So You Walk Into a Bar

Session start TC: 00:00:00:00 Speakers: Chris [Jock Bjorn], Dave [DM], Haylee [Old Man Jenkins], Jesse [Father ITYS], Steve [Lashara] Utterances: 2172 Timecodes: session-absolute (match DaVinci source TC)

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TC In	TC Out	Speaker	Dialogue
00:00:01:28	00:00:08:03	Steve [Lashara]	Well, and attunement requires like thinking about the thing and considering it for a straight hour.
00:00:06:04	00:00:28:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	There’s a wand of sass. Do
00:00:08:19	00:00:17:11	Steve [Lashara]	So the idea of you sitting there pondering this piece of leather on your arm is how I control the element.
00:00:17:02	00:00:17:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s so hot.
00:00:20:28	00:00:28:24	Dave [DM]	Creed but instead of a knife it’s a wand. It’s your assassin wand that pops out and you have one of your fingers missing.
00:00:24:17	00:00:25:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You’re attacking one.
00:00:25:16	00:00:36:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	You could just put a stick in the sheath.
00:00:27:27	00:00:29:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Father Coups!
00:00:28:12	00:00:40:03	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	you even know what the word is supposed to be?
00:00:28:24	00:00:30:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:00:29:03	00:00:30:02	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:00:32:22	00:00:35:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Thank you everybody.
00:00:35:15	00:00:36:14	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:00:36:14	00:00:37:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:00:36:26	00:00:40:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	It doesn’t have to…
00:00:37:11	00:00:37:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Heeey!
00:00:40:03	00:00:51:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Try it one more time. I really want to know if you know the word,
00:00:45:22	00:00:48:28	Steve [Lashara]	he’s doing with the spanish accent where The V and the B sound the same.
00:00:47:05	00:00:49:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Ha-ba-da Cabra-dada
00:00:51:12	00:01:00:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	do you really know the word or not? He’s still saying it wrong. Avada Kedavra?
00:00:54:20	00:00:57:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Abadakadabra I am not
00:00:55:01	00:00:55:20	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:00:57:23	00:00:57:26	Steve [Lashara]	It’s not!
00:00:59:12	00:01:00:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Abadhakadabrah
00:01:01:04	00:01:01:20	Steve [Lashara]	Close!
00:01:01:08	00:01:01:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:01:01:15	00:01:03:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Abadi Kadavri
00:01:03:07	00:01:04:08	Steve [Lashara]	There it says
00:01:03:09	00:01:14:14	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Avada Kadavra is that - Avada… Avada Cadavra. Stop with the B! Avada.
00:01:05:06	00:01:08:09	Dave [DM]	is it avada gadabra avada godavra
00:01:07:01	00:01:08:15	Steve [Lashara]	Avada-kadabra Like
00:01:07:14	00:01:17:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s what i said Well, i’m
00:01:10:27	00:01:13:22	Dave [DM]	it’s like abracadabra but avada kadabra
00:01:11:02	00:01:11:18	Steve [Lashara]	Cadaver
00:01:12:18	00:01:14:01	Steve [Lashara]	Cadaver Cadaver
00:01:14:14	00:01:34:13	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Now you’re making these. Avata
00:01:17:27	00:01:20:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	But the Vs are as pronounced B in Spanish
00:01:22:13	00:01:24:09	Steve [Lashara]	I could totally hear you doing that
00:01:23:11	00:01:23:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:01:23:14	00:01:24:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Dabra
00:01:25:28	00:01:35:16	Dave [DM]	go grab one more cable so i can plug my phone into here so i can turn the music on um and then if you guys have everything
00:01:26:29	00:01:27:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Nice
00:01:30:12	00:01:31:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:01:31:13	00:01:32:05	Steve [Lashara]	Well okay
00:01:31:18	00:01:32:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	It’s like a cow stuff.
00:01:32:29	00:01:33:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:01:35:16	00:01:41:25	Dave [DM]	you need we can get started this this first piece of it is going to be a little bit more role playing so we’ll be role playing
00:01:42:00	00:01:45:10	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait, wait, wait. Before that how do I become attuned to an item?
00:01:47:09	00:01:56:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yeah man gripping and rip it you
00:01:48:27	00:01:50:08	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh right here! I found it!
00:01:51:02	00:01:54:20	Steve [Lashara]	And Dave, do you have something to drink? Yeah. Okay.
00:01:54:02	00:01:55:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:01:55:15	00:02:00:21	Dave [DM]	sorry there’s a lot of things that changed through the door at the refrigerator still there but it’s full
00:01:56:05	00:02:04:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	take mine titch more down I’m sensitive
00:02:04:20	00:02:12:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m a sensitive baby yeah oh yeah that’s better
00:02:09:28	00:02:23:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Strong magical - A
00:02:12:05	00:02:19:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	thanks. You all sound perfectly clear, it’s just like a baby in your ears
00:02:18:03	00:02:22:04	Dave [DM]	the nice like the great thing about this is the directionality because if you feel like
00:02:21:17	00:02:28:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yeah yeah yeah I’d better turn this way to talk and
00:02:28:28	00:02:35:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	chat hey okay these are so
00:02:29:09	00:02:33:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait maybe instead of a wand… Can i have both the wands and the staffs?
00:02:30:29	00:02:41:22	Dave [DM]	look at that look at how nimble those 20 dollar freaking arms are yeah i got all of this on black friday dude like this whole setup yes Yes, I’m right.
00:02:35:17	00:02:43:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	cool man 20 bucks uh everything
00:02:36:24	00:02:43:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	think you can but i think that you have to swap out your weapons and stuff whoa
00:02:43:22	00:02:53:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	like what was included in it 200 bucks that’s
00:02:45:16	00:02:48:29	Dave [DM]	Microphones, arms, mixer, everything.
00:02:53:17	00:03:03:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that’s awesome and the road mics too that’s sweet yeah i need some help
00:02:55:20	00:03:03:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I was gonna guess 1200 gold
00:02:57:28	00:03:02:15	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	that? Can I have
00:03:05:12	00:03:16:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	i’ve got dragon wing bow which is good sun blade which i think is pretty good yeah okay pretty much right but it’s great I need
00:03:10:16	00:03:16:14	Dave [DM]	I’m going to go grab this cable and then I’ll be right back. You guys discuss what you think
00:03:15:19	00:03:22:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um what’s everybody’s hit points
00:03:16:12	00:03:20:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	something else, but I’ve got this armor right…
00:03:16:29	00:03:17:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:03:24:28	00:03:25:16	Steve [Lashara]	123
00:03:25:21	00:03:28:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	what the hell I have the least amount I thought it would be high
00:03:30:12	00:03:42:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh you’re 108 but everybody else is you don’t know who i am you don’nt know what i’m capable of doing
00:03:30:16	00:03:31:08	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, you’re up.
00:03:34:14	00:03:36:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	A mithril half-plate
00:03:37:17	00:03:38:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	What does this do?
00:03:44:10	00:03:49:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Steve, can you help me raise my arm of glass back? I’m having a little bit of trouble doing it.
00:03:50:25	00:03:52:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	but plus 1.
00:03:58:16	00:03:59:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	17
00:03:58:27	00:04:04:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	What does this do, what is this dude? This amulet bears a symbol of the deity, played with precious
00:04:00:12	00:04:01:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	normal.
00:04:04:11	00:04:05:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that’s like mine
00:04:05:14	00:04:11:02	Steve [Lashara]	Well, I’m an artificer and so
00:04:07:20	00:04:09:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:04:07:26	00:04:10:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	why did you let me say anything
00:04:07:29	00:04:09:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:04:10:17	00:04:11:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:04:11:02	00:04:19:05	Steve [Lashara]	i can only use up to like medium armor so what i did i had to do
00:04:12:23	00:04:13:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no
00:04:15:20	00:04:16:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I can only use medium armor.
00:04:22:04	00:04:31:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	While you wear the holy cymbal you gain plus three bonus spell attack rolls and to save you through these features while you wear this amulete you use your channel
00:04:32:08	00:04:33:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	what is champion
00:04:33:24	00:04:35:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s like your little god.
00:04:36:03	00:04:45:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I can still have this if I’m not well Dave said I can have the amulet of devout and it’s yeah what should I have
00:04:37:15	00:04:40:17	Steve [Lashara]	the cleric are you a
00:04:41:28	00:04:43:27	Steve [Lashara]	are you a sorcerer
00:04:45:26	00:04:49:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	does it still work for me
00:04:50:16	00:04:51:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He’s helping me right now.
00:04:50:19	00:04:53:28	Steve [Lashara]	they aren’t necessarily
00:04:51:03	00:04:52:08	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	no I need them
00:04:56:14	00:04:59:24	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I get plus three bonus to spell attack which is
00:05:09:02	00:05:10:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	stronger than Nithril?
00:05:13:21	00:05:15:19	Steve [Lashara]	diamonds basically
00:05:21:17	00:05:28:22	Steve [Lashara]	so I got a brooch of shielding and a cloak of protection do I have a couple of them
00:05:23:11	00:05:24:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:05:23:11	00:05:25:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I got Brute of the Shield
00:05:23:20	00:05:24:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:05:33:14	00:05:35:19	Steve [Lashara]	yeah, cloak of protection
00:05:37:18	00:05:41:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Magic How would you say
00:05:46:08	00:05:48:20	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	gives you base ACF
00:05:47:21	00:05:55:28	Steve [Lashara]	Um, I am wearing scale mail. Because scale mail gives me plus 2
00:05:52:18	00:05:56:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I have a couple items, so I have an amulet and
00:05:55:28	00:06:02:03	Steve [Lashara]	I don’t know why Mithril would only give a plus 1
00:05:59:16	00:06:04:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	initially can i just upgrade those
00:06:11:03	00:06:22:22	Dave [DM]	you want to do like the mace To be something like a plus two mace Or something like that That’s kind of like The magical side of it If it’s like a Plus two Or if it’s Like a specific Magical mace
00:06:23:08	00:06:24:23	Dave [DM]	Just look it up in the app
00:06:23:15	00:06:25:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that’s good but not
00:06:23:19	00:06:24:13	Steve [Lashara]	That’s good!
00:06:28:01	00:06:28:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um
00:06:35:12	00:06:38:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	How am I going to remember all this stuff? It does.
00:06:37:27	00:06:44:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	is range high in dexterity it’s actually
00:06:49:13	00:06:54:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	pretty high well if it’s dexterty you should be
00:06:53:02	00:06:54:25	Steve [Lashara]	Your AC should be 10 plus 3
00:06:58:03	00:07:00:09	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	My dexterity is not very good, aren’t I?
00:07:02:02	00:07:04:22	Steve [Lashara]	That’s why AC is- that’s why your AC is so low.
00:07:04:06	00:07:05:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	but it’s very quiet
00:07:06:28	00:07:15:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I can hear
00:07:08:22	00:07:10:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I can barely hear it.
00:07:13:26	00:07:15:25	Dave [DM]	it’s just okay.
00:07:20:27	00:07:23:16	Steve [Lashara]	Can’t be close!
00:07:24:26	00:07:26:23	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah just a little bit lower.
00:07:25:19	00:07:26:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Gotta be quick!
00:07:27:08	00:07:32:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Watch this! You gotta slide in here Make sure you know it’s okay. I’m detected! You gotta flip me!
00:07:37:04	00:07:37:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it all around.
00:07:37:13	00:07:47:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I have to Are you trying?
00:07:37:15	00:07:40:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I just wanna stick my face all over!
00:07:40:20	00:07:43:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I like to sit on my pancakes.
00:07:42:07	00:07:44:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:07:42:26	00:07:43:15	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:07:44:26	00:07:47:02	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I accidentally added two items
00:07:45:04	00:07:48:00	Steve [Lashara]	The old YouTube was the wild west
00:07:51:11	00:07:54:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Uh, okay, so…
00:07:53:15	00:07:56:01	Steve [Lashara]	Anyway, um… yeah. So I get-
00:07:55:08	00:07:57:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Like Dave With the amulet
00:07:58:19	00:08:09:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	It’s got the symbol of my deity And it already has Can I just create that To be an amuleter of the devout where it’s like it’s basically the same thing but
00:08:03:11	00:08:12:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	What was that
00:08:09:25	00:08:10:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it adds to be plus three
00:08:12:02	00:08:13:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	spell attack and stuff
00:08:13:09	00:08:14:25	Dave [DM]	yeah.
00:08:18:13	00:08:23:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Use your spell save DC and spell attack minus each increase by 2.
00:08:21:01	00:08:22:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that with the mithril.
00:08:24:01	00:08:30:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	See, I don’t need a spell.
00:08:37:24	00:08:40:15	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	You have advantage on saving throws of spells.
00:08:49:28	00:08:55:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No I was just didn’t know. I didn’t even know if it were two. Maybe two hand-seeing. I’m going to go back in a photo file.
00:08:57:04	00:09:00:09	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Emarchars this whole day in my… Let’s see.
00:09:08:06	00:09:16:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I brought you two versions
00:09:09:08	00:09:13:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Did I left Papa here? Did you bring her? Oh.
00:09:12:20	00:09:14:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well it’s always been with me.
00:09:18:04	00:09:25:09	Dave [DM]	oh um
00:09:23:14	00:09:24:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s till 18.
00:09:25:09	00:09:33:22	Dave [DM]	do you want to pick out a blood hunter from our uh our okay
00:09:35:16	00:09:39:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Is that actually holding a team film? Yeah, that’s yeah.
00:09:38:14	00:09:45:08	Steve [Lashara]	yeah that’s it the one holding a great gravestone
00:09:44:07	00:09:47:02	Dave [DM]	i’m pretty sure this guy is a necromancer he’s got like the
00:09:48:12	00:09:56:01	Dave [DM]	the skull coming out all right guys um okay i’m gonna go get a drink and then do you want to
00:10:00:16	00:10:02:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I thought I did.
00:10:06:12	00:10:09:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	every wizard has a point in the scene. Okay I’ll be getting those!
00:10:09:27	00:10:20:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh, oh I know why. Book protection added one losing mithril lost one this one does not give me plus a c
00:10:20:18	00:10:26:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it gives me dexterity boost No but that’s what should instead of
00:10:28:01	00:10:36:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	It’s a good thing that it will be forever remembered as a rascal.
00:10:36:14	00:10:37:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:10:36:14	00:10:38:02	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:10:45:21	00:10:46:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Sorry, directional.
00:10:47:11	00:10:57:16	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	While wearing these braces you gain plus two bonus AC if
00:10:55:29	00:10:58:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It should be 18 without a call.
00:11:01:10	00:11:05:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And that the mail actually picked up 19.
00:11:07:02	00:11:08:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I can only use these if I don’t have one.
00:11:09:22	00:11:10:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Maybe.
00:11:17:08	00:11:20:17	Dave [DM]	but that is a question
00:11:21:27	00:11:25:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Uh… Yeah, it doesn’t need a toonement.
00:11:29:16	00:11:30:05	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I need this
00:11:59:19	00:12:02:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well at this point we’re just gonna have to go with it right?
00:12:04:19	00:12:12:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Explain to me really, really quick before we begin
00:12:13:07	00:12:24:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Is this just saying the ring can store up to 5 levels worth of spells in time? Like any five spells or up to five levels?
00:12:23:19	00:12:27:26	Dave [DM]	And so, for example, if you were going to cast a level one spell, you could cast it five times.
00:12:26:04	00:12:33:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, but I need to fill it.
00:12:35:02	00:12:39:07	Dave [DM]	So this is when you’d want to fill up is probably in this first area
00:12:40:25	00:12:44:01	Dave [DM]	because once you leave this area it’s going to get a little bit more interesting.
00:13:04:23	00:13:08:23	Dave [DM]	Is everyone where they need to be? You have all your character stuff selected.
00:13:06:18	00:13:07:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yikes
00:13:08:13	00:13:12:22	Steve [Lashara]	what are we calling this campaign or this that’s a scenario
00:13:09:29	00:13:10:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I think so
00:13:16:29	00:13:17:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Apocalypse right
00:13:19:01	00:13:26:14	Dave [DM]	um the zen apocalypse this first first thing i will give you the exposition of it
00:13:19:20	00:13:20:09	Steve [Lashara]	zenpocalypse
00:13:26:14	00:13:35:10	Dave [DM]	it is your characters are not necessarily the most powerful characters in the land
00:13:33:09	00:13:37:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	as a path like
00:13:35:10	00:13:43:11	Dave [DM]	um you guys have like one character one person that is like the super saiyan character right
00:13:43:11	00:13:48:08	Dave [DM]	and everyone knows okay all we got to do is make sure we have this guy and we win
00:13:48:08	00:13:55:14	Dave [DM]	this fight okay um unfortunately uh the the
00:13:55:14	00:14:00:13	Dave [DM]	big bad knows this as well and he has captured
00:14:03:06	00:14:13:15	Dave [DM]	our big super saiyan character who is his name is gray am i i don’t think i am which one
00:14:11:11	00:14:12:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	On the far right.
00:14:14:12	00:14:15:16	Dave [DM]	This one? Nope.
00:14:16:24	00:14:18:12	Dave [DM]	I’m at a negative six.
00:14:19:24	00:14:21:25	Dave [DM]	So, do you need to be turned down
00:14:21:26	00:14:22:15	Steve [Lashara]	nerd
00:14:22:06	00:14:22:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You’re good.
00:14:24:15	00:14:27:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Just making sure I care about these things.
00:14:26:24	00:14:34:29	Steve [Lashara]	my other dnd group is a bunch of like they think ai stuff so like I’m peaking out with audio physical
00:14:34:29	00:14:41:18	Steve [Lashara]	hmm are you peeking around then the other one’s like yes i understand how chat gpt works liar
00:14:41:04	00:14:44:09	Dave [DM]	I’m actually going to run this entire campaign with ChaiGPT.
00:14:45:14	00:14:53:04	Dave [DM]	What you guys have been tasked to do is enter the wetlands south of the old town city
00:14:46:14	00:14:47:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	gets in
00:14:54:07	00:15:03:05	Dave [DM]	to find Gray uh he mysteriously disappeared about six months ago and everyone has seen subsequently since then
00:15:03:05	00:15:11:19	Dave [DM]	a lot of these towns disappear so you’ll go to each one of these sounds where there used
00:15:11:19	00:15:22:29	Dave [DM]	to be a town it is a ghost town there was no one there there’s no bodies there’s nothing and so what’s happening is is entire populations are disappearing across the country
00:15:22:29	00:15:28:15	Dave [DM]	and it’s becoming more and more apparent that this is a sweeping problem. It’s going to destroy
00:15:30:05	00:15:33:04	Steve [Lashara]	say disappearing are you saying that they’ve turned into ruins they turn
00:15:33:04	00:15:46:14	Steve [Lashara]	in ghost towns or they so buildings and everything still there it’s like
00:15:37:16	00:15:38:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the people are gone.
00:15:37:24	00:15:39:06	Dave [DM]	yeah, the people are gone
00:15:40:24	00:15:48:22	Dave [DM]	I mean you’ll see signs of like skirmishes and things like that but I mean it’s not yeah, it’s Not A Big Fight
00:15:50:28	00:15:51:16	Dave [DM]	I Like That
00:15:53:19	00:16:13:13	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	So right here it’s like
00:15:55:04	00:16:06:20	Dave [DM]	Gray disappeared about six months ago And you four were tasked to find Grey so that you guys could find out what’s going on in the countryside and stop it.
00:16:09:03	00:16:10:26	Steve [Lashara]	Is that established in the world?
00:16:11:12	00:16:19:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	quite and like they get mid
00:16:12:12	00:16:23:25	Dave [DM]	You guys don’t really know a lot, you just know kind of the whispers of what’s been going on. And like the thing is, you guys are kind of like mid -level acolytes of
00:16:13:13	00:16:21:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	a mid -level athlete
00:16:17:19	00:16:18:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	This guy knows.
00:16:21:14	00:16:28:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	like acolytes, and so you guys know how you
00:16:21:25	00:16:27:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	and so just
00:16:23:25	00:16:32:22	Dave [DM]	the old town. and so you guys have been sent out just to find her. You’re not really being sent out to go deal with the problem,
00:16:32:24	00:16:41:15	Dave [DM]	you’ve been sent to find the person who can deal with it, okay? So what you’ve done is you’ve gone south to the borders
00:16:34:17	00:16:40:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	So, we’ll do the TALA.
00:16:37:15	00:16:48:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	So when we use the town, I mean
00:16:41:15	00:16:52:29	Dave [DM]	and there is a town that for some odd reason has just not been wiped out. I mean, it’s kind of like suspicious, right? That there’s like a town to the north, west,
00:16:48:06	00:16:52:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it’s kind of a position in the west.
00:16:53:07	00:17:04:09	Dave [DM]	east and south of this town and this town seems to be just fine. So you guys have gone there and you’ve noticed a lot of very suspicious-looking characters,
00:16:54:12	00:17:04:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Um, so you get to go into town and notice that there are a lot of specific characters
00:16:58:05	00:17:04:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	So you guys noted a lot of people who care specifically
00:17:04:10	00:17:08:25	Dave [DM]	nothing really totally out of the ordinary but you’re looking for clues and you’re trying to find out
00:17:10:02	00:17:21:04	Dave [DM]	hey, what’s going on with this place and where could Gray be? So we start by entering the doors of the largest establishment in the town it’s a big tavern
00:17:13:12	00:17:31:21	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	so they’re not
00:17:21:04	00:17:30:02	Dave [DM]	um but uh there is when you enter you start to see you know a lot of interesting looking
00:17:30:02	00:17:39:18	Dave [DM]	characters they’re not they don’t stand out but at the same time you can tell that they’re not the type of people that follow the rules, right?
00:17:34:24	00:17:48:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	right as
00:17:41:01	00:17:42:17	Dave [DM]	So we start
00:17:43:22	00:17:46:12	Dave [DM]	in this… Uh-oh. No, no, no!
00:17:45:16	00:17:50:09	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	No, no, get out of my way.
00:17:45:19	00:17:47:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Walk into the tavern.
00:17:48:28	00:17:50:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Get out of my way!
00:17:49:11	00:17:51:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that was
00:17:50:09	00:17:57:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Um, we are back and
00:17:53:04	00:17:53:22	Dave [DM]	There we go.
00:17:55:04	00:18:04:08	Dave [DM]	We entered The Tavern and once you guys enter everyone notices that you’re not from here
00:17:57:26	00:18:12:16	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	you guys know that they
00:18:09:16	00:18:11:03	Dave [DM]	guys look a little bit more
00:18:12:05	00:18:24:04	Dave [DM]	authoritative um they know you’re not from this area uh and so right off the bat you can tell that are the people that you’ve come to discuss things with probably aren’t going to be
00:18:12:16	00:18:19:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	know you’re not right off of that.
00:18:18:20	00:18:34:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that um hey
00:18:24:04	00:18:34:29	Dave [DM]	those cooperative people what you do see is you see about five different people um that look brutish right uh that could probably stand up to you guys
00:18:30:25	00:18:35:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	That’s what I’m talking about here.
00:18:34:29	00:18:44:23	Dave [DM]	And then you have an innkeeper slash barkeep behind the bar. It’s a big open area, with a big fire roaring in the fireplace.
00:18:46:01	00:18:49:04	Dave [DM]	And everyone seems to be drinking and having a good time until you guys enter it.
00:18:53:05	00:18:57:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the hit tv show cheers let’s start singing a song maybe they’ll loosen up
00:18:55:08	00:19:05:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh i’m totally on board with that yeah i let’s perform a little bit breaking
00:18:58:15	00:19:00:00	Steve [Lashara]	knows our name here.
00:18:59:09	00:19:07:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	do we have a bard we don’t even have a bard
00:19:02:08	00:19:31:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	about?
00:19:05:02	00:19:16:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the song i am extremely charismatic if anything i don’t know if that’s going to show my verbal vacation but i extremely
00:19:07:07	00:19:08:06	Steve [Lashara]	We don’t.
00:19:12:24	00:19:14:22	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:19:13:04	00:19:15:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:19:18:01	00:19:19:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	on our side
00:19:18:12	00:19:27:20	Steve [Lashara]	hey sorry um jock jacques bjorn is our ranger right
00:19:30:19	00:19:35:08	Dave [DM]	So starting on the yellow microphone, we have Jacques Bjorn.
00:19:35:02	00:19:41:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	jacques bjorn son of a goliath and a dwarf mixed came out quite average man size.
00:19:43:25	00:19:54:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	But he has the strength of a Goliath still What’s that? Goliatha, that’s what it’s based on He’s a sailor
00:19:44:05	00:19:45:03	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:19:46:15	00:19:50:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	what’s your race
00:19:47:22	00:19:48:29	Dave [DM]	In the heart of Goliath?
00:19:54:21	00:20:05:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	an explorer Yeah, that works He’s an explorer, a sailer bound to the sea which is his first love
00:20:05:10	00:20:12:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He’s pretty good in the forest too
00:20:07:27	00:20:19:14	Dave [DM]	mad that he was sent into the middle of time alive at sea okay all right that’s why you’re
00:20:19:14	00:20:23:01	Dave [DM]	allowed to have three attunement items because if you could attune to all of them you’d be
00:20:23:01	00:20:32:28	Dave [DM]	a little op um on the orange microphone yeah
00:20:23:16	00:20:34:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m sorry
00:20:25:11	00:20:29:22	Steve [Lashara]	I am Lashara Nengen.
00:20:30:02	00:20:40:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	what did you make that last name up okay all right why did
00:20:30:21	00:20:32:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:20:34:19	00:20:36:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	bless you
00:20:35:04	00:20:41:10	Steve [Lashara]	I’m a gnome so I figure anytime there’s an n there should be a g
00:20:36:28	00:20:48:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no, your
00:20:40:25	00:20:48:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	make Lashara a gnome gosh I was not I was like full on
00:20:42:13	00:20:43:16	Steve [Lashara]	because that’s like
00:20:44:17	00:20:48:06	Steve [Lashara]	You weren’t picturing that originally when we designed Lushara.
00:20:48:18	00:20:50:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	voice suggested something much taller
00:20:50:17	00:20:51:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:20:50:17	00:20:51:25	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:20:50:17	00:20:51:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:20:50:17	00:20:52:05	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:20:53:05	00:20:54:04	Dave [DM]	was a little stutter there
00:20:56:19	00:21:00:10	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, so I’m Lushare and yeah
00:21:01:09	00:21:02:23	Dave [DM]	is that going to change every time
00:21:02:17	00:21:03:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:21:02:26	00:21:04:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:21:03:25	00:21:04:14	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:21:04:22	00:21:07:26	Steve [Lashara]	I typed it like I don’t know how I would say that
00:21:07:01	00:21:08:10	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:21:08:05	00:21:10:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Lashara Avada Kedavra
00:21:09:28	00:21:11:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:21:09:28	00:21:11:16	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:21:12:03	00:21:20:21	Steve [Lashara]	And I am a rock gnome technically with guild artisan training I’ve been
00:21:20:21	00:21:31:14	Steve [Lashara]	an artificer for many a long year um and one of the and i’m very friendly to people
00:21:31:14	00:21:40:21	Steve [Lashara]	that uh I feel are trustworthy and then I’m very brusque in suspicious of those that I don’t trust
00:21:40:21	00:21:51:26	Steve [Lashara]	I feel like the community is super important but part of the reason I’m taking this random go find a lost hero at West
00:21:51:26	00:22:00:20	Steve [Lashara]	because as a whole I feel like it’ll help our community and uh, I definitely
00:22:00:20	00:22:11:07	Steve [Lashara]	am suspicious particularly of those who are superstitious and zealous about their
00:22:11:07	00:22:23:04	Steve [Lashara]	beliefs in the supernatural yeah especially gloating religions where they’re like, I told you what would happen. I don’t like
00:22:20:26	00:22:27:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and we’re working together right this is
00:22:23:04	00:22:23:10	Steve [Lashara]	you.
00:22:27:06	00:22:28:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:22:27:06	00:22:28:24	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:22:27:23	00:22:30:08	Dave [DM]	of which we’ll move on to the blue microphone
00:22:29:03	00:22:30:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:22:29:20	00:22:34:22	Steve [Lashara]	I feel like your religion makes complete sense. There’s no supernatural
00:22:31:09	00:22:32:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	did you say
00:22:34:04	00:22:40:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m sorry Did you say you needed some reading material because I have plenty to give
00:22:40:14	00:22:45:14	Dave [DM]	do would you would you like a pamphlet i have a pamplet maybe a discussion
00:22:40:15	00:22:42:01	Steve [Lashara]	Always willing to learn.
00:22:43:11	00:22:47:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	several pamphlets variety of
00:22:43:28	00:22:50:10	Steve [Lashara]	I’m never satisfied with what I have. I always want more including knowledge
00:22:52:27	00:22:54:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	a small person person.
00:22:53:12	00:22:55:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	please uh-huh
00:22:58:29	00:22:59:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um
00:23:03:21	00:23:05:16	Steve [Lashara]	other gnomes
00:23:05:04	00:23:06:02	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:23:08:12	00:23:08:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	however
00:23:10:16	00:23:21:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	rigid think that’s totally different though that’s totally different um i am still working on the game right now
00:23:22:24	00:23:25:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you can refer to me as father idius
00:23:26:04	00:23:37:28	Dave [DM]	oh that’s perfect what what has he been predicting because uh you know i know idios means something right yeah
00:23:33:27	00:23:35:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	right oh this is before
00:23:37:18	00:23:41:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh maybe i should give comes father yes
00:23:37:28	00:23:47:24	Dave [DM]	yeah yeah no no he can still be idios but he just yeah yeah it’s just his name because that’s what people call him when
00:23:41:10	00:23:42:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He could say it.
00:23:43:06	00:23:45:14	Steve [Lashara]	an acronym It’s just his name
00:23:46:02	00:23:47:11	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:23:47:08	00:23:48:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Fantastic.
00:23:48:29	00:23:50:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:23:49:08	00:23:49:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:23:53:19	00:24:03:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	hold on let me think it hold on um
00:24:01:28	00:24:02:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:24:03:01	00:24:14:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	right now hey what about um until a future date for now you can call me teen it stands for the end is near that’s that’s what i’ve been
00:24:13:14	00:24:23:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The end is near teen teen tain the end
00:24:14:26	00:24:26:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that’s what i’ve been tian tian team of the teen time yeah um
00:24:25:04	00:24:32:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No, no. End is near. The end is rear.
00:24:26:25	00:24:34:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	mm -hmm um i am a
00:24:34:02	00:24:43:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	cleric and i serve the god selune who is uh one of the gods of life
00:24:43:10	00:24:54:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	she’s associated with light in my and the moon some call her the moon maiden there’s a
00:24:55:06	00:24:58:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you’ll notice on my shield and on my amulet
00:25:00:17	00:25:07:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that is her symbol there’s seven stars with a pair of eyes it’s her symbol um
00:25:09:05	00:25:19:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m primarily here because uh of my devotion to my religion which some people may have a problem with but
00:25:19:10	00:25:31:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	like those who care about the community I have a problems with these communities disappearing um there seems to be a lot of dark uh death things
00:25:31:08	00:25:42:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	going on here and i’m working with life so help out with that that’s right that’s all right
00:25:34:07	00:25:40:23	Dave [DM]	that’s okay the the enemy of my enemy is my friend you could disagree in the town square
00:25:42:06	00:25:57:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	mm -hmm yeah and I’m extremely curious this this
00:25:48:10	00:25:49:24	Dave [DM]	yes it comes through
00:25:51:24	00:25:54:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well done! Bravo!
00:25:57:16	00:26:08:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	usually happens after I am done talking people applaud for something not a lot de people listen to my message necessarily but but I can be what I want to be.
00:26:08:20	00:26:09:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	good-looking creature.
00:26:14:18	00:26:15:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I think we’re moving on?
00:26:22:14	00:26:26:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I am Old Man Jenkins, Malor! But I will not be talking like that.
00:26:28:23	00:26:29:16	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m a human?
00:26:31:12	00:26:33:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I thought it was fitting for him?
00:26:34:05	00:26:36:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yep, very wise human.
00:26:34:28	00:26:35:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah.
00:26:38:19	00:26:44:22	Steve [Lashara]	human size and I’m a dwarf or no I make it up to your kneecap
00:26:39:29	00:26:49:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I imagine Old Man Jenkins is the size of Danny DeVito just in my head canon
00:26:40:29	00:26:42:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:26:41:18	00:26:42:07	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:26:42:05	00:26:42:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Your door?
00:26:47:11	00:26:48:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:26:47:11	00:26:49:27	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:26:47:27	00:26:51:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	He is a little bit on the shorter side.
00:26:49:15	00:26:54:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and played by Danny De Vito
00:26:51:06	00:26:52:21	Steve [Lashara]	and played by
00:26:53:23	00:26:54:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:26:54:18	00:26:56:00	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	He’s on the shoulder side.
00:26:55:04	00:26:58:26	Steve [Lashara]	I need to cast it up.
00:27:00:04	00:27:01:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	so I started blasting
00:27:03:29	00:27:06:06	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	His backstory is…
00:27:09:10	00:27:12:24	Dave [DM]	to the microphone you want it to sound good so if you’re sounding good to yourself you’re sounded good in the mic
00:27:15:25	00:27:17:13	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, okay.
00:27:18:18	00:27:19:03	Dave [DM]	when you’re talking?
00:27:18:20	00:27:19:22	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I can hear myself.
00:27:20:08	00:27:20:14	Dave [DM]	Awesome.
00:27:22:10	00:27:32:04	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	is from a very old family The Malors have been around for quite a while but they have all mysteriously died and he’s the last one left
00:27:32:08	00:27:34:16	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	so it is his
00:27:34:23	00:27:47:05	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	goal to make sure he spreads his family line so they don’t die i
00:27:43:22	00:27:44:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	line?
00:27:44:16	00:27:45:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	line
00:27:47:05	00:27:50:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	i it means what you think
00:27:52:05	00:27:53:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:27:53:08	00:27:57:02	Steve [Lashara]	Zen isn’t here yet.
00:27:56:18	00:27:58:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Mass
00:27:57:02	00:28:09:03	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	whether that is through children or through stories oh that’s
00:28:01:02	00:28:01:19	Dave [DM]	Oh
00:28:02:21	00:28:14:10	Dave [DM]	Old Man Jenkins like old town was named after Old Man Jenkins’ family They’re all just that old moniker the precursor It’s like a mister but old
00:28:03:08	00:28:04:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	metaphorical
00:28:14:10	00:28:15:08	Dave [DM]	Alright
00:28:15:02	00:28:20:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	but yeah old man james he also um is a little paranoid so
00:28:22:04	00:28:30:28	Dave [DM]	I like that. Okay, so we are entering the tavern in the southern lands south of Old Town
00:28:30:17	00:28:31:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	wizard
00:28:30:28	00:28:38:08	Dave [DM]	and we are looking for Gray the Wizard to tell us… Yes, he is a wizard.
00:28:36:19	00:28:50:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you were
00:28:39:26	00:28:41:15	Steve [Lashara]	You enter the bar
00:28:40:00	00:28:50:08	Dave [DM]	So you enter the bar, you look around, the lights kind of flickering, you see these shady faces looking at you and the man at the bar kind of cocks his eyes and looks over at you guys
00:28:50:08	00:28:53:29	Dave [DM]	You guys aren’t from here, are you?
00:28:58:14	00:29:05:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	No question mark wait is this old town
00:29:02:16	00:29:03:08	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Of course I’m from here.
00:29:05:08	00:29:17:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	preemptively spreading
00:29:07:22	00:29:09:18	Dave [DM]	We’re next to the petroglyphs of Uvown
00:29:15:20	00:29:16:10	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:29:17:04	00:29:17:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	your speech
00:29:17:08	00:29:17:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:29:18:23	00:29:21:00	Dave [DM]	I wasn’t paying I was actually at the brothel
00:29:23:11	00:29:24:24	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I never know where I am.
00:29:24:28	00:29:26:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	which is
00:29:24:29	00:29:25:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:29:25:22	00:29:36:28	Dave [DM]	Which is totally fine Um No we’re just next to The petrogryphs Of Uvow You know This is our community And we know outsiders When we see them You look like an outsider
00:29:37:07	00:29:39:14	Dave [DM]	And also someone who wants to spread their seed.
00:29:40:20	00:29:43:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	from the outside so thank you for making that observation.
00:29:43:09	00:29:47:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You guys have problems Problems with outsiders
00:29:48:14	00:29:54:04	Dave [DM]	It depends on the outsiders. Do you want to start a problem? Or are you a problem with it?
00:29:53:15	00:29:58:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Outsiders with money We are welcome
00:29:55:23	00:30:05:25	Dave [DM]	If you have money, then you are welcome because we have lots of drinks and we have lots of food. If you wanna eat that and drink with us, by all means, maybe someday you’ll become an insider.
00:29:59:18	00:30:01:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and we oh
00:30:00:10	00:30:08:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That sounds ominous
00:30:09:24	00:30:10:08	Dave [DM]	Ominous.
00:30:12:15	00:30:13:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	omnivorous
00:30:13:13	00:30:14:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:30:13:13	00:30:15:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:30:13:23	00:30:15:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:30:14:12	00:30:15:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:30:15:03	00:30:16:20	Dave [DM]	That sounds omnivorous.
00:30:15:08	00:30:17:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Omnius Okay
00:30:18:14	00:30:23:00	Dave [DM]	um so do you guys want to get something to drink do you actually have money or are you just saying
00:30:23:24	00:30:26:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I figured level 15, we should at least have some money, right?
00:30:28:27	00:30:30:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we want to start
00:30:30:17	00:30:40:02	Dave [DM]	you wanna drink? Okay well you know you can saddle up either to the bar or you can sit down with some of these other uh surly folks in the bar and have a drink
00:30:30:21	00:30:31:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:30:31:21	00:30:32:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	of course
00:30:39:12	00:30:41:05	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I’ll go join that lady over there.
00:30:42:23	00:30:43:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m going to stay at the bar.
00:30:44:23	00:30:45:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah.
00:30:45:23	00:30:56:17	Dave [DM]	to the Barkeep alright way across
00:30:57:04	00:30:58:16	Dave [DM]	next to the drinks
00:31:01:22	00:31:07:07	Dave [DM]	yeah that’s that’s meta you don’t know that there is a guy in chains back
00:31:03:01	00:31:06:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	at the Bar. We could bond.
00:31:10:11	00:31:10:23	Dave [DM]	the chains?
00:31:11:07	00:31:13:14	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I thought he was just on like a pedestal or something.
00:31:13:07	00:31:15:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	than the chairs of the table so you can probably
00:31:17:17	00:31:19:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Do you want to come
00:31:19:01	00:31:23:00	Steve [Lashara]	that you’re always looking out for me. I appreciate that.
00:31:20:24	00:31:24:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	That’s what I do I am very altruistic charismeters
00:31:26:12	00:31:29:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the bar, but I’m going to lean against it as I’m facing out.
00:31:29:25	00:31:31:14	Dave [DM]	just kind of scope out what’s
00:31:32:27	00:31:35:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Just sea charting.
00:31:36:14	00:31:39:19	Steve [Lashara]	Can I recognize the…
00:31:42:04	00:31:48:22	Steve [Lashara]	any like artisans or those who might be mechanically inclined as any of the people around
00:31:49:12	00:31:57:19	Dave [DM]	tell most of these people just by the way they’re dressed and what they look like They are not artisans Most of them look like religious phonetics
00:31:59:01	00:32:02:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, well.
00:31:59:08	00:32:00:07	Steve [Lashara]	will go to the bar
00:32:00:25	00:32:02:09	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	You’re gonna fit right in!
00:32:04:12	00:32:08:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	It’s easy to tell which religion they’re associated with it.
00:32:08:20	00:32:26:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Plethora or insight?
00:32:09:03	00:32:19:26	Dave [DM]	no it’s just the fact that they all have very similar colors on and very um they’re not super ornate they look very monkish very just of the earth
00:32:19:26	00:32:24:28	Dave [DM]	um the one thing that you do notice as you start to look around does someone want to make a uh
00:32:20:20	00:32:21:09	Steve [Lashara]	13
00:32:27:02	00:32:28:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, not investigation on me.
00:32:43:02	00:32:54:06	Dave [DM]	okay um one thing you do see and it’s very hard to see, but you start noticing because of their sackcloth
00:32:45:09	00:32:54:21	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	there any
00:32:54:06	00:33:01:26	Dave [DM]	style clothes. There are a lot of holes and they have a ribbing. You can see that there is a mark on the upper back shoulder of them
00:32:59:18	00:33:19:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	people who
00:33:02:29	00:33:14:20	Dave [DM]	and it is not a tattoo. It looks like almost the beginning of a rotting flesh that starts up on the right
00:33:15:21	00:33:16:17	Dave [DM]	shoulder area
00:33:18:16	00:33:30:11	Dave [DM]	so it’s almost like they’ve been touched or something has happened and you don’t know if these people are willingly doing this or if they’re not willing to do this.
00:33:24:04	00:33:32:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	You don’t know if these people are part of the internet or what they often do.
00:33:34:01	00:33:45:15	Dave [DM]	they’re eating and they’re drinking and they’m trying to enjoy themselves uh…if you get the iBard and turn on some music there might be some dancing I don’t
00:33:34:13	00:33:37:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	What do you mean when they’re trying to enjoy them?
00:33:40:08	00:33:47:11	Steve [Lashara]	Is it this somber and slow?
00:33:45:21	00:33:49:02	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	It might be this conference release.
00:33:47:06	00:33:51:01	Dave [DM]	be this somber so it might be like really strange like slow ballroom
00:33:50:21	00:33:55:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	don’t you hear it there’s music yeah it’s more classical right now
00:33:52:04	00:33:55:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I hear the music. I was dancing to the music
00:33:55:01	00:33:55:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:33:55:18	00:33:57:19	Steve [Lashara]	It’s a morose band.
00:34:00:02	00:34:04:09	Dave [DM]	there’s over there sitting in the corner playing like cellos and violins
00:34:00:19	00:34:05:17	Steve [Lashara]	Just very lugubriously.
00:34:05:09	00:34:08:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	For the ship to go down
00:34:05:24	00:34:10:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah um to the to the
00:34:06:07	00:34:06:16	Dave [DM]	slow
00:34:12:16	00:34:23:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	bartender i’m gonna make note of my observation just ask him uh are these people i notice a lot of people have some markings looks like
00:34:23:14	00:34:30:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	there’s something that’s going on with their skin flesh. Are these people sick? Is there a sickness in this community or something?
00:34:35:00	00:34:35:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Amen, brother.
00:34:39:00	00:34:39:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	they believe in.
00:34:39:15	00:34:50:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	What do you guys explain this truth to me? Share some more of this truth with them. I’m a big fan. Of course. But I would love to hear it from you as well.
00:34:52:11	00:35:02:20	Dave [DM]	yes well the truth came through our town about 12 months ago, and the truth has stayed. And if you stay,
00:35:02:27	00:35:08:16	Dave [DM]	I imagine the truth will come back for you as well. But we are all here. We are living
00:35:11:21	00:35:15:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	a person that came through? Was it a wave? Was it weather condition?
00:35:20:03	00:35:23:14	Dave [DM]	we know is it came through and it touched us, and we are touched.
00:35:26:10	00:35:27:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Don’t ask him that.
00:35:28:17	00:35:40:04	Steve [Lashara]	pull out a small little doll are those
00:35:29:04	00:35:31:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	doll where it touched you.
00:35:31:01	00:35:34:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:35:31:11	00:35:31:29	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:35:31:11	00:35:35:06	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:35:31:20	00:35:33:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:35:32:29	00:35:34:26	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:35:35:29	00:35:39:06	Dave [DM]	And someone’s being, no, I mean,
00:35:40:14	00:35:43:11	Dave [DM]	I like to speak of touched as symbolic.
00:35:45:06	00:35:51:08	Dave [DM]	But you can also tell that we are growing into people and we are changing and we’re not going to be able and we aren’t being exalted.
00:35:46:28	00:35:56:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Has anybody
00:35:54:23	00:35:56:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	What’s your name again?
00:35:56:21	00:36:01:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	reached this exalted state? What happens to this exaltate state?
00:35:57:05	00:35:59:05	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	It’s teen, time, time.
00:36:00:19	00:36:11:21	Dave [DM]	Some of us are more exalted than others and he starts to take off his gloves and you know, you see that instead of just a small patch of flesh that’s kind of started
00:36:11:21	00:36:23:18	Dave [DM]	to turn into this decaying like rot. His entire hands have rotted away and you can see the sinew and muscle within his hands
00:36:27:26	00:36:30:27	Steve [Lashara]	to wash the mugs and prepare food
00:36:28:09	00:36:29:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	detect magic?
00:36:32:22	00:36:38:22	Dave [DM]	I have someone in the back who does my bidding to wash the mugs.
00:36:40:03	00:36:44:12	Steve [Lashara]	slide my mug a little bit farther away from myself it’s okay
00:36:43:16	00:36:46:14	Dave [DM]	It’s okay, he hasn’t been touched. He’s clean.
00:36:43:24	00:36:44:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	for one.
00:36:44:14	00:36:51:04	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	The only spells I ever made… …I’m gonna kill your spells.
00:36:47:26	00:36:50:25	Dave [DM]	Not not clean but he is unexalted.
00:36:49:23	00:36:52:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	And, and wait, who’s…
00:36:53:15	00:37:00:05	Dave [DM]	That’s why he’s washing dishes religiously even when there’s not dirty dishes he’s brushing the dishes.
00:36:53:22	00:37:05:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that’s what wait i’m sorry the bartender is this the bartending telling you i missed something
00:37:03:06	00:37:03:20	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh no.
00:37:05:09	00:37:08:01	Steve [Lashara]	did you say the bartender his name was Tyne
00:37:05:17	00:37:12:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	is this that’s that’s me yeah because the end is near these
00:37:09:25	00:37:10:06	Steve [Lashara]	that’s
00:37:11:10	00:37:13:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	T-E-I-N The end is near
00:37:12:29	00:37:20:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	people oh so you agree
00:37:14:22	00:37:18:02	Dave [DM]	I mean, I could be named time because of the end busy.
00:37:23:14	00:37:34:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	well wait uh so is that like a tourist
00:37:24:17	00:37:25:07	Steve [Lashara]	Cavern
00:37:26:14	00:37:28:02	Steve [Lashara]	Barkeep what is your name
00:37:28:05	00:37:28:20	Dave [DM]	Argus.
00:37:41:14	00:37:53:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i do yeah it’s spanish no no um
00:37:42:12	00:37:43:12	Dave [DM]	with the
00:37:44:18	00:37:45:03	Dave [DM]	little
00:37:47:26	00:37:49:17	Dave [DM]	above the E Corius
00:37:48:26	00:37:52:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Was a Koreas A thing or a person
00:37:57:08	00:38:04:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that you’re sharing um how does did you say
00:38:04:01	00:38:11:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	how does one i mean i’m extremely interested um we’re all just true and uh did you
00:38:11:11	00:38:16:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	how does 1 become exalted do you say we just have to stick around or is there a way to expedite
00:38:16:03	00:38:23:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this process corey
00:38:17:24	00:38:19:04	Dave [DM]	He’s coming forever
00:38:24:29	00:38:30:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Is there a North Koreas and a South Koreas Like
00:38:31:01	00:38:35:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	on what your touches do north
00:38:37:06	00:38:47:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It wasn’t In all seriousness This is South Korea Got it Okay
00:38:43:06	00:38:44:27	Dave [DM]	in the south so yes this is the
00:38:48:27	00:38:53:24	Dave [DM]	South Koreas I hear that northern Koreas doesn’t have as much freedom as we do
00:38:53:20	00:38:59:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah. Does that mean they’re… does that mean that they are all
00:39:02:05	00:39:08:24	Dave [DM]	mean they may be completely exalted But when you are exalted You don’t make decisions
00:39:10:11	00:39:11:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, uh
00:39:12:16	00:39:21:29	Steve [Lashara]	Speaking of people being exalted, is that what your neighboring towns? Is that why you believe this happened to them, that they’ve all been exalted?
00:39:13:08	00:39:19:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Tien did you find anything about that?
00:39:26:08	00:39:31:27	Dave [DM]	I just know that the exaltation is coming for all of us. Are you guys from the north?
00:39:33:10	00:39:35:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	We’re from all over. I’m from the ocean
00:39:38:16	00:40:01:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	generally the north generally wow 14
00:39:43:02	00:39:54:20	Dave [DM]	Well yes, I’ve heard that the Exaltation hasn’t passed through the north quite as much but I do believe that the north will be exalted within the fortnight.
00:39:56:09	00:39:58:29	Steve [Lashara]	What leads you to believe that?
00:40:01:08	00:40:02:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Two weeks
00:40:05:29	00:40:14:04	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I know that because of Jane Austen.
00:40:06:19	00:40:07:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Fortnight!
00:40:07:03	00:40:11:06	Dave [DM]	The Correus has been gathering his strength
00:40:13:27	00:40:14:29	Dave [DM]	and exalt
00:40:21:20	00:40:25:22	Dave [DM]	here tonight, but within a fortnight the north will be
00:40:23:06	00:40:27:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	in the north are you listening
00:40:28:05	00:40:30:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He said that Koreas was going to come and…
00:40:32:11	00:40:39:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	is there anyone in town that can tell us more about creaks or is this
00:40:40:23	00:40:43:17	Dave [DM]	you could talk to anyone we’ve all been touched
00:40:48:03	00:40:51:16	Steve [Lashara]	Why, what has he done To prevent him from being touched?
00:40:49:17	00:40:50:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	have a question
00:40:52:19	00:40:54:14	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	to the bar because I’m technically not at
00:40:56:19	00:41:00:02	Dave [DM]	Oh okay, now I want to be part of this conversation
00:40:59:21	00:41:07:04	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Well, I do have a question on this one.
00:41:02:11	00:41:11:10	Dave [DM]	No, for some odd reason And he has mystical abilities that stop him from being touched.
00:41:02:28	00:41:04:00	Steve [Lashara]	Raise your hand
00:41:11:14	00:41:20:25	Dave [DM]	But the shackles he is in and the dishes he’s been washing will eventually weather that away.
00:41:15:29	00:41:40:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Can we
00:41:26:25	00:41:33:26	Dave [DM]	I mean this entire country believes in slavery. They can put people in shackles and make them work.
00:41:35:16	00:41:39:18	Dave [DM]	He was captured and we purchased him as a dishwasher. That’s what we do here.
00:41:40:13	00:41:41:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	talk to your dishwasher?
00:41:41:28	00:41:44:02	Dave [DM]	He’s washing dishes. Why would you want to talk
00:41:45:05	00:41:49:06	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	a question. Um, has anyone tried to resist
00:41:50:17	00:41:51:13	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	this touch?
00:41:52:22	00:41:59:13	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	And if so, like could I, like meet them? Like where would you put them? are they cleaning the dishwasher
00:42:00:25	00:42:08:19	Dave [DM]	captured and sold, just like the dishwasher If you can’t be touched then you must be put somewhere else
00:42:08:14	00:42:18:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	guys stop asking weird questions okay we should exactly yes
00:42:09:20	00:42:12:21	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	the dishwasher resisted the touch
00:42:12:23	00:42:17:06	Steve [Lashara]	We should be asking about how to come closer to the supernatural.
00:42:18:09	00:42:24:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we should be honored talking to this fellow who’s enlightening us instead of wasting our time peasant and dishwater
00:42:28:24	00:42:39:22	Dave [DM]	discussion all of a sudden you see every single person in the tavern they start to twitch a little and you start to see growth grow up And the people that have it just on their shoulder
00:42:39:22	00:42:51:02	Dave [DM]	now it’s coming out the top of their necks and rolling up the side of their faces um, and your barkeep actually loses almost his entire neck
00:42:51:02	00:42:52:15	Dave [DM]	it just kind of flakes off
00:42:57:01	00:43:01:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I was going to ask if you wanted us to remove it, but does it sound like you want?
00:43:02:23	00:43:05:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You want me to try and remove it?
00:43:09:23	00:43:10:25	Steve [Lashara]	to study it for you.
00:43:12:06	00:43:18:15	Dave [DM]	Cut off a piece of my neck and put it in a petri dish And study it under your microscopes
00:43:15:03	00:43:20:15	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, yes that’s the best way to come to truth.
00:43:25:12	00:43:29:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	detect magic can I learn more about
00:43:25:23	00:43:32:23	Dave [DM]	science sure yeah do you make an arcana check
00:43:32:23	00:43:40:10	Dave [DM]	oh geez oh geez arcana
00:43:33:07	00:43:35:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh no an arcana check
00:43:36:06	00:43:38:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You’re a cleric. That should be massive.
00:43:45:25	00:43:49:02	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	don’t know that spell can you just not cast it
00:43:49:18	00:43:55:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	my intelligence it’s yeah
00:43:52:09	00:44:01:07	Dave [DM]	are your is is your is your casting stat intelligence or wisdom okay good that’s
00:43:55:05	00:44:09:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no but intelligence intelligence well they
00:44:09:05	00:44:10:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	didn’t technically roll
00:44:09:28	00:44:13:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:44:10:17	00:44:12:24	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:44:10:26	00:44:12:24	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:44:12:08	00:44:20:27	Dave [DM]	um so what
00:44:13:20	00:44:20:09	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, so
00:44:13:23	00:44:14:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:44:14:02	00:44:15:27	Steve [Lashara]	Okay, second roll of the night.
00:44:14:19	00:44:25:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay just gotta get it out of the way she can get her so somebody else want to try and do something
00:44:15:24	00:44:17:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You get nothing!
00:44:19:05	00:44:22:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah. The odds are in your favor.
00:44:20:27	00:44:32:20	Dave [DM]	yeah yeah yeah so um you actually trying to to to cast this you reach out and you touch it and you can
00:44:21:27	00:44:31:14	Steve [Lashara]	Just a roll
00:44:32:20	00:44:41:26	Dave [DM]	see that that it actually has leaped out from his flesh and it has started to grow and fester on your middle finger.
00:44:42:05	00:44:44:27	Dave [DM]	Do you want to cut it off or do you want
00:44:45:27	00:44:55:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	are those my only options i have like remove curse i could try another spell i’m gonna try to remove first before
00:44:50:07	00:44:56:27	Dave [DM]	you can try to remove your curse then. Okay.
00:44:57:28	00:45:03:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um a 13 do i add something
00:45:05:15	00:45:10:12	Dave [DM]	Is it just a spell slot to do removed curse? Read me what removed curse does.
00:45:16:05	00:45:27:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh these are oh wait do i have to have i have known spells and prepared
00:45:27:26	00:45:34:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	spells i can only use prepared right now okay well then i can’t sorry
00:45:37:28	00:45:50:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	hold on
00:45:38:17	00:45:40:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I got an axe oh
00:45:41:17	00:45:43:17	Dave [DM]	have something that could possibly stave
00:45:44:29	00:45:51:08	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I think most of mine are like They’re killing people
00:45:55:17	00:45:56:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	like potions or anything
00:46:01:20	00:46:04:12	Dave [DM]	me see if you can run out into the store and buy some potions real quick
00:46:04:26	00:46:05:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’ll be right back
00:46:05:00	00:46:07:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	hold on one sec because I have a
00:46:06:02	00:46:07:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:46:06:06	00:46:08:19	Dave [DM]	I gotta go to Walmart real quick
00:46:06:27	00:46:18:20	Steve [Lashara]	All right, I can cast an Aura of Purity and non -hostile creatures cannot become diseased.
00:46:19:07	00:46:24:02	Steve [Lashara]	Resistance poison advantage on saving throws that cause blind charm death and break.
00:46:30:24	00:46:33:29	Dave [DM]	you could detect what type of magic it is, then maybe
00:46:35:10	00:46:38:13	Dave [DM]	but it’s really just a stab in the dark at this point
00:46:36:21	00:46:41:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it’s just gonna take in the air does it smell like rotting flesh
00:46:43:24	00:46:46:02	Dave [DM]	an apple cider
00:46:47:17	00:46:49:18	Dave [DM]	and mixed with dish soap.
00:46:50:23	00:46:51:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	from a certain
00:46:56:21	00:46:57:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	uh
00:46:58:11	00:47:01:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	necrotic just based off what’s happening
00:46:59:29	00:47:09:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	so like cure wound that I have ready to go can I use that on myself
00:47:10:13	00:47:12:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	touch myself to use the
00:47:13:23	00:47:23:23	Dave [DM]	I mean, this thing hasn’t given any damage to you. You just know that with everything else that’s going on you know it’s going to continue up your arm.
00:47:29:06	00:47:34:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I haven’t even read him he’s already taken my middle finger
00:47:29:21	00:47:44:02	Steve [Lashara]	is that
00:47:32:19	00:47:43:14	Dave [DM]	While you guys are discussing whether or not you’re gonna cut your middle finger off you hear a big clamoring of dishes and broken dishes and swearing and hissing
00:47:43:14	00:47:51:28	Dave [DM]	And just this, how dare you? I got a back feeling. You just kind of hear bubbles from that point forward.
00:47:47:29	00:47:55:08	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	He’s drunk, I think he’s drunk.
00:47:52:03	00:48:03:23	Dave [DM]	And so it’s coming from the back room but you can’t really tell where it’s coming from because this whole thing is just an echo chamber.
00:47:53:21	00:47:58:21	Steve [Lashara]	from the far side of the bar of the tavern?
00:47:55:25	00:47:57:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The dishwasher is probably right over here.
00:48:04:18	00:48:15:25	Dave [DM]	So our bartender needs to go back and check on his dishwasher. He’s like excuse me my friends and my future touched allies. I will be back.
00:48:16:10	00:48:18:27	Dave [DM]	And so he goes actually into the back room.
00:48:21:08	00:48:22:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I say we cut your little finger off.
00:48:24:13	00:48:29:08	Dave [DM]	So, I mean, The great thing is it’s a flame.
00:48:25:15	00:48:31:11	Steve [Lashara]	I thought that was a finger. It’s aflame, but it totally looks like he’s flipping him off.
00:48:29:13	00:48:31:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:48:30:21	00:48:31:29	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:48:33:25	00:48:35:01	Dave [DM]	Yeah, It’s, It’s His Middle Finger.
00:48:40:05	00:48:47:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You look like you’re a part of some secret assassin group I didn’t touch anything.
00:48:41:18	00:48:46:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we just started maybe if we all cut off our middle finger then i’ll feel better about this
00:48:48:01	00:48:55:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay you just the finger and
00:48:48:03	00:48:51:20	Dave [DM]	was that? You get the wand sheath after this and you could just
00:48:49:13	00:48:55:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	We can have matching one sheet
00:48:55:04	00:49:05:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	keep half
00:48:56:25	00:49:04:24	Dave [DM]	It’s only the first knuckle of your middle finger at this point, so you probably don’t have to lose the whole finger.
00:49:05:04	00:49:07:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	of it and get a mechanical finger later
00:49:06:14	00:49:13:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	You know what’s gonna happen like, you can see the other people around you
00:49:10:16	00:49:13:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and your spell won’t do anything because we don’t know what type of magic it is
00:49:15:23	00:49:17:18	Steve [Lashara]	I can make assumptions. I have pretty high arcana.
00:49:22:07	00:49:30:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	if we need to get a knife out maybe we should do I feel can I observe this while we’re talking about this stuff, can I feel this
00:49:30:22	00:49:40:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the painful, what’s the voice can I detect the voice cause I speak several languages
00:49:33:06	00:49:35:20	Dave [DM]	you start to hear a voice in your mind.
00:49:42:22	00:49:44:12	Steve [Lashara]	Well, I do have Dispel Magic.
00:49:49:07	00:49:50:22	Dave [DM]	What does Dispel Magic do?
00:49:50:22	00:49:52:28	Steve [Lashara]	So any…
00:49:55:07	00:49:56:02	Steve [Lashara]	Hold on.
00:49:59:03	00:50:04:05	Steve [Lashara]	The DC equals 10 for spell level. Oh. What did it?
00:50:07:06	00:50:12:08	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, I have to select something from which a magical effect is coming
00:50:14:02	00:50:26:02	Steve [Lashara]	and I make it for each spell at fourth or level higher make an ability check using your Spellcasting Ability D.C. is the spells level so I’d have to know what that spell
00:50:26:02	00:50:26:19	Steve [Lashara]	was
00:50:30:01	00:50:31:28	Steve [Lashara]	just pull out like my
00:50:32:29	00:50:36:08	Steve [Lashara]	monocular and zoom in on his yeah
00:50:36:18	00:50:38:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	look at the molecular structure
00:50:38:17	00:50:41:11	Steve [Lashara]	using my arcana so
00:50:42:27	00:50:45:28	Steve [Lashara]	do what I was hoping 11
00:50:47:13	00:50:54:11	Steve [Lashara]	it looks like your finger is slowly turning necrotic if we don’t cut it off It very well could spread. That’s what I can see.
00:50:49:08	00:50:49:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:50:54:29	00:51:02:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	before we cut it off can i detect what the voices are saying with this condition because i
00:51:02:26	00:51:13:27	Dave [DM]	yeah yeah yeah so the voice is it’s a really low whisper right now because obviously it hasn’t had a full effect on you it’s it’s still small voice
00:51:03:29	00:51:05:00	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	The point
00:51:14:07	00:51:22:10	Dave [DM]	um it uh it’s just saying over and over and ever again so
00:51:16:10	00:51:16:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	It’s
00:51:17:15	00:51:19:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Still creaky voice.
00:51:28:27	00:51:31:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	This makes perfect sense that this is happening to you.
00:51:32:11	00:51:33:16	Dave [DM]	52 times it says
00:51:34:09	00:51:34:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh
00:51:41:03	00:51:42:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the end is coming
00:51:43:07	00:51:45:17	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, it’s called Saturday night.
00:51:44:07	00:51:47:16	Dave [DM]	limbs belonged back.
00:51:55:08	00:51:56:16	Steve [Lashara]	God, we’re getting grafted.
00:51:56:24	00:52:00:29	Dave [DM]	The end is coming. Which is great because you believe the end is
00:52:05:28	00:52:13:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we can both but we can respect each other
00:52:10:18	00:52:20:17	Dave [DM]	yeah we can we can. just depends on who has more truth right? There’s a lot of truth.
00:52:14:22	00:52:15:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:52:17:26	00:52:22:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	or better truth not necessarily more I’m more of a qualitative over quantitative guy
00:52:18:10	00:52:19:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	They have a lot of truth in this room.
00:52:24:02	00:52:26:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	better truth that’s what I’m looking for
00:52:27:26	00:52:39:01	Dave [DM]	okay um while you guys are looking and fidgeting at the uh necrosis that’s happening on your finger and debating whether or not to cut it off what you’ve noticed is just
00:52:30:16	00:52:31:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	maybe
00:52:38:27	00:52:48:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m just gonna keep it
00:52:39:01	00:52:45:29	Dave [DM]	with the thought of removing this from you everyone has stopped everything they’re doing and they are all
00:52:50:10	00:52:55:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Cut your finger off. It’s going to spread to your hand next, and then you’re gonna have
00:52:50:16	00:52:55:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	just for now yeah maybe until we like find another
00:52:56:17	00:52:57:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	location
00:52:58:07	00:52:59:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Do I see any
00:52:59:28	00:53:00:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	hold on
00:53:01:06	00:53:02:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	mice chilling around?
00:53:04:18	00:53:14:17	Dave [DM]	be yeah i mean he cleans everything. They got a dishwasher they may have a housemaid too that is
00:53:05:26	00:53:06:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s very clean.
00:53:06:12	00:53:09:13	Steve [Lashara]	they’ve got a slave to do all the washing
00:53:14:10	00:53:16:17	Steve [Lashara]	this is not a brothel okay
00:53:14:17	00:53:17:04	Dave [DM]	a house slave, it is not
00:53:18:01	00:53:20:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	kill the dishwasher though he went in the back room or something is that
00:53:22:04	00:53:28:10	Dave [DM]	was getting upset about having to continually wash dishes and someone had to go back put him in his place
00:53:36:14	00:53:43:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	let’s say that for now it’s because of everything yeah yeah pretty cool
00:53:42:17	00:53:43:06	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:53:44:05	00:53:44:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Alright
00:53:45:21	00:53:55:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The dishwasher guy seems interesting to me since he’s the only one that has not been affected by what seems to be going on and I’m sure he’s been touched by some of that
00:53:56:06	00:54:07:20	Steve [Lashara]	well and you said the barkeep is gone but everybody else is looking at us we’re all by far but if
00:53:57:12	00:54:00:11	Dave [DM]	are in there they’ve just talked about the dishwasher
00:53:59:16	00:54:01:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh yeah, gotcha
00:54:07:25	00:54:09:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Originally we came in here looking for someone, right
00:54:08:06	00:54:11:27	Steve [Lashara]	Tyne goes over to like the fireplace
00:54:14:20	00:54:23:05	Steve [Lashara]	so I whisper go over to the other side of the tavern to try to distract them see if we can follow in
00:54:23:05	00:54:30:08	Steve [Lashara]	the footsteps of the barkeep converse with
00:54:24:10	00:54:30:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah sure yeah i’ll go converse with the other converts for a little while and learn more about
00:54:30:08	00:54:43:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this um since i’m obviously doing well uh
00:54:37:19	00:54:48:26	Dave [DM]	eyes follow him so is he going all the way over to the fireplace line you yeah i mean there’s some stools in
00:54:40:12	00:54:42:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yeah you ready to jump
00:54:43:26	00:54:53:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah sure yeah um yeah no i was thinking about singing
00:54:45:23	00:54:47:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	to them the stuff that you heard in your
00:54:48:06	00:54:51:25	Steve [Lashara]	heard you’re quite charismatic
00:54:48:26	00:54:50:01	Dave [DM]	there you can stand up on a stool
00:54:52:05	00:54:53:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:54:53:22	00:55:01:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	a song but i’m thinking about it not yet so
00:54:56:21	00:54:58:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the time is coming
00:55:01:08	00:55:06:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um yeah i’ll just work my way to the fireplace here
00:55:03:23	00:55:05:12	Dave [DM]	the meantime what is old man jenkins doing
00:55:06:10	00:55:16:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah old man jenkins is texting a boy
00:55:07:13	00:55:10:03	Dave [DM]	instead of looking at his his eye bar
00:55:12:24	00:55:18:08	Dave [DM]	oh that’s that’s that’s the way okay so where did you did you guys did you guy step try to step behind the bar
00:55:13:20	00:55:19:27	Steve [Lashara]	i’m learning okay so where did you go oh i i did not i did
00:55:16:08	00:55:20:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I don’t know you did not okay
00:55:19:23	00:55:29:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	um i’m gonna ask where the bathroom is and then conveniently go into a different direction but
00:55:21:00	00:55:26:13	Steve [Lashara]	the little boy’s room.
00:55:25:28	00:55:26:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	one to ask
00:55:29:11	00:55:40:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	where’s the bathroom in this fine clean uh bark apologize
00:55:34:13	00:55:41:26	Dave [DM]	the locals kind of stare at you like in disgust and they’re like bathroom
00:55:40:10	00:55:41:25	Steve [Lashara]	Go where you stand.
00:55:40:11	00:55:48:21	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	oh so it’s outside okay
00:55:42:28	00:55:53:26	Dave [DM]	we don’t sully the inside of our buildings with privies it’s us but it’s still clean we have people that clean those for us
00:55:48:21	00:55:52:14	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	thank you
00:55:54:28	00:55:55:21	Dave [DM]	it’s beautiful
00:56:00:26	00:56:08:20	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	gonna make my way there and then veer well i’m going to veer i’m gonna veer off and hope no one notices me do i have
00:56:08:20	00:56:13:21	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	to roll for that yeah
00:56:09:14	00:56:11:13	Dave [DM]	so you actually are going to try to go outside
00:56:15:11	00:56:17:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:56:17:16	00:56:20:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah let’s all split up okay against this
00:56:18:17	00:56:22:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	i gotta go to the bathroom okay i want to go out
00:56:20:10	00:56:21:16	Steve [Lashara]	That’s bound to work.
00:56:20:28	00:56:31:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	against this hive mind just pretend
00:56:22:17	00:56:34:09	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	something gonna happen to me you going to go to The Bathroom on this floor if you don’t let me
00:56:25:12	00:56:27:28	Dave [DM]	are magically sealed
00:56:34:09	00:56:40:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	out but you don t wanna sole your floor you were worried about me sulling your
00:56:34:22	00:56:37:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you’re like admiring the quality of the door
00:56:35:02	00:56:38:01	Dave [DM]	that’s i mean you’re old man jenkins you can go to the bathroom on the floor
00:56:42:06	00:56:53:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m going to accidentally knock one of the mugs down on the other side to the bar and see if any of people noticed the noise.
00:56:54:19	00:57:03:26	Dave [DM]	you knock it over there’s a loud clank no one really notices they’re staying keeping their eyes on our friend over here and uh when that happens though the
00:57:02:08	00:57:03:08	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	when that happens
00:57:03:02	00:57:05:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	wait did you read this pamphlet do you read
00:57:03:26	00:57:14:29	Dave [DM]	barkeep sticks his head out the door and says you’re paying for that and then brings it right back. And then you hear kind of like a muffled, like punching, like sandbag noise in the
00:57:05:29	00:57:20:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it could be
00:57:16:26	00:57:17:17	Steve [Lashara]	um
00:57:18:19	00:57:19:10	Steve [Lashara]	I’m gonna
00:57:21:03	00:57:22:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
00:57:22:02	00:57:23:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
00:57:22:13	00:57:34:08	Steve [Lashara]	uh and I’m goin’ to use my magical tinkering ability to create a small whimsical device that
00:57:35:29	00:57:43:17	Steve [Lashara]	I’m kind of trying to cue it to go along with the song that he’s gonna sing to be like a miniature pyrotechnic show with like
00:57:43:13	00:57:47:22	Dave [DM]	okay so you really trying to entertain him. Okay yeah. So like
00:57:44:05	00:57:44:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
00:57:44:24	00:57:45:19	Steve [Lashara]	yeah, yeah,
00:57:46:27	00:57:48:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m entertaining you’re entertaining them too
00:57:51:06	00:57:52:22	Steve [Lashara]	mechanical device that’s
00:57:54:11	00:57:57:12	Steve [Lashara]	sounds and it’s like a miniature light show to go along with you.
00:57:56:00	00:58:01:14	Dave [DM]	Lashara is making like a music light box and you’re going to sing
00:58:01:08	00:58:03:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I thought I was in charge of I’m combining
00:58:04:04	00:58:07:14	Steve [Lashara]	We’re going to go for one of those megachurch style things
00:58:07:03	00:58:10:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay yeah I’ll channel my Joel Olsk
00:58:07:26	00:58:12:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	i’m refraining yeah
00:58:07:27	00:58:09:20	Dave [DM]	Jenkins, are you peeing in the corner?
00:58:11:06	00:58:13:13	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
00:58:13:06	00:58:13:12	Dave [DM]	Okay.
00:58:18:22	00:58:21:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	too bad it’s gone
00:58:24:18	00:58:29:27	Dave [DM]	And okay so you knocked a glass over and it fell behind the bar Are you going to do anything else?
00:58:31:25	00:58:33:29	Steve [Lashara]	I’m letting the ranger try to sneak
00:58:32:11	00:58:41:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, I am. I am… Where is it? Under my actions I can
00:58:34:07	00:58:34:21	Dave [DM]	Okay.
00:58:43:12	00:58:44:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	disappear!
00:58:45:05	00:58:46:20	Dave [DM]	Oh so you’re gonna turn invisible
00:58:46:25	00:58:58:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	As an action you can give yourself 1d8 plus one There it is. You magically become invisible along with any equipment you are wearing or carrying until the start of your next turn
00:58:58:22	00:59:02:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s kind of a In combat thing
00:59:01:29	00:59:04:25	Dave [DM]	Yeah I’ll allowing you to turn invisible if that’s something you can do
00:59:08:17	00:59:17:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, I’m going to vanish and I’m just going to very sneakily poke my head into this room. Yeah.
00:59:14:08	00:59:25:21	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay so block practice comes up
00:59:15:17	00:59:27:13	Dave [DM]	the bar okay so when you walk past the bar the floor opens up and
00:59:25:21	00:59:36:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	and it’s a very fun thing that
00:59:26:09	00:59:29:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	truth and there
00:59:27:13	00:59:35:20	Dave [DM]	the truth reaches out there is hundreds and hundreds of necrotic
00:59:35:20	00:59:43:19	Dave [DM]	bodies that are reaching up and they grab you this yep because you when you he passed over
00:59:36:02	00:59:37:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	so
00:59:39:17	00:59:42:17	Steve [Lashara]	Even though he’s invisible?
00:59:43:19	00:59:50:13	Dave [DM]	the trap. So when you fell in the trap, they grab your ankle and start to pull you down.
00:59:45:28	00:59:48:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	when you go trap they grab your
00:59:46:23	00:59:47:22	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	self -trapped
00:59:48:28	00:59:49:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay.
00:59:52:07	00:59:53:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	to cast
00:59:58:28	01:00:01:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	blast down below me sacred flame
01:00:01:25	01:00:09:19	Dave [DM]	And with that, the singing, dancing, and pyrotechnics have all
01:00:05:05	01:00:12:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	the singing of my band here to see
01:00:09:19	01:00:18:08	Dave [DM]	come to an end. Do you want to try to roll? I will give it to you. If you can roll a nat 20,
01:00:12:08	01:00:13:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I don’t think that you know…
01:00:13:22	01:00:15:18	Steve [Lashara]	Look over here!
01:00:16:19	01:00:18:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Uh, well, can I? Can I?
01:00:18:08	01:00:25:19	Dave [DM]	i will give i will let you continue to entertain them while this is happening there’s
01:00:18:17	01:00:20:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:00:19:18	01:00:26:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and I’ll just be yelling out it’s all part of the pyro techniques
01:00:22:19	01:00:23:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	That’s it.
01:00:27:03	01:00:34:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	oh my god yes yes
01:00:28:16	01:00:29:21	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	oh my gosh
01:00:29:13	01:00:31:11	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:00:30:12	01:00:31:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:00:30:12	01:00:34:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:00:34:17	01:01:15:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it’s all part of the show now no
01:00:34:23	01:00:41:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Hey everybody, wait! Hold on, I didn’t get to tell you the punchline yet! Hold on you guys, look over here.
01:00:41:00	01:00:54:18	Steve [Lashara]	And so,
01:00:41:08	01:00:45:03	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:00:42:07	01:00:45:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:00:44:15	01:00:51:27	Dave [DM]	necrosis continues to grow um you are actually starting to convert people with your end is near
01:00:53:12	01:00:59:09	Dave [DM]	speech. And so, because they actually do believe what you’re saying, all eyes are on
01:00:53:15	01:00:55:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay. They’re rethinking the decision.
01:00:54:18	01:00:59:17	Steve [Lashara]	because they actually do it too.
01:00:59:09	01:01:07:29	Dave [DM]	you. Yeah? Okay. You, on the other hand, do have necrosis rolling up your leg and
01:01:03:08	01:01:04:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	They’re turning.
01:01:07:29	01:01:15:01	Dave [DM]	because it was more than just a small touch, it is moving at a lot faster
01:01:15:02	01:01:17:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	hold on didn’t sacred flame do anything
01:01:17:03	01:01:27:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	wait describe
01:01:18:04	01:01:23:18	Dave [DM]	them down below but basically you killed maybe like 20 or so that were right underneath you and
01:01:23:18	01:01:33:10	Dave [DM]	the rest of them scattered. So, you can hear I mean there are hundreds of zombified necrotic
01:01:27:04	01:01:41:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	me what they are dear goodness
01:01:33:10	01:01:39:25	Dave [DM]	bodies underneath you. And they look like they’ve all been stitched together from different people’s
01:01:39:25	01:01:51:05	Dave [DM]	body parts yes without
01:01:42:19	01:01:45:14	Steve [Lashara]	like a white horse head down there
01:01:46:18	01:01:53:01	Steve [Lashara]	it wasn’t perfectly without lemmist
01:01:52:14	01:01:55:29	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:01:52:24	01:01:53:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:01:52:24	01:01:55:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:01:53:23	01:01:56:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:01:56:02	01:01:56:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Of course!
01:01:57:27	01:02:03:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	uh okay um so nothing i have
01:02:00:06	01:02:07:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	we can all hear it now
01:02:12:02	01:02:18:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Can his be a little different? because mine is the end is near can his be like okay yeah he’s he’s t i’m teen
01:02:23:12	01:02:29:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that’s not necessarily true you guys don’t listen okay hold on the end but let’s think about this okay
01:02:28:07	01:02:32:18	Dave [DM]	and chris you guys are just kind of connecting on this now and you’re like oh yeah I don’t know if I believe that part
01:02:31:26	01:02:43:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no I’m talking to everybody else in the bar this is my this is like I’ve built on the truth that they have we’ve established that and now we’re taking shifting towards
01:02:34:20	01:02:37:24	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I feel the truth they have
01:02:34:29	01:02:35:27	Dave [DM]	don’t listen to that
01:02:43:03	01:02:53:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	do you
01:02:47:01	01:02:47:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	crap
01:02:53:24	01:02:57:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	have a healing potion or anything that you could take
01:02:58:05	01:03:00:13	Steve [Lashara]	I don’t know that Oh yeah
01:02:59:04	01:03:04:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	but he said it’s necrotic damage that’s spreading up his leg
01:03:00:13	01:03:06:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	but you don’t know
01:03:01:03	01:03:01:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	anything
01:03:05:19	01:03:13:01	Dave [DM]	but you don’t who or what where it came from all you know is if you are touched
01:03:07:25	01:03:11:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	or what all you know
01:03:12:03	01:03:17:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay cool
01:03:12:14	01:03:26:08	Steve [Lashara]	Wait, can
01:03:13:24	01:03:16:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it starts to spread
01:03:14:02	01:03:15:07	Dave [DM]	bad things start to happen
01:03:16:14	01:03:18:19	Dave [DM]	and it doesn’t matter how strong you are
01:03:19:19	01:03:22:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	while he’s
01:03:20:01	01:03:23:22	Dave [DM]	it’s going do you want to cut your leg off
01:03:23:15	01:03:25:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	no, I don’ t want to cut my leg off
01:03:24:09	01:03:25:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:03:25:00	01:03:25:12	Dave [DM]	okay
01:03:26:08	01:03:29:10	Steve [Lashara]	we deliberate about this for 15 minutes before you decide?
01:03:26:20	01:03:29:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah yeah wait a sec
01:03:29:03	01:03:31:11	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:03:29:07	01:03:32:15	Dave [DM]	I mean, we talked about it with a finger for a while. Like, I mean…
01:03:31:09	01:03:35:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	can I just can I toss
01:03:32:08	01:03:40:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	how far up my leg is it i
01:03:35:22	01:03:42:25	Dave [DM]	so it is probably almost to your shin at this point. If it gets past your knee things are probably going to get back.
01:03:40:15	01:03:47:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	got an axe i got
01:03:44:07	01:03:49:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	just a little dagger a little tiny minute
01:03:47:05	01:03:58:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	an axe. Hey, Lashara how quickly can you create a little peg leg for my pirate guy?
01:03:50:05	01:03:59:07	Steve [Lashara]	am i can i it would
01:03:50:13	01:03:53:14	Dave [DM]	Let’s just put it this way the timing is of the essence.
01:04:04:24	01:04:15:20	Dave [DM]	inside of a tavern that has hundreds and maybe thousands of flesh-sewn bodies hidden into the floorboards and the basement
01:04:15:20	01:04:22:03	Dave [DM]	things aren’t getting a little shady but you’re
01:04:21:04	01:04:26:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	while while he’s while I’m preaching while he is contemplating can I prepare a spell
01:04:22:21	01:04:33:08	Dave [DM]	if you can keep their attention for 30 minutes we’re going to do
01:04:33:08	01:04:36:20	Dave [DM]	three 10 minute increment rolls they will be
01:04:37:22	01:04:42:05	Dave [DM]	performance rolls you’re charismatic you should nail this
01:04:39:17	01:04:39:24	Steve [Lashara]	i’m
01:04:41:19	01:04:48:14	Steve [Lashara]	and i can can he have advantage by virtue of my presence there with that yeah and
01:04:48:14	01:04:59:02	Steve [Lashara]	i’m also going to uh activate my winged boots so that i begin to levitate to add to the effect, and also to stay very firmly
01:04:58:29	01:05:00:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	ground yeah that’s a good idea
01:04:59:02	01:05:01:01	Steve [Lashara]	out of range of grasping
01:05:02:00	01:05:05:22	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I have a spell called, oh,
01:05:06:26	01:05:07:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	but it’s
01:05:08:12	01:05:10:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	are you more than 30 feet away from me
01:05:08:20	01:05:09:05	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Etheralness
01:05:10:16	01:05:14:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	If I were to like cast it would I see anything in the other?
01:05:17:19	01:05:21:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	like you step into the border regions of the ethereal plane in the area where it overlaps
01:05:21:26	01:05:30:02	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	with your current plane so it’s a different place okay because that’s
01:05:24:17	01:05:36:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	not know what this is but it might help um all of you and that one’s ready to go i don’t have prepare that i just have to entertain um it’s
01:05:24:22	01:05:26:17	Dave [DM]	a different plane so there’s like planes of existence
01:05:31:21	01:05:34:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Is it just a normal healing spell?
01:05:33:18	01:05:40:07	Dave [DM]	is everything that’s happening in here is on a single point so i wouldn’t i mean you could you could definitely
01:05:36:08	01:05:36:22	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	oh
01:05:40:07	01:05:47:25	Dave [DM]	do that i just don’t think it would it would quite benefit you may see things
01:05:45:01	01:05:56:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it’s mass cure wounds i think that one oh that
01:05:59:20	01:06:02:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	well frick this thing is
01:06:02:08	01:06:12:13	Dave [DM]	the thing is is is this whatever it is it doesn’t want to take your hip power away it wants you as strong as possible it just will control
01:06:13:07	01:06:14:22	Steve [Lashara]	It’s like a yerk
01:06:14:02	01:06:23:25	Dave [DM]	so um so
01:06:15:25	01:06:18:15	Steve [Lashara]	That’s your Animorphs reference for today, everybody.
01:06:23:25	01:06:34:03	Dave [DM]	do you want to do your performance checks yeah yeah okay what
01:06:27:16	01:06:32:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um yeah yeah of course oh
01:06:27:23	01:06:30:08	Steve [Lashara]	With advantage, man, I’m backing you up!
01:06:31:29	01:06:34:02	Steve [Lashara]	I’m in the sky…
01:06:34:05	01:06:37:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	9 plus 4 so 13 for me
01:06:38:19	01:06:41:12	Steve [Lashara]	So I’m giving you…
01:06:39:01	01:06:41:26	Dave [DM]	roll it a second time and you’ll you’ll take the highest of the two
01:06:43:27	01:06:49:20	Dave [DM]	okay so not quite there you’re starting to lose interest
01:06:50:28	01:07:02:00	Dave [DM]	and they’re startingと look around and notice that one of the holes in the floor has opened up and their brothers are begging them to jump into
01:07:02:00	01:07:10:06	Dave [DM]	the battle that’s going on if you can hold their attention on the next goal I’ll let you get Get him back into the fold
01:07:22:00	01:07:24:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you gave me another bonus or something
01:07:24:26	01:07:26:27	Dave [DM]	over time so then you take the highest of the two
01:07:26:09	01:07:27:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, that’s fine.
01:07:26:29	01:07:28:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, I’ve got
01:07:30:07	01:07:32:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Wow that was two in the room.
01:07:31:09	01:07:34:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Wow, it’s consistent. All right, well…
01:07:33:27	01:07:35:15	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Two fives in a row.
01:07:35:22	01:07:39:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	They’re attention to diversity.
01:07:39:01	01:07:39:11	Dave [DM]	So
01:07:40:05	01:07:41:00	Steve [Lashara]	Thank you.
01:07:41:05	01:07:44:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	It’s because of your stupid invention that didn’t work.
01:07:45:04	01:07:50:25	Steve [Lashara]	My boots slightly malfunctioned. I’m like a balloon that’s in let go. Okay, so…
01:07:48:07	01:07:53:08	Dave [DM]	how uh okay so i’m gonna i’m going to give you a couple little points the ceiling in this
01:07:48:29	01:07:50:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:07:49:08	01:07:49:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:07:49:11	01:07:53:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay, so we’re going to do this soon.
01:07:51:02	01:08:05:25	Steve [Lashara]	Um, okay,
01:07:53:08	01:08:00:25	Dave [DM]	is about 30 40 feet high um if you’re flying you can use flying block if you’d like
01:08:02:23	01:08:11:03	Dave [DM]	the fly bike there you go um okay so you guys have officially roll for initiative
01:08:11:29	01:08:17:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	before we do that roll for medicine is that going to give me any insight at all?
01:08:14:05	01:08:16:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Is that for you?
01:08:17:25	01:08:21:20	Dave [DM]	roll for medicine um not on this it’s going to be an arcana check
01:08:18:24	01:08:19:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah
01:08:20:04	01:08:24:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Come over here
01:08:29:20	01:08:41:19	Dave [DM]	um yeah that’s the max of the ceiling and what’s your flying speed is it you’re walking speak because then you so you haven’t taken off yet you’d have to wait until you’ve actually are able to get like 30 feet
01:08:30:13	01:08:37:06	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	So, I’ll go like 30. It is, yeah
01:08:37:06	01:08:43:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I have it written so
01:08:41:19	01:08:46:23	Dave [DM]	there it’s just like walking yeah but it’s moving up
01:08:48:28	01:08:49:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Is current speed
01:08:53:01	01:08:55:17	Steve [Lashara]	During my performance I’m about to fight it up.
01:08:56:11	01:09:06:06	Dave [DM]	all right so this is our starting point okay go ahead um let’s roll for initiative yeah i
01:08:58:29	01:09:04:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Are you going to be using the encounter?
01:09:12:06	01:09:12:25	Steve [Lashara]	I don’t think
01:09:13:29	01:09:14:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I rolled a 9
01:09:24:20	01:09:27:02	Dave [DM]	all right i’m gonna be rolling my shit one second
01:09:30:14	01:09:41:24	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Jesse did that too Don’t you like have already known
01:09:35:13	01:09:36:18	Steve [Lashara]	To make you a prostatine
01:09:37:15	01:09:39:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I can fashion one probably.
01:09:37:27	01:09:42:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	How do we reverse this then? What do we do, Steve? How do you reverse it?
01:09:41:24	01:09:42:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Spells
01:09:43:13	01:09:45:16	Steve [Lashara]	I don’ know what the magic is
01:09:44:00	01:09:48:04	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Like healing and stuff Don’t ya just already know those
01:09:48:11	01:09:53:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, can I do an- I could have done an insight check probably to just determine.
01:09:51:05	01:09:57:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	could you have a spell that’s basically
01:09:59:15	01:10:02:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	remove curse or something like that as a cleric.
01:10:04:01	01:10:06:08	Dave [DM]	guys i’ve rolled three 20s in a row
01:10:07:15	01:10:09:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He’s getting out of his system.
01:10:08:10	01:10:09:12	Steve [Lashara]	With the initiative
01:10:16:04	01:10:25:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I don’t have any yeah
01:10:16:29	01:10:20:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Now, Jacques Bjorn survives this we all know this
01:10:21:14	01:10:23:26	Steve [Lashara]	Oh yeah Plot armor too
01:10:23:08	01:10:24:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah we’re guaranteed
01:10:24:19	01:10:27:14	Dave [DM]	yeah no i mean you guys definitely have plot armor
01:10:24:19	01:10:25:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:10:28:25	01:10:40:05	Dave [DM]	gotta gotta raise the stakes has everyone ruled for initiative jenkins
01:10:35:25	01:10:36:19	Steve [Lashara]	I have not
01:10:37:08	01:10:44:22	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	nope i am a nine right
01:10:44:22	01:10:49:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	here oh i think christopher connected
01:10:54:22	01:10:57:05	Steve [Lashara]	I don’t know if that showed up in app, but…
01:10:59:00	01:11:06:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	then you should it depends on the encounter he built our characters in his encounter good
01:11:04:28	01:11:13:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	roll on here then so you can see it what
01:11:16:25	01:11:18:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	at the very top where it says initiative.
01:11:18:05	01:11:20:07	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, tap the initiative box.
01:11:24:17	01:11:26:13	Steve [Lashara]	and just…
01:11:27:26	01:11:29:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	plus the…
01:11:34:15	01:11:35:13	Steve [Lashara]	She has like
01:11:36:28	01:11:46:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	if i roll a natural a one, and then add a negative two to that. Why would my initiative be so
01:11:40:28	01:11:43:02	Steve [Lashara]	You can’t go lower than 1
01:11:48:09	01:11:59:24	Steve [Lashara]	is so incredibly low you have an 8 or something like that? 7. Magic It’s a very klutzy
01:11:52:27	01:11:55:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	you flying with such low dexterity?
01:11:57:27	01:11:58:13	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	um
01:11:59:24	01:12:03:21	Steve [Lashara]	magician Sorcerer who constantly drops
01:12:00:07	01:12:00:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	floating
01:12:02:08	01:12:03:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The will of the wind
01:12:05:05	01:12:05:27	Steve [Lashara]	Woohoo!
01:12:07:02	01:12:18:07	Dave [DM]	jenkins okay so um as soon as you lose everyone’s interest they all look over and see just these arms and hands coming out of the floor and they know that you guys are not here
01:12:18:07	01:12:29:21	Dave [DM]	to convert um you don’t want to be touched and you don’t wanna be exalted so they all go into a frenzy now remember if you get touched you will start
01:12:24:16	01:12:27:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, thank you guys.
01:12:29:21	01:12:38:13	Dave [DM]	to the necrosis will start so just fyi um so our first our first acolyte he is going
01:12:33:08	01:12:44:17	Steve [Lashara]	the sky So are we only worried about The ones that We can see like The ones in the trap
01:12:44:17	01:12:45:28	Steve [Lashara]	Aren’t out yet?
01:12:49:03	01:12:50:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	free the dishwasher so we can get his help?
01:12:55:11	01:12:57:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	free the slaves
01:12:58:02	01:12:59:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	We’re gonna start our revolution
01:12:59:25	01:13:04:04	Steve [Lashara]	Star-a-lucion!
01:13:06:17	01:13:17:07	Dave [DM]	so our first acolyte he runs over to sorry jack bjorn and he just takes
01:13:17:07	01:13:24:12	Dave [DM]	out a club and takes a swing at you it’s got a 10 foot reach
01:13:17:07	01:13:18:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Jacques Björn?
01:13:26:15	01:13:27:06	Steve [Lashara]	BOOG!
01:13:29:28	01:13:31:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Can I get you a drink?
01:13:32:14	01:13:36:08	Steve [Lashara]	Just get a whole
01:13:35:19	01:13:37:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Just gonna hold my foot up and say I’m one of you!
01:13:39:11	01:13:50:06	Dave [DM]	uh so it is a 13 does that hit okay and our next
01:13:51:26	01:14:02:01	Dave [DM]	is also a 13 that misses okay so right behind the this door
01:14:02:01	01:14:12:21	Dave [DM]	right here where’s our necromancer there you go he pops his head out falls straight out
01:14:03:08	01:14:03:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Mm-hmm.
01:14:08:13	01:14:11:29	Steve [Lashara]	falls straight off the ceiling
01:14:11:06	01:14:13:10	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	knocked, he knocked the barum.
01:14:11:23	01:14:21:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	You spilled the drink. You’re paying for those in the middle of combat here with your limbs.
01:14:12:24	01:14:14:02	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:14:13:22	01:14:14:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Bonk.
01:14:14:23	01:14:21:23	Dave [DM]	you’re paying for that okay so he is going to jump out and he
01:14:15:18	01:14:17:19	Steve [Lashara]	No it’s not so
01:14:18:07	01:14:19:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:14:21:23	01:14:31:07	Dave [DM]	it’s going to cast circle of death uh
01:14:29:22	01:14:31:22	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Sounds fun!
01:14:30:21	01:14:33:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	That sounds very against my margin.
01:14:33:04	01:14:34:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh, shoot.
01:14:37:16	01:14:48:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, so I got Stand Against the Tide When a hostile creature misses you with a melee attack use your reaction to force that creature to repeat the safe attack against another creature
01:14:48:05	01:14:59:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	other than itself of your choice So The second one since I didn’t do the first one I’ll have that react to the, as a reaction
01:14:59:19	01:15:09:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	to that barkeep popping its head out. It’s going to startle me and I’m like, ugh! And I’ll grab whatever this second crony tried
01:15:09:25	01:15:14:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	to use to bonk the bartender. That was hard to say.
01:15:15:18	01:15:18:02	Steve [Lashara]	full jackie chan yet
01:15:17:15	01:15:29:09	Dave [DM]	so you can have him like bonk each other you just have the acolytes bonk each other okay we’ll have them bonk each other. Okay so the first one did 1 point of damage
01:15:21:07	01:15:23:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I thought the barkeep was out. Yeah.
01:15:25:09	01:15:38:24	Steve [Lashara]	Okay, so the next
01:15:29:22	01:15:30:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah awesome.
01:15:30:25	01:15:33:28	Dave [DM]	and then you want the other guy to bonk as well
01:15:31:24	01:15:40:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	hey it’s all it’s all uphill from here as I am sort of an optimist but no
01:15:45:16	01:15:51:18	Dave [DM]	end is near the next one has actually 1 point of damage as well so they’ve officially damaged each other at 1 point
01:15:47:10	01:15:50:16	Steve [Lashara]	is that we’re going to be able to say it’s 3 -10.
01:15:56:01	01:16:05:19	Steve [Lashara]	So our 2 steps and 8
01:15:56:19	01:16:15:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I should be
01:15:58:20	01:16:09:11	Dave [DM]	our circle of death is cast and a sphere of negative energy ripples out in a 60 foot radius sphere from the point within range each creature in that area must make a constitution saving throw
01:16:05:19	01:16:12:28	Steve [Lashara]	is probably 10.
01:16:09:11	01:16:15:28	Dave [DM]	the target takes 8 d6 necrotic damage on a failed save or half as much damage
01:16:15:23	01:16:19:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	okay I got good constitution
01:16:15:28	01:16:23:07	Dave [DM]	on a successful um so he is actually going to cast that right here in the middle so it
01:16:23:07	01:16:31:21	Dave [DM]	covers that entire circle inside the bar he’s the barkeeper yeah he
01:16:26:00	01:16:49:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	do you have to be on the ground oh
01:16:26:17	01:16:31:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	who’s this guy oh but he has a distance you can cast over there
01:16:32:11	01:16:43:21	Dave [DM]	And then from that point, it’s 60 feet raised. So he basically throws that to the middle of the bar and it spreads out. No, it is a 60 foot radius.
01:16:40:03	01:16:42:05	Steve [Lashara]	So, it’s just over…
01:16:43:24	01:16:45:11	Dave [DM]	He puts it in the middle or the bar.
01:16:44:14	01:16:50:07	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, not the actual bar where but at the center of the tavern.
01:16:48:20	01:16:55:29	Dave [DM]	Yeah, right there in the center. He throws it there and it grows basically the entire area within the bar no one is immune to this.
01:16:49:17	01:17:20:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	am
01:16:56:07	01:17:05:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I rolled a 20 Thought it was no damage
01:17:00:03	01:17:03:04	Dave [DM]	So you are going to take half damage
01:17:05:28	01:17:08:18	Dave [DM]	It is half damage on circle of death
01:17:20:12	01:17:28:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	i supposed to roll on here i got
01:17:25:06	01:17:34:05	Steve [Lashara]	Just tap the one that says Constitution in this square.
01:17:39:11	01:17:48:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	11 holy jake not
01:17:45:22	01:17:48:15	Dave [DM]	Jenkins was already peeing in the corner already, so…
01:17:48:11	01:17:50:15	Steve [Lashara]	There’s already necrotic energy in the room.
01:17:48:26	01:18:00:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	not with not was fear not with fear watch out watch out
01:17:52:29	01:18:03:01	Dave [DM]	Now he’s 30 feet up peeing on people. That’s what’s great about being the crazy person in town. You can do whatever you want. Jesse, did you roll?
01:18:00:21	01:18:01:19	Steve [Lashara]	Golden water?
01:18:03:16	01:18:06:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, I rolled.
01:18:05:16	01:18:16:25	Dave [DM]	okay um all right so we are rolling damage and it is 26 points of damage that’s full amount
01:18:07:11	01:18:18:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	is that the full amount all right so i’m 13
01:18:14:29	01:18:32:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	everyone how do you know if you got half which
01:18:16:25	01:18:25:12	Dave [DM]	if you halved it, you get 13. So you have to do a dc saving throw and
01:18:27:16	01:18:28:15	Dave [DM]	is whatever
01:18:31:01	01:18:33:08	Steve [Lashara]	Right, but what number do we need?
01:18:33:15	01:18:41:10	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	we rolled all ready for that so we got half
01:18:36:14	01:18:37:26	Steve [Lashara]	so it does 11 and 12
01:18:40:21	01:18:44:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh man! Why are you laughing?
01:18:40:29	01:18:42:11	Steve [Lashara]	I did not expect that
01:18:43:20	01:18:53:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	oh wait so 26 divided by 2 is 13, so 13 thank you 1,2,3
01:18:47:25	01:18:55:23	Steve [Lashara]	Yes, take 13 damage We English majors have verified mathematical
01:18:49:14	01:18:50:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Good job
01:18:56:28	01:19:00:03	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	thank you for backing me up
01:19:01:17	01:19:04:24	Dave [DM]	and then our final acolyte is going to take a swing at you
01:19:09:10	01:19:11:24	Dave [DM]	is a 17 to hit
01:19:09:13	01:19:10:03	Steve [Lashara]	is
01:19:13:12	01:19:16:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Armor class? 18!!!
01:19:14:03	01:19:15:20	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	18
01:19:14:18	01:19:15:15	Steve [Lashara]	16!
01:19:15:13	01:19:27:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So go to your actions And then scroll down
01:19:15:20	01:19:34:15	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	sometimes you
01:19:16:11	01:19:23:21	Dave [DM]	oh okay so he swings and he misses do you have any like reactions like chris has or anything that you can do to him after he swings
01:19:16:18	01:19:17:06	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, okay.
01:19:25:07	01:19:25:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah.
01:19:27:04	01:19:28:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	P2C reaction
01:19:28:21	01:19:30:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Reaction, opportunity attack.
01:19:34:08	01:19:43:25	Dave [DM]	sometimes you have spells that are reactions Okay, so we’re moving on and that acolyte mist. So the hole that’s over there in the corner
01:19:38:11	01:19:39:05	Steve [Lashara]	we’re moving on
01:19:43:25	01:19:50:04	Dave [DM]	what you guys hear is this thumping and grinding and there’s a ton of stuff going on What you guys probably didn’t notice
01:19:46:02	01:19:50:28	Steve [Lashara]	an extra
01:19:51:09	01:20:00:29	Dave [DM]	was that the extra hole in the floor opened up and out comes a greater zombie Big old hands
01:19:52:11	01:19:54:13	Steve [Lashara]	pull-in and
01:19:57:02	01:20:02:15	Steve [Lashara]	been thrown together
01:20:00:29	01:20:10:21	Dave [DM]	And he’s been sewn together with what looks like gorilla arms and a human body, a wolf’s head and like goat’s legs.
01:20:06:28	01:20:10:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Are we taking notes on this?
01:20:10:28	01:20:15:04	Steve [Lashara]	This is your miniature that you bought. This is your Frankenstein miniature.
01:20:15:22	01:20:26:00	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	they don’t like
01:20:15:26	01:20:24:16	Dave [DM]	So he jumps out and he is going to take a swing at our cleric as well so can you put
01:20:22:28	01:20:23:28	Steve [Lashara]	Where is he?
01:20:25:11	01:20:30:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I came over here because all the attention was over on the other end.
01:20:30:01	01:20:36:06	Steve [Lashara]	How tall is he
01:20:31:11	01:20:34:10	Dave [DM]	out of the hole and he jumps up and he jumped onto this table
01:20:39:21	01:20:43:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, who were we trying to find when we came in here again? Gray.
01:20:40:14	01:20:46:12	Steve [Lashara]	we just were looking for information about gray
01:20:43:05	01:20:48:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	We’re just inspecting, yeah, this community didn’t disappear.
01:20:44:22	01:20:49:01	Dave [DM]	Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the OP Gray is probably who you want to find.
01:20:48:17	01:20:58:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Do we all understand that We never actually asked if Ray was here I went behind the bar
01:20:54:12	01:20:55:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:20:54:14	01:20:55:07	Steve [Lashara]	to that point
01:20:55:21	01:20:56:27	Dave [DM]	Someone went behind the bar.
01:20:58:08	01:21:04:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I thought I was invisible
01:20:59:01	01:21:04:22	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	just remember we need to start the revolution
01:20:59:10	01:21:00:22	Dave [DM]	So he’s going to take a swing?
01:20:59:28	01:21:01:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	That might be Greg.
01:21:04:10	01:21:09:08	Steve [Lashara]	David, are all four of those engaged with Tyne?
01:21:10:27	01:21:11:16	Dave [DM]	Yes, they are.
01:21:12:18	01:21:16:20	Dave [DM]	Because he’s the only one on the floor and right now there’s nothing that can happen.
01:21:12:24	01:21:19:10	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, okay.
01:21:13:29	01:21:17:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	All right.
01:21:20:16	01:21:27:08	Steve [Lashara]	No, he means that there’s probably something with giant dragon wings stitched onto its spine or something.
01:21:26:17	01:21:28:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	You guys take care of things on the floor.
01:21:29:17	01:21:40:13	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Are you sure I can see?
01:21:33:03	01:21:35:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Just hanging out up there? What’s going on?
01:21:38:03	01:21:39:13	Dave [DM]	he’s gonna make a melee attack
01:21:39:20	01:21:40:10	Steve [Lashara]	Hallucinations.
01:21:41:08	01:21:42:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:21:49:03	01:21:50:15	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	that you’re sticking to your face.
01:21:50:02	01:21:53:09	Dave [DM]	okay good all right so he swings and he misses
01:21:54:28	01:22:02:00	Dave [DM]	and now finally after my 20s all got out uh lashara you
01:21:58:10	01:22:01:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	He’s turning into one of them! Oh, uh…
01:21:59:17	01:22:00:07	Steve [Lashara]	Right.
01:22:02:00	01:22:08:28	Dave [DM]	are up well the shark can help you
01:22:02:02	01:22:11:21	Steve [Lashara]	uh all right i don’t worry
01:22:02:05	01:22:06:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh what? Why does Ashara get to go first? I’m gonna kick that freaking trash!
01:22:06:22	01:22:07:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:22:11:21	01:22:18:02	Steve [Lashara]	don’t work all right um so I pull in out of my bag of holding
01:22:18:02	01:22:29:06	Steve [Lashara]	the small container in which I keep my steel defender it’s kind of like a pokemon meets transformers kind of a thing and so I toss this field defender out and as it falls through
01:22:29:06	01:22:39:05	Steve [Lashara]	the air it’s component parts start flying out and it like transforms into yeah looks like it
01:22:36:24	01:22:37:13	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:22:38:02	01:22:38:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Knee walk
01:22:38:09	01:22:43:04	Dave [DM]	that thing looks like he’s up to no good i actually do have like a robot
01:22:39:05	01:22:50:07	Steve [Lashara]	yeah all right so basically my robot buddy he drops out of the sky and lands
01:22:50:07	01:23:01:04	Steve [Lashara]	here he lands right there um and he takes his uh turn immediately after mine
01:23:01:04	01:23:06:14	Steve [Lashara]	so that was my action and so he is going to use
01:23:06:09	01:23:15:25	Dave [DM]	it going to attack the undead shambly mound or is it gonna attack sorry the greater zombie or is he gonna attack one of the acolytes
01:23:14:25	01:23:23:21	Steve [Lashara]	no he’s after one of the acolytes so, he rolls he’s just attacking with his force empowered rend
01:23:26:11	01:23:29:19	Steve [Lashara]	alright it deals
01:23:33:18	01:23:36:01	Dave [DM]	Okay, how do you kill this?
01:23:33:23	01:23:35:07	Steve [Lashara]	forced him
01:23:38:10	01:23:49:09	Steve [Lashara]	now it’s the one with the frying pan so yeah as he comes down He’s transforming, and his hand just turns into this almost anvil-like thing.
01:23:40:03	01:23:41:09	Dave [DM]	Yeah, the one with the firing pin.
01:23:49:17	01:23:51:13	Steve [Lashara]	Just drops out of the sky and…
01:23:52:22	01:24:00:04	Steve [Lashara]	Which actually probably would have had some fall damage onto that guy too. So he kind of just turns him into goo.
01:23:57:21	01:24:07:26	Dave [DM]	So when that goo gets hit it splatters out and it does splatter all over your mechanical thing
01:24:00:11	01:24:05:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	So when that dude splatters out, and it does splatter off.
01:24:07:26	01:24:13:20	Dave [DM]	but it’s mechanical. It has no flesh, right? Alright, so it just kind of sizzles off
01:24:13:14	01:24:17:23	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, it is immune to poison among…
01:24:17:01	01:24:18:27	Dave [DM]	And that guy is toast.
01:24:21:25	01:24:23:29	Dave [DM]	Do you have any other secondary things you can do?
01:24:22:17	01:24:26:14	Steve [Lashara]	Oh, what is it?
01:24:41:16	01:24:43:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m going to cast a spell.
01:24:45:12	01:25:05:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	a bonus action or is an action now
01:24:47:23	01:24:50:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	This is a spell I have prepared as my action.
01:24:49:01	01:24:52:27	Dave [DM]	Is it an area spell or just a one-off spell?
01:24:54:17	01:25:04:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh so anywhere within 30 feet um i can basically summon a large spectral guardian
01:24:56:04	01:24:57:17	Dave [DM]	What does Guardian of Faith do?
01:25:06:02	01:25:07:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	what this guardian looks like.
01:25:07:05	01:25:18:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay i will calm down um a large one you guys find you find a large
01:25:10:05	01:25:11:14	Steve [Lashara]	It’s a Valkyrie.
01:25:11:09	01:25:15:26	Dave [DM]	We have to assign a mini to it so there’s other minis in the…
01:25:16:05	01:25:20:29	Steve [Lashara]	Find one in an armor bikini that our cleric has summoned.
01:25:18:08	01:25:28:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	spectral the guardian um the guardian occupies oh i think he’s actually invisible except for
01:25:20:21	01:25:22:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	this one’s got some thick curves.
01:25:24:13	01:25:25:03	Steve [Lashara]	Wow!
01:25:28:16	01:25:30:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	his sword and his shield, but
01:25:32:03	01:25:39:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it occupies a certain space um, and any creature hostility that moves within 10 feet of the guardian
01:25:40:19	01:25:45:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	for the first time must succeed on a dexterity saving throw uh
01:25:50:08	01:25:54:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	20 radiant. But I have to so I’m rolling to attack
01:25:56:27	01:26:05:17	Dave [DM]	That’s basically where you’re placing him and you probably want to place him in a choke point so people if they have to go past him they’ll get attacked because
01:26:05:17	01:26:16:21	Dave [DM]	what it sounds like to me is he’s a guardian and if people pass him then they can smash but there’s no attack until someone so if you want to i would cast it close to a group of people that are within
01:26:18:24	01:26:27:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Can I put him basically on this table so that he can reach the pit as well as these guys that are next to me? He’ll be centered there.
01:26:28:07	01:26:33:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay, yeah, so I could go further but yeah.
01:26:34:16	01:26:36:23	Dave [DM]	Okay, so then what is his attack?
01:26:39:02	01:26:41:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	His sword shield um
01:26:46:11	01:26:50:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	he’s attacking anything that’s hostile for me which is everything around me
01:26:51:00	01:26:56:15	Dave [DM]	His stats like when he attacks like what is his attack, like what damage does it do?
01:26:57:13	01:27:04:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um oh so uh any creature within range they have to make a dexterity saving throw and
01:27:05:11	01:27:21:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	they fail they take 20 radiant damage uh i
01:27:09:27	01:27:10:29	Dave [DM]	First one misses
01:27:12:03	01:27:18:04	Dave [DM]	second one misses third one saves Is there four of them or just the three
01:27:21:03	01:27:32:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	think there’s four this person back here or right or i guess 20 radiant damage for each creature that got hit
01:27:25:11	01:27:28:28	Dave [DM]	So everyone takes how much damage
01:27:31:10	01:27:58:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The pug guy?
01:27:34:16	01:27:41:05	Dave [DM]	As your big special thing appears and falls down it swings its sword around
01:27:41:22	01:27:46:25	Dave [DM]	and basically just decapitates to uh well anyone who’s an acolyte
01:27:46:25	01:27:54:07	Dave [DM]	um the the undead greater zombie is still up
01:27:58:09	01:28:01:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	is that the guy? The pug guy, yeah
01:28:02:20	01:28:05:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Lord of Pugs And I have a bonus action I would like to use as well
01:28:07:17	01:28:08:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Uh
01:28:10:01	01:28:14:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m gonna use I think it’s spiritual weapon
01:28:19:17	01:28:20:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Yeah, spiritual weapon
01:28:22:13	01:28:23:28	Dave [DM]	what does spiritual weapon do
01:28:33:05	01:28:36:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you create a floating spectral weapon within range of last iteration
01:28:39:09	01:28:45:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it’s a melee attack against the creature within 5 feet of the weapon its range is 60 feet though so the weapon
01:28:54:06	01:28:56:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it can take whatever form I want it to, it’s going to be
01:29:10:08	01:29:15:23	Dave [DM]	and it’s going to attack basically everything in the room at this point. Because that has a 60 foot range?
01:29:16:06	01:29:19:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	can it do that or is it like one attack to some foot
01:29:19:16	01:29:28:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	or is it like i don’t know uh it can
01:29:28:11	01:29:38:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it can make an attack against a creature within five feet of the weapon so i’m gonna place it yeah so but right now i’m
01:29:33:11	01:29:37:19	Dave [DM]	you have the ability to place it 60 feet away from
01:29:38:29	01:29:40:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	going to place it between me and this guy
01:29:40:20	01:29:54:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the big dude and then on my next turn i think i can do it so for now it’s there yep um
01:29:45:28	01:29:51:24	Dave [DM]	do big dude and its attack is within 5 feet and what’s… Is it a saving throw?
01:29:55:03	01:30:01:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	on a hit the target takes force damage equal to 1d8 plus your spell casting ability modifier are
01:30:04:20	01:30:06:00	Dave [DM]	it’s plus your wisdom stat.
01:30:12:09	01:30:19:10	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, I was just wondering if they were in there
01:30:12:22	01:30:17:25	Dave [DM]	Oh treats! Yes we can go get treats. We can take a break We’ll go bring the treats down.
01:30:19:10	01:30:28:10	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	After we win
01:30:21:14	01:30:24:13	Dave [DM]	in a cooler but yes they are there
01:30:25:17	01:30:27:12	Dave [DM]	so it’s the one thing
01:30:29:08	01:30:36:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this plus two on wisdom? Is that all that is on the first page? Is that what I mean, if this is a modifier?
01:30:35:10	01:30:37:16	Dave [DM]	yeah whatever your
01:30:36:04	01:30:40:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	ask the dishwasher to wash my foot.
01:30:39:22	01:30:42:04	Steve [Lashara]	It would be with his proficiency, too.
01:30:41:03	01:30:46:27	Dave [DM]	the modifier or is it just what did it because if it’s the modifier it’s the plus two
01:30:46:04	01:30:47:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Spellcasting ability modifier.
01:30:47:28	01:30:48:11	Dave [DM]	okay
01:31:00:05	01:31:06:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	be like already know basic spells? Like healing and stuff? Or do you have to heal those?
01:31:06:17	01:31:15:26	Dave [DM]	um if you are it has to be a known spell so if you’re a spellcaster it has to be an unknown spell yeah and it needs to be prepared but
01:31:07:24	01:31:13:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	have to prepare it!
01:31:11:10	01:31:15:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	So yeah, this tells you modifier attack and your…
01:31:17:01	01:31:18:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay, so I add two.
01:31:17:07	01:31:25:15	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	find a heal one on here human sorcerer.
01:31:19:14	01:31:22:16	Dave [DM]	um it depends on what class you are so
01:31:20:02	01:31:20:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay.
01:31:23:16	01:31:27:18	Dave [DM]	you’re human but your class you’re sorcerer sorcerers don’t do healing
01:31:28:26	01:31:36:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I literally am like makes more sense all my things are just damage
01:31:33:04	01:31:35:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	to deal damage.
01:31:36:11	01:31:42:02	Steve [Lashara]	But yeah, you deal it from afar. I purposefully got a bunch of healing options.
01:31:41:26	01:31:44:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	further back from the fights.
01:31:44:03	01:31:46:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	So I just was curious why.
01:31:47:03	01:31:47:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	characters are
01:31:49:04	01:31:54:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Can I cast this as a fourth level spell to get more damage to him as well?
01:31:55:10	01:32:00:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	So he’s going to take 2d8 of damage plus two which is my modifier
01:32:01:26	01:32:04:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and my eight sweet
01:32:02:25	01:32:06:02	Steve [Lashara]	Does he dodge it or do you have to do an attack?
01:32:08:10	01:32:10:17	Dave [DM]	Yeah, he rolled a two.
01:32:12:24	01:32:21:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay cool um is this the eight eight and a one
01:32:18:22	01:32:29:02	Dave [DM]	Eight, so that’s ten with plus two? Okay. Nine. Nine points of damage. Okay.
01:32:30:10	01:32:31:13	Dave [DM]	Does that complete your turn?
01:32:31:23	01:32:35:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yes who are these other two minions around who are
01:32:36:08	01:32:46:25	Steve [Lashara]	I switched my mini for my steel guy so now that’s actually a little robot guy carrying books So it was the books that gooed everything, I guess. And then The one next to you
01:32:46:25	01:32:52:29	Steve [Lashara]	Is your summit So only the red goo guy
01:32:49:08	01:32:53:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, right. Okay, yeah, that’s my turn.
01:32:52:23	01:33:07:22	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, right back up and then
01:32:52:29	01:33:00:18	Dave [DM]	So yeah, the red guy is the zombie that’s coming out. Alright, so
01:32:56:22	01:32:57:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	your pug rider.
01:33:01:29	01:33:10:14	Dave [DM]	the undead zombie did not like that, so he kind of cries out and cocks his head, and then coming up from
01:33:04:26	01:33:08:16	Steve [Lashara]	He strikes out And then
01:33:07:22	01:33:21:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	coming from the other side
01:33:10:14	01:33:16:20	Dave [DM]	The other hole comes another undead shambling map.
01:33:20:17	01:33:23:17	Dave [DM]	You guys are really leaving Chris out to dry.
01:33:22:19	01:33:24:26	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah Chris needs help
01:33:24:29	01:33:26:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:33:26:07	01:33:28:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I got some tricks up my sleeve.
01:33:28:09	01:33:32:16	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Just free that guy behind you so he can start helping us find it.
01:33:28:09	01:33:32:19	Steve [Lashara]	Chopping up Chop off your leg And use that To beat them To death
01:33:34:22	01:33:44:23	Dave [DM]	He’s got a multi-attack, so he is… Yep, it’s his turn right now. So he’S gonna make two slam attacks on you.
01:33:38:26	01:33:39:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Motherfucker.
01:33:45:11	01:33:54:07	Dave [DM]	um the first one is a is a 13 to hit does that miss okay um does anything happen now
01:33:57:24	01:34:08:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I will stand against the tide when a hostile creature misses you melee attack use your reaction to force that creature keep the same attack against another creature other than self of your choice
01:34:09:08	01:34:20:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and the only ones around me are these guys right so yeah as he reaches out to bonk me i grab its wrist well no not going to grab his wrist
01:34:12:06	01:34:14:10	Dave [DM]	the two acolytes the necromancer
01:34:20:05	01:34:31:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	just very quickly I grab a napkin off the table And I use that to redirect his wrist toward the guy,
01:34:21:20	01:34:28:18	Dave [DM]	yeah you’re not going to touch anything okay within the six seconds you quickly swipe the
01:34:26:07	01:34:29:13	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:34:26:26	01:34:27:25	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:34:26:26	01:34:29:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:34:28:18	01:34:36:12	Dave [DM]	napkin and okay so you want it okay i can send him all right so he’s gonna make uh
01:34:29:01	01:34:37:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	You have gloves on,
01:34:31:24	01:34:33:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the little chunky boy right in front of me.
01:34:33:18	01:34:35:25	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:34:34:07	01:34:36:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:34:35:06	01:34:36:24	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:34:37:29	01:34:43:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I had shoes on this whole time and I’m still getting drunk again because I’m not wearing sandals here.
01:34:38:16	01:34:40:24	Steve [Lashara]	It’s like a little tissue.
01:34:41:08	01:34:41:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:34:43:12	01:34:50:16	Dave [DM]	i was a 17 to hit on the slam with that one and he is okay it
01:34:47:29	01:34:49:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	it’s yeah.
01:34:52:05	01:34:53:03	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:34:52:05	01:34:53:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:34:53:13	01:34:54:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Way to go.
01:34:53:17	01:35:03:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	He just kind of squishes and I am sure the necrotic energy flowing through him doesn’t make him very solid so he just splats like a rock fruit.
01:35:03:27	01:35:12:18	Dave [DM]	so are you going to react to that because if you get splatted again with any of that which you’re within the 10 foot radius are you gonna duck behind it
01:35:08:10	01:35:08:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:35:08:10	01:35:09:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:35:10:00	01:35:15:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I am behind an obstacle. Yeah, of course. Sure thing. Absolutely.
01:35:12:27	01:35:24:08	Dave [DM]	okay make a dexterity saving throw he’s got half cover but like he’s gotta basically that thing just splatted and so he’s got a
01:35:14:09	01:35:19:16	Steve [Lashara]	With cover, wouldn’t he have advantage?
01:35:24:19	01:35:26:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Are you effing kidding me?
01:35:27:25	01:35:28:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That one!
01:35:28:14	01:35:30:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:35:28:24	01:35:30:02	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:35:31:02	01:35:31:26	Dave [DM]	yeah
01:35:31:06	01:35:35:02	Steve [Lashara]	Just a full face of zombie goo.
01:35:32:17	01:35:34:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Don’t worry, we’re coming, don’t worry.
01:35:34:04	01:35:45:15	Dave [DM]	it hits actually in the face and it takes one of your eyeballs and it eats it and it falls at its side
01:35:35:02	01:35:46:15	Steve [Lashara]	But that
01:35:39:06	01:35:49:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, I am
01:35:39:17	01:35:47:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I just lost an eyeball?
01:35:47:09	01:35:49:13	Steve [Lashara]	damage to him?
01:35:47:21	01:35:49:07	Dave [DM]	no
01:35:50:22	01:35:51:02	Steve [Lashara]	Okay.
01:35:52:19	01:35:54:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and pick my eyeball up.
01:35:54:11	01:35:59:00	Dave [DM]	it basic gone, it turned to dust
01:35:54:13	01:35:56:07	Steve [Lashara]	Save you for later!
01:35:58:22	01:36:07:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well, then I am going to reach over on my one good eye that was covered by a patch. I’m just going to put it on the eye that actually needs it now.
01:36:06:12	01:36:09:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:36:07:11	01:36:10:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:36:08:01	01:36:08:25	Dave [DM]	sounds good
01:36:10:19	01:36:16:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I learned something interesting. Sailors wore eyepatches over one eye.
01:36:17:14	01:36:18:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that’s true but go Go ahead.
01:36:17:20	01:36:20:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	This is true according to Weird History.
01:36:23:00	01:36:34:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, they wore it over one ear even though their eye was good and they would have one eye exposed in daylight And then when they would go under the ship, they’d flip it over to an eye that was used to seeing in the dark.
01:36:35:06	01:36:37:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	They could see immediately under the dark and not wait until you get used to the light.
01:36:40:22	01:36:42:06	Steve [Lashara]	Clever girl.
01:36:43:03	01:36:46:14	Dave [DM]	so he has a multi-attack he is swinging again and it’s at 13 to hit
01:36:47:12	01:36:51:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And I’ll do the same thing for the other guy except this time I’m not going to let it splatter him.
01:36:58:04	01:36:58:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You asked.
01:36:58:23	01:37:00:05	Dave [DM]	let’s see what happens
01:37:04:01	01:37:05:26	Dave [DM]	he die because that’s 15
01:37:08:11	01:37:09:00	Dave [DM]	that guy’s toast
01:37:11:01	01:37:13:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and goes flying across the room and hits the wall.
01:37:13:23	01:37:15:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:37:14:08	01:37:15:07	Steve [Lashara]	Folds up
01:37:14:13	01:37:25:17	Dave [DM]	the wall cool, that was smart good job way to think on your feet okay so uh yeah your foot the as the other one’s rotting off
01:37:14:19	01:37:15:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, that wall right there.
01:37:15:29	01:37:17:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:37:19:25	01:37:21:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:37:20:04	01:37:22:05	Steve [Lashara]	Foot, singular
01:37:23:17	01:37:26:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah. I still have the foot
01:37:25:27	01:37:26:26	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:37:26:11	01:37:34:16	Dave [DM]	yeah it’s just i mean uh it is spreading on your face but it’s the left hand side of your
01:37:29:14	01:37:30:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	or did my eye just fall out?
01:37:34:16	01:37:46:13	Dave [DM]	face it’s this side you don’t use that much and like when you pose for portraits you usually show your right side anyway yeah okay um okay
01:37:35:04	01:37:38:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Your right side’s your good one.
01:37:37:17	01:37:43:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Kind of have one of those crooked smiles in the right side that usually smiles
01:37:38:10	01:37:49:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	By cutting
01:37:45:18	01:37:46:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I believe
01:37:48:28	01:37:52:15	Steve [Lashara]	With our powers combined
01:37:53:03	01:37:54:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I need that dishwasher
01:37:55:23	01:37:59:08	Dave [DM]	stronger um okay with that
01:37:57:22	01:37:58:18	Steve [Lashara]	Chris
01:37:57:28	01:38:02:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Whose turn is it? Still not my turn
01:37:58:19	01:38:05:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh these were
01:38:02:01	01:38:09:00	Dave [DM]	That out crawls another greater zombie, and it’s going to come up next to you, Chris.
01:38:08:24	01:38:11:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Can we figure out how to cover this hole, please?
01:38:12:29	01:38:16:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	To prepare a spell
01:38:14:15	01:38:21:25	Dave [DM]	And it is going to take a swipe at you with an empowered slam.
01:38:21:25	01:38:30:11	Dave [DM]	um and it is a that is a 26 to hit all
01:38:28:21	01:38:30:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	definitely hit
01:38:30:11	01:38:42:05	Dave [DM]	right and so you are going to take bludgeoning damage and then necrotic damage so that is eight five regular damage and
01:38:42:05	01:38:48:16	Dave [DM]	then you are going to take three necrotic damage.
01:38:53:24	01:38:55:10	Dave [DM]	to swing again
01:38:57:10	01:39:00:23	Dave [DM]	and that is another 26 to hit
01:39:02:14	01:39:03:22	Dave [DM]	we’re gonna go again
01:39:07:03	01:39:08:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I can see what he’s doing Okay
01:39:07:11	01:39:09:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:39:07:13	01:39:09:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I can keep an eye on him. He’s doing good.
01:39:07:29	01:39:09:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:39:09:01	01:39:10:17	Steve [Lashara]	Fudging the rolls
01:39:09:21	01:39:15:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well I can see it right here it shows me what he rolls oh it doesn’t it’s not showing up in the
01:39:11:04	01:39:13:03	Dave [DM]	10 points of damage
01:39:18:13	01:39:25:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	oh well 10 points of damage alright 19 I’ll take it
01:39:21:29	01:39:23:26	Dave [DM]	and 9 points
01:39:27:10	01:39:30:28	Dave [DM]	And now, Mr. Jacques Bjorn, it is your turn!
01:39:29:26	01:39:41:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yes alright I’m going to as a reaction cast Zephyr Strike which lets me move like the wind until the spell ends. Your movement doesn’t provoke opportunity attacks
01:39:31:18	01:39:32:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Kasia
01:39:41:02	01:39:42:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yes, so
01:39:43:22	01:39:44:04	Steve [Lashara]	away
01:39:44:06	01:39:45:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	once you
01:39:45:19	01:39:47:16	Dave [DM]	Does it require you to have two eyes?
01:39:48:16	01:39:50:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	it doesn’t say anything about that
01:39:49:04	01:39:54:02	Steve [Lashara]	and two legs
01:39:49:08	01:39:50:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:39:49:19	01:39:52:25	Dave [DM]	That would be awesome, but it requires you to have three eyes.
01:39:50:07	01:39:52:24	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:39:51:06	01:39:53:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:39:54:04	01:40:00:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Gosh! Dang it! What a lot Okay, so I’m going to zoom past
01:39:55:29	01:39:57:08	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:39:55:29	01:39:57:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:39:57:27	01:39:58:26	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:39:58:07	01:39:58:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:40:02:01	01:40:11:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So outside of the door yet did you say the
01:40:05:10	01:40:10:25	Dave [DM]	That is The Necromancer and the other two are a zombie and a shambling mound.
01:40:05:16	01:40:15:06	Steve [Lashara]	The Necro
01:40:11:05	01:40:18:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	necromancer okay i’m going to zoom past them and i’m gonna zoom past
01:40:12:17	01:40:14:22	Dave [DM]	Yeah, I did.
01:40:17:17	01:40:18:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait, where is he?
01:40:19:15	01:40:25:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	The Barkeep Necromancers And I’m gonna go rush into the room where I believe the dishwasher is
01:40:25:03	01:40:36:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I don’t think it I think the necromancer’s gonna try So
01:40:27:10	01:40:38:07	Dave [DM]	All right, so you roll into that room most
01:40:28:21	01:40:30:26	Steve [Lashara]	Are you going to shut the door behind you?
01:40:38:21	01:40:42:06	Dave [DM]	Do you want to make an investigation check or do anything?
01:40:42:07	01:40:45:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well do I see anything when I enter in just on my own
01:40:44:24	01:40:53:13	Dave [DM]	When you go in, you see a bunch of weapons that are polished and don’t look like they have been used ever
01:40:54:20	01:41:02:04	Dave [DM]	and the light actually dimly lights some other things but you’re going to have to make a investigation check in order to
01:41:02:20	01:41:03:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Just
01:41:05:26	01:41:09:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Trying to stay in the mic um investigation
01:41:10:04	01:41:11:29	Dave [DM]	a door on the floor
01:41:13:08	01:41:18:22	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, there’s a trapdoor and a rune next to the weapon rack.
01:41:18:27	01:41:22:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	before I’m going to back up just a titchy tiny bit
01:41:24:11	01:41:25:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	well this
01:41:27:04	01:41:38:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	so I’m not yeah the zephyr is my bonus action and it also allows me to before the spell ends you can give yourself advantage on
01:41:28:24	01:41:31:03	Steve [Lashara]	Wait, didn’t the Zephyr count as your action?
01:41:38:25	01:41:49:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	one weapon attack that is if I do a weapon. Okay, alright, yeah I’ll do an investigation check and let’s really hold
01:41:54:22	01:41:55:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Alright, 17
01:41:57:10	01:41:58:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Mm-hmm
01:41:57:15	01:42:09:13	Dave [DM]	17 for an investigation check? Okay, yeah so you pretty much see everything. You notice all the weapons and then you also notice that underneath the rug there is a trapdoor that goes no idea where
01:42:09:13	01:42:21:03	Dave [DM]	and then also with that high of a thing you notice that underneath the rack there is a cloth but you see just peeking out from beneath the cloth a glowing light
01:42:21:03	01:42:23:16	Dave [DM]	that’s coming out from underneath the cloth
01:42:23:24	01:42:30:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Excellent. Is this an Eye of Sauron situation we’re going to find ourselves in or is it
01:42:27:17	01:42:29:16	Steve [Lashara]	It’s a palanter here.
01:42:29:07	01:42:30:26	Dave [DM]	The Palantir?
01:42:31:06	01:42:36:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m gonna go over there real quick and whip off the block just to see what I see
01:42:36:29	01:42:47:11	Dave [DM]	So what you see is a, what looks like a d20. But on each side of the d20 there is a different rune inscribed
01:42:39:26	01:42:41:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s probably that thing on the floor.
01:42:42:01	01:42:52:13	Steve [Lashara]	like we put our next song
01:42:47:11	01:42:58:04	Dave [DM]	on it and each one of the runes actually glows with kind of a non-necrotic, I’ll just throw this out there. It doesn’t look like it is an evil glow type magic
01:42:58:04	01:43:02:10	Dave [DM]	but I’m not going to 100% double down
01:43:03:21	01:43:06:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’ll just pick it up and put it in my bag.
01:43:09:28	01:43:15:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	do I have more? I got more movement, I know like that. Can I whip off the rug and try to open the door?
01:43:16:12	01:43:23:01	Dave [DM]	I don’t think you can… Opening the door is gonna cost you an action But you can move and move
01:43:19:06	01:43:19:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay.
01:43:24:27	01:43:30:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	throw the rug towards the door though causing an obstacle they trip over too
01:43:36:02	01:43:39:21	Dave [DM]	Good job, Jock Bjorn. And now… Old man Jenkins!
01:43:40:04	01:43:44:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	By the way, Zephyr Strike lasts for one minute.
01:43:47:07	01:43:49:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Am I already in the air? Or do I have to…
01:43:49:22	01:43:50:21	Dave [DM]	You are in the air.
01:43:50:25	01:43:55:02	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I am going to cast at a level 8.
01:43:56:14	01:43:58:26	Dave [DM]	Wow. Dang. Go, Jenkins.
01:43:57:29	01:44:07:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I want to get rid of the next one. And I have a 60 foot radius with this spell, so my close… yeah
01:44:06:22	01:44:09:12	Dave [DM]	You’re good. What is the spell?
01:44:07:11	01:44:11:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I am casting Disintegrate
01:44:12:08	01:44:13:14	Dave [DM]	What does disintegrate?
01:44:15:01	01:44:26:15	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	springs from your pointing finger and I have all my To a target that you can see within range The target can be a creature an object for creation of force such as
01:44:26:15	01:44:37:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	the wall created by Okay, the creature targeted by the spell must make a dexterity saving throw um on a failed save the target takes oh wait but
01:44:37:26	01:44:50:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	my dexterities way low do they have to be mine? Oh okay yeah please.
01:44:40:17	01:44:48:16	Dave [DM]	it’s his um so his is a dexterity saving throw okay so i will the next series taking through
01:44:46:09	01:44:48:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	you kept saying
01:44:50:25	01:44:59:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay so at a higher level
01:44:59:28	01:45:05:13	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	when you cast this spell using a spell slot of seventh level or higher damage increases by 3d6
01:45:05:13	01:45:12:16	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	so i can do it tells me right here so
01:45:12:16	01:45:19:16	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	it is one it’s 16 d6 plus 40 that’s what it says
01:45:18:21	01:45:25:24	Dave [DM]	okay okay so role 16d6 do you know how to do that so you push this
01:45:19:21	01:45:27:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	no oh
01:45:20:07	01:45:21:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	16 meters
01:45:22:23	01:45:33:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	me!
01:45:27:26	01:45:47:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	my
01:45:34:00	01:45:44:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	over there I think we
01:45:37:00	01:45:40:00	Dave [DM]	and then you hit roll so go all
01:45:37:17	01:45:40:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I got plenty of time to lose my body.
01:45:47:25	01:45:58:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	gosh they’re literally all so low 53 it could have been a lot I literally rolled every single roll was four
01:45:48:05	01:45:49:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yeah, this is awesome.
01:45:58:28	01:46:04:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	the old man Janky
01:45:59:00	01:46:03:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	This might be a D&D record for us. This may be the most damn groups we’ve dealt
01:46:05:16	01:46:06:29	Steve [Lashara]	level 15 characters.
01:46:05:19	01:46:05:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	of the
01:46:06:22	01:46:13:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah you started you started this this fight with dealing one point of damage
01:46:07:23	01:46:10:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	and I did that with my pants
01:46:12:24	01:46:15:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:46:12:24	01:46:16:10	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:46:13:04	01:46:15:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:46:13:16	01:46:23:29	Dave [DM]	it’s true and she just did 53 uh uh good job jenkins uh but
01:46:14:02	01:46:16:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:46:14:09	01:46:18:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and now i don’t want to remind you but
01:46:18:11	01:46:19:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Good point.
01:46:18:13	01:46:19:15	Steve [Lashara]	Good job!
01:46:20:19	01:46:21:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Single point.
01:46:23:29	01:46:34:05	Dave [DM]	that’s the that’s that’s like your typical anime power escalation right it’s like we go from like the untrained person all the way to super saiyan in less than
01:46:24:02	01:46:25:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Hey, I didn’t deal the damage.
01:46:27:00	01:46:27:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, that’s right.
01:46:27:25	01:46:30:02	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:46:28:19	01:46:29:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Right, yeah.
01:46:31:01	01:46:31:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:46:34:05	01:46:45:07	Dave [DM]	20 seconds yeah yeah okay so um jenkin blows the necromancer all the week up against the wall and he slaps up against that.
01:46:34:29	01:46:37:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Put some emotion into it and you’ll see what happens.
01:46:37:23	01:46:53:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	it’s a single target
01:46:45:16	01:46:49:28	Dave [DM]	He is not looking good, but he is still alive.
01:46:49:26	01:46:53:06	Steve [Lashara]	did that hit these or was it a single target
01:46:56:09	01:46:59:16	Dave [DM]	Jenkins do you have multiple hits that you can do or is it just the single?
01:47:01:09	01:47:01:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	if I have that
01:47:03:18	01:47:06:13	Steve [Lashara]	you have a ring of extra spells
01:47:06:11	01:47:12:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I do have a ring of… But, I didn’t know how to prepare them. Unless they can do that really fast.
01:47:14:05	01:47:16:03	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Where would it say if I have…
01:47:15:16	01:47:16:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Don’t you just have a bonus action
01:47:18:14	01:47:20:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	My bonus actions is
01:47:21:08	01:47:27:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	two weapon fighting uh A spell is just Mispy’s death and then my wings
01:47:28:16	01:47:30:16	Dave [DM]	Let’s get some more fighting music going.
01:47:31:25	01:47:33:09	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	If I can do anything else
01:47:32:20	01:47:33:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	What happened to Highway
01:47:34:26	01:47:35:15	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:47:35:06	01:47:35:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:47:35:22	01:47:37:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	If I have a bonus action
01:47:40:03	01:47:41:16	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	And it’s gonna rock
01:47:41:27	01:47:42:17	Dave [DM]	[laughter]
01:47:44:02	01:47:45:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	hidden as a bonus option or no?
01:47:46:02	01:47:48:08	Steve [Lashara]	so as
01:47:46:18	01:47:56:27	Dave [DM]	bonus actions. You have actions in combat. So you have two weapon fighting uh you have missy step so as a bonus you can cast missy’s step um you can use your
01:47:56:27	01:48:05:15	Dave [DM]	social rate points to gain additional spell slots or sacrifice the spell slot dragon wings you can create and dismiss dragon wings as a boneless action give up flying speed equal
01:48:05:15	01:48:12:23	Dave [DM]	to your current points. So, you do not have like double action but let’s look at some of
01:48:12:23	01:48:23:14	Dave [DM]	your others elemental affinity um You can cast a spell that deals damage of a type associated with your brick on canister you could add a plus four to one damage roll on that spell so you
01:48:23:14	01:48:32:23	Dave [DM]	have added plus four of that spell damage by the way magical guidance when you make an ability check that fails you can spend a sorcery point and re-roll the d20 so you have like a re-rol
01:48:29:11	01:48:30:02	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I don’t know.
01:48:32:23	01:48:41:03	Dave [DM]	if you ever don’t like something uh metamagic when you cast a spell that has a range of five feet or greater you can spin one sorcerer point in double the range of the spell
01:48:41:21	01:48:45:28	Dave [DM]	meta magic empower spell when you roll damage for a spell you can send one sorcerery point
01:48:48:20	01:48:49:11	Dave [DM]	four of the dice.
01:48:50:13	01:49:01:24	Dave [DM]	Quicken spell, you can cast a spell that has casting time with one action and could spend two source points to change the casting time into one bonus action. So yeah, you just have… You are basically at take.
01:48:58:27	01:49:00:27	Steve [Lashara]	Just have your feet
01:49:02:02	01:49:06:04	Dave [DM]	Like you will fire like once and you will almost kill someone.
01:49:04:16	01:49:08:09	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Very cool. Can I do Misty Step Through Walls?
01:49:08:11	01:49:11:02	Dave [DM]	You can’t. It’s just with places you can stop.
01:49:11:15	01:49:19:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You could blow a hole in the wall, and then Misty stepped through the hall.
01:49:12:28	01:49:14:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	stay where I am.
01:49:21:21	01:49:29:08	Dave [DM]	So Jock, while you’re in this room you do hear a clamoring
01:49:30:19	01:49:40:24	Dave [DM]	and a, how dare you? What are you doing? And you’re kind of like going on in the other room. So you definitely can hear something
01:49:40:24	01:49:51:23	Dave [DM]	but if you guys had actually freed Gray this would be his turn so he is not. So you’re just hearing him hiss
01:49:51:23	01:50:01:03	Dave [DM]	and spit at people yeah okay so now gray is
01:49:53:00	01:50:03:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	also gray’s down there okay no gray is the guy we came here to find i know
01:49:56:01	01:50:06:11	Steve [Lashara]	now he’s a good guy gray is a good great guy
01:49:57:02	01:49:57:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this isn’t gray.
01:50:01:03	01:50:08:15	Dave [DM]	the guy you guys are looking for uh okay
01:50:01:11	01:50:12:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	How did you spell gray, by the way? Did you spell grey E-Y or A-Y?
01:50:03:13	01:50:05:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the color is gray, but
01:50:08:00	01:50:09:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Why are you talking to me?
01:50:10:04	01:50:22:03	Steve [Lashara]	it’s a triple g that’s all
01:50:11:16	01:50:15:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	turn. Can I? I canít speak out of turn. Thatís like considered actions and stuff, right?
01:50:15:08	01:50:19:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Lashar, why are you turning into an adolescent? What’s going on?
01:50:19:26	01:50:20:16	Dave [DM]	also within
01:50:20:04	01:50:21:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Your vocabulary.
01:50:22:03	01:50:31:06	Steve [Lashara]	my riz fix it in post
01:50:24:16	01:50:27:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	if I yelled down to the floor but that would be on my turn.
01:50:26:17	01:50:28:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we’ll remove that curse Steve
01:50:29:11	01:50:40:26	Dave [DM]	okay so unfortunately you have another giant trampoline moon pop out. When he pops out, he’s actually thrown up like a trampoline by the people
01:50:40:26	01:50:43:16	Dave [DM]	underneath him so he travels… How high are you?
01:50:42:22	01:50:58:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	take
01:50:43:03	01:50:53:03	Steve [Lashara]	i’m 25 feet in the air yeah oh too
01:50:44:27	01:50:52:19	Dave [DM]	He’s going to take falling damage with this but he’s goingto travel 25 feet in the air and he is going to make a couple of swings at you
01:50:56:19	01:50:57:23	Dave [DM]	So let’s
01:50:58:17	01:51:04:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	from the guardian because the guardian is supposed to be on this table so anything comes out in his range
01:51:09:24	01:51:10:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	sorry
01:51:10:04	01:51:10:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Good memory.
01:51:13:22	01:51:20:28	Dave [DM]	so oh crap so um my first slam that throws out is a nine to hit
01:51:23:14	01:51:25:00	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You looked so hopeful
01:51:24:17	01:51:36:04	Dave [DM]	yeah he takes he takes your damage first and then he is going to make another hit
01:51:24:20	01:51:32:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	does he take this damage before he’s able to does he pass this guy before he gets to steve oh okay
01:51:25:08	01:51:26:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:51:26:12	01:51:27:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	does it hit
01:51:27:17	01:52:05:23	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	if it
01:51:34:02	01:51:37:11	Steve [Lashara]	is he though
01:51:40:17	01:51:45:02	Dave [DM]	uh okay so he rolled an eight
01:51:40:25	01:51:42:08	Steve [Lashara]	I should not have said
01:51:47:26	01:51:48:26	Steve [Lashara]	you missed again
01:51:53:14	01:52:02:07	Dave [DM]	he gets hit what’s the what dex save oh yeah with a an undead shambling mound
01:51:54:06	01:51:57:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	he has to make a dexterity saving throw 15 to save
01:51:57:23	01:52:02:29	Steve [Lashara]	I’m trying to picture what that looks like as it’s like trying to writhe in the air
01:52:06:23	01:52:13:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	match this hold on wait failed save or half as much on the success one so he takes 10 radiant damage
01:52:13:18	01:52:21:24	Dave [DM]	he does take 10 damage that’s that’s fine um and then he’s also going to take falling damage what’s this falling damage calculator for every
01:52:15:07	01:52:24:28	Steve [Lashara]	oh i looked at just the other day and it’s already slipped my brain
01:52:25:23	01:52:30:16	Steve [Lashara]	um i think it’s 1d6 per 10 feet
01:52:26:01	01:52:30:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Does this mean I get us three lights? What damage does that mean?
01:52:32:13	01:52:37:20	Dave [DM]	that’s your attack one so when you’re attacking with like a cantrip it’ll add plus three
01:52:37:20	01:52:44:26	Dave [DM]	that what’s that
01:52:47:20	01:52:50:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	touched by this stuff it’s not hurting us
01:52:52:06	01:53:01:26	Dave [DM]	okay all right so this is just table conferences isn’t jacques bjorn like peeking his head out and in having this discussion yep
01:52:53:27	01:53:04:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	thank you this is jacques biorne yelling out yeah we haven’t been able to detect we try well
01:53:00:13	01:53:01:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	screaming through the wall at us
01:53:04:12	01:53:13:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	we have never tried to protect the magic could be illusory did i say that right yes meaning
01:53:12:23	01:53:13:13	Steve [Lashara]	Practice.
01:53:14:17	01:53:26:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	my eye didn’t really fall out my foot’s not really infected your middle finger is not but we think it is we think these people are affected and we think that we are
01:53:23:09	01:53:23:19	Steve [Lashara]	to me.
01:53:24:26	01:53:33:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	as long as i’m still able to well that’s what he’s saying it might not have like it’s like an illusion maybe maybe
01:53:25:21	01:53:28:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	You do realize your eyeball fell out.
01:53:29:08	01:53:38:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that’s what I’m saying. It looks like it did. When we walk into this room, a spell was cast and it’s all an illusion just the theory
01:53:34:28	01:53:36:03	Dave [DM]	it’s an illusion
01:53:40:13	01:53:43:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	maybe that’s why it’s not hurting us which is odd but it’s no hurting us
01:53:44:19	01:53:47:14	Dave [DM]	it’s okay a trick is something to hoard us from money
01:53:47:01	01:53:48:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:53:47:20	01:53:48:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:53:48:18	01:53:51:09	Steve [Lashara]	Or crack! Or cocaine?
01:53:50:07	01:53:52:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:53:50:17	01:53:51:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:53:52:08	01:53:57:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	anyways just a thought so maybe don’t chop your finger up yet
01:53:54:04	01:54:02:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay yeah i’m less worried than you are about this stuff right now
01:53:56:19	01:53:57:29	Steve [Lashara]	Found damage.
01:54:02:04	01:54:11:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i am worried for your eternal salvation though because this could this could steer you in a very
01:54:02:27	01:54:05:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	my heart’s going fine you know
01:54:04:05	01:54:04:18	Dave [DM]	every
01:54:12:00	01:54:14:17	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, or…
01:54:12:22	01:54:23:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	bad direction you don’t want this truth well that’s
01:54:16:03	01:54:23:21	Dave [DM]	And unfortunately, he falls straight back into the hole. So he could probably trampoline up again just FYI.
01:54:17:17	01:54:22:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	But I’m never going to hear the end of this, am I? You’re just going to be like, I told you so. I told me so.
01:54:22:29	01:54:30:08	Steve [Lashara]	okay here we go um 1d6 for every 10 feet a maximum of
01:54:23:21	01:54:33:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	not my motto yet but but maybe after yeah this there are so many things i should have done before
01:54:30:08	01:54:41:09	Steve [Lashara]	26 but he lands prone unless somehow 10 feet so it’d be 2d6
01:54:33:20	01:54:36:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	we entered combat i’m such an idiot
01:54:36:25	01:54:38:28	Dave [DM]	Okay so it’s 1d6 for every what?
01:54:41:13	01:54:42:02	Dave [DM]	So 2d6.
01:54:42:13	01:54:55:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i’m realizing all this then we have a time travel spell three wishes
01:54:43:07	01:54:45:04	Dave [DM]	I think that’s where we’re going.
01:54:49:08	01:54:51:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Dave, are you allowing guns in this?
01:54:50:23	01:54:53:10	Steve [Lashara]	which technically could spell
01:54:52:24	01:54:53:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay.
01:54:54:13	01:54:57:26	Dave [DM]	Greater zombie is going to…
01:54:58:26	01:55:10:09	Dave [DM]	My purple guy right there. He’s going to break through the door right here. So he’s going move 5, 10, 15, 20 and break through the door and then that’s… He’s outside the door.
01:55:01:28	01:55:14:07	Steve [Lashara]	is it
01:55:10:28	01:55:12:06	Dave [DM]	That’s his action.
01:55:14:07	01:55:14:25	Steve [Lashara]	sweet
01:55:19:01	01:55:23:14	Dave [DM]	And you are staring down both the Necromancer and our greatest.
01:55:25:20	01:55:29:17	Dave [DM]	Lashara, you’re up. You guys killed so many people that these rounds are going to go a lot quicker.
01:55:26:04	01:55:36:14	Steve [Lashara]	we actually get a turn all right so what i’m gonna do is now that
01:55:36:14	01:55:42:07	Steve [Lashara]	Bjorn, Jacques Bjorn is out of the way I’m going to send off my
01:55:44:22	01:55:48:01	Steve [Lashara]	cool spell. I’m gonna use
01:55:53:05	01:55:57:10	Steve [Lashara]	They need to do a dex saving throw and then they’ll take 3d8
01:56:00:12	01:56:01:19	Dave [DM]	just everyone in the room or
01:56:01:06	01:56:02:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	area
01:56:02:07	01:56:08:12	Steve [Lashara]	These three It’s an area attack they have to save on 16.
01:56:09:22	01:56:11:14	Dave [DM]	the first one rolled 18 so they say
01:56:23:06	01:56:26:24	Dave [DM]	is a 15 so that that missed right
01:56:30:28	01:56:37:11	Dave [DM]	also missed so two of them missed one of them saved
01:56:37:28	01:56:42:02	Steve [Lashara]	So eight damage for the mist and four for the save
01:56:44:16	01:56:47:03	Steve [Lashara]	and I do have a second action
01:56:47:11	01:56:47:28	Dave [DM]	okay
01:56:49:00	01:56:51:22	Steve [Lashara]	so I’m going to…
01:56:59:13	01:57:04:29	Steve [Lashara]	I’m just gonna shoot my Frostbow at it Just something like really traditional
01:57:04:29	01:57:11:22	Steve [Lashara]	Don’t worry, my robot’s gonna help out
01:57:15:17	01:57:23:21	Steve [Lashara]	So that’s 24 to hit and 11 damage. Yeah, it was way better than my level 3 spell.
01:57:25:08	01:57:27:18	Steve [Lashara]	Shroom with my crossbow, the Necromancer.
01:57:29:05	01:57:31:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	So, all of this
01:57:30:07	01:57:38:09	Dave [DM]	So all of this crazy damage that’s been going on between sorcerers and everything You throw a bolt across the room And have to kill it
01:57:31:08	01:57:41:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	the necromancer
01:57:31:22	01:57:42:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	The necromancer?
01:57:40:19	01:57:50:29	Steve [Lashara]	Well, so the Conjure Barrage was a bunch of daggers basically magically conjured in the air and then just kind of rained down on them
01:57:50:29	01:58:02:12	Steve [Lashara]	so most of them kind of hit the zombies hit the bar yeah, it’s a little bit but he’s not happy about it and then he looks at me
01:57:54:09	01:57:56:09	Dave [DM]	To get like porcupined
01:58:02:12	01:58:12:20	Steve [Lashara]	and gives me a raspberry just as his tongue comes out that’s when my crossbow bolt takes him right through the jaw and pins him to the back wall
01:58:03:19	01:58:06:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	It’s just his own style
01:58:12:25	01:58:28:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	As an
01:58:13:15	01:58:17:02	Dave [DM]	As he slumps to the floor, he actually
01:58:14:07	01:58:20:05	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	let me guess the juice is going to splatter on
01:58:20:05	01:58:21:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:58:21:01	01:58:22:13	Steve [Lashara]	It’s a tidal wave
01:58:22:18	01:58:26:17	Dave [DM]	so like his body was basically made out of a
01:58:28:12	01:58:40:07	Dave [DM]	necrotic juice that has now lost its form and so it actually falls and there is a giant puddle of just necronic juice over there. Yep.
01:58:46:03	01:58:54:08	Steve [Lashara]	yeah um but my little robo servant there um whose name yeah his name is pending
01:58:52:07	01:58:52:28	Dave [DM]	Got Robocop.
01:58:55:07	01:59:02:09	Steve [Lashara]	i guess yeah i can’t
01:58:55:20	01:58:59:11	Dave [DM]	can we just call him that pending dot dot dot pending
01:58:56:29	01:59:00:00	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:58:57:03	01:59:00:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	A friend
01:58:57:08	01:58:59:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
01:58:57:08	01:58:59:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
01:58:57:18	01:58:58:26	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
01:59:00:10	01:59:01:08	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
01:59:02:09	01:59:12:04	Steve [Lashara]	remember where you put that uh all right all right so he
01:59:06:22	01:59:15:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	even though the necromancer is dead I just
01:59:09:26	01:59:11:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	hive mind I guess
01:59:16:22	01:59:20:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this could have been over ages ago
01:59:22:29	01:59:28:07	Steve [Lashara]	Alright, he takes a swipe at the red zombie thing. Whatever it is.
01:59:29:08	01:59:32:16	Steve [Lashara]	To do a force empowered rend which
01:59:34:23	01:59:36:01	Steve [Lashara]	16 to hit
01:59:37:20	01:59:47:13	Steve [Lashara]	and 10 damage and force damage Very forced?
01:59:46:02	01:59:51:15	Dave [DM]	all right jesse it’s your turn
01:59:53:05	01:59:58:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	did he knock him into the Guardian so the Guardian could give him another WAP or something? Does that work that way?
01:59:55:23	01:59:58:22	Steve [Lashara]	just ping pong
01:59:57:10	02:00:00:16	Dave [DM]	if he starts his turn next to the guardian he will get another WAP.
01:59:58:22	02:00:10:23	Steve [Lashara]	This isn’t
02:00:03:28	02:00:08:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay. Stop. Stop.
02:00:04:24	02:00:05:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:00:07:26	02:00:10:08	Dave [DM]	Where’s the bard? Can we start singing that one?
02:00:07:29	02:00:10:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:00:08:10	02:00:09:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:00:10:23	02:00:11:08	Steve [Lashara]	a brothel
02:00:12:05	02:00:15:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	You’re in charge of the music, man. You got power. No!
02:00:13:13	02:00:14:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:00:13:23	02:00:16:29	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:00:14:02	02:00:15:17	Dave [DM]	Okay, I’ll turn it on again.
02:00:14:18	02:00:15:13	Steve [Lashara]	Cut the
02:00:14:22	02:00:20:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:00:15:11	02:00:17:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:00:16:10	02:00:17:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:00:16:13	02:00:18:04	Steve [Lashara]	holes in this house!
02:00:17:28	02:00:20:14	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:00:18:07	02:00:19:06	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:00:19:16	02:00:20:05	Dave [DM]	[laughter]
02:00:22:06	02:00:29:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	If I want to prepare a spell because I can’t use that as a bonus action unless it’s specified in this spell if it’s a bonus
02:00:29:11	02:00:39:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	section or oh no no like i thought as an action
02:00:31:04	02:00:32:05	Dave [DM]	I mean…
02:00:33:25	02:00:34:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s the only time.
02:00:36:01	02:00:38:01	Dave [DM]	it, is that why or…?
02:00:39:06	02:00:47:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i could prepare a spell is that not the case oh oh okay
02:00:42:19	02:00:44:13	Steve [Lashara]	Typically, no? I don’t think so.
02:00:44:08	02:00:52:15	Dave [DM]	Not really. To prepare a spell you actually come to combat with a spell prepared so you guys probably should get through this and then
02:00:45:16	02:00:46:20	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Proversal
02:00:49:25	02:01:01:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	good okay i thought we could prepare and comment okay then in that case
02:00:59:24	02:01:02:18	Steve [Lashara]	Except for his bladder apparently.
02:01:02:00	02:01:03:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	can’t prepare um
02:01:06:24	02:01:07:27	Steve [Lashara]	That’s true.
02:01:06:25	02:01:14:18	Dave [DM]	damage so bam search
02:01:09:07	02:01:09:16	Steve [Lashara]	Bam!
02:01:14:12	02:01:15:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:01:15:15	02:01:18:09	Steve [Lashara]	When you drinks SIRGGGH! you gotta do it right
02:01:18:13	02:01:24:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Wasn’t it John Peterson that had the case of surge that he was saving for years for his wedding night?
02:01:22:22	02:01:23:09	Steve [Lashara]	yeah
02:01:24:11	02:01:33:28	Steve [Lashara]	something like that in the back of his closet I think I saw
02:01:26:04	02:01:33:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I think I remember when he cracked it open and it was all flat It’s just amazing.
02:01:35:07	02:01:41:10	Steve [Lashara]	someone found their can of search and put on ebay for the past couple
02:01:36:17	02:01:46:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	i’m gonna cast sacred flame um which should cover both of these guys
02:01:41:17	02:01:42:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	fire?
02:01:46:09	02:01:53:09	Jesse [Father ITYS]	right the 30 foot or 60 foot range for this yeah
02:01:53:08	02:01:56:10	Dave [DM]	is it like what’s the actual dimensions of the spell itself.
02:01:56:12	02:01:59:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh flame like radiance descends
02:02:02:14	02:02:03:07	Steve [Lashara]	the shape
02:02:08:04	02:02:09:08	Dave [DM]	or like
02:02:10:24	02:02:11:28	Steve [Lashara]	or a line
02:02:11:29	02:02:21:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	don’t see a shape i think that means it’s a sacred flame yeah
02:02:15:13	02:02:23:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	it descends on a creature.
02:02:20:11	02:02:20:25	Dave [DM]	okay
02:02:21:17	02:02:31:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	says it descends on is it just a cone or it can hit
02:02:24:00	02:02:30:07	Dave [DM]	but I would both of those creatures have a lot of HP left so I would yeah let’s roast them
02:02:33:17	02:02:40:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	on a creature so it’s just one you could throw
02:02:35:02	02:02:38:26	Steve [Lashara]	so blasts someone
02:02:35:24	02:02:36:09	Dave [DM]	one thing
02:02:38:08	02:02:39:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	range area 60
02:02:41:09	02:02:48:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	oh I see okay so this is just going to deal on one creature then fine
02:02:50:21	02:02:52:16	Dave [DM]	The Shambling Mound or The Greater Zombie?
02:02:54:27	02:02:58:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	who’s the greater zombie
02:02:55:04	02:03:04:27	Dave [DM]	okay that is the greater zombie go ahead and do does he have to make a saving throw or is
02:03:05:05	02:03:09:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	target must succeed on dexterity saving 15
02:03:12:04	02:03:20:02	Dave [DM]	check um does a four save no
02:03:22:11	02:03:29:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay um so then uh this is 3d8 damage
02:03:29:12	02:03:38:26	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that were dealt four six and
02:03:41:03	02:03:41:25	Dave [DM]	else added to that
02:03:43:09	02:03:46:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	how many guys or bad guys are in this area
02:03:48:09	02:03:57:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yeah but then as a bonus action he’s not
02:03:53:24	02:03:55:16	Steve [Lashara]	by me and two
02:04:03:24	02:04:04:29	Steve [Lashara]	summon to do stuff with
02:04:06:23	02:04:11:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the guardian
02:04:06:23	02:04:15:17	Dave [DM]	you’re uh i think he’s the sword did you move the guardian by the way
02:04:09:29	02:04:13:13	Steve [Lashara]	a construct? Oh, there is a sword.
02:04:15:17	02:04:18:26	Dave [DM]	doesn’t the guardian do like a ton of damage because you have the sword and the garden
02:04:16:03	02:04:17:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no he’s
02:04:23:25	02:04:34:13	Steve [Lashara]	had one. Yeah so Is the Pug Rider actually a sword? We found the sword so
02:04:24:17	02:04:28:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the guardian is like and it like occupies
02:04:34:28	02:04:42:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	you can affect pit over there these guys nearest um
02:04:40:08	02:04:44:03	Dave [DM]	got it all right so is that a saving throw as well
02:04:44:29	02:04:48:20	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh yes same thing dexterity yep
02:04:48:20	02:04:58:24	Jesse [Father ITYS]	mm -hmm no 20 points of rating awarded
02:04:58:24	02:05:01:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	to gryffindor
02:05:04:19	02:05:11:22	Dave [DM]	um and i because his dexterity negative one oh hold
02:05:11:22	02:05:17:16	Dave [DM]	up is a 14 safe okay all right so
02:05:13:18	02:05:22:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no it has to be a 15 yep is he looking pretty rough
02:05:17:16	02:05:26:14	Dave [DM]	that’s 20 points uh let’s just say these undead things that have been sewn together
02:05:22:06	02:05:36:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	okay but as
02:05:26:14	02:05:33:16	Dave [DM]	they’re pretty robust so you know i think jenkins needs to throw some
02:05:35:17	02:05:38:17	Steve [Lashara]	with that radiant damage though because zombies can
02:05:39:19	02:05:46:01	Steve [Lashara]	regenerate unless you hit them with a ton of damage or radiance so that it’s good to do
02:05:46:24	02:05:56:07	Dave [DM]	that same shambling mound um is going to attack yeah yeah you’ll you’ll get an opportunity
02:05:49:12	02:06:00:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	but wait i’m gonna sorry there’s a bonus action can i move away with him am i able to move oh yeah
02:05:56:07	02:06:00:10	Dave [DM]	attack against you but you can move away do you have like misty step or anything like that
02:05:56:24	02:06:08:23	Steve [Lashara]	do robot will take defense for you
02:06:10:12	02:06:22:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	or i still have uh the sacred so okay oh there are two okay sorry there’s the guardian who is the sword and the shield and then i have a weapon it’s like
02:06:19:15	02:06:25:25	Dave [DM]	yeah flying around yeah that’s what i was saying like are you going to throw that somewhere else
02:06:25:13	02:06:26:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s like…
02:06:32:11	02:06:32:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um
02:06:36:00	02:06:38:26	Dave [DM]	you want us in the sword or do you just want to attack the guys that are
02:06:48:29	02:06:54:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I’m just trying to decide if I want this and send it across the room or if I should just attack this guy
02:06:56:22	02:06:58:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I would take care of your immediate need.
02:07:00:25	02:07:04:04	Steve [Lashara]	so I can get over to him more safely
02:07:04:23	02:07:06:17	Dave [DM]	so they’re just gonna make two decks saves
02:07:08:25	02:07:16:05	Dave [DM]	um okay the first one is a 15 so that one saves and
02:07:16:17	02:07:17:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	half
02:07:18:12	02:07:18:28	Jesse [Father ITYS]	sorry
02:07:30:28	02:07:35:10	Jesse [Father ITYS]	so the sword is not the celestial or spiritual weapon is not a save
02:07:36:09	02:07:43:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um on a hit the target takes force damage
02:07:43:16	02:07:55:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	equal to 1d2 but i’m casting this again for the higher level so it’s like 2d8 plus the spell spell has an ability modifier
02:07:54:05	02:07:59:12	Dave [DM]	so it’s 16 well 2d8 plus two Okay. Roll it.
02:08:08:13	02:08:12:10	Dave [DM]	So that greater zombie is looking pretty good up.
02:08:16:17	02:08:24:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	cast can we cast like a cone of prep or something
02:08:16:17	02:08:21:26	Dave [DM]	Okay, so our Unden Shedley Mount
02:08:24:08	02:08:26:01	Dave [DM]	a Cone of
02:08:24:17	02:08:26:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Tone of prep.
02:08:25:08	02:08:26:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:08:26:07	02:08:27:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:08:26:26	02:08:27:25	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:08:30:21	02:08:40:16	Dave [DM]	I’ll maybe like in the interim we can cast Coneof Prep or maybe if you find Gray he could do a lot of help but we’ll just
02:08:41:16	02:08:50:28	Dave [DM]	Okay, so our Undead Shambling Mound is going to make two attacks against you, Jesse. The first one is a 17-to-hit that misses.
02:08:48:29	02:08:52:21	Jesse [Father ITYS]	this is yeah 18 armor class
02:08:56:11	02:08:58:00	Steve [Lashara]	I keep hitting the stupid arm.
02:08:57:07	02:09:02:13	Dave [DM]	The second slam misses as well, so he just slams down and misses you completely.
02:08:57:28	02:09:22:02	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay, so
02:09:02:20	02:09:03:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait
02:09:06:24	02:09:07:27	Dave [DM]	And now…
02:09:09:17	02:09:15:18	Dave [DM]	So Jacques Bjorn, our purple guy, is goingと rush into the room
02:09:15:18	02:09:24:26	Dave [DM]	and he’s going to attack you um okay so how many how close how many spaces is he away
02:09:18:08	02:09:19:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	that blanket down as an obstacle.
02:09:20:16	02:09:30:01	Steve [Lashara]	yeah he’s about
02:09:20:24	02:09:22:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:09:21:21	02:09:31:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	How can you
02:09:23:29	02:09:24:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I feel better.
02:09:24:26	02:09:32:04	Dave [DM]	is he 30 okay so um
02:09:30:07	02:09:42:29	Steve [Lashara]	stands there
02:09:32:04	02:09:38:04	Dave [DM]	okay i’ll give it to you he goes 20 feet
02:09:40:01	02:09:40:20	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Nice!
02:09:47:12	02:09:49:05	Steve [Lashara]	he’s a zombie he’s not that smart
02:09:50:13	02:09:53:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	spell slots back by like a long
02:09:58:15	02:10:03:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Some characters get it back in the short, some get it with noice.
02:10:04:13	02:10:12:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay so I do
02:10:05:03	02:10:11:01	Steve [Lashara]	do you have anything that can push him back like thunder wave or something
02:10:13:13	02:10:19:11	Dave [DM]	wish someone would investigate this big room that you’re all in because i mean if you really look at there’s
02:10:20:25	02:10:26:13	Dave [DM]	I mean, there’s so much going on in there. And it’s like no one even cares.
02:10:21:29	02:10:34:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh hint hint
02:10:27:23	02:10:30:16	Steve [Lashara]	attacked by zombies that are melting our flesh
02:10:34:22	02:10:41:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	okay um now the weapons that are all there on the rack was Is there anything I catch in here?
02:10:41:13	02:10:49:25	Dave [DM]	They are just your standard short swords not used.
02:10:44:27	02:10:51:26	Steve [Lashara]	It’s shiny, but not used. Are they covered in dust and cobwebs?
02:10:51:22	02:10:52:14	Dave [DM]	They’re polished.
02:10:53:21	02:10:55:26	Steve [Lashara]	Oh yeah, I mean the slave has to do something.
02:11:02:25	02:11:08:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay. That doesn’t push him back. You think it would. Something called freedom of waves.
02:11:10:04	02:11:11:12	Dave [DM]	Are you just going surfing?
02:11:11:08	02:11:15:22	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, no it’s a salutation spell. That’s how you say hello.
02:11:16:23	02:11:17:12	Dave [DM]	Hello.
02:11:17:15	02:11:20:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Oh, but it allows me to vanish in the air again.
02:11:22:00	02:11:27:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Well, as a bonus action… Let’s see what we’ve got here.
02:11:27:16	02:11:29:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Wait, didn’t you throw that carpet?
02:11:30:23	02:11:39:04	Dave [DM]	it’s literally by 10 feet so he didn’t quite make it to him yep yeah well
02:11:34:12	02:11:36:13	Steve [Lashara]	He had to stop and straighten it.
02:11:38:06	02:11:39:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	A little bit OCD.
02:11:41:02	02:11:43:04	Steve [Lashara]	Takes work to keep this place clean.
02:11:41:19	02:11:53:08	Dave [DM]	four levels
02:11:55:26	02:12:04:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and this thing’s been knocked about a bit knock around a bit right
02:12:00:06	02:12:00:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m going to tie out.
02:12:05:23	02:12:16:09	Dave [DM]	yeah he’s been knocked around a bit i mean he’s not like he hasn’t been hit nearly as many times because everyone’s
02:12:14:23	02:12:24:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	okay okay um i mean i kind of just want to open up the
02:12:20:22	02:12:23:20	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Excuse me I hit the sorcerer by
02:12:25:25	02:12:30:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	i’m going to open Up The Great on the floor which way does it open
02:12:33:05	02:12:36:00	Steve [Lashara]	Like toward him like this he pull it towards them
02:12:37:29	02:12:42:28	Dave [DM]	it’s it’s kind of like there’s like a big brass handle on it and it’s you know worn wood and
02:12:46:26	02:12:51:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m gonna say how deep does this hole go?
02:12:52:14	02:13:00:01	Dave [DM]	pull it up the trap is sprung and the wall behind this guy actually explodes
02:12:57:20	02:12:58:08	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	This
02:13:00:19	02:13:03:06	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:13:00:29	02:13:03:06	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:13:02:02	02:13:05:22	Dave [DM]	and it’s a force damage going this way so it actually blows
02:13:07:01	02:13:09:18	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:13:07:11	02:13:08:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:13:08:18	02:13:09:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Yes!
02:13:08:25	02:13:27:20	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	yes i think
02:13:09:16	02:13:13:11	Dave [DM]	but opens a giant hole in the wall as well
02:13:14:28	02:13:18:26	Steve [Lashara]	that’s hilarious
02:13:15:02	02:13:20:27	Dave [DM]	he is going to take some serious force damage Chris, can you roll 7d10
02:13:27:20	02:13:29:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	i think he’s gonna die
02:13:33:29	02:13:43:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	oh man jank i should get a banjo
02:13:39:10	02:13:41:07	Steve [Lashara]	world record holder
02:13:42:07	02:13:44:07	Steve [Lashara]	of urine damage
02:13:45:13	02:13:47:01	Dave [DM]	that took away half
02:13:48:17	02:13:55:16	Dave [DM]	yeah no one’s been touching these guys he’s pinned so he is going to lose two rounds
02:13:50:02	02:13:53:11	Steve [Lashara]	that’s true he’s pilled
02:13:50:12	02:13:52:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Now is he prone? Is he pinned?
02:13:53:09	02:13:53:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay.
02:13:55:16	02:14:03:27	Dave [DM]	uh -huh yeah you can everyone can see in there like if you don’t have line of sight to him
02:13:56:02	02:13:59:14	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	wall has been burst open can i see
02:14:03:22	02:14:11:22	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	perfect but i’m kind of like right at an angle i can see him great
02:14:03:27	02:14:11:22	Dave [DM]	you won’t see him but you’ll see that that room is now open yeah oh you can see it totally
02:14:11:22	02:14:22:22	Dave [DM]	so if you wanted to shoot this guy like his head’s like smashed up above the wall that just exploded on him you can he’s just basically fodder at this point and its attacks against
02:14:17:11	02:14:18:13	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I wanna shoot him.
02:14:22:28	02:14:27:26	Dave [DM]	are with advantage so no matter what you do like it’s basically stomping on a baby
02:14:27:04	02:14:38:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	So, I’m just gonna shout out and say I’M OKAY! And then I’m gonna casually walk over to him
02:14:32:29	02:14:34:07	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:14:33:08	02:14:34:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:14:39:02	02:14:46:03	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	pull out my corpse slayer shotgun hold it up to his head
02:14:43:22	02:14:53:12	Dave [DM]	nice okay so this is going to do double damage because it’s a coup de gras um and yeah so fire
02:14:46:03	02:14:51:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and fire it. Excellent
02:14:55:29	02:15:02:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	you gain plus one bonus to attack damage rolls made with this magic weapon when you hit an undead creature
02:15:04:05	02:15:16:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	weapon. The attack deals extra 1d8 damage of the weapons type, which in this case it’s piercing. Thank you. And the creature has a disadvantage
02:15:16:04	02:15:20:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	on saving throws against effects that turn undead until starting to destroy. So
02:15:21:28	02:15:29:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	yep I’m going to just knock that there. It’s a 27 to hit on the first roll
02:15:30:16	02:15:32:16	Steve [Lashara]	do it again to see if you get a crit
02:15:33:14	02:15:36:09	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	That’s true actually It’s an 19!
02:15:40:07	02:15:48:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	and it’s going to blast him with 11 plus another d8
02:15:48:10	02:15:57:27	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	still good. 16 points damned. Why was a double?
02:15:57:05	02:15:58:19	Steve [Lashara]	because it was a coup de gras
02:15:58:10	02:15:59:07	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Tell me again.
02:15:59:19	02:16:00:17	Dave [DM]	It’s right at his head.
02:16:02:10	02:16:06:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	then I’m going to back up, I still have separate so
02:16:03:03	02:16:14:02	Dave [DM]	So this guy is looking really bad. If a sorcerer is going to shoot something
02:16:04:05	02:16:13:12	Steve [Lashara]	as if he looked good in the first
02:16:12:24	02:16:14:12	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:16:13:08	02:16:13:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I’m sorry.
02:16:16:04	02:16:19:11	Dave [DM]	because maybe a boot kick would kill this thing.
02:16:20:02	02:16:24:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m in the blast zone I’m into splash zone
02:16:22:18	02:16:26:18	Dave [DM]	All right Jenkins you’re up!
02:16:23:15	02:16:24:28	Steve [Lashara]	old man jenkins
02:16:26:17	02:16:27:19	Steve [Lashara]	aim correctly
02:16:26:21	02:16:30:10	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	now wait wait wait I lifted the grate
02:16:30:16	02:16:34:02	Dave [DM]	It was basically just a trap that blew the wall open
02:16:36:16	02:16:39:06	Steve [Lashara]	how deep does this hole go six inches
02:16:38:09	02:16:40:25	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	It was basically different.
02:16:38:21	02:16:39:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:16:43:23	02:16:48:21	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m lifting it. And I’m like, how deep BAM! The wall just smacked.
02:16:46:16	02:16:54:10	Dave [DM]	yeah well yeah yeah you’re lucky because if he hadn’t have been there it would have probably flown over and hit you
02:16:51:21	02:16:59:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	nice good intuition
02:16:52:25	02:16:59:12	Steve [Lashara]	good
02:16:57:13	02:16:58:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I like it.
02:17:01:12	02:17:03:29	Dave [DM]	way togo uh jaykins
02:17:01:22	02:17:02:08	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	few feet though.
02:17:03:21	02:17:10:04	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, I’m gonna cast Magic Missile on a sixth level.
02:17:07:20	02:17:08:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:17:10:23	02:17:14:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	where is this going
02:17:11:06	02:17:21:27	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	So that’s eight missiles and it’s going to hit the four guys in there twice. Each one gets two because there’s four guys
02:17:13:09	02:17:15:22	Steve [Lashara]	And those All hit
02:17:22:07	02:17:23:18	Steve [Lashara]	Well Three
02:17:23:07	02:17:30:09	Dave [DM]	one, two, three. This guy is basically dead So I would double up on someone else That guy’s back in the hole So you don’t see him
02:17:29:19	02:17:32:26	Steve [Lashara]	The red one Standing
02:17:30:29	02:17:40:27	Jesse [Father ITYS]	so there’s three that’s quite
02:17:31:00	02:17:35:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I mean, you could blast down in the hole and just hope something hits.
02:17:33:27	02:17:41:03	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	So there’s three, this guy, and then him.
02:17:35:22	02:17:39:29	Dave [DM]	There’s two It’s this guy The red guy And then this gray guy Over here by the bar
02:17:40:27	02:17:50:12	Jesse [Father ITYS]	a he’s not looking good is what guy’s not looking great oh but didn’t you say
02:17:41:21	02:17:52:09	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	So I’m going to have who’s stronger between the red and the frog?
02:17:48:17	02:17:49:22	Dave [DM]	Pin behind the wall
02:17:51:26	02:17:53:04	Dave [DM]	The wall explosion
02:17:53:03	02:17:56:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	but didn’t you tell me on my last turn that he was like not happy
02:17:56:22	02:17:58:05	Dave [DM]	This guy’s looking worse than that
02:17:58:13	02:18:05:28	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Who’s stronger Red Okay so if i have eight I’m going to have three hit
02:18:07:03	02:18:08:15	Steve [Lashara]	red five on gray
02:18:14:11	02:18:19:24	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	the gray guy. I’m gotta have three hit the red guy and I’m gonna have
02:18:23:00	02:18:28:24	Dave [DM]	Okay, so what we’ll do is whatever your attack roll is for all three of them, we’ll just use that.
02:18:30:08	02:18:30:22	Steve [Lashara]	hits
02:18:33:04	02:18:39:06	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Okay, so it’s 1d4 plus one but do I do the plus 4 damage thing
02:18:40:20	02:18:43:13	Dave [DM]	1d4 plus one for each missile.
02:18:43:26	02:18:47:10	Steve [Lashara]	So it would be 44 plus 4 on one guy
02:18:52:03	02:18:59:05	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	so one two three four Bro, that is nine.
02:19:00:28	02:19:03:15	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	But do I get the plus four damage?
02:19:05:24	02:19:21:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I have an item
02:19:07:22	02:19:15:27	Steve [Lashara]	Yeah, so 9 plus because you just did What is
02:19:07:27	02:19:18:11	Dave [DM]	Yeah, so it’s 9 plus four because you just did the 4d5, right? So it’s 13 points of damage.
02:19:19:05	02:19:19:29	Steve [Lashara]	that on your paper?
02:19:21:17	02:19:24:03	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	in my hand. An amulet gives it to me.
02:19:30:14	02:19:32:09	Dave [DM]	I’m going to read the inscription on the back
02:19:32:03	02:19:32:29	Jesse [Father ITYS]	let me go
02:19:34:04	02:19:34:25	Steve [Lashara]	I don’t read
02:19:34:19	02:19:36:19	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I don’t know how to reach.
02:19:38:12	02:19:39:06	Jesse [Father ITYS]	dry
02:19:40:12	02:19:42:09	Dave [DM]	Oh, crap. No!
02:19:40:29	02:19:41:22	Jesse [Father ITYS]	no
02:19:42:29	02:19:47:08	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Where did it go? Okay, oh, it’s…
02:19:43:10	02:19:44:28	Dave [DM]	I had one of those slaves wash
02:19:50:07	02:19:57:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Oh, I swear there’s a plus four somewhere but this says when you wear the holist, you gain plus three bonus dispel tackles. Okay, that’s something else.
02:19:58:15	02:20:02:06	Dave [DM]	Yeah, so that’s to your attack when you’re rolling, so if you get like a 20
02:20:03:21	02:20:08:00	Jesse [Father ITYS]	I thought you had like a spell cast modifier or something.
02:20:06:11	02:20:08:01	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	something that gives me plus four.
02:20:09:10	02:20:10:22	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Maybe it don’t…
02:20:13:29	02:20:17:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Let me just hit the others. The other guy did three, right?
02:20:23:06	02:20:24:11	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Gosh, this isn’t really good.
02:20:27:12	02:20:28:15	Dave [DM]	that’s ten right
02:20:32:18	02:20:34:14	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	So that is five.
02:20:38:04	02:20:40:18	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	it was a one. It wasn’t fun.
02:20:41:13	02:20:43:04	Steve [Lashara]	Well I can’t say it.
02:20:41:27	02:20:44:25	Dave [DM]	our two greater zombies are looking really bad
02:20:46:19	02:20:55:12	Dave [DM]	like you know they’ve all been sewn together but now one of their arms has fallen off and this one over here is missing both of its legs
02:20:58:19	02:21:09:27	Dave [DM]	okay Jenkins do you have anything else you want to do okay all right so from the back room you hear more hissing and spitting
02:21:05:14	02:21:07:02	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Tear that stuff off!
02:21:05:15	02:21:05:27	Steve [Lashara]	so
02:21:09:20	02:21:10:17	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Come on!
02:21:11:17	02:21:20:03	Dave [DM]	how dare you get away i don’t uh there’s more back rooms there’s a lot of levers out in the
02:21:12:23	02:21:17:29	Steve [Lashara]	there’s a lot
02:21:20:03	02:21:29:14	Dave [DM]	front room that haven’t been pulled uh okay so it is our shambling mound he’s going to move up
02:21:20:14	02:21:20:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Mmm.
02:21:21:27	02:21:23:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Like that, sarphone leaps.
02:21:29:14	02:21:38:01	Dave [DM]	um so that gray one right there chris can you move him 20 feet towards you or 30 feet towards
02:21:32:25	02:21:33:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Mm-hmm.
02:21:38:01	02:21:45:05	Dave [DM]	you okay so he is now he can see you
02:21:45:05	02:21:50:22	Dave [DM]	and then our other guy well no it’s not his never mind
02:21:51:05	02:21:54:05	Steve [Lashara]	trampoline out he gets zapped and
02:21:55:29	02:22:04:01	Steve [Lashara]	swing his hands wildly all right okay i’m
02:22:04:01	02:22:12:19	Steve [Lashara]	going to go ahead and use my um i’m gonna
02:22:13:08	02:22:21:08	Steve [Lashara]	crossbow did really well that one time so i will go ahead in uh i’m not gonna draw a bead on
02:22:21:08	02:22:32:02	Steve [Lashara]	the oh the one that’s heading towards bjorn i’m gotta go ahead take a shot at him
02:22:33:04	02:22:35:09	Steve [Lashara]	that’s 30 to hit.
02:22:36:12	02:22:37:24	Dave [DM]	No that misses
02:22:38:12	02:22:39:01	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:22:39:22	02:22:42:19	Steve [Lashara]	Dang it, yeah.
02:22:41:19	02:22:49:17	Dave [DM]	30 okay With all the magic going on Your 12 points of crossbow damage How does this one
02:22:53:26	02:23:03:23	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I have brought all these guys To nearly death and everyone’s taking All my kills I haven’t killed a single one But i’ve been dealing the most damage
02:23:02:09	02:23:04:22	Dave [DM]	They’re just sniping all of your kills
02:23:07:19	02:23:15:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	I want to kill something there isn’t my name
02:23:07:24	02:23:09:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	We are working together?
02:23:08:07	02:23:11:08	Steve [Lashara]	Alright, so the
02:23:12:00	02:23:13:21	Dave [DM]	There’s no I in team, Jenkins.
02:23:18:14	02:23:29:29	Steve [Lashara]	the shot goes a little bit wild and it ricochets off the wall hits some of the wall that was still held up? Yes.
02:23:25:22	02:23:35:05	Dave [DM]	Okay, does it hit the wall that’s back here? Okay, so with that extra little bit of force you actually kill both of them.
02:23:31:20	02:23:32:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:23:34:17	02:23:36:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:23:34:26	02:23:36:14	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:23:34:26	02:23:36:24	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:23:36:16	02:23:42:20	Steve [Lashara]	so the magic missile couldn’t do
02:23:37:10	02:23:42:19	Dave [DM]	It takes the additional one point off the other greater zombie
02:23:39:29	02:23:40:29	Steve [Lashara]	[laughter]
02:23:40:19	02:23:41:18	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:23:42:11	02:23:45:22	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Dang it, I was gonna bootstomp that wall.
02:23:45:00	02:23:56:17	Steve [Lashara]	yeah that crushes him and then it bounces off and hits the top rubble fully fallen and it drops down that guy crushing
02:23:53:05	02:23:57:10	Dave [DM]	and it crushes him. That’s beautiful.
02:23:56:17	02:23:57:19	Steve [Lashara]	yeah
02:23:58:10	02:24:01:18	Dave [DM]	Hayley, I just want you to know you took that one down to 1 point of damage.
02:23:58:25	02:24:04:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	that makes it more frustrating
02:24:02:22	02:24:07:22	Dave [DM]	One point of damage. If you’d rolled a 2 instead of a 1, you would have killed
02:24:04:24	02:24:06:03	Jesse [Father ITYS]	You could have done better.
02:24:06:27	02:24:09:08	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	that makes it a little bit more frustrating
02:24:10:28	02:24:22:22	Steve [Lashara]	so second attack um Feeling pretty good. I attack again with my crossbow from up above against the red guy, 15
02:24:19:01	02:24:20:11	Dave [DM]	Are you going to hit which guy?
02:24:22:22	02:24:27:14	Steve [Lashara]	to hit? My goodness, I have plus 11 to hit it.
02:24:29:02	02:24:29:22	Steve [Lashara]	13 damage.
02:24:32:18	02:24:41:10	Dave [DM]	Okay, yeah. Yep, yep. That one just kind of goes into his giant forearm and he looks… He’s looking good.
02:24:34:17	02:24:36:02	Steve [Lashara]	That one just kind of goes…
02:24:40:00	02:24:49:23	Steve [Lashara]	Slides straight in. Okay, um, I’m going to have my steel defender parkour over that table so that he can get
02:24:49:23	02:24:52:13	Steve [Lashara]	close enough to do his own attack.
02:24:58:08	02:25:01:29	Steve [Lashara]	14 to hit, 13 damage.
02:25:04:01	02:25:08:14	Steve [Lashara]	So he’s now engaged with it and that’s my turn.
02:25:09:23	02:25:20:08	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the red guy nice i appreciate that
02:25:21:15	02:25:27:11	Dave [DM]	father the end is near um you’re up not not
02:25:35:13	02:25:42:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	can i as my action um
02:25:42:11	02:25:52:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Can I try to detect some of the other passages or rooms, things like that?
02:25:51:29	02:25:54:16	Dave [DM]	you want to you can do an investigation check
02:25:56:04	02:26:04:13	Dave [DM]	you could yes i will allow an insight check and if there is someone else in the room that wants to help with your insight check, like Jenkins.
02:26:06:23	02:26:12:09	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Yeah, I’ll help you. What do I have to do? Just support you. I’m supporting you.
02:26:10:10	02:26:14:05	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Well, insight is pretty sweet.
02:26:12:18	02:26:13:13	Dave [DM]	Go team!
02:26:14:11	02:26:21:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	When our powers combine we can look around a room quite effectively.
02:26:17:27	02:26:19:29	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	Just leave the next kill for me.
02:26:20:03	02:26:20:20	Dave [DM]	insight!
02:26:20:28	02:26:25:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Oh, 18 plus 7. so thanks for the help
02:26:22:19	02:26:24:21	Dave [DM]	Oh yeah, you definitely.
02:26:26:23	02:26:38:22	Dave [DM]	with x-ray vision, you can go ahead and look what you notice is that there are an additional three levers on the wall um, and with such a high perception you also notice that there is
02:26:39:20	02:26:46:21	Dave [DM]	a secret entrance into the back room you don’t know how to open it but it is there
02:26:47:02	02:26:49:07	Jesse [Father ITYS]	so there’s three levers and there’s a secret
02:26:49:02	02:26:51:17	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Where did he notice that secret entrance?
02:26:57:15	02:27:03:15	Jesse [Father ITYS]	the levers at oh like these
02:26:58:10	02:27:07:16	Dave [DM]	the leavers you can see them on all three of these like the pivot points of the circle yeah you see those things those are all and so what they are is they’re at a neutral position
02:27:08:04	02:27:18:20	Dave [DM]	if you would have done this earlier you would have seen the trap holes everything. You can move the lever up or you can move leaver down One might do
02:27:18:20	02:27:26:28	Dave [DM]	something good, one might do something bad. It really just depends Look for fingerprints and remember that it was
02:27:21:25	02:27:33:12	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Look for fingerprints when…
02:27:28:27	02:27:34:00	Dave [DM]	7d6 force damage? Is that what you rolled? For the wall
02:27:35:02	02:27:40:11	Dave [DM]	Yeah, just remember it’s 7d7 force damage if you get a wham
02:27:40:12	02:27:42:25	Steve [Lashara]	Did anyone get mage hand?
02:27:43:00	02:27:45:14	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Aye? Nice
02:27:45:29	02:27:51:08	Dave [DM]	I will mage hand it up please or down
02:27:46:12	02:27:47:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	[laughter]
02:27:51:29	02:28:00:18	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that does that prevent it the bad thing from happening I
02:27:55:25	02:28:04:02	Steve [Lashara]	hand is a magical hand, so you can be far away and have the magical but I’ve got my steel defender in homunculus
02:28:05:01	02:28:07:28	Dave [DM]	have a flying sword and that they could
02:28:08:05	02:28:09:09	Steve [Lashara]	attacks flying
02:28:08:13	02:28:18:01	Jesse [Father ITYS]	that oh awesome okay uh so that’s my action and then again as my bonus actually i’m gonna use my spiritual
02:28:18:01	02:28:21:23	Jesse [Father ITYS]	weapon again which he doesn’t make a saving throw
02:28:23:14	02:28:35:04	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um e um again at fourth level so 2d8 plus two damage
02:28:35:04	02:28:41:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	um and i’m going to try and knock him forward so he just bounces back oh
02:28:43:16	02:28:49:05	Dave [DM]	go ahead and that’s not a save right it’s just rolling damage roll damage
02:28:48:10	02:28:51:13	Jesse [Father ITYS]	ooh an 8
02:28:53:18	02:28:57:11	Jesse [Father ITYS]	and a 6 plus 2 so 16
02:28:57:13	02:28:58:21	Dave [DM]	16 points of damage
02:28:58:22	02:28:59:19	Jesse [Father ITYS]	yes sir
02:29:03:14	02:29:08:08	Dave [DM]	And you want it to bounce off and then get hit by the Guardian too. So he’s a dex save on that, right?
02:29:08:03	02:29:19:16	Jesse [Father ITYS]	uh huh yeah ah so points of radiant damage
02:29:11:06	02:29:16:16	Dave [DM]	save is let’s see what he gets. Ooh I think he saved on this. Sixteen.
02:29:19:14	02:29:20:15	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Only 10
02:29:25:06	02:29:26:16	Dave [DM]	Okay. Is that it?
02:29:26:28	02:29:38:17	Jesse [Father ITYS]	dead um yeah i don’t think that’s my action in my bones the sword hit him that’s it yeah don’t
02:29:35:27	02:29:38:02	Dave [DM]	Yeah he got it. Mr. Jogbjorn
02:29:40:02	02:29:42:29	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	I’m going to step over the corpse
02:29:42:26	02:29:43:23	Dave [DM]	Good!
02:29:47:01	02:29:48:29	Dave [DM]	Yeah take your rune with you by the way
02:29:52:07	02:30:01:26	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	It’s in my pocket but time to look at it uh the range
02:29:57:08	02:29:58:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	[laughter]
02:29:57:08	02:29:58:16	Haylee [Old Man Jenkins]	[laughter]
02:29:57:23	02:29:59:24	Steve [Lashara]	Is this going to go well for us?
02:30:01:26	02:30:13:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	of my shotgun which is tuned right now is 30 -60 feet i believe who do i see 90
02:30:10:04	02:30:22:01	Dave [DM]	okay okay so you can hit the red guy um the other guy is still in the hole those are the only two
02:30:13:13	02:30:20:04	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	feet still oh Is that all that’s left?
02:30:22:01	02:30:30:19	Dave [DM]	things you can see and there’s obviously don’t fall into pit because there is a mountain of
02:30:30:19	02:30:35:24	Dave [DM]	thousands of stitched together bodies inside any of those holes so don’t accidentally step on that
02:30:38:28	02:30:46:25	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	Okay, I forget the shotgun map. It doesn’t say there is a spread on that but you would assume there is right
02:30:48:29	02:30:49:22	Steve [Lashara]	pull it up again
02:30:56:25	02:30:57:19	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	okay alright well
02:30:56:29	02:31:05:19	Dave [DM]	it’s it’s uh it’s not birdshot it’s buckshot magical buckshot all
02:30:57:11	02:31:01:11	Steve [Lashara]	yeah, there you go
02:31:02:21	02:31:05:11	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	so I’m just going shoot him with the shotgun
02:31:09:18	02:31:11:24	Steve [Lashara]	debris in the twitching bodies
02:31:18:28	02:31:27:24	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	losing my foot my eye all right so that is a 28 to hit yes
02:31:19:25	02:31:22:04	Steve [Lashara]	well, I mean
02:31:21:08	02:31:23:15	Dave [DM]	Well, I mean you only need one eye to aim.
02:31:26:07	02:31:26:14	Jesse [Father ITYS]	Okay?
02:31:27:24	02:31:38:28	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	so that Is 12 plus 1d8 12 plus
02:31:39:07	02:31:40:13	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	is 28
02:31:43:01	02:31:44:07	Chris [Jock Bjorn]	12 plus six

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