Old Town Throwdown

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Brin [Levitas], Chris [Jock Bjorn], Dave [GM], Hayley [Old Man Jenkins], Jesse [Father ITYS], Steve [Lashara] Utterances: 3779 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:00:05	00:00:06:17	Brin [Levitas]	All right, yeah, that’s a trick.
00:00:04:14	00:00:18:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s working. There
00:00:05:07	00:00:09:18	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, that’s-that’s very moist of you.
00:00:07:20	00:00:08:19	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:00:07:22	00:00:14:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, we don’t happen to do you have extra
00:00:09:19	00:00:11:05	Brin [Levitas]	I’m sorry, what?
00:00:12:29	00:00:42:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Do you have
00:00:14:28	00:00:21:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	zoom? We have extra headphones super loud yeah but I think it’s all
00:00:18:25	00:00:24:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	is a volume thing on it, I don’t have any extra.
00:00:21:28	00:00:29:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the way okay. Do you have some sorry
00:00:24:05	00:00:25:06	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, yeah.
00:00:25:26	00:00:27:22	Dave [GM]	you some headphones one second
00:00:29:01	00:00:35:06	Steve [Lashara]	You’re just gonna leave us with the sound of bones slowly dissolving? We’ll eventually stop, Bill!
00:00:29:11	00:00:38:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	You don’t have to leave your headphones
00:00:33:14	00:00:34:04	Brin [Levitas]	Oh!
00:00:38:12	00:00:39:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:00:39:08	00:00:42:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	You’re like, well I have to listen to this
00:00:40:00	00:00:46:09	Steve [Lashara]	There is no change in this. This is my fate…
00:00:40:29	00:00:42:29	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah, no for roles though.
00:00:42:27	00:00:48:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	my miniature?
00:00:50:19	00:00:52:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh I actually use it from Dave.
00:00:55:10	00:00:58:01	Steve [Lashara]	Is this us? Oh, okay.
00:00:57:25	00:00:58:15	Brin [Levitas]	Oh.
00:00:59:04	00:01:01:01	Steve [Lashara]	You can get my floaty…
00:01:01:16	00:01:13:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	myself here’s my floating thing that is
00:01:05:18	00:01:10:08	Brin [Levitas]	Uh, he told me I was a monk. Oh. Some guy. I can’t remember what you said actually.
00:01:08:09	00:01:09:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh sweet
00:01:13:24	00:01:24:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	but i’m fine being whoever no i chose i chose the armless man this is making me uncomfortable
00:01:16:11	00:01:16:29	Steve [Lashara]	What?
00:01:24:25	00:01:32:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	It changed now it sounds like chewing a little bit yeah it’s evolving
00:01:30:07	00:01:31:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	yeah it’s making me comfortable
00:01:31:15	00:01:31:21	Brin [Levitas]	No.
00:01:32:19	00:01:34:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:01:32:29	00:01:33:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:01:32:29	00:01:33:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:01:35:09	00:01:37:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	it literally sounds like people are making out
00:01:35:10	00:01:44:22	Steve [Lashara]	How much experience do you have with listening to people make out, Hayley?
00:01:38:23	00:01:39:14	Brin [Levitas]	Aw, gross.
00:01:38:24	00:01:42:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	not I don’t that’s not what it sounds like
00:01:39:20	00:01:40:19	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:01:40:29	00:01:41:18	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:01:44:24	00:01:45:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:01:44:25	00:01:51:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	well it’s just not too much but
00:01:47:12	00:01:48:13	Steve [Lashara]	Just curious them.
00:01:55:19	00:02:00:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	no, it it stopped
00:01:58:06	00:01:58:19	Brin [Levitas]	What did you say?
00:01:59:24	00:02:11:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	check check you sensitive ears
00:02:12:22	00:02:13:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	why don’t you buy me
00:02:14:22	00:02:15:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	mine have rips
00:02:17:25	00:02:24:17	Brin [Levitas]	You want a tray?
00:02:19:03	00:02:22:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	cadence for the kids when they practice piano.
00:02:25:11	00:02:26:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No.
00:02:26:04	00:02:27:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	it stopped
00:02:26:19	00:02:29:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no way are you kidding me
00:02:26:22	00:02:29:25	Steve [Lashara]	This is just my fault.
00:02:27:06	00:02:28:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So, Dave?
00:02:27:08	00:02:31:22	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, I like it!
00:02:30:16	00:02:32:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh Uh, no.
00:02:34:16	00:02:41:28	Dave [GM]	okay cool um does anyone else have a problem with the volume of their
00:02:37:19	00:02:39:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	You don’t look as much like a podcast space fan.
00:02:39:18	00:02:40:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I actually didn’t hear you laugh.
00:02:40:11	00:02:45:25	Brin [Levitas]	No mine is okay.
00:02:40:28	00:02:43:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Is it too loud in your ears?
00:02:44:28	00:02:52:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, well, I just got up with my naturalness and everything’s natural.
00:02:48:04	00:02:51:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Last time you were very, like… …handicary
00:02:53:28	00:02:57:11	Steve [Lashara]	Hello, hello? Hi! Hi!
00:02:55:22	00:02:56:27	Dave [GM]	hi
00:02:57:15	00:02:58:25	Brin [Levitas]	Merry Christmas
00:03:00:08	00:03:03:21	Dave [GM]	you need an ipad with your character sheet on
00:03:04:08	00:03:06:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Or your phone. Or your phone.
00:03:05:13	00:03:09:27	Brin [Levitas]	Oh, Dave. I’m so sorry. You should have told me this thing. I haven’t.
00:03:10:01	00:03:14:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Wait Dave turn the sound effects on before you leave! No I’m just kidding
00:03:10:13	00:03:17:20	Steve [Lashara]	Haley will you pass me a coaster please cast to be a coaster yeah
00:03:10:17	00:03:20:18	Brin [Levitas]	You know what?
00:03:22:04	00:03:29:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	remember how to play last time i prepped so much before we came and then i was like so burnt out this week that i was
00:03:22:09	00:03:23:02	Brin [Levitas]	Snack scene.
00:03:30:13	00:03:39:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’ve done zero. Now, Now, I feel like I should have some items that I did not give myself. That’s what I’m saying? Yeah.
00:03:32:07	00:03:32:16	Steve [Lashara]	nothing
00:03:35:28	00:03:40:05	Steve [Lashara]	you guys might want just grab some potions appealing like that’s really all
00:03:36:25	00:03:47:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah don’t let me forget i want to cast like less and stuff on everybody Yeah, before something happens?
00:03:44:26	00:03:46:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well, like I don’t want to cheat though
00:03:45:29	00:03:48:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well also don’t forget we took some
00:03:47:22	00:03:56:12	Steve [Lashara]	we’ve got all the liquors right
00:03:49:26	00:03:50:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Somewhat
00:03:51:16	00:03:53:14	Brin [Levitas]	did a good half of God
00:03:53:26	00:04:05:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, there was the
00:03:55:08	00:03:56:01	Brin [Levitas]	from all of them
00:03:57:02	00:03:57:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yes
00:03:59:06	00:03:59:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Now
00:04:01:28	00:04:04:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Do any of those heal? Don’t remember
00:04:05:06	00:04:07:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	one that gave us like an extra roll if we want.
00:04:08:08	00:04:14:01	Brin [Levitas]	There’s a bunch of them that you get serious and stab boosts.
00:04:09:05	00:04:10:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The luck
00:04:17:11	00:04:27:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m nervous to take him, I’ll be honest all we had to do was touch those guys and they turned us in your finger is still
00:04:19:29	00:04:21:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, that’s why I only wanted to take the left one.
00:04:22:14	00:04:23:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	There’s side effect.
00:04:27:02	00:04:32:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah but we stopped it remember because this-it’s the thumb too so I can step up
00:04:27:08	00:04:32:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	mm-hmm
00:04:27:11	00:04:30:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, remember he put a
00:04:33:25	00:04:34:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yep
00:04:34:14	00:04:42:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I don’t know if it continues to decay, but it just doesn’t spread.
00:04:42:25	00:04:45:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	at a certain point
00:04:51:05	00:05:02:26	Brin [Levitas]	so no here that’s for our characters like our actual character
00:04:52:02	00:04:52:17	Steve [Lashara]	there it is
00:04:52:08	00:04:55:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, wait Christopher do I have to join a different campaign?
00:04:58:08	00:04:58:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	no
00:04:58:18	00:04:59:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Dave sent me that
00:04:59:29	00:05:01:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that’s for our
00:05:03:23	00:05:04:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yeah
00:05:04:00	00:05:05:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, so So I’m okay as Old Manjay.
00:05:08:17	00:05:18:09	Brin [Levitas]	there all right so you’re currently playing no oh
00:05:12:17	00:05:17:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	currently playing no she’s not
00:05:13:08	00:05:14:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	You’re currently playing?
00:05:16:20	00:05:19:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	No, I’m not playing a monk I must also write
00:05:18:29	00:05:26:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	she’s playing the source or yeah okay so
00:05:20:11	00:05:27:02	Brin [Levitas]	so old man jenkins okay so you
00:05:22:01	00:05:28:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I don’t like this thing because someone wants it
00:05:23:18	00:05:25:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	That’s why he is so powerful
00:05:27:02	00:05:34:11	Brin [Levitas]	there you go so it’s not what I’ll be asking
00:05:27:09	00:05:37:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	there you go so it’s not thank
00:05:29:27	00:05:32:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Do you want it for your mom
00:05:32:21	00:05:38:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	we’ll guide you
00:05:34:11	00:05:45:02	Brin [Levitas]	Chris everyone but this is your character what we want to do is you want to be looking at really with your
00:05:35:24	00:05:44:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I don’ t like him
00:05:37:03	00:05:37:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:05:37:25	00:05:46:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you well no I’m super tall don’t like it
00:05:38:05	00:06:00:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	everyone will guide you so
00:05:45:02	00:05:55:13	Brin [Levitas]	actions and abilities are so your action right here is what you call back okay So your quarterstaff, when I ask you to roll it,
00:05:47:29	00:05:51:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	He gets for when you have him, Royce.
00:05:57:25	00:06:03:20	Brin [Levitas]	OK. And then that will tell you . So if you’re trying to have
00:06:00:22	00:06:06:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So it’ll… Trust me, if you just kind of have to play things that are good.
00:06:00:24	00:06:07:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it’ll trust me you just kind of have to start You’ll be fine.
00:06:02:18	00:06:04:05	Steve [Lashara]	you just kind of have to play
00:06:04:26	00:06:05:19	Brin [Levitas]	To understand?
00:06:07:09	00:06:07:18	Brin [Levitas]	OK.
00:06:08:23	00:06:16:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Um, also from the word put .
00:06:09:17	00:06:16:18	Dave [GM]	Also up on the board I’ve put just kind of the order of operations, I guess.
00:06:09:22	00:06:16:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Also up on the board I put a word about .
00:06:14:14	00:06:22:26	Steve [Lashara]	word off so yeah
00:06:18:08	00:06:21:16	Dave [GM]	Which is funny because Bren’s like the only one that has to turn around and look at it.
00:06:22:08	00:06:24:10	Brin [Levitas]	Sorry. I didn’t bring my glasses away so I can see it.
00:06:24:22	00:06:25:09	Dave [GM]	Sweet!
00:06:27:13	00:06:28:17	Dave [GM]	So yeah, okay.
00:06:28:11	00:06:28:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay.
00:06:29:23	00:06:33:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	On what we’ve done one and
00:06:30:14	00:06:41:16	Dave [GM]	We’ve only done one. We built a world and we also had one thing where these guys were tasked by the temple at Old Town to go and find Gray
00:06:33:13	00:06:41:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And Ray
00:06:33:15	00:06:42:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	We’ve got people in this
00:06:41:16	00:06:51:20	Dave [GM]	the wizard. He’s been actually looking for this weird um like disease
00:06:51:20	00:06:57:22	Dave [GM]	or pandemic that’s been sweeping the countryside what they’ve been noticing is that these towns these little towns have just been
00:06:57:22	00:07:05:08	Dave [GM]	decimated and they’re vacant but there’s no real sign of anything any bad like little scuffles
00:07:04:08	00:07:05:23	Steve [Lashara]	They’ve been Roanoke-ed.
00:07:05:08	00:07:11:22	Dave [GM]	yeah they’ve done Roanoke so he went out it’s I don’t know Roanake
00:07:05:13	00:07:07:08	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, okay.
00:07:06:07	00:07:09:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I don’t know what that means.
00:07:09:04	00:07:14:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	The city
00:07:10:02	00:07:11:20	Steve [Lashara]	You don’t remember Roanoque?
00:07:10:15	00:07:21:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	yeah it’s the city that like disappeared all the
00:07:11:28	00:07:17:18	Dave [GM]	like from like the mayflower times disappeared yeah there’s like a
00:07:16:21	00:07:26:22	Steve [Lashara]	It’s like one of the original mysteries of American history. We learned about it with Mr. Andrus, man! I’m kidding, I don’t know.
00:07:19:26	00:07:28:06	Dave [GM]	yeah yeah yeah well steve would know because you’ve definitely learned about it no
00:07:21:23	00:07:22:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	people just vanished
00:07:24:10	00:07:35:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	it was probably wendigos sometimes i
00:07:25:18	00:07:26:17	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:07:26:12	00:07:27:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I really don’t know this.
00:07:28:05	00:07:32:09	Steve [Lashara]	No, I do think we learned about him when we were in Northridge though. Mr. Soto probably.
00:07:30:06	00:07:31:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m sure we did.
00:07:33:14	00:07:37:28	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, I remember Egypt
00:07:34:09	00:07:35:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I remember when we learned about Egypt,
00:07:35:28	00:07:38:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	feel like really proud of myself when I know something that you don’t know
00:07:40:04	00:07:45:09	Dave [GM]	uh so these towns have been left desolate but what they’ve noticed is there was one town that
00:07:40:12	00:07:40:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	you know what?
00:07:45:09	00:07:52:13	Dave [GM]	was right outside the petrobras of uvowne that had not been touched and so they went to go
00:07:52:13	00:07:58:22	Dave [GM]	investigate to go find gray who also went there um and they ended up in a little bit of a scuffle
00:07:58:22	00:08:06:02	Dave [GM]	in a tavern but they were able to find gray he lost an eye and a leg that’s
00:08:02:25	00:08:06:19	Brin [Levitas]	Oh, okay.
00:08:03:00	00:08:05:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The guy with the staff floating in the air is gray.
00:08:05:17	00:08:07:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	wait you lost a leg
00:08:07:01	00:08:07:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No.
00:08:08:28	00:08:11:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It was decaying. I didn’t lose it.
00:08:10:11	00:08:11:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	But he healed it right?
00:08:11:14	00:08:12:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	but you got healed
00:08:12:08	00:08:15:19	Steve [Lashara]	despite dave desperately trying to get everyone to chop off their limbs
00:08:14:20	00:08:20:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Nobody chopped their arms off. I didn’t gouge my eye out. And I was healed.
00:08:18:27	00:08:29:22	Dave [GM]	finger and thumb are decaying but gray was able to stop it so you have like a ward of healing around your fingers um that is a concentration
00:08:20:09	00:08:20:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah
00:08:25:21	00:08:26:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	mm-hmm
00:08:29:22	00:08:35:22	Dave [GM]	spell that he’s casting by the way so if his concentration gets broken it or he dies
00:08:33:26	00:08:34:27	Steve [Lashara]	or he dies
00:08:39:01	00:08:39:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:08:39:13	00:08:40:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Just wait.
00:08:40:07	00:08:46:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	well we know how to heal it you just use like a standard healing
00:08:42:28	00:08:47:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah because if these undead things touch you it likes
00:08:46:03	00:08:52:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	who can do that
00:08:47:06	00:08:49:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Not a standard, it has to be greater healing spell.
00:08:48:17	00:08:52:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, so we’ve stopped it because it can come in handy with touching certain things.
00:08:51:27	00:08:54:25	Brin [Levitas]	This is so stressful I don’t want my character to die.
00:08:53:18	00:08:54:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Gray can do it.
00:08:54:21	00:08:55:20	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:08:55:06	00:08:56:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	well no if he dies
00:08:56:17	00:08:59:26	Steve [Lashara]	there is a test at the end so you should be paying close attention
00:08:59:18	00:09:01:26	Brin [Levitas]	No, I just I don’ want my character to die
00:08:59:29	00:09:09:19	Dave [GM]	is also yeah this is all really okay so your character is right there um above the tavern so you are a member of the temple guard
00:09:01:28	00:09:03:06	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:09:02:17	00:09:03:16	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:09:10:22	00:09:11:13	Brin [Levitas]	I am
00:09:10:28	00:09:22:07	Dave [GM]	and they you’re just now seeing what’s going on outside so that’s kind of how you come into this story everyone else kind of was here during the first part when they found gray after they
00:09:15:17	00:09:17:18	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, cool Heck yeah
00:09:22:07	00:09:32:14	Dave [GM]	were able to find gray they touched a map that actually showed what was going on so they kind really don’t know what the evil is that’s going on but they do know that something bad has gone
00:09:32:14	00:09:43:26	Dave [GM]	right outside of ulti. So, when they touched the map it opened up a portal when they walked through all of them had to go through at the same time and they all teleported right to here and yeah
00:09:41:23	00:09:43:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	with the other crazy wizard
00:09:44:05	00:09:49:29	Dave [GM]	You have Crazy Wizard, who’s back there. So you actually don’t even know his name yet. You do know Gray right here.
00:09:46:09	00:09:48:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	nice no we don’t
00:09:50:18	00:10:25:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	talking
00:09:50:27	00:09:56:12	Dave [GM]	He is a little short tabaxi cat that is really powerful.
00:09:55:02	00:09:56:12	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah I can do it.
00:09:58:24	00:10:00:00	Dave [GM]	Anything I’m missing?
00:10:00:23	00:10:04:29	Steve [Lashara]	well i’m oh i guess we haven’t met her yet we haven’T met her but
00:10:02:16	00:10:03:27	Dave [GM]	Oh yeah! Let’s do introductions.
00:10:02:18	00:10:04:26	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah, yeah, sweet.
00:10:06:05	00:10:27:19	Brin [Levitas]	There I am.
00:10:07:02	00:10:11:14	Dave [GM]	She’s playing a character called Levitas. She is an Aarakocra.
00:10:12:04	00:10:13:01	Steve [Lashara]	oh nice
00:10:12:11	00:10:18:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	was that the name
00:10:13:15	00:10:15:13	Dave [GM]	Look, I went all the way back to the notes.
00:10:16:22	00:10:17:10	Dave [GM]	I can read.
00:10:19:14	00:10:20:25	Steve [Lashara]	we didn’t come up with one
00:10:21:06	00:10:23:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	but is supposed to be who it
00:10:25:09	00:10:25:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	about the bird thing
00:10:25:28	00:10:30:13	Steve [Lashara]	that we found in the submarine and it washed up on the shore like a bottle
00:10:29:11	00:10:40:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	so that’s discriminating steve washed up on the floor like a bottle it’s offensive to bottles
00:10:29:14	00:10:36:00	Brin [Levitas]	You pronounce it Levitas?
00:10:30:07	00:10:36:22	Dave [GM]	you might find in the submarine at some point um so this is levitas
00:10:37:13	00:10:48:25	Dave [GM]	um so you can see her stats she is a monk of the temple guard um so if you guys want to help her as she’s fighting she’s going to have to get pretty
00:10:48:25	00:10:57:01	Dave [GM]	up close and personal because her two forms of attack are quarterstaff. And she does have a longbow, but she’s got a plus nine to hit on quarters.
00:10:55:04	00:11:02:26	Brin [Levitas]	it.
00:10:56:29	00:11:15:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	is dang nation can i see
00:10:59:00	00:11:08:14	Dave [GM]	So she’s probably going to want to use that. And then if anyone can explain to her the idea of fury of blows as well. So you’ll be able to hit up to four times, I believe.
00:10:59:27	00:11:01:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	probably going to be better.
00:11:10:22	00:11:14:17	Dave [GM]	And then yeah, yeah, Aang.
00:11:11:19	00:11:12:25	Steve [Lashara]	she gets to be ang
00:11:15:11	00:11:22:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	her in here that might help okay so campaign
00:11:16:17	00:11:25:11	Steve [Lashara]	you can see him did you add her to the campaign like you can see her but you can’t see like her stats or if you can I don’t know how
00:11:29:25	00:11:31:03	Steve [Lashara]	that’s because it’s yours
00:11:30:13	00:11:35:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	should be able to right here no i see it but i cannot yet do that
00:11:34:14	00:11:40:25	Steve [Lashara]	but like that’s what I mean like it’s got a handful of basic stuff but yeah do that
00:11:35:24	00:11:56:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, any questions?
00:11:37:26	00:11:42:17	Brin [Levitas]	Any questions?
00:11:38:03	00:11:45:14	Dave [GM]	if you want me to i can leave her stat sheet up there okay but this will be the easiest way
00:11:45:14	00:11:57:11	Dave [GM]	for you to get help and then also just kind of okay all right uh so any questions let’s go ahead
00:11:52:13	00:11:56:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	All right, so any questions?
00:11:57:11	00:12:07:27	Dave [GM]	and let’s meet the rest of the group so she’s levitas she’s an ericocra at the temple guard The Temple Guard patron is the person that sent you guys out to go find Gray.
00:12:02:26	00:12:04:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay.
00:12:08:12	00:12:11:16	Dave [GM]	So he’s the one that’s paying you guys.
00:12:12:22	00:12:25:12	Dave [GM]	So let’s start right here with Steve, a
00:12:16:04	00:12:16:22	Steve [Lashara]	all right
00:12:16:05	00:12:24:14	Brin [Levitas]	I’m going
00:12:22:28	00:12:28:23	Steve [Lashara]	I’m a gnome I’m away gnome my name is Lashara
00:12:25:12	00:12:25:26	Dave [GM]	wee -no.
00:12:26:17	00:12:27:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:12:30:10	00:12:34:00	Dave [GM]	She’s got a speech impediment. Just wanted to let you know that.
00:12:31:05	00:12:35:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that.
00:12:31:11	00:12:32:09	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:12:31:21	00:12:44:27	Brin [Levitas]	stuff, so you can
00:12:35:04	00:12:40:22	Steve [Lashara]	our forefather was dropped on head as a kid and could pronounce his own name
00:12:37:23	00:12:38:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:12:37:23	00:12:39:01	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:12:42:06	00:12:46:15	Steve [Lashara]	so I’m an artificer
00:12:48:04	00:13:00:04	Steve [Lashara]	the things that I can invent often have magical properties, so I have essentially a pokeball. It allows me to summon a little robot puppy who can fight with
00:13:00:04	00:13:08:09	Steve [Lashara]	me um or a little homunculus servant and i have tiny little gizmos and stuff like i have winged
00:13:08:09	00:13:17:16	Steve [Lashara]	boots so that i can fly as well so you can fly because you’re a bird person and i can i can’t yeah i can actually
00:13:13:08	00:13:16:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So when you talk to her, you’re at eye level at least.
00:13:17:26	00:13:20:02	Dave [GM]	Yeah, and she can levitate up with her boots.
00:13:19:02	00:13:20:06	Brin [Levitas]	Oh, that’s awesome.
00:13:20:08	00:13:30:08	Steve [Lashara]	yeah uh because i i think i i think I’m three foot one or something like that remember if I decided that but yeah
00:13:25:07	00:13:26:14	Dave [GM]	Okay, I’ll give one to him too.
00:13:30:08	00:13:36:00	Steve [Lashara]	um i’m a short stack oh three foot four sorry yeah
00:13:33:22	00:13:36:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	need him
00:13:34:13	00:13:37:28	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, oh nice! Don’t cut yourself short there.
00:13:37:23	00:13:40:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Every inch counts when you’re that short.
00:13:38:12	00:13:40:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:13:38:18	00:13:39:25	Steve [Lashara]	I see what you did there
00:13:42:14	00:13:42:29	Steve [Lashara]	and
00:13:44:01	00:13:50:13	Steve [Lashara]	yeah so I have a really inventive personality and I like to
00:13:50:01	00:13:58:22	Brin [Levitas]	That’s awesome that’s awesome I
00:13:54:25	00:13:56:19	Steve [Lashara]	set stuff on fire if I can
00:13:56:12	00:13:59:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	If we don’t finish this, hopefully We don’t Finish this tonight
00:14:00:07	00:14:01:08	Dave [GM]	Yeah, that’s fine.
00:14:01:07	00:14:03:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And then you can Finish it when I’m
00:14:03:26	00:14:13:21	Dave [GM]	I have two things that I want to get through tonight and I feel like the very last piece would be one more session. So it’s a three-tiered approach.
00:14:04:02	00:14:05:02	Brin [Levitas]	have
00:14:11:03	00:14:12:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay chill
00:14:11:29	00:14:12:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Awesome.
00:14:13:29	00:14:14:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Awesome.
00:14:14:16	00:14:17:08	Brin [Levitas]	we’re in the room
00:14:15:16	00:14:16:28	Steve [Lashara]	we’re in no rush right
00:14:16:11	00:14:26:01	Dave [GM]	We’re in no rush at this point. i want you guys to be digesting like all the things that you possibly want to do uh during your pieces um so bren these
00:14:16:16	00:14:17:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay.
00:14:24:10	00:14:25:08	Brin [Levitas]	so
00:14:26:01	00:14:35:10	Dave [GM]	right here are um our flight levitation so if you your movement speed is 60 feet so in a turn you can move so these squares
00:14:28:00	00:14:45:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	If you’re in quotes,
00:14:28:14	00:14:31:28	Brin [Levitas]	if you your movement
00:14:29:23	00:14:41:24	Steve [Lashara]	are you looking at
00:14:35:10	00:14:45:03	Dave [GM]	right here they’re five feet each you can move 60 so it’s what okay so you
00:14:36:08	00:14:38:29	Brin [Levitas]	can take
00:14:41:24	00:14:42:12	Steve [Lashara]	me to do math?
00:14:45:03	00:14:48:18	Dave [GM]	can move 12 squares which is quite a bit you also that
00:14:45:26	00:14:49:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	do you also that same?
00:14:46:11	00:14:47:01	Steve [Lashara]	I mean,
00:14:46:13	00:14:47:27	Brin [Levitas]	also
00:14:47:20	00:14:50:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	50 is 10 55 60
00:14:50:04	00:14:58:06	Dave [GM]	same yeah no I don’t math
00:14:50:20	00:15:01:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Did Christopher show You that video he sent me
00:14:50:20	00:14:55:01	Steve [Lashara]	there we go. The English major math way. That’s how we do it.
00:14:57:23	00:15:07:07	Brin [Levitas]	no like my literally my three my third grader asking me to help him with practice I’m gonna need you
00:15:05:19	00:15:06:04	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah.
00:15:06:02	00:15:08:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:15:07:07	00:15:16:26	Brin [Levitas]	to back up okay stop attacking me oh cool
00:15:07:29	00:15:08:29	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:15:08:04	00:15:19:13	Dave [GM]	of a half what is that um so these guys right here your movement speed 60 so that means you can go 60 feet straight up if you’re flying if you at a height you can do 60 this way that way
00:15:10:23	00:15:11:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So
00:15:19:13	00:15:29:19	Dave [GM]	So you can move really, really like nimbly. This thing right here is just to tell us how high you are. So if you go 30 feet up in the air, you just do that and a zero
00:15:19:20	00:15:20:07	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
00:15:23:03	00:15:30:18	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, okay.
00:15:26:04	00:15:27:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	people are
00:15:29:19	00:15:40:26	Dave [GM]	And then we know that you’re 33 feet up And so you’ll be able to notice that everyone here So right now gray is 60 feet up In the air So there’s just pieces of that So that’s just the 3D combat aspect Of it
00:15:32:04	00:15:32:21	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
00:15:37:04	00:15:37:20	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah.
00:15:40:26	00:15:51:21	Dave [GM]	You have a couple of people here That actually do fly So um If you want to hand that over Pass it down the table I’m trying to keep everyone relatively close To the mics and so when you guys get up
00:15:43:05	00:15:43:28	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, cool.
00:15:50:23	00:16:03:00	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, apparently
00:15:51:21	00:16:01:29	Dave [GM]	And move, you can tilt, move The mic do whatever you need to do If you’re going to be talking while you’re on the board Go ahead and do it Just really want the voices to come through clear So does Chris
00:16:01:22	00:16:03:04	Steve [Lashara]	Are we recording already?
00:16:03:00	00:16:11:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Jesse says It sounds like we’re leaving a voicemail
00:16:04:23	00:16:06:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Sorry, no I didn’t say that.
00:16:05:09	00:16:07:03	Steve [Lashara]	Can we edit that question out?
00:16:05:23	00:16:07:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:16:06:05	00:16:11:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m surprised by the quality of this. I was expecting more.
00:16:08:29	00:16:10:26	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:16:14:02	00:16:18:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i didn’t know how to be polite about it okay i didn t want to sound rude
00:16:15:29	00:16:16:29	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:16:16:08	00:16:16:20	Dave [GM]	Okay
00:16:19:25	00:16:25:00	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, Blashara.
00:16:20:21	00:16:31:21	Dave [GM]	um okay so that’s it okay let’s move on to chris yeah you
00:16:23:08	00:16:24:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s Lashara.
00:16:23:22	00:16:25:11	Steve [Lashara]	That’s me. Lashara, that’s me
00:16:25:29	00:16:27:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Alright, here’s your…
00:16:27:24	00:16:32:22	Brin [Levitas]	I gotta remember this. I’m not gonna remember this is what I’m trying to say. okay good
00:16:28:14	00:16:29:03	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:16:29:06	00:16:31:02	Steve [Lashara]	feel free to ask
00:16:30:05	00:16:32:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I don’t remember the names.
00:16:35:28	00:16:45:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s my guy. Jacques Bion an explorer a pirate a ship captain
00:16:40:24	00:16:41:21	Brin [Levitas]	okay cool
00:16:45:13	00:16:49:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	my first love is the sea
00:16:47:04	00:16:48:03	Dave [GM]	first love is the sea
00:16:50:12	00:16:58:13	Brin [Levitas]	hey look okay cool oh nice
00:16:52:00	00:17:03:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	he is the son of a dwarf man and a Goliath woman who’s like a giant so he just came out regular sized he’s 6’5
00:16:58:13	00:17:03:02	Brin [Levitas]	that’s awesome
00:17:03:16	00:17:07:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	or something like that, so he’s still tall exactly
00:17:04:13	00:17:06:26	Dave [GM]	glad that goliath is the mother of the two
00:17:05:23	00:17:06:22	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:17:07:25	00:17:15:16	Steve [Lashara]	6’5 is like twice Lashara’s height two Lasharas in a trench coat would be able to look him in the eye
00:17:07:29	00:17:08:19	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:17:11:06	00:17:12:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:17:11:12	00:17:18:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	still tall. I feel like a Goliath and standing next to her
00:17:13:23	00:17:15:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:17:17:21	00:17:18:07	Steve [Lashara]	yeah
00:17:19:20	00:17:30:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He is a ranger which means I’m a lot like that guy in Lord of the Rings Aragorn I was going to say Aragon and I’m glad I didn’t say that
00:17:27:13	00:17:35:27	Brin [Levitas]	that is. Yeah,
00:17:29:15	00:17:30:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Irrigan
00:17:30:27	00:17:32:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	he would have had to leave
00:17:31:24	00:17:32:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	E-Raggon
00:17:32:09	00:17:33:08	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:17:33:07	00:17:35:15	Dave [GM]	both these two would probably have your lunch for
00:17:35:27	00:17:41:29	Brin [Levitas]	I would have just broken your glasses. Okay.
00:17:36:22	00:17:38:00	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Did you get that Instagram posted?
00:17:39:01	00:17:39:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Snap
00:17:40:02	00:17:40:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait, wait!
00:17:41:16	00:17:50:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Anyways he He is just normally hanging out on the beach and in his boat.
00:17:51:22	00:17:58:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And he was drug into this, not against his will. He cares about what’s going on, but he would much rather be on the ocean.
00:17:59:04	00:18:08:24	Brin [Levitas]	okay, cool. it will be okay okay cool
00:18:01:14	00:18:09:03	Dave [GM]	so i do have bren up here on the screen over here to the left um so there’s names uh
00:18:01:16	00:18:04:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	There won’t be an ocean left if we don’t save the world
00:18:09:03	00:18:20:11	Dave [GM]	so if you need me to scroll around so i’ll try to keep it in an area where you see most of it that’s you down there but we’ll kind of keep it up in here so you can see everything um is
00:18:09:04	00:18:09:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Handy.
00:18:11:02	00:18:12:14	Brin [Levitas]	yeah
00:18:20:11	00:18:29:00	Dave [GM]	that everything chris jesse your
00:18:25:17	00:18:30:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um what’s my name i am but not
00:18:29:00	00:18:37:21	Dave [GM]	father hideous but it is is like you’re more a father the end is near right now, because you can’t say I told you so until the calamities happen.
00:18:34:21	00:18:44:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah right yeah i have a bunch of acronyms that i look by so that i identify myself as
00:18:38:03	00:18:41:14	Brin [Levitas]	oh okay
00:18:44:01	00:18:50:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	so right now it’s i think we decided to pronounce tian the end is near
00:18:48:19	00:18:50:17	Dave [GM]	Mm-hmm. Yeah, the end
00:18:50:02	00:18:57:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i’m father tn um i’m a cleric and i’m human i’m just a boring human
00:18:57:29	00:19:12:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	where am i excuse excuse
00:18:58:12	00:18:59:04	Dave [GM]	he’s the one person
00:19:06:08	00:19:09:04	Brin [Levitas]	oh you look a little more bad-eyed than I was expecting
00:19:12:06	00:19:17:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	just because i’m religious doesn’t mean i can’t be of that those things are not mutually exclusive
00:19:16:27	00:19:28:05	Steve [Lashara]	just look at gandhi yeah yeah yeah gandhy too
00:19:18:19	00:19:19:22	Brin [Levitas]	you’d be surprised
00:19:20:02	00:19:21:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	just look
00:19:23:22	00:19:24:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	but
00:19:24:14	00:19:28:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The weird Yankovic version of Gandhi.
00:19:28:05	00:19:30:22	Steve [Lashara]	No more passive resistance.
00:19:31:02	00:19:42:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I do a lot of spells I have a lot of spells that I can cast because I’m a cleric I also channel my gods divine magics on certain spells which adds
00:19:42:11	00:19:53:26	Brin [Levitas]	pike it’s literally it’s just i mean it’s got to be my top five right now
00:19:42:17	00:19:43:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	bonuses
00:19:44:08	00:19:46:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Is that an airbender reference?
00:19:45:13	00:19:46:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That’s Star Trek.
00:19:46:15	00:19:49:05	Dave [GM]	No, that’s Vox Machina. If you guys haven’t watched Vox
00:19:49:22	00:19:50:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	could
00:19:49:29	00:19:51:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Isn’t there a pike on Star Trek?
00:19:53:26	00:20:01:10	Brin [Levitas]	it’s so good i think i watched it in two days
00:19:55:02	00:19:58:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Is it good? I know what it’s based on, yeah.
00:19:56:09	00:19:57:09	Dave [GM]	so Critical Role
00:19:58:23	00:19:59:10	Dave [GM]	it’s on Amazon
00:20:02:00	00:20:02:06	Dave [GM]	but
00:20:02:15	00:20:06:23	Brin [Levitas]	oh yeah i forgot about that i was like kidding my pants
00:20:04:13	00:20:09:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	clerics is it could clerics watch it? Is that it’d be approved like
00:20:07:05	00:20:07:20	Dave [GM]	yeah
00:20:09:11	00:20:09:23	Brin [Levitas]	no
00:20:10:08	00:20:21:16	Dave [GM]	is like it depends on if you’re a Catholic cleric or if you are some other cleric because Catholic clerics sit in the confessional booth and they hear a lot of stuff so I mean it’s really just based
00:20:13:23	00:20:23:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it research
00:20:15:01	00:20:15:29	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:20:15:09	00:20:25:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	different standards. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough. Yeah.
00:20:17:18	00:20:18:07	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:20:19:16	00:20:20:14	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:20:21:08	00:20:27:04	Steve [Lashara]	To understand the sins of the world
00:20:21:16	00:20:22:21	Dave [GM]	on whatever you think
00:20:23:20	00:20:33:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	for me to understand where you’re coming from and
00:20:27:22	00:20:42:10	Brin [Levitas]	yeah i love
00:20:28:04	00:20:30:28	Dave [GM]	To combat the sins, you have to know them first.
00:20:30:17	00:20:34:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Correct. Correct. Yeah I think I could justify it.
00:20:33:22	00:20:35:09	Dave [GM]	Seek first to understand.
00:20:36:08	00:20:47:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Um I think that’s basically it um have a lot of healing spells just so everybody knows and before we get into this yes there are spells prepared
00:20:42:10	00:20:47:10	Brin [Levitas]	that can you heal yourself
00:20:42:25	00:20:44:11	Steve [Lashara]	are they prepared
00:20:47:13	00:20:58:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I think i have time to prepare like probably five more dave said there’s a lot of time oh perfect
00:20:53:03	00:20:58:06	Dave [GM]	Yeah. There’s a window before the black hole starts moving towards you.
00:20:58:14	00:21:06:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um but yeah well a lot yes yeah my healing spells they
00:21:04:16	00:21:05:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	just has to touch himself.
00:21:06:13	00:21:08:18	Dave [GM]	It’s true. It’s called lay on hands.
00:21:08:10	00:21:10:17	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:21:11:14	00:21:14:09	Brin [Levitas]	there’s just so many things i want to say right now
00:21:11:15	00:21:23:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I don’t know some of them are touch all right okay if you’re going to mock the spells though and how they’re administered i don’t know if you’ll receive as much healing
00:21:14:02	00:21:14:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:21:15:15	00:21:17:11	Steve [Lashara]	Hayley’s smug smile is pretty
00:21:16:19	00:21:18:17	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:21:16:29	00:21:18:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:21:23:06	00:21:33:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	is possible so tn it’s
00:21:24:19	00:21:25:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:21:25:25	00:21:30:14	Dave [GM]	You guys are going to need it so keep Father Tien
00:21:29:25	00:21:30:27	Steve [Lashara]	Tien
00:21:30:27	00:21:31:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Etienne
00:21:33:02	00:21:43:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	like tnt but without the lens uh yes
00:21:33:12	00:21:47:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I am
00:21:34:10	00:21:45:20	Dave [GM]	all right um father tian is is that all okay and hayley on the purple microphone
00:21:37:24	00:21:38:15	Steve [Lashara]	tea is silent
00:21:38:12	00:21:40:19	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:21:47:05	00:21:54:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Old Man Jenkins of the family old so this is my town
00:21:48:25	00:21:51:17	Dave [GM]	of the of the family old of old town
00:21:52:15	00:21:54:27	Brin [Levitas]	Oh, okay, cool.
00:21:55:09	00:21:59:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And I am a sorcerer What?
00:22:03:08	00:22:07:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	why the gender roles swapped and I was Like, that was your guys’ choices.
00:22:04:03	00:22:06:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Because I chose Old Man Jacobs
00:22:06:28	00:22:08:29	Steve [Lashara]	like i’m just sitting here i’m like wait man
00:22:07:13	00:22:08:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Um
00:22:09:10	00:22:13:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, I’m a sorceror I just
00:22:14:03	00:22:15:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Have some powerful damaging spells.
00:22:15:27	00:22:20:15	Dave [GM]	she was like during the last round she
00:22:17:29	00:22:20:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I was the winner of one.
00:22:22:18	00:22:25:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, but I only killed like one guy because everyone else took my kills.
00:22:24:01	00:22:25:13	Steve [Lashara]	we get triple digit damage
00:22:27:01	00:22:36:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, Chris you technically did get the most damage But I feel like that was on one person I got like general damage area
00:22:29:07	00:22:31:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I got the most damage but that was because
00:22:35:08	00:22:40:28	Dave [GM]	He got the nat 20 which doubled damage on a really powerful spell which was amazing.
00:22:36:01	00:22:45:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I can also fly I have dragons
00:22:36:01	00:22:47:22	Brin [Levitas]	It’s awesome Oh, cool That’s awesome
00:22:40:14	00:22:44:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	A shotgun to a guy’s head. That’s what it was.
00:22:42:13	00:22:43:10	Dave [GM]	Yeah. It was
00:22:47:28	00:22:51:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	He’s dragging me over here. Please.
00:22:48:01	00:22:50:15	Dave [GM]	Dragon wings Really cool bird wings
00:22:50:25	00:22:52:18	Steve [Lashara]	and flying boots.
00:22:52:08	00:22:53:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Why do you have dragon wings?
00:22:52:18	00:22:53:19	Brin [Levitas]	okay cool
00:22:53:27	00:22:55:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Because I have to
00:22:55:25	00:23:02:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Conic Ancestry and at the level 15 or something You get dragon
00:23:00:01	00:23:00:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh!
00:23:01:22	00:23:03:15	Dave [GM]	You sprout dragon wings
00:23:03:06	00:23:05:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Do they stay? Are they permanent or are they just
00:23:04:13	00:23:07:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	No, you can zoom, zoom.
00:23:04:19	00:23:04:29	Brin [Levitas]	awesome
00:23:07:02	00:23:10:07	Brin [Levitas]	you can pull them up and tuck them in your okay
00:23:07:21	00:23:08:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	zoom-zoom
00:23:09:20	00:23:12:26	Dave [GM]	That’s actually The magical sound effect
00:23:13:20	00:23:14:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	zoom zoom
00:23:15:20	00:23:16:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Zoom, zoom,
00:23:18:05	00:23:29:09	Dave [GM]	okay so that’s everyone um i am your honorary dm i’m just running three sessions right now and then after this when we swap into our main characters we will be swapping out dms so
00:23:18:23	00:23:30:04	Brin [Levitas]	so after playing, you’re a longer but I’m going to put it back oh ok
00:23:29:09	00:23:35:03	Dave [GM]	actually get to play a character um and then we are in the process of getting a dm
00:23:32:04	00:23:32:22	Brin [Levitas]	ok
00:23:35:03	00:23:43:01	Dave [GM]	to do our last session so all of us can play together um so uh james
00:23:39:16	00:23:50:01	Brin [Levitas]	um so uh that’s
00:23:41:22	00:23:53:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	James well it
00:23:43:01	00:23:50:14	Dave [GM]	okay uh that’s the recap
00:23:45:19	00:23:46:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	his son? Oh
00:23:47:05	00:23:47:23	Steve [Lashara]	my brother
00:23:53:20	00:23:57:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	might help Bryn to know what we’re trying to do right now
00:23:58:04	00:23:59:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	So after
00:23:58:26	00:24:05:26	Dave [GM]	after you guys step through the portal on the last one i’m just gonna give a recap but i will when i actually start dming i’ll get a little bit weird
00:23:58:28	00:23:59:16	Brin [Levitas]	after
00:24:05:26	00:24:12:26	Dave [GM]	Um, you guys appeared and the cliff hammer last time was in the distance.
00:24:13:08	00:24:22:21	Dave [GM]	You heard the sound of a triangle getting rubbed and it played a little ditty.
00:24:24:05	00:24:27:29	Dave [GM]	Um, I’ll just get started real quick.
00:24:30:13	00:24:31:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	started recording
00:24:30:16	00:24:38:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	So you hear the triangle playing
00:24:30:26	00:24:32:15	Steve [Lashara]	it’s already on your play
00:24:33:03	00:24:39:20	Dave [GM]	Oh, it is so you hear the triangle playing this song.
00:24:36:11	00:24:45:05	Brin [Levitas]	playing this and then you hear the yes
00:24:41:10	00:24:43:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it’s a very good triangle
00:24:41:11	00:24:47:10	Dave [GM]	and then you hear a scream come from what looks like
00:24:47:10	00:24:57:03	Dave [GM]	a giant Goliath, he’s called an imp but he looks like a little small devil
00:24:48:12	00:24:56:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the land of ice and snow but he looks like
00:24:52:28	00:25:04:06	Brin [Levitas]	Um, but he looks like a little small devil. But it looks like his arm is back in the middle of him and he has this giant lion’s arms
00:24:57:03	00:25:06:04	Dave [GM]	but it looks like his arms have actually been removed and he has these giants-like Golieth arms that hang down way past
00:24:58:05	00:24:59:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	like his arms back
00:25:04:06	00:25:13:29	Brin [Levitas]	to take that way past so he needs to use his wings here. Okay. What you notice is there are other monsters that have been attacked.
00:25:04:13	00:25:06:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	way past
00:25:06:04	00:25:14:26	Dave [GM]	so he needs to use his wings even to get around now. So what you’ve noticed is there’s pieces of other monsters that have been tacked onto this guy.
00:25:15:03	00:25:25:06	Brin [Levitas]	Oh okay. And the other players, but it is coming for you guys.
00:25:17:06	00:25:25:09	Dave [GM]	And the other players know him from another campaign, but it is coming for you guys.
00:25:21:28	00:25:23:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it is
00:25:25:26	00:25:36:08	Dave [GM]	And then you also see this giant black hole that’s slowly starting to move towards the outskirts of Old Town.
00:25:26:07	00:25:33:29	Brin [Levitas]	Then we also see this giant that’s slowly starting to move.
00:25:36:08	00:25:48:05	Dave [GM]	And as it’s moving towards it, what you’ve seen is As it passes anything that’s living It sucks everything off So the leaves of the trees are just being sucked
00:25:36:23	00:25:44:17	Brin [Levitas]	As it moves forward, what we’ve seen is at the top of anything that’s living, they can stuff everything off.
00:25:45:00	00:25:54:21	Brin [Levitas]	So the lead of three are stuck and pulled in and start pulling. and don’t really know exactly because of the phrase
00:25:48:05	00:25:58:07	Dave [GM]	and pulled into this dark hole You don’t really know exactly what’s going on Gray has a little bit of understanding If you guys want to have a conversation with him for a little
00:25:57:12	00:25:58:05	Brin [Levitas]	but
00:25:58:07	00:26:10:06	Dave [GM]	But, hint Just to give you a little Bit of a prelude but i feel like we should actually start with a prelude and so
00:25:59:08	00:26:00:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Hint, hint.
00:26:12:06	00:26:14:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I thought you were going to say start with a prayer.
00:26:13:08	00:26:20:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, I’ve got you. yeah i already did it that’s a yeah it was a long time ago yep okay so
00:26:14:02	00:26:14:22	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:26:15:28	00:26:16:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Jesse?
00:26:16:07	00:26:22:16	Dave [GM]	isn’t it yeah yeah okay so jesse actually gets down on his knees
00:26:16:10	00:26:18:19	Brin [Levitas]	you’re on it Yeah, I already did that.
00:26:16:29	00:26:18:07	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:26:19:07	00:26:20:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Dan, we’re good? Covered.
00:26:20:10	00:26:21:19	Brin [Levitas]	So Jesse actually
00:26:24:07	00:26:34:27	Dave [GM]	and you hear this music starting to flow in and i just ran into this the other day for again and i Just Feel Like It’s A Good Break For Us To Start
00:26:35:09	00:26:43:11	Dave [GM]	moving towards our session in here let’s just this is just the prelude
00:27:05:05	00:27:12:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	clap everybody perfect yep come on guys I’m very charismatic by the way I forgot to mention that
00:27:07:01	00:27:08:13	Steve [Lashara]	hallelujah
00:27:10:16	00:27:15:16	Dave [GM]	every okay everyone joins in right now at
00:27:11:29	00:27:16:11	Brin [Levitas]	everyone joins in down beat
00:27:12:14	00:27:13:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:27:12:22	00:27:17:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	What is this?
00:27:12:24	00:27:13:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:27:12:24	00:27:14:02	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:27:15:12	00:27:22:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Have you never heard the song?
00:27:15:16	00:27:23:23	Dave [GM]	the downbeat it’s
00:27:23:01	00:27:24:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s a phrase.
00:27:23:02	00:27:30:23	Brin [Levitas]	It’s crazy and you guys are all good at it You’re welcome If we do
00:27:23:23	00:27:28:00	Dave [GM]	a prelude and you guys are all gonna die
00:27:31:11	00:27:33:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Actually, I survived. I don’t die in this fight.
00:27:35:01	00:27:36:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	We all survive.
00:27:35:10	00:27:37:15	Brin [Levitas]	We’ve got about 10 seconds left
00:27:35:12	00:27:37:11	Dave [GM]	it’s got about 10 seconds left
00:28:00:17	00:28:03:01	Brin [Levitas]	Preparing yourself to bring the prayer.
00:28:00:21	00:28:02:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Are you preparing your spells during this prayer?
00:28:00:27	00:28:03:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Are you preparing your spells during this prayer?
00:28:06:02	00:28:08:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Are you comparing your spells during this pray?
00:28:13:01	00:28:20:04	Dave [GM]	jesse gets up on his knees as you see the giant black hole moving towards us and that
00:28:20:04	00:28:30:17	Dave [GM]	is where we will start gray the cat he gets up and he’s like oh no this is really bad my friends
00:28:30:17	00:28:40:17	Dave [GM]	this is very bad um i didn’t yeah no no no i’m not talking about it that was i loved your prayer
00:28:32:28	00:28:36:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	The music or… I thought they did pretty good.
00:28:36:05	00:28:37:13	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:28:37:09	00:28:37:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I liked it.
00:28:38:16	00:28:39:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh!
00:28:40:17	00:28:52:11	Dave [GM]	we need it at this point um this is what i was really afraid of that thing is what actually has been clearing out the towns and i just didn’t know it’d be
00:28:40:23	00:28:42:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Thank you, thank you.
00:28:52:11	00:28:56:23	Dave [GM]	this close so we are in trouble
00:28:57:17	00:28:59:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	What do you know about this thing, Ray?
00:29:00:29	00:29:07:01	Dave [GM]	as it gets a little bit closer uh what you do notice is that it is slowly just moving
00:29:07:01	00:29:18:09	Dave [GM]	a little bit at a time just slowly towards the center of the town and like i said there’s leaves that are being sucked off of anything living and you guys are getting the feeling
00:29:18:09	00:29:24:16	Dave [GM]	that once it actually starts getting close to people it’ll do this go ahead and ask your
00:29:25:05	00:29:25:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	what
00:29:27:11	00:29:28:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Asked the question again.
00:29:28:06	00:29:35:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the question is I forgot it uh what is that thing Gray
00:29:29:24	00:29:31:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	The same question.
00:29:35:14	00:29:40:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that’s right
00:29:38:11	00:29:46:10	Dave [GM]	you just need to find great asking the
00:29:39:24	00:29:43:03	Steve [Lashara]	first session. It took us three and a half hours to get to it.
00:29:46:10	00:29:54:15	Dave [GM]	question is really what it comes down to uh yeah so i will put a little bit of music going um
00:29:46:16	00:29:48:15	Steve [Lashara]	I know, that was supposed to take like ten minutes
00:29:48:07	00:29:49:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	There was a prerequisite.
00:29:54:29	00:30:05:04	Dave [GM]	yeah this is what’s been killing everything um the town after town after time uh once it gets
00:30:05:04	00:30:14:21	Dave [GM]	past oldtown there’s nothing left um i don’t really know what it is i i do know what its doing
00:30:11:29	00:30:12:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	what it’s doing
00:30:14:23	00:30:23:07	Dave [GM]	um it is taking anything that’s living and sucking it into its belly and then i have seen
00:30:23:07	00:30:29:28	Dave [GM]	things come out that i don’t think you guys want to see but i feel like we’re going to be running
00:30:29:28	00:30:37:25	Dave [GM]	into problems uh think of it maybe as
00:30:30:09	00:30:33:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	so it’s like a giant mother’s womb
00:30:31:19	00:30:36:11	Steve [Lashara]	to the one reborn
00:30:37:25	00:30:48:26	Dave [GM]	a inverted bag of holding um that may have been a flesh bag of holding at some point. So instead
00:30:48:26	00:30:54:02	Dave [GM]	of sucking in items or whatever, it only sucks in living tissue.
00:30:56:10	00:31:07:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	That’s cool. Oh, so the army of like The undead that we’ve just seen with the triangle And everything Are they unaffected by this? Or are they right next to it?
00:30:56:28	00:30:58:14	Steve [Lashara]	horses without blemish
00:31:04:29	00:31:05:16	Dave [GM]	They’re…
00:31:06:27	00:31:18:25	Dave [GM]	so they are just right here behind it and they’re just about ready to move towards you guys. I was going to give you a little bit of time to prepare spells if you wanted to do that. Did you already prepare them?
00:31:08:16	00:31:26:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I would like
00:31:19:17	00:31:21:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, yeah It was during the prelude
00:31:21:23	00:31:23:01	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:31:21:27	00:31:31:20	Dave [GM]	Awesome. While you were praying? yeah great um so yes as they’re moving in you yeah if anyone has an opportunity to heal
00:31:22:02	00:31:22:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:31:22:18	00:31:22:27	Brin [Levitas]	Yes.
00:31:22:25	00:31:23:23	Steve [Lashara]	this singing was for?
00:31:26:10	00:31:28:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	to be healed.
00:31:31:17	00:31:32:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Everybody stand close
00:31:33:06	00:31:34:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Do you have to touch all of it?
00:31:33:18	00:31:33:24	Brin [Levitas]	Thank you.
00:31:35:19	00:31:39:02	Dave [GM]	stand close well i don’t know how many people are like 50 feet in the air right
00:31:39:06	00:31:49:20	Steve [Lashara]	No, at my typical eye height hover. There’s just that soft whir as Yeah, yeah, yeah Like a hummingbird
00:31:46:07	00:31:47:17	Brin [Levitas]	The dude’s like cool.
00:31:49:12	00:31:50:06	Dave [GM]	okay
00:31:49:29	00:31:50:07	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
00:31:51:07	00:31:51:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay
00:31:53:29	00:32:04:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	So Dave I have one quick question uh there’s a spell that um it says if i cast it um that it says uh like from once that’s been
00:32:04:19	00:32:11:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	passed any healing that’s given to that person restores them full hp but that spell specifically
00:32:11:16	00:32:19:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	doesn’t restore any hp itself I don’t think the way I’m reading it if I even remember what it is
00:32:20:14	00:32:29:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um beacon of hope this spell bestows help and vitality choose creatures within range for the duration each target has advantage on wisdom saving throws and death saving
00:32:29:11	00:32:40:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	throws and regains maximum number of hit points possible from any healing so i don’t think you receive any healing but it’s like your
00:32:33:29	00:32:45:05	Steve [Lashara]	oh so it’s like a buff to the healing process if you get healed then So we could just chug a single potion of healing and just…
00:32:42:27	00:32:53:26	Dave [GM]	yeah so and if it was like 1d6 you will automatically get the top d6 so if you have any more of a powerful like spell where’s like you’re gaining back like
00:32:49:08	00:33:02:07	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah, I will do it also.
00:32:49:29	00:32:50:20	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, okay.
00:32:53:26	00:33:04:23	Dave [GM]	if you’re doing lay on hands and you’re giving them like 20 points they will automatically get the full 20 points um so it’s also like uh you know potion of healing anything where
00:32:59:05	00:33:01:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh i see okay maybe we’ll think about that okay
00:33:04:12	00:33:05:20	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
00:33:04:23	00:33:10:13	Dave [GM]	you’d have to roll. It’s 1d10, 112. You would receive the 12 automatically.
00:33:10:05	00:33:19:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i see okay gotcha okay in that case um can I cast that with another healing spell right now in preparation
00:33:19:25	00:33:23:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	sweet okay so we’re gonna cast beacon of hope
00:33:24:21	00:33:30:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	which will give you the highest possible roll anytime you’re healed and then after that we’re going to cast
00:33:30:10	00:33:36:17	Dave [GM]	How long does it last? Is it just a once on command or is it a certain amount of time
00:33:39:05	00:33:49:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	duration oh it’s a concentration spell oh okay
00:33:41:21	00:33:51:29	Dave [GM]	Yeah so as long as you’re concentrating on it, it will happen. So as long as your concentration’s not broken during this entire encounter whenever you do a healing anything and they roll it
00:33:49:02	00:33:56:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay cool cool
00:33:56:03	00:34:00:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Is that the only concentration spell you have though? Because you can only do one at a time, right?
00:34:03:28	00:34:10:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	well there’s this other one this isn’t concentrate this is instantaneous um the other one i would like to do is mask your
00:34:10:17	00:34:18:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	wounds anybody within 30 feet you receive uh you regain 3d8 plus nine hit points
00:34:18:03	00:34:22:10	Dave [GM]	okay so with that you roll it and you will get max of all
00:34:19:16	00:34:19:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Wow.
00:34:23:02	00:34:28:22	Steve [Lashara]	But yeah, so those are using probably your more powerful spell slots.
00:34:23:21	00:34:25:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Maybe hold off on that one.
00:34:29:29	00:34:34:01	Steve [Lashara]	so if we have this buff to healing i i have
00:34:30:24	00:34:32:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I don’t think any of us are too damaged.
00:34:35:11	00:34:43:20	Steve [Lashara]	i’m okay but we could probably like is this enough to be a short rest and we could just use heal dice on this or is it not that long
00:34:36:27	00:34:38:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m down to light.
00:34:38:17	00:34:40:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	You don’t need that much right now
00:34:41:00	00:34:46:29	Dave [GM]	i would give you okay i would say short rest you can short
00:34:46:21	00:34:55:23	Steve [Lashara]	okay so if you want to use our hit dice instead we don’t even have to roll we can just fuse up hit dice to the amount to the maximum amount and then heal yourself
00:34:55:23	00:35:07:15	Steve [Lashara]	that much so normally you have um yeah so normally you have hit dice which is based upon the class
00:34:55:27	00:34:57:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I don’t know how that works.
00:34:56:25	00:34:57:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I don’t have it.
00:34:59:08	00:35:00:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	See, we go.
00:35:01:20	00:35:02:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Don’t feel bad.
00:35:01:29	00:35:04:03	Brin [Levitas]	You know what? Sounds great.
00:35:07:15	00:35:19:09	Steve [Lashara]	that you are. So for example as an artificer I have d8 as my hit dice and then I have the quantity of hit dice equal to my level so I have 15 d8 that I can use
00:35:19:09	00:35:26:20	Steve [Lashara]	to heal myself during a short rest. So I’ve only been hurt 13 points, so I can use two of them.
00:35:27:01	00:35:33:06	Steve [Lashara]	And because of his buff, I’ll just automatically… Well it’s that plus your constitution.
00:35:29:05	00:35:41:03	Dave [GM]	them automatically back so let’s just call that if he’s using this spell then i would say everyone just gets full hp back you will not be
00:35:38:20	00:35:45:02	Steve [Lashara]	Because we won’t be resting again, so we don’t need to… But normally we would use up those hit dice.
00:35:41:28	00:35:42:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	does
00:35:45:11	00:35:45:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	are
00:35:47:27	00:35:51:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	spell slots still taking from last time or do those renew as well?
00:35:50:22	00:35:52:29	Steve [Lashara]	Those should… Those would still be used.
00:35:52:07	00:36:00:06	Dave [GM]	with the yeah well not with a sort there i think sorcerer and warlock are a little bit different i think on a short rest they actually gain their their spell spots
00:35:53:04	00:35:54:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	They’ll still be used
00:35:55:25	00:36:02:29	Brin [Levitas]	I also have to work with
00:35:57:10	00:36:05:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, I also… I have sorcery points that I can spend to open spell slots.
00:35:59:22	00:36:09:24	Steve [Lashara]	D&D Beyond should be able to reset anything. So if you click the little fire icon,
00:36:09:24	00:36:16:16	Steve [Lashara]	it asks if you want a short rest or long rest. And you click Short Rest and it will automatically reset whatever it is that applies.
00:36:16:19	00:36:19:20	Dave [GM]	just go ahead and hit apply and it should reset everything you need
00:36:20:08	00:36:29:16	Dave [GM]	for a short rest jenkins
00:36:21:15	00:36:23:00	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Let me see what it’s in my spells.
00:36:23:25	00:36:25:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Who’s got the barrels of The juice.
00:36:26:25	00:36:27:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Uh, I do.
00:36:29:17	00:36:40:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I recommend taking the greedy malted porter and the gluttonous hard apple cider. The greedy malte porter, it doesn’t have a side effect written down.
00:36:37:10	00:36:43:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	What is that?
00:36:41:11	00:36:42:05	Steve [Lashara]	Oh wow!
00:36:43:00	00:36:44:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I think it’s just
00:36:45:22	00:36:56:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	very addicting but we’re all going to die anyway so we might as well just like chuck away but i would say the greedy malted porter is specifically for like halfway
00:36:47:27	00:36:48:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Ooh.
00:36:50:10	00:36:51:18	Dave [GM]	know there’s no plot armor here
00:36:56:16	00:37:01:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	through the battle because you can get six spell slots back from it so that’s for like a later
00:36:58:28	00:37:04:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, I agree. I am going to drink a gluttonous hard apple cider right now.
00:37:01:28	00:37:09:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	party i’m gonna drink that too tavita
00:37:02:10	00:37:09:09	Steve [Lashara]	I will do the same.
00:37:07:09	00:37:08:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, I want a luck point.
00:37:09:28	00:37:21:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s just an inspiration, right? You want to drink that too.
00:37:09:28	00:37:16:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	tavida is that your name tavita i can’t remember I drink one too
00:37:11:25	00:37:19:25	Dave [GM]	yeah you basically get inspiration and then so if you roll a bad role then you automatically can re-roll it if you use your inspiration
00:37:15:29	00:37:16:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Thank you for all of that.
00:37:16:21	00:37:25:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	oh she hasn’t got her yet
00:37:19:25	00:37:29:25	Dave [GM]	she is coming just in the second so as you guys are working on your long rest right now
00:37:21:15	00:37:25:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well actually we’re not by you yet very shortly.
00:37:23:23	00:37:24:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh shit.
00:37:26:11	00:37:37:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	So as guys from the contest
00:37:27:22	00:37:37:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	oh it did not renew my supposed sorry
00:37:29:25	00:37:37:02	Dave [GM]	you see an aracocra captain of the temple guard uh -oh
00:37:38:02	00:37:40:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	maybe drink one of those
00:37:38:02	00:37:40:00	Steve [Lashara]	then it would need a long
00:37:42:12	00:37:45:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	do we have a limited amount of those? I’m assuming we do
00:37:44:16	00:37:45:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	drink that whenever i want
00:37:47:04	00:37:53:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	One per person two each? Oh wow I know
00:37:49:23	00:37:50:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	well
00:37:50:22	00:37:52:11	Brin [Levitas]	you’re going to need it
00:37:51:24	00:37:52:15	Steve [Lashara]	making me nervous
00:37:52:02	00:37:54:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	i can spend i’m gonna
00:37:52:05	00:37:53:13	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:37:54:07	00:37:57:03	Steve [Lashara]	yeah you can basically be invincible y’all need it
00:37:55:21	00:38:01:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	spend sorcery points right now because i only have like three slots that i’ve used so i’m going to do that instead
00:38:03:06	00:38:08:20	Dave [GM]	um so she flies up and she lands next to gray
00:38:03:10	00:38:03:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	um
00:38:10:12	00:38:19:05	Dave [GM]	and so gray turns to her and says uh it’s good to see you levitas uh it is in our time of need we are going to need
00:38:20:04	00:38:22:13	Dave [GM]	something to hit this thing and hit it hard
00:38:23:22	00:38:30:21	Dave [GM]	can I give you just some words of advice slash encouragement excellent
00:38:27:20	00:38:28:09	Brin [Levitas]	please
00:38:30:02	00:38:30:21	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:38:32:17	00:38:43:04	Dave [GM]	don’t fly too close to that uh i don’t think you’ll come out um is the temple guard here with us or are they
00:38:35:29	00:38:36:28	Brin [Levitas]	duly noted
00:38:43:23	00:38:53:00	Dave [GM]	back in the sanctuary praying for us to survive this as as ours because our prayer was awesome
00:38:47:23	00:38:51:05	Steve [Lashara]	And does their prayers sound as awesome as ours?
00:38:52:15	00:38:59:11	Brin [Levitas]	oh unfortunately the pairs don’t sound that good and they’re all dead i’m just kidding I’m just kidding.
00:38:57:25	00:38:58:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I can help you.
00:38:58:10	00:38:59:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Whoa!
00:38:58:27	00:39:19:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh it looks
00:38:58:28	00:38:59:22	Steve [Lashara]	What?
00:39:00:19	00:39:02:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:39:02:07	00:39:04:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	They’re statues it looks like. Oh no they’re just not painted.
00:39:03:22	00:39:06:02	Brin [Levitas]	I’m totally kidding, but seriously where are they?
00:39:07:10	00:39:10:08	Brin [Levitas]	Are they supposed to be on here? They’re in here. Okay.
00:39:08:08	00:39:13:13	Dave [GM]	the temple’s right back there in the back so behind that little desk um where they uh look
00:39:13:13	00:39:23:12	Dave [GM]	at your recommend um it’s a little scroll um the the rest of the enclave is back
00:39:17:00	00:39:17:17	Brin [Levitas]	Boop!
00:39:17:13	00:39:18:01	Steve [Lashara]	little scroll.
00:39:19:22	00:39:32:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	like this is expired actually but there
00:39:20:26	00:39:21:23	Steve [Lashara]	Rude.
00:39:23:12	00:39:29:23	Dave [GM]	in that sanctuary um all clerics uh actually just hoping that you’re gonna
00:39:24:23	00:39:25:10	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
00:39:29:23	00:39:37:10	Dave [GM]	to um you’re going to survive this yeah but there they are not coming out of the uh enclave
00:39:30:14	00:39:32:01	Brin [Levitas]	Just solve it by myself.
00:39:36:14	00:39:38:10	Brin [Levitas]	The temple. Okay.
00:39:37:10	00:39:45:23	Dave [GM]	to help i think everyone is terrified this black hole is just kind of pulsating and moving
00:39:39:20	00:39:40:21	Brin [Levitas]	It’s just me.
00:39:45:23	00:39:51:25	Dave [GM]	and shifting but every once in a while you’ll see an arm or a hand or a head just kind
00:39:51:25	00:39:58:08	Dave [GM]	like ooze out screaming or grabbing or pulsating then it sucks it back in so you can tell that
00:39:55:00	00:40:01:15	Brin [Levitas]	Oh okay.
00:39:58:08	00:40:05:16	Dave [GM]	there’s a lot of things in there that want to get out but um you do notice that again with some
00:40:05:16	00:40:11:12	Dave [GM]	these other things with you see the imp as he’s flying towards you it definitely looks like once
00:40:11:12	00:40:21:02	Dave [GM]	the parts get into the black hole they get reshuffled so um you’ll you might see a couple
00:40:19:16	00:40:29:07	Steve [Lashara]	basically a homunculus maker cool
00:40:31:17	00:40:32:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It just got closer.
00:40:32:07	00:40:40:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	gray hey great um do you know how we uh like can we turn that thing off or stop it somehow
00:40:40:23	00:40:49:27	Dave [GM]	haven’t quite figured that out yet i was hoping i had more time but i was washing dishes for about eight months waiting for people to come
00:40:50:19	00:41:00:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you don’t think that was a mr miyagi thing where washing the dishes taught you how to like close the black hole or something you don’t, you didn’t receive any kind of inspiration
00:40:54:12	00:40:55:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:40:55:11	00:40:56:09	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:40:55:15	00:41:16:08	Brin [Levitas]	but oh, hey!
00:40:55:29	00:40:56:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:41:02:07	00:41:04:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	because everything in life is a lesson
00:41:03:13	00:41:15:10	Dave [GM]	is yes um the uh they wash the dishes is Mr. Miyagi probably didn’t really teach me how to wash the stain out of that and all the blood that it’s sucked into
00:41:15:21	00:41:18:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Hey, how big is that thing? Do you estimate Gray?
00:41:20:05	00:41:22:24	Dave [GM]	It’s about 30 feet across
00:41:22:21	00:41:25:09	Steve [Lashara]	what happened to your puss in boots accent right
00:41:24:24	00:41:26:17	Dave [GM]	Oh, it’s about 30 feet
00:41:28:12	00:41:38:00	Brin [Levitas]	Reminds me Um, and
00:41:28:14	00:41:36:17	Dave [GM]	Remind me when I slip out of them because I really want to get better at doing Oh yes, it’es about 30 foot across Be careful my friends
00:41:29:03	00:41:30:21	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:41:30:02	00:41:31:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:41:30:12	00:41:31:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:41:34:13	00:41:34:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah
00:41:37:09	00:41:44:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I thought to myself that I would do a French accent for Jacques Jorn but I just gave up in the 80s You’re welcome.
00:41:38:00	00:41:50:16	Brin [Levitas]	Oh, wait,
00:41:42:26	00:41:44:05	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:41:43:13	00:41:50:27	Steve [Lashara]	for me I have to I have a key word that puts you
00:41:43:15	00:41:44:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:41:44:14	00:41:53:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Just occasionally you’d be like It is levitating
00:41:47:01	00:41:49:08	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:41:47:20	00:41:48:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:41:47:20	00:41:49:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Home, home, home.
00:41:48:13	00:41:49:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	just say baguette
00:41:53:14	00:42:01:05	Steve [Lashara]	croissant are you
00:41:54:02	00:41:55:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Home, home! Hoi hoi hoii hoi!
00:41:56:08	00:42:01:23	Dave [GM]	I’ll just say my friends fear me, my friends
00:41:57:26	00:41:59:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	magic word magic word
00:41:57:27	00:42:00:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:42:01:10	00:42:10:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, 30 feet. Does anyone have portal magic? How big can your portal go?
00:42:06:13	00:42:14:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Grey does He freaking got us here through the portal Oh my gosh, yeah. Let’s just push it freaking in a portal.
00:42:13:02	00:42:14:22	Dave [GM]	unfortunately my
00:42:14:13	00:42:20:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Let’s just open a portal on this end and open one up that end and it will never go anywhere.
00:42:22:23	00:42:25:23	Steve [Lashara]	the black hole is incapable of turning
00:42:26:05	00:42:26:27	Dave [GM]	or
00:42:26:09	00:42:26:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Turning.
00:42:26:15	00:42:29:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Is it capable of thought? It’s black hole.
00:42:27:14	00:42:32:17	Brin [Levitas]	Or if it’s living, It’ll get sucked in.
00:42:30:20	00:42:32:29	Steve [Lashara]	it only likes to go in straight lines
00:42:30:24	00:42:32:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Or is it being controlled by something?
00:42:32:17	00:42:46:10	Brin [Levitas]	Let’s hear how I think that
00:42:34:05	00:42:37:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well, it clearly has a direction. It’s going, it’s moving towards
00:42:36:12	00:42:38:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, is it controlled by something?
00:42:38:17	00:42:41:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	him out i think he suggested we could potentially trap the black
00:42:42:04	00:42:47:19	Steve [Lashara]	and then we could charge tickets for people to come and watch as it just phases back
00:42:44:24	00:42:46:02	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:42:45:02	00:42:45:23	Dave [GM]	yes
00:42:45:23	00:42:46:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:42:46:10	00:42:51:24	Brin [Levitas]	is a phase of what you want to do.
00:42:48:26	00:42:56:26	Dave [GM]	I have one or two of these spells unfortunately I didn’t do too well in
00:42:50:26	00:42:52:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Getting us back on track.
00:42:53:01	00:43:05:23	Brin [Levitas]	What are they expecting
00:42:53:12	00:42:55:08	Steve [Lashara]	it takes 45 minutes to open a door
00:42:53:23	00:43:08:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, great.
00:42:57:20	00:42:58:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Portal school
00:42:59:01	00:43:06:20	Dave [GM]	wizardry portal school. That would require a hither-thither staff or spell, and I have none.
00:42:59:22	00:43:13:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	30 feet
00:43:07:23	00:43:12:04	Dave [GM]	And even if I did, I think it only opens up a 10 foot portal that thinks
00:43:15:05	00:43:18:16	Steve [Lashara]	three portals I mean, even I can do that right
00:43:17:20	00:43:25:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay Gray are they expecting us we just popped in front of their doorstep here do they know we’re here
00:43:25:03	00:43:29:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Should we tell my town to evacuate or have they already evacuated?
00:43:29:20	00:43:31:01	Dave [GM]	That is a great question.
00:43:31:19	00:43:32:26	Steve [Lashara]	going to be my question yeah
00:43:32:16	00:43:34:16	Dave [GM]	So as you can see
00:43:35:25	00:43:38:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh let’s rally the villagers to fight!
00:43:39:13	00:43:51:07	Dave [GM]	The town was not ready for this, nor were they waiting for this. This has taken them completely by surprise as well as you guys and as well is Gray. He didn’t think that they would actually go directly
00:43:40:15	00:43:41:07	Brin [Levitas]	.
00:43:43:11	00:43:44:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh darn.
00:43:51:07	00:43:57:16	Dave [GM]	for Old Town. He thought that they would continue to destroy all the towns around Old Town instead of striking straight at the heart
00:43:57:10	00:44:01:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Remember on the map we saw that it was making a shape.
00:44:01:27	00:44:03:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I don’t remember that.
00:44:03:08	00:44:03:23	Dave [GM]	Yes.
00:44:03:23	00:44:05:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I don’t remember what the shape was
00:44:04:23	00:44:11:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	triangle blood sacrifice is
00:44:05:25	00:44:08:08	Dave [GM]	It was the rune for
00:44:11:02	00:44:11:16	Dave [GM]	Coreas.
00:44:11:26	00:44:21:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	it a guy I
00:44:12:24	00:44:13:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	remember that word. What does it mean?
00:44:14:25	00:44:21:29	Steve [Lashara]	the what slash who that is coming I think we should always refer to it as the what slash who that is coming.
00:44:18:20	00:44:20:09	Dave [GM]	You could also do a
00:44:18:24	00:44:21:15	Brin [Levitas]	You could also do a one-slash page.
00:44:19:25	00:44:21:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the end
00:44:21:11	00:44:26:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	bet
00:44:26:03	00:44:43:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	it means necromancer god oh
00:44:28:19	00:44:39:27	Dave [GM]	i would do a google check figure it out does any no no no does it does uh no it’s it’s not like that um does anyone have
00:44:31:01	00:44:33:08	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:44:31:21	00:44:34:06	Steve [Lashara]	I don’t know if I trust Dave for a Google search.
00:44:33:14	00:44:36:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m not googling that, heck no
00:44:35:12	00:44:43:24	Brin [Levitas]	do not google it
00:44:38:21	00:44:39:29	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:44:43:04	00:44:52:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	no I
00:44:43:15	00:44:45:03	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:44:44:20	00:44:45:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He’s got save search on
00:44:45:05	00:44:47:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	portal wait what were you going to ask sorry
00:44:46:28	00:44:49:28	Dave [GM]	anyone has um the ability to read all languages
00:44:47:29	00:44:50:14	Steve [Lashara]	His soul is already saved, he can look at one of those.
00:44:50:25	00:44:52:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No but I can read
00:44:52:09	00:44:56:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	can read i have two languages
00:44:54:10	00:44:54:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Hellish
00:44:56:14	00:44:57:26	Steve [Lashara]	Wait, what language again?
00:44:59:13	00:45:01:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I do comment and deep speech.
00:45:01:29	00:45:03:13	Steve [Lashara]	Gnomish and Infernal.
00:45:03:26	00:45:05:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Infernal is the one I have too
00:45:06:16	00:45:09:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and Goliath and Dwarvish.
00:45:10:02	00:45:21:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	abysmal celestial common deep speech and telepathy i’m very charismatic that has nothing to do with our conversation right now, but I just thought
00:45:13:25	00:45:15:01	Brin [Levitas]	oh dang
00:45:15:11	00:45:17:00	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	You used that turn in a fight!
00:45:18:06	00:45:21:25	Brin [Levitas]	not good for a clerk that is not good
00:45:21:22	00:45:22:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it would remind you.
00:45:22:02	00:45:23:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:45:22:19	00:45:28:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Hey, if you’re so charismatic I’m going to rely on you to convince these town members that it’s time to fight.
00:45:28:25	00:45:32:25	Steve [Lashara]	Wait, could we try to convince The Black Hole to go away? Have you thought of that?
00:45:32:08	00:45:43:21	Dave [GM]	you you can try to try to talk to it i don’t think uh it well it might have a mind of its own um okay so no they were not ready for you guys for this to happen.
00:45:36:01	00:45:37:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Can I get close enough?
00:45:44:01	00:45:54:20	Dave [GM]	And as you start to see, as this is coming closer, you do see this first building that was right back here a cute little family of
00:45:54:20	00:46:06:04	Dave [GM]	Dwarvish people get sucked through the door and as they get closer to the event horizon which is about 15 feet away from the 30 foot
00:46:06:26	00:46:18:03	Dave [GM]	black hole it actually starts to tear them apart so you start to see like things get jerked out of their sockets and eyeballs fly out and they just get consumed piece by piece.
00:46:17:21	00:46:21:14	Steve [Lashara]	or is the music not matching? And where are the sound effects of that?
00:46:22:16	00:46:22:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No!
00:46:22:21	00:46:24:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:46:23:01	00:46:25:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:46:25:17	00:46:26:10	Steve [Lashara]	Thank you.
00:46:26:15	00:46:27:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh gosh!
00:46:26:21	00:46:32:25	Dave [GM]	Yep, there you go, it’s going to keep going until the button starts blinking.
00:46:26:22	00:46:29:24	Brin [Levitas]	it’s just gonna keep
00:46:32:29	00:46:34:07	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:46:35:18	00:46:41:28	Dave [GM]	So unfortunately you hire one full family of five gnomes down for the town.
00:46:41:04	00:46:47:07	Steve [Lashara]	Not the gnomes That knot was spelled with a silent G, by the way Not the gnomes
00:46:44:26	00:46:48:00	Dave [GM]	Yeah, gnomers, not the gnomos
00:46:47:24	00:46:49:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, I’m going to run over To this door
00:46:49:22	00:46:57:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	wait, wait, wait before you run away can i cast bless on everybody as well and chug some cider how do
00:46:51:20	00:47:02:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	and I also chugged some cider well i’m gonna chug some greedy malted porter halfway through
00:46:52:20	00:46:53:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yes please
00:46:56:16	00:46:59:11	Steve [Lashara]	wait so you’re getting plastered over
00:46:57:09	00:47:05:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we how do we add that in our beware gluttony
00:47:04:16	00:47:14:27	Dave [GM]	recommend it for everyone um what you can borrow one from anyone else if
00:47:05:05	00:47:23:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	beware no i
00:47:07:06	00:47:07:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m gonna
00:47:08:21	00:47:13:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I have like, do I only really have to? Do I only have two?
00:47:15:27	00:47:19:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Drink wrathful Dwarven whiskey too That looks awesome
00:47:19:26	00:47:23:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well read about the side effects. Read about the sides of it.
00:47:21:18	00:47:23:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No side effects
00:47:22:25	00:47:29:16	Brin [Levitas]	so there are
00:47:23:04	00:47:24:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	didn’t I didn’t read about him
00:47:23:16	00:47:28:08	Dave [GM]	so brent um they there’s a brand that’s well known throughout
00:47:26:02	00:47:27:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Have you? Email.
00:47:28:08	00:47:38:16	Dave [GM]	the land it’s called the seven deadly sips orchard there are seven drinks that they pillaged from the bar that they were at earlier and
00:47:31:05	00:47:32:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, it’s made up.
00:47:32:19	00:47:34:23	Brin [Levitas]	okay
00:47:33:25	00:47:37:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So just say you had that. This is you.
00:47:38:16	00:47:44:20	Dave [GM]	they all have different effects. And so if you want to look through that, every single one of you guys have two of each one of those
00:47:39:09	00:47:40:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That was one.
00:47:45:22	00:47:49:02	Dave [GM]	and the effects will buff you or make
00:47:45:23	00:47:46:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Here are they all.
00:47:49:22	00:47:53:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah see this one after 1 hour of usage the user will feel sluggish
00:47:55:10	00:47:58:18	Dave [GM]	but it does some serious buffing
00:47:55:16	00:47:56:08	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
00:47:56:23	00:47:57:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we’ll be
00:47:58:10	00:48:09:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	10 gp per barrel what do you have I stole it technically
00:48:00:23	00:48:03:11	Dave [GM]	It costs 10 gold pieces per barrel
00:48:04:22	00:48:06:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	We stole it though
00:48:09:15	00:48:18:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I could choose whether to share this with everyone I’ll share it with everyone
00:48:13:05	00:48:14:14	Dave [GM]	yeah it’s it’s all
00:48:13:22	00:48:16:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	where do we put bless do we add that in
00:48:17:12	00:48:25:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	oh no bless just remember that you have it and it’s a 4d so bryn the spell he
00:48:20:25	00:48:21:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it’s your
00:48:25:16	00:48:32:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	just cast on us lets you roll an additional 4d for saving and ability checks
00:48:33:27	00:48:36:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I wasn’t paying attention what just happened
00:48:34:19	00:48:43:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	have one of these have this ready and remember that yeah that’s all okay
00:48:35:09	00:48:37:02	Brin [Levitas]	It most certainly will
00:48:35:22	00:48:36:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you get one more
00:48:35:24	00:48:43:29	Dave [GM]	yeah just remember you have it uh okay so
00:48:39:09	00:48:40:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you get one more of
00:48:43:06	00:48:45:06	Brin [Levitas]	This one?
00:48:43:29	00:48:54:10	Dave [GM]	um a little bit of a side quest for uh father Tien right? Tien and Lashara
00:48:44:29	00:48:45:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	like
00:48:45:18	00:48:46:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	hi
00:48:52:19	00:48:58:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yes thank I think
00:48:54:10	00:49:03:13	Dave [GM]	um there has been a little bit of a you know yeah uh
00:48:56:16	00:48:58:16	Brin [Levitas]	there have been
00:48:59:02	00:49:02:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I want a little more yellow brick road in that, please.
00:49:03:08	00:49:05:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it’s the altitude is
00:49:06:28	00:49:12:03	Brin [Levitas]	it’s one of the reasons
00:49:07:15	00:49:15:03	Dave [GM]	been a lot of the moral feud between you guys for longest time it’s one of the reasons why the enclave actually sent you guys together so maybe you could work out a couple of your
00:49:10:03	00:49:10:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	always
00:49:11:28	00:49:18:20	Steve [Lashara]	he can work out his differences that’s the problem
00:49:15:03	00:49:19:16	Dave [GM]	differences but yeah see that there you go
00:49:17:07	00:49:20:28	Brin [Levitas]	I’ve heard
00:49:17:18	00:49:53:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, I’ve already forgiven my wife.
00:49:19:14	00:49:23:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’ve already forgiven I don’t know why you’re being such an ass so
00:49:23:23	00:49:33:05	Dave [GM]	so what you do know though is that winning over new acolytes to your faith is always a good thing.
00:49:25:26	00:49:26:16	Brin [Levitas]	what
00:49:33:14	00:49:45:03	Dave [GM]	And feats of heroism and saving people might actually help build these feats of heroisme, which could in 100 years or so
00:49:45:03	00:49:50:16	Dave [GM]	lead to your faction being more powerful than the other faction.
00:49:51:05	00:49:56:14	Brin [Levitas]	So, I would
00:49:51:12	00:50:03:11	Dave [GM]	So I would task you, both of you With an opportunity to go and find townspeople And save them
00:49:53:15	00:49:55:11	Steve [Lashara]	hence why it’s the two of us.
00:49:59:20	00:50:04:15	Brin [Levitas]	say them by
00:50:03:06	00:50:15:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	kid in life, but
00:50:03:11	00:50:14:23	Dave [GM]	You can save them by any means necessary If you have teleportation magic You could just teleport them And save it Um, if you have a construct That can carry them to safety You can Have a contract
00:50:14:23	00:50:25:25	Dave [GM]	Carried into safety But A little friendly game Between you two As the world is ending Remember that Converts are real And that they can
00:50:20:25	00:50:21:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Woohoo!
00:50:25:25	00:50:27:07	Dave [GM]	Change the course of history
00:50:28:11	00:50:29:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you don’t have to remind me
00:50:30:14	00:50:41:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Old Man Jenkins votes for a shock, a shock…
00:50:33:20	00:50:39:16	Dave [GM]	oh wow i’m a little part and parcel as the dm so i’m not going to actually
00:50:41:20	00:50:43:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	A shock, the shock, and the shock.
00:50:45:04	00:50:46:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I never trusted that church.
00:50:47:14	00:50:51:22	Steve [Lashara]	Why do we let him control it? Any of us can control a church!
00:50:49:08	00:50:50:17	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:50:49:08	00:50:52:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:50:49:09	00:50:51:29	Brin [Levitas]	Hey, hey! This is
00:50:49:11	00:50:56:03	Dave [GM]	yeah hey hey this this is completely up to youtube um so you will see that there are
00:50:49:18	00:50:51:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:50:49:25	00:50:58:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Hey, hey, what is this if you
00:50:49:27	00:50:50:26	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:50:51:04	00:50:52:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	This is…
00:50:54:27	00:51:01:10	Brin [Levitas]	you are an person
00:50:56:03	00:51:05:17	Dave [GM]	townspeople and villagers everywhere if you are able to save them or the idea is touch them and direct them around the tradition you can then convert them and so
00:50:57:24	00:50:58:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	great
00:50:57:24	00:50:58:25	Steve [Lashara]	I gotcha, dude.
00:51:03:16	00:51:11:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	they’re
00:51:04:23	00:51:09:08	Brin [Levitas]	once they’re
00:51:06:05	00:51:16:01	Dave [GM]	you may convert them to your color. You may convert them to Your Color once they’re converted they can be converted by another person
00:51:09:10	00:51:11:03	Steve [Lashara]	I’ll convert them to science.
00:51:11:20	00:51:12:06	Brin [Levitas]	converted
00:51:11:20	00:51:19:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	converted to the first five years, you have one
00:51:14:19	00:51:18:05	Brin [Levitas]	you have
00:51:16:01	00:51:26:16	Dave [GM]	so it’s kind of like, you know, you have one set of missionaries show up and then another set of missionary show up. You kind of look at a second more and maybe the other ones come back for a second discussion
00:51:18:22	00:51:19:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	there’s no guarantee
00:51:19:11	00:51:21:03	Brin [Levitas]	You want to set an issue for you to show up?
00:51:25:05	00:51:29:29	Brin [Levitas]	Well, I’m here.
00:51:27:20	00:51:28:24	Dave [GM]	but just FYI
00:51:29:04	00:51:37:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	well i’m here to convert them to the truth that should be fine no scientology boy no i mean girl
00:51:31:06	00:51:33:11	Steve [Lashara]	So you’re gonna send them my way.
00:51:34:21	00:51:36:18	Steve [Lashara]	But you just said…
00:51:38:29	00:51:41:06	Dave [GM]	It’s just science. Is it just science?
00:51:39:10	00:51:39:29	Brin [Levitas]	I don’t know if it’s time.
00:51:40:01	00:51:45:14	Steve [Lashara]	It’s just science, yeah. Just science. Capital S capital whatever comes after science.
00:51:47:06	00:51:51:02	Steve [Lashara]	I spelt it with a silent G as well.
00:51:50:07	00:51:50:23	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah.
00:51:50:11	00:51:57:24	Dave [GM]	so families being sucked and torn apart limb from limb
00:51:50:24	00:51:54:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay great
00:51:57:24	00:52:05:04	Dave [GM]	is probably against your guys’ ideals so you want to make sure that you take care of
00:51:58:11	00:52:01:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh gosh damn
00:52:05:04	00:52:12:16	Dave [GM]	the townspeople everyone else if we want to get this started we can get this
00:52:06:10	00:52:07:10	Brin [Levitas]	Everyone else
00:52:11:02	00:52:12:04	Steve [Lashara]	What’s the word?
00:52:15:11	00:52:16:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m going to knock on the door.
00:52:19:13	00:52:20:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The one right behind me.
00:52:20:28	00:52:25:15	Steve [Lashara]	Are we in an initiative order at this point? Not yet, okay.
00:52:24:18	00:52:33:29	Dave [GM]	yet i’m just giving you ample opportunity to prepare everything because once we roll initiative no more preparation
00:52:32:06	00:52:32:12	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah.
00:52:35:12	00:52:37:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	oh so do I have a chance to maybe change
00:52:38:05	00:52:49:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Wait, did Levitas join us? Yeah. Did she join us in a room? Oh that’s right you guys had the conversation. Okay alright.
00:52:45:13	00:52:45:26	Dave [GM]	flew up
00:52:49:01	00:52:52:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, whatever. I trust my specs.
00:52:52:17	00:52:56:13	Brin [Levitas]	you’re gonna have to help me prep because I don’T know what the hell
00:52:56:13	00:53:08:06	Brin [Levitas]	I’m do me okay okay
00:52:57:14	00:53:02:08	Dave [GM]	the good thing about monks you don’t really have to prep or anything you’re really just going to fly up and try to beat the hell out of things
00:53:04:09	00:53:04:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Don’t worry.
00:53:05:24	00:53:11:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He’s probably prepped you pretty good too so…
00:53:08:06	00:53:12:13	Brin [Levitas]	cool I’m here to help you guys
00:53:12:24	00:53:13:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Alright!
00:53:13:28	00:53:15:27	Brin [Levitas]	I got your back.
00:53:15:22	00:53:26:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh my gosh, can we please move? That thing just moved closer to us.
00:53:22:03	00:53:24:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I knocked on the door.
00:53:25:25	00:53:26:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I know,
00:53:27:07	00:53:27:29	Dave [GM]	moving actually
00:53:31:12	00:53:32:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Let’s move!
00:53:36:28	00:53:37:22	Dave [GM]	knocking on the door
00:53:37:28	00:53:41:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I am knocking on the door. Hello? Open up!
00:53:39:04	00:53:48:28	Dave [GM]	okay now it’s definitely locked the two guards are cowering back behind in the uh
00:53:39:05	00:53:42:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Why don’t you just try the handle first?
00:53:48:28	00:53:57:19	Dave [GM]	uh the battlements and they don’t know you extremely well uh what what do you want we
00:53:54:03	00:53:55:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	It’s old man Jenkins!
00:53:57:19	00:54:05:07	Dave [GM]	don’t want that thing coming in here so uh you know i don’t think I’m gonna let uh you guys in and maybe you should stay out there because we need someone to help protect city because
00:54:05:07	00:54:10:05	Dave [GM]	we’re going to be doing it from the uh the towers up here I’m I’m elvish so all I can
00:54:05:23	00:54:06:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	a
00:54:12:10	00:54:20:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, you look like a very brave warrior. We are privileged.
00:54:18:19	00:54:26:25	Dave [GM]	I live in old town I don’t think we’ve been attacked by anything anywhere at any time for the past 200 years so yep yeah
00:54:21:13	00:54:21:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	people
00:54:24:03	00:54:28:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Believe me, I can sense your courage. I can’t sense it.
00:54:26:25	00:54:33:10	Dave [GM]	i’m like the uh if you know attack on titan I’m the group of people that are in the center
00:54:28:09	00:54:30:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	see they are
00:54:33:10	00:54:41:14	Dave [GM]	of the city that stay away from all the bad stuff so i they yeah yeah they got a cushy life
00:54:37:24	00:54:40:20	Brin [Levitas]	The MPs that, I don’t know. They had a cushy life.
00:54:41:25	00:54:50:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Well, we’re here to help you stop the bad stuff, believe it or not. And I’m going to persuade you To open the door And just unlock the door for us real quick
00:54:51:09	00:54:53:02	Dave [GM]	persuasion checks go ahead and roll
00:54:56:01	00:54:58:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	12 plus 9
00:54:59:22	00:55:00:22	Dave [GM]	three, you win.
00:55:00:23	00:55:01:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah!
00:55:03:22	00:55:10:05	Dave [GM]	what do you say to these elvish gentlemen to get them to open the door?
00:55:11:21	00:55:12:21	Brin [Levitas]	How about how about a prayer?
00:55:16:06	00:55:23:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	You can’t sideswipe Us with side quests With all this other stuff going on
00:55:24:10	00:55:26:02	Dave [GM]	That’s why I said you’re going to have your hands full.
00:55:26:09	00:55:26:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Gosh
00:55:27:23	00:55:33:23	Dave [GM]	It just depends on what you want your faction
00:55:34:18	00:55:39:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	While he’s talking, my character is going to walk over to this building here.
00:55:39:02	00:55:39:17	Dave [GM]	Okay.
00:55:45:29	00:55:46:10	Steve [Lashara]	along.
00:55:46:18	00:55:47:02	Dave [GM]	Okay.
00:55:48:17	00:55:49:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Keep thinking, Jesse.
00:55:51:17	00:55:58:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m going to knock on that door. No, I’m not just going to knock. I’m gonna pound and say for the safety of your life come with us
00:55:58:28	00:56:07:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah so i’m going
00:56:00:25	00:56:02:05	Brin [Levitas]	So, Mishara?
00:56:01:05	00:56:03:26	Dave [GM]	So Lashara, how would you want to move
00:56:01:12	00:56:11:10	Steve [Lashara]	yeah so i’m going to summon my little puppers here um
00:56:10:19	00:56:12:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	wait move them? Are they frozen?
00:56:13:26	00:56:15:06	Brin [Levitas]	They’re here trying to keep it.
00:56:14:15	00:56:15:18	Dave [GM]	trying to get them to safety, aren’t you?
00:56:17:17	00:56:21:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You just the way you said it made me think that they were like a statue or something
00:56:21:10	00:56:32:08	Dave [GM]	No, no, no. They’re just cowering inside their home so they… Yeah and you know that this thing just sucked in a family of gnomes and dismembered them So you probably don’t want that to happen to everyone else in the town
00:56:22:05	00:56:23:23	Brin [Levitas]	They are cowering exactly.
00:56:24:20	00:56:25:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	cowling got it
00:56:25:08	00:56:27:13	Brin [Levitas]	And you know that this thing sucks.
00:56:32:05	00:56:33:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	is the door open
00:56:33:24	00:56:34:23	Dave [GM]	It is now, yeah
00:56:34:24	00:56:43:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m just going to step in and my towering figure that i am with my booming voice i’m gonna say this woman has something to
00:56:43:16	00:56:51:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	say to you no that wasn’t okay i don’t
00:56:45:08	00:56:46:18	Dave [GM]	Make an intimidation check
00:56:48:09	00:56:48:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:56:51:02	00:57:02:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	know if i have any modifiers on that not crazy oh i do
00:56:57:12	00:57:00:23	Dave [GM]	It would be your charisma which I don’t think you have like a crazy high charisma
00:57:02:28	00:57:10:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	have a plus six oh that’s insight all right
00:57:10:01	00:57:15:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	let’s see what happens i’ll take it 19
00:57:15:19	00:57:28:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Dean. Let’s
00:57:15:23	00:57:24:08	Dave [GM]	19 um okay you have scared this poor little whatever it is to death and her four children
00:57:23:13	00:57:28:07	Brin [Levitas]	not yet
00:57:24:16	00:57:28:23	Steve [Lashara]	to death like actual death oh one never knows in this game
00:57:25:27	00:57:27:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:57:26:07	00:57:27:15	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:57:27:06	00:57:27:25	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:57:28:12	00:57:39:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	be specific. I don’t mean to scare you, but I am… How do you do a French accent? I know. I need the channel.
00:57:33:08	00:57:38:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that was good no you keep going keep going. That was good.
00:57:34:19	00:57:37:00	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That was not French at all!
00:57:36:10	00:57:38:05	Dave [GM]	yeah that’s more arnold than french
00:57:36:22	00:57:39:02	Steve [Lashara]	don’t know what it is just keep doing it just keep doing
00:57:39:01	00:57:48:24	Brin [Levitas]	You know, the first thing I thought of when I heard your name was like Scandinavian, like Viking.
00:57:39:02	00:57:43:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay. I Don’t Mean To Scare You. No, that’s Scottish now.
00:57:39:28	00:57:40:07	Dave [GM]	Yeah, yeah.
00:57:42:17	00:57:46:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:57:42:26	00:57:44:24	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:57:42:26	00:57:45:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:57:42:26	00:57:45:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:57:44:15	00:57:46:28	Steve [Lashara]	you’ll get to pump them off
00:57:45:26	00:57:52:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	This is how I did not mean to scare you. I do not mean to scare you, but I am here to help
00:57:48:20	00:57:50:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, Bjorn. Yeah, Bjorn.
00:57:48:24	00:57:49:10	Steve [Lashara]	yeah
00:57:50:05	00:57:50:20	Brin [Levitas]	Bjorn?
00:57:51:17	00:57:57:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Schwarzenegger. Bjorn. Scandinavian. But what do they sound like? Oh God.
00:57:53:08	00:57:54:16	Brin [Levitas]	That’s Viking. Yeah.
00:57:55:23	00:57:59:20	Steve [Lashara]	sweetest chef Swedish reader came out of the house now
00:57:56:02	00:57:58:21	Brin [Levitas]	Let me think of the Viking shows that I’ve watched.
00:57:59:29	00:58:02:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Like are we talking about how How to train your dragon?
00:58:02:23	00:58:08:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m just gonna keep going with what i was going with. I think Schwarzenegger is this guy’s channel so get out!
00:58:03:13	00:58:06:00	Dave [GM]	like Stoic Like Stoick the Vast
00:58:08:29	00:58:11:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:58:10:14	00:58:11:05	Steve [Lashara]	get to
00:58:11:18	00:58:15:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	This woman is here to help you, i don’t mean to scare you but i am here to hell
00:58:13:05	00:58:37:29	Brin [Levitas]	I’m going to
00:58:15:11	00:58:16:19	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
00:58:16:26	00:58:18:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Get to the choppa.
00:58:17:18	00:58:18:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:58:19:26	00:58:23:28	Dave [GM]	Go ahead and you can convert one person right there
00:58:23:25	00:58:26:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Just disclaimer i’m going to be all over the place with this guys accent
00:58:25:25	00:58:27:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Don’t Do the children Save
00:58:34:23	00:58:35:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	This is a cover.
00:58:37:21	00:58:45:23	Steve [Lashara]	gonna throw my pokeball and uh bring out my my defender so that
00:58:39:16	00:58:40:01	Dave [GM]	Okay
00:58:45:23	00:58:53:26	Steve [Lashara]	the small children can cling to his sides like oh so many possum and he will escort
00:58:53:26	00:59:01:05	Steve [Lashara]	the family and the lady just tell them to run away from the town as much as possible
00:59:01:13	00:59:05:18	Dave [GM]	So now that you have the doors open you don’t want them to go into the city you want him to go away from the city.
00:59:01:29	00:59:03:01	Brin [Levitas]	now that you have doors
00:59:05:26	00:59:07:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	doors are not open yet right?
00:59:08:24	00:59:16:24	Steve [Lashara]	i want i want them to be to just flee the area as much as possible I instruct my defender
00:59:12:26	00:59:13:03	Dave [GM]	Okay.
00:59:17:02	00:59:30:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Alright, just
00:59:18:03	00:59:20:21	Steve [Lashara]	Peeve he’s my pet peeve and he will
00:59:21:03	00:59:22:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:59:21:23	00:59:22:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:59:22:01	00:59:28:15	Steve [Lashara]	head toward head out there with them in tow does that work
00:59:23:02	00:59:25:13	Dave [GM]	I like pet peeve. Brunch!
00:59:27:19	00:59:34:23	Dave [GM]	Okay. That works? All right, just as you do that this giant imp playing his triangle lands
00:59:30:18	00:59:32:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	this giant
00:59:31:17	00:59:32:28	Brin [Levitas]	this giant
00:59:37:13	00:59:39:15	Dave [GM]	just right there in the middle
00:59:37:16	00:59:38:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	right there.
00:59:39:10	00:59:42:24	Brin [Levitas]	um as that happens Captain of Gar
00:59:39:11	00:59:41:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	um adds that
00:59:40:16	00:59:41:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	As that happens,
00:59:40:20	00:59:52:11	Dave [GM]	As that happens the captain of the guard as the doors have been opened finally grows a spine and wants to help you guys so he comes rushing out and says,
00:59:44:02	00:59:50:10	Brin [Levitas]	finally throws the spine and comes rushing at him
00:59:54:02	00:59:55:17	Brin [Levitas]	I’m sugar with health!
00:59:54:03	01:00:01:05	Dave [GM]	Ram Sugar will help! And he runs out into the melee and just as he does that
00:59:57:18	00:59:58:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:59:58:10	01:00:00:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s from
01:00:02:06	01:00:06:09	Dave [GM]	Pimpernel the Imp better known as Pimp the Imp
01:00:05:28	01:00:12:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Pimpy Imp He sounds like Abu from Aladdin
01:00:07:13	01:00:09:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	uh
01:00:07:24	01:00:09:27	Dave [GM]	He Yeah.
01:00:09:16	01:00:10:03	Steve [Lashara]	of billowing
01:00:14:25	01:00:25:19	Dave [GM]	He lands and grabs Ram Sugar and takes his arms and just completely rips them off of his body, throws each piece behind it
01:00:19:11	01:00:20:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No
01:00:25:19	01:00:36:02	Dave [GM]	as it gets sucked into the ball. And once it has been fed with enough pieces, out walks a flesh golem
01:00:36:02	01:00:38:20	Dave [GM]	and you guys can roll initiative.
01:00:38:03	01:00:39:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	A flash gong.
01:00:39:02	01:00:44:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Now, I’m just going to yell real quick. Nobody else saw that right from inside the town?
01:00:40:26	01:00:41:10	Dave [GM]	Yeah?
01:00:44:20	01:00:45:02	Steve [Lashara]	Good
01:00:45:11	01:00:45:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Good.
01:00:47:08	01:00:54:17	Dave [GM]	The two elves that are in the midst of being converted actually did see it. Oh okay, that’s fine.
01:00:48:08	01:00:50:27	Brin [Levitas]	I don’t see that card to worry about.
01:00:49:09	01:00:49:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	about.
01:00:51:16	01:00:54:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No, they were too busy talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:00:53:07	01:00:53:21	Brin [Levitas]	Oh okay.
01:00:54:21	01:00:56:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:00:56:00	01:00:59:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was quoting Scripter to them
01:00:59:20	01:01:12:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and that’s now they’re incredibly inspired to do whatever they need to do wow hey
01:01:02:17	01:01:03:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:01:02:29	01:01:05:28	Dave [GM]	I love it roll initiative
01:01:04:26	01:01:06:02	Brin [Levitas]	What is it?
01:01:06:27	01:01:07:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, so…
01:01:08:26	01:01:09:14	Brin [Levitas]	Which one?
01:01:12:03	01:01:14:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	but wait what
01:01:14:17	01:01:25:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	are you adding yeah oh shoot i just lost my thing zero i’ll
01:01:14:26	01:01:16:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh do we add to our initiative?
01:01:16:17	01:01:27:24	Steve [Lashara]	should be on your uh on your main at the top of it do you have minus on your initiative
01:01:19:18	01:01:21:03	Brin [Levitas]	This one. Okay plus four.
01:01:20:04	01:01:23:24	Dave [GM]	so you can roll it in app and that will automatically
01:01:22:21	01:01:22:28	Brin [Levitas]	Whoa!
01:01:24:29	01:01:26:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:01:25:13	01:01:27:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So I will be going last.
01:01:27:16	01:01:35:18	Brin [Levitas]	How do I
01:01:28:14	01:01:35:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i have i have zero i have 0 on my inch yeah
01:01:28:17	01:01:29:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	how could you get zero
01:01:29:02	01:01:38:01	Steve [Lashara]	hayley do you HAVE A MINUS ON YOUR INITIATIVE so it’s plus zero uh well
01:01:31:01	01:01:31:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah,
01:01:31:29	01:01:32:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:01:33:02	01:01:35:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	you are last
01:01:33:05	01:01:36:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	how do I get rid of it?
01:01:34:09	01:01:35:00	Dave [GM]	both not
01:01:38:01	01:01:49:29	Steve [Lashara]	you’d have to increase your dexterity but right now we need to fight oh didn’t you drink the thing that gives you plus three to your dexterity so if so i know there was one
01:01:41:05	01:01:42:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh yeah, my dexterity is really bad.
01:01:47:11	01:01:47:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	This?
01:01:49:29	01:01:58:09	Steve [Lashara]	of drinks gave you plus 3d or decks yeah oh you didn’t okay just checking
01:01:52:21	01:01:55:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	No, I just drank the apple cider.
01:01:58:09	01:02:09:08	Steve [Lashara]	it’s a reaction to seeing the flesh golem pop out you’re just take a quick hit i mean it’s just an initiative also
01:01:58:09	01:02:00:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Should I chuck that quickly?
01:02:03:25	01:02:09:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, I mean, I’m just gonna go last so we’ll just keep it. I’m a zero.
01:02:10:01	01:02:11:13	Dave [GM]	you’re a zero ok
01:02:12:16	01:02:13:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I got two.
01:02:14:10	01:02:15:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well technically I got to.
01:02:14:26	01:02:19:24	Brin [Levitas]	20 yeah it’s just at 16 plus four
01:02:16:07	01:02:17:17	Dave [GM]	was it a nat 20
01:02:17:10	01:02:25:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	oh yeah see it showed up right there 20
01:02:24:11	01:02:27:10	Steve [Lashara]	want us rolling in the app for stuff like initiative would that make it easier
01:02:27:23	01:02:29:14	Dave [GM]	initiative might make it easier but
01:02:29:17	01:02:32:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that way it’ll auto-populate his
01:02:32:02	01:02:33:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, should I re-roll then?
01:02:33:27	01:02:34:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Are these?
01:02:34:14	01:02:38:29	Steve [Lashara]	in as an 18 just tap the uh plus two
01:02:34:28	01:02:38:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Where do I, where did… Oh.
01:02:38:29	01:02:48:10	Steve [Lashara]	or the initiative button you did it old man jenkins heard what
01:02:42:14	01:02:47:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh nine! I know how to do math No one heard that
01:02:44:06	01:02:45:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh my jake.
01:02:44:13	01:02:46:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I need to remember how to play this guy now.
01:02:51:21	01:02:55:21	Dave [GM]	okay it didn’t auto-populate for some odd reason so i’m gonna have you guys just tell me what we
01:02:55:21	01:03:05:02	Dave [GM]	got real quick and i’ll just do it real quick so 18 and
01:02:58:17	01:03:00:23	Steve [Lashara]	pulled a 18
01:03:06:28	01:03:09:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And got a 9
01:03:11:29	01:03:13:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	He sounded like a little kid. Thank god damn it.
01:03:15:13	01:03:20:26	Steve [Lashara]	that’s why they call him old man Jenkins because he sounds like he’s six years old I got annoying.
01:03:18:09	01:03:19:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh my Jenkins
01:03:23:01	01:03:23:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I got a 2.
01:03:26:08	01:03:27:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m just going to get it out of the way now.
01:03:27:25	01:03:28:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:03:27:28	01:03:31:18	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, use up the bad ones when it matters less
01:03:32:16	01:03:39:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i was in the process of converting a couple lost souls and uh i
01:03:36:00	01:03:47:07	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah, help me out. Okay so you’re attuned Sorry I’m just looking Okay that’s good So when you attune You need a phone system
01:03:38:02	01:03:44:20	Steve [Lashara]	or you could have already saved a family of five and sent them away to greater safety
01:03:39:27	01:03:46:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	don’t know if you want to send
01:03:46:29	01:03:54:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	them away i think they might want to head inside the city some
01:03:47:29	01:03:59:07	Steve [Lashara]	from the massive orb that’s headed directly to the city what should I have sent them right right right head toward where the danger is closer you are to danger the further you are from harm
01:03:54:15	01:04:05:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	of us the
01:03:59:07	01:04:06:01	Steve [Lashara]	I wouldn’t expect you to understand it, you’re far too tall.
01:04:05:13	01:04:14:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	taller the wiser that’s my comeback that’s my that’s my scathing comeback
01:04:11:05	01:04:13:06	Steve [Lashara]	That’s what we let you think. That’s correct.
01:04:15:17	01:04:16:21	Steve [Lashara]	Nuh-uh, you are.
01:04:16:00	01:04:22:20	Brin [Levitas]	These are the types of other, we’re such high-level.
01:04:16:10	01:04:17:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:04:16:19	01:04:17:28	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:04:20:16	01:04:21:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh no
01:04:28:03	01:04:40:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	are these all covers of Iron Maiden songs you know if you did the original Iron Maidan album by Iron Maid and with this song Oh My Gosh
01:04:37:27	01:04:39:03	Steve [Lashara]	It would get pretty meta
01:04:39:12	01:04:50:10	Brin [Levitas]	So opportunity to be able to close this up before
01:04:41:22	01:04:45:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	That’s what I listen to when I run really long distances and I never tire
01:04:50:10	01:05:01:01	Brin [Levitas]	it falls into a point in charge
01:04:51:04	01:04:52:08	Steve [Lashara]	Do we have everybody?
01:04:53:11	01:04:53:25	Steve [Lashara]	Dave?
01:04:54:02	01:05:02:20	Dave [GM]	Everyone that is on the board currently gets a leave so I’m just doing this one real quick
01:05:03:23	01:05:04:06	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
01:05:08:11	01:05:09:08	Dave [GM]	Okay
01:05:08:25	01:05:09:09	Brin [Levitas]	Okay?
01:05:14:16	01:05:16:05	Steve [Lashara]	So what What’s the order?
01:05:18:00	01:05:18:22	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, have we
01:05:18:29	01:05:20:17	Dave [GM]	We’re starting with
01:05:19:25	01:05:23:13	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah but what you can talk about is
01:05:20:28	01:05:23:29	Steve [Lashara]	Because Levitas is on oh she She’s stark
01:05:24:12	01:05:25:14	Dave [GM]	Yeah, she is starting.
01:05:26:27	01:05:29:15	Dave [GM]	So as initiative is rolled…
01:05:30:10	01:05:33:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m getting my plug hit in back right now with Shaxx.
01:05:31:17	01:05:39:13	Steve [Lashara]	do we just want to switch with me or Chris and friend so that she can at least see like
01:05:39:22	01:05:48:18	Steve [Lashara]	what if chris and i go first but she can just see a couple of chris do you want to do you wanna try that like the two of us will go because
01:05:42:03	01:05:43:19	Dave [GM]	Yeah? That’s fine.
01:05:42:08	01:05:45:21	Brin [Levitas]	Yes? Yeah. Oh!
01:05:44:15	01:05:45:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Try that here.
01:05:45:07	01:05:47:08	Dave [GM]	Oh yeah, let’s…
01:05:48:18	01:05:56:14	Steve [Lashara]	she’s 20 and we’re at 18 it’s like if we’ll just jump ahead of her before oh
01:05:50:28	01:05:55:25	Dave [GM]	Well if that’s the case then you guys are actually going to get attacked by
01:05:51:13	01:05:52:21	Brin [Levitas]	Best case then
01:05:55:20	01:06:06:21	Brin [Levitas]	So as the plan and rips the handbox back to the program, but he’s walking out. He actually pulled over.
01:05:56:25	01:06:05:24	Dave [GM]	The Imp first. So as The Imp lands and he rips the hands off of Ram Sugar And throws them into it And the Flesh Golem is walking out He actually reaches forward
01:06:05:24	01:06:09:19	Dave [GM]	And so this guy is toast
01:06:05:25	01:06:16:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He is going to move tight He is gonna be Oh no!
01:06:11:03	01:06:11:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Bye!
01:06:11:24	01:06:15:09	Dave [GM]	He’s going to move 5, 10, 15 and he is
01:06:12:02	01:06:15:22	Brin [Levitas]	He is going to move his side. What did you just say?
01:06:13:01	01:06:17:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we won
01:06:17:21	01:06:30:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh -oh
01:06:18:01	01:06:18:25	Dave [GM]	We won! Yay!
01:06:18:20	01:06:19:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Um
01:06:20:14	01:06:29:20	Dave [GM]	Here we go. And he is going to attack with his three attacks.
01:06:22:08	01:06:22:27	Brin [Levitas]	Yes.
01:06:22:27	01:06:33:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And he’s going to use a task, which is three of them. He only has two arms.
01:06:23:05	01:06:26:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Did you make the black hole too?
01:06:28:16	01:06:30:27	Brin [Levitas]	Is this committee free?
01:06:30:14	01:06:33:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	he gets to go first
01:06:31:00	01:06:31:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Three?!
01:06:31:01	01:06:32:15	Dave [GM]	He’s got three attacks
01:06:32:05	01:06:39:02	Steve [Lashara]	he only has two arms my guy darn it so
01:06:32:26	01:06:34:26	Brin [Levitas]	Just this one battle debate.
01:06:34:12	01:06:39:29	Dave [GM]	Well, he’s got a tail and he also has got a bunch of other stuff So, he is
01:06:34:25	01:06:35:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Look at him.
01:06:38:24	01:06:46:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So you can’t do something like
01:06:39:12	01:06:41:00	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	How do I get more attacks?
01:06:42:13	01:06:44:23	Steve [Lashara]	One of the drinks gives you extra tech.
01:06:42:28	01:06:45:02	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, okay, okay.
01:06:45:26	01:06:47:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Where is it, but does it have side effects?
01:06:48:08	01:06:50:19	Steve [Lashara]	Doesn’t matter, we’ll be dead in an hour anyway.
01:06:50:03	01:07:00:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	what’s our
01:06:50:28	01:06:51:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That’s true.
01:06:52:13	01:06:59:05	Dave [GM]	so on And I’ll wait until he’s done, and then I’ll use Flame Hurl on him.
01:07:00:20	01:07:03:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	what’s our order are we
01:07:03:18	01:07:07:17	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah so right here at these points
01:07:03:23	01:07:10:17	Dave [GM]	Yeah, so right now it’s bad guy Jock, Lashara, Jenkins.
01:07:06:08	01:07:08:23	Steve [Lashara]	Bad guy? Then we three
01:07:11:00	01:07:11:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Woo!
01:07:12:16	01:07:18:05	Dave [GM]	So they all rolled really well. And then everyone else, then you,
01:07:15:13	01:07:26:07	Brin [Levitas]	to do very well and then you can’t even come back but it’s great exactly
01:07:17:24	01:07:24:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Then you just go back to the house with Leviton
01:07:19:14	01:07:28:16	Dave [GM]	and then we’re back at the top with Levitas and Gray is actually going to take his turn during a Levitus’ turn as well.
01:07:25:11	01:07:34:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh my gosh okay amazing
01:07:26:17	01:07:31:04	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, okay.
01:07:31:04	01:07:39:18	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah, sure.
01:07:34:09	01:07:45:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i’m just gonna pray in the meantime it’s going to be casting bless over and over
01:07:39:28	01:07:41:17	Dave [GM]	That’s probably a good idea.
01:07:47:11	01:07:48:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	on myself
01:07:51:25	01:07:57:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	are these elves disciples of mine now have I converted them with my scripture
01:07:54:07	01:07:56:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	we’re chilling, can I just chug something?
01:07:57:29	01:08:08:20	Dave [GM]	and you actually those are permanent converts you don’t have to play it once they’ve been converted so you have two converse, you have one
01:08:00:05	01:08:02:19	Brin [Levitas]	might have to roll over here. Okay.
01:08:08:14	01:08:12:10	Steve [Lashara]	Oh what, so they’re under The Age of Accountability So they don’t count those four children
01:08:12:05	01:08:13:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:08:12:18	01:08:20:12	Dave [GM]	no it’s actually their heritage their elven heritage so they can’t really change their mind. Once they decide on a path
01:08:12:24	01:08:14:12	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:08:21:13	01:08:22:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:08:21:21	01:08:23:12	Dave [GM]	that’s Elvish tradition
01:08:23:17	01:08:29:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah sorry about that
01:08:25:01	01:08:36:02	Dave [GM]	right okay so jock bjorn um our our friend uh pimp the imp just landed right in front of you
01:08:26:08	01:08:30:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s one reason. Listen, what are we doing?
01:08:27:02	01:08:33:27	Steve [Lashara]	working with inferior species we can fight
01:08:35:15	01:08:36:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Heck yeah.
01:08:36:02	01:08:44:02	Dave [GM]	ripped uh the arms off of uh of rom sugar threw them into the black hole once it like reformatted
01:08:38:12	01:08:39:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Right. I saw that
01:08:41:29	01:08:42:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Ram sugar
01:08:44:02	01:08:53:11	Dave [GM]	outstepped a flesh golem and he uh looking right at you is going to cast flame hurl
01:08:47:07	01:08:55:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	is that cons
01:08:49:15	01:08:50:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Dang it.
01:08:54:13	01:09:01:12	Steve [Lashara]	wait the flesh golem is and you said he’s on the ground now or is he still flying
01:09:00:23	01:09:05:28	Dave [GM]	landed right in front of um yep so you can put him
01:09:05:28	01:09:14:28	Dave [GM]	zero if you want but or you can land up on the ground um chris that is a 25 to hit it
01:09:14:20	01:09:18:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yikes, um, it will hit but Is that considered?
01:09:20:00	01:09:25:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Is that consider a like missile attack or something? Okay. Bummer
01:09:23:28	01:09:30:29	Dave [GM]	is not it is a ranged spell that is a flammable object
01:09:28:04	01:09:29:17	Brin [Levitas]	that it
01:09:33:12	01:09:35:08	Dave [GM]	so I mean it’s kind of like a fireball
01:09:35:21	01:09:36:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, no, no.
01:09:40:10	01:09:41:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Is this going to hurt
01:09:42:16	01:09:43:02	Dave [GM]	probably
01:09:43:26	01:09:44:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	okay
01:09:44:10	01:09:56:04	Dave [GM]	uh do you so it hits i’m gonna go ahead and roll damage um so you get 12 points of damage on top of that and if the target is flammible um if there’s anything that is being warned
01:09:44:20	01:09:47:01	Brin [Levitas]	So a hit I’m going to go ahead and
01:09:45:27	01:09:48:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m going to go ahead and open it.
01:09:48:22	01:09:52:10	Brin [Levitas]	it’s 12-foot hits this party
01:09:54:26	01:09:55:17	Brin [Levitas]	before
01:09:56:04	01:10:04:28	Dave [GM]	warrant it catches on fire and if you don’t put it out by the next turn it will continue to do fire damage on you.
01:10:05:27	01:10:09:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	okay um is it an action to put it out is that what it is
01:10:09:29	01:10:11:02	Dave [GM]	Yeah, dexterity action.
01:10:11:24	01:10:17:02	Steve [Lashara]	magical fire or Or is that just natural? Oh, even better.
01:10:14:22	01:10:16:17	Dave [GM]	That’s Hellfire. Yep.
01:10:16:11	01:10:25:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, so that’s going to go over and then 4 -step 12. Oh, OK?
01:10:16:18	01:10:19:28	Brin [Levitas]	so that’s number one then
01:10:17:29	01:10:22:22	Dave [GM]	So that’s number one and then he’s going to go ahead and attack you again.
01:10:21:01	01:10:24:04	Brin [Levitas]	just 12-point
01:10:22:28	01:10:31:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	so just 12 points of damage all right then i won’t waste but i possibly keep up
01:10:24:13	01:10:35:11	Brin [Levitas]	that is eight
01:10:24:21	01:10:26:05	Dave [GM]	12 points of damage to start. Yes.
01:10:31:05	01:10:36:19	Dave [GM]	So he’s gonna use his tail that is a 26 to hit
01:10:34:13	01:10:36:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That is .
01:10:36:17	01:10:38:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It hits. Oh, my gosh.
01:10:38:21	01:10:41:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	The first step you need.
01:10:39:15	01:10:44:11	Dave [GM]	so your first set of damage is 14 on that piercing damage.
01:10:45:04	01:10:53:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, I have an advantage on a resistance to piercing damage.
01:10:52:29	01:11:04:06	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, then you take half of it and then 24
01:10:53:02	01:10:55:28	Dave [GM]	Okay, then you take half damage on the 8
01:10:54:29	01:10:55:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay?
01:10:55:28	01:11:04:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And then 24
01:10:57:26	01:10:59:07	Dave [GM]	and then
01:10:58:16	01:11:11:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and
01:10:58:21	01:10:59:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And then…
01:11:01:03	01:11:09:06	Dave [GM]	okay, you’re good on that one and then the final piece is going to be a fork attack at 24 to hit
01:11:04:06	01:11:09:07	Brin [Levitas]	to hit?
01:11:04:23	01:11:08:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	hits.
01:11:07:07	01:11:09:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Pokey pokey. Point for it hit? Yep.
01:11:10:29	01:11:16:06	Dave [GM]	and that is 16 points of damage but it is piercing damage so you
01:11:11:29	01:11:16:26	Brin [Levitas]	And that’s two points in but also.
01:11:16:09	01:11:17:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Also resistance.
01:11:17:12	01:11:18:11	Dave [GM]	yep okay
01:11:18:19	01:11:20:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s a good thing I drank number seven.
01:11:20:02	01:11:25:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah don’t worry any healing is going to be like awesome during this
01:11:22:15	01:11:26:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So wait, seven points of damage. Okay, now question.
01:11:33:04	01:11:44:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well, it’s too late. Oh, yeah, yeah. So obviously we’re going to need To raise our armor class Were any of those potions That we had Do any of them raise the armor class Okay
01:11:44:15	01:11:53:25	Dave [GM]	not on ac most of them’s healing luck anything like that so um jock now that you’ve been bloodied a little bit um you’re up
01:11:44:28	01:11:45:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Alright
01:11:55:25	01:11:56:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Dot hurt
01:11:57:24	01:11:59:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	.
01:11:57:27	01:11:59:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:12:00:00	01:12:01:18	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:12:00:10	01:12:00:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:12:00:23	01:12:04:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	show him who’s boss
01:12:02:00	01:12:06:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Alright rad I’m right by him, right?
01:12:06:00	01:12:07:21	Dave [GM]	yeah you’re five feet away from him
01:12:07:17	01:12:19:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Sweet I’m just gonna look Just yell at him like And I’m going to take out my a beautiful corpse slayer shotgun and just shoot
01:12:19:07	01:12:20:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it right in his face.
01:12:20:11	01:12:22:19	Brin [Levitas]	All right, go ahead for that.
01:12:20:24	01:12:22:19	Dave [GM]	go ahead and roll for attack
01:12:25:29	01:12:27:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Man, that was close! 16.
01:12:28:19	01:12:31:28	Brin [Levitas]	So hold on with the shotgun and write it in your face
01:12:28:19	01:12:38:20	Dave [GM]	so you pull out the shotgun and you aim it right at this face and he almost shadow steps right out of the way and you miss with a 16
01:12:35:16	01:12:39:29	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, all right.
01:12:38:28	01:12:39:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, alright.
01:12:41:23	01:12:53:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Now his shadow stepping, does he step away from me at all? Okay,
01:12:47:24	01:12:51:29	Dave [GM]	it’s basically he just is able to move around whatever the shot came from
01:12:51:01	01:12:53:08	Steve [Lashara]	your attack.
01:12:53:05	01:12:56:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m going to try to put the flames out of my body.
01:12:57:04	01:12:58:04	Dave [GM]	yeah
01:12:58:04	01:12:59:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I should have
01:12:59:09	01:13:10:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	a bonus action I don’t
01:13:10:22	01:13:19:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I mean can i just get creative as a bonus actually I’m just gonna use my bonus actions just stop dropping roll
01:13:19:07	01:13:25:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	basically start getting the flames out like if I’m down on the ground okay
01:13:20:02	01:13:23:04	Dave [GM]	that’s fine it just you’ll start your next turn prone
01:13:20:18	01:13:22:28	Brin [Levitas]	That’s fine, just do start .
01:13:24:29	01:13:30:24	Brin [Levitas]	Yep okay and that if you’re off-ground with a bandage attack first.
01:13:25:10	01:13:32:04	Dave [GM]	and that if you’re on the ground that’s gonna give advantage attacks for anyone that is going to attack
01:13:28:14	01:13:29:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And
01:13:32:02	01:13:41:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	okay well instead then I’m going to do this I’m doing you where is it those
01:13:41:27	01:13:51:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	vanish I can hide action as a bonus action on my turn. Also, you can’t be tracked by non-magical means unless I choose to leave the trail. So I’m going to vanish
01:13:54:03	01:13:54:12	Brin [Levitas]	okay
01:13:54:04	01:13:54:12	Dave [GM]	Okay.
01:13:54:14	01:13:55:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and then
01:13:57:03	01:14:02:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	just take some steps away from him, and then on the next turn I will try and bat that fire out.
01:14:02:09	01:14:02:22	Brin [Levitas]	Okay
01:14:05:24	01:14:08:22	Dave [GM]	So no opportunity attack because you vanished, correct?
01:14:06:06	01:14:06:29	Brin [Levitas]	So no option
01:14:08:14	01:14:08:23	Brin [Levitas]	Correct
01:14:09:09	01:14:14:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	All right, jumping right in.
01:14:09:27	01:14:10:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Correct?
01:14:10:05	01:14:15:28	Dave [GM]	All right. Jumping right in. Lashara, you are next.
01:14:12:17	01:14:15:22	Brin [Levitas]	Alright jumping right in so Kara is one better
01:14:16:19	01:14:26:28	Steve [Lashara]	let’s start wait how far away did you move don’t move him from me man oh no you’re fine go there okay all right um so i will use the first of three actions
01:14:28:29	01:14:39:20	Steve [Lashara]	and actually i’ll begin by movement so i use i use my movement to get about dead even with the imp
01:14:40:11	01:14:49:23	Steve [Lashara]	and out of my pocket I just pull out my magical barrage grenade which essentially when I throw it, it creates a cone of any
01:14:50:13	01:15:01:22	Steve [Lashara]	of like the weapon that’s inside of it which is going to be piercing like little shiruken kind of a thing so like ninja stars just come flying out of it
01:15:02:27	01:15:05:28	Steve [Lashara]	and I had it right here and now can’t find it
01:15:09:25	01:15:16:22	Steve [Lashara]	So, that is a dexterity 16 saving throw That Pimp needs to do
01:15:19:04	01:15:19:29	Dave [GM]	Find my mouse.
01:15:21:13	01:15:22:27	Dave [GM]	Dexterity saving throw.
01:15:26:14	01:15:27:00	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay.
01:15:26:21	01:15:30:16	Steve [Lashara]	So it hits So he takes
01:15:33:28	01:15:36:13	Steve [Lashara]	3d8 Nope, sorry I did the wrong thing
01:15:41:03	01:15:42:25	Steve [Lashara]	20 damage
01:15:46:27	01:15:49:09	Steve [Lashara]	And then while I’m running
01:15:50:13	01:15:54:07	Steve [Lashara]	So I toss the grenade at him Take kind of from the hip
01:15:52:08	01:15:56:13	Dave [GM]	is that what’s the damage radius for
01:15:53:10	01:15:54:23	Brin [Levitas]	Is that what?
01:15:55:25	01:15:59:27	Steve [Lashara]	So that’s a 60-foot cone. So it basically just goes…
01:15:57:23	01:16:02:12	Dave [GM]	so everyone behind him also takes damage
01:15:58:12	01:15:59:07	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, basically.
01:15:58:22	01:16:01:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So everyone behind me.
01:16:03:03	01:16:06:29	Steve [Lashara]	The ones that are flying will be fine. It would just be like…
01:16:05:24	01:16:10:07	Dave [GM]	this little townsfolk person right behind pimp
01:16:06:05	01:16:08:04	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, so this little…
01:16:10:00	01:16:13:06	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, the little puppers need to do a dex saving throw.
01:16:10:04	01:16:10:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh no.
01:16:12:29	01:16:23:17	Dave [GM]	the puppy is going to do a straight dex save um and that is yeah just no addition 15
01:16:19:08	01:16:20:17	Steve [Lashara]	Do you want me to just roll that?
01:16:23:02	01:16:30:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, so you have now
01:16:23:03	01:16:25:25	Steve [Lashara]	15. Which is not enough so 20 damage to that puppy.
01:16:23:17	01:16:30:10	Dave [GM]	okay the puppy is dead okay so you have now people
01:16:27:01	01:16:27:12	Steve [Lashara]	Okay, dead.
01:16:30:10	01:16:38:20	Dave [GM]	have seen that you have killed one villager um so i i don’t know if no i i think that probably
01:16:34:02	01:16:35:27	Steve [Lashara]	Awesome. Great.
01:16:38:20	01:16:44:19	Dave [GM]	negates your your one conversion at this point he just killed it just killed a villager
01:16:39:22	01:16:39:29	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah.
01:16:40:28	01:16:46:12	Brin [Levitas]	What? How did you kill a dog?!
01:16:40:29	01:16:46:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	What? How did you kill a dog?!
01:16:42:17	01:16:46:16	Steve [Lashara]	Back to zero. I’ll do the same to yours. Don’t look at me that way.
01:16:46:11	01:16:48:16	Dave [GM]	he shot through pimp
01:16:47:21	01:16:59:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	is everyone seeing this what your potential religious leader might do to you the value of life that he has
01:17:00:05	01:17:05:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	everyone turn and look that she has excuse me she kind of looks I don’t know but
01:17:04:14	01:17:07:18	Dave [GM]	not only that she killed a dog
01:17:04:25	01:17:12:00	Brin [Levitas]	I don’t think that would be a good dog
01:17:08:09	01:17:09:08	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, I don’t feel bad.
01:17:09:08	01:17:10:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:17:09:18	01:17:10:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:17:09:18	01:17:10:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:17:10:14	01:17:13:13	Steve [Lashara]	If it might want to be a good dog it should have been a steel dog.
01:17:11:10	01:17:12:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	is there
01:17:14:22	01:17:15:29	Steve [Lashara]	Oh and by the way how long
01:17:17:11	01:17:18:25	Steve [Lashara]	until Peeve can come back?
01:17:18:24	01:17:21:21	Dave [GM]	I would say
01:17:20:22	01:17:23:13	Steve [Lashara]	Can we do like a roll for that many turns or something?
01:17:23:09	01:17:23:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	so
01:17:23:19	01:17:25:19	Dave [GM]	roll 1d4 turns
01:17:23:24	01:17:26:19	Brin [Levitas]	one of these words will turn her
01:17:25:25	01:17:30:00	Steve [Lashara]	One D4 turns Where did my D4 go? I don t remember
01:17:31:11	01:17:42:27	Steve [Lashara]	Three turns Okay My second action just from the hip fire off my um my incredibly awesome where
01:17:31:12	01:17:32:24	Dave [GM]	three turns
01:17:40:01	01:17:41:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	27
01:17:42:27	01:17:48:23	Steve [Lashara]	did it crossbow by light my crossbow light
01:17:50:02	01:17:57:06	Steve [Lashara]	what would i ask for 27 to hit that’s
01:17:53:29	01:17:56:12	Dave [GM]	27 hits
01:17:57:06	01:18:04:01	Steve [Lashara]	a relief yeah so set only seven damage on on that one
01:17:57:23	01:18:02:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh yeah this is your cool dark i do like this part of you. I do like this part.
01:18:02:11	01:18:02:29	Dave [GM]	Seven damage.
01:18:05:07	01:18:15:21	Steve [Lashara]	and um it’s so it fires and then all i have to do is just kind of like swing it around and it spins and loads a new bolt so I can fire
01:18:15:21	01:18:20:12	Steve [Lashara]	it off one more time for my third action. That’s in that 1.
01:18:16:16	01:18:17:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah.
01:18:19:18	01:18:27:29	Brin [Levitas]	Okay so as you spin it You actually turn your guard around Your gun twists into fire
01:18:20:11	01:18:28:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay so as you see we have to start this around your gun fits in fire
01:18:20:11	01:18:29:01	Dave [GM]	Okay, so as you spin it You actually As the dart gets around to the top Your gun twists and you fire a bolt Straight into your foot
01:18:20:16	01:18:28:00	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, so as you spin it, you actually, when the dark gets around to the top, your gun twist and fire
01:18:29:09	01:18:32:26	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, no! Not my winged head feet. You want me to roll for damage?
01:18:30:13	01:18:31:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And so
01:18:30:29	01:18:33:15	Dave [GM]	And so what’s the Yeah roll for damage
01:18:34:05	01:18:35:16	Steve [Lashara]	Alright, that deals me!
01:18:37:27	01:18:39:20	Steve [Lashara]	Sweet. 14 damage.
01:18:40:23	01:18:42:07	Dave [GM]	damage from your own bolt And
01:18:41:17	01:18:42:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Any piercing?
01:18:42:14	01:18:46:10	Steve [Lashara]	It’s like a nerf gun, right? Like you really need it to come in clutch and what does it do?
01:18:46:26	01:18:56:23	Dave [GM]	As the bolt goes through Your winged boots You see sparks fly off your winged boots and you know that in order to get your winged boot fixed it’s going to take
01:18:52:26	01:18:59:14	Brin [Levitas]	in order to be fixed 1, 10
01:18:52:28	01:18:55:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	oh no
01:18:56:17	01:19:02:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	What a freak!
01:18:58:28	01:19:01:11	Dave [GM]	1d10 weeks to get them fixed
01:19:02:08	01:19:02:20	Steve [Lashara]	6.
01:19:02:28	01:19:11:12	Dave [GM]	six, six weeks to get them fixed um also your foot is now staked to the ground for one turn
01:19:04:00	01:19:05:08	Brin [Levitas]	um
01:19:07:17	01:19:09:09	Brin [Levitas]	your foot is
01:19:08:12	01:19:13:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	my god
01:19:13:12	01:19:17:28	Steve [Lashara]	That’s quite the shot since I was in the air when I did it. Pull myself down
01:19:13:23	01:19:14:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Brutal.
01:19:18:19	01:19:23:05	Dave [GM]	thunk that’s a nat1 my friend laughing
01:19:21:12	01:19:25:22	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, yeah sure is. Brynn I encourage you not to roll a one
01:19:22:26	01:19:23:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Ouch.
01:19:26:10	01:19:33:25	Brin [Levitas]	This guy!
01:19:26:23	01:19:37:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	karma isn’t part of my religious beliefs however i feel that the dog may have had something to do
01:19:30:12	01:19:31:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:19:30:21	01:19:31:29	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:19:33:28	01:19:34:14	Dave [GM]	did
01:19:34:16	01:19:40:05	Brin [Levitas]	I regret nothing.
01:19:36:14	01:19:40:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:19:37:03	01:19:37:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:19:37:13	01:19:38:02	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:19:39:08	01:19:43:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	how many villagers how many villages are watching how many people how many eyes
01:19:39:23	01:19:40:07	Steve [Lashara]	nothing!
01:19:43:11	01:19:54:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	are on this event happening everyone i’m just channeling all my charisma
01:19:43:22	01:19:52:29	Brin [Levitas]	It is quite good so we’re talking about everyone who
01:19:44:00	01:19:49:19	Dave [GM]	there’s quite a bit so your two followers and then one, two, three, four additional village people
01:19:44:11	01:19:58:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I suggest
01:19:51:15	01:19:52:18	Dave [GM]	and their families
01:19:55:13	01:19:57:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Everyone, look over there.
01:19:58:12	01:20:01:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	you maybe focus on the villagers and not on the fight.
01:19:59:26	01:20:02:25	Dave [GM]	has been winning over a lot of people
01:20:00:21	01:20:10:19	Brin [Levitas]	doing this video Is that, those are all three. Okay it is, oh a gold sound.
01:20:03:10	01:20:04:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Is this who you want as your leader?
01:20:04:28	01:20:10:19	Dave [GM]	Is that in your turn? Okay it is old man Jenkins Of Old Town
01:20:06:04	01:20:07:16	Steve [Lashara]	Those are all three of my actions
01:20:06:13	01:20:13:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I have a question first.
01:20:09:08	01:20:09:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:20:12:03	01:20:13:23	Steve [Lashara]	isn’t it Bryn’s turn?
01:20:14:05	01:20:21:21	Dave [GM]	No she’s at the top of the order So I’m yeah i’m just gonna hold her because gray and her are going to go at the top of you
01:20:14:09	01:20:19:22	Brin [Levitas]	Uh no I’m just gonna hold one.
01:20:16:17	01:20:18:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So did she not go?
01:20:18:09	01:20:18:16	Steve [Lashara]	Wait
01:20:21:23	01:20:22:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay.
01:20:23:01	01:20:23:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Um, does it?
01:20:23:21	01:20:25:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So, the end of The Order then?
01:20:26:04	01:20:30:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	To spell a… To spend a sorcery point is on an action.
01:20:32:17	01:20:32:22	Steve [Lashara]	so
01:20:33:04	01:20:38:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, and I can do two spells because I drank the stuff and got two actions.
01:20:40:09	01:20:41:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, are we ready?
01:20:42:05	01:20:43:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	What stuff did you drink?
01:20:42:25	01:20:44:06	Steve [Lashara]	Show us the DPS
01:20:43:29	01:20:47:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So I am first going to cast Disintegrate
01:20:48:25	01:20:53:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	On Imp The Pimp The Imp
01:20:53:16	01:20:55:17	Brin [Levitas]	You’re going straight into your flip cup
01:20:55:04	01:20:55:21	Dave [GM]	What level?
01:20:55:17	01:20:57:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m doing level 8
01:20:57:18	01:21:00:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh? What? Wait. On one…
01:20:59:13	01:21:09:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Disgenerate oh right to Oh, I’m doing it on Pimp the Imp Pimp The Imp
01:21:00:10	01:21:02:21	Steve [Lashara]	like a straight line right or is it was at one target
01:21:02:18	01:21:04:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	One creature? Are you sure you want to…?
01:21:06:17	01:21:08:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Remember last time you killed that dead…
01:21:09:17	01:21:14:02	Steve [Lashara]	look i managed to poke him a few times with some knives i think it’s a good move
01:21:09:18	01:21:11:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	dead and he…
01:21:11:18	01:21:23:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Its duration is instantaneous and It is ready for this 16 D6 plus 40 For damage
01:21:22:18	01:21:26:13	Dave [GM]	All right. Let’s roll to see if you hit with Disintegrrate.
01:21:22:25	01:21:25:15	Brin [Levitas]	Let’s roll and see if you hit
01:21:23:08	01:21:24:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay
01:21:26:25	01:21:35:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, i’m excited to do it Do it Yeah yeah
01:21:27:21	01:21:29:24	Dave [GM]	You will obliterate him
01:21:29:26	01:21:33:12	Steve [Lashara]	hey don’t forget to do a d4 right cause then you get the one
01:21:35:02	01:21:42:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, you get the yeah, you got to roll oh sorry you have bless yeah,you gotta roll don’t forget your blessings count them everyone count them
01:21:35:17	01:21:45:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	to be rolling in the d4 yes
01:21:37:23	01:21:40:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So i roll this first
01:21:41:18	01:21:43:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:21:41:27	01:21:43:06	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:21:42:27	01:21:45:01	Dave [GM]	but you also add
01:21:45:03	01:21:53:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	17 plus two thank you
01:21:45:28	01:22:01:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	geez louise
01:21:47:03	01:21:50:16	Dave [GM]	17, okay 2 plus so that’s 19 to hit and
01:21:51:25	01:21:52:13	Dave [GM]	yes
01:21:53:10	01:22:02:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	thank you oh i’m going on my app don’t worry so one two three four five six
01:21:55:25	01:21:57:20	Dave [GM]	I would roll
01:22:02:21	01:22:08:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen roll and i get to add
01:22:08:09	01:22:15:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	40 to it by the way it’s pimp the imp
01:22:10:17	01:22:11:16	Dave [GM]	[laughter]
01:22:10:17	01:22:11:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:22:10:17	01:22:11:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:22:10:26	01:22:11:16	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:22:10:26	01:22:11:16	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:22:10:26	01:22:11:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:22:11:02	01:22:12:06	Dave [GM]	It’s level 8
01:22:11:06	01:22:16:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	gosh
01:22:11:24	01:22:13:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	on one creature why are we
01:22:15:13	01:22:18:13	Dave [GM]	So it’s plus 90. So it is 90 points of damage.
01:22:15:20	01:22:26:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	hit him goodbye
01:22:21:04	01:22:22:24	Dave [GM]	Okay, yeah.
01:22:26:04	01:22:35:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	pimp yes but for my second action
01:22:26:18	01:22:33:13	Dave [GM]	He is looking really, really bad. Do you have a second action?
01:22:35:12	01:22:45:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I am going to spend a sorcery point To re-get an 8th level spell And then I’m gonna cast Dominate Monster On that guy right there
01:22:45:02	01:22:48:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	On the flesh column
01:22:52:12	01:22:55:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	It’s a 60 feet radius So, I don’t even have to move
01:22:52:16	01:22:53:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	she’s
01:22:55:25	01:22:59:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	The liquor that we had Nobody else read the labels
01:22:58:05	01:22:58:17	Dave [GM]	Go ahead.
01:23:00:02	01:23:05:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	right this one’s pretty wait chip
01:23:01:18	01:23:04:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Active ingredients Destruction
01:23:04:24	01:23:06:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	It’s Old Man Jenkins everybody
01:23:07:11	01:23:09:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:23:08:11	01:23:09:14	Dave [GM]	Jenkins is awesome.
01:23:09:01	01:23:12:02	Steve [Lashara]	like his little jar of moonshine
01:23:11:20	01:23:18:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m getting addicted Okay, so for
01:23:20:02	01:23:21:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Flesh Column
01:23:20:09	01:23:22:04	Dave [GM]	and what sort of saving throw
01:23:22:18	01:23:28:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	It’s A Wisdom Saving Room And you gotta get a 20
01:23:25:10	01:23:27:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	cannot be very smart. It was just born!
01:23:28:21	01:23:29:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Goo goo gaga.
01:23:30:11	01:23:38:03	Dave [GM]	It fails. So you have officially dominated the Fesh Golem that came out
01:23:30:15	01:23:32:29	Steve [Lashara]	an 8 is not a 20
01:23:32:06	01:23:36:02	Brin [Levitas]	So do you officially dominate
01:23:40:05	01:23:47:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Can I tell it to do something right now? Because I want it to go hit Pimp the Imp. Go hit Pim the Imp, go hit Pimp The Imp.
01:23:46:21	01:23:49:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:23:47:01	01:23:48:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:23:47:16	01:23:53:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m so proud.
01:23:49:08	01:23:50:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:23:51:15	01:23:52:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:23:56:17	01:23:58:06	Dave [GM]	Yeah, I’ll give it.
01:23:56:22	01:23:58:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, okay.
01:23:57:15	01:23:58:06	Brin [Levitas]	I’ll give it
01:23:59:16	01:24:01:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m sorry dude, I just messed up all your plans.
01:24:00:22	01:24:07:21	Dave [GM]	Okay, so this is what I’ll give you for this. If you roll 18 and above on attack it counts as a nat 20 roll.
01:24:01:02	01:24:05:14	Brin [Levitas]	if roll 18 of the box
01:24:01:08	01:24:02:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:24:01:18	01:24:02:17	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:24:08:12	01:24:09:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	18 or above
01:24:09:05	01:24:09:21	Dave [GM]	Yes.
01:24:10:18	01:24:11:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	can I add this to it?
01:24:15:06	01:24:17:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	14 well if I get a 4
01:24:17:26	01:24:21:18	Brin [Levitas]	But no, I mean on your attack will put are you attacking?
01:24:18:27	01:24:22:29	Dave [GM]	I mean, on your attack roll what are you attacking with? So
01:24:19:29	01:24:21:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	but attack
01:24:23:04	01:24:24:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	oh what does that mean
01:24:24:18	01:24:25:26	Dave [GM]	um, you have
01:24:25:13	01:24:27:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Dominate monster so I can just
01:24:26:04	01:24:33:23	Brin [Levitas]	have actions to us? You add your…you have two of your actions when they’re doing it.
01:24:30:25	01:24:33:17	Dave [GM]	You have for your actions when you’re doing
01:24:33:14	01:24:40:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	yeah you can use your action to take a total precise control of target until the end of your next turn and the creature takes only the actions you choose.
01:24:42:02	01:24:49:09	Dave [GM]	So okay, yeah we’ll do it straight roll but he actually when he rolls to hit he has
01:24:42:11	01:24:53:26	Brin [Levitas]	So okay, we’ll do the straight goal but he actually has a little bit. He has plus four What are the attacks to it?
01:24:51:01	01:24:53:04	Dave [GM]	a plus 4 so whatever that is
01:24:53:25	01:24:59:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	18 right now plus 2 so an 20
01:24:56:13	01:25:00:18	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, so whatever damage you have right now is that?
01:24:57:11	01:25:01:01	Dave [GM]	so whatever damage you do to pimp right now is a nat 20
01:25:00:23	01:25:02:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	goodbye pimp the imp
01:25:02:19	01:25:06:29	Brin [Levitas]	Just because of dominate person’s high attack.
01:25:03:14	01:25:04:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Because the Bless?
01:25:03:24	01:25:09:16	Dave [GM]	just because of the dominate person surprise attack I gave her 18 and above as an at 20 if she rolled back
01:25:09:20	01:25:12:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	goodbye pimp the imp
01:25:10:12	01:25:10:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Congratulations.
01:25:12:06	01:25:22:11	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, okay, so let’s go. We have a couple of them get multi -taxed, but we can also use the
01:25:12:12	01:25:22:28	Dave [GM]	ok so flesh golem actually has a couple of things He has a multi-attack. He has two slam attacks, but he can also use Berserk,
01:25:13:19	01:25:14:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, so…
01:25:22:11	01:25:30:02	Brin [Levitas]	third version of fire. okay yeah so i would say okay go ahead well
01:25:24:15	01:25:29:23	Dave [GM]	Aversion of Fire… Okay, yeah, so I would say go ahead and use Berzerk.
01:25:25:06	01:25:26:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	wait I need to
01:25:28:08	01:25:35:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Berserk well Berserk can he hit like multiple people because I probably want to wait to use that until he’s in a middle of crap
01:25:36:02	01:25:40:23	Dave [GM]	Yeah, you could do that. But if you want him to do his two melee attacks?
01:25:38:02	01:25:44:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	How did you all of a sudden get good at D&D? Like what in the world?
01:25:39:07	01:25:39:15	Brin [Levitas]	you want
01:25:43:07	01:25:48:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	oh I told Jesse, I was like I know what I’m doing and it gonna be good.
01:25:44:05	01:25:44:24	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:25:48:12	01:25:52:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, but even like Berserk you know it’s like for a crowded turn. I had no idea
01:25:48:19	01:25:48:26	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
01:25:50:19	01:25:51:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it
01:25:51:21	01:25:55:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well berserk means like blah blah so I assume
01:25:52:04	01:25:57:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it was my prayer do you know what i’ve been praying for this whole time huh
01:25:53:27	01:25:54:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	was your prick
01:25:56:16	01:25:57:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that’s, that’s it
01:25:56:19	01:25:57:27	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:25:56:26	01:26:06:22	Dave [GM]	um i rolled it because he has a plus seven to hit it’s two d8 plus four damage
01:25:58:01	01:25:59:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Do I roll or does he roll?
01:25:58:22	01:25:59:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m impressed
01:26:00:28	01:26:02:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	sorry i’ll pray for you next time
01:26:02:11	01:26:05:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	thank you I’m still on fire yeah
01:26:04:24	01:26:06:02	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:26:05:05	01:26:06:09	Brin [Levitas]	It’s 28th question.
01:26:06:12	01:26:07:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:26:06:26	01:26:07:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this is
01:26:07:16	01:26:13:02	Dave [GM]	on the first hit so then that’s doubled and then we’ll quadruple it because
01:26:08:20	01:26:11:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	terribly reminiscent of our last round
01:26:12:14	01:26:13:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:26:15:08	01:26:20:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay That was 2 D8 Oh that’s
01:26:21:10	01:26:22:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	then you’re going to quadruple that number
01:26:22:27	01:26:23:28	Brin [Levitas]	Yes. Yeah.
01:26:23:27	01:26:31:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	an 18 which was his requirement
01:26:28:14	01:26:29:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	2
01:26:31:15	01:26:39:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	11 Did I did I deceased pimp the imp
01:26:32:25	01:26:34:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	as a nat 20
01:26:33:01	01:26:34:25	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, so 11 for school
01:26:33:23	01:26:35:24	Dave [GM]	11 quadrupled 44 points of
01:26:39:09	01:26:39:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	deceased
01:26:42:02	01:26:44:20	Dave [GM]	he is not unalive yet but he is
01:26:44:00	01:26:45:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Dude this guy
01:26:45:28	01:26:49:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh great job holy
01:26:47:08	01:26:48:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Thank you
01:26:49:11	01:26:51:18	Steve [Lashara]	way to way to lead with the right one, right?
01:26:51:17	01:26:56:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I have 44, yeah.
01:26:53:20	01:26:56:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	way to kill not a way didn’t
01:26:55:07	01:26:55:16	Brin [Levitas]	14
01:26:59:25	01:27:01:23	Dave [GM]	Pimp is starting to slur his speech
01:27:01:28	01:27:02:17	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:27:02:19	01:27:04:22	Brin [Levitas]	after the first
01:27:03:08	01:27:03:29	Steve [Lashara]	that you can tell
01:27:03:23	01:27:13:06	Dave [GM]	after the flesh golem hit him one of his transplanted arms actually kind of tore off and just fell to the ground and slowly is getting sucked back.
01:27:05:01	01:27:27:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh man,
01:27:06:24	01:27:10:10	Brin [Levitas]	his friends are actually or obviously
01:27:11:16	01:27:13:07	Brin [Levitas]	get stuff back
01:27:13:19	01:27:16:25	Steve [Lashara]	the flesh golem picks it up and puts it in his pocket for later.
01:27:15:22	01:27:23:24	Brin [Levitas]	It’s like you can do something wrong.
01:27:15:29	01:27:18:17	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:27:16:22	01:27:20:19	Dave [GM]	Slowly getting sucked back towards the Blackpool portal.
01:27:17:12	01:27:22:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	We should we should probably stop that.
01:27:20:18	01:27:24:18	Steve [Lashara]	It’s like the hands are clawing the ground
01:27:21:29	01:27:32:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	way to go and and wait to not kill any civilians or dogs in the process way to
01:27:25:09	01:27:26:05	Dave [GM]	Okay,
01:27:27:19	01:27:27:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Jenkins!
01:27:32:25	01:27:35:14	Dave [GM]	since the flesh golem is
01:27:33:22	01:27:40:23	Brin [Levitas]	Since West Olympia is yours it is a father’s name
01:27:36:23	01:27:38:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	It’s our friend now.
01:27:37:02	01:27:41:17	Dave [GM]	yours it is father near his turn
01:27:42:07	01:27:50:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	You’re welcome for giving you this kill because as before I get it to the very near death and then you guys get a killing.
01:27:43:28	01:27:47:20	Steve [Lashara]	way to do absolutely nothing to help the team out so far
01:27:49:04	01:27:59:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	converting so many people okay i’m directing that’s right visit i’m eternal
01:27:53:06	01:27:54:14	Dave [GM]	high on the future
01:27:57:27	01:27:58:03	Steve [Lashara]	him
01:27:59:13	01:28:04:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	perspective okay don’t get don’t get sucked into this one moment okay
01:28:04:14	01:28:06:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:28:05:24	01:28:09:21	Steve [Lashara]	you using this as an object lesson at the end of the world
01:28:07:01	01:28:08:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:28:07:11	01:28:08:19	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:28:07:28	01:28:10:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	isn’t that isn’t what
01:28:09:23	01:28:11:16	Dave [GM]	Isn’t that what they do?
01:28:09:28	01:28:10:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:28:11:25	01:28:12:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:28:12:14	01:28:13:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:28:13:23	01:28:22:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	good religious leaders do for their followers in their darkest moments um okay so
01:28:15:16	01:28:16:02	Dave [GM]	Yes.
01:28:22:09	01:28:26:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I have a question about a spell
01:28:28:16	01:28:29:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I have
01:28:29:15	01:29:26:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	a spell wow
01:28:31:25	01:28:33:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	When he was thinking about his belt
01:28:33:11	01:29:01:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I have Berserk. Good
01:28:34:19	01:28:38:07	Dave [GM]	You have Berserk, and then it’s multi-attack slams.
01:28:39:14	01:28:46:28	Dave [GM]	He has an aversion to fire, so if the golem starts to burn, he’ll get disadvantaged. Just remember that.
01:28:48:07	01:28:56:00	Dave [GM]	He has immutable form, so he’s immune to any spell or effect that would alter his form. So you can’t use polymorph on him, right?
01:28:56:00	01:29:01:03	Dave [GM]	right uh lightning absorption so whenever the golem is subjected to lightning damage it takes
01:28:57:22	01:29:14:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Like this word, and
01:29:01:03	01:29:12:16	Dave [GM]	no damage mm -hmm uh it has magic resistance the golim has advantage on saving thrones against spells and other magical effects and the golems weapon attacks are magical
01:29:01:25	01:29:04:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	thing I didn’t do lightning damage on that guy because it was my second option
01:29:12:16	01:29:20:07	Dave [GM]	so if you try to have magical resistance it won’t so um so with your domination
01:29:14:12	01:29:15:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	then…
01:29:21:27	01:29:27:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So, I did it as an 8 level spell which I believe is 8 hours but let me double check
01:29:26:13	01:29:34:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh i
01:29:27:04	01:29:27:17	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah.
01:29:34:23	01:29:40:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	have a spell called forbiddance this spell you create a ward against magical
01:29:40:10	01:29:52:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	travel that protects up to 40 000 square feet um and 30 feet high yeah um it basically proves
01:29:52:00	01:30:01:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	against inner planar portal type travel if you are within and it lasts for one day
01:29:55:07	01:30:00:19	Dave [GM]	so you can’t get sucked in a transdimensional portal with this that area
01:29:56:06	01:29:59:09	Brin [Levitas]	say if your
01:30:03:00	01:30:13:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i just want to make sure yeah that counts for the void here that like if i cast it over the city people aren’t going to be suspended
01:30:09:10	01:30:17:17	Dave [GM]	would say you could try it unless you like want to use
01:30:11:25	01:30:13:28	Brin [Levitas]	let’s say you provide
01:30:15:24	01:30:17:27	Brin [Levitas]	unless you’d like uh
01:30:18:28	01:30:22:05	Dave [GM]	an Arcana check to really find out what this thing is.
01:30:20:02	01:30:23:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, go ahead.
01:30:23:02	01:30:23:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay
01:30:23:17	01:30:27:10	Dave [GM]	Because it may be a portal, it may not be a Portal,
01:30:25:07	01:30:25:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	but
01:30:27:24	01:30:32:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um uh mm okay
01:30:33:12	01:30:34:25	Dave [GM]	I did give a couple of hints
01:30:34:10	01:30:46:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I don’t think I have eight hours. It says if I spend it on a nine or higher, I might just have it for an hour.
01:30:35:11	01:30:35:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah
01:30:42:28	01:30:43:07	Dave [GM]	Mm-hmm.
01:30:46:23	01:30:51:01	Dave [GM]	That’s the thing because each one of these turns has six seconds so yeah,
01:30:49:14	01:30:58:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, chill. Um, I sent you this. There is one downside each time the target takes damage it makes a new wisdom saving throw against the spell. So just keep that in mind.
01:30:57:04	01:31:04:10	Dave [GM]	Okay, for example if Pimp turns and hits it it takes a Wisdom save and if it actually beats the Wisdom safe It’s back on my side.
01:30:58:12	01:31:10:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Thank you.
01:31:04:01	01:31:04:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah?
01:31:04:17	01:31:10:00	Dave [GM]	Okay, so what you’re saying is there is a chance?
01:31:06:13	01:31:08:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I was
01:31:09:24	01:31:10:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	there’s
01:31:09:24	01:31:13:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	There’s a chance you could have my friend back.
01:31:13:29	01:31:24:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I was trying to figure out how to do what Hayley just did cast two spells in one turn but i don’t know i didn’t it was in the one that we drank
01:31:17:08	01:31:18:00	Dave [GM]	Uh-huh.
01:31:24:05	01:31:24:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	No,
01:31:24:08	01:31:25:26	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, there’s one of the drinks.
01:31:24:14	01:31:36:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that’s how you did that oh okay well we drank
01:31:25:28	01:31:28:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	It was the Slothful Amber.
01:31:30:16	01:31:31:18	Dave [GM]	Slothful Amber Ale.
01:31:33:11	01:31:33:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Just chute.
01:31:36:22	01:31:46:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the porter and this one not the luck i skipped the left one i have i just had the two okay okay i didn’nt know you used the drink
01:31:39:10	01:31:43:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	You drank The Gluttinous And the Greedy Malt
01:31:46:05	01:31:51:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay so what i’m going to do then um for my first spell
01:31:51:29	01:31:58:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i’m actually going to cast there’s so many good options
01:31:58:08	01:32:07:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it’s hard to decide oh that’s so
01:32:01:28	01:32:05:19	Steve [Lashara]	like 20 minutes to do that maybe if you weren’t so busy rifling through your little
01:32:05:23	01:32:06:12	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:32:05:28	01:32:17:12	Steve [Lashara]	holy book and actually focusing on the task at hand i would like him to focus
01:32:08:11	01:32:16:29	Dave [GM]	I love the disdainful banter between you two in the middle of what is an world ending event. This is great.
01:32:08:14	01:32:15:19	Brin [Levitas]	I love that this film is so easy because
01:32:16:10	01:32:17:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:32:18:10	01:32:21:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah that’s what i’m doing right now okay um
01:32:20:22	01:32:22:05	Dave [GM]	It’s about people.
01:32:23:11	01:32:25:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I am going to cast
01:32:25:08	01:32:26:04	Steve [Lashara]	even know their names
01:32:26:14	01:32:30:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	blade barrier which is a wall of blades
01:32:31:19	01:32:34:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	much like it sounds to protect all of us from anything
01:32:34:28	01:32:45:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that comes out of said um it can
01:32:36:01	01:32:43:08	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, so you’re going to set up the wall, like what part of that’s right here is it can be 5
01:32:37:06	01:32:41:01	Dave [GM]	um so you’re going to set up a wall like what are the parameters of the
01:32:45:28	01:32:51:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	be up to 100 feet long 20 feet high and five feet thick
01:32:52:09	01:32:59:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	how high is this thing yeah no so you can go right over it but anything but okay
01:32:52:20	01:32:57:01	Dave [GM]	how high is this thing this guy is 30 feet in the air
01:32:55:12	01:32:56:21	Brin [Levitas]	This guy is .
01:32:56:10	01:33:02:19	Steve [Lashara]	yeah but if it drops any more golems out they’ll get
01:32:59:24	01:33:05:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh but it’s going to continue to move closer too so if i do this
01:33:02:19	01:33:10:01	Steve [Lashara]	well you could put the wall just like right so you don t hurt
01:33:09:19	01:33:11:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it’ll save us some time
01:33:11:13	01:33:22:14	Steve [Lashara]	don’t hurt Jacques but if you do then you’ll never convert that guy he’s gonna know it was you who left him to die because he’ll be oh yeah basically
01:33:19:04	01:33:20:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no he won’t
01:33:22:02	01:33:23:01	Dave [GM]	[laughter]
01:33:22:02	01:33:23:20	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:33:22:12	01:33:23:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:33:23:16	01:33:26:28	Dave [GM]	he can’t continue the story after he’s dead is that what it is
01:33:23:22	01:33:26:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	can’t continue the story after dead is that better
01:33:24:09	01:33:25:11	Brin [Levitas]	He can’t…
01:33:26:29	01:33:27:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah right
01:33:27:29	01:33:39:05	Steve [Lashara]	I’m pretty sure the townsfolk will notice that you just cut off one of their buddies so that he can suffer and he’ll try to jump over the wall of blades then how do you feel? It’s a cat, it’s a kat that tries to do it
01:33:33:12	01:33:33:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um
01:33:39:05	01:33:42:13	Steve [Lashara]	it’ll turn into furballs they’ll know
01:33:43:06	01:33:54:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	actually okay I’m gonna change that up I’m going to hold off on that I’m actually going to cast the forbidden spell even though I don’t know what this is yet can I still take an action to try and learn more about what this with my spell
01:33:54:05	01:33:54:11	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah.
01:33:55:14	01:33:59:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh-huh okay cool so I’m gunna cast forbiddance over
01:34:00:23	01:34:11:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah basically uh from this guy’s structure over here no it’s i just touch it’s just instantaneous
01:34:05:28	01:34:07:26	Brin [Levitas]	Is that how it’s going to help you though?
01:34:07:13	01:34:07:24	Dave [GM]	spell
01:34:11:17	01:34:11:22	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
01:34:12:02	01:34:23:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um but yeah 30 feet high for those can anybody still fly are you flying okay 30 feet high you’re like kind of protected if you go below 30 okay but none of us can you can’t
01:34:23:12	01:34:34:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	travel yeah it’s like no portal travel for us either but it protects us um and it anybody who enters that we don’t want to has
01:34:25:07	01:34:26:06	Dave [GM]	extra dimensional plane
01:34:34:28	01:34:38:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	take 5 d10 of damage so okay
01:34:39:12	01:34:50:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um and then I’m going to try and figure out what this is even though my arcana is not very good yeah my arcana’s a negative
01:34:51:25	01:34:57:22	Steve [Lashara]	you spend all the time learning only about yourself. You never look, you’re not curious about the natural world.
01:34:57:25	01:35:09:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	on this you know I prayed really hard so let’s just see what happens it’s called faith we don’T know what’s gonna happen okay I don’t know why you’re being such a oh okay well it’s a 10 plus right my uh
01:35:09:16	01:35:11:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	bless here
01:35:09:29	01:35:10:09	Steve [Lashara]	one
01:35:13:04	01:35:23:20	Dave [GM]	the bless you do have your um you have your luck die too that you could roll to re-roll that d20 if
01:35:13:04	01:35:15:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	great this isn’t going to do anything is it
01:35:16:11	01:35:27:24	Brin [Levitas]	have yours at all times when you cut through the bus to die You’ve got
01:35:17:15	01:35:23:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	11 the d20
01:35:26:22	01:35:30:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	13 14 minus
01:35:31:08	01:35:31:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	1
01:35:31:25	01:35:35:02	Dave [GM]	then you can add that guy to it which was
01:35:34:16	01:35:39:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	so this was 14 total minus the one so 13
01:35:36:29	01:35:48:05	Dave [GM]	okay 14 total um so i’ll let you know just a little bit more about this it’s not really necessarily portal it’s not taking you into transdimensional
01:35:40:13	01:35:49:14	Brin [Levitas]	So I’ll let you know about it not really kind of something like that but what it
01:35:48:05	01:35:57:06	Dave [GM]	space but what it is is a bag of holding that has been inverted and so instead of
01:35:49:14	01:35:59:16	Brin [Levitas]	is is a back holding that has been covered and so instead of storing it
01:35:57:18	01:36:09:14	Dave [GM]	But storing, it is sucking everything in almost into a single point. It’s a lot like a black hole. It has its own center and it just is sucking
01:36:09:14	01:36:20:08	Dave [GM]	and reorganizing things. It is definitely under a spell to do this but you do not know what that spell is nor do you know who cast the spell.
01:36:09:20	01:36:29:21	Brin [Levitas]	It definitely is under the school, although
01:36:22:13	01:36:23:08	Dave [GM]	I do too.
01:36:23:28	01:36:24:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	alright
01:36:26:19	01:36:37:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um okay and i uh i think that’s well no i can cast one more spell i’m sorry um i am going to cast i’m going to summon one of our friends
01:36:30:26	01:36:31:11	Dave [GM]	Yes?
01:36:38:24	01:36:47:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah one of her buddies um
01:36:40:21	01:36:42:07	Dave [GM]	Are you going to summon an award?
01:36:47:08	01:37:02:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh sorry
01:37:02:23	01:37:12:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um we’re gonna cast guardian of faith
01:37:12:14	01:37:13:06	Dave [GM]	Guardian of Pate?
01:37:13:03	01:37:20:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah we’re going to start with that one um and he’s our little buddy with the sword and shield that wards anything off that comes within 30 feet of him
01:37:20:14	01:37:27:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah whoa
01:37:21:17	01:37:31:17	Dave [GM]	if you cast that are you casting that next to pimp so that can have it attack him okay go ahead and place it and go ahead an roll attack and damage
01:37:22:03	01:37:22:16	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah.
01:37:27:22	01:37:36:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh
01:37:36:24	01:37:47:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	my gosh a two yay that’s not gonna do anything okay i just put a force field over
01:37:41:03	01:37:41:26	Dave [GM]	two fails
01:37:41:17	01:37:42:27	Steve [Lashara]	How embarrassing!
01:37:43:15	01:37:44:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:37:44:02	01:37:44:20	Brin [Levitas]	Oh!
01:37:44:12	01:37:44:28	Dave [GM]	oh
01:37:47:20	01:37:55:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the entire city to protect all of these wonderful beautiful people um you want to talk about dead
01:37:51:14	01:37:53:16	Steve [Lashara]	From the almost dead imp?
01:37:55:27	01:38:02:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	things what was that dog that was just here a minute ago what what’s uh all right well
01:37:59:02	01:38:02:11	Steve [Lashara]	Don’t know, it isn’t here now. You probably ran away from your spell.
01:38:02:26	01:38:17:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that didn’t work okay I think that’s my turn pointed
01:38:03:02	01:38:06:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, so…
01:38:04:13	01:38:13:12	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, so as that’s
01:38:04:28	01:38:16:24	Dave [GM]	okay so um next would be the flesh golem but since flesh golem is not. So as that’s happening, no one did take the time to actually stop this arm
01:38:07:17	01:38:19:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So as that’s happening, no one does have it.
01:38:13:12	01:38:22:20	Brin [Levitas]	happening, no one did take a check, and he has
01:38:16:24	01:38:22:21	Dave [GM]	from getting sucked back into the hole and as the arm gets sucked up in a hole, a giant
01:38:17:03	01:38:37:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	at it no
01:38:19:29	01:38:27:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, he big.
01:38:22:20	01:38:40:17	Brin [Levitas]	to move.
01:38:24:08	01:38:26:13	Dave [GM]	flesh golem drops down
01:38:27:26	01:38:31:29	Dave [GM]	ogre zombie and he is going to move
01:38:33:01	01:38:35:26	Dave [GM]	through the wall of knives so what does that do to him?
01:38:35:21	01:38:38:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Does he still think that Flesh Golem’s his friend?
01:38:36:02	01:38:37:24	Steve [Lashara]	wait you didn’t make the wall
01:38:37:22	01:38:49:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we didn’t do that we’re he has to move through forbiddance the force field um so he has
01:38:42:22	01:38:47:06	Dave [GM]	okay so you cast that actually right here all right so he moves through forbiddance
01:38:56:27	01:38:58:12	Steve [Lashara]	keep killing my guys
01:38:58:22	01:39:02:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	We’re really good at this! We’re reallly good at thiiiis
01:39:03:09	01:39:11:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	5d 10 roll right uh
01:39:03:14	01:39:05:17	Steve [Lashara]	yeah we’ll need those healing spells
01:39:07:26	01:39:09:23	Steve [Lashara]	karma is going to hit me so hard right
01:39:09:27	01:39:11:25	Dave [GM]	yeah 5d10
01:39:11:17	01:39:19:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh 15 that is a little disappointing
01:39:12:11	01:39:15:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I mean I just see this over here
01:39:16:24	01:39:20:12	Steve [Lashara]	that’s a little disappointing kind of like your religion
01:39:19:11	01:39:25:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i can cast silence over there okay
01:39:25:08	01:39:25:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:39:25:26	01:39:29:25	Steve [Lashara]	so I don’t have to hear your preaching. That’s rather a promise.
01:39:29:04	01:39:34:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no so you can’t speak dang it
01:39:31:04	01:39:40:14	Dave [GM]	okay so we are moving back to the top of the order so we are with
01:39:41:11	01:39:41:26	Steve [Lashara]	Gray?
01:39:42:16	01:39:44:11	Dave [GM]	gray and we are with
01:39:46:09	01:39:53:09	Dave [GM]	what would you like to do after the craziness that has just happened
01:39:53:02	01:39:55:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Is Gray first or is Levitas First? Okay
01:39:54:22	01:39:55:22	Dave [GM]	levitus is first
01:39:54:27	01:39:58:27	Brin [Levitas]	Um, I also just realized that I’m male so…
01:39:59:00	01:39:59:24	Dave [GM]	your female
01:39:59:05	01:40:00:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No, you’re actually female
01:40:00:05	01:40:01:26	Brin [Levitas]	Am I? It says male on there.
01:40:01:14	01:40:02:20	Dave [GM]	it’s like spanish
01:40:03:04	01:40:03:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Levitos
01:40:03:11	01:40:11:06	Brin [Levitas]	Oh, okay because my gender says male Okay cool No you’re good
01:40:11:06	01:40:22:27	Brin [Levitas]	You have one question Okay Right
01:40:11:20	01:40:23:03	Dave [GM]	so levitas what would you like to do um you have yes you have one flesh golem that is actually under her control so you don’t want to attack it because if you do
01:40:11:28	01:40:18:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Can you set the stage for her She knows what
01:40:22:19	01:40:23:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	don’t attack my friend
01:40:22:27	01:40:25:01	Brin [Levitas]	You got it
01:40:23:03	01:40:32:06	Dave [GM]	it will have to make a wisdom saving throw and it may change sides again you have a giant ogre zombie right here that just fell out of the black hole
01:40:32:06	01:40:40:26	Dave [GM]	And you have Pimpernel the Imp that is super pissed off That he got that destroyed after one round
01:40:34:25	01:40:35:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He’s still alive
01:40:34:28	01:40:43:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh man Jenkins!
01:40:36:08	01:40:38:08	Brin [Levitas]	super pissed off that
01:40:41:06	01:40:42:20	Steve [Lashara]	six seconds later
01:40:42:19	01:40:49:17	Dave [GM]	Gnashing out at everyone and cursing to destroy the house of old
01:40:43:19	01:40:52:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	This is my town.
01:40:47:08	01:41:01:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	to enjoy the house looks like
01:40:47:08	01:40:49:10	Steve [Lashara]	kill him kill him quickly
01:40:52:24	01:40:53:13	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:40:53:16	01:40:55:08	Brin [Levitas]	person
01:40:53:23	01:40:55:13	Dave [GM]	She’s taking this personally
01:40:55:11	01:40:56:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:40:55:20	01:40:56:09	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:40:56:12	01:40:59:03	Steve [Lashara]	help just need to get my foot unstuck from the ground
01:40:59:06	01:41:06:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and I’m on fire so
01:41:00:08	01:41:12:03	Dave [GM]	So it depends on where you want to move If you want go close, if you want attack Pimp That would be the easiest thing to do right now, but it is completely up to you.
01:41:01:19	01:41:04:01	Brin [Levitas]	It depends on where you want to go close.
01:41:01:24	01:41:06:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you’re going nowhere Like your religion.
01:41:05:12	01:41:06:13	Brin [Levitas]	That would be…
01:41:13:18	01:41:14:08	Dave [GM]	It’s stressful.
01:41:13:22	01:41:15:05	Brin [Levitas]	Alright, this- yeah.
01:41:16:17	01:41:19:03	Brin [Levitas]	I don’t know what I’m doing.
01:41:16:19	01:41:17:19	Steve [Lashara]	don’t blow it
01:41:21:14	01:41:23:09	Brin [Levitas]	So, I don’ t know what i’m doing
01:41:23:07	01:41:30:22	Dave [GM]	So what you want to… There are three things you can do. You want to move. You want To Attack. And then you want To Use any sort of bonus actions.
01:41:26:12	01:41:26:28	Brin [Levitas]	Okay
01:41:27:29	01:41:28:15	Brin [Levitas]	Okay
01:41:31:28	01:41:39:13	Dave [GM]	So your movement takes you close to the enemy since you’re a close fighter. You have to be probably within 5 or 10 feet with your quarterstaff
01:41:39:22	01:41:40:27	Steve [Lashara]	drop out of the sky
01:41:40:23	01:41:47:28	Dave [GM]	and you drop out of this guy so you’ll hit it and then you can step away without getting an opportunity attack.
01:41:40:28	01:41:41:14	Brin [Levitas]	Right
01:41:43:28	01:41:44:14	Brin [Levitas]	Okay
01:41:47:27	01:41:51:16	Brin [Levitas]	Because I m feeling like I should weaken
01:41:53:01	01:41:57:13	Brin [Levitas]	This giant Fleshbone What does he call it? Goliath? Flesh Golem, is that what you called him?
01:41:56:27	01:42:05:02	Dave [GM]	This is the Flesh Goliath, yes. So it’s an ogre And then that guy right there is Pimp
01:41:59:16	01:42:00:16	Brin [Levitas]	Flesh Golieth.
01:42:00:20	01:42:07:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So, and then that guy right there, he has a .
01:42:00:25	01:42:05:09	Steve [Lashara]	it has layers
01:42:01:23	01:42:02:22	Brin [Levitas]	An ogre.
01:42:05:25	01:42:08:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh yeah, you should kill Amp. You should probably kill Amps.
01:42:06:20	01:42:07:12	Dave [GM]	Layers
01:42:16:07	01:42:18:24	Brin [Levitas]	So leave him alone. You could shoot it!
01:42:17:21	01:42:18:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You could shoot up.
01:42:17:25	01:42:22:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	have something like that. No, no! I actually…
01:42:20:03	01:42:21:13	Brin [Levitas]	Okay but…
01:42:20:08	01:42:23:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I know, I’ve got the magic, but he’s… Hold up!
01:42:22:08	01:42:27:26	Steve [Lashara]	you could you could you could drop out this guy and hit him with your stick just really hard
01:42:27:20	01:42:33:14	Brin [Levitas]	Okay okay alright yeah let’s uh Yeah let’s do that then
01:42:29:11	01:42:30:05	Steve [Lashara]	that would add
01:42:34:09	01:42:35:12	Dave [GM]	30 feet in the air
01:42:35:16	01:42:44:16	Brin [Levitas]	I’m 30 feet in the air and I’m gonna do apply my character over
01:42:39:24	01:42:42:11	Dave [GM]	off of 30 10 feet, right?
01:42:40:20	01:42:49:14	Steve [Lashara]	her 10 foot yeah i think it’s 1d10 per ten i think was oh yeah i thing i think he was d6
01:42:44:16	01:42:52:12	Brin [Levitas]	him. Okay, no I’m a little too far off of you.
01:42:45:14	01:42:46:22	Dave [GM]	Or is it 1d6 per 10 foot
01:42:53:18	01:43:03:25	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, okay and move my character right above Pimp and show him what it means
01:43:00:06	01:43:03:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Who’s the end?
01:43:03:22	01:43:04:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah!
01:43:03:25	01:43:06:13	Brin [Levitas]	I almost just made a really dirty joke
01:43:08:17	01:43:10:23	Brin [Levitas]	I still haven’t gauged like
01:43:10:18	01:43:12:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Now I’m curious.
01:43:13:11	01:43:23:22	Dave [GM]	there’s been some other jokes that i’ve made that have brewed people a little bit if I start calling the bad
01:43:15:09	01:43:15:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I have that.
01:43:21:09	01:43:23:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	If I start…
01:43:25:08	01:43:25:27	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:43:26:09	01:43:27:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I don’t like that one.
01:43:28:05	01:43:28:24	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:43:28:22	01:43:33:26	Brin [Levitas]	I will, I’ll show him the meaning of being on top Okay. That was my joke.
01:43:33:08	01:43:35:25	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:43:35:17	01:43:35:22	Steve [Lashara]	great
01:43:35:26	01:43:37:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, that was perfect.
01:43:36:06	01:43:44:09	Dave [GM]	perfect thank you all right um so you are jumping not only that you are coming 30 feet down
01:43:36:17	01:43:37:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	That’s perfect.
01:43:36:17	01:43:37:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That was perfect.
01:43:39:00	01:43:42:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	So you are jumping back. Nice.
01:43:39:03	01:43:46:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So you are jumping not only back, but coming 30 seconds to whatever your action is.
01:43:39:07	01:43:45:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So you are a company I mean, not only that, but it’s going to be 30 seconds or whatever you want.
01:43:44:09	01:43:54:08	Dave [GM]	so whatever your attack damage is you’re going to add 3d6 to it and you moved 20 feet and you came down 30 feet. That’s 50 feet of movement?
01:43:44:10	01:43:44:22	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah.
01:43:48:24	01:43:54:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And move 20 seconds down to 50 seconds to do it.
01:43:49:19	01:43:55:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Who wants? You know, this is a good question for me.
01:43:54:04	01:43:54:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay.
01:43:54:15	01:43:59:23	Dave [GM]	Jeez, so you still have 10 feet of movement after you do this but are you going to hit it with your Gorge Staff?
01:44:01:03	01:44:09:09	Brin [Levitas]	Yes, I’m going to use it for staff. Tell me what I do. How do I do this? Do I click something? What do I click? This?
01:44:08:16	01:44:09:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Um…
01:44:09:09	01:44:10:01	Dave [GM]	plus nine
01:44:12:13	01:44:13:26	Dave [GM]	yes that hits
01:44:13:13	01:44:13:27	Steve [Lashara]	Oh!
01:44:14:29	01:44:17:17	Brin [Levitas]	Okay. So I got 25.
01:44:19:07	01:44:21:01	Dave [GM]	the damage button that’s next to it
01:44:21:10	01:44:23:15	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah, I clicked that. Wait, oh, this one.
01:44:23:27	01:44:25:01	Dave [GM]	that’s the damage
01:44:24:04	01:44:24:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay.
01:44:26:28	01:44:30:13	Dave [GM]	okay so that’s five damage
01:44:28:17	01:44:34:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	But for now I’m going to be like
01:44:31:08	01:44:32:08	Steve [Lashara]	1D8 plus one.
01:44:32:00	01:44:33:13	Dave [GM]	yeah that doesn’t seem right
01:44:33:11	01:44:41:15	Brin [Levitas]	Did I click the wrong one? okay explain hold on what is what does 1d8 stand for oh
01:44:40:26	01:44:42:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh one I don’t think he died
01:44:41:15	01:44:51:11	Brin [Levitas]	ok wow are these glowing my goodness how do you charge things
01:44:41:29	01:44:43:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	She rolled a one, so yeah.
01:44:47:24	01:44:49:17	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, Hans.
01:44:49:19	01:44:59:13	Dave [GM]	and then you can roll 3d6 which is a regular d6 it’s six sided so that’s additional damage that you’re going to do
01:44:51:17	01:44:54:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	which is
01:44:54:09	01:45:06:27	Brin [Levitas]	oh okay okay hey
01:44:56:04	01:45:06:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I feel like all
01:45:06:19	01:45:08:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	the pieces are falling into place.
01:45:06:27	01:45:13:28	Brin [Levitas]	I
01:45:08:01	01:45:17:28	Steve [Lashara]	it’s been two hours since we started i’m getting in now that’s actually on us that’s not umbri that’s yeah
01:45:13:28	01:45:25:01	Brin [Levitas]	wasn’t really planning yeah honestly I just this whole
01:45:17:17	01:45:23:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I mean, it’s her first turn after being here for two hours, so…
01:45:18:24	01:45:20:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah i started
01:45:20:19	01:45:23:04	Steve [Lashara]	it took two hours to get her first turn
01:45:23:11	01:45:23:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:45:25:01	01:45:26:10	Brin [Levitas]	I just, I honestly just
01:45:27:19	01:45:30:07	Brin [Levitas]	but here we are. I’m in the thug of it.
01:45:28:04	01:45:36:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	well we started playing this game what over a year ago and i think last time we played it was like oh i get it now Yeah.
01:45:33:23	01:45:34:06	Brin [Levitas]	Okay
01:45:36:02	01:45:36:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah?
01:45:36:09	01:45:40:23	Dave [GM]	yeah it takes a while it took me the first like almost six months to like
01:45:36:14	01:45:39:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:45:37:08	01:45:42:04	Brin [Levitas]	and I pressed that three times is that what you did? To make it times three
01:45:37:08	01:45:43:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I still need help adding things to my roles.
01:45:44:00	01:45:44:11	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah
01:45:44:06	01:45:54:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That’s where I struggle and that’s why—that’s why.
01:45:45:01	01:45:54:18	Steve [Lashara]	share the embarrassing stories of when i first dm’d mistakes i made
01:45:46:08	01:45:48:21	Brin [Levitas]	Just me I’m just trying to so I can get this out
01:45:51:25	01:45:52:08	Brin [Levitas]	Okay
01:45:54:29	01:45:59:01	Brin [Levitas]	Sorry say that again Five five plus or two okay
01:45:59:26	01:46:03:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, yeah
01:46:00:08	01:46:07:12	Dave [GM]	so that’s what he says so it’s 13 plus 5 so it’s 17 she actually has multiple attacks though that’s the first attack
01:46:01:11	01:46:02:22	Brin [Levitas]	So attacks per action
01:46:05:04	01:46:06:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Correct, that’s just the first attack.
01:46:06:27	01:46:15:05	Steve [Lashara]	that’s just dropping out of the sky well actually you she could be able to do an
01:46:09:23	01:46:13:04	Brin [Levitas]	I have two of those so that means I could do two things is that what that
01:46:13:04	01:46:33:10	Brin [Levitas]	means? Okay,
01:46:15:05	01:46:26:13	Steve [Lashara]	offhand attack as part of so each
01:46:16:26	01:46:24:06	Dave [GM]	she has actually at her level she has two attacks with a quarterstaff and then she can do fury of blows oh yeah as a bonus action and she
01:46:20:06	01:46:25:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Correct as a bonus action And then…
01:46:26:13	01:46:34:16	Steve [Lashara]	time you want to attack or hit you’re going to roll the you tap the plus number for the weapon. So, like, the court of staff, you tap that
01:46:33:10	01:46:44:04	Brin [Levitas]	I tap the knife. Okay so 22 okay and then
01:46:34:16	01:46:40:24	Steve [Lashara]	again which is it’s rolling one of these big boys
01:46:41:24	01:46:42:02	Dave [GM]	hit
01:46:44:04	01:46:52:24	Brin [Levitas]	i do this again right oh oh my bad holy okay it’s fine
01:46:52:04	01:46:53:14	Steve [Lashara]	was a really well-edited swear.
01:46:56:20	01:46:58:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Congratulations!
01:46:56:24	01:47:09:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Pimp the imp. Pimp The Imp. He
01:46:59:14	01:47:02:01	Brin [Levitas]	did you hear that noise I did that
01:47:00:03	01:47:04:20	Steve [Lashara]	First turn ever playing murdered Pimp The Imp
01:47:03:26	01:47:13:23	Dave [GM]	you murdered um the horn devil um so you just pummeled at this is where when we do this you can say anything like I
01:47:04:29	01:47:06:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	A mini-boss.
01:47:08:15	01:47:09:18	Steve [Lashara]	not shabby
01:47:09:23	01:47:12:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	oh he hit you I was like he didn’t even touch anyone
01:47:13:23	01:47:18:02	Dave [GM]	came down court stabbed doctor’s head off this really just your imagination of how you killed
01:47:16:16	01:47:23:27	Brin [Levitas]	okay okay okay I definitely want to take off all of his lens because it just yeah
01:47:24:26	01:47:31:04	Brin [Levitas]	because i just feel like them being pieced together like that and i’m gonna pick him up
01:47:26:04	01:47:28:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Careful now, careful now. Those might go back into the bag though.
01:47:28:20	01:47:30:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, yeah.
01:47:28:24	01:47:30:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:47:31:04	01:47:39:09	Brin [Levitas]	and tuck them safely where the orb can’t take them but i’m going to drag them
01:47:35:00	01:47:42:02	Dave [GM]	where the orb can’t get him okay so he’s just kind of like after after he lost his other arm and it got sucked back into the black
01:47:36:05	01:47:37:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:47:36:05	01:47:37:13	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:47:36:05	01:47:37:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:47:36:18	01:47:38:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay.
01:47:36:24	01:47:37:23	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:47:37:24	01:47:39:08	Steve [Lashara]	you’re gonna beat his corpse with those
01:47:39:09	01:47:48:02	Brin [Levitas]	i don’t know oh yeah
01:47:42:02	01:47:53:11	Dave [GM]	bolt you slowly just go for the main joints because you know all the pressure points in the body so you start with the elbow and you just whack the elbow with the quarterstaff and it just kind of pops off and falls off.
01:47:47:25	01:47:55:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	He struck me with the whack of your
01:47:53:15	01:48:04:27	Dave [GM]	You go for the elbow, the legs, everything and the funny thing is you’re kind of just going smaller and smaller as you’re going down the body The very last one is you go for the middle center of the spine and you just take his head completely off
01:48:01:20	01:48:02:25	Brin [Levitas]	done
01:48:06:15	01:48:17:24	Dave [GM]	And Pimp the Imp has been officially dismembered And you are moving the parts away from the black hole Yeah
01:48:11:25	01:48:28:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Old Man
01:48:12:02	01:48:19:14	Brin [Levitas]	we learned our lesson Yeah.
01:48:18:06	01:48:25:08	Dave [GM]	Uh That’s fine You guys have completely jumped over half of this attack because Pimp the Imp is now dead.
01:48:26:09	01:48:27:13	Dave [GM]	Thanks, Jenkins.
01:48:28:28	01:48:29:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Jenkins!
01:48:29:03	01:48:31:11	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:48:29:13	01:48:31:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:48:29:23	01:48:31:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:48:30:02	01:48:31:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:48:30:19	01:48:36:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Old Man Jenkins!
01:48:33:23	01:48:35:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	say that every time something happens
01:48:36:14	01:48:37:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:48:37:26	01:48:44:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um by the way i forgot to mention i forgot to mention with the forbidden spell this force field that’s over everything
01:48:45:14	01:48:53:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	there we need a password so if you’re outside of the forest field at any time you can enter with the password as safe word uh-huh yeah and if
01:48:50:19	01:48:52:20	Dave [GM]	A safe word? Okay.
01:48:53:28	01:48:58:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	want any other friends or villagers no the password is i pledge allegiance to
01:48:54:25	01:48:55:03	Steve [Lashara]	true
01:48:58:04	01:49:06:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	church of idiots um i just think you might want to know about that
01:49:00:03	01:49:02:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Listen, listen, listen. Don’t tell him that!
01:49:01:22	01:49:03:16	Steve [Lashara]	I’ll stay where I am.
01:49:04:23	01:49:06:10	Steve [Lashara]	I’ll just cross my fingers.
01:49:06:28	01:49:16:16	Dave [GM]	Just as Pimp, the imp has been completely dispatched you see purple rays of light kind of shining and pushing
01:49:16:16	01:49:24:10	Dave [GM]	and throwing out from the orb um and as this is happening you start to see arms reaching
01:49:18:13	01:49:19:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Purple hop?
01:49:21:24	01:49:22:13	Steve [Lashara]	Necrotic.
01:49:24:10	01:49:35:16	Dave [GM]	out from inside the orb and then you see other arms reaching out from outside of the orb and so all of a sudden you’ve seen a number of eight arms legs heads and they’re almost
01:49:33:29	01:49:35:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	head into
01:49:35:16	01:49:44:22	Dave [GM]	like oozing out of this oily black surface and they come jumping into the battlefield
01:49:39:10	01:49:44:22	Brin [Levitas]	and they come into the battlefield.
01:49:44:22	01:49:52:01	Dave [GM]	field um and as this one lands uh where
01:49:45:08	01:49:46:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and as
01:49:46:03	01:49:47:24	Brin [Levitas]	And as this one lands,
01:49:47:22	01:49:50:04	Steve [Lashara]	It doesn’t know the password.
01:49:50:17	01:49:52:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:49:51:06	01:49:52:14	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:49:52:29	01:49:58:06	Brin [Levitas]	we’re looking at it right?
01:49:56:26	01:49:59:09	Steve [Lashara]	Just pass, right? Like the tree basically
01:49:58:25	01:50:03:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the tree in the wall there he had to pass through
01:50:00:21	01:50:11:04	Dave [GM]	so what you’re saying is that it needs to take the okay so it’ll take damage um the next one jumps out as well
01:50:02:03	01:50:02:22	Steve [Lashara]	that
01:50:04:10	01:50:12:13	Brin [Levitas]	okay so it’ll kick in of the next one out as well and land
01:50:05:06	01:50:12:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So it’ll take him up, the next one jumps out as well and lands.
01:50:07:11	01:50:17:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The next one jumps out as well and lands, and as these things are just shaking the walls
01:50:10:28	01:50:18:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	well and land. And as these things shaking, the
01:50:11:04	01:50:22:02	Dave [GM]	and lands and as these things are landing it’s just shaking buildings and things are starting to collapse, so walls are falling over. This guy
01:50:12:13	01:50:21:08	Brin [Levitas]	And as the shape of it, things start to collapse. The walls fall down.
01:50:13:23	01:50:19:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And as he’s shaking his head, he starts to collapse.
01:50:19:16	01:50:31:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	The wall falls over this guy right here gets crushed underneath his own house. As he gets crushed, he gets sucked into that hole.
01:50:20:17	01:50:26:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	this guy right here is crushed underneath his own house.
01:50:21:13	01:50:27:26	Brin [Levitas]	This guy right here gets crushed underneath his own house and as he gets crushed,
01:50:22:02	01:50:33:09	Dave [GM]	right here gets crushed underneath his own house, and as he gets crushed, he gets sucked into the black hole And as that gets sucked out, another
01:50:24:26	01:50:28:06	Steve [Lashara]	It was either that or a wall of blades.
01:50:28:01	01:50:35:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it sucked into the black hole and then that took out another giant okra, a
01:50:29:13	01:50:36:04	Brin [Levitas]	it’s sucked into a black hole and has that get cut out another giant over big giant .
01:50:31:12	01:50:37:00	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	It has actually set out another giant copper, a big giant hammerbath as well.
01:50:33:09	01:50:44:01	Dave [GM]	giant ogre with a giant hammer jumps out as well The next piece jumps out. It actually emerges straight up and
01:50:38:22	01:50:49:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	The next piece jumped out and actually emerged it straight up and out of the surface that did six inches above
01:50:38:29	01:50:43:25	Brin [Levitas]	The next piece jumped out actually emerged straight up
01:50:39:08	01:50:54:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	next piece jumps out straight up in half -finals.
01:50:44:01	01:50:48:09	Dave [GM]	out of the surface, and it is 60
01:50:48:09	01:50:58:25	Dave [GM]	feet above the battlefield, and then our final thing jumps out and lands on the battlefield as well.
01:50:49:13	01:50:50:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	What just happened?
01:50:51:25	01:50:57:14	Brin [Levitas]	And then our final thing jumped out of the land.
01:50:53:00	01:50:57:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And then our final piece jumped up
01:50:58:27	01:51:03:05	Steve [Lashara]	So all those that landed there, do they need to take the saving throws too?
01:51:03:10	01:51:09:14	Brin [Levitas]	The ones that let go brown, they throw a dragon to a mouse.
01:51:03:14	01:51:06:07	Dave [GM]	The ones that landed on the ground will take the saving throws.
01:51:03:17	01:51:05:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	The ones that are new on the ground
01:51:07:07	01:51:15:17	Dave [GM]	The dragon will not. As this one lands, it snarls at everyone and says,
01:51:10:07	01:51:15:17	Brin [Levitas]	As this one lands snarled at everyone and said…
01:51:17:12	01:51:21:04	Dave [GM]	Gringram will kill you all.
01:51:22:05	01:51:25:01	Dave [GM]	This one lands and says
01:51:22:13	01:51:25:21	Brin [Levitas]	This one lands instead…
01:51:23:14	01:51:25:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Who the H is that?
01:51:26:25	01:51:30:03	Dave [GM]	Lawrence we’ll eat your lunch
01:51:27:11	01:51:29:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	grandgirl we’ll teach them
01:51:31:02	01:51:32:09	Steve [Lashara]	With cheese.
01:51:31:29	01:51:34:07	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:51:32:09	01:51:32:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:51:33:12	01:51:35:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Make sure it’s spicy.
01:51:33:25	01:51:45:25	Dave [GM]	your cheese this one right here just flaps its wing and just screams the red dragon anthem as Kava takes flight and
01:51:34:17	01:51:47:10	Brin [Levitas]	This one right here, and our
01:51:45:22	01:51:47:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Look how cool I look.
01:51:45:25	01:51:56:03	Dave [GM]	our last guy actually has his arm is completely a gun, like a shotgun of Blunderbuss.
01:51:47:10	01:51:59:26	Brin [Levitas]	last guy actually—so I
01:51:55:25	01:51:58:04	Steve [Lashara]	Now I can’t cut myself anymore.
01:51:57:22	01:52:03:06	Dave [GM]	Yeah oh but that’s the thing is you’re so big you can actually shoot yourself
01:51:58:07	01:51:58:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:51:58:21	01:51:59:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s Lucrezia!
01:51:59:11	01:52:03:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	But you’re so big to shoot myself.
01:51:59:26	01:52:03:06	Brin [Levitas]	know but that’s the thing is you’re so big to shoot myself.
01:52:02:04	01:52:05:01	Steve [Lashara]	Just chew my… All right. Edgelord.
01:52:04:21	01:52:15:08	Dave [GM]	and you land and scream and fire what is a blunderbust but it’s almost like a gatling gun and it circles in a circle.
01:52:15:14	01:52:18:22	Dave [GM]	They will each take the damage What’s the damage at?
01:52:19:22	01:52:24:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um five d10 for each of them
01:52:21:04	01:52:36:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	One, two,
01:52:24:28	01:52:27:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You sure you want them to take that damage?
01:52:25:28	01:52:35:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	four five ish creatures 25
01:52:33:08	01:52:33:24	Dave [GM]	Yep.
01:52:36:16	01:52:37:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	three, four, five.
01:52:39:29	01:52:44:17	Dave [GM]	Oh my gosh, okay. Roll 5d 10 and I’ll just subtract it off of everyone.
01:52:40:11	01:52:40:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay.
01:52:41:28	01:52:43:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Roll by ten.
01:52:48:01	01:52:48:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the DM.
01:52:49:22	01:52:51:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	We are getting a little help.
01:52:50:04	01:52:55:24	Steve [Lashara]	I think some of them might have to do with the time. It’s a little faster, though.
01:52:52:17	01:52:54:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	25
01:52:56:08	01:52:59:16	Dave [GM]	25? Okay so everyone is going to take 25 points of damage.
01:52:56:13	01:52:58:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	whoa
01:53:01:03	01:53:01:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Nice, excellent.
01:53:01:26	01:53:02:11	Dave [GM]	Okay.
01:53:02:29	01:53:03:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Now technically
01:53:03:08	01:53:05:01	Steve [Lashara]	That’s what Yarlan likes.
01:53:05:08	01:53:07:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Brynn has not finished her turn.
01:53:07:07	01:53:09:23	Brin [Levitas]	happens.
01:53:07:21	01:53:09:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this is what happens
01:53:08:05	01:53:09:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay cool get ready
01:53:08:19	01:53:13:08	Dave [GM]	This is what happens. This is the engaging point when Pimp died.
01:53:11:08	01:53:21:15	Brin [Levitas]	of the school course of the way it has
01:53:14:01	01:53:21:26	Dave [GM]	The four horsemen of the Correus have landed.
01:53:18:09	01:53:18:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Zenpocalypse
01:53:18:27	01:53:20:01	Steve [Lashara]	The Zenpocalypse!
01:53:21:15	01:53:23:26	Brin [Levitas]	this is
01:53:21:28	01:53:26:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	How do you spell that?
01:53:24:04	01:53:26:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Did we ever look that up? You’re doing it right now aren’t you
01:53:28:11	01:53:32:23	Dave [GM]	It’s K-O-R-E-A-U-S, Correius.
01:53:30:00	01:53:31:07	Brin [Levitas]	they
01:53:32:09	01:53:34:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	This is going to have something to do with the word Satan
01:53:33:22	01:53:35:13	Brin [Levitas]	are in
01:53:34:10	01:53:38:02	Dave [GM]	K-o-r-e-u-s.
01:53:40:23	01:53:42:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	It’s in French. I can’t read it.
01:53:41:08	01:53:42:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	lashara
01:53:43:21	01:53:54:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	paging lashar do you have
01:53:48:05	01:53:49:06	Steve [Lashara]	I’m right here,
01:53:54:08	01:54:04:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	any spells um we know this thing over here is this inverted bag of holding magical item
01:54:04:26	01:54:05:04	Steve [Lashara]	Yep
01:54:06:12	01:54:14:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	old man jenkins and i are thinking we need some spells that specifically disable or target
01:54:14:27	01:54:20:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	magical items or because this magical item is only sucking in living tissue
01:54:21:19	01:54:32:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um there may be a way instead of disabling it there may Be A Way That We Could Potentially Capture It if we could build something around it that is not
01:54:32:13	01:54:38:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	going to absorb. If you have any spells that help with that
01:54:44:07	01:54:46:05	Dave [GM]	I think it’s… Look it up in Greek?
01:55:11:05	01:55:21:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	you i don’t think he’s right because or there’s a chorus
01:55:11:14	01:55:13:08	Dave [GM]	No. All right.
01:55:17:08	01:55:18:28	Dave [GM]	Here it is.
01:55:21:17	01:55:51:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	as in like oh my gosh is that what it is please don’t
01:55:39:13	01:55:45:22	Steve [Lashara]	Wellfather Tine I could use Revivify that turns a creature to life that died within the last minute
01:55:48:04	01:55:49:04	Steve [Lashara]	but
01:55:51:06	01:55:52:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	bring back pimpian
01:55:52:15	01:55:53:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	but it’s also
01:55:55:02	01:55:56:13	Dave [GM]	Sorry, I think I spelled it wrong.
01:55:58:11	01:56:00:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	sucking in limbs and stuff
01:56:02:11	01:56:07:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you use that like a perm it sounds like anything that goes in there is going to spit out
01:56:08:21	01:56:15:00	Steve [Lashara]	on my turn and I was planning on summoning my Construct which is my little robot buddy
01:56:17:20	01:56:24:01	Dave [GM]	There you go. You guys threw a serious wrench in my attack so I’m just changing one or two things real quick.
01:56:17:25	01:56:27:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh can you can he fly can you send him in there
01:56:20:15	01:56:35:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That might be
01:56:21:14	01:56:29:02	Brin [Levitas]	I didn’t know
01:56:24:29	01:56:32:26	Steve [Lashara]	he can i can now if
01:56:28:02	01:56:30:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I get a gold star for today.
01:56:32:19	01:56:33:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I usually don’t play.
01:56:32:26	01:56:38:29	Steve [Lashara]	you puncture a bag of folding it um rips apart and everything that’s inside
01:56:35:02	01:56:41:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	really bad.
01:56:35:27	01:56:36:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That’s fine.
01:56:38:29	01:56:50:20	Steve [Lashara]	of it falls out if if if you open up a bag afolding inside of the back of holding it creates a planar rift that basically just like
01:56:40:25	01:56:43:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i think that’s mending i can sew it back together
01:56:43:07	01:56:51:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Literally, this is what comes up when you search this in male youth.
01:56:49:08	01:56:49:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:56:50:20	01:56:55:17	Steve [Lashara]	I don’t have a bag full, but maybe there’s one in the city.
01:56:55:11	01:56:55:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:56:56:25	01:56:58:24	Dave [GM]	It’s not what I was going for but that’s okay.
01:56:58:23	01:57:02:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	This meaning of the… Oh, but it is felt different on there.
01:56:59:29	01:57:10:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	should i go run around the city i should probably go run around the and make some more converts while you guys
01:57:03:26	01:57:05:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	But it keeps bringing that up.
01:57:12:07	01:57:14:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, I found it. I found out. I found Out.
01:57:12:20	01:57:18:08	Steve [Lashara]	Why is Kourtney Kardashian coming up as your first option in your Google search? I’m just curious.
01:57:14:07	01:57:15:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, okay. I can do that right now.
01:57:20:08	01:57:23:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, would you like me to read what Kureus means for everyone?
01:57:24:25	01:57:33:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Italian, mainly Sicily. Variant of Curia and occupational name derived from medieval coreus Barbara.
01:57:34:06	01:57:34:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Ah!
01:57:35:22	01:57:36:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Fantastic.
01:57:35:25	01:57:37:13	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:57:36:05	01:57:37:03	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:57:38:02	01:57:38:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Fantastic.
01:57:39:09	01:57:40:29	Steve [Lashara]	The gang’s all here.
01:57:40:03	01:57:51:00	Dave [GM]	i’m so happy that someone can comprehend languages there we go and that i can’t comprehend the own language that i put into it um
01:57:40:17	01:57:42:13	Brin [Levitas]	I’m so happy about it.
01:57:44:20	01:57:45:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	We finally got it.
01:57:45:13	01:57:46:02	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:57:48:25	01:57:58:02	Brin [Levitas]	Actually, I’ll
01:57:50:28	01:57:51:16	Steve [Lashara]	Amazing.
01:57:51:15	01:57:53:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Keep closing out D&D in my head.
01:57:59:17	01:58:01:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So just to bring Brynn up to speed
01:58:03:28	01:58:15:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the main bad guy is a man named Zen, who was Dave’s character in a previous campaign that we played. My character’s name is Lawrence, who we now
01:58:15:08	01:58:26:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	see devil-fied devil-ified in front of us Jesse’s character his name was Krengrum who we know see as a giant ogre in frontofus
01:58:24:00	01:58:26:11	Steve [Lashara]	who was dead.
01:58:26:03	01:58:34:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Haley’s character was Dragonborn who we can now see as dragon and I don’t remember your name Kava
01:58:32:08	01:58:37:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I did not have wings before but those were definitely mutilated onto my body.
01:58:36:02	01:58:37:29	Steve [Lashara]	So you upgraded when you died?
01:58:38:02	01:58:39:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:58:38:18	01:58:41:02	Dave [GM]	that different pieces of different monsters
01:58:38:21	01:58:39:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:58:38:21	01:58:39:29	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:58:39:01	01:58:39:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Jesus.
01:58:41:10	01:58:46:28	Brin [Levitas]	A wing transplant, okay!
01:58:42:01	01:58:44:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	They’ve definitely been sewn onto my body.
01:58:44:27	01:58:56:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Steve’s character was the one with the gun arm The blood hunter So we are This is canonizing our previous campaign that we did with another
01:58:48:03	01:58:48:21	Steve [Lashara]	Yerlin,
01:58:56:09	01:59:02:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And the only one who truly died in that campaign was Crane Grimm. He actually died?
01:58:56:23	01:58:57:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	DM
01:59:00:29	01:59:01:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:59:05:05	01:59:06:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Zen figured out a way
01:59:05:22	01:59:06:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we
01:59:06:13	01:59:18:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this is
01:59:06:28	01:59:15:13	Steve [Lashara]	And the final piece is that Zen before he became a necromancer and well, I mean, he was always evil but before he came eviler
01:59:06:28	01:59:20:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m curious
01:59:16:19	01:59:17:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:59:18:07	01:59:18:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:59:18:19	01:59:23:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	still all very experimental
01:59:20:05	01:59:20:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s
01:59:21:15	01:59:27:01	Steve [Lashara]	his job His job was to be a barber, so he was proficient in haircuts.
01:59:22:13	01:59:24:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So all these
01:59:26:08	01:59:35:04	Dave [GM]	he had a old set scissors that you could just cut hair and the hair would just be teleported somewhere no one
01:59:35:04	01:59:45:04	Dave [GM]	knows where it went um but the uh the scissors got stronger and stronger to the point where you could cut limbs and teleport it would actually
01:59:35:27	01:59:37:05	Steve [Lashara]	We do now.
01:59:35:28	01:59:37:24	Brin [Levitas]	oh okay that’s the dream
01:59:38:19	01:59:38:23	Steve [Lashara]	Right?
01:59:43:19	01:59:53:04	Brin [Levitas]	they would go somewhere so the nucleus of this black hole is a pair of scissors
01:59:45:04	01:59:51:11	Dave [GM]	cut like area through reality and you could step through it um yeah so uh
01:59:47:25	01:59:49:05	Steve [Lashara]	A subtle knife.
01:59:53:05	01:59:53:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Nucleus.
01:59:53:22	01:59:57:19	Dave [GM]	it could be where a lot of hair
01:59:54:05	01:59:56:29	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, prop, prop. Or just a lot of hair.
01:59:57:08	01:59:58:07	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
01:59:57:08	01:59:58:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:59:58:13	01:59:59:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s a giant hairball.
01:59:59:11	02:00:02:13	Steve [Lashara]	When there’s too much hair Beware.
02:00:02:04	02:00:03:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Hey, where’s the cat when you need it?
02:00:02:17	02:00:03:06	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:00:02:24	02:00:05:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, perfect. Yeah, we’ve got gray.
02:00:04:23	02:00:06:13	Steve [Lashara]	I got crushed by the wall
02:00:06:27	02:00:07:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s right!
02:00:07:03	02:00:08:28	Brin [Levitas]	well isn’t gray a cat
02:00:09:04	02:00:10:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, yeah, this is perfect.
02:00:09:19	02:00:11:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, Greg is a cat. You’re right!
02:00:10:05	02:00:11:10	Steve [Lashara]	Great! Get in there!
02:00:10:09	02:00:23:08	Brin [Levitas]	not the
02:00:12:05	02:00:13:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Perfect adversary.
02:00:12:16	02:00:19:17	Dave [GM]	okay so as all this destruction’s happening can you go ahead and like rock some of these walls and knock some more stuff down
02:00:14:21	02:00:22:29	Steve [Lashara]	My old nemesis Of the city or just the
02:00:17:28	02:00:21:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Wait, wait, wait. You’re going.
02:00:20:04	02:00:24:24	Dave [GM]	This guy was not the city, just of this main area.
02:00:23:08	02:00:23:14	Brin [Levitas]	city
02:00:23:26	02:00:35:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	this guy there was a man in there or a woman can we
02:00:25:20	02:00:26:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Just leave it in there.
02:00:25:27	02:00:33:27	Dave [GM]	Yeah, you can leave her there. She’s not quite within the event horizon to get sucked in and digested into something else yet.
02:00:26:06	02:00:27:27	Brin [Levitas]	yes
02:00:29:01	02:00:38:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	not quite so as
02:00:35:15	02:00:36:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	tell her to run
02:00:37:02	02:00:46:28	Dave [GM]	So as Kava lands she is going to shoot a fireball over at the main gates
02:00:38:23	02:00:48:15	Steve [Lashara]	towards me so i can tell you what’s important wait or
02:00:47:29	02:00:49:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Wait, she landing?
02:00:48:15	02:00:51:08	Steve [Lashara]	wait all right so are they getting
02:00:51:08	02:01:02:11	Steve [Lashara]	so so as they’re spawning so they get a jump in the initiative order is that when chest kava gets
02:00:57:07	02:01:08:25	Brin [Levitas]	it’s just what she set that fire is going to spread at 10 feet along the wall
02:00:58:04	02:01:05:10	Dave [GM]	just what she’s doing she just when she came out she blew fire and she just she set the ramparts on fire so that fire is going to spread
02:01:05:10	02:01:12:18	Dave [GM]	at 10 feet along the walls and slowly start to burn them your new converts are in there
02:01:08:25	02:01:09:22	Brin [Levitas]	slowly
02:01:11:28	02:01:12:27	Brin [Levitas]	oh
02:01:12:18	02:01:19:29	Dave [GM]	so just fyi you don’t want them to burn alive okay um and with that since this whole destruction
02:01:14:06	02:01:17:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh they’re coming with me to look for some things yep
02:01:18:24	02:01:26:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	because I
02:01:23:17	02:01:47:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	all of us yeah
02:01:26:02	02:01:33:29	Dave [GM]	would yes i’m just
02:01:35:19	02:01:37:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	gosh, I got a negative one.
02:01:39:10	02:01:50:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Because I rolled a natural 1 and then i have minus two guys oh
02:01:41:15	02:01:48:29	Steve [Lashara]	just take it just take because that’s way better than doing that when you’re trying to disintegrate something
02:01:43:07	02:01:43:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	amazing
02:01:47:20	02:01:57:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the odds of you rolling it rolling it again initiative
02:01:50:11	02:01:59:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	crap i did just roll it again though so put me at his last day if i accidentally pressed
02:01:52:29	02:01:56:15	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, and I just click on this one, right?
02:01:53:22	02:01:55:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	did mine did it work
02:01:59:19	02:02:00:03	Brin [Levitas]	Oh sweet.
02:02:01:16	02:02:03:00	Brin [Levitas]	A little bit higher than last time.
02:02:02:28	02:02:04:03	Steve [Lashara]	okay
02:02:18:12	02:02:27:10	Brin [Levitas]	Okay So with that All of the structures are still up Okay Why
02:02:18:26	02:02:27:10	Dave [GM]	so with all of this destruction has happened uh you are still up i think you’ve hit it twice
02:02:27:17	02:02:30:20	Brin [Levitas]	I still have two speakers.
02:02:36:09	02:02:47:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	uh good i didn’t even hit him oh you mean who he hit yeah yeah yeah
02:02:40:06	02:02:47:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	poor guy he only got a hit one person you he he only gotta hit one
02:02:47:12	02:02:57:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	person he used to he was too cocky no
02:02:48:22	02:02:57:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	well let’s be honest pimp was always kind of a bit retarded i’ll edit it out
02:02:59:11	02:03:01:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Say anything you want.
02:03:00:15	02:03:02:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	i’ll believe it out it was always a bit
02:03:06:11	02:03:11:06	Steve [Lashara]	can fill in whatever insult or slur you wish. It’s like Mad Libs.
02:03:10:21	02:03:22:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	i thought we could still use that word in proper context like in this case i think it’s appropriate right that’s what i was talking about
02:03:14:22	02:03:21:02	Steve [Lashara]	No, the proper context means something that has been slowed down So like a fire retardant is something
02:03:22:11	02:03:23:22	Steve [Lashara]	We’re talking about an imp!
02:03:24:07	02:03:29:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Right. Who was on fire, right?
02:03:27:04	02:03:31:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	god tag says that all the time every
02:03:29:16	02:03:31:02	Steve [Lashara]	No actually he wasn’t
02:03:31:10	02:03:40:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	time he doesn’t like I’m like tag you’re gonna get punched in face
02:03:34:26	02:03:35:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:03:34:26	02:03:35:25	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:03:34:26	02:03:36:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:03:35:06	02:03:36:05	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:03:35:15	02:03:36:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:03:35:27	02:03:36:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That is true.
02:03:37:13	02:03:38:12	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:03:39:27	02:03:48:15	Dave [GM]	okay uh what did everyone roll sorry like the is the nine
02:03:40:17	02:03:40:24	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
02:03:41:24	02:03:43:11	Brin [Levitas]	What did everyone call? Sorry.
02:03:45:04	02:03:46:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I rolled a negative one.
02:03:45:10	02:03:47:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Six… No no no nine.
02:03:50:02	02:03:53:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s all up there on the screen if you want to look at it real quick.
02:03:54:14	02:03:57:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, I accidentally re-rolled so it might take my next goal.
02:03:58:14	02:04:00:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It might think we’re still in initiative previously.
02:04:01:29	02:04:03:02	Steve [Lashara]	That’s a good point
02:04:08:27	02:04:09:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay.
02:04:10:05	02:04:17:22	Dave [GM]	um levitas roll 22 jeez you
02:04:11:10	02:04:12:07	Brin [Levitas]	So that is it.
02:04:14:26	02:04:15:04	Brin [Levitas]	22.
02:04:14:29	02:04:15:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Twenty-two.
02:04:17:22	02:04:23:27	Dave [GM]	have like advantage on on that lashara
02:04:24:19	02:04:30:15	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, wait. Explain what What is initiative again? Like exactly what are these numbers mean.
02:04:30:07	02:04:35:03	Steve [Lashara]	that’s the order in which we’ll take our turns and it um he because we have a bunch
02:04:35:03	02:04:44:08	Steve [Lashara]	of new people coming in we’re re -rolling just kind of some problems
02:04:38:00	02:04:38:17	Brin [Levitas]	Right
02:04:38:01	02:04:42:11	Dave [GM]	just because the destruction of the map has actually caused like kind of a little bit
02:04:39:01	02:04:44:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	A break in the action.
02:04:43:29	02:04:46:07	Brin [Levitas]	right, okay, that makes sense
02:04:44:08	02:04:54:22	Steve [Lashara]	so yeah so we’re all still like in the same spot but now you still get to go first um but then everybody else is in
02:04:54:22	02:05:01:28	Steve [Lashara]	a different order usually you roll initiative at the beginning of a combat session
02:04:55:21	02:04:56:08	Brin [Levitas]	Okay
02:05:01:23	02:05:08:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	should we be focusing on putting that fire out or does it not really matter? Should we be focused on putting that fire out or does it not even matter?
02:05:02:13	02:05:04:24	Brin [Levitas]	Right so it just to turn okay
02:05:03:04	02:05:08:13	Steve [Lashara]	you just go at the same order until you’re done fighting but this one’s a little bit right we
02:05:07:29	02:05:15:09	Dave [GM]	it really doesn’t matter I mean these guys can continue to convert people you can try to put the fire out it just really depends on what you want to do
02:05:14:13	02:05:24:29	Steve [Lashara]	have options you can do things besides just punch things yeah those instigate just leave your linen
02:05:17:18	02:05:18:01	Dave [GM]	yep
02:05:18:06	02:05:20:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I like destroying things!
02:05:18:19	02:05:22:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	but punching things might be good if you have another one of those disintegrate spells for
02:05:22:25	02:05:34:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	these guys over here that might be just don’t
02:05:24:29	02:05:40:01	Steve [Lashara]	alone he’s just misunderstood uh it’s
02:05:29:19	02:05:32:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, can I dominate another one of those questions?
02:05:34:12	02:05:38:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I find Spellcasting modifier?
02:05:34:23	02:05:46:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	hurt krengrim we should have known because we never had a funeral for krengram we should’ve known yeah no he i know there was a eulogy
02:05:46:04	02:05:56:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and everything but okay say
02:05:47:22	02:06:17:28	Brin [Levitas]	let me this okay so
02:05:48:15	02:06:00:11	Dave [GM]	Levitas with all the destruction that’s happened and all the new things that have jumped out of the black hole uh you are ready to take your turn um in the meantime this has actually moved up an additional
02:06:00:11	02:06:07:22	Dave [GM]	10 feet it is starting to consume more people so this person and her family is actually starting
02:06:07:22	02:06:19:27	Dave [GM]	to feel the effects of it but what would you like to do the what
02:06:10:02	02:06:20:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Does lightning
02:06:17:28	02:06:41:00	Brin [Levitas]	on
02:06:19:27	02:06:28:02	Dave [GM]	i’m not gonna tell you that well yeah it doesn’t work on electrical just letting you know
02:06:20:16	02:06:24:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	not work on any of them? Well I know it doesn’t work on him.
02:06:29:11	02:06:34:01	Steve [Lashara]	Good thing you have that flesh golem who can Go and punch things, except for Yerlin Who’s just misunderstood
02:06:34:18	02:06:35:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	He going down
02:06:36:08	02:06:36:20	Steve [Lashara]	Why?
02:06:41:00	02:06:50:20	Brin [Levitas]	here it says after you take the attack action on your turn, you can spend one key point to make two unarmed strikes.
02:06:50:29	02:06:53:13	Brin [Levitas]	Is that what I want to do? Probably that one, I think.
02:06:52:14	02:06:56:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	well first before you spend any key points you can do flurry of blows
02:06:56:20	02:06:58:27	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah, that’s the one I was thinking of doing.
02:06:58:15	02:07:04:13	Dave [GM]	yeah, so you can do Fear of the Blows but also since this is a new initiative you can actually make two quarterstaff attacks as well
02:06:59:17	02:07:01:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that should be just a bonus action
02:07:04:03	02:07:06:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	oh nice he’s letting you start over
02:07:04:20	02:07:11:13	Brin [Levitas]	Oh! Sweet! Alrighty then. Okay, so I’m gonna… I press this 9 first.
02:07:06:12	02:07:07:29	Dave [GM]	Yeah, so this is A new initiative
02:07:14:11	02:07:18:27	Steve [Lashara]	Nice. Yeah, who are you Did you say who you wanted to Beat with your stick
02:07:16:27	02:07:19:14	Brin [Levitas]	Oh! Right! Sorry, my bad.
02:07:20:25	02:07:26:24	Brin [Levitas]	I- oh, i’m really close.
02:07:21:02	02:07:29:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	you’re down there right by the flesh column they’re standing in front of what did you call them did you called them by their names Lawrence
02:07:23:13	02:07:25:12	Steve [Lashara]	You’re right here and
02:07:26:19	02:07:27:12	Dave [GM]	What was that?
02:07:29:14	02:07:36:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You can just describe them, though. Don’t worry about that.
02:07:29:21	02:07:34:07	Dave [GM]	It’s Lawrence, Krengrum Kava and Yerlin
02:07:33:04	02:07:33:17	Steve [Lashara]	Yerlin
02:07:35:21	02:07:42:29	Brin [Levitas]	Okay yeah, i think i’m
02:07:36:08	02:07:45:22	Dave [GM]	But this is Giant orc This one is like a bloodhunter looking thing That’s got this giant gatling arm
02:07:37:14	02:07:38:11	Steve [Lashara]	Demon Horns
02:07:42:29	02:07:54:28	Brin [Levitas]	just gonna attack the gun that’s close to me.
02:07:46:13	02:07:50:06	Dave [GM]	dragon and giant devil.
02:07:55:03	02:07:57:23	Brin [Levitas]	The gun guy in the middle? What’s his name again?
02:07:58:22	02:07:59:22	Dave [GM]	Yirlin.
02:07:58:26	02:07:59:10	Steve [Lashara]	Yerlen
02:08:00:07	02:08:02:13	Brin [Levitas]	Oh he was kind of close to him.
02:08:03:14	02:08:10:25	Brin [Levitas]	I’m gonna waltz my way over there and that’s right because
02:08:06:28	02:08:09:21	Steve [Lashara]	with music like this playing in the background I can see it
02:08:10:25	02:08:21:27	Brin [Levitas]	okay so should i
02:08:11:05	02:08:13:10	Dave [GM]	You rolled the damage, right?
02:08:13:21	02:08:15:08	Steve [Lashara]	for them landing
02:08:14:04	02:08:21:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um for all of them yeah the 25 they each take yep you can do it again
02:08:15:26	02:08:16:01	Dave [GM]	Yeah.
02:08:17:22	02:08:19:09	Dave [GM]	We’re good.
02:08:21:27	02:08:26:10	Brin [Levitas]	start? Should I completely start this over again? Roll to attack.
02:08:22:16	02:08:23:21	Steve [Lashara]	so you just hit him
02:08:24:09	02:08:26:03	Dave [GM]	Roll to attack first.
02:08:26:10	02:08:34:09	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, okay
02:08:30:18	02:08:31:15	Steve [Lashara]	no, you’re doing good
02:08:31:13	02:08:33:22	Dave [GM]	You’re doing great. 19 hits.
02:08:32:22	02:08:33:16	Steve [Lashara]	even better
02:08:34:09	02:08:45:02	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, and then I hit this one that’s six. Okay, I can do it again or do I do this?
02:08:36:26	02:08:38:14	Steve [Lashara]	right, the damage one next to it
02:08:39:06	02:08:42:16	Dave [GM]	That’s 6 points of damage and then you can do it again.
02:08:44:27	02:08:54:16	Steve [Lashara]	so yeah, just hit the same um um the plus six or plus nine whatever it is that you do to hit on your quarter staff
02:08:59:01	02:08:59:24	Brin [Levitas]	What is that?
02:09:00:00	02:09:00:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:09:00:10	02:09:00:29	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:09:01:01	02:09:02:01	Dave [GM]	What?!
02:09:02:06	02:09:07:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	holy crap you got the best
02:09:02:22	02:09:07:28	Steve [Lashara]	wow so you rolled a natural 20 which is a critical hit so it will do double damage
02:09:08:04	02:09:09:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Woo-hoo!
02:09:10:14	02:09:19:09	Steve [Lashara]	i feel like you don’t understand how misunderstood yearling is you came up and you just concussed him you waltzed over and then concuss them like
02:09:12:24	02:09:14:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:09:12:25	02:09:17:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	this was
02:09:13:04	02:09:13:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:09:15:20	02:09:16:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:09:17:08	02:09:17:21	Brin [Levitas]	Fabulous!
02:09:19:09	02:09:24:07	Steve [Lashara]	you don’t know the darkness he’s struggled with really judgmental of you yeah
02:09:24:24	02:09:26:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	likes being concussed though.
02:09:25:13	02:09:28:11	Steve [Lashara]	so you can go ahead and roll the damage button again
02:09:27:18	02:09:28:20	Brin [Levitas]	So this one right?
02:09:29:13	02:09:36:13	Steve [Lashara]	and then you’ll double that oh it looks like did Ari do that? Did it double that?
02:09:32:08	02:09:32:20	Brin [Levitas]	Sweet.
02:09:34:26	02:09:35:19	Brin [Levitas]	Did it work?
02:09:36:29	02:09:38:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	no it did not double it
02:09:38:05	02:09:42:26	Dave [GM]	okay so all right there we go
02:09:39:10	02:09:42:28	Steve [Lashara]	Oh okay, good to see ya buddy
02:09:43:05	02:09:45:16	Brin [Levitas]	So it was 19 times 2. Is that what it was?
02:09:46:16	02:09:47:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the first attack.
02:09:48:28	02:09:53:06	Brin [Levitas]	I might just start talking about British science characters a little bit refined, don’t you think?
02:09:53:13	02:09:55:20	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:09:53:23	02:09:55:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:09:53:23	02:09:54:29	Dave [GM]	okay do you want to do
02:09:55:04	02:09:56:19	Brin [Levitas]	I mean, I don’t know!
02:09:59:06	02:09:59:24	Brin [Levitas]	Absolutely.
02:09:59:19	02:10:10:03	Steve [Lashara]	He could be pretty hurt is what the DM is trying to say. I mean you don’nt have to, I mean
02:10:03:08	02:10:06:29	Brin [Levitas]	And I think we should probably take him down.
02:10:10:01	02:10:10:19	Dave [GM]	you know
02:10:10:03	02:10:17:02	Steve [Lashara]	you could maybe sit down and talk and see what it is that motivates him yeah
02:10:10:29	02:10:12:02	Brin [Levitas]	Just for fun.
02:10:15:05	02:10:16:06	Brin [Levitas]	He’s misunderstood.
02:10:18:11	02:10:27:17	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, so this one. Oh, they miss us.
02:10:27:17	02:10:35:28	Brin [Levitas]	but i get two right did i
02:10:30:12	02:10:32:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Plus you drink something that way.
02:10:33:26	02:10:35:02	Steve [Lashara]	oh yeah, that’s true
02:10:34:10	02:10:36:03	Dave [GM]	your blessed ice too
02:10:35:28	02:10:40:13	Brin [Levitas]	do this one oh oh add this can i blow on this
02:10:41:16	02:10:47:15	Dave [GM]	yeah four okay so what was the first one okay so 12 plus 4 16
02:10:44:14	02:10:45:17	Steve [Lashara]	they were the same
02:10:46:19	02:10:52:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Just go for a second to the last one.
02:10:50:27	02:10:57:19	Brin [Levitas]	we will oh right right but four is the highest right i got four again
02:10:54:22	02:10:56:26	Steve [Lashara]	right but she could get as a 4
02:10:57:02	02:11:08:22	Dave [GM]	yep okay all right so you came in and tried to swing your fists at him he has a little bit of an armor on it so you just kind of knock him and it didn’t really do anything
02:10:57:26	02:10:58:11	Steve [Lashara]	wow
02:11:09:12	02:11:19:12	Brin [Levitas]	okay okay okay am i can i still do that i’m not like out of
02:11:09:19	02:11:12:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	were you, I’d probably spend a key point to backup
02:11:16:06	02:11:17:03	Dave [GM]	go ahead
02:11:20:21	02:11:22:21	Dave [GM]	no, you can do step of the wind
02:11:21:14	02:11:27:23	Brin [Levitas]	no and i used i used one of these right
02:11:21:26	02:11:28:09	Steve [Lashara]	and you could just flutter into the air
02:11:23:05	02:11:28:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah. So spending a key point, you could decide to disengage.
02:11:28:23	02:11:32:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	None of these would be considered humanoids, because they’re already dead.
02:11:29:19	02:11:30:24	Steve [Lashara]	fly straight up
02:11:33:16	02:11:44:22	Dave [GM]	they’re they’re humanoid they look human ish yeah they’re humanoid i’m starting to like get really
02:11:35:26	02:11:40:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	But like are the humanoid? Because I have a spell that i want to use.
02:11:38:26	02:11:39:12	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
02:11:41:08	02:11:43:08	Steve [Lashara]	don’t be shy, just do it
02:11:46:08	02:11:48:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Old Van Jenkins is crazy!
02:11:49:20	02:11:54:05	Steve [Lashara]	I may have shot myself in the foot, literally but we have old man Jenkins on our team
02:11:52:03	02:11:58:10	Brin [Levitas]	No, oh well
02:11:52:23	02:12:01:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So Brent, you’re just going to want to decide where you want to run off to, basically. Unless you have something else you want.
02:11:55:09	02:11:57:05	Steve [Lashara]	Sorry Bryn were you going to say something else?
02:12:01:07	02:12:05:17	Brin [Levitas]	so my fury of blows was basically an epic failure
02:12:06:28	02:12:10:24	Brin [Levitas]	yeah so I’m going to use step of the wind and I’m gonna
02:12:12:24	02:12:13:10	Brin [Levitas]	disengage
02:12:15:08	02:12:22:04	Dave [GM]	and so you have 50 feet of movement so you can move anywhere on you can go straight up 50 feet you can
02:12:16:18	02:12:18:12	Brin [Levitas]	I’m gunna back up okay
02:12:20:02	02:12:28:17	Brin [Levitas]	can i do half and half go back end up okay
02:12:28:28	02:12:30:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So after the
02:12:29:09	02:12:33:11	Dave [GM]	so back 30 feet up 20 okay cool
02:12:30:16	02:12:39:09	Brin [Levitas]	yes so six and six thank you
02:12:35:04	02:12:46:11	Dave [GM]	all right so yurlin actually is pretty angry about this whole situation um he takes his arm
02:12:36:04	02:12:38:10	Steve [Lashara]	Just remember that you’re 20 feet in the air
02:12:45:01	02:12:51:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	He takes an arm and fires off
02:12:46:11	02:12:55:13	Dave [GM]	and he actually points his gun straight at his arm and fires off six shots um and she is or he
02:12:49:03	02:12:56:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He fires off six shots, he points
02:12:52:26	02:13:03:14	Steve [Lashara]	Wait, is it his turn next Oh okay
02:12:53:05	02:12:59:14	Brin [Levitas]	oh no shot
02:12:55:13	02:13:07:08	Dave [GM]	is going to attack each one of you individually um each shot yep it is so um he has six shots
02:13:00:24	02:13:10:02	Brin [Levitas]	So, he had six shots in the gap done and we got five.
02:13:04:05	02:13:21:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So he has six shots and the gap is done with five percent of
02:13:07:08	02:13:13:11	Dave [GM]	in his gatling gun how many we got five of you so one of us gonna get two of them uh so we’re
02:13:10:24	02:13:23:12	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah that
02:13:14:00	02:13:19:04	Steve [Lashara]	I bet the man of faith could really… He’ll probably be fine. You should shoot him twice.
02:13:20:13	02:13:30:03	Dave [GM]	the first role to hit is 27 yeah so he’s gonna fire two at jenkins because
02:13:23:02	02:13:25:10	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, that was a time I’m pretty sure.
02:13:23:12	02:13:34:18	Brin [Levitas]	was good, yeah so I’m going to fire two with Jake because he knows he’s watching
02:13:23:26	02:13:30:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, so I’m going to fire two things if you notice.
02:13:30:03	02:13:40:18	Dave [GM]	he knows uh that yeah he was watching from inside the bubble so it is i’m gonna do
02:13:30:12	02:13:32:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:13:30:21	02:13:32:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:13:30:21	02:13:32:29	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:13:31:01	02:13:32:29	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:13:32:18	02:13:44:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	he was watching do you have any uh is this considered a missile
02:13:35:28	02:13:43:08	Brin [Levitas]	So it is, just consider
02:13:41:19	02:13:50:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m going to say really quick, no but
02:13:46:22	02:13:48:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	have any deflection from missiles
02:13:50:25	02:13:55:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	But I do have a Ring of Regeneration, so I regain 1v6 hit point every 10 minutes.
02:13:56:27	02:14:00:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	not even been close to 10 minutes every turn is 6 seconds
02:14:00:09	02:14:04:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I know but just let me know because I’m going to get hit really hard right here!
02:14:05:19	02:14:11:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	just let me know how many points do you regenerate oh ok
02:14:09:01	02:14:10:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Just one V6.
02:14:13:07	02:14:15:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Ahhhh! I’m gonna get it! Stop. Stop.
02:14:14:23	02:14:20:13	Brin [Levitas]	So can you use reactions whenever someone’s attacking me? Every time? Yeah.
02:14:19:29	02:14:28:29	Dave [GM]	Yeah, a reaction can happen whenever. So that is 24 points of damage on the first shot.
02:14:20:25	02:14:22:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Do I have anything?
02:14:21:16	02:14:22:13	Brin [Levitas]	Okay cool.
02:14:22:13	02:14:34:26	Brin [Levitas]	So that is the second
02:14:30:23	02:14:31:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	The first?!
02:14:33:19	02:14:37:10	Dave [GM]	The second attack roll is a 27 to hit?
02:14:34:26	02:14:35:13	Brin [Levitas]	stack roll.
02:14:36:27	02:14:41:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait wait wait wait. I gotta count the 24s first. Oh yeah, you hit me in my armor muscles.
02:14:40:21	02:14:42:09	Dave [GM]	Okay, I’m just going to roll damage again.
02:14:42:06	02:14:45:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Can someone remind me what that flame is on the front porch?
02:14:42:15	02:14:44:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	1-2-3-4-5-6
02:14:45:09	02:14:48:05	Dave [GM]	It’s burning the ramparts of the town.
02:14:47:22	02:14:53:02	Steve [Lashara]	yeah kava came out flaming came out of the closet just
02:14:51:28	02:14:56:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That hit me bad, you guys! Guys that hit me back! Someone heal me!
02:14:57:19	02:14:58:07	Steve [Lashara]	still fruit
02:15:00:27	02:15:03:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	What does he say again? Gotta get that flamer.
02:15:03:01	02:15:04:06	Dave [GM]	Got to get that one.
02:15:04:24	02:15:05:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The work of a flamer!
02:15:06:28	02:15:09:15	Dave [GM]	The second is 34 points of damage.
02:15:09:07	02:15:11:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, someone better heal me.
02:15:11:25	02:15:17:29	Steve [Lashara]	only if only the man of faith hadn’t sprinted in the opposite direction doing his incredible
02:15:13:29	02:15:14:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	1- 2- 3
02:15:17:19	02:15:24:26	Dave [GM]	So he was shooting at, next is shooting at Jacques Bjorn. That wasn’t that one.
02:15:17:24	02:15:18:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Where did you go?
02:15:19:20	02:15:19:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	in
02:15:20:02	02:15:21:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh, that’s you in the middle?
02:15:20:28	02:15:24:17	Brin [Levitas]	student is shooting at Dr. Burns on his phone now.
02:15:25:07	02:15:25:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Excellent!
02:15:25:08	02:15:35:19	Brin [Levitas]	So I will
02:15:25:23	02:15:27:12	Steve [Lashara]	he shoots his hand
02:15:26:06	02:15:35:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	We’ll heal
02:15:26:12	02:15:31:21	Dave [GM]	So he completely misses and he’s going to lose, you know?
02:15:31:08	02:15:32:00	Steve [Lashara]	It ricochets.
02:15:34:15	02:15:42:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Now I will trade that 4 points of damage for the miss to have enough wind impact flow flames off me if you want to do that.
02:15:42:18	02:15:44:13	Brin [Levitas]	Okay. Yeah.
02:15:42:19	02:15:45:02	Dave [GM]	Okay. Yeah, let’s do it.
02:15:44:23	02:15:48:26	Steve [Lashara]	The bullet goes by so fast the fire just comes with it.
02:15:46:17	02:15:53:15	Dave [GM]	Yeah, so it’s a very large bullet and it goes, it’s like Bullet Bill sized and so it goes right past your head
02:15:46:25	02:15:54:16	Brin [Levitas]	So, I’m
02:15:49:24	02:15:50:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	and it feels
02:15:53:14	02:15:59:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Excellent. I’m sitting there trying to pat myself out and all of a sudden this gust of wind just goes past and I’m like Ahoy!
02:16:00:00	02:16:01:08	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:16:00:10	02:16:00:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:16:00:15	02:16:03:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Does he have any disadvantage if I’m in the air?
02:16:00:19	02:16:01:05	Brin [Levitas]	God!
02:16:00:20	02:16:01:09	Steve [Lashara]	God!
02:16:08:09	02:16:09:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Someone better heal me!
02:16:11:20	02:16:12:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	To who?
02:16:11:26	02:16:12:16	Steve [Lashara]	Against who?
02:16:12:29	02:16:13:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m glad it wasn’t me.
02:16:14:02	02:16:14:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No!
02:16:15:07	02:16:26:22	Steve [Lashara]	Fortunately, this is not going to be enough to do something but um I am going to reduce the damage by 1d10 plus my dex because I have my
02:16:18:29	02:16:20:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It is an at 20.
02:16:26:22	02:16:33:08	Steve [Lashara]	gloves of missile snaring so i’m gonna try to catch the bullet it won’t work but i’m going to try it anyway
02:16:30:03	02:16:31:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Missile snaring!
02:16:33:29	02:16:34:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	try
02:16:43:23	02:16:50:25	Steve [Lashara]	uh so i only reduced it by nine damage that’s good yeah so
02:16:46:25	02:16:50:12	Dave [GM]	so uh that’s good with the 37 points of damage that you just took
02:16:50:25	02:16:58:14	Steve [Lashara]	only 26 oh i
02:16:54:01	02:16:55:29	Brin [Levitas]	Oh sorry.
02:16:54:21	02:17:02:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	oh you are gonna double it I thought that was the double
02:16:55:05	02:16:57:08	Dave [GM]	oh sorry 37 points of damage times 2
02:17:01:12	02:17:08:24	Steve [Lashara]	right minus you’ll just catch it all
02:17:02:27	02:17:03:12	Dave [GM]	74
02:17:05:04	02:17:06:00	Dave [GM]	when is that
02:17:07:20	02:17:08:19	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:17:08:09	02:17:11:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	this is a good idea right
02:17:08:24	02:17:17:29	Steve [Lashara]	right so um
02:17:17:29	02:17:21:14	Steve [Lashara]	sorry how much 74 you said
02:17:21:06	02:17:30:29	Dave [GM]	74 minus 9 so 65 or 66 no 65 64 I don’t know
02:17:28:11	02:17:33:16	Brin [Levitas]	I’ll take off the one hand.
02:17:30:20	02:17:36:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	when does gray get it did gray get a turn last time do gray get to go
02:17:31:15	02:17:34:03	Steve [Lashara]	I don’t know. I’ll take off a lot of damage, how’s that?
02:17:34:00	02:17:34:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, what is this?
02:17:36:24	02:17:39:29	Dave [GM]	he’s gonna jump in you guys didn’t give him an opportunity to do anything
02:17:40:11	02:17:44:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m going to go after you’re not sure of the negative time.
02:17:40:20	02:17:47:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	good job
02:17:43:13	02:17:52:29	Dave [GM]	Levitas last round and she freaking killed pimp uh okay next shot is at idios and that
02:17:43:13	02:17:50:09	Steve [Lashara]	And then we entered phase two.
02:17:47:10	02:17:49:06	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, next shot!
02:17:47:26	02:17:49:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, next shot.
02:17:51:00	02:17:58:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh it matches in 18 what happens yeah
02:17:51:29	02:17:52:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Teamwork.
02:17:52:17	02:18:02:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Victor to the roll So you were the roller.
02:17:59:14	02:18:17:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Can we
02:18:05:19	02:18:06:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Them’s the rules.
02:18:07:01	02:18:10:12	Steve [Lashara]	Look at that cleric over there trying to lie.
02:18:11:14	02:18:12:28	Steve [Lashara]	Trying to lie…
02:18:15:04	02:18:17:12	Steve [Lashara]	Do you have gloves that you can try to catch a bullet with?
02:18:16:19	02:18:17:18	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:18:17:02	02:18:18:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Did you do another Nat 20?
02:18:17:20	02:18:30:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	some distance
02:18:19:29	02:18:22:28	Dave [GM]	damage no i rolled three sixes on my second
02:18:22:12	02:18:23:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh, wow!
02:18:25:22	02:18:28:16	Steve [Lashara]	Did you sprint into the city? Are you all the way over there?
02:18:30:04	02:18:38:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	away from this yeah i’ve gone into the city to locate some objects potentially so all
02:18:33:09	02:18:35:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He would have had to shoot through the door.
02:18:37:11	02:18:37:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Alright.
02:18:38:25	02:18:43:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	right all right that’s fine
02:18:40:04	02:18:45:02	Dave [GM]	Okay, that is it? And then… Alright, so
02:18:47:06	02:18:49:25	Dave [GM]	13 points of damage to hit Jenkins.
02:18:51:02	02:18:52:24	Dave [GM]	Oh, did Jenkins already got hit?
02:18:51:14	02:18:54:22	Steve [Lashara]	Wait, Jenkins already… No, it’s Levitas that needs to be hit.
02:18:52:29	02:18:54:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	You already hit me twice!
02:18:54:06	02:18:55:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You already tried to hit me.
02:18:55:12	02:19:05:07	Dave [GM]	Levitas, okay. Yeah, 13 to hit. So with this, you look at your AC, your armor class, and if it’s below that, the attack misses.
02:19:04:16	02:19:14:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait, what did you originally roll for my armor class? It was…
02:19:04:19	02:19:13:22	Brin [Levitas]	right okay and you said it was 13 okay yeah I missed or should I say okay
02:19:09:17	02:19:10:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah!
02:19:10:08	02:19:10:20	Steve [Lashara]	Nice.
02:19:12:16	02:19:14:11	Dave [GM]	Huh? It’s 27.
02:19:14:05	02:19:15:04	Steve [Lashara]	27, yeah.
02:19:16:11	02:19:26:13	Dave [GM]	uh okay yeah so that is your lens attack he’s also going to move and kind of sprint
02:19:18:18	02:19:22:29	Brin [Levitas]	yeah he’s also going to
02:19:25:09	02:19:26:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	kind of sprint
02:19:25:28	02:19:31:01	Brin [Levitas]	jump back and
02:19:26:13	02:19:35:04	Dave [GM]	into this um barrel roll and jump back into cover over here yep
02:19:32:23	02:19:34:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Gosh, he’s so nimble.
02:19:34:26	02:19:35:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Scaredy cat.
02:19:36:19	02:19:38:21	Steve [Lashara]	Wise. He’s wise, okay?
02:19:41:27	02:19:42:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay.
02:19:41:29	02:19:42:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay.
02:19:42:06	02:19:42:13	Brin [Levitas]	okay
02:19:44:01	02:19:47:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So is he considered covered?
02:19:47:08	02:19:48:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Old man Jenkins!
02:19:48:11	02:19:51:13	Dave [GM]	cover so it’s disadvantage on
02:19:48:22	02:19:49:20	Steve [Lashara]	Your turn!
02:19:53:14	02:19:56:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I am going to because I have nothing to him myself.
02:19:57:23	02:20:01:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So, I’m first going to cast a 6-level Disintegrate.
02:20:02:10	02:20:02:18	Dave [GM]	who?
02:20:02:22	02:20:06:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, I am debating because my next spell will determine if this works.
02:20:04:17	02:20:09:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	A dragon.
02:20:06:28	02:20:07:13	Dave [GM]	Okay.
02:20:10:00	02:20:14:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, who out of these do you think can cause the most damage If I took control?
02:20:13:03	02:20:14:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The drag
02:20:13:23	02:20:18:05	Steve [Lashara]	I think they all can. I think the bigger question is who has the most HP
02:20:18:05	02:20:24:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That’s what I’m trying to figure out. I need someone with a little bit lower… Well, don’t want to kill them yet! Don’t want TO KILL THEM YET!
02:20:21:06	02:20:27:11	Steve [Lashara]	would be Why are they also So misunderstood?
02:20:23:03	02:20:29:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the dragon is also the most out of range for some
02:20:25:27	02:20:27:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	This is hard.
02:20:28:25	02:20:35:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	This is gonna be the hard thing But I’m gonna try it Okay, I’m going to cast Disintegrate on…
02:20:38:11	02:20:39:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’ll do it on Kava.
02:20:40:14	02:20:43:00	Dave [GM]	Go for it.
02:20:42:26	02:20:51:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, so I’m doing it as a 6 level So it’s 10d6 damage But I still first rolled this Plus this
02:20:54:27	02:21:04:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	13 plus 4 Okay, but I’m re-rolling Because I can re-roll Yeah
02:20:55:11	02:20:56:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:20:56:03	02:20:58:02	Brin [Levitas]	13 plus 4.
02:20:56:16	02:20:58:05	Dave [GM]	13 plus 4
02:20:58:23	02:21:10:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	been a total of 30 seconds. Are
02:21:01:14	02:21:05:14	Dave [GM]	Do you want to use your luck die? Okay, use your look die.
02:21:05:23	02:21:07:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	What’s her freaking hour boss?
02:21:09:14	02:21:10:01	Dave [GM]	Dragon!
02:21:12:08	02:21:16:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	14 plus 1 This sucks What do I do now?
02:21:16:17	02:21:17:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Six seconds per turn
02:21:17:06	02:21:26:18	Dave [GM]	uh okay so you cast disintegrate it goes wide um and then uh where are you at jenkins
02:21:17:14	02:21:23:17	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, pass this right? It goes wide. And then close…
02:21:18:12	02:21:29:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Dude, she can’t do anything to me.
02:21:22:19	02:21:23:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Got it
02:21:29:15	02:21:29:28	Brin [Levitas]	Right.
02:21:30:11	02:21:31:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Did you miss
02:21:32:08	02:21:38:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	She has a… I rolled a freaking armor class of like 18 and she still was in this. Yeah!
02:21:32:18	02:21:33:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Crap
02:21:37:05	02:21:41:16	Steve [Lashara]	plus four or um did you don’t Don’t you have a luck point? Did you want to try it?
02:21:41:03	02:21:41:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	An inspiration
02:21:41:13	02:21:43:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, I used it and I got lower.
02:21:44:01	02:21:45:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh does your bless count
02:21:44:10	02:21:45:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh, you did use it
02:21:45:25	02:21:47:14	Steve [Lashara]	Wow. Can you tell we weren’t paying attention?
02:21:49:26	02:21:53:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay well I still can pass the second I can still cast the second spell.
02:21:54:09	02:21:54:23	Brin [Levitas]	Yes
02:21:57:02	02:21:57:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay well I’m gonna
02:21:59:03	02:22:03:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	This would have been so cool if it worked Can I? Did you see what I was going to do?
02:22:06:05	02:22:10:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well no because I had to do it kind of consecutively for it to actually be good.
02:22:11:27	02:22:15:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Can I assist in any way I don’t think I can
02:22:12:00	02:22:19:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	don’t you have another spell you can get that’s decent
02:22:18:13	02:22:29:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, I do. Yeah. Okay. Well, I’ll spend a sorcery point to unlock a level because
02:22:19:11	02:22:26:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it or at least you know now she’s gonna probably target you as well so
02:22:29:20	02:22:41:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m unspending my level eight spell and I will do… I guess for now, I’ll do dominate monster on someone let’s try copy.
02:22:43:08	02:22:47:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Wait. You still get to control the little golem right there, right? Okay.
02:22:47:01	02:22:51:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it’s a wisdom saving throw and she was so
02:22:50:05	02:22:56:15	Steve [Lashara]	She did roll three ones in a row one time.
02:22:54:02	02:22:54:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:22:54:02	02:22:55:11	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:22:56:03	02:23:00:22	Dave [GM]	that’s right uh yeah you can do both
02:22:56:18	02:23:03:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	so do i do this guy again 19 plus
02:23:03:20	02:23:11:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	one on that oh darn
02:23:05:07	02:23:13:26	Steve [Lashara]	Wait, no, if she’s doing a saving throw then Dave is supposed to roll because we want her to roll low like a 3.
02:23:09:26	02:23:10:07	Brin [Levitas]	I will.
02:23:15:09	02:23:16:12	Dave [GM]	Yeah, she definitely failed.
02:23:16:14	02:23:16:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Ooh!
02:23:18:01	02:23:28:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	so i’m gonna take control of her i’m going to take control love her oh she’s gonna kill your friends
02:23:19:05	02:23:20:23	Steve [Lashara]	Dave sounded so disappointed.
02:23:22:10	02:23:24:06	Steve [Lashara]	You’re taking my dragon!
02:23:25:18	02:23:27:00	Dave [GM]	Please don’t kill my dragon.
02:23:26:25	02:23:34:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Wait. Hold on, hold on, let’s just be clear on something. She can’t control two monsters, can she?
02:23:33:26	02:23:36:12	Dave [GM]	Yeah, so she’ll drop the control on
02:23:36:25	02:23:38:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I mean it’s a good trade but…
02:23:38:27	02:23:46:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	oh i do i don’t get both of them okay well i’ll take coffee okay can she hit someone
02:23:43:17	02:23:44:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that’s a good idea
02:23:44:02	02:23:44:22	Dave [GM]	Okay.
02:23:46:14	02:23:47:17	Steve [Lashara]	burn them all
02:23:48:05	02:23:48:25	Dave [GM]	Yeah.
02:23:52:18	02:23:59:08	Steve [Lashara]	have her move over so that she’s got a nice range of like just right over the tree and then a cone of destruction
02:23:58:04	02:24:05:09	Brin [Levitas]	I’m going to do it now,
02:24:04:07	02:24:07:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You get to do it now, too. Because technically It’s the monstam’s turn
02:24:09:14	02:24:10:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m assuming
02:24:12:18	02:24:14:11	Steve [Lashara]	i don’t know what the initiative order is
02:24:16:04	02:24:25:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	just spend that sorcery point though really quick I’m running low on sorcery points, but I can spend spell slots for more sorcery
02:24:25:11	02:24:44:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	points. That’s
02:24:27:07	02:24:37:17	Steve [Lashara]	true uh i guess it’s a good thing you don’t have wild magic which is a sorcerer class because you’re the dragon draconic ancestry instead
02:24:37:17	02:24:43:15	Steve [Lashara]	every time you use a spell that’s first level or higher you have a 1 in 20 chance of going insane
02:24:44:16	02:24:49:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	a good idea in Hannah. Technically my draconic ancestry is the
02:24:44:22	02:24:46:12	Steve [Lashara]	and it can be really funny
02:24:49:04	02:25:07:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	silver dragon which isn’t fun for that. Sure
02:24:52:16	02:24:54:23	Steve [Lashara]	that will fit in quite well later
02:24:55:13	02:25:06:24	Steve [Lashara]	do it
02:24:56:08	02:25:04:21	Brin [Levitas]	Uh…okay so Fireball 6 is probably
02:24:56:19	02:25:06:19	Dave [GM]	okay so you can cast fireball at level six um if you’d like that’s probably your strongest attack
02:25:01:18	02:25:03:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:25:01:18	02:25:03:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:25:01:28	02:25:03:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:25:02:07	02:25:02:26	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:25:02:07	02:25:02:26	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:25:06:24	02:25:10:03	Steve [Lashara]	I’ve always wanted to see somebody cast fireball
02:25:07:04	02:25:11:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	let’s do it! Fireball fireball what
02:25:11:11	02:25:19:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	do i roll? Is it on multiple people or just one? Look
02:25:14:08	02:25:16:03	Brin [Levitas]	It’s still Fireball 3
02:25:14:14	02:25:19:16	Dave [GM]	it so a fire ball is it’s a 30 foot radius so you put it in the center of something
02:25:19:12	02:25:39:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	at this
02:25:20:05	02:25:27:25	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:25:20:05	02:25:27:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:25:20:14	02:25:27:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:25:20:24	02:25:21:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:25:20:24	02:25:28:05	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:25:22:02	02:25:27:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:25:27:26	02:25:31:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Now, let’s remember that Lawrence always had resistance to fire.
02:25:36:16	02:25:37:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Lawrence?
02:25:39:19	02:25:40:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	man up here
02:25:40:20	02:25:42:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, he was Tieflinger.
02:25:42:04	02:25:48:16	Steve [Lashara]	because he’s a thief like he has that well or was it the god you worshipped
02:25:43:20	02:25:45:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well, he was…
02:25:48:20	02:25:56:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You know, I don’t know. I know he as a character had that but I can’t remember. It wasn’t the god it was because of his Tieflyer.
02:25:56:07	02:26:14:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yep. Yes.
02:25:57:22	02:26:05:21	Dave [GM]	bright streak flashes from your pointing finger to point you to appoint you choose within range and then blossoms in the low roar into explosion of flame
02:26:05:21	02:26:10:29	Dave [GM]	each creature in a 20 foot radius centered on the point must make a dexterity saving throw
02:26:10:29	02:26:22:16	Dave [GM]	a target takes 6d6 fire damage on a failed save or half as much damage on an successful one The fire spreads around the corners. It ignites flammable objects in
02:26:22:16	02:26:30:20	Dave [GM]	the area and aren’t being worn or carried at higher levels when you cast a spell using a spell slot of 4th level or higher the damage increases by 1d6
02:26:25:23	02:26:32:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, six.
02:26:32:17	02:26:34:26	Dave [GM]	you can do 10d6 damage
02:26:33:28	02:26:35:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Dear goodness.
02:26:35:26	02:26:38:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay yeah so I’m gonna go right here and that’s…
02:26:39:19	02:26:41:21	Dave [GM]	Yeah, you’re gonna hit everyone
02:26:39:21	02:26:45:22	Brin [Levitas]	And these guys are all in the air, too.
02:26:42:24	02:26:43:23	Dave [GM]	yeah, you’ll miss
02:26:43:27	02:26:54:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And these guys are all in the air because they’re okay. All my friends are in the Air. He’s far enough Away? Are they Far enough away? Yeah! Okay, guys.
02:26:45:14	02:26:50:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Am I far enough away? Lashara, are you okay? Yeah. We’re 30 feet away, right?
02:26:50:20	02:26:54:01	Steve [Lashara]	I can’t move, even if i’m not
02:26:53:17	02:26:55:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You got an arrow in your foot.
02:26:54:19	02:26:56:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Everyone will be good except for the monsters.
02:26:58:08	02:27:00:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, here I go. 10 D6.
02:27:01:25	02:27:10:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. It is a… 28.
02:27:04:29	02:27:07:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Dave sounds stoked about this
02:27:09:26	02:27:10:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Dang it!
02:27:12:08	02:27:14:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Not that great but it’s better than nothing.
02:27:14:27	02:27:15:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	It’s pretty good
02:27:17:00	02:27:19:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	But it’s 20 to every one with a…
02:27:17:11	02:27:21:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	And then 28 to every single one and then most of them are basically on me.
02:27:24:10	02:27:27:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’ll come get you here in a minute. I’ve got to do something real quick.
02:27:25:04	02:27:29:05	Steve [Lashara]	dude saying run away and try to spread his
02:27:28:07	02:27:31:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I like legitimately cannot heal myself. I have no healing spells.
02:27:30:11	02:27:31:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You can still move.
02:27:32:20	02:27:41:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I mean, 28 for each of them.
02:27:35:01	02:27:42:14	Dave [GM]	okay let’s see so sorry what was the total damage 28 okay
02:27:46:26	02:27:48:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Can I say what I was going to do?
02:27:48:24	02:27:49:29	Steve [Lashara]	I’m curious
02:27:50:14	02:28:01:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So I was going to cast… Well, I’m going to be in bed by then. I have a date tomorrow night and I have
02:27:54:07	02:27:56:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no, you have to stay because you’ve been doing so well
02:27:56:10	02:28:01:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Hey, wait. You can handle an hour less of sleep.
02:27:57:00	02:27:58:16	Steve [Lashara]	if you’re
02:28:01:29	02:28:02:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	to be ready full.
02:28:02:18	02:28:04:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Did you ever talk to Pepper before?
02:28:04:04	02:28:15:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, I was going to but do it later because it’s so great so I was gonna cast Disintegrate and lower someone super low and then cast
02:28:16:20	02:28:27:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	so basically I still did the same thing but this way would be cooler And then cast Finger of Death and what Finger of death does is basically as a necromancer brings something. It’s literally a necromancer spell
02:28:27:16	02:28:33:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	and I would use it against Zen The ultimate Necromancy and bring him back to life under my control
02:28:33:25	02:28:34:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Zen?
02:28:35:03	02:28:36:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, uh, I mean
02:28:36:14	02:28:37:22	Dave [GM]	zen’s not here yet
02:28:37:18	02:28:42:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I mean whoever the evil person is I just wanted him to suck it
02:28:40:26	02:28:41:17	Dave [GM]	Yeah. Okay.
02:28:44:28	02:28:47:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	It would have been a lot cooler but I just did Dominate Monsters.
02:28:46:29	02:28:49:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	you did more.
02:28:50:29	02:29:00:01	Steve [Lashara]	good i’ve always wanted to have fireballs it’s a legendary mythic spell I mean not like
02:28:56:03	02:28:57:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I actually have…
02:28:59:18	02:29:00:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Don’t have Fireball.
02:29:01:03	02:29:05:03	Steve [Lashara]	people don’t get high enough to actually use a
02:29:02:03	02:29:05:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You never see it because you don’t get high enough level right.
02:29:03:14	02:29:10:02	Brin [Levitas]	okay so um
02:29:06:03	02:29:06:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Fireball!
02:29:06:13	02:29:10:10	Dave [GM]	Okay, so Gray is up.
02:29:09:19	02:29:10:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Lightning bolt.
02:29:10:22	02:29:11:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Go Gray!
02:29:11:28	02:29:25:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Don’t say
02:29:15:29	02:29:20:01	Dave [GM]	and he’s going to pass that but he is going to cast it on…
02:29:20:13	02:29:21:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	what we get stabbed in the back?
02:29:22:23	02:29:23:08	Steve [Lashara]	dun
02:29:24:02	02:29:26:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	All right. Gray’s on our side now.
02:29:25:29	02:29:27:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	that, don’t give him the idea.
02:29:26:04	02:29:32:02	Dave [GM]	So he’s gonna cast it on Krengrim, and Krengram is going to make a save.
02:29:36:08	02:29:40:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Is anyone- Are we allowed to ask this? Is anyone kind of lower
02:29:41:05	02:29:45:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	of the like lower monsters like the flesh column and stuff or are they still pretty mid?
02:29:49:01	02:29:52:03	Dave [GM]	They are… The flesh golems are like mid. These are higher level.
02:29:49:20	02:29:50:03	Brin [Levitas]	are
02:29:53:04	02:29:56:24	Dave [GM]	This guy, I mean Euron’s the only one that’s looking really black.
02:29:58:00	02:30:02:11	Dave [GM]	So Gray did that. He actually missed, but then he’s gonna also cast
02:29:58:26	02:30:07:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that actually has been conquered.
02:30:06:01	02:30:07:22	Dave [GM]	Conjure Elemental.
02:30:09:13	02:30:12:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Put some flames in it
02:30:11:24	02:30:18:29	Dave [GM]	With Conjurer Elemental, he’s going to call for an elemental servant and it’s going
02:30:12:06	02:30:16:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Conqueror is called Turbent.
02:30:18:29	02:30:27:21	Dave [GM]	to be a fire servant so we’ll just put that out there um and it lands just right there
02:30:23:28	02:30:26:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Um, and…
02:30:27:12	02:30:28:24	Brin [Levitas]	okay
02:30:27:21	02:30:34:15	Dave [GM]	and just radiates flame for right now right where the firewall landed okay next up is
02:30:29:18	02:30:31:21	Steve [Lashara]	Right where the fireball ended.
02:30:38:12	02:30:43:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	amazing um so i’ve made my way into the city a little bit
02:30:45:04	02:30:47:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and I’m going to try to
02:30:49:09	02:30:54:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	locate some objects that might help us destroy this magical object, whatever this thing is
02:30:56:03	02:30:59:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	but I’m also going to recruit the town whoever’s near me
02:31:01:03	02:31:03:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	to see if I can recruit their help so I’m gonna cast
02:31:08:09	02:31:08:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Thamatergy
02:31:09:08	02:31:11:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Thermaturge-thermaturge!
02:31:10:03	02:31:10:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah
02:31:10:22	02:31:14:02	Brin [Levitas]	So that’s a great way to open the door, the window.
02:31:12:02	02:31:14:05	Dave [GM]	We’re gonna open everyone’s doors, everyone’s windows.
02:31:14:18	02:31:25:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	my voice is like five times as loud as it normally is so yeah no okay so anybody around me uh they their
02:31:15:17	02:31:16:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	boomin
02:31:18:29	02:31:20:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Get him away from that thing, get him away!
02:31:25:12	02:31:32:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	doors and windows are open and everything and i’m going to give a very charismatic speech to recruit everybody um and
02:31:29:08	02:31:30:02	Steve [Lashara]	I’m going to lose
02:31:31:27	02:31:32:07	Dave [GM]	Okay.
02:31:32:24	02:31:41:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i’m gonna say um something like um a day may come when the world of men fails
02:31:40:29	02:31:45:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:31:41:01	02:31:45:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	and we break all
02:31:42:07	02:31:45:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:31:43:15	02:31:44:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:31:43:15	02:31:45:03	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:31:44:11	02:31:53:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	when we break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day this day we fight and then i’m going to tell them
02:31:46:21	02:31:47:20	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:31:53:14	02:32:02:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i need to find if there is anything in the city magical items that can help us destroy
02:32:03:09	02:32:09:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this bag of holding specifically I want to see if there’s another bag of
02:32:09:11	02:32:17:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	holding within the city that we could use against it um so i’m gonna send everybody out to try and
02:32:17:07	02:32:25:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	find these objects and i’m going to cast detect object as well to see if i can find another bag
02:32:23:14	02:32:31:03	Brin [Levitas]	So first off, I want you to
02:32:25:12	02:32:43:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	of oh yeah 14 plus
02:32:25:22	02:32:30:29	Dave [GM]	Okay so first off I want you to make a performance check for your speech
02:32:32:02	02:32:39:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Remember you have bless figured out
02:32:33:29	02:32:45:15	Steve [Lashara]	and dave now has to come up with a bunch of magical items that they find in the town he’s got figured out on the fly so roll as slowly as possible plus your performance
02:32:43:08	02:32:49:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	one plus oh yeah performance is pretty good hold on
02:32:48:02	02:32:52:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	He’s very charismatic.
02:32:49:16	02:32:59:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this is who i am right here uh performance uh oh can i do persuasion
02:33:00:18	02:33:06:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	performance is plus four but okay so plus nine
02:33:01:16	02:33:04:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	you’re not talking directly into your mic
02:33:04:11	02:33:15:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	pretty good
02:33:05:15	02:33:13:24	Dave [GM]	yeah because that’s probably what it should have been anyways uh okay so total 22
02:33:05:23	02:33:07:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:33:06:02	02:33:07:11	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:33:06:25	02:33:09:13	Brin [Levitas]	Is that problem?
02:33:11:28	02:33:16:08	Brin [Levitas]	OK so total 20 years .
02:33:13:10	02:33:20:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Pretty good persuading!
02:33:14:08	02:33:14:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	22
02:33:16:08	02:33:20:23	Dave [GM]	okay yeah you’ve persuaded everyone and everyone in the town has been converted
02:33:20:26	02:33:33:03	Steve [Lashara]	dang it they’ve been taken in by a charlatan no
02:33:23:20	02:33:24:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:33:26:23	02:33:37:11	Brin [Levitas]	Uh, yeah, just within the mall. They like all doors open up. Yeah, there’s too much to try.
02:33:27:29	02:33:31:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait, can this person go too? Because I don’t want them to get saved.
02:33:32:26	02:33:42:02	Dave [GM]	just within the walls they like all the doors open but yeah there’s too much destruction going on out here um okay so yes there’s actually in
02:33:33:03	02:33:33:16	Steve [Lashara]	that person
02:33:38:11	02:33:42:03	Brin [Levitas]	Um, okay. So yes, there is actually…
02:33:42:02	02:33:49:20	Dave [GM]	the enclave in the back um there are a couple of things there is a there’s a staff of the magi
02:33:42:11	02:33:51:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I don’t
02:33:44:28	02:33:49:20	Brin [Levitas]	There is a staff from that guy.
02:33:50:29	02:33:52:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Didn’t someone say they needed that?
02:33:53:29	02:33:57:00	Steve [Lashara]	we needed a hither thither stick
02:33:54:25	02:34:05:08	Dave [GM]	hither thither stick um you very easily find like three bags like people are coming out of the woodwork and basically throwing them into the streets for you
02:33:57:04	02:34:02:10	Brin [Levitas]	Um, do you know very few people over here?
02:34:06:14	02:34:07:03	Dave [GM]	um
02:34:09:10	02:34:12:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	go back from what’s you okay
02:34:13:03	02:34:23:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	We’re gonna win this war and then let’s just continue our campaign. Like we’re actually going to stop the end of the world because we’re doing so good!
02:34:22:26	02:34:33:03	Steve [Lashara]	time paradox he said there were three things and we’re on the second
02:34:23:29	02:34:25:27	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:34:24:09	02:34:24:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:34:25:22	02:34:26:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	maybe
02:34:26:07	02:34:27:15	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:34:26:26	02:34:28:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:34:27:01	02:34:29:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	don’t speak too soon okay
02:34:27:03	02:34:29:01	Brin [Levitas]	Don’t speak too soon, okay?
02:34:32:06	02:34:33:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Are we on thing two?
02:34:34:08	02:34:36:16	Dave [GM]	on thing two there’s one more
02:34:36:13	02:34:39:04	Steve [Lashara]	zen has yet to appear
02:34:39:10	02:34:43:07	Dave [GM]	uh he hasn’t uh you know what i will i’ll give you a hither thither stuff
02:34:40:27	02:34:48:22	Brin [Levitas]	You know what I will do with
02:34:45:22	02:34:52:20	Steve [Lashara]	infinite loop we didn’t solve the problem so much as just kind of put it on pause for
02:34:50:13	02:34:51:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	delayed
02:34:52:01	02:34:55:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, can’t you create a portal just to like nowhere?
02:34:52:06	02:34:53:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	just delayed it
02:34:57:18	02:35:04:00	Dave [GM]	this is that so what you do is you cast one portal and then you cast the second portal and you will go from one portal to the other
02:34:58:21	02:35:07:10	Brin [Levitas]	You have one portal, and then you pass the second portal. And so you’re in on the range of 30 feet.
02:34:59:00	02:35:00:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	don’t you remember the movie
02:35:04:11	02:35:06:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	but remember the range is only
02:35:07:19	02:35:10:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So can’t we push that magic… It’s moving forward.
02:35:09:25	02:35:16:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the size of it is like 10 feet we can’t do that original portal trip
02:35:11:28	02:35:12:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh.
02:35:17:03	02:35:20:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	But we can move around real quick.
02:35:18:12	02:35:19:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the loop
02:35:19:28	02:35:21:20	Steve [Lashara]	just put it in the ocean
02:35:21:13	02:35:22:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:35:21:20	02:35:33:19	Dave [GM]	it out okay so you have a hither thither staff of the magi and three bags of holding um that have been thrown out uh with your with your conversion of almost the entire town
02:35:22:02	02:35:33:18	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, so you have a hitter through step back with a matchup and three backs up that It’s your conversion of almost the entire time
02:35:22:16	02:35:24:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	We can move around real quickly.
02:35:31:25	02:35:40:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	dope sweet and are they’re
02:35:33:18	02:35:39:13	Brin [Levitas]	to the end is there because the end isn’t quite possible
02:35:34:20	02:35:36:07	Steve [Lashara]	why do they follow lies
02:35:35:11	02:35:39:18	Dave [GM]	to to the end is near because the end is quite possibly
02:35:40:19	02:35:41:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Possibly.
02:35:40:21	02:35:45:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	following now they’re like i have like kind of a small army with me here is that what’s happening
02:35:43:26	02:35:53:00	Brin [Levitas]	I’m scared to have an entire pathway of people that will probably die, but let
02:35:45:16	02:35:48:29	Dave [GM]	an entire enclave of people that would probably die after
02:35:48:01	02:35:52:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	them to fight.
02:35:50:06	02:35:55:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Just don’t let him get sucked into that black hole. Just don’t. Don’t.
02:35:52:08	02:35:55:27	Steve [Lashara]	let it happen so that you know the falseness of faith.
02:35:55:29	02:35:56:29	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:35:56:13	02:35:57:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh, wow!
02:35:58:03	02:35:58:27	Dave [GM]	us march forward
02:36:00:08	02:36:04:08	Steve [Lashara]	They are the children’s crusade that we’ve always wanted.
02:36:01:15	02:36:03:08	Brin [Levitas]	Children’s Crusade.
02:36:02:07	02:36:03:06	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:36:02:20	02:36:03:08	Dave [GM]	Crusade!
02:36:03:25	02:36:05:23	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:36:03:25	02:36:05:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:36:03:25	02:36:07:01	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:36:04:05	02:36:05:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:36:05:27	02:36:06:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	forgot about
02:36:07:01	02:36:08:01	Steve [Lashara]	You’re right?
02:36:07:11	02:36:07:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:36:08:18	02:36:13:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	every religion has a little bit of a dark history Okay, so…
02:36:11:05	02:36:13:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	okay so um
02:36:11:25	02:36:12:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:36:12:06	02:36:13:01	Dave [GM]	Okay, so
02:36:15:14	02:36:20:29	Dave [GM]	Lawrence, who was very much not affected by the fireball kind of spurts
02:36:16:12	02:36:22:23	Brin [Levitas]	first uh fire
02:36:22:00	02:36:29:19	Dave [GM]	fire into the air and he is going to dash He is going to
02:36:22:04	02:36:43:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	you’re ready jacques
02:36:22:23	02:36:36:10	Brin [Levitas]	and he’s going
02:36:30:14	02:36:40:14	Dave [GM]	right here towards jock bjorn uh he is going to do multiple attacks um so the first one
02:36:36:10	02:36:41:05	Brin [Levitas]	to use
02:36:40:14	02:36:50:16	Dave [GM]	is he’s gonna use hurl front flame on you um like literally hurl flame like
02:36:44:26	02:36:46:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	As in throw up?
02:36:46:01	02:36:50:12	Brin [Levitas]	like rope
02:36:50:16	02:36:58:29	Dave [GM]	like throw up flames all over you yak flames uh that would be a 17 to hit
02:36:52:24	02:36:53:13	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:36:53:03	02:36:54:20	Steve [Lashara]	Yak flames.
02:36:58:07	02:36:59:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	miss
02:37:01:23	02:37:07:07	Dave [GM]	Then he’s going to swing around with his tail attack. Are you kidding me?
02:37:02:16	02:37:04:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Tell me about it.
02:37:08:11	02:37:13:06	Steve [Lashara]	The vomit was actually a cheese whiz on fire.
02:37:11:17	02:37:12:29	Brin [Levitas]	so
02:37:11:25	02:37:13:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:37:12:05	02:37:13:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:37:12:05	02:37:13:23	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:37:12:05	02:37:13:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:37:12:08	02:37:14:00	Dave [GM]	Yeah, like really, really hot.
02:37:13:13	02:37:21:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	just came out a really skinny stream and kind of fell flat excellent
02:37:20:28	02:37:23:03	Steve [Lashara]	Did he sprain his tail?
02:37:23:03	02:37:24:26	Brin [Levitas]	what I see
02:37:23:13	02:37:31:02	Dave [GM]	Yeah, so as he’s swinging in his tail he actually hits this flesh golem that’s behind him and actually just obliterates it.
02:37:28:02	02:37:30:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Lawrence, you should be ashamed of yourself.
02:37:29:10	02:37:38:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	yes wait where’s our sound
02:37:29:27	02:37:34:27	Brin [Levitas]	So, go ahead and take the flesh off.
02:37:31:01	02:37:32:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:37:33:04	02:37:36:05	Dave [GM]	So go ahead and take this flesh goal and splat it up against the wall
02:37:37:10	02:37:48:27	Brin [Levitas]	We’re going to split it in half!
02:37:38:17	02:37:49:25	Steve [Lashara]	That was is the final body part sliding off the wall. Yeah, I mean…
02:37:40:12	02:37:43:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, that was pretty accurate.
02:37:43:19	02:37:44:05	Dave [GM]	okay
02:37:45:03	02:37:49:08	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:37:46:01	02:37:48:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	There’s a couple more Oh!
02:37:47:01	02:37:48:09	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:37:47:13	02:37:51:27	Dave [GM]	kind of split in half and it kind of hit in different pieces just spot, spot yeah
02:37:51:16	02:37:55:01	Steve [Lashara]	He was like the crash test dummies cartoon except made out of
02:37:53:23	02:37:54:21	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:37:53:23	02:37:55:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:37:55:01	02:38:07:18	Steve [Lashara]	flesh but that’s
02:37:57:02	02:37:57:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Uh…
02:37:57:20	02:38:06:02	Dave [GM]	oh my gosh so the second one is the fork um the third one’s the fork that is a 20 to hit
02:37:58:23	02:38:01:21	Brin [Levitas]	Okay so…the second one is 4th
02:38:05:16	02:38:07:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That hits Okay
02:38:07:18	02:38:09:10	Steve [Lashara]	not natural. That’s dirty.
02:38:09:13	02:38:12:06	Dave [GM]	16 points of damage
02:38:12:21	02:38:18:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You should be ashamed of your self
02:38:13:19	02:38:16:08	Dave [GM]	jeez Moritz. Get your shh.
02:38:21:17	02:38:29:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	really quick is the position not remind you of the scene where lawrence was imitating what were you doing
02:38:29:17	02:38:35:19	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	you’re like yeah like he was pretending to be like worshiping the god
02:38:30:24	02:38:32:03	Steve [Lashara]	with the orc.
02:38:32:09	02:38:33:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:38:34:23	02:38:35:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Grooves
02:38:35:28	02:38:38:26	Steve [Lashara]	And I’m lighting a tower on fire.
02:38:37:23	02:38:39:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:38:39:25	02:38:48:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I would have to say there was two moments in that campaign That were the best That moment there Me going full out And you just doing what You were supposed to do
02:38:48:20	02:38:49:27	Steve [Lashara]	Go with the plan
02:38:50:07	02:38:51:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And then The
02:38:53:18	02:38:56:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Anything that happened In the town Orcus Porpus
02:38:54:02	02:39:03:21	Steve [Lashara]	yeah, the magical item
02:38:57:24	02:39:02:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Orcus Fortress That was great
02:38:58:08	02:39:10:04	Brin [Levitas]	so with all
02:38:58:21	02:39:01:16	Dave [GM]	Dude, the orcish fortress of Moporphous.
02:39:03:22	02:39:07:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I feel bad You weren’t There Brynn You have no idea What we’re talking about But it was funny
02:39:07:15	02:39:18:29	Dave [GM]	It was funny. So with all the chaos that happened with the fireball and everything Kaba actually made a wisdom saving throw and she rolled a 20
02:39:09:12	02:39:10:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Just trust us
02:39:10:04	02:39:11:29	Brin [Levitas]	the chaos that happens fireball
02:39:10:24	02:39:20:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	oh shoot yeah
02:39:20:14	02:39:31:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	she’s gone from me shoot shoot okay wait let me let me just double check to make sure she got away from you.
02:39:20:24	02:39:24:27	Dave [GM]	so she’s saved Okay, so she is going to cast Fireball again
02:39:21:07	02:39:24:18	Brin [Levitas]	he is going back fireball
02:39:24:23	02:39:25:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh yeah
02:39:30:13	02:39:32:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Jessie, watch out.
02:39:31:29	02:39:41:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Each time she takes damage, the saving throw succeeds itself. Yeah it has to be a wisdom 20 so wait doesn’t that mean
02:39:33:14	02:39:34:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	How much movement does she have?
02:39:41:19	02:39:46:01	Dave [GM]	it’s a wisdom 20 save Yeah, it was at 13 plus 7
02:39:41:21	02:39:44:14	Brin [Levitas]	It’s a save ball. Yes.
02:39:42:13	02:39:43:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	To the roller!
02:39:45:26	02:39:57:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh Kava we lasted only a little bit. I mean I can cast again
02:39:48:19	02:39:54:09	Dave [GM]	And I’m glad because you would have dismantled this whole second half of the campaign
02:39:53:23	02:39:55:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:39:55:20	02:40:07:06	Dave [GM]	Okay So she is actually going to fire and detonate the Fireball at 30 feet between U3 right there. Level 6 Fireball
02:39:55:22	02:40:04:28	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, so he is actually a fireball right there.
02:40:08:27	02:40:16:21	Steve [Lashara]	there so Brynn on your screen that says skills or
02:40:11:11	02:40:13:28	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Can I do anything to Dodger?
02:40:17:14	02:40:18:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Actions.
02:40:18:19	02:40:21:29	Steve [Lashara]	yeah, it’s going to be the ability saves and senses part.
02:40:21:20	02:40:26:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh that would be the yeah remember the saving throws
02:40:24:29	02:40:32:15	Steve [Lashara]	And there is a section that says saving throws so you are using your dexterity so you click the dexterities saving throw
02:40:27:05	02:40:27:25	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
02:40:30:01	02:40:40:15	Dave [GM]	throw uh so that is a 21 to hit on everyone
02:40:32:29	02:40:41:24	Brin [Levitas]	um yeah help me oh right okay so I click on
02:40:33:04	02:40:34:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh my dexterity sucks
02:40:42:23	02:40:48:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	uh kava’s not under my control anymore so we’re in we’re in trouble
02:40:49:04	02:40:52:02	Steve [Lashara]	Wow, that was a great save Way to go
02:40:54:20	02:40:55:14	Dave [GM]	you missed
02:40:56:04	02:40:59:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well, that wasn’t her armor class though, was it?
02:40:56:11	02:40:57:04	Steve [Lashara]	Wait how
02:41:00:23	02:41:10:09	Dave [GM]	no that’s her that’s our saving throw yeah that’s you have to do it
02:41:03:25	02:41:06:01	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, so she had to dodge out of the way
02:41:05:22	02:41:08:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So you can do a saving throw on a fireball.
02:41:08:23	02:41:09:13	Steve [Lashara]	Well, yeah
02:41:10:09	02:41:15:14	Dave [GM]	You’re doing a dex save to get away from it, and she saved. You missed gray.
02:41:13:03	02:41:14:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Got it. Good job.
02:41:15:25	02:41:22:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	someone really needs to heal me i’m probably about
02:41:16:16	02:41:19:25	Steve [Lashara]	Do you want me to roll gray? What’s his dex?
02:41:22:16	02:41:30:22	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	today i’m just saying this it was i wrote
02:41:22:25	02:41:25:25	Steve [Lashara]	He didn’t realize the fireball was coming in
02:41:26:13	02:41:28:18	Dave [GM]	How many d6 was it? Was it eight?
02:41:30:22	02:41:38:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	it down yeah 10 d6 and i’m i possibly can die right here
02:41:37:09	02:41:49:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I love
02:41:38:25	02:41:40:23	Steve [Lashara]	No, time paradox prevents that.
02:41:42:02	02:41:44:12	Dave [GM]	Plot armor may prevent it as well.
02:41:42:17	02:41:44:20	Steve [Lashara]	Snake! Snake!
02:41:46:13	02:41:53:02	Steve [Lashara]	Are you going to get
02:41:49:17	02:41:50:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that game.
02:41:53:16	02:41:59:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	HD remake? Maybe. Five times a play.
02:41:54:09	02:41:58:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	so did we all automatically take 21 points of damage you said
02:41:57:27	02:42:02:04	Dave [GM]	It’s within a 30-foot radius, so it’s just these guys.
02:42:02:04	02:42:10:26	Dave [GM]	um that is 41 points of damage you take half so you take 21 fire
02:42:06:25	02:42:13:26	Brin [Levitas]	Okay. Where can
02:42:08:08	02:42:12:06	Steve [Lashara]	you have any resistance against fire?
02:42:13:08	02:42:14:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	where would i know that
02:42:13:26	02:42:21:25	Brin [Levitas]	I like make note of that? Oh,
02:42:16:07	02:42:20:14	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, so she just took 20 damage
02:42:16:27	02:42:17:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yep!
02:42:19:07	02:42:28:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	haley come let me touch you i mean jenkins
02:42:21:25	02:42:27:05	Brin [Levitas]	okay and I hit damage
02:42:28:05	02:42:32:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	give me your hand
02:42:30:02	02:42:31:16	Steve [Lashara]	That kind of changes the tenor
02:42:32:09	02:42:33:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:42:32:17	02:42:41:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	guys i am i’m looking i’m looking a little pale one more hit and i am out of
02:42:33:22	02:42:35:17	Steve [Lashara]	Old man Jenkins, let me touch you!
02:42:41:14	02:42:53:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	this game what 41 yeah i just took it
02:42:45:02	02:42:50:09	Dave [GM]	so gray how much was it what did i say it was
02:42:53:13	02:42:55:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	It was great. It felt really good.
02:42:57:06	02:42:57:16	Dave [GM]	Okay.
02:42:58:08	02:42:58:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So,
02:42:58:25	02:43:02:14	Dave [GM]	So Gray’s not looking too hot either guys.
02:43:00:28	02:43:01:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	yeah,
02:43:02:29	02:43:05:02	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, he looks way too hot I would imagine.
02:43:04:29	02:43:06:20	Dave [GM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah he’s um
02:43:05:10	02:43:05:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	yeah.
02:43:09:01	02:43:12:21	Steve [Lashara]	Hey, the spare wizard that we brought with us?
02:43:14:17	02:43:18:02	Steve [Lashara]	Isn’t he within the 30-foot orb of fire?
02:43:16:07	02:43:24:13	Dave [GM]	Yeah. Yeah, He’s missing an arm though remember? So he just kind of like is cowering over in the corner But um Yeah I would Sure
02:43:19:01	02:43:28:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this guy we’ve got another friend
02:43:22:20	02:43:26:00	Steve [Lashara]	You want me to roll for him? Let’s see if he…
02:43:23:08	02:43:28:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I forgot about that guy.
02:43:26:26	02:43:27:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:43:27:11	02:43:27:26	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah.
02:43:29:16	02:43:31:04	Steve [Lashara]	He’s got a 10 and whatever.
02:43:31:13	02:43:42:08	Dave [GM]	He failed Uh so he’s gonna take the 41 points Of damage i would say he’s at a one um so he is going to turn and he’s gonna run over into the corner
02:43:38:09	02:43:49:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Someone kill him. Someone kill them.
02:43:42:20	02:43:43:11	Steve [Lashara]	okay
02:43:43:07	02:43:44:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So he’s…
02:43:50:25	02:43:53:15	Steve [Lashara]	what a way to paint a target on somebody Dave
02:43:52:27	02:43:53:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah.
02:43:53:08	02:44:03:07	Dave [GM]	i know i know okay so now you have uh krengrum the giant now female work
02:43:53:08	02:43:57:22	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, so now
02:43:55:19	02:43:56:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay,
02:43:57:27	02:44:09:08	Brin [Levitas]	he’s actually going
02:44:04:09	02:44:06:22	Steve [Lashara]	Crancrum has got through some changes
02:44:04:26	02:44:07:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	A cruel joke from Zen.
02:44:06:12	02:44:07:01	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:44:08:29	02:44:14:07	Dave [GM]	is actually going to run and barrel into the city and dash 120 feet.
02:44:09:08	02:44:13:04	Brin [Levitas]	to run Feral City dash
02:44:11:09	02:44:21:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah that’s great
02:44:14:24	02:44:15:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Holy cow!
02:44:15:21	02:44:16:29	Dave [GM]	He’s coming for you.
02:44:28:09	02:44:33:20	Brin [Levitas]	Alright So you guys left the door and
02:44:29:04	02:44:33:23	Dave [GM]	And he makes it? All right, so You guys left the doors open
02:44:31:19	02:44:37:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	they’re on fire they’re burning
02:44:34:16	02:44:37:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	You guys The doors open.
02:44:37:03	02:44:38:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:44:37:13	02:44:38:12	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:44:38:29	02:44:44:21	Steve [Lashara]	did run through a flaming wall that’s true does he
02:44:45:19	02:44:47:13	Dave [GM]	he’s gonna make his first attack against
02:44:45:26	02:44:47:00	Brin [Levitas]	going to make his first attack.
02:44:47:13	02:44:49:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	amazing yeah
02:44:49:23	02:44:53:19	Brin [Levitas]	That is .20 to hit it.
02:44:50:10	02:44:51:11	Dave [GM]	is going to be
02:44:52:14	02:44:53:11	Dave [GM]	20 to hit.
02:44:54:04	02:45:02:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I can’t add anything to that with everything we’ve taken it’s just your
02:44:59:24	02:45:00:12	Dave [GM]	No
02:45:00:21	02:45:02:22	Steve [Lashara]	that’s a static number
02:45:05:21	02:45:12:18	Steve [Lashara]	your equipment can do i do have some spells that i’d be able to help with but at this point
02:45:11:11	02:45:18:01	Dave [GM]	That would be 21 points of damage on the first hit.
02:45:12:18	02:45:22:02	Steve [Lashara]	doesn’t matter why didn’t you ever do that when you were controlling jesse
02:45:15:09	02:45:16:28	Brin [Levitas]	That would be 21.
02:45:16:29	02:45:20:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the first
02:45:24:17	02:45:26:27	Brin [Levitas]	Second roll is a 14-0.
02:45:24:21	02:45:35:26	Dave [GM]	Second roll is a 14 to hit and misses, okay? It takes this giant club and swings and hits you once and bats you knocks you 15 feet back towards the tree
02:45:28:20	02:45:35:27	Brin [Levitas]	Okay. He’s a giant club swing, hits you on the back, knocks you 15 feet back towards the tree.
02:45:35:25	02:45:37:07	Steve [Lashara]	does that make a sound effect too
02:45:42:17	02:45:43:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:45:43:23	02:45:54:16	Steve [Lashara]	that was less impressive than i thought slow motion
02:45:44:17	02:45:46:20	Brin [Levitas]	That was going to go in forever.
02:45:44:22	02:45:48:06	Dave [GM]	that one’s going to go on forever I pushed the wrong button guys
02:45:44:24	02:45:45:23	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:45:47:11	02:45:48:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:45:47:11	02:45:48:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:45:47:20	02:45:48:09	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:45:50:29	02:45:53:00	Brin [Levitas]	This is going to be over for that.
02:45:52:18	02:45:53:17	Dave [GM]	for about 10 minutes
02:45:54:16	02:45:55:26	Steve [Lashara]	destruction of your spine
02:45:55:07	02:46:05:11	Dave [GM]	there we go is that better that was you hitting the tree and then
02:45:57:19	02:46:01:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	ah oh i don’t know was that me or the tree or something
02:45:59:17	02:46:10:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That was human history and then talk. You were… Were you relieving yourself?
02:46:02:17	02:46:03:06	Dave [GM]	[laughter]
02:46:03:10	02:46:07:06	Brin [Levitas]	him hitting the tree and then he popped in the cloud.
02:46:05:11	02:46:13:12	Dave [GM]	now he’s relieving
02:46:05:19	02:46:07:07	Steve [Lashara]	did you fall in a well
02:46:10:07	02:46:10:26	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:46:10:07	02:46:11:25	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:46:10:07	02:46:11:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:46:10:26	02:46:11:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:46:11:20	02:46:12:19	Steve [Lashara]	priorities man
02:46:11:28	02:46:15:04	Brin [Levitas]	Now he’s really big because it’s a little caught off guard.
02:46:12:26	02:46:18:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	always a little caught off guard okay it’s a little surprise all right
02:46:13:23	02:46:16:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:46:17:27	02:46:19:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh, it’s still going.
02:46:19:11	02:46:20:29	Brin [Levitas]	natural reaction
02:46:19:27	02:46:22:00	Dave [GM]	and then cron grump
02:46:22:00	02:46:34:24	Brin [Levitas]	an intimidation check
02:46:22:06	02:46:29:03	Steve [Lashara]	are the town folk suddenly like this is our hero this is her savior we should go to science
02:46:25:18	02:46:27:06	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:46:28:01	02:46:34:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	We should put a slide into the 18th act.
02:46:29:25	02:46:37:13	Dave [GM]	so So he’s going to make an intimidation check to unconvert everyone.
02:46:31:14	02:46:51:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	So are we just going
02:46:34:24	02:46:42:17	Brin [Levitas]	to hurt everyone and that’s going to be a letter
02:46:38:19	02:46:41:17	Dave [GM]	And that is going to be a,
02:46:43:22	02:46:48:14	Dave [GM]	uh, an 11 charisma. So that probably doesn’t cap what yours was at. Right?
02:46:48:18	02:46:54:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	nope they’re still converted
02:46:50:10	02:46:50:26	Dave [GM]	All right.
02:46:51:12	02:46:52:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	to keep the sound going?
02:46:55:20	02:46:57:05	Dave [GM]	What the, what just happened?
02:46:57:07	02:46:59:09	Steve [Lashara]	your screen just turn off
02:46:59:23	02:47:01:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Everyone hurry, look at the scores!
02:47:01:00	02:47:12:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	maybe it went to sleep I’m up
02:47:03:01	02:47:11:05	Brin [Levitas]	drop your arm
02:47:03:05	02:47:04:10	Dave [GM]	Don’t look at my,
02:47:04:19	02:47:14:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you’re up
02:47:06:05	02:47:07:07	Steve [Lashara]	got a chance
02:47:07:01	02:47:11:02	Dave [GM]	that was weird. You had a chance. Okay. Jock Bjorn.
02:47:12:06	02:47:16:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	crap I know
02:47:12:08	02:47:14:18	Brin [Levitas]	yep you’re right
02:47:14:06	02:47:18:18	Steve [Lashara]	it’s been an hour since I last got to do something also known as six seconds
02:47:18:00	02:47:19:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yeah
02:47:21:27	02:47:22:14	Dave [GM]	still going.
02:47:21:28	02:47:22:07	Brin [Levitas]	yeah
02:47:23:29	02:47:26:27	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I told you that does not Not sound like someone making out
02:47:24:05	02:47:29:24	Brin [Levitas]	Oh, I mean it if you’re
02:47:27:02	02:47:29:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Haley seriously
02:47:28:19	02:47:31:16	Dave [GM]	I don’t know what types of making out you’ve been doing.
02:47:28:26	02:47:34:09	Steve [Lashara]	How much experience do you have with this sound? You might be making out wrong, Haley.
02:47:30:12	02:47:31:11	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:47:32:06	02:47:32:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	They’re like
02:47:38:29	02:47:40:21	Steve [Lashara]	Are you passing the gum back and forth?
02:47:39:07	02:47:40:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, nevermind
02:47:41:16	02:47:44:28	Dave [GM]	You work in an orthodontist, right?
02:47:44:13	02:47:47:09	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I work at a dental office Maybe that’s what I’m thinking of
02:47:46:12	02:47:48:21	Dave [GM]	Yeah, yeah. Okay.
02:47:48:19	02:47:50:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’ve heard the mouth make a lot
02:47:50:19	02:47:51:22	Steve [Lashara]	I believe that.
02:47:56:03	02:47:57:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	This is going to be interesting.
02:47:58:16	02:47:59:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	If you have a healing spell
02:48:01:06	02:48:07:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	You could just guess I don’t know You just got pretty hurt too
02:48:03:19	02:48:06:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Um, I’m gonna come and, uh…
02:48:07:21	02:48:16:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m just gonna sneak around you but the healing spell applies to both me when I cast it so we can help each other out. If I can get to you then you can get me.
02:48:11:20	02:48:14:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh Chill Thank you
02:48:16:18	02:48:18:12	Steve [Lashara]	You’re kind of far away from each other.
02:48:19:27	02:48:22:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Within 30 feet at least. We don’t have to be touching.
02:48:25:17	02:48:26:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Who’s the guy in the back?
02:48:27:18	02:48:34:12	Dave [GM]	These guys right here? Those are our flesh golems but they are giants?
02:48:34:28	02:48:44:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, they’re just there and everyone else kind of spread around okay so I’m
02:48:36:26	02:48:39:29	Dave [GM]	Yeah, they haven’t had a chance to move forward yet
02:48:44:17	02:48:52:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	gonna focus my attack on who’s right in front of me probably now I’ve got this thing called
02:48:59:11	02:49:00:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	favored foe.
02:49:02:22	02:49:04:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	But I gotta successfully hit him.
02:49:08:14	02:49:17:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay? Dang, guys. I had this thing all ready to go but then everyone’s scattered.
02:49:18:26	02:49:23:29	Dave [GM]	gonna just hang out there for you guys to do area effects the whole time
02:49:23:29	02:49:24:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Right.
02:49:31:20	02:49:32:29	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:49:32:09	02:49:32:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:49:33:16	02:49:34:04	Dave [GM]	you got so what you
02:49:35:16	02:49:37:01	Steve [Lashara]	everything else is good
02:49:35:18	02:49:36:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	That’d be tough
02:49:38:08	02:49:41:13	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, I’m afraid to use lightning because I don’t know if it’s going to work on these people.
02:49:41:21	02:49:44:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Alright, I am in front of him, correct?
02:49:47:19	02:49:59:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I am no longer on fire so I’ll need a voice than action there and I’m just gonna pull out my sun blade which I have attuned to. And I am
02:49:59:10	02:50:05:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	going to attack with it, and that would be a 17 to hit, with
02:50:09:16	02:50:19:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	20. 20 to hit. Yes! Okay. So, 20 to hit, and that is radiant
02:50:13:27	02:50:14:02	Dave [GM]	hit
02:50:19:01	02:50:22:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	damage as well. Come on.
02:50:23:04	02:50:24:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s only a 9.
02:50:24:17	02:50:27:03	Dave [GM]	with nine points of a whole nine
02:50:27:22	02:50:28:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yikes.
02:50:28:07	02:50:30:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Are you serious? That’s just nine.
02:50:30:22	02:50:41:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah. Okay, well anyways, I hit him, and so now he is my gonna spend this little
02:50:31:16	02:50:33:03	Dave [GM]	take the nine points damage
02:50:41:23	02:50:50:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	my favorite foe and so first time on each of your turns that you hit favored enemy and deal damage to it including when you mark it
02:50:50:17	02:51:01:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So right now, you can increase that damage by 1d8 Is that a d8? Yeah. Add 6 to that damage
02:51:01:20	02:51:02:05	Dave [GM]	Okay
02:51:02:20	02:51:08:03	Steve [Lashara]	I don’t know that single-digit damage is going to be enough to take down some of these guys.
02:51:05:28	02:51:07:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Nope, it’s not
02:51:09:04	02:51:13:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And then as a bonus action
02:51:27:04	02:51:32:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m going to What is that going to do for me? Yeah, I’m gonna cast Zephyr Strike.
02:51:33:15	02:51:36:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And that’s going to let me get the heck out of there.
02:51:36:29	02:51:38:07	Dave [GM]	Yeah, it’s probably smart
02:51:39:19	02:51:42:28	Dave [GM]	because you know you want to leave Lashara right there
02:51:41:11	02:51:47:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m good to know.
02:51:43:19	02:51:45:26	Steve [Lashara]	Pinned to the ground.
02:51:46:01	02:51:47:15	Dave [GM]	That’s right You’re still pinned to the ground
02:51:47:01	02:51:47:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:51:47:10	02:51:49:21	Steve [Lashara]	I haven’t had a turn since I shot myself in the foot!
02:51:51:00	02:51:54:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay so I move like the wind and don’t provoke opportunity attacks
02:51:55:26	02:51:56:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and
02:51:58:11	02:52:06:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I can also give myself an advantage on one weapon attack roll on my turn but That would be My next turn
02:52:03:19	02:52:16:19	Steve [Lashara]	All right, hold on
02:52:03:20	02:52:05:10	Dave [GM]	Okay Sounds good
02:52:04:26	02:52:08:23	Brin [Levitas]	Okay, yeah. Yep all right go ahead, right?
02:52:06:11	02:52:08:12	Dave [GM]	Yep, all right Go ahead, Lashar
02:52:16:19	02:52:16:28	Steve [Lashara]	one sec.
02:52:17:14	02:52:18:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Half cover There
02:52:25:08	02:52:26:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Wait how much Is my movement
02:52:28:20	02:52:29:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh, I need one more.
02:52:30:09	02:52:30:21	Dave [GM]	Just be careful.
02:52:31:18	02:52:43:03	Steve [Lashara]	Hold on. i haven’t i have an idea okay so for my first action
02:52:34:22	02:52:35:07	Dave [GM]	All right?
02:52:43:03	02:52:54:20	Steve [Lashara]	I am going to create I’m going to call forth the spirit of a construct my homunculus and I’m creating it out
02:52:54:20	02:53:00:24	Steve [Lashara]	of metal and I’m turning it as it as it’s formulating in the air up to 90 feet away
02:53:01:21	02:53:07:11	Steve [Lashara]	it formulates with uh uh with wings so that it’s actually
02:53:15:26	02:53:27:14	Steve [Lashara]	so it starts to form in the air that’s that’s my action right so it starts to start to create then i grab and i don’t know if you want this to be a bonus action or an action but i’m
02:53:27:14	02:53:36:26	Steve [Lashara]	going to take the bag of holding i forgot i had on my side and i’m going to frisbee it up to the construct as it’s forming in the air.
02:53:38:28	02:53:40:10	Steve [Lashara]	What do you want me to do on that?
02:53:40:26	02:53:48:27	Brin [Levitas]	Okay. So as the back pulling is traveling up in there, your Monculus grabs it.
02:53:41:12	02:53:48:25	Dave [GM]	as the bag of holding is traveling up into the air um he your homunculus grabs it
02:53:42:19	02:53:48:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	is up in the air, your Monculus grabs him
02:53:49:04	02:54:00:15	Steve [Lashara]	Great! So he gets it and he causes, like with one hand he’s holding the bag and then the other hand as his big digits form
02:54:00:15	02:54:06:22	Steve [Lashara]	they sharpen into razor sharp tips and he just books it straight for the center of the orb
02:54:03:19	02:54:09:09	Dave [GM]	okay so he’s taking so you are sacrificing
02:54:10:08	02:54:12:08	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah I’m flying in
02:54:13:10	02:54:18:29	Steve [Lashara]	so I can rupture it and open a bag of holding inside of the giant orb of death.
02:54:17:05	02:54:20:15	Brin [Levitas]	okay so
02:54:19:17	02:54:20:13	Dave [GM]	guys okay so
02:54:19:25	02:54:21:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:54:20:06	02:54:27:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	another bag of holding wait I already had one
02:54:23:29	02:54:26:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	We have, we have like three of them too.
02:54:23:29	02:54:24:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:54:25:09	02:54:29:23	Steve [Lashara]	I had one, I did, yeah It’s on my list.
02:54:28:28	02:54:30:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I have three.
02:54:30:17	02:54:42:06	Dave [GM]	as you’re as you were sacrificing your humunculus uh to the blackboard the second that actually enters the Black Folk’s horizon, the bag actually shreds at the top and it opens up.
02:54:30:28	02:54:41:07	Brin [Levitas]	as if you want to do a black horse take an extra back instead of but the bag actually shreds top
02:54:32:02	02:54:33:18	Steve [Lashara]	What are you doing with it though?
02:54:37:29	02:54:41:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The bag actually shreds the top.
02:54:42:13	02:54:43:11	Brin [Levitas]	and as
02:54:42:15	02:54:44:26	Dave [GM]	And as the two
02:54:42:28	02:54:50:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And as it hits, it cuts
02:54:46:20	02:54:50:22	Brin [Levitas]	as the two go rips each other
02:54:47:23	02:54:54:21	Dave [GM]	extradimensional rifts touch each other, they actually just annihilate each other.
02:54:54:05	02:54:55:19	Steve [Lashara]	We crossed the streams!
02:54:56:03	02:54:59:27	Dave [GM]	So as it starts to feather and dither and disappear
02:54:56:03	02:55:03:22	Brin [Levitas]	So as it starts to feather everything that inside
02:55:01:23	02:55:08:02	Dave [GM]	everything that was inside of the flesh ball actually explodes out
02:55:04:24	02:55:05:13	Steve [Lashara]	Uh oh.
02:55:05:10	02:55:16:27	Brin [Levitas]	actually explodes out so you see a giant ball of hair about 8 feet tall
02:55:08:18	02:55:19:06	Dave [GM]	So you see a giant ball of hair that’s about eight feet, well no, eight stories tall just feather out into it.
02:55:12:29	02:55:13:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Jeez!
02:55:14:14	02:55:15:18	Steve [Lashara]	The source of evil.
02:55:14:22	02:55:16:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:55:15:20	02:55:19:06	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:55:16:19	02:55:18:07	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:55:16:27	02:55:21:01	Brin [Levitas]	there is probably
02:55:16:29	02:55:18:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:55:16:29	02:55:18:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:55:17:08	02:55:18:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:55:18:00	02:55:25:21	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh gosh. Oh gosh!
02:55:19:24	02:55:28:08	Dave [GM]	There is probably blood that spurts out for about four miles in every direction. It’s not a full stream but it’s just like an explosion.
02:55:27:04	02:55:28:24	Steve [Lashara]	What does that sound like?
02:55:28:11	02:55:29:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No don’t know!
02:55:29:19	02:55:32:17	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Don’t do the long one, don’t do the long ones.
02:55:32:27	02:55:34:11	Dave [GM]	Hold up, there it is.
02:55:33:08	02:55:39:08	Brin [Levitas]	Pink dust! It’s confetti. So, that includes everywhere.
02:55:35:13	02:55:42:23	Dave [GM]	um so that explodes everywhere uh body parts pieces everything just
02:55:36:22	02:55:45:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	water balloon not
02:55:38:03	02:55:39:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it’s a chunky one
02:55:42:07	02:55:45:12	Steve [Lashara]	The town saw me do that right? The town knows how good I am.
02:55:43:27	02:55:55:11	Dave [GM]	yeah so as that happens i’m in like this i’m the like cut off extra dimensional space right
02:55:45:00	02:55:52:26	Brin [Levitas]	So as that, I didn’t like this.
02:55:45:25	02:55:58:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	anybody in the city where we’re you are
02:55:58:02	02:56:10:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah and you’re technically you’re at 30 feet so you’re above it’s like it ends at 30 feet
02:56:01:26	02:56:02:13	Steve [Lashara]	That was
02:56:02:13	02:56:15:01	Steve [Lashara]	right where the tree ends she’s at
02:56:09:05	02:56:11:07	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah, I’m at 20.
02:56:11:19	02:56:21:02	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I think can I go as high
02:56:15:21	02:56:20:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m touching ground
02:56:21:02	02:56:24:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	as my speed?
02:56:26:17	02:56:27:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	okay
02:56:27:17	02:56:35:18	Dave [GM]	you can only move up to your speed so if you wanted to go 30 feet up for your movement you would go 30 instead of in omnidirectional
02:56:27:21	02:56:29:02	Steve [Lashara]	only move up to your speed
02:56:34:29	02:56:35:16	Brin [Levitas]	Okay.
02:56:35:18	02:56:44:08	Dave [GM]	movements okay as this thing explodes um time freezes so i’m not going to pull you into an
02:56:35:27	02:56:58:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	wait he’s
02:56:40:05	02:56:44:10	Brin [Levitas]	As this thing explodes, time free so I’m not going to pull you in the head.
02:56:44:08	02:56:52:13	Dave [GM]	extramissional space anymore time freeces thanks for that um and as that happens okay
02:56:46:27	02:56:48:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	hey cool
02:56:48:09	02:56:50:20	Brin [Levitas]	and as that happened
02:56:52:06	02:56:53:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	miracles can happen
02:56:54:26	02:57:04:19	Steve [Lashara]	it’s the power of science is your salvation i forced his hand he wasn’t expecting the construct
02:56:55:03	02:56:55:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	something’s happening
02:56:56:19	02:56:58:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:56:58:18	02:56:59:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	already coming out
02:57:02:12	02:57:06:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	he was in the middle of
02:57:03:29	02:57:05:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh no
02:57:04:19	02:57:14:00	Steve [Lashara]	with a bag of holding he comes out like naked and curled up The hair is just like
02:57:06:14	02:57:17:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the ball of hair and there
02:57:07:06	02:57:08:14	Brin [Levitas]	so
02:57:10:26	02:57:12:14	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:57:11:06	02:57:11:25	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:57:12:14	02:57:13:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:57:13:15	02:57:17:29	Brin [Levitas]	naked and bald where all my peers
02:57:13:22	02:57:21:19	Dave [GM]	the air where all the body parts were appears a very handsome half
02:57:15:03	02:57:19:17	Steve [Lashara]	spiraling around. Oh, it’s him! There he is.
02:57:17:23	02:57:18:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	There he is.
02:57:21:19	02:57:33:16	Dave [GM]	-elf that looks to be maybe 3 ,000 years old now and he snaps his fingers and everything freezes.
02:57:22:20	02:57:24:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He thought…
02:57:27:29	02:57:32:28	Brin [Levitas]	and he and everybody
02:57:33:16	02:57:44:02	Dave [GM]	uh this is a chronology spell so every second from here on um travels at 1 20th of the speed
02:57:37:11	02:57:48:07	Brin [Levitas]	every second um 1 20th of so he has one current um
02:57:45:06	02:57:54:16	Dave [GM]	so he has one turn at 120th speed of what normal is um so he is going to just yell
02:57:51:11	02:57:54:15	Brin [Levitas]	So, he’s just yell.
02:57:51:21	02:58:02:22	Steve [Lashara]	we have to listen a sermon? Really?
02:57:52:07	02:57:56:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Does he get multiple turns? Is that what that means?
02:58:00:08	02:58:11:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He doesn’t turn me into a person, but I don’t know if it’s in the sky.
02:58:02:17	02:58:04:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:58:02:29	02:58:07:09	Dave [GM]	it is uh so he freezes everything
02:58:03:01	02:58:04:17	Steve [Lashara]	This is the end of the world.
02:58:04:19	02:58:05:22	Brin [Levitas]	So,
02:58:05:21	02:58:07:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Plug your ears! Disciples plug.
02:58:07:13	02:58:08:16	Brin [Levitas]	and
02:58:08:19	02:58:09:28	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:58:08:19	02:58:11:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:58:08:27	02:58:17:09	Steve [Lashara]	Don’t listen to the false prophet in the sky as you cough up blood
02:58:10:26	02:58:13:13	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:58:12:27	02:58:14:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I can fly too.
02:58:13:23	02:58:14:22	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:58:15:04	02:58:22:12	Dave [GM]	he smiles and looks everyone in the face
02:58:22:12	02:58:33:06	Dave [GM]	and just says i think that’s enough um he teleports each one of the main players
02:58:28:06	02:58:30:13	Brin [Levitas]	he teleports
02:58:28:08	02:58:28:26	Steve [Lashara]	darn
02:58:30:23	02:58:49:18	Brin [Levitas]	Thank you.
02:58:30:27	02:58:31:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	to his feet
02:58:33:06	02:58:41:15	Dave [GM]	that are causing problems um 10 feet in front of him so if you guys want to all move your guys
02:58:41:19	02:58:47:04	Steve [Lashara]	does uh does the like lump of ground my foot is attached to come with me
02:58:48:09	02:58:49:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:58:48:19	02:58:49:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:58:49:01	02:58:52:28	Steve [Lashara]	can I use my last action to free my foot from the arrow
02:58:49:08	02:58:54:24	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	There’s a clump of sugar there.
02:58:50:25	02:58:54:08	Brin [Levitas]	I see you have one of those
02:58:54:08	02:59:09:11	Brin [Levitas]	there, they’re five
02:58:57:19	02:59:12:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh perfect now we can now i can heal everybody because it’s so close except there are they
02:58:57:29	02:59:07:29	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, perfect. That makes me look pretty good for you, but
02:59:04:05	02:59:16:01	Dave [GM]	so you guys are moving really really slow but you can try to move and hit him but it’s just he’s got a little bit of time um so he summons chairs for each one of you
02:59:07:29	02:59:19:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	who cares?
02:59:09:11	02:59:19:07	Brin [Levitas]	to get this but if someone cares with the chair
02:59:18:21	02:59:20:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	chairs oh nice
02:59:19:22	02:59:21:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	comfy chairs what kind of chairs are these
02:59:21:24	02:59:23:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	he’s going to make us watch
02:59:22:24	02:59:25:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait, should Gray go there too?
02:59:25:15	02:59:29:29	Steve [Lashara]	these chairs found in the pile of junk
02:59:30:11	02:59:37:29	Steve [Lashara]	of broken magical items like with that massage table but what did the massage
02:59:37:26	02:59:46:26	Dave [GM]	was a little weird yeah um no these these look very much like uh barber chips
02:59:37:29	02:59:48:13	Steve [Lashara]	table do i can’t remember yeah in my other book oh no
02:59:38:14	02:59:41:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I don’t remember dang it you had it written down didn’t ya
02:59:41:17	02:59:48:12	Brin [Levitas]	no these look very oh no
02:59:48:19	02:59:50:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:59:49:19	02:59:53:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	just so you know Zen was a barber
02:59:51:25	02:59:58:26	Steve [Lashara]	and so so mine and gray like our chairs have to just go up and up just so that they can be the right height
02:59:55:14	02:59:58:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I was a cheese maker hence all the cheese jokes
02:59:56:19	02:59:57:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:59:58:07	02:59:58:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:59:58:16	02:59:59:15	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:59:58:26	02:59:59:15	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
02:59:59:26	03:00:11:10	Dave [GM]	a little foot pedestal he just comes right behind you and like pushes on the foot pedestals yep and it slowly rises uh he comes down and he starts over here
03:00:03:06	03:00:06:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
03:00:03:22	03:00:06:10	Steve [Lashara]	for like 30 seconds to get me high enough
03:00:05:23	03:00:07:01	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
03:00:05:23	03:00:07:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
03:00:05:23	03:00:07:11	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
03:00:06:02	03:00:07:01	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
03:00:09:04	03:00:10:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	you start
03:00:12:29	03:00:17:20	Dave [GM]	um and he looks at this oh I see this guy’s already
03:00:13:03	03:00:23:08	Brin [Levitas]	so he takes
03:00:19:13	03:00:29:28	Dave [GM]	he’s already missing an arm oh that’s interesting So he takes his scissors out, and he starts just slowly one piece at a time
03:00:23:09	03:00:34:08	Brin [Levitas]	out and and then he starts to slow one, there’s no return at all.
03:00:29:28	03:00:41:04	Dave [GM]	Just clipping, clipping, flipping There’s no resistance at all to the scissors that he has It just goes straight through And slowly he’s just dissecting him a piece at an hour
03:00:37:25	03:00:44:21	Brin [Levitas]	And slowly back down, so take one of his arms off
03:00:41:18	03:00:48:27	Dave [GM]	So he take one of his arms off And then just goes for his head He’s gone
03:00:45:22	03:00:52:05	Brin [Levitas]	and then just do that, go Whistler!
03:00:45:29	03:00:57:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	um who’s that the wizard we never knew his name
03:00:49:25	03:00:52:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	that’s the little gnome
03:00:51:17	03:00:57:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	do we have it
03:00:53:29	03:00:56:07	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	sadly I’m next in line
03:00:57:06	03:01:05:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	actions or reactions or anything we can do at this point yeah
03:01:01:01	03:01:01:14	Dave [GM]	Yeah.
03:01:01:04	03:01:06:26	Steve [Lashara]	we can perceive it am I understanding that correctly we perceive what’s happening but we just
03:01:04:11	03:01:22:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yeah because he was not even like step up
03:01:04:17	03:01:05:03	Dave [GM]	Yeah.
03:01:07:07	03:01:10:03	Brin [Levitas]	it’s like if they’re moving closer to the level
03:01:07:21	03:01:17:27	Dave [GM]	It’s like if you’re moving closer to a black hole time slows down so he’s actually moving at that speed but you guys are not. So it’s just a time differential. So it is chronology.
03:01:19:04	03:01:27:02	Dave [GM]	So he is going to step up to Old Man Jenkins. How much do you have left? Old Man Jacobs.
03:01:27:05	03:01:33:04	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	only 23 let me verify that? Only 23.
03:01:28:07	03:01:29:06	Dave [GM]	Only 23.
03:01:33:21	03:01:44:01	Dave [GM]	okay so as he steps up to old man jacens um he says oh i think i remember your family
03:01:34:15	03:02:09:22	Steve [Lashara]	that’d be
03:01:44:01	03:01:52:12	Dave [GM]	or the family of the house of old yes you can hear him just perfectly fine yeah
03:01:53:03	03:01:57:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
03:01:54:26	03:01:58:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and no it’s a you think that in like supersonic speed though so it’s like
03:01:57:18	03:01:59:06	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
03:01:58:01	03:02:06:00	Dave [GM]	yes um he comes behind idios like
03:02:06:00	03:02:13:13	Dave [GM]	oh i i feel like i should treat my believers differently
03:02:07:03	03:02:34:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the only one to believe oh friends
03:02:09:22	03:02:19:05	Steve [Lashara]	hypocrisy
03:02:13:13	03:02:21:02	Dave [GM]	and so moves on a little bit um
03:02:15:19	03:02:16:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	good or bad
03:02:16:19	03:02:17:08	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
03:02:21:02	03:02:32:21	Dave [GM]	he steps up to the aracocra and kind of sharpens on the little leather piece his uh his scissors and he clips both of your wings
03:02:32:21	03:02:39:22	Dave [GM]	and they just disappear you can’t fly anymore jacques bjorn
03:02:34:21	03:02:42:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	is like yeah it is sad
03:02:39:19	03:02:39:28	Steve [Lashara]	talks
03:02:42:02	03:02:45:01	Brin [Levitas]	It’s the only joy I had was being up in the air.
03:02:44:14	03:02:46:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
03:02:44:24	03:02:46:12	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
03:02:46:06	03:02:48:16	Steve [Lashara]	never gonna play again
03:02:47:10	03:02:54:02	Dave [GM]	well you know you could take a 1d6 picture winged boots and get back up there um jacque
03:02:54:02	03:03:03:08	Dave [GM]	björn he actually just reaches over in the area where your eyeball had been disintegrated before It just falls off your face.
03:02:58:02	03:03:00:13	Brin [Levitas]	…eyeballing, of course.
03:03:03:28	03:03:09:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So I reach up very slowly. It’ll take a while to switch the eyepatch back
03:03:07:11	03:03:09:18	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
03:03:07:20	03:03:12:24	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
03:03:07:29	03:03:10:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
03:03:09:08	03:03:11:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
03:03:09:17	03:03:32:21	Brin [Levitas]	…a group
03:03:09:28	03:03:11:06	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
03:03:10:18	03:03:12:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	to the eye that I needed to cover now.
03:03:15:15	03:03:23:13	Dave [GM]	Lashara, he is going to… What magical items are you attuned to?
03:03:25:01	03:03:26:01	Steve [Lashara]	a few
03:03:27:13	03:03:28:18	Steve [Lashara]	i have
03:03:27:25	03:03:33:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Is 10 minutes passing really fastly
03:03:30:28	03:03:33:21	Steve [Lashara]	a brooch of
03:03:34:27	03:03:40:23	Steve [Lashara]	shielding, a cloak of protection gloves of missile snaring winged boots and ring of free action
03:03:40:12	03:03:47:17	Dave [GM]	Okay, so he’s going to cut everything off except for the ring of reaction.
03:03:50:01	03:03:51:01	Steve [Lashara]	the items are
03:03:52:12	03:03:58:04	Steve [Lashara]	well the boots were hosed anyway Does he take the arrow while he’s at it?
03:03:58:19	03:04:00:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	finally
03:03:59:01	03:04:07:18	Dave [GM]	sure and he steps up to gray is like oh
03:03:59:18	03:04:00:01	Steve [Lashara]	Okay.
03:04:09:18	03:04:10:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	What’s up, pussycat?
03:04:12:05	03:04:13:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	That is your line.
03:04:15:22	03:04:16:03	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Whoa!
03:04:15:22	03:04:16:14	Dave [GM]	remember when
03:04:18:07	03:04:20:16	Dave [GM]	from the pieces
03:04:19:17	03:04:28:24	Steve [Lashara]	He was a puppet. He was real boy. He was Pinocchio!
03:04:21:29	03:04:23:14	Dave [GM]	the cats that found around
03:04:24:13	03:04:25:11	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait, he really wasn’t?
03:04:25:08	03:04:42:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we don’t get
03:04:27:03	03:04:27:22	Dave [GM]	he
03:04:29:02	03:04:50:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	well done
03:04:29:24	03:04:39:10	Dave [GM]	very angry and defiant looks up at him and we’ll pick it up next time
03:04:34:00	03:04:35:01	Brin [Levitas]	handy
03:04:35:09	03:04:37:07	Steve [Lashara]	Kisses at him and it’s like…
03:04:42:18	03:04:45:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	to know right now
03:04:44:15	03:04:45:05	Dave [GM]	You will eventually.
03:04:49:09	03:04:50:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah
03:04:51:03	03:04:51:27	Steve [Lashara]	Great work, Dave.
03:04:51:11	03:04:54:21	Dave [GM]	No, are you freaking kidding me guys?
03:04:53:23	03:05:03:03	Brin [Levitas]	Lots of Yeah, for me.
03:04:54:02	03:04:55:20	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
03:04:54:03	03:05:04:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I thought this was going to be pain lots of pain fogging
03:05:01:28	03:05:10:22	Dave [GM]	Yeah, for me my plan was to kill at least three of you and have like keep the cleric alive to bring you back
03:05:04:14	03:05:13:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	we kind of skipped popping
03:05:04:22	03:05:07:05	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I like my man who’s so weak.
03:05:04:23	03:05:14:06	Brin [Levitas]	I like… My plan was to look at
03:05:04:24	03:05:05:23	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
03:05:04:24	03:05:05:23	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
03:05:05:04	03:05:05:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
03:05:10:22	03:05:14:04	Dave [GM]	but no
03:05:13:23	03:05:16:29	Steve [Lashara]	My science could have brought us back. I’m just saying. I had Revivify.
03:05:15:20	03:05:18:07	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
03:05:15:29	03:05:16:08	Brin [Levitas]	Yeah.
03:05:15:29	03:05:18:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
03:05:16:04	03:05:26:08	Dave [GM]	well no the crazy thing was getting rid of pimp so fast because all of these other small things were supposed to slowly but because that
03:05:16:29	03:05:17:28	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
03:05:16:29	03:05:18:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
03:05:19:15	03:05:22:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yeah that was awesome
03:05:21:24	03:05:23:16	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Poop the oop poop
03:05:22:05	03:05:32:21	Brin [Levitas]	All these others small things are supposed to be now okay so this thing is you didn’t
03:05:26:08	03:05:32:15	Dave [GM]	you triggered the four horsemen coming back and then now okay but this is the thing is yeah
03:05:27:14	03:05:28:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	right
03:05:28:24	03:05:30:12	Steve [Lashara]	Which was awesome. Awesome.
03:05:32:15	03:05:41:18	Dave [GM]	you compounded you have all four horseman zen and you still don’t you still know what zen’s
03:05:32:21	03:05:39:17	Brin [Levitas]	have multiple horses that were then and still don’t do it.
03:05:34:13	03:05:37:26	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, I was like we have a lot of guys now, but…
03:05:36:07	03:05:52:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah hey
03:05:39:04	03:05:48:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I think we’re all sort of die.
03:05:50:23	03:05:52:21	Brin [Levitas]	Yes, I just made it.
03:05:50:27	03:05:52:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, side quest complete dude!
03:05:51:17	03:05:58:03	Steve [Lashara]	Wait, yeah. Didn’t they get dismayed and deconvert?
03:05:52:25	03:05:54:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the whole town in the whole city?
03:05:56:28	03:05:58:15	Brin [Levitas]	No, he failed.
03:05:57:23	03:05:58:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No?
03:05:58:03	03:05:59:15	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	We’re not going to be able to do that.
03:06:01:01	03:06:03:10	Steve [Lashara]	Fringram failing again. There’s a surprise!
03:06:03:28	03:06:05:10	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	Not all of them.
03:06:05:16	03:06:06:03	Brin [Levitas]	Burn!
03:06:06:27	03:06:08:09	Steve [Lashara]	I kid because I love
03:06:08:10	03:06:10:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You weren’t very charismatic.
03:06:10:13	03:06:12:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I will jump over this table.
03:06:12:24	03:06:13:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
03:06:12:24	03:06:14:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
03:06:12:24	03:06:14:22	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
03:06:15:11	03:06:26:23	Steve [Lashara]	does explain a lot about…
03:06:15:17	03:06:18:21	Brin [Levitas]	He who left that. That’s not very sad.
03:06:15:19	03:06:22:26	Dave [GM]	he who laughs last have the most converts so i don’t know in a hundred years
03:06:16:19	03:06:19:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
03:06:18:07	03:06:20:05	Brin [Levitas]	[laughter]
03:06:20:27	03:06:22:24	Brin [Levitas]	So… In 100 years
03:06:25:19	03:06:29:19	Dave [GM]	The Church of Idiots just might have a really decent following.
03:06:25:25	03:06:27:04	Brin [Levitas]	the church kids
03:06:30:16	03:06:47:00	Steve [Lashara]	Yep. Especially
03:06:32:28	03:06:39:03	Dave [GM]	Okay, well I have to rejigger my final attack because there’s so many things still alive
03:06:33:28	03:06:41:14	Brin [Levitas]	I have to re -figure my final attack, so if there’s
03:06:38:10	03:06:39:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, holy cow.
03:06:40:05	03:06:45:10	Dave [GM]	So you guys are going to have a lot of fun trying to fight all of this at once
03:06:45:26	03:06:56:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	If there’s a chance, since we’re all here together, there’s probably… There’s a slim possibility
03:06:47:00	03:06:51:18	Steve [Lashara]	when some of us only have 23 life or 47 lives as the case would be
03:06:52:15	03:07:04:14	Hayley [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m gonna die or since time is moving so fast we could technically just rest oh
03:06:56:15	03:06:58:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that we can cast a healing spell
03:07:02:06	03:07:05:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s slowly it’s moving slowly
03:07:04:01	03:07:05:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, it’s slow for us.
03:07:04:26	03:07:07:16	Dave [GM]	slow for you He’s just moving fast
03:07:06:20	03:07:08:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	fast for zen but
03:07:07:18	03:07:11:21	Steve [Lashara]	Hopefully Gray can do something to at least give us a chance.
03:07:13:23	03:07:14:27	Brin [Levitas]	Alright guys.
03:07:13:26	03:07:14:28	Dave [GM]	Alright guys
03:07:14:29	03:07:17:22	Steve [Lashara]	Alright, that was great Dave thank you
03:07:15:08	03:07:16:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	That was awesome, Dave.
03:07:16:27	03:07:21:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	very, very well done Very cool Brynn that was probably a little overwhelming
03:07:17:25	03:07:18:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah.
03:07:22:07	03:07:23:14	Brin [Levitas]	No that was awesome.
03:07:22:19	03:07:26:05	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah way to kill
03:07:25:10	03:07:26:11	Brin [Levitas]	We will uh…

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