:20Brin [Levitas]this weapon magically awakens me no that’s just sleep though i donno if that works
01:14:39:1901:14:49:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]put him to sleep that’s a great idea oh i see god won’t
01:14:44:0401:14:47:19Brin [Levitas]it’s if we’re sleeping you will magically awaken us
01:14:49:0601:14:51:25Brin [Levitas]it warns us of danger
01:14:49:2201:14:58:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]put him to sleep no
01:14:55:2201:14:59:22Dave [GM]do you guys want me to no okay fine
01:14:58:2501:15:08:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]thrown out
01:15:00:0301:15:05:19Brin [Levitas]um yes there was a couple magic items that were thrown up
01:15:01:2001:15:06:04Dave [GM]there was a couple of magic items that were thrown out into the street
01:15:06:0401:15:11:04Jesse [Father ITYS]they yeah
01:15:08:2601:15:11:02Brin [Levitas]in the stream
01:15:08:2901:15:14:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]into the street oh yeah okay there were some other things
01:15:09:1501:15:11:26Dave [GM]yes remember when he was asking for bags of folding
01:15:13:1101:15:16:05Brin [Levitas]did anyone list these
01:15:16:1301:15:18:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Usually, you write stuff down in state.
01:15:16:2601:15:26:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, we have a staff of the Magi. Three bags of folding and a hither and thither staff which allows us to teleport in
01:15:17:0801:15:27:26Brin [Levitas]did anybody take some notes oh that’s right so maybe we could use that for some stealthy stuff
01:15:22:1101:15:31:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]there we go or make it appear under him where he’s standing
01:15:29:0701:15:30:17Jesse [Father ITYS]but then we’ve got
01:15:32:1201:15:32:28Brin [Levitas]oh yeah
01:15:34:2401:15:42:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Why don’t we just sing him a lullaby and put him to sleep? Like Fluffy. Never mind.
01:15:35:2201:15:36:08Steve [Lashara]send them into
01:15:37:2201:15:38:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah.
01:15:39:1101:15:39:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]What?
01:15:39:2501:15:41:06Steve [Lashara]Do you have sleep?
01:15:44:0001:15:45:01Steve [Lashara]I got the reference.
01:15:46:0601:15:47:16Steve [Lashara]I was just wondering if you have sleep.
01:15:47:0801:15:51:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No, I don’t. Like I said, the only spells I can…
01:15:47:1601:15:49:11Jesse [Father ITYS]no I have silence
01:15:52:1501:15:56:03Jesse [Father ITYS]uh I don’t know which one of these spells this is the staff
01:15:52:2001:16:01:15Brin [Levitas]so literally direct it’s okay at least i saw
01:15:57:1701:15:58:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Steve
01:15:59:2601:16:02:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Staff of the magi what can we do with this?
01:16:01:1501:16:12:29Brin [Levitas]coming where did it go was it candy i should have opened my mouth right
01:16:01:1801:16:02:26Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:16:01:2801:16:04:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I was like so concentrated to get you
01:16:03:1701:16:04:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Terrible shot.
01:16:05:1601:16:07:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That was good, if I was A for you.
01:16:08:1701:16:09:26Steve [Lashara]Wow, I can do all that?
01:16:09:2501:16:10:28Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah
01:16:13:0001:16:14:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Did something see us?
01:16:15:0101:16:16:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’ll collect that last year.
01:16:16:2301:16:20:03Dave [GM]So, you don’t want to get seen.
01:16:20:1201:16:21:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, okay.
01:16:23:1501:16:29:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well we can still speak to each other wherever we are which is great. I’m going to start getting stealthy.
01:16:29:1501:16:31:17Dave [GM]Okay? Do you guys want to roll a stealth check?
01:16:31:2001:16:37:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Well, I can go hide somewhere with Misty’s step.
01:16:31:2601:16:32:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sure.
01:16:34:2901:16:37:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]I should be able to take an action that makes me
01:16:35:0001:16:42:12Brin [Levitas]with stealth because that’s just, like, no fish there.
01:16:36:1801:16:43:26Dave [GM]You would have… I would roll stealth because that’s going to let you know if you’re going to get there and get hidden without being hurt.
01:16:44:0001:16:44:23Brin [Levitas]For sure.
01:16:44:0401:16:44:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay.
01:16:45:0201:16:46:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m just going to use Nature’s Veil.
01:16:46:2201:16:48:04Jesse [Father ITYS]nature’s
01:16:47:0901:16:48:15Dave [GM]What does Nature’s Veil do?
01:16:47:2101:16:48:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Crap!
01:16:48:1201:16:59:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]As a bonus, well… I guess it has to be during initiative, huh? As a Bonus Action you can magically become invisible along with any equipment you are wearing or carrying until the start of your next turn
01:16:52:2401:16:53:06Dave [GM]No?
01:16:59:2201:17:05:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Or vanish You can hide action as a Bonus Act Good point
01:17:00:2001:17:06:09Brin [Levitas]is that silent or is that…
01:17:02:2201:17:05:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, but… I don’t see what we’re saying.
01:17:02:2901:17:05:23Jesse [Father ITYS]well you can get away
01:17:03:1601:17:07:23Dave [GM]Does that make you silent, or is that just visual?
01:17:09:1401:17:14:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, I think it’s just visual So we’ll do Stealthy
01:17:11:2601:17:18:01Dave [GM]higher level with a lot of these monsters, remember they have like Tremor Sense and they have True Sight. They have a lot things that
01:17:14:0001:17:17:28Brin [Levitas]they had a lot of things to add.
01:17:17:0001:17:17:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sure
01:17:19:1001:17:19:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Right
01:17:19:2801:17:21:12Dave [GM]wouldn’t see in lower levels.
01:17:21:1001:17:23:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well, I’ll take it 22 on stealth
01:17:23:1301:17:27:08Dave [GM]Yes, okay. You will never be heard until we get initiative.
01:17:26:2101:17:27:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Whoa
01:17:27:2601:17:32:21Brin [Levitas]Okay, now we’re going to show you how much stuff we all need
01:17:31:0201:17:34:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Are we all rolling for this? We’re just all rolling.
01:17:41:2801:17:42:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Fine.
01:17:44:1501:17:52:04Steve [Lashara]Old Man Jenkins, you can’t be singing. when you’re trying to sneak oh gray mare she ain’t what’s used
01:17:47:1501:17:49:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Those metal boots you got on
01:17:47:2801:17:49:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m sorry.
01:17:54:1301:17:55:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Jezebel!
01:17:55:1701:18:03:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]So no one, Jesse or it is you don’t have any sort of dispel.
01:17:56:0201:17:57:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Anyone get that reference?
01:18:02:1501:18:04:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, that interfered with
01:18:04:2801:18:06:22Brin [Levitas]Why don’t you roll that one more time?
01:18:06:2401:18:07:16Dave [GM]it was it
01:18:08:1301:18:10:10Brin [Levitas]This pink cord That doesn’t belong to me
01:18:09:1401:18:15:19Jesse [Father ITYS]Obviously not Do we still have Bless on us and stuff we get another roll well
01:18:14:0501:18:18:04Dave [GM]you guys drink your luck like that you guys had so many things to drink
01:18:14:1801:18:19:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have it all right in here.
01:18:19:0601:18:21:12Jesse [Father ITYS]We drank it before we got sucked into the…
01:18:20:2901:18:22:08Dave [GM]so you still have
01:18:22:1901:18:24:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I used my luck last time
01:18:24:0401:18:26:22Dave [GM]and everyone is long rested everyone’s in perfect
01:18:26:2301:18:27:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Yay!
01:18:28:1101:18:30:15Jesse [Father ITYS]No healing for you. Okay, well this dice was fine.
01:18:30:1801:18:31:07Dave [GM]this
01:18:31:0701:18:34:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Wait, so all my spell sauce are available too?
01:18:33:2901:18:34:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, okay.
01:18:34:0701:18:34:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, okay.
01:18:34:1501:18:42:05Dave [GM]them yeah you long rested um so the the time to try the one that you could have been addicted to would probably would have been right
01:18:37:0101:18:40:26Brin [Levitas]So, the time to try the one that you’re going to take it to.
01:18:39:2001:18:50:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So can
01:18:43:2101:18:44:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Ah!
01:18:44:2301:18:46:05Brin [Levitas]Do you want this?
01:18:44:2401:18:49:25Dave [GM]you guys could have ben addicted and you would have been completely healed so just fyi
01:18:50:1201:18:54:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I chug real quick the Gluttonous and then the Slothful Amber?
01:18:56:1801:18:57:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Gluttonous?
01:18:56:2601:19:01:24Dave [GM]slam those slam those things is there any of them they give
01:19:00:0301:19:03:24Brin [Levitas]Is there any of them they can be advantageous on set?
01:19:00:0601:19:01:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, there’s a text.
01:19:01:2401:19:08:28Dave [GM]you advantage on checks i would know i sent it
01:19:01:2501:19:02:02Jesse [Father ITYS]on
01:19:06:0201:19:06:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]You would know.
01:19:06:0401:19:12:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have it right here. That’s where I’m big in on them.
01:19:13:0801:19:14:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]The old group chat though.
01:19:14:2601:19:15:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, the old one.
01:19:17:0601:19:18:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have that right there.
01:19:20:0501:19:23:03Jesse [Father ITYS]that just creates a passage straight through that hither structure.
01:19:22:2701:19:25:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]One that has better check-on things you said?
01:19:26:2201:19:34:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m also going to drink a greedy well, I’m not going to drink it yet but I’m going to have greedy malted porter on the side for myself
01:19:34:2901:19:44:18Dave [GM]you know like i actually see this like like jenkins you look like one of those hipster like people that like straight up would be
01:19:35:0301:19:41:03Jesse [Father ITYS]and will do 16 times however many they can go through it
01:19:35:0601:19:44:05Brin [Levitas]You know like I actually see this but like Jake and both are the people that .
01:19:42:0401:19:49:19Jesse [Father ITYS]in a 30 -foot radius.
01:19:42:2901:19:44:11Steve [Lashara]who are straight up.
01:19:44:1801:19:50:28Dave [GM]in town right now hitting a bar so like i’m actually going to give you like advantage
01:19:46:1401:19:47:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that’s what I’m doing
01:19:47:0101:19:48:19Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:19:47:1701:19:51:13Brin [Levitas]I’m actually just going to be worried that it’s like, hey, you want
01:19:51:1601:19:54:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, I feel like you should go into that.
01:19:55:2801:20:07:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]it’s that haircut man where is that i know you sent
01:19:58:1701:19:58:24Dave [GM]mean
01:20:07:1401:20:19:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so there’s envious pinot red which would probably help it expands sensations and feelings of ecstasy ignore that part gives advantage on insight medicine perception and survival checks
01:20:16:2201:20:17:09Jesse [Father ITYS]It will not!
01:20:20:0501:20:20:24Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:20:20:1401:20:23:01Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:20:24:0901:20:29:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so that could be it’s true sight for 8 hours however you can go find it
01:20:31:0001:20:32:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but that won’t matter
01:20:34:1301:20:41:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m going to chug that Envious Pinot Red I mean, I’m having everything
01:20:41:0801:20:41:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Great.
01:20:41:0901:20:42:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]You’re drinking it all.
01:20:42:1401:20:44:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]heck yeah I’m just going for it why not
01:20:43:1101:20:47:01Steve [Lashara]at old man Jenkins, and he’s just like
01:20:48:0201:20:49:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Everyone has two of each, yes.
01:20:50:1501:20:54:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I drank one luck last time so I’m out of that
01:20:55:2601:21:00:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]slothful amber I just chugged some greedy no, and I’m saving that
01:21:02:1701:21:08:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but I am I am chugging the Envious Pinot Red so I have True Sight now
01:21:11:1901:21:20:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah. So it’s quite a hard outsider.
01:21:12:2601:21:20:26Steve [Lashara]just quick, the current outsider.
01:21:13:0501:21:15:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So That gives me
01:21:17:2601:21:20:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]So quick, hard apple cider
01:21:18:0901:21:25:10Dave [GM]just as a quick the hard apple cider gives you one luck point so one look point means that you can re-roll a bad roll
01:21:18:1001:21:20:26Brin [Levitas]quick the hard apple cider
01:21:21:0201:21:41:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]So, one of the things that we’re going to do is
01:21:22:1101:21:26:07Jesse [Father ITYS]The one more point will have to go
01:21:25:1001:21:30:13Dave [GM]so if you roll like a d20 and it ends up being like a two you can reroll and the new
01:21:31:0501:21:33:20Brin [Levitas]Yeah that’s what I wrote down, that I drink the rum and the cider.
01:21:34:1501:21:44:20Steve [Lashara]So that for one quarter it increases your movement by 2x.
01:21:38:1101:21:49:24Dave [GM]for one hour you get it increases your movement by 2x you can run jump swim climb etc for one hours double the so you’re doubling your time
01:21:42:1901:21:44:02Chris [Jock Bjorn].
01:21:44:0301:22:04:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No, that’s
01:21:44:0801:21:57:12Jesse [Father ITYS]but they turn
01:21:45:1401:21:47:28Steve [Lashara]Run jump in line with a double.
01:21:49:2401:22:01:19Dave [GM]there but then you get obviously the bad side of that at the end um the taran brandy i would recommend you guys hang on to that because that gives you six spell slots back
01:21:51:0601:21:58:20Steve [Lashara]But then if you turn directly to
01:21:57:0901:21:58:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nope.
01:22:04:2001:22:06:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The Greedy Malton Porter
01:22:07:0301:22:07:06Dave [GM]Yeah.
01:22:08:2801:22:16:07Dave [GM]The Sangrio Rosé it removes inhibitions so if you want to use that with whatever
01:22:09:2201:22:10:07Chris [Jock Bjorn].
01:22:19:0701:22:21:27Dave [GM]making user selfish and straightforward causing arousal
01:22:23:0101:22:24:29Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:22:23:1201:22:28:12Dave [GM]while mildly improving physical skills plus three to strength dexterity charisma and constitution
01:22:28:1201:22:39:22Dave [GM]all effects last one hour um envious pinar red that gives you advantage on insight medicine perception and survival checks true sight for eight hours
01:22:33:2801:22:44:19Jesse [Father ITYS]That gives you advantage of the inside. That is a surprise
01:22:37:1401:22:38:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I already checked that.
01:22:38:1901:22:51:02Brin [Levitas]yourself yeah that’s
01:22:40:0501:22:41:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’ll do that one, too.
01:22:43:0501:22:50:02Dave [GM]the pride port rum uh after which gives you disadvantage on all ability checks
01:22:44:1901:22:48:20Jesse [Father ITYS]to give you advantage
01:22:50:0501:22:51:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]All right, Drake.
01:22:51:0201:23:02:29Brin [Levitas]the one i agree okay so that you get advantage okay great so I did 16 so I’m okay then
01:22:51:1201:23:01:17Dave [GM]okay so that you get advantage on rolling stealth yeah you’re good but i mean if you
01:22:52:0101:22:53:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s the danger one.
01:22:57:0401:22:58:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]but she doesn’t need it
01:23:01:1701:23:05:24Dave [GM]want to roll another one and see if it’s better then that’s what advantage is yeah go for it did
01:23:02:2901:23:10:20Brin [Levitas]go for it way better
01:23:07:0401:23:09:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]not drink 6 but I did drink 5, 7 and 1
01:23:12:0901:23:13:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’ve drank it before
01:23:13:1501:23:22:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]have the
01:23:13:1801:23:17:27Dave [GM]gonna i can i make just a quick house rule i would say you can have three
01:23:15:0201:23:15:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s intense
01:23:19:0001:23:19:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s probably gonna
01:23:22:0601:23:26:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Hard Apple Slothful and then the NBS is my friend.
01:23:26:2201:23:37:09Dave [GM]and then the dwarven whiskey is the last one and i mean you could have chatted zen up about this for hours guys um he’s he’s the one that made all these
01:23:28:2701:23:38:26Brin [Levitas]and he has some fine tastes
01:23:38:1901:23:44:26Dave [GM]it causes cockiness and boastfulness gives resistance to bludgeoning, piercing slashing damage advantage on strength checks
01:23:47:2101:23:50:28Dave [GM]okay so now with the sneaky music we have going on
01:23:48:0701:23:55:23Steve [Lashara]Did you drink
01:23:51:2301:23:52:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
01:23:52:2301:23:59:19Dave [GM]um now that most of you guys are pretty stealthful uh you do have your wings
01:23:55:2301:24:06:18Steve [Lashara]Red Bull? I didn’t hear you.
01:23:56:0401:24:00:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Do I have mine?
01:24:01:1101:24:02:05Dave [GM]what was that?
01:24:01:2601:24:02:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I have my wings.
01:24:03:1601:24:05:02Dave [GM]uh you have fly
01:24:05:2701:24:07:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, but I have wings.
01:24:07:0201:24:07:06Jesse [Father ITYS]a mic.
01:24:08:1401:24:16:07Brin [Levitas]I like
01:24:08:2401:24:09:25Steve [Lashara]That’s what gives you weight.
01:24:08:2401:24:12:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, I have wings. Dragon Wings.
01:24:11:1201:24:20:10Jesse [Father ITYS]I am quite
01:24:14:0901:24:15:14Steve [Lashara]Such a weird human.
01:24:20:2401:24:21:23Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:24:21:0701:24:26:21Steve [Lashara]Ever since he got that cut, the ladies can’t keep their hands off it. They can’t.
01:24:21:2401:24:26:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I am quite handsome now. Ladies can’t stay away.
01:24:26:0601:24:27:28Brin [Levitas]damn that beer it’s looking good
01:24:26:1501:24:27:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]What does TrueSight give us?
01:24:29:1401:24:33:05Dave [GM]is basically you can see through any magical
01:24:33:0501:24:43:17Dave [GM]like so if someone casts invisibility you can seethrough yeah um
01:24:38:1101:24:43:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Got it. Okay, do I perceive anything now that I’ve got TrueSite on? Does anything change?
01:24:43:1701:24:54:07Dave [GM]not in the immediate area but there are things that are close within this
01:24:45:2701:24:46:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Got it
01:24:52:1901:24:54:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, we need to start doing this.
01:24:54:0701:25:01:20Dave [GM]like they don’t have dark vision so They’re going to have to be within 10 feet to be able to see you.
01:24:57:2601:24:59:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]The fire
01:25:00:2401:25:05:21Steve [Lashara]Are those just zombies?
01:25:01:1401:25:03:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]All right So what are those things
01:25:06:1401:25:10:21Dave [GM]These, those would be flesh golems?
01:25:12:1901:25:13:22Steve [Lashara]Potato-potato.
01:25:14:1601:25:25:01Dave [GM]Well, not really. They’re kind of like zombies on steroids. Like Zen’s taking the time to like really stitch these things together
01:25:20:1401:25:21:19Steve [Lashara]Still zombies.
01:25:26:1401:25:31:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, let’s start this thing. I’m ready to kill!
01:25:29:1801:25:37:28Jesse [Father ITYS]okay it sounds like we need to get into the city pretty quick right um so i have
01:25:33:0001:25:34:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Let’s get into the city.
01:25:38:0201:25:45:14Jesse [Father ITYS]a cool staff that was given to us by some of our friends in the city before everything um and uh
01:25:45:1401:25:53:05Jesse [Father ITYS]i can basically cast invisibility
01:25:47:0901:25:47:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]the tree?
01:25:55:1301:25:58:16Dave [GM]just as you’re pulling out your hither-thither staff
01:25:56:2201:25:57:23Steve [Lashara]do it
01:25:58:0401:26:00:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That hand is getting pretty close.
01:26:01:1301:26:10:11Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m talking okay well The whole plan’s ruined. Sorry, guys.
01:26:01:1801:26:03:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]It doesn’t grab it, does it?
01:26:02:2201:26:03:28Steve [Lashara]one two three blah
01:26:04:1801:26:05:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]A little handsy there.
01:26:06:0301:26:08:23Steve [Lashara]that’s because of that beard
01:26:10:0201:26:10:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, it’s not ruined.
01:26:11:2901:26:13:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s a hand stomp on it.
01:26:12:2501:26:17:21Dave [GM]Everything from the fire this way… Roll initiative.
01:26:20:0701:26:30:04Steve [Lashara]and we’re doing the group initiative plus whatever my initiative bonus is sixteen
01:26:21:2601:26:24:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait, are we… Okay, so I got a 10.
01:26:22:2301:26:23:08Dave [GM]Group.
01:26:23:2801:26:29:20Brin [Levitas]Oh, oh dear.
01:26:30:1401:26:31:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]So 26.
01:26:32:2401:26:33:10Jesse [Father ITYS]15?
01:26:33:1701:26:33:25Dave [GM]Oh.
01:26:33:2601:26:34:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]so
01:26:33:2901:26:35:24Brin [Levitas]I got a nine.
01:26:37:0401:26:37:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]41
01:26:38:0201:26:40:29Dave [GM]Is that adding your bonus?
01:26:41:0701:26:43:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]what’d you get 9? we’re at 50
01:26:43:1001:26:47:05Brin [Levitas]Wait is this the bonus one? Do I roll this for the bonus?
01:26:44:2001:26:48:03Steve [Lashara]it’s plus four no your initiative
01:26:47:1901:26:48:18Jesse [Father ITYS]She got a three.
01:26:48:0301:26:57:17Steve [Lashara]is plus four and it looks like you have advantage on it anyway so you should roll again old man
01:26:50:2601:26:52:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]54 plus 3 is oh
01:26:53:0301:26:55:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So technically I got a 1
01:26:53:0401:26:53:09Brin [Levitas]Oh!
01:26:57:1701:27:25:13Steve [Lashara]jenkins you just uh not coming in clutch oh yeah that’s right i’m
01:26:58:1401:27:02:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]because my initiative for some reason is negative 2 I don’t know why.
01:27:01:1701:27:02:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]that’s right I forgot about that
01:27:02:0201:27:07:09Dave [GM]well i’m going to i’m gonna let your negative one get overruled by the negative one that
01:27:07:2801:27:09:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Well, it’s not a negative one. It’s one.
01:27:11:1501:27:13:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, we just knock each other out.
01:27:12:0401:27:18:15Dave [GM]i’ll let those i like this yeah i’ll love them i will give you guys
01:27:12:1401:27:14:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]so we’re first then is what you’re saying
01:27:19:0901:27:29:00Dave [GM]a surprise round because you did win the initiative order even though the hand got a little handsy with Idios. Because everyone’s looking
01:27:25:1301:27:36:13Steve [Lashara]looking about normal I’m just normal.
01:27:30:2401:27:35:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]that’s true I do have freshly washed hair and a smell of sea water
01:27:33:0701:27:38:06Brin [Levitas]They have zen tendencies, some zendencies.
01:27:34:1201:27:35:29Dave [GM]you’re saved the world but
01:27:38:0701:27:42:06Dave [GM]some Zendencies I’m just telling you you don’t want to get rid of this guy
01:27:42:0501:27:48:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay Do we want to try and stealthily kill all this stuff, or are we trying to get away?
01:27:45:0101:27:47:05Brin [Levitas]He clipped my wings, he’s going down.
01:27:49:2001:27:55:18Dave [GM]that is up to you, I mean initiative’s not going to end until things are dead and there are three things in initiative right now
01:27:55:1501:27:59:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Only three things. Awesome. Let’s do this. Almost four.
01:27:55:2601:27:57:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]one gives you the two actions.
01:27:58:1401:28:00:26Dave [GM]and but if anything gets past the fire
01:27:59:2201:28:01:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Slothful Amber gives you two actiones.
01:28:01:2101:28:13:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, so we’re all going now. Is it worth formulating a plan together? Guys, do an all-out frontal attack, or do we just take a turn each first?
01:28:13:2501:28:23:26Dave [GM]You guys decide, so I mean it depends on like if you want to have him do a protection spell just… If you guys just go through it real quick and say I’m going to do this
01:28:14:0401:28:21:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]You guys have 10 of them. Four minutes after four, you guys…
01:28:14:2001:28:26:00Brin [Levitas]good side. So it depends on like if you want to tap in and protect yourself. You guys just go through the way I’m going to say, I’m gonna do this. I’m not gonna let me turn any regard.
01:28:17:2201:28:21:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No, no. The Porter is the…
01:28:22:0501:28:27:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh. I thought that one was two spells.
01:28:23:1901:28:25:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I don’t know what the Porter is.
01:28:23:2601:28:28:26Dave [GM]I’m not going to hold any regard on who is going in what order Just everyone needs to go
01:28:26:1401:28:28:13Brin [Levitas]Just everyone.
01:28:27:0001:28:34:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay okay so the most thing that i’m good at is shooting
01:28:34:0601:28:46:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]people probably the hand
01:28:36:2401:28:37:13Steve [Lashara]There’s
01:28:38:1701:28:41:13Steve [Lashara]Flesh Glolum Over to your left
01:28:39:2901:28:44:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Because we had that one last time.
01:28:41:1301:28:51:20Steve [Lashara]And I
01:28:42:2001:28:50:29Dave [GM]There’s Flesh Golem to your left Your right And there is A hand that is Slowly creeping up Idiot’s thigh
01:28:43:1401:28:50:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, Cyclic- oh i’m saving that for later once i spend this I’m going to drink that and get sick.
01:28:44:1601:28:49:29Brin [Levitas]right hand, a hand that is slowly keeping up.
01:28:50:0001:28:55:14Jesse [Father ITYS]I thought we drank that last time.
01:28:51:2001:28:59:06Steve [Lashara]never would admit it But I’m slightly jealous of that hand
01:28:53:1801:28:54:03Dave [GM]Almost
01:28:55:1901:29:04:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh and he’s not and he’S NOT moving an inch oh there’s a love thing going on now what’s going
01:28:58:2601:28:59:15Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:29:00:1401:29:01:28Jesse [Father ITYS]How was Annie? OK.
01:29:03:0501:29:09:01Steve [Lashara]No No one knows I did not put that in the group chat
01:29:04:1401:29:05:13Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:29:05:0401:29:06:02Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:29:05:0501:29:06:22Brin [Levitas]No one does!
01:29:08:1901:29:09:08Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:29:08:2901:29:09:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:29:09:2801:29:11:06Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:29:11:0901:29:13:13Dave [GM]File that away, send to self
01:29:12:2401:29:13:13Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:29:13:0501:29:14:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh jeez.
01:29:14:0301:29:23:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay so do you guys understand what’s doing we’re all in initiative together working to take a turn all at the same time these are gonna do our own different actions
01:29:16:1001:29:17:06Jesse [Father ITYS]No sorry.
01:29:23:0901:29:29:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]So we just need to coordinate real quick what the best plan of attack is. Currently, there are three things in initiative with us.
01:29:30:0901:29:39:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]So if you want to put like a protection spell on all of us right now and then I can take an arrow out and blast someone with that or…
01:29:38:2301:29:49:15Brin [Levitas]yeah i have a long bow too that does pretty decently the 150 range so maybe
01:29:40:1701:29:42:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]She’s got Longbow too? Sweet!
01:29:45:0101:29:47:25Dave [GM]That’s all I’m going to say So you don’t want to disintegrate
01:29:45:1201:29:50:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]magic missile.
01:29:45:2601:29:46:29Jesse [Father ITYS]we’re still kind of hiding
01:29:49:1501:29:53:17Brin [Levitas]so those of us that wrote rolled the best style should probably
01:29:53:1701:30:03:13Brin [Levitas]i don’t know get somewhere right so good
01:29:54:2901:29:57:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, that’s true because we’re still pretty sneaky.
01:29:58:0201:30:02:26Dave [GM]It’s only going up his thigh so you guys could get somewhere
01:30:02:2101:30:10:26Steve [Lashara]good luck toss him some nail clippers
01:30:03:1301:30:06:08Brin [Levitas]luck see ya
01:30:06:1101:30:12:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay. Well, we got to hurry because time’s ticking.
01:30:10:2601:30:20:13Steve [Lashara]I don’t think I rolled for stealth
01:30:12:1801:30:19:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m thinking we could. Yeah.
01:30:13:1201:30:17:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So I mean like, do we even need to fight these guys? Can you just ditch them and go through the real thing?
01:30:17:0601:30:20:03Jesse [Father ITYS]that’s what we’re gonna i think we should try and do is sneak past him
01:30:20:1301:30:29:12Steve [Lashara]so I’ll stay and help the religious guy his lord knows he needs it
01:30:27:2601:30:28:07Jesse [Father ITYS]we doing
01:30:30:0301:30:30:19Jesse [Father ITYS]stay
01:30:30:1101:30:33:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What my question is. Is Old Man Jenkins grew up in this town?
01:30:31:1801:30:33:15Steve [Lashara]Because you’re getting felt up by the hand.
01:30:33:1101:30:35:21Jesse [Father ITYS]oh I’m gonna mace it
01:30:34:0001:30:43:05Dave [GM]give me 10 or 11 below 10 or11 above someone giveme tell me an 8 okay tell me so
01:30:36:2001:30:39:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I live in…
01:30:39:1901:30:40:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]it’s an eight
01:30:42:2301:30:53:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay cool so we need to get inside we need to get close
01:30:43:0501:30:47:29Dave [GM]if i roll below 11 okay you’re lucky
01:30:46:2301:30:48:07Steve [Lashara]That’s not below it.
01:30:53:2601:30:58:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]to the devil man at least within range to cast silence on him.
01:30:57:0201:31:00:08Brin [Levitas]So our goal is to take him out. This is what we’re trying
01:30:57:1701:30:59:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Isn’t this Old Man Jenkin’s town?
01:31:01:0401:31:09:17Jesse [Father ITYS]uh sort of yeah we want to silence him or something because he’s kind of in control sounds like we don’t necessarily want to kill them though
01:31:01:1301:31:02:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He’s our first guy.
01:31:03:2901:31:12:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This is my town. I know it really well. Do I know, like, a way in? I mean, do I know any sewer way in or something?
01:31:10:0201:31:17:21Jesse [Father ITYS]but our friends you said well we probably don’t wanna kill them
01:31:11:0501:31:14:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m pretty stealthy right now so i could get in
01:31:12:0001:31:15:15Brin [Levitas]yeah I have 26
01:31:15:1601:31:17:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh i don’t think
01:31:18:1401:31:24:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]if there was a way to knock them out of it i think they might stop
01:31:26:0101:31:31:21Jesse [Father ITYS]of them probably is probably in control over them, Lawrence so if we stop him
01:31:28:0601:31:28:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The stairs?
01:31:30:1701:31:32:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Let me just fuck up the stairs.
01:31:31:2101:31:32:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]silence him
01:31:33:2001:31:39:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]yep you want to use that wand to get us into the gates or something
01:31:34:0701:31:45:18Jesse [Father ITYS]I can get us up there I gotta get this thing off my leg real quick though and I’m just gonna try
01:31:44:1601:31:48:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Just teleport us all over to that staircase.
01:31:47:1401:31:55:20Jesse [Father ITYS]I have something latched onto me I have heavy armor on it thankfully so
01:31:48:0301:31:50:08Dave [GM]It has officially gotten to your codpiece.
01:31:48:2901:32:00:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]a chastity
01:31:54:2101:31:56:19Dave [GM]For a man of faith,
01:31:55:0701:31:56:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]being kind of big
01:31:55:2901:31:57:08Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:31:59:1401:32:03:14Jesse [Father ITYS]i have a chastity belt on it is thick okay
01:32:00:0601:32:10:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]belt i’m sure it’s already been homebrew I’m sure it exists
01:32:01:1801:32:02:26Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:32:01:2501:32:04:27Brin [Levitas]Thanks! I really hope that you can do that.
01:32:01:2701:32:07:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I really hope that you have a very fun
01:32:02:2201:32:05:10Dave [GM]I really hope we can homebrew that sometime
01:32:04:2401:32:06:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:32:05:0401:32:06:02Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:32:05:0401:32:06:12Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:32:07:0101:32:09:08Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:32:09:0401:32:11:05Steve [Lashara]It’s like minus 10 to charisma.
01:32:10:1701:32:14:22Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:32:10:1801:32:20:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]I swear this never happened
01:32:10:2301:32:11:08Jesse [Father ITYS]um
01:32:11:0601:32:11:25Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:32:13:1301:32:14:22Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:32:14:1701:32:16:25Dave [GM]As a barbarian you can never rage.
01:32:16:0601:32:28:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Well, first
01:32:17:2401:32:28:16Brin [Levitas]Well first
01:32:18:1901:32:27:13Jesse [Father ITYS]oh my gosh um
01:32:19:2501:32:22:02Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:32:20:0501:32:21:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:32:20:0501:32:21:03Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:32:23:2201:32:27:08Dave [GM]Just not hot-blooded which I can see hideous is just
01:32:27:1301:32:36:16Jesse [Father ITYS]well first it sounds like before i do anything at least i need to hit this i need to get this thing off my leg because i’m stuck here so i’m gonna take a swing at with my mace.
01:32:32:0101:32:38:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay you work on that we get a surprise attack too
01:32:37:2301:32:39:29Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:32:37:2401:32:42:15Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m going to try not to disrupt anything with a bright spell, I’m just gonna…
01:32:40:2801:32:43:11Dave [GM]Go ahead and roll your attack.
01:32:47:0801:32:50:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Uh… I have some sort of advantage on this. Oh.
01:32:52:0301:32:53:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Well it’s a 13 and then I can roll again.
01:32:56:0601:32:56:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
01:32:57:0401:32:58:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s just a hand.
01:32:58:1401:33:00:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Well I don’t know what tomato is.
01:33:00:0801:33:04:14Dave [GM]but what you do notice is its like a teenage girl’s hand
01:33:04:1001:33:05:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Hurry!
01:33:05:1001:33:05:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Gosh.
01:33:05:2101:33:07:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hurry! Get it off you!
01:33:05:2501:33:07:23Steve [Lashara]The jealousy spikes.
01:33:08:0901:33:14:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Just get it off, dude.
01:33:09:0801:33:11:06Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:33:10:2801:33:13:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Police start playing in the background.
01:33:12:2101:33:16:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Hurry! Just get it off and let’s move on. It’s off right? We’re done?
01:33:12:2401:33:17:28Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:33:14:1201:33:15:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:33:16:0601:33:18:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Just pick it up and throw it.
01:33:16:1401:33:22:08Brin [Levitas]a secret secret fantasies
01:33:16:2301:33:17:13Dave [GM]Okay roll damage
01:33:16:2401:33:17:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay roll damage.
01:33:19:0901:33:19:22Jesse [Father ITYS]Gosh.
01:33:20:0201:33:32:01Steve [Lashara]Toss it toward the time bubble that explains all of
01:33:25:2901:33:27:29Dave [GM]an idios dreamed about this
01:33:26:1701:33:27:15Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:33:27:1401:33:35:27Brin [Levitas]he was secretly catholic priest
01:33:29:0301:33:30:21Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:33:32:0101:33:36:07Steve [Lashara]the rage that he has when he builds up his church and
01:33:35:2501:33:37:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:33:35:2901:33:46:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Five okay You make it
01:33:36:1901:33:38:07Jesse [Father ITYS]here let me try your little uh
01:33:40:0201:33:41:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]You’re rolling again.
01:33:41:1001:33:42:11Steve [Lashara]Yeah, you got 2d6.
01:33:42:0201:33:43:17Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah that’s fine
01:33:43:1301:33:54:25Dave [GM]so you take your maze and kind of swaddle back a little bit and just take a swing at your own cod piece. And you hit,
01:33:46:1501:33:48:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And kind of
01:33:46:2201:33:47:08Jesse [Father ITYS]without
01:33:50:0801:33:51:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, oh.
01:33:52:1901:33:56:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Hit and hit
01:33:54:0901:33:59:21Steve [Lashara]It is just a hand.
01:33:54:2901:33:57:19Dave [GM]and it just splatters right in the ground.
01:33:57:0201:33:58:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Ew gross
01:33:59:1001:34:00:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]It is just a hang.
01:33:59:2701:34:02:19Jesse [Father ITYS]teenage girl hand those can be clingy okay they can be
01:34:04:0101:34:05:15Steve [Lashara]Speaking from experience.
01:34:04:2401:34:07:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:34:05:1301:34:07:20Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:34:05:1701:34:16:15Jesse [Father ITYS]But I have more actions but we have to I just had to get free before we were like We’re going to teleport and go out of here
01:34:05:2201:34:06:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
01:34:07:2501:34:09:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]He took his action.
01:34:09:2101:34:30:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]well he technically he has to you chose
01:34:15:1901:34:19:01Dave [GM]You guys, I mean this is no turn-based. Chris if you want to shoot go.
01:34:18:0401:34:18:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah
01:34:20:0601:34:28:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]well if I shoot, I come out of stealth though don’t I? Oh no I forgot about this
01:34:20:1301:34:22:13Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t think we should cause a scene
01:34:26:1801:34:34:02Dave [GM]um the uh yeah well i mean the hands
01:34:29:1801:34:32:03Steve [Lashara]That’s a juicy hand.
01:34:30:0701:34:34:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the one
01:34:33:0701:34:34:01Steve [Lashara]Really?
01:34:33:2201:34:36:16Brin [Levitas]well manicured
01:34:34:1101:34:45:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you chose the one that goes on forever this
01:34:35:0501:34:37:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]each finger is exploding
01:34:36:1601:35:15:02Brin [Levitas]well -lotioned. She was prepared back
01:34:37:0201:34:39:29Steve [Lashara]Yeah, each finger falling off.
01:34:38:1001:34:40:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Well, lotion Oh no
01:34:41:1901:34:42:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay
01:34:43:2001:34:50:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m stealthy so I’m going to go up right behind that one and do my beautiful
01:34:48:2101:34:49:04Jesse [Father ITYS]What?
01:34:50:1801:35:02:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Wait No, we’re just gonna sneak into the city We’ll just bypass all We’ll still Just get in there Okay Here, we’re going to use the hither and thither staff. We’re goingと open a portal here and we’re gonna come over here where there’s a break in the wall
01:34:54:0901:34:55:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]like can we just sneak into
01:34:57:2101:34:59:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]alright let’s do it
01:35:01:1601:35:02:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]great
01:35:02:1501:35:03:04Jesse [Father ITYS]because of the tree.
01:35:03:0701:35:11:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]should go over there but there’s there stairs right then there are stairs right there
01:35:05:2001:35:12:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]now that’s a wall there are stairs There are stairs right there.
01:35:07:0001:35:07:20Jesse [Father ITYS]It’s a wall!
01:35:07:1301:35:09:29Steve [Lashara]Yeah, this how tall are the walls
01:35:11:0401:35:22:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, but they’ll see us probably. Here we can sneak into the city. Look, look, look. We can cast Portal here, Portal there. We can get there. We can catch another portal wherever we want within the city, okay?
01:35:21:1601:35:26:23Dave [GM]you do a strength saving throw chris also
01:35:22:0401:35:30:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]come on because
01:35:27:1701:35:31:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]We’re out of our… I was ready! You should have casted it.
01:35:27:2401:35:28:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Listen to me!
01:35:30:0801:35:40:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]there’s a guy right there who we want to kill? We come over here, if we go through here, we have to go through two people
01:35:31:0801:35:34:19Jesse [Father ITYS]She is trying to go up the stairs! We’re just gonna sneak in over here!
01:35:36:0701:35:40:08Jesse [Father ITYS]You’re not coming with us through the fun tunnel. That’s what I’m calling it.
01:35:39:2901:35:46:20Brin [Levitas]Two people to get to him. All of a sudden, you’re here for this one.
01:35:40:0001:35:40:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Fun tunnel?
01:35:40:1901:35:50:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]to get to him. I got what am I this and then plus something? What am I rolling for?
01:35:41:1701:35:45:11Dave [GM]All of a sudden, he’s… Teenage girl’s hand is on him
01:35:43:1701:35:44:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Shite.
01:35:48:2401:35:49:16Dave [GM]The what?
01:35:48:2901:35:49:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:35:52:0801:35:54:08Steve [Lashara]Reminds you of the circus. You went to one time
01:35:53:2201:35:55:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Do I plus anything on that?
01:35:54:2301:35:55:28Jesse [Father ITYS]I’ve never felt this way.
01:35:55:0401:36:05:16Brin [Levitas]Alright, well,
01:35:55:1601:35:56:24Steve [Lashara]the carnival
01:35:56:2801:35:59:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]I got a 7. It’s not very good.
01:36:00:2701:36:01:26Dave [GM]You’re grappled.
01:36:01:0201:36:04:29Jesse [Father ITYS]Dang it, get out of here!
01:36:02:1001:36:14:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Strength I don’t have a strength on here. Oh, it’s right there. So I got 12.
01:36:05:0101:36:06:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Alright, well then, I’m just…
01:36:06:2301:36:07:17Steve [Lashara]him with us let’s go
01:36:07:1701:36:09:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, bring him with us.
01:36:07:1701:36:25:03Steve [Lashara]so I’m
01:36:07:2101:36:10:10Brin [Levitas]Okay. You’re going to be on fire and…
01:36:07:2701:36:09:11Dave [GM]Your strength modifier
01:36:11:2801:36:13:07Dave [GM]You are a plus one.
01:36:12:0301:36:22:05Brin [Levitas]I isolate
01:36:16:2901:36:18:22Dave [GM]17. You’re both grappled.
01:36:18:1801:36:24:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, I’m gonna just put my shotgun right up to its head and pull the trigger.
01:36:21:0501:36:22:10Jesse [Father ITYS]She’s got to get into the city.
01:36:21:0701:36:23:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I blame you directly by this.
01:36:23:1501:36:24:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, this is bullshit.
01:36:25:0301:36:29:11Steve [Lashara]staying close to you but I do toss out my pokeball
01:36:27:0801:36:28:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]16 to hit.
01:36:28:0601:36:32:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay You guys go with your hither scissor staff over there. I’m going over there!
01:36:32:2401:36:33:16Jesse [Father ITYS]we’re going in
01:36:33:1301:36:35:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Does Grapple disadvantage me at all?
01:36:33:2901:36:35:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m gonna go over there
01:36:36:0401:36:46:14Brin [Levitas]Okay, I’m coming with you guys. I’m stealthily flying up and in the other side of it. You have two grapples that can’t lose…
01:36:36:0501:36:38:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh yeah, you can misty step anyway you don’t need to go through
01:36:38:2301:36:51:08Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah we’re going in the hither okay we’re doing
01:36:41:2201:36:46:05Dave [GM]Okay. You have two people that are grappled that can’t go through the portal.
01:36:45:1901:36:46:17Steve [Lashara]we’ll leave them
01:36:46:0401:36:48:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Good, because I don’t want to go that way anyways good luck
01:36:48:1101:36:56:05Steve [Lashara]I summon Pet Peeve and jump on its back and ride it into battle
01:36:51:0801:36:52:09Jesse [Father ITYS]great on this team
01:36:52:0501:36:53:03Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:36:52:0501:36:54:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:36:52:1401:36:53:13Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:36:56:0201:36:59:04Dave [GM]All right. Are you going to help your friends
01:36:56:0801:36:58:11Brin [Levitas]Alright. Are you going to help me?
01:36:58:0201:36:59:07Steve [Lashara]no
01:36:59:2301:37:10:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Can I just like misty step away from this grappling man grappling me? Okay, I’m just gonna misty step away I have a ring of spell storing and misty steps on it so I’m
01:37:03:2901:37:07:28Jesse [Father ITYS]wait can i take two actions on that i do okay
01:37:09:2201:37:15:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]One spell or half the potion.
01:37:10:1001:37:20:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]well technically I have five levels but I have two spells. I am using misty step level 2
01:37:11:1101:37:15:17Dave [GM]Okay, so you have one spell on it or how many spells
01:37:21:0401:37:23:29Dave [GM]Okay, all right, so you can use Missy Step and you can go away.
01:37:24:2301:37:25:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Peace!
01:37:26:2801:37:34:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m going to the stairs. Well, I know I can’t get that far with Misty Steps Can I? It’s like only 30 feet
01:37:32:0801:37:34:04Dave [GM]No, it’s 30 feet.
01:37:33:0701:37:35:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Did you drink that potion that gave you double speed?
01:37:36:0201:37:37:22Dave [GM]Yes, if you did, you can do 60 feet.
01:37:38:1201:37:39:18Steve [Lashara]that’s a lot of feet
01:37:38:2601:37:40:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Which potion was that?
01:37:40:1301:37:41:10Brin [Levitas]I’m up in the air.
01:37:42:0001:37:42:27Dave [GM]Okay, yeah.
01:37:42:1701:37:45:11Brin [Levitas]Oh look, there’s one right here. Yeah, thank you. It’s a little far for me.
01:37:43:2401:37:46:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay Here’s what I’m gonna do I’m Gonna Misty step
01:37:53:0601:37:55:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Too bad You already went through your Hitter-thitter thing
01:37:54:2801:37:56:07Brin [Levitas]Cast… Wait, cast what?
01:37:55:1701:37:59:10Steve [Lashara]if you hadn’t been so preoccupied by being felt up
01:37:58:0901:38:01:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Misty stepped up So I can get
01:37:59:1701:38:00:16Brin [Levitas]Okay, go for it.
01:38:00:2401:38:02:16Dave [GM]You can go 60 feet or you can get a lot of money.
01:38:01:0801:38:05:13Steve [Lashara]you succumbed to lustful thoughts and look what happened
01:38:03:2001:38:08:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I didn’t drink that potion I didn’nt drink that potion Cause you said I could only drink eight
01:38:06:0401:38:06:26Jesse [Father ITYS]You see?
01:38:06:2601:38:07:10Dave [GM]Okay.
01:38:08:0601:38:09:13Jesse [Father ITYS]You see what happens?
01:38:08:1501:38:09:03Steve [Lashara]behold
01:38:10:0501:38:12:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So At least nothing Can grab me anymore
01:38:10:1301:38:11:17Steve [Lashara]thus we see
01:38:11:2501:38:12:14Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:38:12:1901:38:15:04Dave [GM]So you’re 30 feet up, just straight up.
01:38:13:0401:38:18:16Brin [Levitas]So just keep your feet down straight up. You’re a grapple so…
01:38:13:2601:38:17:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Straight up, um, here’s a grapple, so…
01:38:15:2501:38:17:02Jesse [Father ITYS]We tell no one.
01:38:16:0901:38:18:17Dave [GM]You’re grappled so…
01:38:17:0301:38:21:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but i missed you stepped up so he technically let go of me
01:38:19:2201:38:24:06Brin [Levitas]Yeah, so he did like out of nowhere stand-up.
01:38:20:2601:38:26:16Dave [GM]It kind of poof out of nowhere. I’m just saying it would have been really cool if Missy brought him with you and dropped
01:38:27:0901:38:29:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I thought I couldn’t bring things with me
01:38:31:0401:38:42:15Steve [Lashara]it’s like nightcrawler bamf, bamf drop bam so much for subtlety okay
01:38:31:2101:38:32:29Brin [Levitas]Where’s your imagination?
01:38:33:1601:38:33:23Dave [GM]Yeah.
01:38:34:0701:38:34:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Bamf!
01:38:34:1501:38:34:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay
01:38:36:0401:38:38:15Dave [GM]Are you gonna hit this thing with your shotgun?
01:38:38:2501:38:41:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes. It was a 16 to hit.
01:38:39:2201:38:39:28Dave [GM]Okay.
01:38:42:1501:38:52:29Steve [Lashara]everybody’s super sneaky hold on a sec oh yeah i’m on my
01:38:43:1801:38:44:02Jesse [Father ITYS]what the heck?
01:38:45:2901:38:50:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]It was an 11, as far as damage goes. 16 to hit.
01:38:47:0401:38:58:11Dave [GM]An 11? um okay 16 hit okay so you you take a swing at uh so this looks like
01:38:50:1901:38:51:27Jesse [Father ITYS]You’re still with me right?
01:38:52:2901:39:08:11Steve [Lashara]i’m on my puppers hello sonny
01:38:53:2501:38:56:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay wait don’t fly yet we’re gonna turn you invisible
01:38:58:1101:39:03:12Dave [GM]you know what your nana would look like like an old lady head
01:39:00:0601:39:07:16Jesse [Father ITYS]because there’s a dragon up in the air too like big like
01:39:02:2201:39:04:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nana? Oh, okay. Oh, gosh!
01:39:05:2301:39:16:25Dave [GM]big juicer dude arms but a pink bathrobe and you take one swipe of this thing and it falls to pieces and goes to the floor.
01:39:07:0001:39:11:10Brin [Levitas]big like juicer dude arms, but a staff.
01:39:09:1901:39:10:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, yeah.
01:39:11:2101:39:12:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
01:39:16:1701:39:20:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]So they are just fleshy baggies of blood. Love it.
01:39:23:2301:39:25:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Awesome. I’m gonna…
01:39:25:2701:39:35:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Where’s the hithers to their little portal run over to it can
01:39:29:1801:39:38:01Jesse [Father ITYS]what’s gonna happen two actions here okay first whoever’s around me we’re gonna cast invisibility uh
01:39:35:2601:39:38:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]we move her over by him, please? Thank you
01:39:39:2901:39:44:19Steve [Lashara]riding i’m writing peeve into battle It is my mighty steed.
01:39:41:1301:39:42:01Dave [GM]All right.
01:39:43:0801:39:52:20Jesse [Father ITYS]is this with the staff of the magi is this like multiple actions every time i cast invisibility or can i like cast it multiple times on everybody with one action
01:39:50:1901:39:53:29Brin [Levitas]So, you have to spell with the individual.
01:39:50:2201:39:51:07Dave [GM]So
01:39:52:1901:40:04:15Dave [GM]spell would be invisibility so that’s one action do you have multiple actions and are those actions like spell I think as a cleric
01:39:53:0701:40:04:15Steve [Lashara]I think it’s third
01:39:56:1001:40:02:05Brin [Levitas]You have multiple acts and part of them actually spell and spell.
01:40:00:1901:40:02:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Spell, spell
01:40:03:1701:40:10:12Brin [Levitas]I think it’s their ability to be in a bit that way too active.
01:40:04:1501:40:13:02Dave [GM]you can cast two spells The Hidath of their staff is an action so if you have two actions you can do a spell and Hidatha Thith Hither.
01:40:09:1601:40:21:04Steve [Lashara]Yeah, I think
01:40:13:2801:40:19:11Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah that’s what I want to do. I’m just wondering on the charges if I can like dispel because it’s
01:40:15:0401:40:15:24Brin [Levitas]Adjusted up.
01:40:19:1101:40:26:13Jesse [Father ITYS]a charge, I think for each invisibility two charges
01:40:21:0401:40:23:17Steve [Lashara]it said seven or was it two?
01:40:24:0601:40:31:01Dave [GM]As you guys were discussing a giant like shake of the ground topples this tree over
01:40:25:2701:40:27:11Steve [Lashara]Two charges each
01:40:26:1901:40:28:22Brin [Levitas]A giant shape.
01:40:31:2201:40:33:27Steve [Lashara]Thither the hither already!
01:40:35:0701:40:37:25Dave [GM]what would be six seconds to do something
01:40:35:2901:40:46:10Jesse [Father ITYS]we’re getting out of here okay hither and thither everybody who is following me hither and thither we’re opening a portal here and we’re owning another portal here in the
01:40:38:1601:40:48:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I will misty step over there what oh okay
01:40:41:1701:40:43:07Brin [Levitas]I’m following you.
01:40:47:0301:40:56:14Jesse [Father ITYS]doorway. We’re coming to this breaking point in the wall. Not you, you can stay behind
01:40:48:2301:40:50:03Brin [Levitas]I’m jumping in.
01:40:50:2001:40:51:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, I’m going.
01:40:51:2601:40:52:24Dave [GM]Go move it.
01:40:51:2701:40:55:13Brin [Levitas]I’m going fast, help me out.
01:40:54:2501:40:56:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m not going over there
01:40:56:1401:41:02:11Jesse [Father ITYS]okay? Can we be in the city or do we have to be outside
01:41:03:0601:41:05:08Dave [GM]It has to be a place that you can see
01:41:03:1801:41:04:16Brin [Levitas]Thank you.
01:41:05:1201:41:06:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]So we’re at the base of the roots.
01:41:05:2501:41:08:07Jesse [Father ITYS]can we see within the wall or is this
01:41:08:0101:41:10:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It’s like a giant
01:41:08:0601:41:10:00Dave [GM]it’s like there’s a giant
01:41:08:0801:41:10:01Brin [Levitas]It’s like there’s a giant
01:41:09:2801:41:10:20Steve [Lashara]group
01:41:11:0701:41:13:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]We’ll go around the root into
01:41:12:2301:41:14:15Jesse [Father ITYS]like…we’ll go right up against this wall
01:41:14:1301:41:17:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m gonna just go around the root and I’m gonna enter into this city there.
01:41:17:1901:41:18:14Dave [GM]that tree falls
01:41:18:1301:41:21:05Brin [Levitas]Nana is
01:41:20:0501:41:23:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Nana is A guy
01:41:20:1001:41:26:28Dave [GM]Nana’s husband old man guy that actually has little baby arms
01:41:21:0601:41:22:08Steve [Lashara]pulped
01:41:22:0301:41:46:26Jesse [Father ITYS]before
01:41:22:1101:41:23:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]It gets crushed.
01:41:24:0601:41:24:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That
01:41:27:1901:41:37:20Brin [Levitas]That kind of thing You guys are
01:41:29:1901:41:40:20Dave [GM]and I’m Judy! That kind of thing just gets smashed to the ground. So you guys are out of initiative for the things
01:41:31:2901:41:32:29Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:41:32:0901:41:32:29Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:41:35:1401:41:36:09Steve [Lashara]pulped
01:41:40:2001:41:42:19Dave [GM]that were fire this way
01:41:42:1601:41:45:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Great. Okay, we’re inside the city walls now?
01:41:45:2101:41:47:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]any way for me To quickly make it over there
01:41:46:2601:41:51:19Jesse [Father ITYS]we go into the city walls invisible whoever can turn invisible okay
01:41:48:2201:41:48:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
01:41:50:0501:41:52:00Dave [GM]Yeah, make sure arrows cannot hit you.
01:41:53:1201:42:00:13Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah so i have another action here we went there now uh i have two charges is this how
01:41:54:2001:41:55:07Dave [GM]Corb man.
01:41:58:1201:42:05:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]is there a way to get over there quick quickly like through the stairs
01:42:00:1301:42:13:17Jesse [Father ITYS]this works i can turn two people invisible right now for my action oh
01:42:01:2901:42:13:12Steve [Lashara]So each action costs two charges and you have 50 total. So, you’re like minus two minus two minus two minus two minus two
01:42:06:2501:42:08:08Dave [GM]You’re above the city wall
01:42:11:2901:42:15:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]don’t have to be that close to it like I want to get
01:42:13:1201:42:16:04Steve [Lashara]so it’d be you’re down to 40 charges
01:42:13:1701:42:25:07Jesse [Father ITYS]i see okay but that’s like five six actions that i have to take oh okay dope
01:42:15:2901:42:33:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]over there I’m
01:42:16:2501:42:18:08Dave [GM]Yeah, you’d have to move
01:42:19:2501:42:22:05Steve [Lashara]right but if we’re not in battle then
01:42:22:2801:42:24:25Dave [GM]So you can move
01:42:25:0701:42:30:28Jesse [Father ITYS]okay i yeah okay come here and join us for a
01:42:25:2301:42:26:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Are we invisible?
01:42:27:1301:42:32:00Brin [Levitas]yeah I’m coming i’m coming down on the ground you want to move me down yep I’m joining you guys.
01:42:30:2801:42:38:13Jesse [Father ITYS]second um beautiful so nice
01:42:33:1701:42:38:16Brin [Levitas]Tucked my wings away. Um, so…
01:42:33:2701:42:43:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]not
01:42:36:1101:42:46:02Steve [Lashara]all of us?
01:42:38:0501:42:39:25Dave [GM]Give me a perception check
01:42:38:1301:42:49:08Jesse [Father ITYS]good luck just just hayley he’s going rogue over there
01:42:40:1601:42:43:02Brin [Levitas]Oh no, there’s a just here
01:42:41:0001:42:41:16Dave [GM]Oh, no, no.
01:42:42:1801:42:43:10Dave [GM]Investigation check.
01:42:43:2901:42:50:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]going over here
01:42:46:0201:42:48:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, no, just Taylor because she went over to the stairs
01:42:47:2801:42:51:14Brin [Levitas]She’s going over here
01:42:50:2901:42:58:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]12 12 plus 3 well plus three
01:42:51:0601:42:56:09Jesse [Father ITYS]we’re all invisible just so you know
01:42:53:1501:42:54:13Steve [Lashara]You fool!
01:42:54:0801:43:01:22Brin [Levitas]Okay, so with this scene it’s kind of the
01:42:55:2001:42:56:06Dave [GM]Yafoo!
01:42:58:1801:43:08:03Dave [GM]Well, 15. Okay, so with a 15 you just kind of see the relative carnage that’s going on still inside city walls just body parts and blood
01:43:08:0301:43:11:20Dave [GM]and stuff kind of getting thrown up against the walls
01:43:11:2101:43:12:11Brin [Levitas]yeah
01:43:15:0301:43:16:17Dave [GM]Yeah, it’s chaos
01:43:15:0901:43:19:16Brin [Levitas]It’s chaos So are you guys
01:43:21:0901:43:23:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes, we are going in. We’re invisible now.
01:43:23:0201:43:27:20Jesse [Father ITYS]we’re invisible now we can either cast another portal here. We have one more
01:43:26:2801:43:29:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Why are they invisible? Wait, why are you invisible?
01:43:28:0101:43:30:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, no, save that. Let’s just walk in.
01:43:29:1701:43:58:02Jesse [Father ITYS]if you
01:43:30:0301:43:34:17Brin [Levitas]Okay, can you move my two guys that are inside of the wall?
01:43:31:1801:43:41:14Dave [GM]my two guys that are inside the city wall um i i can just pull this entire tree see look how fancy that is you can
01:43:36:1301:43:49:26Brin [Levitas]I don’t
01:43:38:1701:43:38:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]do that.
01:43:41:1401:43:49:11Dave [GM]actually put the uh stairs up so hayley can continue to uh to samuel everything
01:43:46:0801:43:47:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Be up on him.
01:43:50:0901:43:51:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What does that mean?
01:43:54:1701:43:55:12Dave [GM]The Lamanite?
01:43:58:0201:44:03:25Jesse [Father ITYS]had been to Bible study with all of us instead of going to the skate park old man Jenkins
01:43:59:2001:44:01:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I don’t go to Bible study.
01:44:03:2501:44:04:14Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:44:04:0401:44:05:02Brin [Levitas]That’s cute!
01:44:07:2901:44:09:14Jesse [Father ITYS]instead of practicing your
01:44:11:2901:44:16:28Jesse [Father ITYS]kickflips your Satan flips, whatever those are. I don’t know.
01:44:12:0401:44:18:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You don’t even know!
01:44:17:2601:44:18:28Brin [Levitas]Don’t even know!
01:44:18:0301:44:18:28Jesse [Father ITYS]We don’t even know!
01:44:22:1001:44:28:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, I poked my head around that corner on the inside of the wall and i’m just going to take a little investigation check
01:44:30:1901:44:31:19Jesse [Father ITYS]We made it!
01:44:31:1001:44:38:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]what do I see I’m poking my head around the wall and investigation
01:44:36:2801:44:38:08Dave [GM]Um, you hear
01:44:38:0601:44:44:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You’re seeing a lot of things going on.
01:44:39:2301:44:41:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]17
01:44:40:1701:44:51:02Dave [GM]You hear screaming and a lot of things going on in one area um of this city it seems like the main force
01:44:41:0301:44:52:05Brin [Levitas]You’re streaming and a lot of things going on up this city. It seems like the main course is moving this way.
01:44:47:1001:44:57:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It seems like the main part this way is My big-eyed son
01:44:49:2701:44:51:05Jesse [Father ITYS]the main force
01:44:51:0201:44:59:18Dave [GM]is moving this way uh yeah those guys are just these like uh my my big guy with a gun was guarding or guarding the door right
01:44:56:0201:45:06:12Brin [Levitas]My big eye was done with the start to work there. Um, yeah. So a lot of motion, a lot of like
01:44:59:1801:45:08:05Dave [GM]there yeah there we go um yeah so a lot of commotion a lot OF LIKE heavy stomps uh as you
01:45:04:0301:45:12:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So… A lot of emotions, a lot of like bumps as you get to your ground and shape
01:45:06:1201:45:11:20Brin [Levitas]shape, so
01:45:08:0501:45:15:15Dave [GM]guys move into here you hear the ground just shake really really
01:45:17:1901:45:27:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay I’m still invisible I’m going to
01:45:18:0401:45:18:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So…
01:45:18:1001:45:28:13Jesse [Father ITYS]you should
01:45:24:0901:45:33:19Brin [Levitas]got it
01:45:28:1301:45:32:02Jesse [Father ITYS]fly further back here and do like an investigation because
01:45:33:0901:45:39:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]well we just got the investigation didn’t we what I could see ok
01:45:33:1901:45:40:03Brin [Levitas]you have dark
01:45:35:0601:45:36:12Steve [Lashara]reconnoitering
01:45:37:0201:45:43:23Dave [GM]that’s with what you can see i mean do you have dark vision right okay well how far i think it’s 60
01:45:39:0601:45:39:19Jesse [Father ITYS]or hear
01:45:39:0601:45:46:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]If you have dark ones, how far does that mean?
01:45:40:0301:45:46:26Brin [Levitas]that I mean basically
01:45:41:2101:45:52:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, I don’t know. Probably, they’re fine with anything on this.
01:45:43:2301:45:49:05Dave [GM]feet right so that’s i mean you basically can see to the opening of the tavern and back
01:45:50:2201:45:58:25Dave [GM]so what you can see is an ogre uh right here that has orcish features um
01:45:51:0901:45:56:29Brin [Levitas]an ogre right here that has
01:45:51:1201:45:56:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So right here is the head.
01:45:58:2401:45:59:28Brin [Levitas]this
01:45:59:1101:46:04:05Dave [GM]that is just just clubbing baby seals all over the place
01:45:59:1401:46:02:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That it’s close.
01:46:01:1401:46:02:11Brin [Levitas]button
01:46:03:1101:46:10:12Steve [Lashara]there’s a surprisingly large quantity of baby seals at old town
01:46:03:1601:46:04:14Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:46:03:2501:46:04:24Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:46:04:0901:46:04:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Lovely.
01:46:09:2801:46:10:26Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:46:13:0401:46:16:21Steve [Lashara]well and there’s the baby seal orphanage that they had so
01:46:16:0201:46:28:23Brin [Levitas]the circus is opening next week it’s the premiere my custom
01:46:18:2701:46:22:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]there’s all this kind of underground stuff that happens next to each other.
01:46:20:1901:46:26:11Dave [GM]stuff that’s happening because every like baby seal skin was in this year um so like i mean
01:46:23:2401:46:31:05Steve [Lashara]yeah it makes sense that also tracks
01:46:25:0401:46:26:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So like
01:46:26:1101:46:35:23Dave [GM]like idios’s boots is actually made out of it yeah so uh um yeah so clubbing and hurting things
01:46:28:2301:46:29:27Brin [Levitas]baby sale boots
01:46:31:0801:46:31:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah.
01:46:33:1601:46:39:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Some clubbing and pretty big but Lawrence
01:46:38:1101:46:43:06Dave [GM]are lawrence you can hear his voice you can’t see him and you do know that there
01:46:43:0601:46:51:01Dave [GM]is a dragon somewhere uh did you do a perception
01:46:43:1601:46:46:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Can I see him? Can I See him
01:46:52:0501:46:52:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Earlier
01:46:53:2901:46:55:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But it was pretty bad
01:46:56:2601:47:01:21Dave [GM]enough to not see exactly where he’s at what’s your do you have dark vision
01:46:57:1901:47:00:25Jesse [Father ITYS]was bad what’s your
01:47:00:0101:47:04:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What’s your I don’t know where to check that
01:47:05:0001:47:08:26Dave [GM]uh it is what’s on your main sheet
01:47:10:1701:47:21:16Jesse [Father ITYS]um steve lashara i’m sorry about what i said back there we need to work together though
01:47:14:0001:47:20:07Steve [Lashara]yes time i’m sorry too
01:47:15:0601:47:16:04Dave [GM]here
01:47:18:1101:47:26:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]but don’t
01:47:22:2901:47:26:17Jesse [Father ITYS]okay glad we got that out of the way it’s way easier than i thought
01:47:26:0801:47:34:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]start
01:47:27:1201:47:30:29Steve [Lashara]can share converts
01:47:31:0301:47:32:14Jesse [Father ITYS]usually you’re kind of a little
01:47:36:1401:47:37:03Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:47:37:1601:47:42:17Jesse [Father ITYS]so I have silence I think we want to cast over there potentially
01:47:41:1701:47:47:04Steve [Lashara]oh you do on your staff so we just so So we need to find him.
01:47:42:2801:47:44:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]We need to know where he is exactly.
01:47:44:1101:47:45:20Jesse [Father ITYS]no just in the spells
01:47:47:1501:47:48:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Regulators
01:47:47:2001:47:56:02Jesse [Father ITYS]need to find him but it says he casts it over an area or is it on him because I think it’s an area so he might have to be like
01:47:56:1801:48:00:17Dave [GM]you are 30 feet up and more than 30 feet away from him so you
01:47:57:1601:47:58:10Jesse [Father ITYS]stuck there
01:47:57:1701:48:00:01Steve [Lashara]30 feet up for the first place.
01:47:57:2101:48:05:24Brin [Levitas]30 feet up. Okay, do
01:48:02:2601:48:03:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But I can hear
01:48:05:2401:48:12:24Brin [Levitas]you want me to see how far can I get? Walking is 60 okay so
01:48:07:0601:48:08:29Dave [GM]cast anything for stealth
01:48:11:0901:48:13:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, I don’t have anything for stuff.
01:48:13:2201:48:18:11Brin [Levitas]i’m wondering which stuff?
01:48:14:1201:48:17:12Dave [GM]Everyone rolled stealth, but you didn’t roll… You didn’t have a good stealth role.
01:48:15:0701:48:16:18Jesse [Father ITYS]did you drink this stuff
01:48:18:0701:48:19:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m trying to figure out if I rolled for stuff
01:48:18:0901:48:22:06Jesse [Father ITYS]that good stuff move fast so you can go like 120 feet
01:48:20:1101:48:21:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Did you roll still?
01:48:21:2101:48:23:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I think I did and it was low
01:48:22:1801:48:29:23Brin [Levitas]I can’t remember if I did…I did cider rum and porter
01:48:23:2601:48:24:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]I had good still.
01:48:25:2901:48:26:13Dave [GM]Okay?
01:48:28:1501:48:29:02Steve [Lashara]Tine?
01:48:29:0101:48:31:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Don’t want to wait around
01:48:33:0401:48:34:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I want to hit it
01:48:33:0501:48:34:00Steve [Lashara]Tine, it’s uh,
01:48:35:0201:48:36:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, what are you…
01:48:35:0401:48:37:04Jesse [Father ITYS]I think the room might have given you
01:48:38:0501:48:49:17Brin [Levitas]right okay yeah no yeah i think you’re right so let’s see so 120 okay okay
01:48:38:2901:48:43:17Jesse [Father ITYS]distance speed but you should fly over to that region
01:48:45:1501:48:53:22Jesse [Father ITYS]somewhere closer because Chris can kind of see until the door open there so you should investigate be past that little rise or something a little bit
01:48:49:1701:48:57:10Brin [Levitas]okay so i very stealthily floated past this tree
01:48:57:2301:49:02:00Dave [GM]Yeah, you had an 18. You’re hella selfie right now, so…
01:48:59:0301:49:02:14Brin [Levitas]and that i had 26
01:49:02:0801:49:02:22Steve [Lashara]and tine?
01:49:03:2601:49:07:07Dave [GM]26th. Now, you got an 18 plus 8?
01:49:06:2101:49:18:19Brin [Levitas]yes nine listening yeah so basically and i’m invisible so it was just like I’m an L.
01:49:07:0401:49:07:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nine.
01:49:08:2001:49:16:09Jesse [Father ITYS]20 foot radius centered on a point you choose within range I can
01:49:09:0001:49:09:29Dave [GM]Holy crap!
01:49:10:0301:49:10:20Steve [Lashara]Yes.
01:49:10:1701:49:11:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]So that would be 27.
01:49:15:2101:49:17:10Steve [Lashara]Which is 120 feet.
01:49:17:0701:49:17:14Dave [GM]Woo!
01:49:17:1701:49:20:15Jesse [Father ITYS]mmhmm just like right on his mouth
01:49:18:1901:49:25:10Brin [Levitas]Okay, and then when do I press investigation? I have no advantage to this at all though.
01:49:25:2201:49:27:04Dave [GM]Yeah, just roll investigation.
01:49:31:2501:49:36:12Brin [Levitas]But can I roll it again because I have that advantage right?
01:49:34:1301:49:36:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]You got luck, right? Yeah.
01:49:39:0601:49:43:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Would this spell dispel that demon darkness that last month.
01:49:40:2401:49:42:04Brin [Levitas]Oh there we go! That’s better.
01:49:44:1301:49:58:22Brin [Levitas]So now i got 14 okay so
01:49:44:2401:49:45:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Just tell him.
01:49:47:0201:49:57:08Steve [Lashara]if you can see him anywhere in the city basically from where we’re standing you could hit it. I attack the darkness.
01:49:58:2201:50:00:09Brin [Levitas]I upgraded a little bit to 14
01:50:01:0401:50:08:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]So looking down, there’s a lot of people who decide to have our team and their whole
01:50:01:0501:50:12:03Dave [GM]um so you investigate you’re looking down what you notice is there’s a lot of people inside the tavern you’ve seen like um there’s holes just gaping holes there’s been rocks that have been thrown all over the place
01:50:11:2801:50:19:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]But what you do
01:50:12:0301:50:24:01Dave [GM]there’s some things that like body parts that have being smashed up against the walls um what you do notice is that the school is probably like the little kid’s school
01:50:12:1801:50:19:28Brin [Levitas]there delicious what you notice is
01:50:18:0101:50:27:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What you notice is that school, but
01:50:19:0401:50:31:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]notice is that school probably about 30 feet past it would probably be, but
01:50:19:2801:50:27:27Brin [Levitas]that school probably this
01:50:24:0101:50:28:28Dave [GM]it’s probably about 30 feet past the tavern which probably wouldn’t pass in modern standards
01:50:27:2701:50:33:22Brin [Levitas]is old standards here
01:50:30:0601:50:34:14Dave [GM]but uh this is old town
01:50:34:2601:50:37:03Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:50:34:2601:50:37:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:50:35:0601:50:36:14Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:50:35:2501:50:37:13Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:50:36:0401:50:38:03Jesse [Father ITYS]They didn’t have STEM yet.
01:50:36:1601:50:40:14Brin [Levitas]old man jenkins is from this place it’s below standard
01:50:40:1401:50:59:08Brin [Levitas]and is
01:50:40:2701:50:53:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]of the most they get
01:50:41:2401:50:43:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]but a lot of the
01:50:42:0501:50:48:00Dave [GM]a lot of the most of the school has taken shelter inside of the tavern and they’ve
01:50:45:1001:50:46:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]children
01:50:48:0001:50:57:10Dave [GM]been trying to do their best to keep things out um but once they get in there’s gonna be a lot of crying children.
01:50:53:0601:50:55:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]in feel like
01:50:59:0801:50:59:20Brin [Levitas]this
01:51:00:2401:51:08:05Brin [Levitas]I’m a part of like the city guard right? isn’t that what that is okay, I mean like do I have like
01:51:10:0701:51:11:06Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:51:10:1301:51:15:10Brin [Levitas]can I like and just like to ruin my stealth no, I’m just kidding
01:51:10:1701:51:11:19Steve [Lashara]a kazoo
01:51:10:2901:51:12:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]A warning home?
01:51:14:0001:51:15:12Dave [GM]if you want
01:51:14:0201:51:14:22Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:51:16:2901:51:17:18Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:51:17:2201:51:18:17Steve [Lashara]look up here
01:51:18:2301:51:21:00Dave [GM]I’d go land on a church
01:51:18:2801:51:27:18Brin [Levitas]or I could hoot is that a bad idea
01:51:22:2101:51:23:26Dave [GM]and then blow your horn
01:51:23:2201:51:33:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]Maybe maybe why don’t maybe your mission could be to go and help all those children I can’t say that word
01:51:32:0401:51:43:04Brin [Levitas]great making me gosh, so sick kids. I’ll put them all out of their misery
01:51:32:2701:51:35:22Steve [Lashara]hide them with the baby seals they’ll be safe there
01:51:33:2101:51:41:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]children escape help them i’m
01:51:41:0601:51:51:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]ready
01:51:41:0801:51:41:27Dave [GM]Okay
01:51:43:1901:51:51:16Dave [GM]Okay, you hear a thundering shake come from the ground and
01:51:45:0901:51:52:17Jesse [Father ITYS]okay we gotta stop him okay
01:51:51:1601:51:57:08Dave [GM]you know that something is getting close.
01:51:51:2101:51:58:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay do
01:51:58:2601:52:07:06Jesse [Father ITYS]um with my other uh portal that i can use with the hither and thither staff
01:52:08:0001:52:16:09Jesse [Father ITYS]i’m gonna go from this end of the city over there near where i hear or previously saw this
01:52:16:0901:52:20:02Jesse [Father ITYS]other creature giving commands i’m going to try and get close
01:52:18:0501:52:18:14Dave [GM]Mm-hmm.
01:52:20:1001:52:21:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]know that’s where he is
01:52:21:1001:52:27:22Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah i think we do because we saw him out of the when we were in the portal or we’re in the
01:52:26:2001:52:34:25Dave [GM]When you were inside – when you’re inside the bubble, you were able to see it but that was before it got darkened.
01:52:28:2201:52:29:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay
01:52:31:0501:52:32:14Steve [Lashara]10 hours ago
01:52:34:2701:52:36:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]right okay
01:52:37:0001:52:45:02Steve [Lashara]if any of you have cheese we could use that to lure him there might be
01:52:39:0901:52:39:24Dave [GM]Yeah, yeah.
01:52:41:1901:52:44:02Dave [GM]There might be cheese inside the tavern.
01:52:43:2701:52:56:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]squeak squeak some shad balls in there we just
01:52:44:2301:52:48:04Jesse [Father ITYS]friends okay so your
01:52:46:1001:52:47:08Steve [Lashara]There might be.
01:52:49:1901:52:56:13Jesse [Father ITYS]scan you didn’t did you detect like voice like them chanting or anything in that area
01:52:56:1101:53:00:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]heard a voice i didn’t detect the direction at that structure was not given.
01:53:02:0301:53:04:25Dave [GM]All right, so you’re going to hither-thither over?
01:53:02:1301:53:02:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]But
01:53:05:2801:53:07:03Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah sure
01:53:08:1601:53:11:06Dave [GM]Is anyone coming with you?
01:53:08:2901:53:10:14Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s just my last portal
01:53:10:1701:53:11:25Steve [Lashara]I’m back up.
01:53:11:1001:53:14:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]how long will the portal stay open?
01:53:12:0901:53:19:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]didn’t I say to go over there anywhere that i just hither thithering over there? sitheredad
01:53:13:1801:53:16:23Jesse [Father ITYS]LaShara and I are friends now we’re both gonna go over there
01:53:17:1001:53:18:17Brin [Levitas]Wait, I can’t hear you
01:53:18:1001:53:20:27Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s open until I close it
01:53:20:2501:53:21:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, so
01:53:21:0101:53:23:05Dave [GM]So it’s like pork. Okay.
01:53:23:1201:53:26:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, just on any surface. So I’m probably just going to put them on the walls here.
01:53:26:1801:53:27:20Dave [GM]Okay, cool.
01:53:27:2201:53:31:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, so whoever wants to we’re gonna go over there but don’t make a bunch of noise.
01:53:28:0201:53:29:28Steve [Lashara]One blue and one orange.
01:53:32:1401:53:32:29Steve [Lashara]Okay!
01:53:32:1701:53:33:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]well we’re invisible right?
01:53:34:2201:53:36:14Jesse [Father ITYS]You didn’t even detect anything over there.
01:53:34:2601:53:36:14Dave [GM]Yeah, but are you guys stealthy?
01:53:36:0001:53:36:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sure
01:53:36:1001:53:40:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I was freaking saying to go over there from the beginning and now you’re just
01:53:39:0801:53:45:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, but we couldn’t walk through that way. We had to jump over the wall and make stealth checks if we all sucked at
01:53:43:1901:53:46:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]not if you can not if You can fly.
01:53:45:0801:53:48:00Steve [Lashara]Not everyone can fly, old man!
01:53:45:1001:53:46:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]you wanted to be inside the tavern.
01:53:47:1101:53:51:16Dave [GM]Are you on the wall over here or are you on The Wall on the other side of the table
01:53:47:1701:54:00:27Brin [Levitas]Are you on the wall right here or is that the
01:53:52:1901:53:55:27Dave [GM]Is this where you wanted to go? Did you want to split the difference or…
01:53:57:0101:53:59:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]inside the open door inside the taver
01:53:59:2601:54:02:22Steve [Lashara]Next to the red… bear?
01:54:01:0401:54:02:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah
01:54:08:0601:54:08:18Jesse [Father ITYS]No,
01:54:09:2501:54:10:07Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah
01:54:10:0701:54:11:14Dave [GM]The red town folk,
01:54:10:2501:54:21:25Brin [Levitas]home? Red, where did you put it down for PR?
01:54:11:1401:54:12:25Steve [Lashara]Red town folk bear.
01:54:12:2301:54:16:07Dave [GM]the red converted town folk. He should be taking care of his flock.
01:54:17:1701:54:18:19Jesse [Father ITYS]they’re pretty resilient
01:54:21:1101:54:22:27Steve [Lashara]he arbitrarily decides
01:54:23:1401:54:24:18Dave [GM]They’re already converted.
01:54:23:1701:54:24:12Brin [Levitas]There already been.
01:54:25:0501:54:26:25Steve [Lashara]what else does he need him for
01:54:26:0601:54:28:16Dave [GM]He was the one that was preaching about death is a
01:54:28:1701:54:37:27Jesse [Father ITYS]okay i’m gonna put it okay sorry i’m going to put it just uh basically on the corner of the building there so we were technically outside but anybody who wants to go in the
01:54:37:2701:54:47:03Jesse [Father ITYS]tavern can go in The Tavern anybody who Wants To Go Explore that way oh great you guys yes
01:54:40:1701:54:41:08Brin [Levitas]Stop there.
01:54:43:1001:54:45:02Dave [GM]I’m just checking some stats real quick.
01:54:45:0901:54:50:02Steve [Lashara]we are still invisible though but there is a portal that suddenly
01:54:51:0201:54:55:19Jesse [Father ITYS]well it’s over it was supposed to be around the corner this way
01:54:54:2401:54:59:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Does Truesight see through any of this? Because I drank Truesite.
01:54:58:2601:55:03:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]can see each other i don’t know they might
01:55:01:0301:55:03:14Steve [Lashara]think
01:55:02:1001:55:05:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m just saying, does that help with any of the monsters?
01:55:03:2701:55:06:24Jesse [Father ITYS]said they have true sight of the monsters so that i think
01:55:03:2901:55:14:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]they might maybe that invincibility was useless all
01:55:06:2401:55:19:28Jesse [Father ITYS]we need to
01:55:11:0901:55:13:24Steve [Lashara]we’re all like sneaking around, they’re just watching
01:55:15:0201:55:18:05Steve [Lashara]they’ll figure it out eventually when we start punching them
01:55:19:2801:55:26:26Jesse [Father ITYS]find out where he’s at because you can cast silence on him which will likely stop these guys and whatever is coming this way
01:55:24:1801:55:25:27Dave [GM]and roll initiative
01:55:26:2201:55:35:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]let’s do it the
01:55:26:2601:55:34:14Steve [Lashara]alright Alright. 15.
01:55:29:0001:55:30:05Jesse [Father ITYS]you guys
01:55:30:1701:55:38:13Dave [GM]oh dude like freaking devil sight are you kidding me uh 15 15
01:55:35:0801:55:38:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]five
01:55:37:1601:55:39:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I also got a 15. 15-15?
01:55:38:1201:55:40:24Brin [Levitas]15 by 20. 22.
01:55:38:1301:55:44:11Dave [GM]5 20 22 holy crap so that’s 42
01:55:39:0801:55:40:03Steve [Lashara]55, 20?
01:55:40:2401:55:42:24Jesse [Father ITYS]oh a three everybody
01:55:44:0101:55:45:01Steve [Lashara]Really helping out!
01:55:52:2901:55:58:29Steve [Lashara]Wait, there was a 20… And you were 15? So together we’re 30, 52
01:55:54:0801:55:54:22Brin [Levitas]22.
01:56:01:0801:56:02:04Brin [Levitas]Oh, I can’t remember it.
01:56:01:1201:56:03:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He… I think he was 3.
01:56:01:2801:56:02:14Steve [Lashara]55
01:56:03:0101:56:19:04Brin [Levitas]35, which was a nap for 26, 29?
01:56:03:2701:56:25:15Jesse [Father ITYS]this
01:56:04:0401:56:08:26Dave [GM]he was 3. My first roll was a nat 20 with a 6. 26.
01:56:05:1701:56:06:16Steve [Lashara]so 58
01:56:10:1401:56:14:09Dave [GM]18 plus 11 is another 30?
01:56:18:1301:56:18:29Steve [Lashara]29
01:56:19:2601:56:23:29Dave [GM]So, 26 plus 29 and then I got 2 more.
01:56:25:1501:56:35:12Jesse [Father ITYS]bad this is okay oh no why’d
01:56:25:1701:56:26:19Dave [GM]19 plus 12.
01:56:26:1001:56:33:21Brin [Levitas]Uh… Okay! Uh… Bad guys went to town and dark guys so we are…
01:56:26:2601:56:27:17Steve [Lashara]You win.
01:56:27:2501:56:30:08Dave [GM]Bad guys win this time. Sorry guys.
01:56:27:2601:56:29:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Bad guy’s target.
01:56:31:2801:56:38:26Dave [GM]We are oh it’s time
01:56:38:2001:56:42:27Steve [Lashara]You’re the one who picked the portal I was just backing you up I was trying to be supportive
01:56:44:0101:56:55:13Jesse [Father ITYS]last time i work with you i’m just kidding yes i cast forgiveness on you you have to forgive me
01:56:48:2301:56:50:11Steve [Lashara]We’ll talk about this later
01:56:53:0301:56:54:02Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:56:55:1101:56:56:19Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:56:56:0501:56:58:20Steve [Lashara]The most patronizing spell you can imagine.
01:57:00:0001:57:03:25Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:57:00:2901:57:01:18Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:57:01:0401:57:03:23Dave [GM]I cast forgiveness on you
01:57:01:2801:57:04:25Brin [Levitas]We cast for different games.
01:57:04:2401:57:05:23Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:57:04:2401:57:06:02Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:57:05:0901:57:07:14Jesse [Father ITYS]you can no longer hold a grudge
01:57:07:2501:57:10:16Steve [Lashara]You have to put your hands on them, though.
01:57:10:0701:57:11:25Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:57:11:0601:57:12:05Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:57:11:1901:57:13:03Steve [Lashara]You haveと touch the creature.
01:57:12:0501:57:13:27Brin [Levitas]And you have to roll charisma.
01:57:19:1701:57:31:14Dave [GM]so we are up in initiative and I am going to begin Alright
01:57:20:1901:57:39:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]we are
01:57:33:0301:57:37:24Dave [GM]all right we are just gonna place a couple of things in here real quick so
01:57:39:1601:57:42:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]really bad at this game guys all
01:57:41:2401:57:44:13Steve [Lashara]Look, we were invisible but
01:57:43:0801:57:47:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]we’ve done is like looking around like sneaking around the corners I’m just
01:57:44:0101:57:49:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I know it’s very frustrating and i would just like to start hitting them
01:57:49:0101:57:56:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]very badly like i am ready to hit i can
01:57:50:0801:57:52:19Steve [Lashara]we don’t want to kill ourselves?
01:57:51:0301:57:52:14Jesse [Father ITYS]because you flew around
01:57:55:1901:57:57:01Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah, and you could’ve
01:57:56:0201:58:02:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]see this thing clearly i could see her she’s up in the air
01:58:02:1401:58:03:28Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah but we want to hit the other guy
01:58:04:0001:58:09:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]exactly and i have a spell that will help well no i just thought that will
01:58:05:1701:58:07:14Jesse [Father ITYS]that can silence
01:58:07:1901:58:13:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]I have a spell little beat up your dad yeah
01:58:09:0601:58:25:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]because we haven’t had a chance to freaking
01:58:11:0401:58:13:16Jesse [Father ITYS]well why didn’t you cast that first
01:58:13:0901:58:16:07Steve [Lashara]My dad’s spell can beat up your dad’s spell
01:58:15:1301:58:19:28Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah we’re not in initiative we were just trying to find him so we could figure out how to cast a spell on him
01:58:22:2201:58:24:02Jesse [Father ITYS]it’s okay, you’re old
01:58:25:0201:58:28:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i’m actually getting pissed and i’m trying to hold in my anger
01:58:25:2001:58:26:16Jesse [Father ITYS]forget things
01:58:26:1801:58:27:25Steve [Lashara]To cast forgiveness
01:58:26:2601:58:29:03Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
01:58:28:0501:58:31:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:58:28:2901:58:32:02Jesse [Father ITYS]I can just insult and then cast forgiveness on you
01:58:32:2901:58:34:07Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
01:58:34:0101:58:37:16Steve [Lashara]You have no spell slots left because all you’ve done
01:58:35:0601:58:44:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I feel like, you know what I feel right now? I’m in a church meeting that the girls have just spent 30 minutes talking and wasted 30 minutes of my life!
01:58:44:2401:58:46:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:58:45:0401:58:52:26Jesse [Father ITYS]well thank you for contributing to the conversation finally all right here is dang it
01:58:47:0401:58:57:12Dave [GM]thank you that’s great all right so we are going to start um and let’s see what is going
01:58:52:1301:59:00:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s true Our bloodhunter who has
01:58:57:1201:59:04:19Dave [GM]to happen uh our blood hunter who has cut himself several times on the arm to like rejuvenate
01:58:58:2201:59:03:20Brin [Levitas]our bloodhunter who has cut himself so much too late
01:59:04:1901:59:15:23Dave [GM]himself he is gonna turn and he’s gonna see a couple of people trying to sneak into the area that he wants his ogre to go in and kill a bunch of children.
01:59:05:0201:59:07:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]He’s going to turn And he can see
01:59:05:2001:59:06:22Brin [Levitas]he’s gonna turn
01:59:09:2201:59:12:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Into the area that He wants
01:59:10:2801:59:22:27Brin [Levitas]The area that he has
01:59:16:0801:59:25:05Dave [GM]He is going to see Mr. Jock Bjorn the easiest, and he is going to fire
01:59:16:1501:59:18:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is going to
01:59:20:2801:59:21:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Uh
01:59:22:2701:59:28:11Brin [Levitas]to enter is Ross.
01:59:22:2701:59:25:14Jesse [Father ITYS]at 8.2 John
01:59:25:0501:59:28:29Dave [GM]his crossbow
01:59:28:1701:59:29:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]I dodge.
01:59:30:0801:59:32:24Dave [GM]Okay, you dodge. Is that just a reaction?
01:59:30:2101:59:31:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
01:59:31:1101:59:31:29Brin [Levitas][laughter]
01:59:31:1101:59:32:09Steve [Lashara][laughter]
01:59:33:1401:59:34:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes.
01:59:34:0201:59:34:22Dave [GM]Okay
01:59:35:0801:59:51:20Steve [Lashara]Sure. It’s
01:59:37:1201:59:46:24Brin [Levitas]Um, he’s going to go back and his friend
01:59:37:1401:59:48:22Dave [GM]He’s going to do his multi-action And And he is going to move, can someone move me? 15 feet right over next to you guys. And he is goingと take a swing at you
01:59:46:0801:59:47:09Jesse [Father ITYS]is doing
01:59:46:2401:59:59:27Brin [Levitas]is going hard to
01:59:48:2201:59:51:03Dave [GM]with his greatsword sword
01:59:51:1501:59:51:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]What?
01:59:51:2001:59:53:08Steve [Lashara]a scythe actually, I just want to
01:59:53:2101:59:54:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Side
01:59:55:0701:59:55:24Dave [GM]1212
01:59:56:0501:59:57:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]You miss.
01:59:56:2901:59:57:16Dave [GM]okay
01:59:59:0402:00:00:17Steve [Lashara]typically hurling
02:00:00:2502:00:02:14Brin [Levitas]And-and uh
02:00:01:0702:00:06:08Dave [GM]and you see a little tear come out of this giant giant helm um
02:00:05:2802:00:07:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]You wouldn’t understand.
02:00:08:0302:00:12:06Steve [Lashara]No one understands me! Lucretia
02:00:09:2302:00:10:24Dave [GM]you alright
02:00:10:1202:00:13:19Brin [Levitas]Okay so
02:00:13:0902:00:20:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]That being said, since he missed I do get to cause him To pick a swing At something else around him
02:00:22:1002:00:24:00Dave [GM]or…
02:00:24:0802:00:36:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well, if I get Attacked, targeted on attack And you miss Wait wait hold on
02:00:28:0702:00:32:13Dave [GM]Oh, then I get to swing. So the glancing blow will go off on Lashara.
02:00:28:2902:00:33:15Brin [Levitas]Uh the glancing glow will go off Shara Wait
02:00:29:1202:00:31:22Steve [Lashara]I said, plants are so awesome.
02:00:34:0702:00:34:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Wait!
02:00:34:2202:00:35:06Steve [Lashara]Thanks!
02:00:36:0602:00:37:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Where is it
02:00:37:2202:00:41:14Steve [Lashara]Well wait, are there any of the other creatures nearby?
02:00:40:0602:00:42:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]I get to choose who it is.
02:00:41:2102:00:49:27Dave [GM]Oh, you get… Okay, fine. You get to choose. There’s no other creature close unless you want him to spin around and hit the ogre. Can you grab me a couple more of those hands? I need two more.
02:00:42:2402:00:47:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, can you grab me?
02:00:42:2402:00:54:01Brin [Levitas]Um, can you grab the effect feature
02:00:52:2202:00:58:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Force that creature to repeat the same attack against another creature other than itself of my choice.
02:00:58:0202:00:59:15Dave [GM]Okay. Who do you want it to attack?
02:00:58:0302:00:58:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay!
02:01:00:2002:01:03:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]What’s the closest one to him? The Ogre Boy?
02:01:03:0702:01:04:22Dave [GM]Yeah, it’s going to be…
02:01:03:1002:01:03:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah
02:01:06:0302:01:10:28Steve [Lashara]ogre is not one of us. That was just a monster.
02:01:10:1402:01:11:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, that is
02:01:12:2602:01:13:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Krengrun.
02:01:13:1102:01:13:29Dave [GM]That’s Kringrove.
02:01:13:2702:01:17:02Steve [Lashara]That’s Krengrom. Okay, so wait, who’s the guy who’s by the gate?
02:01:17:2902:01:19:12Dave [GM]very, very large
02:01:20:1502:01:22:02Steve [Lashara]That’s a flesh skull. Okay, okay.
02:01:22:1102:01:26:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, so spin them around and have them hack off
02:01:25:1202:01:30:05Brin [Levitas]So he is going to be speaking at a friend room
02:01:26:1102:01:30:06Dave [GM]He’s going to take a swing at Krengrum
02:01:26:1602:01:43:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]So the guinea
02:01:26:2602:01:29:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He’s gonna take swing and attack
02:01:30:0402:01:31:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh
02:01:33:0702:01:43:26Dave [GM]Let’s see how this attack goes So he makes a melee attack
02:01:43:0702:01:46:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]midday tag 9-16
02:01:43:1302:01:45:26Brin [Levitas]that has 960
02:01:43:1702:01:46:07Jesse [Father ITYS]attack at 9-16
02:01:43:1802:02:01:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]cat has 9 -16 ships, and
02:01:43:2602:01:46:00Dave [GM]at 916
02:01:46:0202:01:56:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He hits the
02:01:47:0902:01:57:01Dave [GM]on Krengram and that actually hits so we are going to do our slashing damage
02:01:51:1102:01:59:07Brin [Levitas]You are clashing your head
02:01:51:2702:01:52:26Steve [Lashara]Good to know.
02:01:56:1502:02:00:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]black man, that’s 10 for his black man.
02:01:57:0102:02:08:07Dave [GM]so that’s 10 points of slashing damage and then he is also going to 5 damage as well
02:01:59:0702:02:15:02Brin [Levitas]And then the screencasts
02:02:01:2002:02:12:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Krimgrom
02:02:03:1202:02:11:27Steve [Lashara]And then Krengram
02:02:03:1202:02:11:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And then so Krengrom
02:02:08:2302:02:16:22Dave [GM]so that is 15 points of damage Krengrom screams as his shin catches on fire
02:02:17:1602:02:18:15Steve [Lashara]as one does
02:02:19:0602:02:20:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Appropriate response.
02:02:21:1002:02:25:29Steve [Lashara]maybe if there was a hand there to help put it out crawling up his leg
02:02:24:2502:02:35:19Dave [GM]every little bit helps Okay, so the next thing that happens is out of the sky comes Kava Basia.
02:02:25:2902:02:26:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah.
02:02:26:1102:02:33:20Brin [Levitas]there. Okay, so next thing that happens is out of the sky comes
02:02:27:0802:02:34:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]OK. So next thing that happens is out of the sky from Tom
02:02:27:0802:02:35:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay so next thing that happens is out of the sky comes Pado.
02:02:27:2102:02:39:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, after reaching out of this bug, we’re
02:02:33:2002:02:49:24Brin [Levitas]and we’re going
02:02:35:2902:02:43:12Dave [GM]She is going to move 30 feet toward old man Jenkins and she is going
02:02:43:1202:02:48:29Dave [GM]to cast actually just melee attacks.
02:02:49:0502:02:59:13Dave [GM]So we’re gonna go a claw attack and then a bite attack. so the first attack is uh 27 to hit i’m pretty sure that’s
02:02:49:2402:02:57:08Brin [Levitas]to go watch it through a track.
02:02:49:2402:02:51:00Jesse [Father ITYS]to go…
02:02:58:0002:03:03:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s a dragon.
02:03:01:1802:03:02:08Steve [Lashara]Haley’s like
02:03:03:0202:03:10:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I know but how are you ever supposed to not get hit in this game you
02:03:06:0402:03:06:18Steve [Lashara]well
02:03:06:1102:03:08:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]The point is that you do get hit.
02:03:10:2002:03:15:03Dave [GM]22 points of bite damage so it’s piercing damage do you have resistance
02:03:11:1602:03:12:07Brin [Levitas]be close by
02:03:15:1702:03:27:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]If she took seven, if she drank potion seven then she would. Number seven gives resistance to
02:03:18:2902:03:23:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]only drink three potions
02:03:27:2202:03:29:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]bludge piercing slash
02:03:30:1602:03:33:02Dave [GM]it’s going to make a an additional bite attack
02:03:34:1302:03:38:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, man. I had advantage on strength checks. Dang it!
02:03:35:1802:03:43:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I do have no, I
02:03:37:1002:03:46:13Dave [GM]uh 12 12 on that one does it hit hailey okay um and then it is going to make
02:03:43:2402:03:59:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]have 16. No
02:03:48:0202:03:51:27Dave [GM]so it’s in a clawed uh so two bites and a claw
02:03:54:2302:04:05:04Dave [GM]uh okay 14 does that hit okay all right well distracted in the night air Kava hits once and misses
02:03:59:0202:04:09:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]she never was very charismatic
02:04:05:0402:04:06:25Dave [GM]the other two pretty poorly.
02:04:09:1602:04:13:05Dave [GM]going to fly off this way.
02:04:13:1002:04:19:13Steve [Lashara]doesn’t that give her an attack of advantage for you, Haley?
02:04:14:0802:04:15:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Advantage attack?
02:04:15:1602:04:17:01Dave [GM]Does give attack of advantage.
02:04:19:2902:04:24:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]hit her. I have no weapons!
02:04:20:0602:04:22:14Dave [GM]Yeah, but it has to be… It’s a melee attack.
02:04:24:1602:04:27:20Steve [Lashara]Just smack her rump as she goes away.
02:04:26:1602:04:27:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Eh.
02:04:28:2402:04:29:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Eh.
02:04:29:0302:04:31:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh… I have…
02:04:31:1302:04:32:28Steve [Lashara]You go, you thick mama!
02:04:33:1202:04:44:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Like, I literally don’t have any weapons? Sure, I’ll smack her across the cheek.
02:04:36:2802:04:38:11Dave [GM]You can do an unarmed strike
02:04:39:0002:04:40:26Steve [Lashara]Yeah, just do it. Come on.
02:04:40:1902:04:42:13Dave [GM]every little bit helps.
02:04:44:1402:04:49:23Dave [GM]All right, so that is just a straight strength throw, I think.
02:04:53:1402:04:54:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh, sixteen.
02:04:55:0702:04:57:13Dave [GM]16. A 16?
02:05:00:2502:05:01:10Dave [GM]That misses.
02:05:02:2002:05:03:27Dave [GM]Okay, so…
02:05:03:2202:05:05:25Steve [Lashara]It hit, but she didn’t notice.
02:05:07:1002:05:10:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, our…
02:05:07:2102:05:10:19Brin [Levitas]Um okay uh
02:05:08:2702:05:15:13Dave [GM]This guy right here, our flesh golem is going to move over towards the people he can see who are over there
02:05:10:2602:05:11:08Steve [Lashara]Flesh Golem?
02:05:17:0102:05:21:22Dave [GM]and gonna take a swing at Lashara and Pet Peeve
02:05:22:0402:05:23:08Steve [Lashara]Yes, Puppers.
02:05:22:2802:05:30:26Dave [GM]actually he’s just going to take a swing at pet peeve um and so he just kind of comes in
02:05:23:2002:05:30:25Brin [Levitas]He kind of comes in
02:05:24:1902:05:32:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]this one in two seconds.
02:05:25:2102:05:25:28Steve [Lashara]Okay.
02:05:27:0402:05:33:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]and we kind of come in and do a couple people’s back down
02:05:30:2602:05:38:02Dave [GM]little clumsy swings that giant hammer um and we
02:05:38:0202:05:47:28Dave [GM]are going to oops sorry that was wrong
02:05:46:1902:05:47:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Sorry, no
02:05:47:2802:05:54:11Dave [GM]that was the wrong sheet so you can not worry about that this is the one you
02:05:49:1202:05:54:29Brin [Levitas]the one you need to worry about
02:05:53:0602:05:58:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This is the one you’ve worried about. Fifteen.
02:05:53:1702:05:54:29Jesse [Father ITYS]This is the one you can break up.
02:05:57:1802:05:58:03Brin [Levitas]Fifteen
02:05:59:0902:06:00:13Steve [Lashara]15 hits.
02:06:00:1802:06:04:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]and see the same thing with that?
02:06:01:1702:06:09:13Dave [GM]it does a slam attack for 12 points of damage
02:06:01:2702:06:06:29Jesse [Father ITYS]I need to slam that over…
02:06:04:1302:06:09:11Brin [Levitas]Both ones again
02:06:14:0202:06:17:28Steve [Lashara]Actually, I’m going to impose disadvantage on the attack roll.
02:06:17:1802:06:25:09Dave [GM]okay so I’ll roll again oh nat 1 okay so on the disadvantage roll
02:06:17:2702:06:25:11Brin [Levitas]Okay, so on the discontrol
02:06:22:1902:06:24:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, yeah.
02:06:23:2902:06:24:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]on a
02:06:25:0902:06:34:08Dave [GM]it swings and um a little off balance with the hammer uh it goes prone and the hammer actually
02:06:25:1102:06:34:06Brin [Levitas]scene and a little off balance with the hammer it goes thrown and the Timber actually
02:06:38:2502:06:41:15Steve [Lashara]Now he knows what it feels like!
02:06:41:1702:06:46:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You’re only two, guys. Oh!
02:06:41:1802:06:42:07Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:06:41:2102:06:51:12Dave [GM]only gets hit with the guys are just gonna three stooges these guys to death aren’t you uh 13 to hit which actually
02:06:42:1902:06:53:14Steve [Lashara]Oh my gosh.
02:06:44:0502:06:47:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:06:44:1402:06:46:21Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:06:44:1402:06:46:21Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:06:44:1402:06:47:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:06:44:2402:06:47:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:06:46:1902:06:49:04Brin [Levitas]13 um
02:06:47:0002:06:57:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]13 with actually gets the bat is .
02:06:52:1402:06:59:15Dave [GM]hits um so that is 16 points of damage oh my freaking gosh
02:06:53:1602:06:54:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Wow, nice.
02:06:56:0402:06:58:08Brin [Levitas]okay
02:06:59:0502:07:00:26Steve [Lashara]Did you say that he fell prone?
02:07:01:0602:07:05:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]The question so…
02:07:01:1202:07:02:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, let’s go.
02:07:04:1602:07:14:26Dave [GM]um so okay 16 points to damage all right and in the meantime since you guys have message
02:07:05:2702:07:08:25Steve [Lashara]Nice. Get him.
02:07:05:2802:07:06:28Jesse [Father ITYS]Hit him!
02:07:08:2702:07:11:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, you can do it. Alright. Any time?
02:07:09:0302:07:10:21Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay, good one. All right.
02:07:14:2602:07:25:11Dave [GM]you can be discussing what you guys want to do while i’m just pummeling you um well now kringrum’s gonna come over and take a swing at lashara
02:07:19:1502:07:21:07Steve [Lashara]Pummeling us or pummeling yourself?
02:07:25:1102:07:36:04Dave [GM]with a lot larger club that is stained the blood of baby seals so you feel bad about that with your lip um can you can you move
02:07:26:2302:07:30:01Brin [Levitas]that stained the blood of ADT.
02:07:28:2802:07:31:08Steve [Lashara]of countless baby seals.
02:07:31:1202:07:33:17Brin [Levitas]So, you feel bad about that?
02:07:34:1802:07:37:29Brin [Levitas]Um… Can we move it a little closer?
02:07:34:2202:07:41:28Jesse [Father ITYS]You should try and find that guy with your spell.
02:07:37:1402:07:44:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Well, it would only have worked
02:07:44:1602:07:50:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]because it was a chain reaction.
02:07:44:2602:07:51:14Brin [Levitas]Okay, so
02:07:46:2502:07:47:19Jesse [Father ITYS]What do you mean?
02:07:50:1102:07:51:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay so
02:07:51:1402:07:59:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And like if she was within range to him, it would have like chain reacted. But if she’s not in there anymore,
02:07:51:2102:08:01:21Steve [Lashara]Jesse, you should be looking too against me.
02:07:59:1602:08:04:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]she moved.
02:08:03:0302:08:03:26Steve [Lashara]13 misses.
02:08:06:0902:08:08:13Brin [Levitas]attack is nat 20
02:08:06:1702:08:17:07Dave [GM]is a nat 20 uh that with for a 28 hit okay so we’re rolling damage um
02:08:08:2502:08:09:25Steve [Lashara]Nat 20 misses somehow.
02:08:10:1702:08:11:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:08:11:1302:08:20:02Jesse [Father ITYS]and 16
02:08:12:1302:08:15:17Brin [Levitas]hit okay, so we’re going with damage
02:08:19:0202:08:27:01Dave [GM]16 double 32 points of damage uh okay
02:08:19:1102:08:21:11Brin [Levitas]16 double 32 points damage
02:08:21:1702:08:27:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Do you have stone skin by any chance?
02:08:22:0302:08:34:13Brin [Levitas]As that
02:08:22:2302:08:24:06Steve [Lashara]I disapprove.
02:08:27:0102:08:38:02Dave [GM]so as that happens you hear a guttural scream
02:08:27:2902:08:37:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, so as that happens You hear a gutter roll
02:08:31:0102:08:32:25Steve [Lashara]I think I have something that I can’t remember.
02:08:33:2302:08:41:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]as that happens, you hear a guttural scream come in infernal from
02:08:34:1302:08:43:11Brin [Levitas]happens, you hear a guttural scream come infernal from Sheffields.
02:08:38:0202:08:45:15Dave [GM]um come in infernal from shadows lawrence shadows uh
02:08:38:1702:08:41:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Come an infernal From
02:08:39:2002:08:40:17Jesse [Father ITYS]colonel
02:08:43:1502:08:51:24Brin [Levitas]Lawrence of Sheckields has made it through the tavern to hold in the taverne.
02:08:45:0702:08:55:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He has made it through tavern top, ripped the whole tavern, jumped down and he had seen Father
02:08:45:1502:08:56:28Dave [GM]he has made it through the tavern top ripped a hole in the taverne he’s jumped down and he has seen father idios on the other side and
02:08:45:1902:08:52:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]He has He just made it through the tavern top, ripped a hole of his caverns and jumped down.
02:08:47:2002:08:48:03Jesse [Father ITYS]through
02:08:52:0202:09:02:28Brin [Levitas]He’s jumped down and he has seen Father Pius on his side He’s going to go over the floor and just punch, break through.
02:08:53:1302:09:02:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]And he’s going to go over the floor and just punch the rain through.
02:08:54:1302:08:55:05Jesse [Father ITYS]father
02:08:55:0602:09:03:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He is going to go over the floor and just work great for you.
02:08:56:2802:09:02:27Dave [GM]He’s going to go over to the door and just punch straight through.
02:09:02:1102:09:11:17Steve [Lashara]I was going to say, Jesse, you’re not engaged with anybody. But now you are.
02:09:04:1402:09:05:04Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:09:06:2602:09:08:05Jesse [Father ITYS]don’t help him
02:09:11:0702:09:12:08Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah
02:09:13:2502:09:16:25Dave [GM]Wow, I mean he’s been able to talk himself out of almost everything.
02:09:15:1502:09:21:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so much, what’s your reaction?
02:09:17:0702:09:19:19Jesse [Father ITYS]can I say something to him real quick
02:09:18:2802:09:26:11Brin [Levitas]What’s your reaction? Uh, Jeff. It’s a reaction, Jeff Reaction
02:09:20:2602:09:22:23Dave [GM]What’s your reaction, Jest?
02:09:23:0302:09:32:01Jesse [Father ITYS]my what yeah oh um um
02:09:24:0902:09:27:09Dave [GM]Your reaction, jest. Your reaction of talking back to him.
02:09:32:0102:09:41:03Jesse [Father ITYS]sorry we took the wrong we took the wrong portal we’re not we uh we found them like this
02:09:34:0202:09:34:18Dave [GM]Too late.
02:09:37:0802:09:39:24Brin [Levitas]And no hair
02:09:38:0202:09:39:01Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:09:38:0702:09:39:23Dave [GM]We didn’t mean to end up here.
02:09:40:0902:09:42:17Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:09:40:0902:09:43:06Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:09:40:2902:09:42:17Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:09:41:1702:09:49:09Dave [GM]well he’s taken so like back by you talking to him that he rolled a 13 does that miss
02:09:42:0702:09:43:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he’s taken so
02:09:42:1202:09:48:04Brin [Levitas]He’s taken so Like back by you That he will
02:09:44:2102:09:47:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Did you think that we did this?
02:09:48:0402:09:48:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]work
02:09:49:2902:09:54:04Dave [GM]and so the fork that he was trying to stab you with goes right past your head
02:09:50:1002:09:54:05Brin [Levitas]That he was trying to stab Right past his head
02:09:51:0002:09:55:22Steve [Lashara]Is it a fondue fork?
02:09:51:2102:09:54:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]right past his head
02:09:55:2002:09:58:26Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:09:57:0902:10:06:17Brin [Levitas]It actually has Has like The names of like What was the monastery
02:09:57:1302:09:58:02Steve [Lashara]Okay.
02:09:59:1002:10:01:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and it actually has
02:09:59:2202:10:00:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Very fancy.
02:10:01:0502:10:07:10Dave [GM]has has like the names of like what was the monastery that you grew up in?
02:10:06:1702:10:12:17Brin [Levitas]It has the pace of all
02:10:07:1902:10:08:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, man, I don’t remember.
02:10:09:0802:10:17:02Dave [GM]The Medina Monastery. It has the names of all of people that he grew up with and each one of them has been crossed off.
02:10:09:0802:10:10:26Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:10:13:0302:10:16:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]people that you’re up with and put the rock off.
02:10:16:1002:10:17:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, gosh.
02:10:18:1002:10:32:22Steve [Lashara]Yeah, yeah.
02:10:18:2602:10:30:01Jesse [Father ITYS]thought it was gonna be sweet that’s what
02:10:20:1402:10:21:13Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:10:23:0202:10:29:05Dave [GM]No, he went into an extra-dimensional plane and came back different. Have you guys seen Pet Sematary?
02:10:23:0802:10:34:09Brin [Levitas]Okay, so
02:10:30:0102:10:34:02Jesse [Father ITYS]i was getting from zen Yeah, that’s what I was thinking when you were telling us this story. Okay.
02:10:33:0702:10:35:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Did you see it?
02:10:33:1302:10:38:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, so he’s going to take a little bit of battle.
02:10:33:1602:10:35:27Dave [GM]Okay, so he’s going to take another swing at you
02:10:34:0902:10:56:17Brin [Levitas]The fork went
02:10:36:0402:10:41:21Jesse [Father ITYS]No, but they’re not going to let the pet die. They have to bring him back and then he’s different.
02:10:42:2802:10:52:13Dave [GM]and that was a great 80s song never mind by cindy lopper yeah okay uh if i can find it i will someone finds it i’ll listen to it um the tail
02:10:46:1202:10:48:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nah. Which one?
02:10:46:2202:10:47:16Jesse [Father ITYS]You can play it.
02:10:52:1302:10:58:01Dave [GM]so that’s 22 to hit on this one sorry so the fork went out and then his tails just coming straight
02:10:52:2002:10:53:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]22 minutes.
02:10:56:1702:10:57:29Brin [Levitas]out and then Yeah
02:11:01:2202:11:09:18Jesse [Father ITYS]Hold on. Can I use your reaction on his first attack since he missed? I have a reaction. I have an opportunity attack. Is that…
02:11:05:1302:11:12:26Dave [GM]well uh the reaction opportunity attack is when he’s leaving your
02:11:05:2102:11:06:12Brin [Levitas]Whoa
02:11:12:0902:11:22:28Steve [Lashara]this is going to be 20 seconds.
02:11:12:2602:11:23:05Dave [GM]space he’s engaging with you right now um okay so this is going to be 14 points of damage from
02:11:13:1202:11:13:24Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh.
02:11:14:2502:11:18:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay. Okay, so this is going to be…
02:11:14:2702:11:18:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]OK, so this will be
02:11:15:2802:11:22:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, so this is going to be 15 points of damage
02:11:16:0802:11:18:08Brin [Levitas]So this is going to be
02:11:22:1502:11:23:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]tailed
02:11:23:0502:11:34:20Dave [GM]the tail and you must succeed in a dc 17 constitution saving throw oh
02:11:24:0702:11:36:04Brin [Levitas]And you must You are not undead
02:11:24:2302:11:36:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh no, sorry. We’re not on deck.
02:11:34:2002:11:40:27Dave [GM]no sorry you are not undead never mind uh you’re good and then for his last attack he is going
02:11:34:2102:11:36:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no sorry. You are not undead.
02:11:34:2702:11:46:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]sorry. We’re not undefeated. And then we’ll laugh at you… which isn’t pro, it’s like pro.
02:11:36:0402:11:46:25Brin [Levitas]And then for his last task He’s going to curl flames at you, which isn’t pro. It’s like bro.
02:11:37:2702:11:45:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And then for his last cat’s turtle tattoo which
02:11:38:1002:11:45:23Jesse [Father ITYS]and then you laugh at what curl at you which isn’t
02:11:40:2702:11:48:17Dave [GM]to use pearl flame at you which isn’t throw it’s like throw up like
02:11:45:0602:11:52:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]isn’t a crow but uh yeah
02:11:48:1702:11:55:01Dave [GM]uh 13 to hit yeah okay so he
02:11:50:2902:11:53:20Steve [Lashara]It’s basically just Cheez Whiz.
02:11:52:1802:11:58:08Jesse [Father ITYS]no yeah okay so he fizzes out a little bit
02:11:55:0502:11:55:29Brin [Levitas]regurgitated
02:11:55:1802:12:04:25Dave [GM]he spits a giant amount of fire and it like follows the path of his vicious fork that has
02:11:57:0802:11:58:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Spicy Cheez Whiz
02:11:58:0802:12:07:19Jesse [Father ITYS]and it starts
02:11:59:0002:11:59:26Steve [Lashara]Jalapeno
02:11:59:2602:12:22:21Steve [Lashara]some people’s
02:12:00:0802:12:25:19Brin [Levitas]I’m just
02:12:04:2502:12:11:04Dave [GM]all the monastery people crossed off him and it starts that tree on fire can we grab a fire
02:12:10:1802:12:19:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]wasn’t that tree already on fire? isn’t it already burned I’m sorry
02:12:15:0102:12:18:24Dave [GM]Well, it’s cindered for a little bit. Let me have this Haley.
02:12:20:0502:12:20:29Dave [GM]My gosh!
02:12:22:2102:12:22:29Steve [Lashara]kids
02:12:23:1502:12:27:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]just being realistic here as we’re playing Dungeons and Dragons
02:12:29:0202:12:30:12Brin [Levitas]in a hat
02:12:29:2702:12:32:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]as your guy is 30 feet in the air.
02:12:31:2102:12:33:11Dave [GM]hello, my name is Dungeon Master.
02:12:32:0202:12:32:28Brin [Levitas]My name is
02:12:34:2902:12:39:18Dave [GM]Okay so the horned devil did not do a very good job
02:12:35:0502:12:43:17Brin [Levitas]So the horn devil so we have our other question
02:12:37:1902:12:47:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the two
02:12:41:0102:12:43:27Dave [GM]So we have our other flesh golem
02:12:41:1302:12:42:18Jesse [Father ITYS]we have
02:12:45:0402:12:46:06Dave [GM]Where did he go?
02:12:45:1902:12:46:15Steve [Lashara]Really?
02:12:47:0102:12:48:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]There’s a prone one?
02:12:47:1302:12:54:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]right there? There was only over two right there.
02:12:48:2202:12:51:23Dave [GM]there’s the prone one and there’s one more that’s about his size
02:12:49:0102:12:50:24Brin [Levitas]There’s a pro one and there is one more of it.
02:12:51:2002:12:53:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, I only saw that one.
02:12:53:0302:13:01:14Jesse [Father ITYS]that he’s going to move in
02:12:53:1902:13:04:23Steve [Lashara]Oh, he was on the other side But he was over here trying to climb up the stairs
02:12:56:0702:12:56:24Dave [GM]okay
02:12:58:2102:13:02:09Dave [GM]still in so he’s gonna move in and
02:13:04:2302:13:06:27Steve [Lashara]to paw at the air.
02:13:05:0802:13:05:25Dave [GM]gonna go up
02:13:07:0902:13:10:04Brin [Levitas]He’s gonna try to jump and take his five feet.
02:13:07:1102:13:10:19Dave [GM]gonna try to jump and take a swipe at Haley
02:13:08:0302:13:09:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]try to jump and take the slide.
02:13:08:2802:13:09:29Jesse [Father ITYS]and take a slide.
02:13:11:0102:13:17:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]60 feet up, am i up my… I am 30 feet up.
02:13:11:2602:13:22:16Brin [Levitas]Isn’t the guy with the gun arm… isn’t he like severely injured?
02:13:13:1402:13:13:26Dave [GM]feet up
02:13:17:2202:13:18:21Dave [GM]okay
02:13:24:0502:13:25:11Dave [GM]well no well
02:13:24:2002:13:26:12Steve [Lashara]Not severely, I don’t think.
02:13:25:1002:13:28:08Brin [Levitas]Can we pretend?
02:13:26:2602:13:28:18Dave [GM]cut himself several times
02:13:29:0702:13:34:05Steve [Lashara]It gives him power to stab his friend in the leg.
02:13:33:2902:13:35:20Brin [Levitas]That sounds like bullcrum.
02:13:37:2402:13:38:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay.
02:13:41:1202:13:45:18Steve [Lashara]Let’s just say he unironically wears My Chemical Romance t-shirts, okay?
02:13:45:0302:13:46:12Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:13:45:1502:13:46:29Dave [GM]my alchemical romance
02:13:45:2802:13:47:18Jesse [Father ITYS]my hour camera
02:13:47:0002:13:49:24Steve [Lashara]My Alchemical Romance that listens to on iBard
02:13:47:2002:13:49:08Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:13:49:2402:14:03:25Steve [Lashara]I was
02:13:49:2702:13:50:26Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:13:54:0202:13:56:26Dave [GM]you miss oh gosh how
02:13:58:0602:14:00:20Dave [GM]Okay, I was doing this too. It’s the same thing. 15-15.
02:14:03:0202:14:03:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Nice try.
02:14:03:2502:14:06:00Steve [Lashara]hoping he would get an At One and just fall off the stairs
02:14:06:0902:14:07:29Dave [GM]He’s basically high-fiving your feet.
02:14:09:0902:14:10:09Steve [Lashara]Tickle, tickle.
02:14:10:0502:14:17:21Jesse [Father ITYS]watch those hands do you have a cod piece on
02:14:10:1202:14:11:03Dave [GM]Tickle tickle.
02:14:12:0402:14:21:01Brin [Levitas]I hope you guys had time to discuss what we’re doing, because old magic is a hunker.
02:14:13:2902:14:15:18Steve [Lashara]Or beware the mace.
02:14:16:0702:14:24:17Dave [GM]Okay. I hope you guys had time to discuss what you’re doing because Old Man Jenkins. It’s up on the list but basically you guys can go in any order you want so free for all.
02:14:21:1602:14:22:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Why am I first?
02:14:22:2002:14:31:28Jesse [Father ITYS]oh okay i know what i’m gonna do i’m going to cast silence on our buddy right here um real quick
02:14:23:2802:14:24:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I was like, why am I third?
02:14:25:2502:14:26:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]What are you going to do?
02:14:30:2202:14:31:02Dave [GM]Okay?
02:14:32:1802:14:44:16Jesse [Father ITYS]and then uh we’re gonna run away a little bit so okay okay all right whatever
02:14:35:1402:14:41:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]let’s try
02:14:35:2902:14:47:19Steve [Lashara]Well he’s… If you run He gets an opportunity To hit ya And I’m going to While he’s like Being ready to roll I’m gonna have
02:14:40:2502:14:43:00Dave [GM]What you tried to do to me, I’m going to do it to you.
02:14:47:1902:14:56:28Steve [Lashara]Peeve Try to maul The flesh golem That’s on the ground What? And then I’ll do some attacks Against Yerlin Okay
02:14:54:1102:15:04:13Brin [Levitas]Yeah, go ahead and do that first thing you’ve got to get advantage. Let’s go ahead
02:14:55:0702:15:01:04Dave [GM]go ahead and do some attacks first against the guy that’s on the ground you get advantage of on that
02:14:56:0002:14:56:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and
02:15:02:2202:15:10:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]So let’s go ahead, and so let me know.
02:15:03:0502:15:09:23Dave [GM]so let’s go ahead and just let me know what I mean you’re going to hit yeah roll damage
02:15:04:0502:15:09:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]go ahead I mean you’re going to say
02:15:04:1302:15:09:18Brin [Levitas]and let me know what I mean You’re going to hit it So yeah We’ll say
02:15:07:2902:15:08:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:15:09:2902:15:12:08Steve [Lashara]Let me look that up Um
02:15:17:2602:15:29:09Jesse [Father ITYS]um well he’s doing that i rolled 13. i have plus three because of my amulet too so 16 for my spell and then I’m going to cast silence just like right on his mouth
02:15:22:1802:15:23:03Dave [GM]16
02:15:29:1902:15:30:18Dave [GM]so he
02:15:29:1902:15:32:20Jesse [Father ITYS]let me know
02:15:31:2702:15:35:07Dave [GM]let me now what your damage is real quick and then let’s resolve
02:15:32:1502:15:33:25Brin [Levitas]know What your damage is
02:15:37:1002:15:40:04Steve [Lashara]I think it was only five Bad puppy
02:15:40:2002:15:47:28Dave [GM]okay um yes so you cast that on the horn devil correct uh okay he has
02:15:40:2402:15:46:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yes so cast out four devils correct okay
02:15:41:0802:15:42:09Steve [Lashara]Yes
02:15:41:1002:15:46:23Jesse [Father ITYS]yes, so you cast that yeah okay
02:15:41:1702:15:46:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes? So you cast that one double, correct? Okay.
02:15:41:1702:15:45:02Brin [Levitas]Yes So You cast that on the foreign devil Correct?
02:15:46:1002:15:46:24Brin [Levitas]Okay
02:15:47:2802:15:52:29Dave [GM]all right so what’s the
02:15:51:0702:15:56:14Brin [Levitas]So What’s the The stating curl That you have to make Uh
02:15:51:1302:15:53:02Jesse [Father ITYS]so what’s the
02:15:51:2002:15:54:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]So what is the ?
02:15:51:2302:15:53:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]what’s the
02:15:52:2902:16:04:02Dave [GM]is it a saving throw that he has to make do you
02:15:55:2102:15:57:16Jesse [Father ITYS]um hold on
02:16:04:0202:16:15:11Dave [GM]guys know what you want to do okay brin you know what you wanna do oh as that fire started and it was so punished by what was happening
02:16:04:1102:16:05:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes.
02:16:06:2302:16:12:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that fire started and
02:16:09:0202:16:11:09Brin [Levitas]I’m going to fall away, so I’m a little nervous.
02:16:15:1102:16:23:13Dave [GM]um that has dispelled any darkness in the area so um you guys have pure like full sight going on
02:16:21:0802:16:27:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]even though
02:16:25:0002:16:32:13Dave [GM]so that means they can see you as well even though you know you’re you’re an
02:16:25:2402:16:33:00Steve [Lashara]up in the tree that’s on fire.
02:16:32:1202:16:38:22Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t have any saving throw in the description that he has to make on silent.
02:16:33:0402:16:34:04Brin [Levitas]Yeah, true.
02:16:42:2902:16:45:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]if you have consideration
02:16:43:0602:16:54:25Dave [GM]it’s concentration okay so you have to hold concentration on this so for the duration no sound could be created within the pass of a 20 foot radius sphere centered on the point you choose okay so if you centered it on him it’s going to follow him around
02:16:47:0102:16:47:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]no concentration
02:16:52:0602:16:53:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]consider it about him
02:16:54:2502:17:02:19Dave [GM]um but if you take a hit you lose concentration and it goes away but i mean
02:16:55:0002:16:56:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but
02:16:57:2502:17:04:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Back up.
02:17:02:1302:17:05:11Steve [Lashara]Be nimble, Jack.
02:17:05:0802:17:10:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Well, if I run away now how can I get it? How can I hit him?
02:17:08:2202:17:12:07Dave [GM]he’ll just get a fork or tail attack
02:17:10:1902:17:17:14Steve [Lashara]He’ll get… Yeah, he gets one attack against you as opposed to if you stay there then he’ll swing and be a bunch of them so…
02:17:15:2402:17:19:22Dave [GM]so but if it hits the concentration automatically
02:17:19:2802:17:29:04Steve [Lashara]But if If If he can do something to blind him or distract him or, you know. If Bjorn can…
02:17:25:1502:17:30:24Dave [GM]uh and do you have multiple attacks do you know multiple actions
02:17:26:0202:17:28:00Jesse [Father ITYS]Somebody else, get him out of there.
02:17:31:0802:17:33:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, I was going to use another action.
02:17:34:0902:17:44:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, I have multiple spells I can cast. I can’t cast two spells. Does that mean I have… Is that only two actions? Or does we have…
02:17:39:1002:17:49:02Brin [Levitas]So you can also move
02:17:43:2802:17:46:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It’s like two actions of two spells.
02:17:45:2302:17:57:06Dave [GM]you can… I don’t know if you have a bonus action disengage, but you can disengage and move away because if you disengage with your second action, you can move away. And he doesn’t get the opportunity to attack against you. So
02:17:49:0202:17:59:20Brin [Levitas]away and he doesn’t get the option, so if you want to silence him and then run away.
02:17:49:1802:17:56:08Steve [Lashara]in case he moves away and he does video. That’s a good point.
02:17:52:2302:17:54:14Jesse [Father ITYS]and he doesn’t really want
02:17:53:0502:17:59:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And he doesn’t get the opportunity to want to silence him in his runaway.
02:17:57:0602:17:59:20Dave [GM]if you want to silence him and then run away
02:17:57:2802:17:58:29Jesse [Father ITYS]to silence them
02:18:00:2802:18:01:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]That is a good idea.
02:18:03:0202:18:09:11Steve [Lashara]While while he decides which one to do I’m going to use my incredible
02:18:13:0302:18:20:07Steve [Lashara]crossbow against Deerlin and oops, wrong one.
02:18:18:2002:18:20:00Dave [GM]Photon Torpedoes
02:18:23:1802:18:25:26Steve [Lashara]That is 22 to hit
02:18:25:2402:18:26:23Dave [GM]22 hits
02:18:26:0102:18:26:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Yee!
02:18:26:2702:18:29:04Steve [Lashara]and that deals
02:18:30:0602:18:36:01Steve [Lashara]7 damage plus I’m going to also use my
02:18:43:0202:18:54:28Steve [Lashara]Arcane Jolt so when I hit with a magic weapon I can deliver an extra 46 force damage So I shall do that 120 Four. Roll.
02:18:44:0602:18:45:02Brin [Levitas]Okay
02:18:44:1502:18:45:02Dave [GM]Okay Okay.
02:18:57:1002:18:59:13Steve [Lashara]Dealing an additional 19 damage.
02:19:02:0702:19:14:04Steve [Lashara]Then for my second action, I’m just going to repeat… Rinse and repeat. So I blast him again. 13 probably misses. Oh wait, no.
02:19:14:1002:19:19:07Steve [Lashara]I do get advantage on attacks. So second one. Nat 20.
02:19:20:1202:19:21:29Steve [Lashara]So 31 to hit.
02:19:22:1402:19:22:17Brin [Levitas]Okay.
02:19:24:0402:19:25:18Steve [Lashara]And oops.
02:19:27:1802:19:29:18Steve [Lashara]Okay, stop. Stop. Go away.
02:19:31:1602:19:33:04Steve [Lashara]Not that one, dum-a-dum.
02:19:34:2902:19:37:12Steve [Lashara]All right. So that was…
02:19:45:1602:19:47:15Steve [Lashara]I accidentally unequipped my weapon.
02:19:48:2402:20:00:05Steve [Lashara]Stupid app. Dropped it! Okay, so… I’ve got it written down here. Yeah. Yeah, it was 1, 2, 3, 4… So 11 to 22 damage from that
02:20:00:0502:20:01:22Steve [Lashara]and then I will do an additional
02:20:02:2602:20:09:00Steve [Lashara]force two, three, four to deal an additional 16 damage.
02:20:08:1902:20:15:20Dave [GM]okay so six uh so yes um with the 22 he was down to one hit point and now
02:20:09:0902:20:15:20Brin [Levitas]Okay so yeah um with the 22 down at one point and now
02:20:15:0202:20:17:27Steve [Lashara]I obliterate my old self.
02:20:18:0502:20:21:29Dave [GM]it’s fitting that you just killed yourself very emo of you
02:20:19:2502:20:21:03Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:20:20:0002:20:20:16Steve [Lashara]Yep,
02:20:22:2202:20:24:00Steve [Lashara]I do this.
02:20:23:1002:20:32:22Dave [GM]I do this all the time so as you hit him he splays out on the ground and you see these pieces of
02:20:23:1902:20:30:26Brin [Levitas]So as he displays out the ground you see
02:20:24:0002:20:35:24Steve [Lashara]so as this plays out for
02:20:30:1402:20:38:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He sees his kind of amorous -like crack
02:20:32:0402:20:40:09Brin [Levitas]This is kind of emberous, like you see
02:20:33:1802:20:43:01Dave [GM]kind of emberous light crackle around him and you se these infernal runes
02:20:35:2402:20:40:07Steve [Lashara]his life and you see
02:20:38:0702:20:47:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]on the ground and see runaway rooms that have been written all across the body from a spell
02:20:40:0702:20:50:08Steve [Lashara]an ad plays there
02:20:40:0902:20:45:14Brin [Levitas]the infernal runes that have been written all
02:20:43:0102:20:53:11Dave [GM]that had been written all across his body start to dispel. And as he lays there with his hand up in the air,
02:20:45:1402:20:52:19Brin [Levitas]across the body and as he lays there with his hands up
02:20:46:2002:20:47:16Jesse [Father ITYS]his spell
02:20:47:1502:20:52:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And as he plays there, with his hands up
02:20:50:0802:21:02:22Steve [Lashara]with his last
02:20:51:0402:20:54:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, this is good.
02:20:52:1902:21:00:13Brin [Levitas]in the air, you can see him laying on the ground.
02:20:53:2602:21:05:08Dave [GM]you see Yurlin laying on the ground and with his last dying breath he takes out a knife
02:21:00:1902:21:08:15Brin [Levitas]And with his last dying breath, he takes out a handkerchief feeling
02:21:00:2702:21:02:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]and with his last
02:21:02:2202:21:11:16Steve [Lashara]guy no one
02:21:05:0802:21:10:15Dave [GM]and cuts his wrist dealing just his own final blow.
02:21:07:1502:21:10:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]a few weeks ago.
02:21:10:0902:21:12:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]One point damage left.
02:21:11:1602:21:17:00Steve [Lashara]can kill me but me
02:21:12:0802:21:13:00Dave [GM]Yeah, yeah.
02:21:16:1302:21:25:21Dave [GM]but me uh okay do yearland is the yearland has gone so one of the horsemen is gone
02:21:18:0702:21:19:06Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:21:21:0702:21:21:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay?
02:21:25:1502:21:36:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m going to throw my short sword up in the air and I’m gonna cast Conjure Barrage on it which lets me basically attack multiple creatures at once they must succeed a
02:21:36:2402:21:44:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]dexterity saving throw if they fail, they take 3d8 damage If they do pass, they still have to take half damage
02:21:42:0502:21:52:02Brin [Levitas]Okay, so throughout here it’s the Krengrom uh that and is
02:21:42:0502:21:43:05Dave [GM]which where you
02:21:44:0802:21:54:01Dave [GM]okay so you throw it up in the air it’s is it the is it krengrum that and is our horn is lawrence in there as well
02:21:44:1902:21:48:14Jesse [Father ITYS]and distance ourselves is that
02:21:44:2602:21:59:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]It is a
02:21:45:1602:21:48:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]here is the
02:21:51:0602:21:53:18Jesse [Father ITYS]otherwise we’re between
02:21:52:0202:22:06:01Brin [Levitas]um and
02:21:59:1402:22:00:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]60 foot range
02:22:01:0202:22:11:15Dave [GM]so yes lawrence yeah lawrence is in there as well um and within that sane sphere lashara and no
02:22:01:1402:22:05:25Steve [Lashara]I don’t think Frengrim is next to anyone.
02:22:01:2002:22:11:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]a cone so do
02:22:06:0102:22:09:04Brin [Levitas]within I think you’re
02:22:07:0102:22:12:26Jesse [Father ITYS]he tried to hit you didn’t he, Krengram?
02:22:11:0202:22:22:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]they count as creatures right right
02:22:11:1502:22:22:08Dave [GM]i would call i i think that’s kind of a call because with something like fireball it would you would take damage with
02:22:15:0502:22:23:14Brin [Levitas]I think there’s kind of a fault. With something like Fireball, you would take care of it, so
02:22:22:1102:22:32:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]but i’m purposefully attacking bad guys so it’s up to you i’m gonna let you make that call okay cool dexterity saving throws
02:22:31:0102:22:31:14Brin [Levitas]Um
02:22:32:1402:22:48:11Steve [Lashara]so
02:22:34:1502:22:45:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah, I was going to let you hit your guy and destroy him and then distance ourselves and we can cast spells from over here.
02:22:34:1502:22:44:01Dave [GM]Okay, so what you didn’t see were the crawling claws that were just starting to peek their way out from underneath you. So they all get hit as well.
02:22:34:2202:22:42:24Brin [Levitas]So what we didn’t see Were the crawling claws That are their way out So they
02:22:35:0002:22:40:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So what you didn’t see for 12 o’clock that .
02:22:40:0302:22:47:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]oh cool nice that
02:22:42:0302:22:43:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Distance or something?
02:22:44:2902:22:54:02Brin [Levitas]First XA But it takes half Five
02:22:44:2902:22:56:17Dave [GM]So first deck save is a 16, okay? But it takes half damage, right? Five for the second crawling claw.
02:22:45:1902:22:54:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]First, I’d say 5.
02:22:47:0402:22:49:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Does that work?
02:22:47:1402:22:56:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]passes correct that fails
02:22:52:1402:22:53:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay.
02:22:56:0202:23:04:10Jesse [Father ITYS]five i think when we message to each other we have to talk under the table actually I think we have a plan
02:22:57:2002:23:08:16Dave [GM]Six for the third failing. um okay so uh krengrom 19 um and then our
02:22:57:2802:22:58:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]6.
02:22:58:0802:23:06:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]fails anything below a 14 fails pass
02:23:02:0102:23:09:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, so I’m going to draw 19, and then our kids
02:23:04:0102:23:09:13Brin [Levitas]Friendrum 19 And then They are 9.
02:23:06:0602:23:20:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]half
02:23:08:1602:23:17:25Dave [GM]our devil friend on dex is oh nine
02:23:09:2002:23:18:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]are 9.
02:23:18:1402:23:19:26Jesse [Father ITYS]okay so
02:23:19:0002:23:20:21Brin [Levitas]Okay, so…
02:23:20:1902:23:23:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]damage and full damage what the freak
02:23:24:1402:23:25:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]five
02:23:25:1502:23:26:02Brin [Levitas]Okay, 5.
02:23:25:2802:23:32:22Steve [Lashara]three d eight and the best he gets to five good thing they’re squishy
02:23:27:2502:23:29:20Brin [Levitas]So how do you feel
02:23:29:2602:23:30:28Dave [GM]three of these crawling claws
02:23:32:0902:23:41:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]the swords that multiplied and started raining down just pierce each and every single one of them right in the middle pin them down to the ground
02:23:43:0602:23:47:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]little fingers wiggle and collapse
02:23:47:1902:23:58:16Dave [GM]ah nine -inch nails um okay uh so they’re all dead without even attacking once and our horned devil takes
02:23:49:2202:23:50:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]pretty much
02:23:49:2402:24:01:11Jesse [Father ITYS]nice they’re all dead and shrink up
02:23:52:0402:23:58:11Brin [Levitas]So they’re all dead without attacking once in our whatever
02:23:59:2002:24:04:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]do I get two actions or just one
02:24:01:1102:24:02:04Jesse [Father ITYS]what
02:24:01:2102:24:02:22Brin [Levitas]or 5
02:24:05:0902:24:05:20Brin [Levitas]I don’t know
02:24:05:1502:24:08:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]where does it say it though yeah, I get 2 actions
02:24:05:1602:24:06:03Dave [GM]your character sheet
02:24:07:0702:24:16:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And if you drink, where does it say?
02:24:08:2302:24:18:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, and then I’m going to turn towards Krengrom.
02:24:18:2902:24:19:03Brin [Levitas]Okay?
02:24:21:2602:24:28:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]And actually, I’m not engaged with anybody, right? There’s no one next… Okay, so I’m gonna back up
02:24:28:2702:24:32:24Dave [GM]Yeah, you have to be five feet away from everyone so I think you’re ten feet away.
02:24:31:1302:24:31:23Brin [Levitas]guy.
02:24:34:0202:24:35:00Steve [Lashara]Run to the fire. Yeah.
02:24:35:2802:24:36:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]just gonna shoot him.
02:24:36:2202:24:38:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s what I’m debating right now.
02:24:37:0502:24:37:22Dave [GM]Okay!
02:24:37:1302:24:38:26Brin [Levitas]Okay? Pick her up.
02:24:40:0902:24:43:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]And it is 19 to hit.
02:24:43:1702:24:45:10Brin [Levitas]She’s a hit on turn girl.
02:24:44:1102:24:46:26Dave [GM]On Kringrum, 19 hits
02:24:45:1402:24:45:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Mm-hmm.
02:24:47:0302:24:47:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes.
02:24:48:2302:24:53:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]And that’s gonna blast him with 10, 11 points of damage.
02:24:53:2302:24:54:19Brin [Levitas]get over there.
02:24:57:1802:24:58:04Brin [Levitas]Okay.
02:24:58:2102:24:59:27Dave [GM]every little bit helps
02:25:02:2102:25:04:03Steve [Lashara]That hurt you.
02:25:02:2102:25:07:18Brin [Levitas]That was my fifth device. See you later.
02:25:02:2202:25:05:04Dave [GM]is that everything for you? Okay
02:25:02:2502:25:08:03Jesse [Father ITYS]I think you still have doubled it.
02:25:03:2102:25:05:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]That was my two actions here.
02:25:06:1602:25:07:04Dave [GM]Ideas
02:25:08:1202:25:09:00Steve [Lashara]Ideas.
02:25:08:2002:25:09:26Dave [GM]Levitus Jenkins
02:25:09:1602:25:13:02Brin [Levitas]Thank you so much. There’s always time getting over there.
02:25:09:2802:25:14:15Jesse [Father ITYS]You can get there, but you have to be face-to-face with them.
02:25:10:1602:25:13:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]it is when he casted silence nice
02:25:14:1102:25:17:16Steve [Lashara]Ideas still has one action that he can use.
02:25:15:1902:25:24:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]If I, just so I know, if I like use something for my ring of spell storing is it an action?
02:25:25:0402:25:27:00Dave [GM]Yes, it is.
02:25:25:0502:25:26:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]it is
02:25:29:1102:25:32:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m gonna move yeah
02:25:29:1402:25:39:24Jesse [Father ITYS]You might not be able To fly into the double bag So i would swing for
02:25:30:1402:25:34:03Dave [GM]You right now are probably the only one that can see Kava by
02:25:33:1602:25:34:23Steve [Lashara]yeah
02:25:40:2602:25:41:19Dave [GM]There you go.
02:25:43:0502:25:49:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What is her range to him
02:25:43:1902:25:45:01Brin [Levitas]I’ll flight above
02:25:50:1402:26:00:08Dave [GM]She is 60 feet up and 40 feet away from the ogre so 100 feet but if you want to know her movement speed
02:25:55:0102:26:09:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay I
02:25:56:2202:26:09:04Brin [Levitas]But you want to know, her movement is fake.
02:26:02:0202:26:08:15Dave [GM]is 40 feet So I mean she could dash
02:26:08:1402:26:15:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]hey hayley why don’t you do a perception check on their bodies and see if you can see those runes if they’re visible.
02:26:17:1702:26:18:04Dave [GM]have true sight?
02:26:19:0302:26:30:16Jesse [Father ITYS]I thought they disappeared when he transformed back into it.
02:26:19:0802:26:26:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay I have true sight sure
02:26:19:1402:26:20:04Steve [Lashara]yeah, you should stop
02:26:21:0802:26:28:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]got it. Well we heard you and that’s why I’m saying can we see
02:26:21:2502:26:21:29Brin [Levitas]Great!
02:26:28:0802:26:36:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]them? Okay, true sight I’ve got true sight
02:26:31:1102:26:33:09Dave [GM]they but they’re there
02:26:40:1002:26:47:02Dave [GM]want to investigate okay so um go ahead and do
02:26:41:1702:26:42:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes, you do
02:26:43:1402:26:43:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I do.
02:26:44:2502:26:47:06Brin [Levitas]So go ahead and…
02:26:45:0702:26:45:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sorry
02:26:47:0702:26:48:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait is that an action though?
02:26:48:2402:26:53:23Dave [GM]um i’m gonna give his reaction for passive perception actually so what is your passive
02:26:49:1902:27:00:04Brin [Levitas]I’m going to give a reaction for a passcode So what did your passcode say
02:26:51:0102:26:56:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]It is 16
02:26:52:0502:26:53:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]pattern?
02:26:53:2302:27:02:29Dave [GM]perception so 16 for you and then on jenkins it should be right up there i can’t read it
02:26:58:1902:27:00:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And then on .
02:27:01:1002:27:02:08Brin [Levitas]Right up here
02:27:02:2902:27:10:13Dave [GM]my glasses but 13 okay so um 13
02:27:08:1402:27:16:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So you are able to see ,
02:27:08:2802:27:18:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]13 are able to see you,
02:27:10:1302:27:15:15Dave [GM]on a 13 passive perception you are able to see uh these infernal
02:27:12:1902:27:14:16Steve [Lashara]aren’t able to see the
02:27:15:1502:27:23:09Dave [GM]runes that have been carved into the skin um but you can’t lead them because you don’t speak
02:27:16:1402:27:21:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but you can’t .
02:27:18:1002:27:27:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]but you can’t also see
02:27:23:0902:27:32:15Dave [GM]infernal right um so but what you’re also seeing with a 16 you’re not seeing the full rune it’s
02:27:23:1702:27:24:21Steve [Lashara]I speak infertile.
02:27:24:1002:27:29:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No. But what you’re also seeing with 16,
02:27:26:0002:27:32:28Jesse [Father ITYS]we all have one.
02:27:28:2902:27:30:18Steve [Lashara]It’s part of your conversion story.
02:27:30:1302:27:35:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you’re not seeing people kind of like moving through it.
02:27:32:1502:27:38:04Dave [GM]kind of like the flame is moving through it and so it’s tracing but you can’t make out what the
02:27:34:1602:27:39:11Jesse [Father ITYS]So one of us should probably stay and read those
02:27:38:0402:27:45:21Dave [GM]full runes but you see that on kava there are infernal runes uh carved into her skin
02:27:39:0202:27:44:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But you can see that on Kava there are fur.
02:27:41:0402:27:48:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]Tava there are I have a password.
02:27:46:1602:27:47:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Fur girl.
02:27:46:2702:27:51:09Steve [Lashara]I have a passive perception of 15, can I see that and read it?
02:27:52:0702:27:56:08Dave [GM]if it was if you had any actions left i would say yes you’ve already attacked
02:27:56:2002:27:58:08Brin [Levitas]But isn’t it passive?
02:27:59:0402:28:05:11Steve [Lashara]I mean, I technically have two attack per action and I have two actions if we’re being really specific
02:28:03:0702:28:10:13Brin [Levitas]I would say that you can look at it with courage and look
02:28:05:1102:28:14:16Steve [Lashara]I look at them this turn I hereby declare it
02:28:05:2202:28:08:14Dave [GM]that you can look at them this turn
02:28:12:2602:28:17:19Brin [Levitas]Okay, but I hereby recognize the room for sure.
02:28:13:1302:28:15:20Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:28:14:1602:28:17:18Dave [GM]you know i hereby recognize the runes this turn
02:28:18:1702:28:21:11Steve [Lashara]give me six seconds and I’ll tell you what I see.
02:28:23:2202:28:28:19Jesse [Father ITYS]if we disengage and distance ourselves or should I try to read the runes but they still have an action
02:28:29:0302:28:29:25Dave [GM]what you like
02:28:31:2902:28:32:23Steve [Lashara]You got to pick.
02:28:35:1102:28:43:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]um so yeah here’s
02:28:35:1602:28:39:02Jesse [Father ITYS]you take another hit from him feel like I got lucky last time
02:28:36:2602:28:47:04Dave [GM]have a you have a couple of things you got a flesh golem right underneath you you have a prone flesh golem down here which will have advantage on it if you hit it. You are the only one that sees the dragon in
02:28:38:0202:28:41:15Brin [Levitas]You’ve got a flesh golem right there. Have they thrown flesh go down?
02:28:42:1902:28:43:26Brin [Levitas]Have advantage of him.
02:28:43:0402:28:54:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]my question i don’t know if i’m allowed to ask is would we
02:28:45:0502:28:47:16Brin [Levitas]Are we dragging in the air?
02:28:54:0402:28:57:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]know how to, like are those runes destroyable?
02:28:58:2402:29:06:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Like could you destroy them or could I just destroy them?
02:28:58:2702:29:02:13Jesse [Father ITYS]we should read them i’m probably going to try and read them I can read them.
02:29:03:1102:29:03:29Dave [GM]try to read them
02:29:03:1602:29:03:27Brin [Levitas]freedom
02:29:08:2702:29:12:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s why I was like are they magical that you couldn’t? Okay.
02:29:10:0502:29:11:18Steve [Lashara]Let’s read it first.
02:29:13:2302:29:22:25Dave [GM]the Magical Runes, you’d have to read them to see what they’re saying um and uh and then there may be some higher level spells that
02:29:15:2502:29:21:25Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh no Steve, I don’t speak infernal. I thought he did.
02:29:19:0002:29:20:12Brin [Levitas]then
02:29:19:1102:29:20:08Steve [Lashara]Oh, okay.
02:29:22:2502:29:29:27Dave [GM]could possibly dispel them but um it just depends i would try
02:29:30:2902:29:35:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]What I’m going to do is I’m going to
02:29:38:1202:29:44:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]all I can really do is hurt things. I can’t really do anything besides that.
02:29:44:2102:29:46:10Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah rain fire again.
02:29:46:1202:29:57:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So what I’m going to do is i’m gonna move here that’s
02:29:50:2902:29:55:23Steve [Lashara]It’s a mercy to kill our previous characters, so they aren’t stuck in this perpetual undeath.
02:29:57:1402:30:02:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]where i’m going to be am i like within so i have a um
02:30:02:1402:30:13:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]if i spell a sorcery point my spells double in range can i reach him and her yeah
02:30:09:0402:30:09:13Brin [Levitas]Yeah
02:30:11:2202:30:12:01Brin [Levitas]And
02:30:13:0202:30:14:13Brin [Levitas]Yeah are you going to press submit it?
02:30:14:0302:30:17:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah i’m getting hit both of them with the spell
02:30:17:1502:30:18:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Pew pew! Okay.
02:30:17:1702:30:17:26Brin [Levitas]Yeah
02:30:20:0402:30:26:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So, because what I was thinking is I could do like a cone
02:30:21:1802:30:23:11Jesse [Father ITYS]because
02:30:27:0202:30:33:22Dave [GM]here uh it depends on what the cone actually says because i think it only
02:30:27:1602:30:30:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but it would start small and go wide right?
02:30:34:2902:30:35:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Probably 60.
02:30:36:1902:30:40:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But if my If I double the range
02:30:40:1102:30:50:22Dave [GM]so if you’re going to double the range okay so what i would say is if you wanted to do that you would have to line up a little bit differently your the cone’s not going to branch out this way but if you came
02:30:41:1102:30:49:29Brin [Levitas]Okay, so what I would say is if you wanted to do that, your phone’s not grayed up this
02:30:49:2902:30:57:24Brin [Levitas]but here that way and it may
02:30:50:2202:30:56:22Dave [GM]over here and shot that way it’ll definitely code will definitely hit both of them um
02:30:52:0302:30:53:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]That way? Definitely.
02:30:53:2302:31:04:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Can I move that far? Like I was all the way over there. Yeah
02:30:54:1502:30:56:06Steve [Lashara]Right next to the bubble of time.
02:30:56:2202:31:06:20Dave [GM]and it may even also hit uh this other one that’s on the ground yeah how what’s your movement speed
02:30:57:2402:31:05:18Brin [Levitas]also hit uh this other one yeah how with your
02:31:04:0802:31:06:02Steve [Lashara]Yeah, what’s your…
02:31:06:2202:31:08:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Only 20
02:31:08:0202:31:11:23Brin [Levitas]okay so 20 do you have a bonus
02:31:08:1002:31:13:19Dave [GM]okay so you’re only 20 do you have like bonus misty step or anything like that
02:31:13:2102:31:17:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Well I have it saved on my string of spells but it’s It’s
02:31:17:1202:31:21:14Dave [GM]and you have two actions yeah so i would missy step over
02:31:17:2802:31:18:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes.
02:31:19:0502:31:19:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah
02:31:20:1002:31:21:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]So I would step over in there.
02:31:22:2202:31:24:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, cool. I’ll misty step over.
02:31:25:1302:31:26:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]You are right here?
02:31:29:2902:31:30:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Last question.
02:31:31:0902:31:33:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, I’m going to cast…
02:31:35:1502:31:38:07Dave [GM]it a cone of cold, a fire
02:31:39:0202:31:41:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It is a…
02:31:41:1802:31:48:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]is this the soundtrack
02:31:48:2602:32:00:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]to prince of persia by any tunes those guys in prince of
02:31:50:1302:31:51:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This is Dune.
02:31:51:1202:31:54:19Dave [GM]I actually have no idea this is just like a module I downloaded
02:31:53:1102:31:55:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Is it Dune? It sounds like dune.
02:31:56:2602:32:00:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, okay. I kind of lost it. Let me find it.
02:32:00:0402:32:08:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]persia that assassins every time you show them really annoying he did an awesome job
02:32:08:1402:32:09:08Dave [GM]wonderful job
02:32:08:2802:32:11:14Brin [Levitas]that’s that’s one movie i would not expect him to do
02:32:09:1602:32:17:14Steve [Lashara]the wig. They were like, you’ll wear this wig and they’d be like I’m on it!
02:32:18:0202:32:25:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, JK! Can I do this instead? I’m gonna go back to where I was so I have still two spells left.
02:32:25:0402:32:34:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]if i spend a sorcery point can i cast um chain lightning and it would go because it’s
02:32:34:2002:32:41:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it’s um 30 feet is the first target but that would go to 60 and then I’d go to60 right
02:32:41:1602:32:43:14Dave [GM]yeah so chain lightning you would
02:32:41:2602:32:45:08Brin [Levitas]you want okay
02:32:42:1102:32:51:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay okay and i’m hoping me i’m helping lightning works because it doesn’t work great on undead
02:32:43:2002:32:44:19Steve [Lashara]Bzoom! Bzoomp!
02:32:51:2602:33:03:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but they’re not technically dead so i think we’ll work on them and i’M casting that at level 8 so it’s 10d8 damage and I’m gonna cast that.
02:32:53:2602:32:54:09Dave [GM]not
02:33:03:2002:33:14:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And I’m going to cast 10 d8 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
02:33:04:1402:33:06:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]I hit him with five points.
02:33:06:2602:33:08:01Steve [Lashara]Go team!
02:33:14:2402:33:26:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]9 10 just see a couple ones So, that’s 55 each for damage did I have to roll though first
02:33:22:2602:33:25:14Steve [Lashara]It’s taking too long. How much?
02:33:26:2302:33:37:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]to hit him. And I have an amulet of devout, which oh never mind that throws
02:33:28:2002:33:30:19Steve [Lashara]Isn’t it for them to dodge?
02:33:31:2102:33:32:23Dave [GM]yeah so
02:33:37:2102:33:46:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it says saving throw DCs Oh never mind So I’m going to do that and then I have one more action
02:33:47:0102:33:57:25Dave [GM]sorry just give me like two seconds to hold this back up okay so what’s the saving throw for Chain Lightning is it Dexterity
02:33:52:2902:33:57:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]OK so what’s the difference here?
02:33:54:0102:33:57:12Brin [Levitas]what’s yeah
02:33:58:0802:33:59:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It is
02:34:02:0802:34:04:02Dave [GM]I’m pretty sure it’s a dex safe throw.
02:34:04:1602:34:05:25Steve [Lashara]Yeah, it says dex.
02:34:05:1902:34:06:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]dex 20
02:34:08:1502:34:09:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah
02:34:09:2302:34:14:27Dave [GM]Okay, so crap. All right, that definitely got hit and then
02:34:10:0302:34:10:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yikes.
02:34:18:2102:34:19:09Dave [GM]jeez
02:34:22:0102:34:23:25Dave [GM]also hits with an 18
02:34:23:0302:34:25:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nice wow way to go.
02:34:25:2802:34:28:00Steve [Lashara]Crengrom’s like I can dodge lightning!
02:34:29:2502:34:36:04Brin [Levitas]Okay, so 55.10.
02:34:30:1902:34:31:19Dave [GM]okay so
02:34:30:2202:34:42:00Jesse [Father ITYS]it was dexterity that got him last time so his strongest
02:34:31:0602:34:32:29Steve [Lashara]How much damage did you say that was?
02:34:32:2802:34:33:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]55
02:34:34:2602:34:36:09Dave [GM]55 points of damage
02:34:38:0402:34:39:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]for both of them
02:34:42:2602:34:44:01Steve [Lashara]Old man Jenkins
02:34:44:0202:34:45:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Old Man Jenkins
02:34:46:2802:34:47:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]has been
02:34:47:0902:34:47:27Dave [GM]Jenkins
02:34:48:2902:34:57:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]His mind is a little frazzled today. The craziness has started to kick in and it’s taking control of my mind because I can’t think.
02:34:58:0102:34:59:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]gonna fry your brain
02:34:59:2202:35:01:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And then I have one more action.
02:35:03:2002:35:06:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I am going to cast Sunburst.
02:35:08:1402:35:15:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So, I’ve spent two Sorcery Points on this because I’m going to bring back an 8th level slot
02:35:15:2102:35:20:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]because I can spend a sorcery point for that and I’m going to cast um
02:35:24:0202:35:35:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m gonna cast sun burst but also then spend another sorcery which will double the and it should be able to reach him. And what it does is a brilliant sunlight
02:35:35:2002:35:43:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]flashes in a 60 foot radius centered on the point you choose so I’m like do it like there could I still reach him if
02:35:43:2302:35:53:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]i didn’t double it okay i’ll double it um brilliant sunlight flashes in a 60 foot radius centered on
02:35:45:1602:35:47:24Dave [GM]i mean because she’s
02:35:53:2802:36:03:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]point you choose each creature in that light must make the constitution saving throw on a failed save a creature takes 12 d6 radiant damage and is blinded for one minute
02:36:03:2902:36:15:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]on a successful save it takes half as much damage and isn’t collected and then a creature blinded by the spell makes another constitution
02:36:15:1702:36:25:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]saving throughout the end of each of its churns 20. It says that right there, right? 20.
02:36:18:0802:36:19:17Dave [GM]the con save was 16
02:36:22:0202:36:22:20Steve [Lashara]Again
02:36:29:0102:36:38:07Dave [GM]uh kava kava fails with a 19
02:36:32:1902:36:34:07Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:36:32:2902:36:34:17Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:36:32:2902:36:34:26Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:36:33:0802:36:34:17Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:36:34:2602:36:36:17Brin [Levitas]That’s a confirmed 20.
02:36:35:1202:36:53:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Are you kidding
02:36:37:1102:36:38:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, program failed with a-
02:36:39:1602:36:40:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Jeez.
02:36:43:1202:36:52:02Dave [GM]and just let me have this jeez
02:36:52:0202:37:01:14Dave [GM]are you kidding me oh cringram fails with a 19.
02:36:52:2602:36:53:29Brin [Levitas]Say it.
02:36:53:2402:36:54:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]me?
02:36:54:1202:36:55:29Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:36:55:0102:36:55:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:36:55:0802:36:56:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Another 19.
02:36:56:1202:36:57:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]1-2
02:36:57:1902:37:07:09Brin [Levitas]say the number clean
02:37:01:0702:37:03:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Uh, okay.
02:37:01:0802:37:02:07Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:37:01:1802:37:02:17Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:37:02:2002:37:04:12Dave [GM]Okay, so just roll your damn
02:37:02:2202:37:05:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Wow, wow, wow.
02:37:05:0602:37:07:16Steve [Lashara]Was that 12d6 or 10d6?
02:37:07:0902:37:10:24Brin [Levitas]-shaven Jenkins
02:37:09:1202:37:17:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So I roll 12
02:37:11:2002:37:12:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Jenkins.
02:37:12:2602:37:14:11Steve [Lashara]Zen brought this on himself.
02:37:15:1402:37:16:25Steve [Lashara]Shouldn’t have tidied him up.
02:37:17:1302:37:23:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]d6. 1-3-4-5-6
02:37:18:2202:37:19:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]see now.
02:37:18:2502:37:20:24Dave [GM]No respect. I mean you guys look great
02:37:22:1302:37:23:09Steve [Lashara]Feel great?
02:37:23:1802:37:26:22Dave [GM]and now you’re taking out my mindless slaves
02:37:24:0302:37:30:16Jesse [Father ITYS]I cast multiple concentration spells at a time?
02:37:27:1402:37:31:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s 36 damage for each of them
02:37:31:0602:37:32:29Steve [Lashara]I think you can only do one at a time.
02:37:31:1902:37:32:28Dave [GM]36 damage for each
02:37:32:2802:37:33:11Jesse [Father ITYS]More at a minute.
02:37:34:0102:37:36:04Dave [GM]okay not as bad as I thought it was going to be
02:37:35:2302:37:43:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and then do they have disadvantage now that they’re blind so oh someone else has a turn though
02:37:39:0502:37:39:29Dave [GM]Yes they do
02:37:42:2402:37:45:10Dave [GM]So they’re blind for a minute so that’s 10 turns
02:37:45:1402:37:46:11Steve [Lashara]That’s correct.
02:37:46:1302:37:53:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and then they can make a con save at the end of each of their turns
02:37:54:1702:37:54:23Dave [GM]It was
02:37:55:1002:37:58:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]36 I think it was
02:37:58:0902:37:59:14Steve [Lashara]It’s up on the screen.
02:37:59:2202:38:00:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]alright
02:38:02:0302:38:08:13Dave [GM]cringram gets uh blinded and so did kava kava
02:38:09:2002:38:13:20Dave [GM]can’t see where she’s going and so i’m going to have her
02:38:14:2002:38:25:01Dave [GM]actually fall out of the sky because she is disoriented and she is going to take, what is it? 1d6 for every 10 feet.
02:38:16:0102:38:16:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]the sky.
02:38:25:0102:38:26:22Steve [Lashara]Yeah, I think that’s what it was.
02:38:26:1202:38:29:11Dave [GM]Okay, can someone roll me 6d6?
02:38:30:0102:38:31:01Steve [Lashara]I got you.
02:38:38:0102:38:38:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that’s me
02:38:42:1502:38:43:27Steve [Lashara]17 falling damage.
02:38:43:2602:38:45:23Dave [GM]17 points of falling damage.
02:38:46:2202:38:49:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay!
02:38:46:2602:38:49:14Dave [GM]A blind falling dragon. That’s great.
02:38:47:1902:38:51:04Jesse [Father ITYS]ooh nice
02:38:50:2702:38:51:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]okay
02:38:51:0502:38:53:15Dave [GM]Okay, has everyone gone except for Brynn?
02:38:52:2802:38:55:14Jesse [Father ITYS]I have another action and I’d like to use
02:38:53:1002:38:54:13Brin [Levitas]Yeah, I haven’t gone.
02:38:54:2602:38:56:19Dave [GM]You want to do now or do you want to go?
02:38:56:2302:39:08:12Brin [Levitas]Yeah, yeah, I’ll go real quick. Okay. You might have to help me make sure I’m doing this. okay so this branch in front of me i’m gonna swoop over jump off that cool branch swing
02:39:08:1202:39:16:26Brin [Levitas]over to is that an ogre okay or okay half ogre the
02:39:11:2202:39:17:29Dave [GM]Well, Ogre Orc, yeah. yeah a half man half woman actually in this state
02:39:16:2602:39:24:04Brin [Levitas]the voluptuous bastard okay uh i’m
02:39:19:0802:39:20:16Jesse [Father ITYS]he’s a lot of halves
02:39:24:0402:39:35:08Brin [Levitas]gonna yeah yeah i’m going over and coming down oh yeah
02:39:28:2902:39:35:00Dave [GM]fly as far as five feet above the ground so like you can move 5 feet above it’s
02:39:35:0802:39:43:27Brin [Levitas]cool okay cool okay sweet and And then I’m going to use my quarterstaff.
02:39:45:0502:39:47:07Steve [Lashara]That quarter staff that seals the deal.
02:39:47:1502:39:49:14Brin [Levitas]Okay, I press this one?
02:39:51:1102:39:52:22Dave [GM]and this is on
02:39:54:0702:40:01:20Brin [Levitas]Yes. So 24, which is this one.
02:40:07:2502:40:10:04Brin [Levitas]Okay, so 9…
02:40:08:2202:40:19:08Dave [GM]that’s 9 and then you actually can swing again offhand right because you’re a monk like you get like 4 hits. You get two attacks,
02:40:14:1102:40:15:08Steve [Lashara]Right.
02:40:15:1702:40:21:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But if you get like four hits, two packs, two off the pack in this period.
02:40:16:0302:40:16:22Brin [Levitas]Sure.
02:40:18:1902:40:19:01Brin [Levitas]Yeah.
02:40:19:1902:40:21:11Dave [GM]two offhand attacks and then Fury of Blows
02:40:21:0802:40:24:25Brin [Levitas]Yes, for your blowout. Okay cool, so I press the one below it then?
02:40:27:2702:40:39:23Brin [Levitas]Oh, because I get two actions attack. So I can do that again and then I can do Fury of Blows, right? Do I press Fury of Flows? Oh cool! Okay great.
02:40:35:2502:40:37:12Dave [GM]You can do Fury of Flows twice.
02:40:39:0702:40:50:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Should I leave? Because I have a concentration spell that’s making him silent right now If I get hit, it ruins but I also have a pretty powerful spell I could use
02:40:40:1102:40:50:22Brin [Levitas]Do I repress this one again? Okay so this determines whether I hit or not, right. Okay so that was 14 does that hit okay sweet And then I pressed this one again
02:40:45:1102:40:45:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]now.
02:40:50:1302:40:57:22Jesse [Father ITYS]and deal some damage this turn uh which might render him pretty pretty
02:40:50:2202:40:54:15Brin [Levitas]Wow okay that’s 10
02:40:54:1602:40:58:20Dave [GM]Okay, and then you have your offhand attack too so roll 2 of those
02:40:57:1902:41:06:02Brin [Levitas]Right okay so fury of blows 23 so
02:41:06:0202:41:11:08Brin [Levitas]that one hit and then i press this one 10 damage and then
02:41:09:0302:41:11:04Jesse [Father ITYS]We haven’t heard the ground rumble, I guess.
02:41:11:0802:41:19:08Brin [Levitas]so i do this four times basically oh that one’s 16 is that
02:41:15:0502:41:17:22Dave [GM]roll to hit again and then it’s additional
02:41:19:0802:41:23:14Brin [Levitas]okay cool here’s the damage 11
02:41:25:2202:41:29:15Dave [GM]Are you at 40 points of damage right now?
02:41:30:0802:41:35:19Brin [Levitas]that’s it’s got to be close too i’m i haven’t been adding this up this is what i need to do
02:41:35:1402:41:37:22Steve [Lashara]40 yeah it’s a 40
02:41:38:0402:41:43:19Brin [Levitas]okay hold on let me pull out my I’ve done two
02:41:40:1102:41:42:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]done two period blows already though
02:41:43:1002:41:46:23Dave [GM]So, you do your off-hands. So it’s the backhand of the quarterstaff.
02:41:44:2902:41:54:08Steve [Lashara]two off
02:41:47:1602:41:48:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]So, six?
02:41:49:2702:41:51:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]Because she did two attacks.
02:41:51:0302:42:00:04Dave [GM]Two attacks, two period blows and then two off-hand attacks which is basically… But it’s a lower roll. It’s like 1d6 or 2d6
02:41:54:2302:41:55:09Jesse [Father ITYS]Wow!
02:41:55:0902:41:55:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Jeez.
02:42:00:0202:42:00:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Jeez.
02:42:04:1502:42:14:02Brin [Levitas]underneath so I pressed that two times ok ok so it’s 12 can I miss one again
02:42:11:2302:42:12:29Dave [GM]52 points of damage.
02:42:15:0202:42:15:28Brin [Levitas]that’s 7
02:42:16:0802:42:17:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]60.
02:42:18:0202:42:22:03Dave [GM]Well, 59. And even 59 points of damage.
02:42:19:1802:42:20:03Brin [Levitas]59
02:42:19:1802:42:20:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]59.
02:42:20:0802:42:21:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]This guy is stuck.
02:42:20:2402:42:21:23Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:42:23:1902:42:25:26Brin [Levitas]ok and then I still have 2
02:42:26:2902:42:33:23Brin [Levitas]more fury of blows right because I only did 2 I only get 2
02:42:27:2602:42:30:24Jesse [Father ITYS]through the portal right here and hide over here
02:42:30:0202:42:31:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]You only get 2.
02:42:32:0002:42:35:16Steve [Lashara]get So you get one Furia blow per attack.
02:42:33:2302:42:41:20Brin [Levitas]okay okay cool
02:42:34:1102:42:44:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You can’t read the room. Can you guys teleport again?
02:42:34:1702:42:37:22Jesse [Father ITYS]but then they get to all go before I can make another turn
02:42:36:2802:42:38:01Dave [GM]you get six attacks
02:42:40:1002:42:41:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]My gosh.
02:42:40:2202:42:43:01Jesse [Father ITYS]no, Steve can
02:42:42:2302:42:45:01Brin [Levitas]Okay. Okay.
02:42:42:2802:42:43:27Dave [GM]okay
02:42:45:1202:42:49:17Dave [GM]Idios is there any cast ceremony or something
02:42:50:1402:42:54:01Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah everybody grab hands real quick nah i’m just kidding
02:42:54:0202:42:55:11Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:42:54:0302:42:57:01Dave [GM]just becomes like a polygamist commune
02:42:56:0502:42:59:17Steve [Lashara]A surprisingly delighted smile Kriyos is my face.
02:42:58:2802:43:05:08Jesse [Father ITYS]um real quick before i do anything have we noticed any difference since he’s been silenced can i know that
02:43:05:0102:43:07:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s been like 60 seconds.
02:43:06:1602:43:14:26Brin [Levitas]It’s been like, if you
02:43:07:0702:43:08:27Dave [GM]6 seconds
02:43:08:2202:43:12:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh wait, 6 times 6 So that was 36 seconds.
02:43:10:0102:43:15:21Dave [GM]uh well yeah like yeah like a minute um you do notice
02:43:10:2202:43:10:29Steve [Lashara]Whoa.
02:43:12:1902:43:29:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Um, did you wear that
02:43:14:2602:43:43:01Brin [Levitas]do notice, I would make you make a 13
02:43:18:0802:43:24:01Dave [GM]I don’t know I would make you make a perception check on to look at the runes
02:43:19:1302:43:22:26Steve [Lashara]I would make you make the pawn.
02:43:20:1202:43:28:00Jesse [Father ITYS]well i can’t i can read them actually okay
02:43:26:1502:43:29:06Dave [GM]yeah you’re looking at both runes you’re not trying to read them
02:43:26:2002:43:43:03Steve [Lashara]But yeah, your pawn just has a group of 13.
02:43:28:0002:43:35:12Jesse [Father ITYS]uh 11 plus
02:43:40:0902:43:40:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]on purpose?
02:43:42:1102:43:42:29Jesse [Father ITYS]13
02:43:43:0102:43:45:08Brin [Levitas]-13.
02:43:44:1902:43:48:29Dave [GM]13 I will let you make a history check on a 13
02:43:46:1102:43:53:12Brin [Levitas]I will let you make history and I’ll let – oh,
02:43:51:2202:43:53:14Dave [GM]and I’ll let anyone help him
02:43:53:2502:44:00:08Jesse [Father ITYS]History is pretty low though But I can roll again Can I with luck Take the higher roll too
02:43:58:0702:44:02:07Dave [GM]yeah yeah and it also depends on if you have advantage on your rolls depending
02:44:00:1402:44:03:01Brin [Levitas]on the you have advantage of the goal for hope.
02:44:03:0402:44:06:23Steve [Lashara]I can give you a flash of genius which adds three to your roll.
02:44:10:2402:44:14:08Jesse [Father ITYS]A 14 plus 2 Plus 3
02:44:14:1602:44:14:21Steve [Lashara]Mm-hmm.
02:44:14:1602:44:22:25Dave [GM]uh so with your history check um you are noticing that in your mind
02:44:15:1102:44:17:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]So in your mind,
02:44:15:1702:44:27:03Brin [Levitas]So, Winter History Check is far enough to think that in your mind you’ve kind of reached 18 minutes which are his skills outside? Science!
02:44:16:0802:44:17:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]with your history check
02:44:19:1702:44:22:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that in your mind
02:44:22:2502:44:30:26Dave [GM]kind of reaching and then lashara just yells out science and um with that you’re like
02:44:27:2502:44:33:07Brin [Levitas]And makes Pat do like remember Winter
02:44:27:2802:44:32:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]and with that, do you like to remember
02:44:28:0202:44:32:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]with Pat if you’d like remember
02:44:30:2602:44:38:08Dave [GM]you can remember one of your history lessons um and what you do remember about this particular
02:44:32:1302:44:42:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]about the third tribe faith
02:44:34:1102:44:45:09Brin [Levitas]And I do remember about things when they’re in the drive, it’s a phase of magic itself.
02:44:36:2102:44:45:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]about the first tribe? And that is spelled
02:44:42:0602:44:45:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]of the past himself
02:44:43:2502:44:53:11Dave [GM]the magic is dispelled uh and you are noticing like a hot a tinge of a
02:44:47:1602:44:59:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And our movie scene, like, isn’t what it might be a good question.
02:44:47:2002:44:58:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]And Bar -nose is, like, the same thing of, like…
02:44:47:2902:44:54:04Brin [Levitas]And you are noticing like pins coming up
02:44:54:1302:45:05:01Dave [GM]of a uh the light is starting to fade do you have true sight okay yes you’re starting to see that as like as time progresses those lights
02:44:55:1402:45:04:29Brin [Levitas]with light starting to see as time progresses those lights.
02:45:00:1402:45:04:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]…currency that has time for us in those times.
02:45:00:1902:45:05:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It’s pretty much that as time progresses goes like…
02:45:05:0102:45:14:07Dave [GM]are starting to pay so um you think back to your college days when we were thinking about being a bard you know you picked up the
02:45:06:1002:45:13:01Brin [Levitas]So, feedback to people who are thinking about the barn.
02:45:06:1702:45:13:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So in fact thinking about the barge
02:45:06:2502:45:13:00Chris [Jock Bjorn]So you can see back when we were thinking about the Bard.
02:45:12:0802:45:17:08Jesse [Father ITYS]this is where the charisma came from
02:45:14:0702:45:24:14Dave [GM]guitar um yeah and uh you would just play in commons for all those other bard wizards to
02:45:14:1202:45:21:19Steve [Lashara]part of your
02:45:16:2102:45:18:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah and if
02:45:16:2902:45:21:13Brin [Levitas]Yeah and like…
02:45:17:0202:45:30:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, and you can
02:45:17:0802:45:30:13Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah this
02:45:18:2302:45:30:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]In fact
02:45:21:1902:45:32:06Steve [Lashara]conversion story
02:45:24:1402:45:31:07Dave [GM]swoon I’m glad you sowed your oats then but you think back
02:45:28:1402:45:29:03Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:45:30:1302:45:34:25Jesse [Father ITYS]is before this is before i wore a codpiece this was long before
02:45:30:2802:45:44:27Brin [Levitas]…facts for burning
02:45:34:2602:45:35:15Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:45:36:2202:45:44:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So what you’re saying is that Bargy Spell can stay starting
02:45:37:2402:45:43:10Dave [GM]you’re seeing is this is almost like a bardic spell that the bardic spell is enchanting the runes
02:45:43:0802:45:55:29Steve [Lashara]it’s what he would
02:45:43:1002:45:53:29Dave [GM]to stay burning so that um they are controlled uh this is too bad you already killed the emo one
02:45:44:2702:45:57:20Brin [Levitas]so that you
02:45:52:0402:45:59:25Jesse [Father ITYS]okay and do we does that count does that kind of my action that perception check
02:45:55:2902:45:56:10Steve [Lashara]have wanted
02:45:57:2002:46:02:08Brin [Levitas]know what?
02:46:01:0902:46:03:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You know it’s a good question right?
02:46:04:1002:46:07:18Steve [Lashara]Maybe we’ll get a good initiative roll. Maybe.
02:46:06:2202:46:15:29Dave [GM]uh that’s everyone right and you’ve killed most of my people okay so my damage flesh golem is going to get up here on
02:46:07:2802:46:09:11Brin [Levitas]That’s everywhere right?
02:46:12:1302:46:21:18Brin [Levitas]Okay so my damage was going to pick it up with a bar and he is now hooked up
02:46:12:2202:46:16:11Steve [Lashara]Okay, so my damage plus don’t hit him through the part
02:46:13:0402:46:13:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Some.
02:46:15:2902:46:21:14Dave [GM]the ramparts and he is now an additional 10 feet up
02:46:21:1402:46:28:00Dave [GM]and he’s going to take a swing at jenkins um just not
02:46:23:0002:46:23:29Brin [Levitas]swinging
02:46:24:2202:46:36:11Steve [Lashara]So if you have two slow attacks he’s going to jump and change on
02:46:25:2302:46:37:19Brin [Levitas]so, he has 6 -0 attacks get a jump in front of people take 5% to hit
02:46:28:0002:46:38:20Dave [GM]so he has two slam attacks he’s gonna jump and try to do both of them at the same time the first one’s an 18 to hit that’s 25
02:46:33:1502:46:34:04Jesse [Father ITYS]attacks
02:46:35:1602:46:36:06Jesse [Father ITYS]25
02:46:37:0902:46:38:04Steve [Lashara]25
02:46:37:1902:46:42:25Brin [Levitas]25 and the 6th one is 13 hits
02:46:39:1402:46:41:09Dave [GM]to hit and then the second one
02:46:40:0202:46:43:05Jesse [Father ITYS]6-1 hit hits 12
02:46:43:2802:46:47:18Steve [Lashara]I just like the idea of him slamming while jumping
02:46:48:1002:46:48:17Dave [GM]slam
02:46:48:2302:46:54:22Steve [Lashara]It’s kind of Michael Jordan Space Jam experience in my mind stretches his arm
02:46:54:0802:47:03:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]his tongue’s hanging out I believe I can fly okay so my next
02:46:57:1802:47:06:04Dave [GM]uh 13 points of damage kaba um okay so my next guy is on the ground over there he’s going to
02:47:01:1602:47:08:10Brin [Levitas]Okay, so my next guy is pumped out of their defense bid with the actors to pick up and
02:47:01:2702:47:05:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, so my next guy is on the ground up there.
02:47:06:0402:47:16:26Dave [GM]spend his action to stand up and then he is going to make one slam attack against Last Lashara, that is a 20 to hit. Unnatural 20 to Hit.
02:47:08:1002:47:16:11Brin [Levitas]then he’s going to make one slam attack against Boshara that they’re going to hit un -nackle.
02:47:08:1402:47:10:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]one slam is
02:47:13:2102:47:14:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]that
02:47:16:1102:47:17:23Steve [Lashara]it barely hits
02:47:18:0802:47:28:14Brin [Levitas]And okay I
02:47:18:1602:47:25:08Dave [GM]And that is… Ooh, a tremendous eight points of damage. That’s going to get it done.
02:47:18:2102:47:19:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay
02:47:24:0202:47:25:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Nice Nice.
02:47:25:0902:47:27:22Steve [Lashara]if I’d wanted a kiss I would have called you mother
02:47:27:1502:47:30:02Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:47:27:1602:47:38:12Dave [GM]Okay, as you say that, Kremgrum gets really mad and takes a swing at you with his first slam attack?
02:47:28:1402:47:37:18Brin [Levitas]have to say that friend drum gets really good and takes a spoon with his first
02:47:28:2602:47:29:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]that it really
02:47:31:1102:47:31:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah
02:47:37:1502:47:41:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]but do they have disadvantage actually no
02:47:41:0402:48:08:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]they don’t never mind my
02:47:43:1002:47:45:00Steve [Lashara]Krengrum would because he’s blinded
02:47:45:0002:47:48:23Dave [GM]so the first one’s a 26, the second, the second one is at 22.
02:47:45:0102:47:52:01Brin [Levitas]the first one is 26 second 61 so i mean he’s
02:47:47:0902:47:57:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]I mean, he
02:47:48:0702:47:50:16Steve [Lashara]that’ll still hit yeah, that’ll stick
02:47:51:0902:47:59:06Dave [GM]So I mean he’s just swinging blindly and wildly with uh hot damn 21 points of damage on that
02:47:56:2502:48:03:26Brin [Levitas]and then he is going
02:47:57:2202:48:04:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]is going to kind of wheel
02:47:59:0602:48:09:14Dave [GM]one um and then he is going to kind of wheel around um because he’s blind and accidentally
02:48:03:2602:48:11:07Brin [Levitas]to kind of feel around on this line and accidentally hit for a whole
02:48:05:2902:48:13:07Steve [Lashara]the flesh colon
02:48:08:2702:48:20:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]spell the chain reaction yeah hits three people I only
02:48:09:1402:48:21:08Dave [GM]hit his friend on the ground um yeah the flesh golem um But he has disadvantage on this as well. First one’s a 27, the second
02:48:13:1902:48:19:17Brin [Levitas]But he has advanced on the 12th, 27th.
02:48:20:0502:48:22:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]it too. Could have killed him.
02:48:20:2002:48:22:14Brin [Levitas]The second one is 14th, so…
02:48:21:0802:48:26:20Dave [GM]one is a 14 so he actually misses. Swings a little high for his friend on the ground.
02:48:27:2302:48:35:16Brin [Levitas]Okay, that’s from Lawrence Is he going to make a copy of his dating girl?
02:48:27:2802:48:36:26Dave [GM]Okay So that’s Kringrum Lawrence is silenced but he’s going to make a constitution saving throw? Is it constitution?
02:48:37:1202:48:40:01Jesse [Father ITYS]on silence there was a saving throw
02:48:39:2902:48:42:04Brin [Levitas]He makes an essay like this
02:48:40:0402:48:44:29Dave [GM]He makes a saving throw at the… I think it’s constitution I’m pretty sure it’s Constitution
02:48:49:2302:48:50:08Dave [GM]Silence
02:48:49:2902:48:57:22Jesse [Father ITYS]I unprepared it so it’s gone um, i don’t know. maybe i just don’t see
02:48:58:1802:49:02:01Brin [Levitas]I thought that was for the sun one
02:48:59:2502:49:05:13Dave [GM]okay uh for the duration no sound can be created within the pass of the 20 radius which means that
02:49:05:1502:49:13:22Steve [Lashara]but we got a mental connection we’re all fine
02:49:08:0802:49:08:27Brin [Levitas]Oh!
02:49:10:2002:49:13:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]but they have mental
02:49:13:2502:49:16:06Brin [Levitas]It’s on the train, so it might be.
02:49:14:0202:49:22:14Dave [GM]it’s concentration so if i hit you then it goes away yeah so the so lawrence seeing what you did
02:49:17:0402:49:18:08Jesse [Father ITYS]you should not
02:49:18:0402:49:18:29Brin [Levitas]Yeah, so
02:49:18:2602:49:20:24Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:49:19:2502:49:20:14Steve [Lashara][laughter]
02:49:20:1102:49:25:03Brin [Levitas]Lauren is seeing this task
02:49:21:1202:49:22:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Should not…
02:49:22:0502:49:23:11Jesse [Father ITYS]persuade him
02:49:23:1702:49:24:13Dave [GM]like you
02:49:24:0402:49:30:28Steve [Lashara]in silence oh dear
02:49:26:1602:49:30:07Dave [GM]ball of darkness that actually just shows up as a ball gag in his mouth
02:49:27:1602:49:39:06Brin [Levitas]that goes up and down. It’s like, ah, I hate these things!
02:49:30:2102:49:31:11Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:49:31:1702:49:35:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]not at all no
02:49:31:1702:49:33:20Dave [GM]not happy at all
02:49:33:2102:49:34:20Steve [Lashara]yeah
02:49:39:2802:49:40:17Steve [Lashara]not again
02:49:41:2802:49:43:29Dave [GM]so he’s gonna make a fork attack
02:49:42:1102:49:43:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He’s gonna make the whole chest.
02:49:45:0902:49:56:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]gosh dang it okay it doesn’t help that every move you’re describing is so
02:49:47:1802:49:48:16Brin [Levitas]misses her
02:49:48:2902:49:52:20Dave [GM]uh he’s going to turn and the tail is coming between
02:49:49:2802:49:53:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh, he’s going to turn the tail from his leg.
02:49:57:1702:50:07:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]innuendo I know look at his he’s just like Pelvis out. Hey!
02:49:57:1802:50:01:20Steve [Lashara]innuendo he innuendos his attack
02:50:07:2702:50:16:04Dave [GM]to hit on that one um and it is 12 points of damage and hurl flame is coming as well
02:50:09:0802:50:09:20Jesse [Father ITYS]Yeah.
02:50:10:2002:50:16:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um, and it’s 12-point damage And Pearl Claim is coming 12
02:50:12:1202:50:13:06Brin [Levitas]world flame
02:50:12:1602:50:16:04Jesse [Father ITYS]12 points damage and Pearl Flame is coming in 12.
02:50:14:2102:50:16:05Brin [Levitas]is coming as well
02:50:16:0402:50:23:08Dave [GM]ooh 26 on hurl flame uh and
02:50:17:2102:50:29:09Brin [Levitas]26 on her plane uh and um yeah that’s gonna hit you
02:50:18:0202:50:20:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Pearl Claimed
02:50:18:1502:50:19:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yikes.
02:50:19:0302:50:20:02Steve [Lashara]yikes
02:50:20:2302:50:22:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]Is that a range?
02:50:21:1802:50:29:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh, and um he yeah with a hundred feet that’s gonna hit you
02:50:22:2302:50:30:28Jesse [Father ITYS]And yeah, with 100, that’s going get you and anyone behind
02:50:23:0802:50:29:08Dave [GM]um he yeah with 150 feet so that’s gonna hit you
02:50:29:0802:50:38:21Dave [GM]and anyone behind you that is no one other than the ogre so 14 points of damage on you. You drop concentration
02:50:29:0902:50:32:00Brin [Levitas]and anyone behind that
02:50:29:0902:50:36:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and anyone behind him that so 14 .1
02:50:38:1802:50:41:08Brin [Levitas]it also hit
02:50:40:0102:50:43:29Dave [GM]it also hits Grimgrom as well for 14 points of damage
02:50:43:0402:50:52:12Steve [Lashara]wait with him having silence was Krongrom going to be doing like, he did his actions despite Lawrence being silenced right
02:50:52:1202:50:59:22Steve [Lashara]oh I get you
02:50:52:2002:50:54:02Dave [GM]yes but the
02:50:56:0102:50:57:26Dave [GM]runes were fatal with him being
02:50:56:1402:51:08:11Brin [Levitas]yeah so I mean I was going to do find out how long
02:50:56:2602:50:58:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I hit?
02:50:59:2402:51:08:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, so. I mean, I was trying to find out how the block is.
02:51:00:2402:51:03:17Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t know if he’s on a longer side of me
02:51:00:2802:51:10:16Dave [GM]I mean, I would give it to you if you did an arcana check to find out how long it needs to happen before the runes fate
02:51:03:1702:51:04:16Steve [Lashara]okay
02:51:11:1702:51:12:23Dave [GM]if you want to do that
02:51:11:2602:51:14:11Steve [Lashara]as a free action
02:51:15:0802:51:29:27Steve [Lashara]all right that would have been 27 what about 27 i disagree
02:51:20:0902:51:27:17Dave [GM]uh that that 14 also hits lashara by the way you’re inside the vomit
02:51:21:2302:51:27:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh… that’s hoping all of you can see here inside the box.
02:51:21:2802:51:23:11Jesse [Father ITYS]took him off
02:51:22:0002:51:26:26Brin [Levitas]that’s working off of your inside
02:51:31:0202:51:37:26Steve [Lashara]i mean i’ll still take the damage but i disagree you said 14 damage
02:51:33:1202:51:35:12Dave [GM]literally right next to Idios
02:51:40:1202:51:44:15Steve [Lashara]you know i’ve felt better but this is still better than having my tongue cut out
02:51:43:2602:51:46:21Dave [GM]well you know perspective
02:51:44:1402:51:45:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay. Whoa!
02:51:45:0802:51:46:11Brin [Levitas]perspective
02:51:46:1202:51:49:13Steve [Lashara]right yeah that’s what zen provides
02:51:49:1702:51:50:19Brin [Levitas]okay
02:51:50:0202:51:51:18Dave [GM]nuance
02:51:51:1702:51:52:18Jesse [Father ITYS]don’t lecture me
02:51:53:1302:51:54:21Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:51:54:1902:52:05:22Dave [GM]uh ok guys look at how fast I went on that Kaba is going to fly this way
02:51:55:2202:51:57:13Jesse [Father ITYS]freaking wasted my turn
02:51:56:1302:51:57:29Brin [Levitas]guys
02:51:56:2002:52:05:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay guys look at how fast. Um, Tata is going to fly this way.
02:52:00:0602:52:07:26Brin [Levitas]Kappa is going to fly this way and
02:52:02:1902:52:03:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Hint, hint.
02:52:05:0502:52:12:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]this way um yeah well it’s starting to
02:52:07:0602:52:15:20Dave [GM]and she is going yeah well like stomp sorry. Like you can fly five feet above ground I mean it’s a lot like Levitas
02:52:08:0802:52:09:09Steve [Lashara]on the ground
02:52:09:0402:52:19:27Brin [Levitas]yeah sorry like you could fly five people right a lot like lumber to get a lumber
02:52:12:0902:52:17:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]She’ll fly by a lot of lumber.
02:52:12:1102:52:19:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]fly by a lot like lumber you should
02:52:16:2902:52:27:12Dave [GM]Lumber, can I say lumber? She’s gonna lumber over that way And she is going to at disadvantage make two attacks
02:52:18:2902:52:32:22Steve [Lashara]you were
02:52:19:2702:52:29:17Brin [Levitas]um how far
02:52:28:1902:52:30:05Dave [GM]How far are you up there
02:52:29:1702:52:38:19Brin [Levitas]are you okay she’s gonna
02:52:30:0802:52:34:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh, 30 I think.
02:52:32:2202:52:46:19Steve [Lashara]30 feet right do you
02:52:33:1902:52:43:20Dave [GM]30 feet uh 10 foot 5 foot 30 foot okay she is just gonna blow fire in the air um with fire breath
02:52:36:2302:52:43:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]30. Okay, she can go fire with fire breath.
02:52:43:0702:52:50:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]dodge it i don’t know what about something you drank
02:52:45:1002:52:46:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Can I do that?
02:52:46:1902:52:47:28Steve [Lashara]have resistance against fire
02:52:48:0302:52:48:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Nope.
02:52:49:2502:52:55:13Steve [Lashara]what’s your draconic origin i can’t remember what that is
02:52:52:0602:52:57:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Silver? I don’t know.
02:52:55:1302:53:07:15Steve [Lashara]that lightning that it gives you wait but
02:52:58:1002:53:06:23Dave [GM]so that is a 25 to hit it’s also going to hit the other person behind it i’m just going to make
02:52:59:1302:52:59:22Brin [Levitas]is
02:53:02:1602:53:06:03Brin [Levitas]It’s also going to hit another per point.
02:53:07:1502:53:18:11Steve [Lashara]is it’s disadvantage though right so wasn’t that a three okay oh okay
02:53:09:2602:53:13:22Brin [Levitas]Yeah, no the three was for me.
02:53:10:1402:53:13:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, no the three was for people.
02:53:13:2602:53:17:12Dave [GM]use one of my actions to regain my breath I have three actions.
02:53:16:0602:53:17:14Brin [Levitas]I have three actions.
02:53:19:1502:53:20:18Dave [GM]and I’m only doing this action.
02:53:22:1802:53:31:00Brin [Levitas]Okay so but I will again that it did hit?
02:53:22:2502:53:27:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay so but I won’t end with it.
02:53:23:1502:53:27:06Dave [GM]Okay, so… But I will roll again at disadvantage. Thank you.
02:53:29:1502:53:32:14Dave [GM]That is a 23 to hit? Does that hit? Okay.
02:53:34:1902:53:40:14Steve [Lashara]the computer’s like this is a lot of math even for me
02:53:37:0402:53:37:20Dave [GM]Oh.
02:53:41:0102:53:46:01Dave [GM]It cocks down here in the corner. Okay, 61 points of damage.
02:53:44:0602:53:49:14Brin [Levitas]61 points Um, and that’s what Joel said.
02:53:54:1602:53:56:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]her re-roll or only me?
02:53:56:2602:54:02:18Dave [GM]for you yeah um i like how
02:53:58:1102:53:59:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Because, wow that was…
02:54:04:0602:54:08:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]I know. They’re doing all our work for us.
02:54:09:2502:54:16:04Dave [GM]um jenkins um it’s your guys’ turn so
02:54:12:2202:54:14:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m like wondering if you’re going to die.
02:54:16:2302:54:18:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nice, you got what you want to do Jesse?
02:54:19:1002:54:23:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um I only have 26 points left of line.
02:54:24:1402:54:27:20Jesse [Father ITYS]That was it. We can’t quiet him now. I don’t know how.
02:54:24:1702:54:31:23Steve [Lashara]potions i will
02:54:27:2202:54:30:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well, you don’t speak Infernal do you?
02:54:31:2302:54:41:17Steve [Lashara]go ahead and read uh yeah so i But yeah, I’m just copy-paste into it. Am I doing an Arcana?
02:54:32:0802:54:32:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay. Go for it.
02:54:34:1402:54:35:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]The runes.
02:54:45:0002:54:45:16Steve [Lashara]16?
02:54:46:0902:54:54:23Dave [GM]points uh without our arcana um you would have yes 16 okay we’ll stick
02:54:49:2202:54:54:28Steve [Lashara]Oh wait, I have advantage on checks. Let’s stick with 16. That’s good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:54:51:0902:54:51:20Brin [Levitas]Yes.
02:54:54:2302:55:06:19Dave [GM]with a 16 uh so on that you will remember back to when you walked past this weird bard in the common rounds and just stared at him and said, you need to change your major
02:54:54:2802:54:57:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]so on that remember back
02:54:55:1602:54:59:21Brin [Levitas]So on that we’ll remember back to .
02:55:07:1502:55:18:23Dave [GM]because he wasn’t that good at singing. But you were in the library just researching Arcana and you knew if this spell was not an utterance
02:55:10:0702:55:17:19Brin [Levitas]But you were the library to do that if this spell
02:55:17:1902:55:26:14Brin [Levitas]wasn’t for every college has a college
02:55:20:2602:55:23:22Dave [GM]every I would call it
02:55:26:2802:55:29:05Dave [GM]eight turns so
02:55:30:0602:55:39:29Dave [GM]six times that is um yeah yep um uh and so you guys were close
02:55:32:2502:55:34:01Steve [Lashara]That’s a number all right.
02:55:34:0502:55:41:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]um uh and so you guys were sick
02:55:36:2102:55:47:13Brin [Levitas]And so you guys were sick, eat around nothing.
02:55:39:2902:55:47:26Dave [GM]uh i think you were six in on the last time so if you can get through eight rounds of him not saying anything
02:55:40:2602:55:41:25Steve [Lashara]Right.
02:55:48:1802:55:53:19Steve [Lashara]So I encourage you to do the silent spell again.
02:55:52:2802:55:56:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Can we just cut his tongue out?
02:55:55:1202:55:57:17Jesse [Father ITYS]can i do it again even though i’ve cast it
02:55:56:2602:55:59:14Steve [Lashara]That would show him. There’d be an irony there.
02:55:58:1802:56:02:05Jesse [Father ITYS]Can I cast silence again? I already cast it once.
02:55:58:2102:55:59:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]said anything
02:56:01:0302:56:02:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, he has a spellbox.
02:56:01:0602:56:08:20Brin [Levitas]Yeah, if you have a spell song first. You could treat people like that and you also had some kids in your book.
02:56:01:2102:56:04:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you can drink
02:56:03:1402:56:07:21Dave [GM]yeah you can do it as many times as you want and you also have something that will regain
02:56:03:2102:56:04:02Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, okay.
02:56:05:0802:56:06:23Jesse [Father ITYS]Oh, yeah.
02:56:08:1002:56:10:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah I was like you can drink that
02:56:10:0302:56:21:22Steve [Lashara]I’m gonna so that was one action um I’m going to have uh my puppers attack Kringrum isn’t he
02:56:11:2102:56:12:25Jesse [Father ITYS]I still have it from last time.
02:56:17:0402:56:20:25Jesse [Father ITYS]The silence is just the second level. It doesn’t…
02:56:18:0702:56:19:21Dave [GM]Oh man, that thing’s still alive?
02:56:21:2202:56:32:00Steve [Lashara]is Kringram or the where is oh I guess the flesh golem is still there right he didn’t bother getting
02:56:22:1402:56:24:02Dave [GM]No, I’m talking about your whatever.
02:56:23:0302:56:23:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]sorry.
02:56:27:1602:56:29:26Dave [GM]Flesh Golem… Well yes, the flesh golem is still
02:56:32:0002:56:41:15Steve [Lashara]up he’s like I’ll just take a breather right now oh he is standing so I the dog attacks him again
02:56:33:1502:56:36:11Dave [GM]He used his action to stand up
02:56:37:2602:56:38:09Dave [GM]up.
02:56:39:1502:56:40:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]Prone him!
02:56:43:1602:56:45:27Steve [Lashara]No, he doesn’t. He doesn’t do anything.
02:56:46:2802:56:48:07Steve [Lashara]That stupid dog.
02:56:49:2102:56:56:09Steve [Lashara]And then while he’s figuring that out I’m going to go ahead with my second action I will fire my crossbow twice
02:56:56:2102:56:57:04Dave [GM]Okay.
02:56:57:2802:56:59:02Steve [Lashara]and get through it
02:57:01:2302:57:02:08Steve [Lashara]eventually
02:57:06:0702:57:08:12Steve [Lashara]so go ahead and fire my cross bow
02:57:10:1702:57:13:18Steve [Lashara]My first shot is against Flesh Golem
02:57:15:1702:57:16:20Steve [Lashara]that’s 24 to hit
02:57:17:1002:57:18:03Dave [GM]That hits
02:57:19:2302:57:30:16Steve [Lashara]and 7 damage and then I fire at Krengrom. That’s 27
02:57:30:1602:57:40:17Steve [Lashara]to hit. 8 damage, and I’m going to go ahead and do an arcane my last arcane jolt against him to deal an additional
02:57:41:2902:57:47:17Steve [Lashara]4d6 for an extra 14 damage uh
02:57:45:2902:57:47:03Brin [Levitas]All right, how do you do this?
02:57:46:1502:57:47:04Dave [GM]how do you do this
02:57:48:2502:57:49:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Cringram? Cringrum!
02:57:50:1402:57:51:15Steve [Lashara]Krengram, Krenagram
02:57:53:0702:57:59:12Steve [Lashara]so yeah, I use my magical crossbow and
02:58:00:1302:58:09:20Steve [Lashara]I click it onto the Disintegrate setting on it, and I just aim at him and say, Hey mouse. Say cheese.
02:58:10:1102:58:20:24Dave [GM]boom so that actually kind of like the movie commando was so low on energy it smashes her all the way into
02:58:10:2002:58:15:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]so that actually was kind of like
02:58:11:0102:58:22:20Brin [Levitas]So, that actually kind of like so low on it smashed her all the way into the wall and
02:58:16:1602:58:22:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]it smashed her all the way to the wall and
02:58:20:1902:58:27:22Jesse [Father ITYS]instead of
02:58:20:2402:58:22:24Dave [GM]the wall, and
02:58:24:0102:58:31:29Dave [GM]the runes dispel. Instead of a hulking ogre that is standing against the wall you see
02:58:25:0202:58:25:26Brin [Levitas]instead
02:58:26:0702:58:31:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]instead of holding over standing on the wall
02:58:26:2902:58:31:03Brin [Levitas]of being over standing at the wall
02:58:34:2802:58:36:09Dave [GM]pinned against the wall.
02:58:36:2802:58:37:26Steve [Lashara]Beautifully painted.
02:58:37:1802:58:49:17Brin [Levitas]what would Prince Rump say? Come back to life and it’s been pulled out of the fist and forced to search them for being
02:58:37:2302:58:42:16Dave [GM]What would Crengrom say now that he has died?
02:58:43:1602:58:50:20Dave [GM]Come back to life, been pulled out of the abyss, and forced Serf Zen for maybe a thousand
02:58:44:1402:58:45:13Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:58:44:2102:58:50:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It’s been pulled out of the abyss and forced us to defend for maybe $1,000.
02:58:45:2302:58:47:01Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
02:58:48:2102:58:53:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]A thousand years? Has it been that long?
02:58:49:1702:58:50:22Brin [Levitas]a thousand
02:58:51:2502:58:53:06Steve [Lashara]Probably says thank you.
02:58:54:1802:58:55:19Dave [GM]a long time to become a lich
02:58:55:2202:58:56:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yikes.
02:58:58:0202:59:00:17Jesse [Father ITYS]I knew I never should have driven these guys
02:59:00:1902:59:03:16Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
02:59:01:2802:59:02:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:59:04:1202:59:10:10Jesse [Father ITYS]I should have stayed in that town and just been a potter, life was fine I had a stable income
02:59:12:0602:59:13:19Steve [Lashara]There’s maybe this girl
02:59:12:2902:59:14:14Jesse [Father ITYS]I had benefits
02:59:14:1202:59:15:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
02:59:14:1202:59:15:29Brin [Levitas][laughter]
02:59:15:0602:59:17:26Steve [Lashara]she didn’t know I was there but that could have changed.
02:59:16:2502:59:23:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]it.
02:59:19:2602:59:21:03Jesse [Father ITYS]something like that
02:59:20:0602:59:23:17Brin [Levitas]you’ve whispered saying
02:59:20:1502:59:21:05Dave [GM]you
02:59:22:0602:59:23:19Dave [GM]whisper these things
02:59:24:2102:59:29:12Dave [GM]as you slowly raise your middle finger to Lawrence
02:59:30:2702:59:33:14Dave [GM]and pinned and stuck against the wall
02:59:38:0002:59:41:07Steve [Lashara]I’m slaughtering Carl I’m the new guy and I’m like
02:59:41:0703:00:00:03Steve [Lashara]kid has bad
02:59:41:2602:59:45:13Jesse [Father ITYS]this is a lot better than last time you’re doing great
02:59:45:0402:59:45:25Dave [GM]okay
02:59:45:2202:59:54:19Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah great i’m gonna cast a spell lawrence okay
02:59:47:1802:59:48:08Dave [GM]great
02:59:50:0002:59:53:24Dave [GM]okay cast away like as in never mind not
02:59:50:0802:59:58:13Brin [Levitas]and I only gotta leave in 10 minutes my baby’s awake yeah
02:59:54:1903:00:05:18Jesse [Father ITYS]um where are you we’re going to cast a
03:00:00:0303:00:00:12Steve [Lashara]timing
03:00:04:2203:00:07:14Dave [GM]think of what you want to do because you got a lot of fury blows that
03:00:05:1003:00:06:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]we just want to do What
03:00:05:1803:00:13:08Jesse [Father ITYS]spell we’re gonna cast firestorm on um
03:00:06:2703:00:10:00Brin [Levitas]yeah I think I’ve got it
03:00:11:1603:00:13:01Steve [Lashara]oh boy
03:00:13:0803:00:21:07Jesse [Father ITYS]lawrence our friend here and he needs to make the dexterity
03:00:14:0503:00:14:18Dave [GM]okay
03:00:21:0703:00:41:12Jesse [Father ITYS]saving throw oh okay well
03:00:23:0403:00:25:20Dave [GM]at advantage because he is resistance to fire
03:00:23:2503:00:24:21Brin [Levitas]oh
03:00:27:1903:00:34:01Dave [GM]but yeah no that’s that’s fine um no actually i won’t even do it at advantage i’m just going to make
03:00:29:2103:00:38:15Brin [Levitas]no actually I won’t do it thank you
03:00:34:0103:00:44:22Dave [GM]the dexterity saving throw and then 19 so it’s half damage okay go ahead and roll damage and
03:00:41:1203:00:49:04Jesse [Father ITYS]half damage yep yeah um
03:00:49:0403:00:56:08Jesse [Father ITYS]7d10 of damage
03:00:54:0903:00:55:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wow Man
03:00:56:0803:01:01:19Jesse [Father ITYS]is what half of a quarter
03:00:58:1603:00:59:06Steve [Lashara]that
03:01:00:2303:01:01:14Steve [Lashara]well
03:01:01:1903:01:09:17Jesse [Father ITYS]no okay 52 yeah
03:01:09:1703:01:18:08Jesse [Father ITYS]26 26 points of damage for this idiot um
03:01:09:2203:01:12:11Dave [GM]points of damage um I’m at 26.
03:01:09:2503:01:10:07Brin [Levitas]Is that what you’re saying?
03:01:16:1903:01:17:06Dave [GM]Okay.
03:01:18:0803:01:21:22Jesse [Father ITYS]and then um i am going to
03:01:25:2003:01:37:10Jesse [Father ITYS]they’re all like dead though he’s yeah like he’s gonna kill kava or she’s gonna go kava i don’t know if it’s necessary anymore do you think
03:01:28:0503:01:28:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Are they?
03:01:29:2103:01:31:25Steve [Lashara]I’ve only killed half of us
03:01:36:1403:01:37:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m gonna kill Kava.
03:01:37:2903:01:39:13Dave [GM]Yeah, I mean…
03:01:38:0903:01:41:08Steve [Lashara]it might be It might be.
03:01:41:0903:01:51:16Dave [GM]Kava is bloody and her scales are split. There’s blood coming from everywhere. She’s blind and just lashing out.
03:01:41:1203:01:48:16Brin [Levitas]Yeah…Kava is bloody per scale so there’s a lot of flying
03:01:51:1603:01:52:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m going to kill her.
03:01:53:1003:02:01:09Jesse [Father ITYS]we can just kill him that’s probably better um okay and then
03:02:01:0203:02:02:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Give them peace.
03:02:02:0203:02:02:29Steve [Lashara]Doesn’t your
03:02:04:0703:02:08:20Steve [Lashara]magi staff have something really powerful?
03:02:08:0703:02:12:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I will also say if I get hit again
03:02:11:0403:02:20:23Steve [Lashara]Like an ice storm or something that might work against him? You’ll be fine.
03:02:14:2503:02:21:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, you’ll be prone or are you saying that
03:02:15:0203:02:16:22Dave [GM]If you get hit one more time you’re going to die?
03:02:16:0603:02:17:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yes so
03:02:17:2003:02:22:04Brin [Levitas]are you saying that out of character
03:02:19:2903:02:23:07Dave [GM]Are you saying that out of character or are you saying that in character
03:02:23:2603:02:25:05Steve [Lashara]That’s in the group chat.
03:02:24:0803:02:28:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m going to say good luck without me fellas if I die
03:02:28:2403:03:41:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I don’t know.
03:02:29:0503:02:31:23Brin [Levitas]I can hit one more time
03:02:30:1603:02:32:10Dave [GM]If I get hit one more time I’m dead!
03:02:30:1903:02:32:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]I can hit one more time on that!
03:02:31:2903:02:32:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:02:33:0003:02:34:10Steve [Lashara]Kappa’s like, where are you?
03:02:34:1703:02:35:06Brin [Levitas][laughter]
03:02:35:1803:02:37:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Good take that for a little bit
03:02:35:1903:02:39:19Dave [GM]She takes out her little white cane and is tapping around trying to find you.
03:02:40:1103:02:46:01Steve [Lashara]because you’re still up in the air what why don’t you do your attack well
03:02:48:0403:02:48:24Jesse [Father ITYS]uh
03:02:48:0403:02:58:05Brin [Levitas]okay so i’m thinking i’m gonna yeah i i think i’m
03:02:48:2503:02:49:10Dave [GM]Okay
03:02:48:2503:02:49:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Uh okay
03:02:52:0403:02:55:26Dave [GM]so your last hit was down here right?
03:02:52:0703:02:54:22Jesse [Father ITYS]no tell me your last hit
03:02:58:0503:03:06:29Brin [Levitas]only like five ish feet above the ground right yeah i just did a little floaty float yeah i think that’s what i’m going to do so i’m
03:02:59:2503:03:01:07Dave [GM]Yeah yeah So I mean
03:03:02:1903:03:05:04Dave [GM]or you can just straight up attack Lawrence as well
03:03:06:2903:03:11:15Brin [Levitas]I’m going swoop in through this doorway and just hit him right in the
03:03:11:1503:03:19:15Brin [Levitas]uh right between yes yes exactly
03:03:11:1903:03:12:15Steve [Lashara]the flames
03:03:16:2503:03:18:10Dave [GM]and your wings spread it out.
03:03:16:2603:03:18:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Spread it out
03:03:16:2603:03:18:11Jesse [Father ITYS]if your feet is spread out
03:03:19:1503:03:24:11Brin [Levitas]and yeah freaking okay awesome
03:03:25:0903:03:36:08Brin [Levitas]and yeah well
03:03:25:2103:03:31:03Dave [GM]And as you land the school children are clapping and cheering
03:03:31:0203:03:40:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]was this the school i thought it’s just the tavern yeah okay
03:03:33:0603:03:33:26Dave [GM]they were hiding.
03:03:35:1903:03:37:28Dave [GM]Remember? They ran to the tavern
03:03:36:0803:03:40:17Brin [Levitas]they they were thirsty
03:03:37:0503:03:46:16Steve [Lashara]they have really loose educational standards in old town so they actually
03:03:40:1003:03:47:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah yeah yeah excellent
03:03:40:1703:03:54:23Brin [Levitas]so okay okay
03:03:41:2403:03:43:07Dave [GM]at this part of Old Town.
03:03:44:1303:03:52:07Dave [GM]So actually, as they do that, they give you bardic inspiration so you get a plus four to whatever your
03:03:54:2303:04:05:25Brin [Levitas]cool so i’m gonna use my quarterstaff okay all
03:04:01:2103:04:07:16Dave [GM]what I would do is roll all four of them, see if all six and then just roll damage after that
03:04:05:2503:04:10:09Brin [Levitas]six okay oh my gosh Okay, so 16.
03:04:11:2303:04:16:14Dave [GM]Just one second I’m just checking him Yes, 16 hits
03:04:16:0803:04:17:26Brin [Levitas]Okay, 23 that one hits.
03:04:19:1303:04:20:00Dave [GM]Yes
03:04:21:0403:04:22:08Steve [Lashara]making it really tense
03:04:21:0803:04:21:25Brin [Levitas]Uh, 13?
03:04:23:0003:04:26:08Brin [Levitas]No, there’s no way. 13 misses. Okay,so 2 hit.
03:04:23:1703:04:24:14Dave [GM]13 misses
03:04:29:2703:04:31:17Dave [GM]Your offhand misses
03:04:38:1003:04:44:20Dave [GM]Uh yes Okay, so is that your damage?
03:04:46:2903:04:49:04Brin [Levitas]I’m sorry, was I supposed to do That 1 6 times?
03:04:50:1903:05:01:19Steve [Lashara]was if you did flurry of blows as well So you do four quarters staff, 16 -23, 13 -20. So three hit.
03:04:52:2303:04:53:08Dave [GM]you do yeah
03:04:53:0403:04:53:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah.
03:04:55:2903:04:56:17Brin [Levitas]Which, okay
03:05:00:1103:05:04:14Brin [Levitas]Yes,I did it One extra time my bad So let me hit this 3 times
03:05:04:1403:05:15:22Brin [Levitas]one so seven six seriously
03:05:13:0203:05:14:22Steve [Lashara]Ooh, you’re pulling some Chris numbers here.
03:05:15:2203:05:25:13Brin [Levitas]ten whoa so three hit okay and then i’m coming down here to fury of
03:05:16:2003:05:22:07Dave [GM]that’s 20 23 points of damage to start
03:05:19:1203:05:20:09Steve [Lashara]Here we go.
03:05:25:1303:05:36:07Brin [Levitas]blues sorry it’s down right here that one that one hits right okay let me do that
03:05:35:1103:05:35:20Dave [GM]Yeah.
03:05:36:0703:05:45:10Brin [Levitas]one more time to see if the next one oh it is 12 okay one okay so let me hit this six damage poo
03:05:39:0103:05:40:22Dave [GM]12 misses, so you get one Fury of Blows.
03:05:45:1003:05:53:08Brin [Levitas]okay 29 okay and then i just discovered that i have these things at the bottom
03:05:45:2503:05:49:01Dave [GM]Okay, so 29 points of damage.
03:05:53:1903:05:53:25Dave [GM]Mm-hmm.
03:05:54:0803:06:02:23Brin [Levitas]this yes this uh stunning strike so i hit with a melee weapon so i’m gonna spend one of my key
03:05:57:2903:05:58:18Dave [GM]Uh-huh.
03:06:02:2303:06:11:11Brin [Levitas]points and i’m gonna stun you if yeah for what is that is that constitution is that c -o -n as well
03:06:06:0503:06:06:19Dave [GM]Okay.
03:06:06:1003:06:06:20Steve [Lashara]Okay.
03:06:11:1103:06:23:09Brin [Levitas]you have to roll 16 better than a 16 sweet okay so you’re stunned until the end of your next turn
03:06:15:2903:06:19:18Dave [GM]Let’s see what I get. Oh, I fail miserably.
03:06:17:2503:06:18:09Steve [Lashara]Oh!
03:06:24:2103:06:29:19Brin [Levitas]oh end of my next turn right no no let me wait this
03:06:28:0703:06:29:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah your next turn
03:06:30:1803:06:34:08Dave [GM]So I think he hasn’t said anything in six rounds now.
03:06:35:2503:06:47:06Steve [Lashara]Did he not say anything when He was attacking with his Tail and everything Because like the spell ended of silence But did he not I don’t think he said anything
03:06:43:2503:06:49:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]okay so it’s been more than eight rounds
03:06:48:2803:06:59:20Brin [Levitas]That’s fine. So, okay, so with that hit, with that being a better thing of Kava
03:06:50:1103:06:58:18Dave [GM]my bad so okay so with that hit and And with that block and him being able to utter thing,
03:06:59:1903:07:01:05Dave [GM]Kava’s runes are dispelled.
03:07:03:0703:07:05:21Dave [GM]And as those runes were dispelled,
03:07:04:0103:07:12:05Brin [Levitas]has them through their spell very strong
03:07:05:2603:07:13:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I was about to kill you, I was
03:07:13:0903:07:17:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]kill her I was about to she’s still evil
03:07:13:2303:07:24:29Brin [Levitas]dragon sword in track. With that
03:07:16:0803:07:17:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Do you want to save her?
03:07:18:0603:07:22:29Dave [GM]that has been trapped in the body of a red dragon for 1,000 years.
03:07:22:2903:07:31:10Dave [GM]um with that you swoop over into the tavern and try to take care of the children
03:07:23:1603:07:31:13Steve [Lashara]With that, you swoop over a cavern and try to get your solution.
03:07:25:1503:07:36:18Brin [Levitas]you swoop over the tavern and My specialty. Mother’s milk!
03:07:34:2403:08:00:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well, Lawrence
03:07:37:1903:07:41:20Steve [Lashara]Good to go take care of the child.
03:07:38:0203:07:39:20Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:07:41:0203:07:48:03Jesse [Father ITYS]code good job yeah save
03:07:41:1003:07:43:29Brin [Levitas]I’m going to barred this door. You guys take care of these things.
03:07:44:1903:07:49:14Dave [GM]save the children
03:07:48:0303:07:55:04Jesse [Father ITYS]the children um so
03:07:57:0203:07:59:15Steve [Lashara]Does Lawrence turn back?
03:08:00:1803:08:03:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]is the one causing the problems.
03:08:02:1903:08:04:23Steve [Lashara]Right, but… Okay.
03:08:05:0303:08:14:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]So I’m just going to use our little DMs and say… Gray, what the heck is going on in there?
03:08:15:0803:08:19:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]So you hear like a slow motion struck.
03:08:15:2203:08:26:25Dave [GM]you hear like just a slow motion struggle or no fast motion struggle going on in there um you can tell that they have beef uh
03:08:15:2403:08:19:22Brin [Levitas]you hear like a slow motion stroke.
03:08:23:0803:08:34:09Steve [Lashara]You can tell that they have beef for years if they’ve been together or bit apart and their fantastic power
03:08:23:2003:08:31:16Brin [Levitas]You can tell that they have pieces together broken apart and
03:08:23:2103:08:33:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]You can tell that they have beef or bit of bark and their act.
03:08:26:2503:08:34:29Dave [GM]with the years that they’ve been together and um or been apart and uh they’re kind of hashing that out but you
03:08:30:1103:08:31:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and uh
03:08:32:1403:08:55:08Brin [Levitas]They’re kind of happy some things
03:08:34:0903:08:40:07Steve [Lashara]are starting to see the bubble start forward
03:08:34:1403:08:39:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]But you are starting to see people at the start.
03:08:34:2903:08:44:00Dave [GM]are starting to see um the bubble start to warp and fade as you feel the ground
03:08:36:0903:08:55:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh, I think they’re
03:08:47:2603:08:49:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh yes, excellent.
03:08:54:0903:08:54:26Jesse [Father ITYS]bye
03:08:54:2303:08:55:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]See ya!
03:08:56:2303:08:57:19Steve [Lashara]Good to have you.
03:08:57:1203:08:58:12Jesse [Father ITYS]Bryn Franklin
03:09:00:2603:09:02:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Lawrence isn’t dead though
03:09:02:2203:09:03:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Lawrence is not dead.
03:09:04:0503:09:05:04Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:09:04:1503:09:04:29Dave [GM]not dead
03:09:05:0103:09:05:23Steve [Lashara]Fortunately,
03:09:06:1503:09:07:19Jesse [Father ITYS]okay good
03:09:07:0103:09:10:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]That was some secondary thing.
03:09:07:1703:09:16:13Dave [GM]that was that was some dexterity you had going on there that was awesome okay
03:09:08:1103:09:09:23Brin [Levitas]necessary
03:09:12:0103:09:12:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Passed.
03:09:14:1003:09:23:22Jesse [Father ITYS]I’m going to try and cast one more fell on lawrence with the uh staff that i have i can cast ice storm yep um and he needs to make
03:09:23:2203:09:30:24Jesse [Father ITYS]a dexterity saving throw again but it doesn’t say what uh the save is just says dex
03:09:29:1203:09:33:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]say up near the spell description in my habit.
03:09:29:1703:09:31:04Steve [Lashara]it’s your save.
03:09:34:2303:09:37:05Steve [Lashara]You should have a saving like
03:09:38:1903:09:42:05Steve [Lashara]16 or 17 that is your spell-saving throw
03:09:43:1903:09:52:20Jesse [Father ITYS]dc 15. he fails awesome okay we’re gonna cast this
03:09:44:1703:09:45:22Steve [Lashara]15.
03:09:44:2203:09:45:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah.
03:09:48:0503:09:49:13Steve [Lashara]Slips on the ice
03:09:50:1203:09:53:29Dave [GM]so taken aback by this arakokra that’s flown through and like
03:09:52:2003:10:03:18Jesse [Father ITYS]we’re going to cast this at level eight yes so he has to take um
03:09:53:0803:09:55:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]More three stooges.
03:09:57:1803:09:59:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Damn, nation!
03:10:00:2203:10:02:07Steve [Lashara]let us have very powerful people
03:10:04:2903:10:09:00Jesse [Father ITYS]he has two things well initially has to make four d6 of cold damage
03:10:09:0803:10:10:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]6
03:10:10:1103:10:19:11Jesse [Father ITYS]uh -huh 12
03:10:19:1103:10:23:15Jesse [Father ITYS]all right and then he also has to
03:10:19:2403:10:20:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]12
03:10:23:1503:10:31:22Jesse [Father ITYS]take um let’s see six seven
03:10:31:2203:10:46:20Jesse [Father ITYS]eight he has to take 6d8 damage bludgeoning damage come on
03:10:46:2003:10:49:18Jesse [Father ITYS]come on 29
03:10:50:1903:10:58:16Dave [GM]points of damage uh okay um you are looking at lawrence
03:10:58:1603:11:04:10Dave [GM]and he is very angry, very prone and
03:11:02:0803:11:07:17Brin [Levitas]Very, very dumb and scary.
03:11:02:0903:11:04:13Steve [Lashara]Stunned
03:11:05:2003:11:12:13Dave [GM]very stunned and very beat up. He hasn’t left the doorway. This is ridiculous.
03:11:06:1303:11:18:00Jesse [Father ITYS]all right he chose to come down to the tavern
03:11:15:0903:11:16:01Dave [GM]All right.
03:11:17:0103:11:22:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]I got bad news for Lawrence. Well, actually, go ahead. What were you going to say?
03:11:20:1403:11:20:24Dave [GM]Huh.
03:11:25:0303:11:26:06Dave [GM]Has everyone gone?
03:11:25:1503:11:25:29Brin [Levitas]I have it.
03:11:26:1203:11:27:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]I have not
03:11:27:2803:11:29:02Jesse [Father ITYS]no okay
03:11:28:0303:11:29:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Have a
03:11:28:1703:11:29:02Brin [Levitas]Okay.
03:11:28:1803:11:29:01Dave [GM]Okay.
03:11:30:2203:11:33:21Dave [GM]You have a flesh golem that’s up. You have…
03:11:30:2603:11:34:12Brin [Levitas]We have a question on this up as…
03:11:31:2003:11:32:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Uh
03:11:33:0003:11:34:04Jesse [Father ITYS]what
03:11:34:1003:11:37:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]And Kama’s technically still alive, right?
03:11:37:0003:11:39:19Dave [GM]She has. you get to decide what
03:11:40:1703:11:41:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh she’s joining.
03:11:42:2303:11:43:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Actually you know what no
03:11:45:1403:11:54:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m going to ask her What she wants Like if she wants me To just quickly end it
03:11:47:0003:11:50:28Dave [GM]Okay. I think that would be apropos.
03:11:48:1803:11:50:23Brin [Levitas]I think that was .
03:11:54:0603:12:03:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]She won’t come back to life
03:11:55:1103:11:58:18Dave [GM]You could tell her that all the red dragons or dragonborn
03:12:00:1003:12:01:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:12:00:1003:12:02:07Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:12:03:1203:12:05:24Chris [Jock Bjorn]Your oath has been fulfilled
03:12:04:1603:12:08:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]She Won’t come home Oh it was
03:12:08:2303:12:10:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Lawrence is the last red dragon
03:12:12:0503:12:20:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It was like Her clan Needed to die but not all the red part But go first, Kristen.
03:12:14:0303:12:14:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]It was me
03:12:23:1003:12:26:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]Sweet Okay I’m going to
03:12:28:1903:12:37:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Just do A good old fashioned Step to my left So I’m in range Going to shoot The golem from where I am right there.
03:12:38:2103:12:39:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Thanks a lot.
03:12:41:1703:12:50:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]That is a 25 to hit, and I’m going to blast it with a little bit better hit, 16.
03:12:43:0403:12:47:28Jesse [Father ITYS]I think the only thing that’s damaged it was Kringer like wildly
03:12:43:2103:12:44:21Brin [Levitas]That’s it
03:12:52:1303:12:55:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Then I’m also going to…
03:13:00:1503:13:01:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Reactions, bonus actions.
03:13:05:1403:13:06:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Just do it again.
03:13:10:1703:13:12:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes, 25 to get hit again.
03:13:12:2703:13:13:17Brin [Levitas]All right
03:13:16:1803:13:16:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]13.
03:13:18:1203:13:24:04Dave [GM]all right uh okay
03:13:18:1603:13:19:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Not bad.
03:13:23:2403:13:28:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]And then I’m gonna talk into the mic.
03:13:28:2703:13:39:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m going to walk over and walk to the doorway where Lawrence is And just kind of shout at him
03:13:39:0603:13:48:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Just say, in my best accent Was this all worth it?
03:13:54:0203:13:55:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]No, I didn’t kill him
03:13:59:1303:14:01:15Steve [Lashara]What would Evil Lawrence say, though?
03:14:00:2903:14:12:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s what I’m saying At this point, Lawrence would say You know
03:14:04:2703:14:07:07Steve [Lashara]What would Evil Lawrence do?
03:14:06:0203:14:08:19Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:14:06:2203:14:07:11Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:14:06:2203:14:07:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:14:07:0103:14:07:20Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:14:07:0103:14:08:10Brin [Levitas][laughter]
03:14:07:2003:14:08:10Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:14:12:2503:14:23:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]at one point I would have cared but I’ve lost that person so long ago that I don’t even know what is up or down anymore.
03:14:23:2603:14:34:22Jesse [Father ITYS]well can i try and convert him yes where’s
03:14:24:2603:14:25:24Steve [Lashara]even cook anymore.
03:14:27:2903:14:37:03Dave [GM]do you want to cast ceremony because if you have ceremony You can cast Ceremony, and you can cast Atonement.
03:14:31:2803:14:33:14Steve [Lashara]Forgiveness cast forgiveness.
03:14:34:1903:14:37:13Brin [Levitas]and can’t yeah
03:14:34:2203:14:38:14Jesse [Father ITYS]ceremony is that the staff whoa
03:14:38:2403:14:40:07Chris [Jock Bjorn]Whoa, that would be quick.
03:14:41:1803:14:44:19Dave [GM]It’s hour long. You’d have to fend it off for a little bit.
03:14:44:1603:14:55:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh yeah. So just as
03:14:46:2903:14:57:11Dave [GM]But yeah, I mean, you could try if it… Okay. So just as you’re having this conversation with Lawrence
03:14:47:1103:14:48:19Brin [Levitas]try
03:14:51:0803:14:53:13Jesse [Father ITYS]I don’t think I have that spell though.
03:14:52:1003:14:57:07Brin [Levitas]so just as we’re having a big report
03:14:55:1303:15:08:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]the ball out
03:14:55:1303:14:56:20Steve [Lashara]how to be a big
03:14:57:1103:15:06:14Dave [GM]and he’s admitting to his heartfelt reasons of just not caring anymore and just kind of giving in to the carnage,
03:15:07:0903:15:12:03Dave [GM]The ball out here starts to radiate and shatter, and it explodes.
03:15:08:1803:15:10:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]and they gave you a shot
03:15:09:0803:15:13:05Brin [Levitas]shatter explodes then
03:15:12:1703:15:23:19Dave [GM]And you see Zen and Gray just blast 90 feet up in the air. Just poof! It’s almost like Iron Man taking off.
03:15:16:2403:15:25:08Brin [Levitas]gray just black it’s almost like iron shatter
03:15:18:0003:15:27:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]this is
03:15:19:0703:15:22:29Steve [Lashara]And it’s almost like iron
03:15:24:2503:15:27:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Wait, I didn’t get a turn. Is this happening before my turn?
03:15:27:0803:15:28:24Dave [GM]This is happening before your turn.
03:15:29:0703:15:37:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]so they go flying up in there for a second As that happens, you start to see
03:15:30:0803:15:41:25Dave [GM]They go flying up intheir and kind of disappear for a second. as that’s happening you start to see these dimension doors just being cut all over the
03:15:31:2203:15:42:22Brin [Levitas]up here for a second as that happens you start to see dimension boards cut all the way what we’re
03:15:38:0703:15:44:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]dimension all of it but what we’re seeing is scissors that
03:15:41:2503:15:48:18Dave [GM]place and what you’re seeing is the scissors that um that zen has cutting into the darkness
03:15:42:2203:15:52:07Brin [Levitas]And what you’re seeing is a scissor that Zen had cutting, so
03:15:44:0403:15:44:26Steve [Lashara]that
03:15:46:0403:15:48:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]Zim had cutting into the dark
03:15:47:2203:15:48:17Steve [Lashara]in the dark
03:15:48:1803:15:55:18Dave [GM]and it’s opening holes everywhere so random things just start falling through uh if you
03:15:50:2703:15:51:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Nice.
03:15:52:0703:15:56:01Brin [Levitas]random things going off.
03:15:55:1803:16:01:14Dave [GM]want kava to fall through one you can if you want her to escape the battlefield okay
03:16:01:2103:16:03:11Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, let her die peacefully.
03:16:02:1203:16:06:16Brin [Levitas]Okay, so do you see the tool open up and…
03:16:03:1703:16:04:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]It’s not dead.
03:16:06:1303:16:07:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Wait, wait, is that not death?
03:16:08:2203:16:13:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay then no, no don’t put her in there. Don’t put it in there I want her to die
03:16:12:1003:16:21:10Dave [GM]Like okay, you want her to die? All right, so instead of it opening up
03:16:14:2203:16:15:11Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:16:15:1203:16:19:03Jesse [Father ITYS]Have her join us for a minute. Let’s hear what she has to say.
03:16:15:1503:16:21:24Brin [Levitas]All right so instead of it opening up and dropping
03:16:18:2903:16:19:25Steve [Lashara]cameo
03:16:21:2203:16:23:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay okay wait actually actually
03:16:24:2403:16:35:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No, no, wait I change change i change i changed she is going to i would really love it because she has always hated zen
03:16:25:0303:16:26:18Steve [Lashara]that she was going to have.
03:16:26:1703:16:27:01Brin [Levitas]It’s Hannah Free.
03:16:26:2603:16:27:25Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:16:27:2403:16:29:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m a fan of three!
03:16:27:2403:16:29:13Dave [GM]she’s going to get dropped into a volcano.
03:16:35:2103:16:43:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]honestly she’s always known he’s crap i would like her to have i would Like Her To Have The Final
03:16:41:1303:16:45:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Whoa, whoa!
03:16:43:1303:16:52:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Blow On Him Somehow so She’s Gonna Drop Through the Portal and Maybe Randomly Show Up Sometime
03:16:43:2803:16:45:01Brin [Levitas]Okay, alright.
03:16:44:0703:16:45:03Dave [GM]Okay. All right.
03:16:45:2103:16:49:10Steve [Lashara]Oh, she drops through a portal and you’re like oh I guess
03:16:51:2103:16:52:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh my.
03:16:52:1503:17:03:10Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Later Give Her That give her that she Always Knew He Was Crap Once He Killed That Dog It was over. I mean, if it
03:16:52:2203:16:53:29Steve [Lashara]That’d be
03:16:56:0103:16:56:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]No!
03:16:58:0603:17:00:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah, but the final blow?
03:17:03:1003:17:08:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]happens or she gets to watch it at least
03:17:03:1403:17:04:22Brin [Levitas]Dimension door opens up
03:17:07:2603:17:19:16Dave [GM]But Kava dusts herself off and with all of the destruction she finds um off of this rack of weapons a giant uh hammer
03:17:08:1003:17:08:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:17:10:0503:17:17:03Brin [Levitas]And with all the destruction, you’ll find a rack of weapons.
03:17:11:0703:17:11:28Steve [Lashara]with all the
03:17:20:0403:17:20:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yes
03:17:22:1603:17:31:21Brin [Levitas]As those things are opening up, there’s a couple of them open up inside the taverns
03:17:23:1503:17:31:10Dave [GM]door as those things are opening up there’s a couple of them open up inside the tavern
03:17:26:1403:17:29:14Jesse [Father ITYS]Vengeance. it’s very appropriate vengeance for your character
03:17:31:1003:17:38:01Dave [GM]and lawrence on the ground starts to shake and is starting to be sucked towards one of
03:17:31:2103:17:38:13Brin [Levitas]and more on the ground starting to shake and start to suck towards 24 hours.
03:17:37:1803:17:52:06Steve [Lashara]you guys are finishing um no
03:17:38:0103:17:45:00Dave [GM]the doors so um you guys can either try to finish him um you’d have to move a little bit or
03:17:38:1303:17:45:26Brin [Levitas]so um you guys are trying to finish him a bit or uh
03:17:48:1503:17:49:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It’s my turn Or is it your turn?
03:17:50:0903:17:52:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’ve used all my turns. You are the last one.
03:17:51:2303:17:54:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I would like to kill him I want to kill
03:17:53:2803:17:56:26Dave [GM]you want to try to kill him okay go for it
03:17:57:1403:17:58:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He’s too dangerous To keep alive
03:18:00:0403:18:02:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Yeah, I’m going to move there and that should
03:18:02:1303:18:04:09Jesse [Father ITYS]and we can heal too
03:18:05:1403:18:11:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Um I am just going to hit him with a level 7 Disintegrate.
03:18:12:2903:18:13:29Steve [Lashara]we’re right in the way
03:18:13:2403:18:15:12Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]But it’s a single person.
03:18:16:1903:18:18:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I just have to be able to see him.
03:18:18:1403:18:20:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]jeez level seven
03:18:21:1703:18:22:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]ouch
03:18:23:1903:18:25:00Steve [Lashara]stuck with the cheese
03:18:27:1103:18:31:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So do I roll for Hit? Do I roll or hit?
03:18:34:2003:18:36:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So 11, do I plus something to that?
03:18:37:2503:18:42:04Dave [GM]no i i think um disintegrates It’s a saving throw for me.
03:18:38:0403:18:39:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah I think um
03:18:39:0103:18:39:08Brin [Levitas]think
03:18:42:1803:18:44:00Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]So do not have to roll?
03:18:43:2903:18:45:15Dave [GM]No, you don’t have to roll.
03:18:44:1003:18:45:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]have to roll he has to roll
03:18:45:1303:18:46:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay.
03:18:47:2203:18:48:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]It is 20.
03:18:51:2003:18:53:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Dex, dex, 20.
03:18:52:1703:18:55:28Steve [Lashara]at disadvantage
03:18:57:1003:19:00:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Let’s go. Let’s do it. No, no, no. Let’s see what happens.
03:19:00:2303:19:01:05Dave [GM]OK
03:19:00:2403:19:03:23Brin [Levitas]Okay, uh… Jackson.
03:19:03:1103:19:05:07Dave [GM]Dex at 20 correct
03:19:04:2903:19:12:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]mm -hmm oh
03:19:08:0403:19:09:08Dave [GM]Okay here it goes
03:19:09:1003:19:10:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]Come on!
03:19:12:0403:19:19:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so it is it
03:19:14:2903:19:16:08Steve [Lashara]Tries to stand up.
03:19:18:1503:19:20:15Steve [Lashara]Remember me as a peacekeeper!
03:19:19:2103:19:29:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]is 13 d6 plus oh yeah plus 40
03:19:23:2903:19:24:08Steve [Lashara]What?
03:19:29:2303:19:31:20Dave [GM]19, remember the cooking competition?
03:19:32:0603:19:33:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]I lost a finger!
03:19:32:2503:19:35:07Jesse [Father ITYS]Remember my cheese, remember my cheese!
03:19:35:2203:19:37:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]My shad balls and noodles.
03:19:37:1603:19:41:17Brin [Levitas]Which actually happens to be served even now
03:19:37:2103:19:43:03Dave [GM]Which actually happened to be served even now in the tavern you’re going to die in.
03:19:41:1603:19:47:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yes, of course. Of course. I reach over to just grab one and take a bite.
03:19:44:0003:19:45:27Steve [Lashara]It’s rolling around on the ground.
03:19:47:1103:19:48:13Jesse [Father ITYS]Infamous cheese.
03:19:47:2803:19:49:29Steve [Lashara]Hold it against your heart.
03:19:49:2603:19:53:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]Does he not have that much life to survive? What she is about to do?
03:19:53:0303:20:00:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]wait i kind of just want to roll to see 13 d 6 yeah
03:19:57:2903:20:00:29Steve [Lashara]Did you say plus 40 to whatever you roll?
03:20:00:0503:20:11:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yeah can you do something against that from your face it looks like you can’t I was
03:20:00:0703:20:01:26Dave [GM]And you said disintegrate, right?
03:20:03:0803:20:03:26Chris [Jock Bjorn]Beautiful.
03:20:04:2203:20:06:15Steve [Lashara]Breaking those atoms down.
03:20:08:2003:20:09:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Well, we’ll see.
03:20:11:2303:20:16:06Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]like no okay so yeah 13 d6 is
03:20:17:1103:20:19:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]1 2 3 4
03:20:18:2803:20:21:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]We’re all going to be ones.
03:20:22:0203:20:31:07Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that would be funny plus 40 whatever I roll so that’s 88 me
03:20:23:0703:20:24:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]All of them
03:20:27:0603:20:27:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, yeah.
03:20:31:0403:20:35:12Dave [GM]Okay so you just no how do you do this?
03:20:31:2903:20:33:13Brin [Levitas]So You just
03:20:32:0603:20:34:10Jesse [Father ITYS]So, you just…
03:20:32:1403:20:33:12Chris [Jock Bjorn]Huge death.
03:20:36:2103:20:40:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so what happens is
03:20:37:0403:20:37:26Brin [Levitas]I mean
03:20:37:1403:20:37:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]I mean,
03:20:38:1603:20:38:26Steve [Lashara]You…
03:20:42:0703:20:53:25Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]what happens is as this disintegration is happening his like old form is like his current form
03:20:53:2503:21:05:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]is melting away basically to replace and bring back what the real Lawrence is And as The Disintegration Is going It actually
03:21:05:1603:21:16:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]completely clears His Mind And His final look Is of Thankfulness But he’s looking at you As it happens Just
03:21:15:1703:21:18:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]like at me metagame is that you’re saying
03:21:19:0403:21:22:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Looking At your character Just knowing You have a connection
03:21:21:0103:21:23:27Chris [Jock Bjorn]all right Joff Bjorn
03:21:21:2103:21:26:08Steve [Lashara]He looks into the sky. I see a bearded figure
03:21:23:2703:22:00:18Chris [Jock Bjorn]I see
03:21:25:0803:21:27:25Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:21:25:1803:21:28:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:21:25:2703:21:28:24Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:21:26:0903:21:34:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he’s not looking at me he’s looking at you and
03:21:28:2703:21:30:18Steve [Lashara]I’m coming towards you baby
03:21:29:1303:21:34:01Jesse [Father ITYS]Hey, those are my visions. I have those, okay?
03:21:34:0403:21:37:16Steve [Lashara]I’m talking about like Einstein okay
03:21:34:2803:21:39:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]he says nothing
03:21:40:2303:21:43:13Brin [Levitas]as that’s happening um
03:21:42:0603:21:50:20Dave [GM]that’s happening um disintegrate uh hits him and just he gives a look it obliterates him into dust
03:21:50:0103:21:58:23Brin [Levitas]And with all of the doors that open, it does act completely
03:21:50:2003:21:59:20Dave [GM]and with all of these doors that have opened the dust actually gets sucked into these extradimensional planes almost like a vacuum cleaner um just cleaning up everything
03:21:58:2303:22:04:03Brin [Levitas]and as you get sucked up children in the back.
03:21:59:2003:22:05:02Dave [GM]um and as he gets sucked up the children in the background that levitas are saving
03:22:00:1803:22:19:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]the
03:22:05:0203:22:11:29Dave [GM]are actually just eating shad balls um just just going at it because of all the chaos they
03:22:08:1003:22:08:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins][laughter]
03:22:09:0403:22:11:25Brin [Levitas]Just going at it because of all the chaos.
03:22:09:2303:22:21:16Steve [Lashara]like cheeto
03:22:10:0703:22:10:26Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:22:11:2903:22:17:25Dave [GM]just it’s almost like they found like a big thing of like cheese balls like behind the counter and
03:22:13:2603:22:19:01Brin [Levitas]The thing is like balls from a gunner and put their hands on them.
03:22:15:1103:22:17:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:22:15:2003:22:17:08Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:22:19:0603:22:20:14Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:22:19:1703:22:28:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]picture of lawrence on the cover with a big thumbs up yes perfect
03:22:21:1603:22:24:19Steve [Lashara]dust that’s what laurence turned into was cheeto
03:22:24:1903:22:35:17Steve [Lashara]dust like he
03:22:24:1903:22:25:18Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:22:27:1503:22:37:02Dave [GM]yes perfect okay um a little piece of that cheeto dust uh appears up next to gray and um
03:22:29:1303:22:30:21Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:22:31:0303:22:36:02Brin [Levitas]A little piece of that appeared up in the gray
03:22:35:1703:22:44:22Steve [Lashara]didn’t
03:22:37:0203:22:41:29Dave [GM]and zen and sprinkles down and zen looks up and pauses for a second
03:22:41:2903:22:52:16Dave [GM]and yeah and and realizes that one of his longest frenemies has passed from the world
03:22:44:2203:23:06:11Steve [Lashara]realize what was happening oh he’s
03:22:47:1903:22:56:03Brin [Levitas]that was the longest present and realized
03:22:50:2503:22:57:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He’s really all alone now.
03:22:54:0503:22:56:13Dave [GM]and twirls his mustache
03:23:00:2403:23:04:20Dave [GM]as a giant shake rumbles the ground.
03:23:06:1103:23:17:24Steve [Lashara]revealing something there’s a reveal the giant
03:23:06:2503:23:11:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m going to die if someone doesn’t heal me, I’m gonna die
03:23:10:0603:23:11:04Jesse [Father ITYS]Close your eyes.
03:23:11:0203:23:19:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]the giant amalgamation
03:23:13:2103:23:14:18Dave [GM]As
03:23:14:0503:23:14:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]as
03:23:17:1603:23:17:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Robledoos.
03:23:17:2403:23:22:11Brin [Levitas]amalgamation of so many large
03:23:19:1603:23:29:19Dave [GM]of so many damn large monster parts appears that has been dispatched to basically destroy every small town
03:23:23:0903:23:25:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that has been
03:23:24:0503:23:25:28Brin [Levitas]that has been
03:23:27:1703:23:29:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]destroy every small town
03:23:28:0803:23:29:22Brin [Levitas]every small town
03:23:29:1903:23:36:07Dave [GM]around old town and then rendezvous back here um he busts through the wall
03:23:33:2503:23:36:08Brin [Levitas]he busts through the wall
03:23:36:0703:23:42:02Dave [GM]and just screams like a guttural horrendous scream
03:23:37:2903:23:40:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]like guttural screams
03:23:38:2103:23:40:29Brin [Levitas]cuddle horrendous
03:23:42:0103:23:44:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and blast
03:23:42:0203:23:50:23Dave [GM]and blasts the entire field with a sixth level fire blast
03:23:42:0403:23:44:03Brin [Levitas]and blast
03:23:43:0403:23:54:28Steve [Lashara]blasts entirely with i hide
03:23:48:1603:23:49:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]so
03:23:51:0403:23:58:29Dave [GM]um so that is going that is gonna land right there on
03:23:54:2803:23:55:18Steve [Lashara]behind my dog
03:23:56:2403:23:57:29Brin [Levitas]right there
03:24:00:0903:24:02:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Is it- does it go under me?
03:24:04:0403:24:09:20Steve [Lashara]it’d be a ball i mean you had to come low i think
03:24:04:1303:24:06:25Chris [Jock Bjorn]Oh, I’m right behind him. Probably going to hit me too.
03:24:08:2003:24:09:26Jesse [Father ITYS]of in the doorway there.
03:24:10:1303:24:12:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m gonna react whatever happens.
03:24:11:2603:24:16:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]No, I could have hit that guy from the air. Don’t take me out of the air! I could’ve hit him from the hair!
03:24:18:1603:24:19:28Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Don’t Take Me Out Of The Air!
03:24:20:2403:24:25:02Dave [GM]sphere I’m trying to articulate
03:24:25:2503:24:30:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Because if I get hit by this… Idiot. …I’m gonna die!
03:24:29:0603:24:31:06Jesse [Father ITYS]yeah we might be
03:24:34:0603:24:38:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]You think I have 26 points of life right now. Yeah, quad armor will be fine.
03:24:36:2903:24:38:17Brin [Levitas]you have plot armor we’ll be fine!
03:24:38:0303:24:38:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]fine.
03:24:38:0903:24:40:14Dave [GM]okay
03:24:39:1503:24:50:03Steve [Lashara]all of our minis are fallen over except kava wherever she may be
03:24:39:2903:24:40:20Brin [Levitas]Uh…
03:24:47:2903:24:49:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Hold on, sister.
03:24:48:0503:25:00:19Jesse [Father ITYS]kava’s i was traveling through the planes right now how
03:24:54:2403:24:56:16Dave [GM]like roll this fireball
03:24:55:2803:24:56:18Brin [Levitas]…fireball.
03:25:00:1903:25:07:14Jesse [Father ITYS]low are you Are you above this? It’s a 30-foot cone spear.
03:25:02:0303:25:03:21Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s why I don’t know if I am.
03:25:04:0703:25:13:16Dave [GM]it’s a 30 foot sphere and it goes around corners into any nook and cranny.
03:25:05:1603:25:06:04Brin [Levitas]Third foot.
03:25:08:1003:25:11:16Brin [Levitas]And he goes around the corner and
03:25:13:1003:25:22:20Steve [Lashara]I think you probably would have been hit just because even if you weren’t that high you’d still be floating so you could see him through the door
03:25:22:0203:25:25:10Dave [GM]Alright, everyone make a
03:25:24:0503:25:25:07Brin [Levitas]A
03:25:26:1103:25:29:18Dave [GM]dexterity saving throw. And Chris can you
03:25:26:1703:25:30:03Brin [Levitas]Dexterity escape from And Chris can you go over?
03:25:27:0903:25:27:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]stage.
03:25:31:0403:25:31:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Yeah.
03:25:38:1603:25:40:01Steve [Lashara]I’m glad I have advantage
03:25:42:2903:25:43:16Steve [Lashara]18
03:25:45:0703:25:46:08Brin [Levitas]Okay King
03:25:45:2103:25:46:07Dave [GM]18
03:25:46:1403:25:47:02Chris [Jock Bjorn]16?
03:25:48:1003:25:51:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Wait, was that the wrong one? That was acrobatics. My bad.
03:25:55:2203:25:56:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]There we go. 16.
03:25:56:2203:25:57:19Dave [GM]16
03:25:58:2003:26:09:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]And then levied us. Levied us, leviedus. Yeah your dexterity. I don’t see
03:26:00:1203:26:02:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]hear first if they survive that?
03:26:00:2303:26:02:06Jesse [Father ITYS]Did we add anything to this?
03:26:04:1303:26:07:09Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m debating whether I should use my luck points.
03:26:08:1503:26:10:12Steve [Lashara]oh mine’s 19 sorry
03:26:12:2903:26:18:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]Levitas is a plus four, and she gets a twenty -one.
03:26:22:0903:26:23:05Jesse [Father ITYS]I got a 16.
03:26:29:0003:26:29:13Chris [Jock Bjorn]saves?
03:26:30:0603:26:37:22Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s what I want to know before I know, can I know that? Okay, because I was like I might want to re-roll.
03:26:32:0103:26:32:22Jesse [Father ITYS]We’re dead.
03:26:38:0203:26:47:25Dave [GM]is okay it’s a strange like trying to scroll over fireball
03:26:48:1103:26:51:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Is that me? Oh you’re just thinking it or are you talking?
03:26:51:1603:26:54:08Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s loud. It’s LOUD!
03:26:51:1603:26:53:20Jesse [Father ITYS]I just want to hear what it sounds like.
03:26:54:0003:26:55:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I just didn’t know if I was fighting
03:27:04:1403:27:13:20Steve [Lashara]Zen and Gray are still up in the air. So he’s fighting, he’s like going full Goku fight in the hair and summons his creature or the creature just comes out
03:27:10:1003:27:10:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]yes
03:27:14:0003:27:15:02Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]situation is hard
03:27:14:2403:27:17:09Steve [Lashara]on its way? Okay.
03:27:16:1403:27:18:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]that entire what
03:27:16:1603:27:18:09Dave [GM]that entire shaking
03:27:18:1903:27:20:00Steve [Lashara]What was his approach? Okay.
03:27:20:0203:27:26:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]and he said he was stuck.
03:27:22:1103:27:23:29Dave [GM]and he
03:27:25:0303:27:30:19Dave [GM]the key was as soon as Lawrence was incapacitated that he was going to arrive
03:27:32:1303:27:41:16Dave [GM]uh okay all right i’m actually going to be able to do this now okay so location it’s a dex save
03:27:39:0503:27:44:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, so it’s an ex-save for that area.
03:27:39:1403:27:44:11Jesse [Father ITYS]let’s say uh here
03:27:39:2003:27:44:23Brin [Levitas]So patient, next day, so that is here.
03:27:39:2103:27:40:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]hit him
03:27:41:1603:27:52:04Dave [GM]um so that is paired with this dex sorry for some odd reason it’s not letting me
03:27:50:1203:27:58:02Brin [Levitas]All right, so it’s a
03:27:52:0403:27:59:20Dave [GM]actually click on it and think um so it is a 16
03:27:54:1703:27:55:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]So…
03:27:55:0103:27:55:29Jesse [Father ITYS]okay
03:28:03:1303:28:06:02Steve [Lashara]I think that’s… Haley is that you?
03:28:04:2203:28:05:02Jesse [Father ITYS]we’re good
03:28:05:0903:28:10:03Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I’m gonna, I’m going to reroll and use my luck point.
03:28:07:1703:28:08:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]luck
03:28:09:2703:28:15:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]well you should have an advantage too on nope none of those
03:28:13:2603:28:16:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Nope! I have a negative 2 of mine.
03:28:17:1603:28:18:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]yeah
03:28:19:2003:28:20:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Are we dexterity?
03:28:20:1603:28:21:02Steve [Lashara]Yeah.
03:28:20:2603:28:26:01Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’ve got advantage on saving for those too but I don’t need about 16 11
03:28:26:1103:28:27:14Steve [Lashara]So we only take
03:28:27:2903:28:30:14Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay so yeah…
03:28:31:1103:28:40:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]I got, I got 12 so i’m going to die.
03:28:32:2903:28:43:09Steve [Lashara]show us what that looks like yeah
03:28:43:0903:28:53:01Steve [Lashara]that was d20s 11 d20’s die come on ones
03:28:48:1203:28:49:18Dave [GM]some serious
03:28:53:1003:28:58:15Jesse [Father ITYS]Are you kidding me?
03:28:56:2203:28:58:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Are you kidding me?
03:28:57:1703:29:04:29Dave [GM]kidding me that is like nothing but ones ones threes
03:28:58:0503:28:58:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]me
03:28:58:1603:29:01:23Brin [Levitas]that is like nothing but once
03:28:59:1803:29:01:22Jesse [Father ITYS]That is like nothing but once!
03:28:59:2303:29:01:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]That’s like nothing but once!
03:29:01:2803:29:02:26Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:29:03:1003:29:05:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]So, 29 divided by 2.
03:29:05:1603:29:11:27Steve [Lashara]it’s a 15 i mean i’m still hurt really badly but
03:29:06:2003:29:09:11Chris [Jock Bjorn]So 15 and less…
03:29:11:1703:29:18:29Dave [GM]okay so yeah 15 points of damage for everyone involved uh that last flesh golem actually gets
03:29:11:2703:29:15:16Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Okay, so yeah 15 points of damage for everything.
03:29:11:2903:29:13:10Jesse [Father ITYS]Okay so yeah
03:29:12:1203:29:20:28Chris [Jock Bjorn]Okay, so yeah, two points to 10 for everyone involved that has fleshed all of them. Yeah, see ya.
03:29:13:0103:29:13:10Brin [Levitas]yeah
03:29:13:1003:29:28:04Brin [Levitas]all right
03:29:18:2903:29:27:19Dave [GM]obliterated um and what’s everyone
03:29:21:0203:29:27:20Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and what’s everyone?
03:29:21:2703:29:27:20Chris [Jock Bjorn]And what’s everything?
03:29:28:0403:29:50:26Brin [Levitas]so
03:29:29:1203:29:32:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Negative three.
03:29:29:2103:29:38:11Steve [Lashara]33 yeah
03:29:31:0203:29:36:26Jesse [Father ITYS]41 i can bring you back to life
03:29:33:2603:29:38:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]I’m at 139. I haven’t gotten hit once.
03:29:38:1103:29:45:11Steve [Lashara]you haven’t you’ve just put target on yourself
03:29:39:0003:29:39:27Jesse [Father ITYS]I start to touch.
03:29:40:2003:29:45:18Dave [GM]i’ll have to change that uh dude it was
03:29:44:0103:29:45:19Chris [Jock Bjorn]Shouldn’t have said anything yet.
03:29:45:1503:29:48:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Fat guy?
03:29:45:1803:29:53:03Dave [GM]the dragon that got you huh okay um all right so as this thing busts through the wall
03:29:50:0903:29:58:23Chris [Jock Bjorn]All right, so you’re down. and tears of the side gray gray
03:29:50:1203:29:58:05Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]All right, so as you bust the wall and tears open aside gray and
03:29:51:0203:29:56:29Brin [Levitas]As he busts the wall and tears over to his side,
03:29:54:2303:29:58:09Dave [GM]and tears open the side. Gray and
03:29:57:1603:30:05:29Brin [Levitas]Grey and then are commonly used that are in the air.
03:30:00:0603:30:12:05Chris [Jock Bjorn]that are coming together to care um you see giant fireballs all the walls
03:30:00:2303:30:01:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]then
03:30:02:1803:30:13:25Dave [GM]Zen are just pummeling each other in the air and you see this giant fireball hit and just destroy and obliterate all the walls for the tavern have been blowed back
03:30:03:0703:30:05:01Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]are commonly there
03:30:06:1603:30:13:23Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]in And you see this giant fireball, it can destroy and liberate all the walls, taverns, and blowback.
03:30:06:2603:30:17:17Brin [Levitas]And you see destroyed all the walls of the tavern have been blown back. Levitas has been saved.
03:30:12:0503:30:14:10Chris [Jock Bjorn]saverns uh
03:30:14:2803:30:17:18Dave [GM]Levitas has been able to, did Levitus save
03:30:14:2803:30:17:19Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Levitas has been… Levitat’s safe?
03:30:18:0903:30:19:21Chris [Jock Bjorn]yes
03:30:20:0003:30:31:28Dave [GM]she takes damage but not too bad. She’s able to get the kids out in the back of the wall as they’re screaming and crying and just as that happens
03:30:20:1203:30:28:17Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]He takes damage to that content. She will tip his top back wall as he is screaming in crying.
03:30:21:0003:30:25:26Brin [Levitas]He can’t get cut back from the wall
03:30:22:0103:30:31:15Chris [Jock Bjorn]it comes back and just what happened
03:30:28:2303:30:31:27Brin [Levitas]and just as that happens,
03:30:32:1003:30:43:16Dave [GM]Grey sees that old man Jenkins has fallen and casts power word heel straight down on you
03:30:32:1903:30:34:01Steve [Lashara]So you’re in the wall.
03:30:32:2903:30:38:11Brin [Levitas]Ray sees the opening
03:30:43:0603:30:46:10Steve [Lashara]Plot armor. Plot arm.
03:30:43:1603:30:48:14Dave [GM]opening himself up for a power
03:30:44:0703:30:50:29Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Oh, what’s that?
03:30:45:0003:30:48:14Brin [Levitas]for power.
03:30:52:0303:30:52:27Dave [GM]Zen
03:30:52:1603:30:58:09Steve [Lashara]You distracted him. That’s why you’re crazy. That’s what breaks your brain.
03:30:55:2303:30:58:03Jesse [Father ITYS]I can but I can bring you back to life
03:30:58:0303:31:04:24Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]want to be the reason for this. Holy hecka!
03:31:00:1603:31:02:09Brin [Levitas]You are just all powerful.
03:31:01:1603:31:13:01Dave [GM]jumped all the way back to 100 hit points um power word heal and power word death do you guys want to hear what this is oh sorry power word kill
03:31:04:2603:31:05:15Jesse [Father ITYS]that’s awesome
03:31:05:2603:31:06:29Brin [Levitas]Power is still
03:31:08:2003:31:10:11Brin [Levitas]Power is dead. Good one.
03:31:11:2203:31:11:27Steve [Lashara]Yeah.
03:31:11:2803:31:12:08Brin [Levitas]Oh sorry.
03:31:13:0103:31:19:20Dave [GM]uh you utter a power word that compels one creature you can see within range to die
03:31:14:2103:31:19:21Brin [Levitas]You utter a power that you tell what it’s great to die
03:31:20:1603:31:27:03Dave [GM]instantaneously if the creature you choose has 100 hitpoints or fewer it dies otherwise
03:31:21:2103:31:25:19Brin [Levitas]150 ways or fewer they die
03:31:26:2203:31:30:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]That’s crazy.
03:31:27:0303:31:38:27Dave [GM]the spell has no effect um gray was at 96 hit points um he is hit with power word kill and
03:31:38:1603:31:39:18Steve [Lashara]what Zen said, right?
03:31:41:1303:31:42:05Steve [Lashara]Nuance.
03:31:41:1503:31:51:18Dave [GM]nuance um and just as that happens you see this fur ball of various tabaxi parts
03:31:51:1803:32:01:29Dave [GM]um in a brilliant wizard uh outfit fall 90 feet out of the air and hit the rampart
03:31:59:2203:32:00:17Chris [Jock Bjorn]Catch him!
03:32:02:1603:32:03:26Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Catch him, Derry. Catch him!
03:32:06:2303:32:12:07Dave [GM]kind of right into the area where the fireball was thrown
03:32:13:1503:32:15:27Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Can I catch one in my hand and put it into my pocket?
03:32:14:0203:32:15:19Jesse [Father ITYS]can we bring him back to life
03:32:17:2503:32:19:07Steve [Lashara]He’s in parts.
03:32:19:1803:32:20:20Dave [GM]a power word
03:32:20:1703:32:22:01Jesse [Father ITYS]could we bring part of it back to life
03:32:21:2303:32:23:01Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:32:22:0203:32:23:11Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:32:22:1103:32:30:28Steve [Lashara]It’s just the hand and we get the middle finger is dead yeah
03:32:22:1203:32:23:29Jesse [Father ITYS][laughter]
03:32:22:2403:32:24:06Chris [Jock Bjorn]done
03:32:24:1603:32:28:16Dave [GM]you you don’t get saving throws on that so fyi
03:32:25:0803:32:55:15Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]and I
03:32:29:2803:32:35:09Dave [GM]uh yeah if you get hit by that come next come next time
03:32:33:2003:32:34:11Jesse [Father ITYS]bad news
03:32:37:1603:32:44:21Dave [GM]uh you’re dead um so we’re gonna go ahead and end it there
03:32:44:2303:32:54:04Chris [Jock Bjorn]he did
03:32:47:1803:32:49:07Jesse [Father ITYS]he got a healing spell on us real quick
03:32:52:0403:32:53:17Jesse [Father ITYS]I mean on me and
03:32:55:1503:33:07:13Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]would say
03:32:56:0203:33:02:02Dave [GM]yeah i mean let’s see what our role play has to offer us at the beginning of next round because
03:33:02:0203:33:12:04Dave [GM]you know zen likes to talk so i would say if you can keep him talking for a little bit Yeah, you can have a couple of free actions.
03:33:05:2603:33:08:16Chris [Jock Bjorn]sweet
03:33:07:2203:33:15:16Steve [Lashara]i’ll need it
03:33:08:2503:33:16:04Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]you’re great at
03:33:13:2903:33:14:17Jesse [Father ITYS]Alright
03:33:15:2703:33:20:29Chris [Jock Bjorn]fitting ending somewhere
03:33:21:1703:33:22:20Dave [GM]Kava’s alive!
03:33:24:1003:33:33:22Chris [Jock Bjorn]cheese dust is the best
03:33:24:2403:33:54:18Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]thank you
03:33:25:0003:33:31:03Dave [GM]I honestly was thinking all of them would die but cheese dust?
03:33:25:2503:33:27:08Jesse [Father ITYS]Disintegrate, that’s pretty cool
03:33:34:0703:33:35:15Chris [Jock Bjorn][laughter]
03:33:34:0903:33:37:14Brin [Levitas]Like, you know, he’s got the final hit.
03:33:34:1003:33:38:29Dave [GM]Like you know you got the final hit point kill on yourself
03:33:34:2603:33:35:23Steve [Lashara]very fitting
03:33:38:2203:33:40:02Steve [Lashara]that’s what i would want
03:33:42:0803:33:42:26Jesse [Father ITYS]Seriously
03:33:42:2803:33:45:27Dave [GM]and Crangrom very riveting speech
03:33:46:1403:34:00:14Brin [Levitas]It certainly didn’t have to do it for
03:33:46:1703:33:48:27Steve [Lashara]his surliness has never died
03:33:47:2903:33:55:09Chris [Jock Bjorn]it was great
03:33:48:0903:33:50:07Steve [Lashara][laughter]
03:33:48:1903:33:49:18Brin [Levitas][laughter]
03:33:50:1503:33:53:15Dave [GM]I should never follow those guys
03:33:52:1303:34:03:28Jesse [Father ITYS]That was very good, that was very
03:33:55:2603:34:00:04Dave [GM]hoping that brings a fun conclusion to
03:33:59:2403:34:01:09Steve [Lashara]sure did, that was great
03:34:02:0903:34:05:29Dave [GM]and we’ll see you next time
03:34:04:1203:34:05:03Chris [Jock Bjorn]Love it.
03:34:06:2103:34:07:14Chris [Jock Bjorn]Rock on!
03:34:07:0303:34:07:21Steve [Lashara]Thank you.
03:34:08:0103:34:08:08Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]Thank you.

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